chuckle sandwich clips that i can't live without
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- chuckle sandwich that i can't live without. this is a chuckle sandwich compilation. the hosts are jschlatt, ted nivison and charlie slimecicle. the best chuckle sandwich podcast highlights in one video! jschlatt is going crazy, ted nivison and slimecicle try to contain him.
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1:46 that was such a viscerally genuine reaction. In a split second he radiated the built up energy of every parent who’s child wouldn’t stop asking pregnant women why they’re fat
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The way Ted says “SCHLATT” at 1:45 is the most dad thing I’ve ever seen
Bro trueeeee
I can hear an average American dad yell that.
You know, cargo-shorts, light blue poli tucked in with socks and sandals.
"SCHLATT, we do not speak that way in this house. Go to your room right now young man, you are in so much trouble."
I fucking knew which clip it would be before it came along
@@karelpgbrwhy a light blue polo specifically? Why not a cardigan? Maybe over their shoulders?
Chuckle sandwich is the most entertaining podcast with everyone's 3 favourite psychopaths.
Best Commenter, at least he's pretending to be funny
Heisenberg
It's only 2 now, rest in peace charlie, you will be missed
are u the 1 whoo nocks
justin Y 2
Schlatt is basically a walking content generator. Having watched the entire Respawn Inbox series more than three times already, I can clearly see how strongly influenced his sense of humor is by the show. Definitely one of my favorite people in the content creation space.
3 times bro?
@@Mr.Goosenhand give or take a dozen episodes.
i love how most of these are just schlatt being batshit insane while ted and charlie are just like "???schlatt?¿¿ no?? noooooo"
Why I love schlatt
the fact schlatt is so INSANELY adament about the idea of humans MOVING the EARTH is absolutely hilarious to me. the way he is so, so sure that it's even at all scientifically possible is genuinely so entertaining.
Okay but it is possible though, there are many videos here on youtube describing exactly how an advanced civilisation could in theory move their home planet
It's billions of years though. Look at how much tech has advanced in the last century alone; it's so far in the future that it's beyond impossible to imagine. Even now we have papers written on stellar engines, the blueprint for moving the whole solar system. I legitimately don't see why moving the Earth is such a far-fetched concept for this future civilization.
I mean it is totally possible. If humans are able to make a Dyson sphere, and find a way to move the sun (the whole solar system would just move with it because of its gravitational pull) technically we could have a moving solar system
I’m pretty sure we can make a big enough leaf blower in a billion years to move the earth I think we’re good
@@skepsiez Or just give the Earth it’s own unicycle and have it run wild
Ted is the parental figure, "schlatt" is the problematic child, Charlie is the weird uncle that lives at your house for some reason
The weird uncle that got probation and his wages garnished and can’t afford to live on his own but has to live within 10 miles of the county jail or the ankle monitor will report him, so he lives with his parents again.
Except they don’t know how to explain probation to the kids, so your parents ignore your questions.
These kids do not have parents there's the oldest child the middle child and the youngest child. They're operating without any supervision
@Memento Mori They were left home alone
Charlie is the dog
No Schlatts got a point, that's billions of years in the future, we are gonna be so advanced by then, I'm with schlatt on this one
there is actually a video made by kurzgesagt about moving the sun so i dont think moving earth is that far from reality
wandering earth: haven't read the novel but the movie was decent
That, or we're going to have colonized somewhere else atleast if we haven't gone extinct by then.
by the time it's happening we're extinct
Isaac Arthur made a video called “moving earth” where he explains how it could be done.
I love how schlatt's solution to avoiding the sun consuming earth is basically "let's take Earth, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"WHERE WILL IT GO SCHLATT?!!!??? " 😭😭
This comment appeared right when he said it lmaoo
Schlatt: physcopath
Ted: sociopath
Charlie: pure insanity
My 3 favourite (murderers) youtubers/streamers
*Shlank*
ah yes, physcopath
@@S0NAL_ what? It's funny I know it's spelt wrong
See, Schlatt says the mutton chops lower his attractiveness but really, _really,_ we all know the simps are still going.
They make him better tbh.
Controversial opinion: he looks a little better without the chops
@@DenvaProbablyDrawsthat’s the point of the chops
I like him with the mutton chops tbh
if i grew facial hair i would look like schlatt because there is no hair on my chil at all
Teds like a dad, anyone does anything bad? ted to the rescue!
Ted has so many moments where he bails someone out of a bad bit with a funny punchline
@@DarkysLPs yupp
Schlatt talking to Minx is the very definition of that stupid “they bully you because they like you” shit our parents told us when we were younger
Schlatt posting these usually fan-made compilations himself is a genius idea. There’s a market for it and he’s fulfilling the demand. Kudos to the chef.
Schlatt calling himself “submissive and breedable” just made me want to go into comatose
i love how the main reason schlatt has his current look is because people were simping. it’s fuckin hilarious to me for no reason
england is gonna take earth and put it in a museum. duh.
Underrated comment right here
And they'll never give it back
@@YoloHMAB tyty my guy
@@PyroGothNerd This aged like both fine wine and milk.
And we plan to keep it
Schlagg. The true meaning of happiness.
As a British person I can 100% say with certainty what Tommy was talking about with people puffing up their chests. Yea that's real, that's a thing that happens here.
Your country is not real
Women's genitalia
I still don't think Schlatt is insane for thinking we would (in some way) save the planet for the sake of its history. Like if we have the technology billions of years from now, of course we're gonna try to preserve the home planet we began on
It would be way easier to just move to another planet in a billion years when we need to. We will likely not inhabit the earth anymore anyway
"schlatt" is a walking content mine AND a pretty down to earth dude when he's not doing his internet persona (from what i hear), we love "schlatt"
0:40 I can't believe they put Charlie in the void dome.
Who’s Charlie? It’s always just been Ted and Schlatt.
With atomic locks
God I miss Charlie on the podcast.
i literally cannot live without these clips. If i stop watching the cyst in my brain will explode
are you okay? it’s been 2 months
@@pink_sky_morning4842 hello i am dpages dad he jumped off the roof after reading your reply
@@dpage446 great, thanks for the guilt i’ll have to live with for the rest of my life
shit went down here
The one with critikal where schlatt brought up games or bacon had me rolling
"I was made to be submissive and breedable"- Jschlatt but now im going to use this and no one will ever know
Schlatt's idea of moving the earth is actually valid. Billions of years from now is a very long time. If humanity still exists, we would have much more advanced technology and more capabilities to move earth
7:56 nothing makes me laugh harder than this clip 😭😭
TWILIGHT SPARKLE? *MY LITTLE PONY??!*
Dude didn't even recognize the bruise from the gun 😂😭
HE SAID IT SO CONFUSED
Honestly, after watching these clips, Ted would be a good dad.
Schlatt is right about moving earth, we talked about it in 7th grade science. We will move it out with the growing sun, and once it implodes we will bring it in to orbit the white dwarf for all eternity (almost)
0:01 was the best as that’s when the video started
Looks like Charlie is in the void dome now
0:49 Remember when we had a third member of the podcast? No one else does anymore🤣
This is a perfect trio and none of them can be replaced
7:12 "Schlatt" knows this information because he used it back in 99'
'Platz' means stop in german, but schlagg said 'platt' which simply means 'flat'
yea I didn't even notice it was supossed to be german
I love this group to bad Charlie was murdered by Ted. RIP Charlie 🙏❤️
Schlatt's "move earth" theory is ironically pretty plausible. 4 billion years is a lot of technological advancement.
Look, I'm on Schlatt's side on the whole "we'll move Earth" thing. We have about 8 *billion* years. Assuming humanity is still around, we'll have developed so much that something like that should hypothetically be possible for us.
2:33 I love that they are all sitting in the same seats as their The Yard counterparts. Ted=aimen ludwig=ludwig schlatt=slime Charlie=nick
Charlie: remember when we had a 4th member of the podcast? No one else does anymore.
Carson: *sad noises*
Oh no
*Carson?*
OH
I think you reachin since lunch club had traves, Noah, and Cooper as well which would be like 7
Who is this.... son of car?
the way ted said “SCHLATT.” at 1:45 kills me
I still cannot believe that "Schlatt" was in the corner "wah wah wah" like a little baby boy.
Rest in piece Charlie
“So I got ugly.”
Little did Schlatt know, people still find him attractive with his questionable facial hair.
0:10 got me good💀😭
The chuckle family:
dad- ted
mom- charlie
siblings- schlatt, minx,
cousins- karl, ludwig, swagger souls, wilbur, quackity
aunt- jaiden,
uncle- eddy, tucker, ranboo
grandpa- connor...
nephew somehow?- tommyinnit
The clip were they want to move the earth is so funny.
About schlatts thing about moving earth, there’s a Chinese sci-fi title about this exact same thing where the universe is dying and humanity turns earth into a rocket ship and slingshots it around Jupiter
I was just about to mention this movie too lol
@@bizarrebread9032 holy shit i thought i was the only person who knew about it lmao
There has actually been scientific studies on whether or not we can move the solar system. I'd bet we could move a planet using black holes.
They believe they can move earth using our atmosphere and satellite’s
I love it when their eyes randomly slips down by a quarter of an inch, but no one ever notices
1:46 teds reaction is literally the best
chaotic good, chaotic neutral, and chaotic bad
Schlatt: "something had to give so I got ugly"
My gay ass: "ahah yep. Ugly. That sure is the word for it."
These 3 arguing if the sun will eat up the earth is the best shit ever
NNOOOOO Schlatt thinks he's ugly😭 He's so cute tho🥰
i can be the only person who thought schlatt wasnt crazy for saying that they'd move earth
my personal favorite is when they were teaching Charlie about *67 and Charlie goes "there's a- bomb."
cant believe charlie got banished to the void dome
on another note im surprised "schlatt" is the only one who knows about stellar engines
"I'm taken too.....by the game"
*PROCEEDS TO RUN MOBILE GAME AD*
**something funny happens**
“For audio listeners, love you to death-”
8:45 like birds? Are British boys _birds?_
I was gonna say that like what the hell is that 😭
dude I appreciate you do much, you literally combined all my favorite moments into one video.
schlatt kind of had a point there but then I had a thought: wouldn't humans just move to another planet by that time in history? if they even survived for that long.
Bruh at 5:09 when schlatt said «by the game» i got an ad for clash of clans and all i heard was the supercell intro
SCHLATTS FACE IN THE THUMBNAILLL I CANTTT
**the most normal face ever**
Ok but, if we out pangea back together it would be so convenient, like i could just waddle on over to the uk
HAHAHA the way schlatt screams plat 😂
Schlatt basically described the whole premise of Wandering Earth.
“Wa wa wa, like a little baby” bro that’s the funniest thing that could come out of ted’s mouth
The german command "Platz" means "down" in english hahaha.. but he said "Platt" and that means flat in english haha but it still kinda works 😂😂😂
The Caplan thruster is a machine capable of moving planets, if not the solar system. Schlatts on to something
3:47 they did this in that one episode of Phineas and Ferb
I mean if humans make it to the point of the sun dying, we’ll probably be advanced enough to do something like that
2:25 that is the biggest “press x to doubt” I’ve ever heard, lol
I mean moving Earth doesn't sound too insane, we already have hypothetical ideas how to move the sun. Stellar engines by kurzgesagt
he’s so convinved that we’ll move the earth I love it 😭
"lets just move bikini bottom to somewhere else"
I can imagine they’re all sitting at a table at a nursing home
watching this from 103030250AC and can confirm, we did move earth.
Sometimes I feel as if Ted is the only brain cell holding this podcast together… yes he is still chaotic but not as much as Schlatt and Charlie 😂
4:30 Schlatt really thinks that humans are still going to be around in billions of years? At the rate we’re going we’re probably not gonna even last a thousand.
4:16 we will tie it up to earth and fly away with it
Rather have “jschlatt” childlike tendencies over “jschlort” serial killer tendencies
These are the people who will save us from alien enslavement
It's videos like this that make me miss poor Charlie RIP
Chuckle sandwich and Unus Annus carry the same confusing chaos vibes,
I love it so much
I've put thought into it and schlatt Is actually spitting facts about moving the earth
the first clip has me in shock what is his body doing
the obvious problem i see with moving the earth is that earth and everything on it has been literally built to exist in that specific orbit around the sun. gradual changes over millions of years maybe could happen, but i doubt we'll be able to just take the planet and move it somewhere else without totally fucking up the environment
I see it as maybe move it at a nice distance from the sun like the original spot just so it wont get swallow by the sin if that make any sense.
Could be teleportation
I love these titles with the added context that Shlatt is the one who’s uploading these
Because jrwi paused for a bit I listened to some of the Podcasts I listened to before I got addicted to jrwi, and it's been rlly fun!
They put Charlie in the void dome
Stellar engines (to move sun) and Dyson spheres to preserve it, watch Kurzegegat, Schlatt isn't far off.
"_*S C H L A T T! ! ! ! !*_"
1:40
Getting an ad for Ecosia after Schlatt talks about moving the earth is crazy
i love how schlag’s strategy for surviving the death of our star is the same as patrick’s strategy for surviving the alaskan bull worm
Remember when we had a third member of the podcast, no one else remembers anymore.
1:05 imagine looking over your shoulder at night and seeing that monstrosity
What episode is that from i need to see this whole clop
@@chewyankles5783 i forgor
Oh I see this every night bro
@@chewyankles5783 It’s episode 5 and it’s 37:05 minutes in
Why are you named Nixon