@@Theforgottenautobotdante:Uuuhhhh.....this is to much!hey nero wanna get some slice of pizza i just got hungry Nero:Good idea! lets go,lets just ignore what we see dante. Dante:I agree. Nero and dante walks away.
you don't know how much i hate when i am watching an unholy video on the Hub , and as i am about to finish , the grunts of the MF get four times louder than the girls moans . It completely ruins my nut
Vergil: And that's how I met your mother. Nero: Oh god, you didn't have to get into that much detail! Dante: If you think that was bad, I was there that night. Your old man plowed her so hard he judgment nu- cut the whole area! Nero: ...Hate you. Hate you both.
I wanna actually believe Spectre is actually Nero’s mom fr. I know it isn’t, but until we get a confirmation, she is Nero mom in my heart…. Either her or Bayonetta…. One of the two dammit
I feel he ended up in the Genshin and Honkai Impact 3rd universe with his Yamato and impregnated Keqing’s mom and Ayato and Ayala’s mom and then Yae Sakura’s mom lol
He’s gonna bury something, and it ain’t the light
*Judgement nut*
Their mating was so _hard_ -core and _edgey_ that it slashed the tent...
and he's gonna bury it deep within
He's gonna bury something, where no light can reach
BUSSSSSSSSSS
Nero : "OH, GOD!!!! UNCLE, you didn't have to show me this!!!"
Dante: "YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW YOU WERE CONCEIVED NERO!!! MY OWN DAD DID THIS TO ME AND VERGIL WHEN WE WERE ONLY KIDS!!!!!!!
@@dracogatom7873Me the random delivery guy: Ayo??? I dont get paid enough for this. 👀
@@StardustSpiritDragon "Look man just take the pizza and I'll be on my way."
Xero (Adult): Dante WTF Nero is still to young to see this xxx shit Vergil did to Nero's mom
@@Theforgottenautobotdante:Uuuhhhh.....this is to much!hey nero wanna get some slice of pizza i just got hungry
Nero:Good idea! lets go,lets just ignore what we see dante.
Dante:I agree.
Nero and dante walks away.
Dante stands in the distance: "My Pull-Out Game STILL STRONGER!"😆
Dante gets hit by a summon sword in response to that
Dante has yet to prove he has ever had sex
Dante's pull out game is SSS rank while Vergil's is *DISMAL*
we all know that dante's pull out game is stronger because he never gets it in
"Royal *GUARD!* "
You know Vergil is definitely one of those guys that moans louder than the lady.
Bruh. 💀💀 I am deceased. 😂 This is hilarious.
he moans louder to assert dominance
@@sleepisfortheweakwoooo6467🗿
I mean....thats one way to show POWER
you don't know how much i hate when i am watching an unholy video on the Hub , and as i am about to finish , the grunts of the MF get four times louder than the girls moans . It completely ruins my nut
Ironic, He can save everyone from the *HORNI*
but even *HE* can't help himself from it😢
Vergil guides others to a treasure he cannot possess...
The hero protects his people, but who will protect the hero
Vergil is one of the only people in the DMC universe to have canonically had sex.
Agnus and Arkham also had sex~
Proof: Nico and Lady~
because Dante took that trait from him.
Vergil: If you want it, then you'll have to take it.
Ok that has taken on a whole new meaning 💀
😂@@agustinalejandroalem4612
but you already knew that
Dante: 🎵"Adrenaline in his soul
Something, something
Nero's born."🎵
Wooooaaaaah
Dante: 🎵and he'd do all again for the NUT alone!🎵
Sounds like dante xD
Vergil: And that's how I met your mother.
Nero: Oh god, you didn't have to get into that much detail!
Dante: If you think that was bad, I was there that night. Your old man plowed her so hard he judgment nu- cut the whole area!
Nero: ...Hate you. Hate you both.
Good one🤣
Ahh TFS reference, a man of culture I see ☕
@@tomtomkingbenito5998TFS?
@@ayviondenar3461 team four star I guess?
@@tomtomkingbenito5998 ☕
Damn, Vergil is slowly becoming a casanova.
the fact he was doing it in his devil trigger💀
Just like his father 💀
We finally get to meet Nero’s mother
The true Judgment Nut End.
TOO MUCH CLIMAX!!!
(Vergil fight with his wife on bed)
Dante at corner: oh look at my kitchen gun bought on TV
Vergil's gonna bury "something" where there ain't any light...
Yeah hes gonna bury it deap within the darkness 💀
*Vergil to Nero*
And that's how I met your mother
That scream at the end had me rolling.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh no... Senator, SENATOR PLEASE SAVE VERGIL.
He BROKE ALL THE OMMELETTES 😂😂😂
@@matiasfpm OH SHIT, NOT GOOD! HE ALREADY FREG OVER ALL EGGS
I don’t need saving
@@Vergil_sparda1987 so. How's your wife
Vergil is based
0:08 who is the is motivated women here
How do you not know your own wife?
He was so motivated that he turned into Devil Trigger just for this... What a mad lad
Its over
*Judgement Nut*
Not bury light this time he is bury nero in her body💀💀
She saw that sword🤤
It was not a sword it was a naginata 😂
Ironicly, dante was there to hear those and he told nero about it and make him hate them both
Dante really filmed this just to show it to nero
No wonder why dante got scared when vergil turned back to his human form. Bro was traumatized by this.
And that Nero, is how you were born
Nero:🤨
i was not expecting that ending XD 😂😂
Hey Vergil your son come for you and seem he already master he's devil trigger
Still not gonna pay child support.
Based~
No
WHAT IN THE TIME TRAVEL FUCK?! DID I BREAK THE TIMELINE AGAIN?! WHY ARE THERE 2 OF YOU?!
Virgil meets Nero's mother
*and this is how i met your mother*
Vergil's possible inner monologue that day: I was motivated to gain power by any means necessary. That woman's face...
I have no recollection...
I sure do wonder what dante is thinking outside
Vergil: No child support😈😈
Bro even used devil trigger😭🙏💀
‘You were young once.’
~Dante
BURY THE CHIIILD DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIN
I wanna actually believe Spectre is actually Nero’s mom fr.
I know it isn’t, but until we get a confirmation, she is Nero mom in my heart….
Either her or Bayonetta…. One of the two dammit
ngl ANY ONE of the dfo female slayers could be.
I mean come on, have you seen Demon Slayer?
Dante in the background! 🤣
POV: how Nero came into existence.
"and that son is how you were conceived"- Vergil probably
I feel he ended up in the Genshin and Honkai Impact 3rd universe with his Yamato and impregnated Keqing’s mom and Ayato and Ayala’s mom and then Yae Sakura’s mom lol
Oh dear god there are more Neroes
What about Raiden Mei?
@@Officerfriendly416 let's not have more Neros
@@ryohhibikithe9thhokage532 Might be too late, considering Mei exists
Так и родился неро. Да да это канон.
Vergil's wife: where is child support?
Vergil: :)
He wants to fill her demonic spirit with light.
This implies he's doing it in DT
Please play this game, I need other people to play with.
I guess he was young once to
Dante: ROYAL GUARD
So , Uh... I was not knowing this was going to happen at the end and matter of fact my laptop sound was at complete 100. 😂😂😅😅
Vergil's gonna "bury the light"
Vergil let's settle this matter of mother😂
Vergil judgement nuts all over the place
nero gets a step mom.
And a half sibling already on its way too.
Nero lore
Dante: Vergil, what the f-
My favourite part is that vergil was devil triggered
Vergil: now you MUM!
Rip to the people who weren’t prepared
Me: *cracking knuckles* Vergil…better run and don’t stop until you hoped you were still Nelo
If now we're going to assume Nero's Mom identity is any girl who uses a katana, then i'll take Beatrix Kiddo as Vergil's wife 😂😂
*wives~
The MOTIVATED man have a lot of daughters across the bubble universes~
I always thought he somehow managed to impregnate 2B.
@@venus1333not possible but shippers can imagine it.
@@JinTrueMpLi mean a demon did impregnate a woman so it's not COMPLETELY impossible. Its just gonna hurt like hell
I guess that's how Nero met his mom
Should he worry about child support now?
There's something approaching, and it ain't a storm.
Vergil:and thats how me and your mom met
I do not recall meeting this woman also where’s your motivation?
The one and only tume his motivation changed temporarily.
Dante in the back xD
Who is that woman?
I will not pay any child support.
Really Vergil and Spectre Women are husband and Wife they got married when.
Glad you liked the comments that the Truth
After that encounter Vergil stopped being Vergil
As Vergil, I deny such accusation. I diseappeared into the night for a reason
*Vergil and hes wife 18 years ago*
*Alpha eating punishing virus right now*
Lol. This would tramatise Nero!😂
Dante: didn’t know you had that in ya Vergil
Huh, I guess they are fighting. I wonder who’s sword is stronger.
So that's how Nero was born? 🤔
🤔
@@CinnamonRoll41 LMAO
@@rapidfire9999 LMAO
Vergil hit the JUDGMENT-NUT NEVER END
Vergil shows the extent of his power. Even in the bedroom.
this traumatized me
"I ain't going to pay child support"
Vergil inner demon who took a place when making a Nero, that's why Vergil never remember until Dante 🫰 out of his mind dammit 😂
Vergil WIFE is sefirot
Dramatic finish
0:23 I think I want to fight instead of having intimate relations
The only thing gettin' buried here was wood.
Since when was the word light a synonym for seed?
dante wanted to fill Trish's dark soul with light so now it is (I am not shipping them Just explaining here that'd be fucking weird if it was)
And thats how nero was born
Так и появился никита
Then Nero popped out 9 months later
Now nero has a new brother
..... wife married
I did NOT expect that 💀
"What the hell is this?"
Vergil will buy some cans of milk for nero
Dante outside 😂
Judgement Nut End pull out his devil trigger
That's why nero sword is name red queen because his mom is red aswell
Vergil is probably the gentle type man during sex while Dante probably is more into S&M stuff
JUDGEMENT NUT NEVER ENDS
С первых же секунд не канон - Виталик свою шашку всегда в руке носит
Bury the Seed Deep Within!!!