Okay, the eyes on the front of the face thing is mammal specific. Birds, such as eagles, usually have eyes on the sides of the heads. Also, Chickens are absolutely predators. They can and will eat carrion, hunt rodents and frogs with an efficiency that would make a cat blush and if one of them starts bleeding, the rest will all gang up on it, living or otherwise. Im not saying that they can hunt down deer, but I am absolutely saying that for their weight class, they can more than handle themselves.
Damn, the level of stupid decision that they took was just astonishing. The crew had weapon, heavy mining equipment & all. They could have easily contained or destroyed the parasite.
I love how he asks us every time he finishes a episode “how would you beat this-“ like bro I’m not surviving this 😅 I can barely remember to wash the dishes 😭🙏
Am I the only one who thinks the writers only made the parasite not go for women because they didn't want the movie being enjoyed for the wrong reasons?
Maaan.. I still feel like the creature didn't get enough screen time. We're not sure what it actually is.. Or came from or what it wants. Have a damn good day peeps. Just another day at HTB academy.
Many thanks to How to Beat for listening to me and making Stranger things s1 (Actually I don't even know if they saw my comments.) I watched the whole English video but I am French and I don't speak English very well so I just put the subtitles. Except that I think it would be nice to make a French version. Thanks in advance
Honestly kinda bad that your FIRST decision is "push down a friend" and in reality this would go really bad. Cause the rest of your "friends" will see this. And you will be the one to be pushed next, since you are so eager to throw them first :)
Red Mist is a term that’s been used for decades to describe people who are exploded or otherwise experience “total body disruption”, I first heard about it in regards to land mines :P But I say keep spreading the good word about Project Moon (this is not a correction I’m just using this as an excuse to infodump)
Not sure if I gonna have a damn good day after this title or this movie because this movie actually made me cringe from yuckiness. Not a lot of horror does that but this one did
Have a dame good day
you too!
Dame dane
Dame yo
dame nanoyo
@@HowToBeatYTyou three!
@@HowToBeatYTlove you Mitchell, you’re so cute 🫶💖💖💖
damn
the WHAT muncher
The hash slinging...
the pee pee poo poo man
LMAO, That’s exactly what I thought😭
Not the rim invader💀
The MOMENT i find out that the parasite doesn't go for women, "Thank you, brethren, for your sacrifice. I'm going home" 😂
lmao
Wouldn't blame you, or probably even notice if we're busy fighting it off.
This is the diddyist monster ever
I said the same thing yo
Dont let drake find out about this
😂
That is what I was thinking
Why only men though?
This monster is giving
*Aggravated ASSault a whole new meaning*
Fr
i just woke up and the title is the first thing i read, what an interesting artifact of a movie.
*Scrolling through new vids*
“How to beat the bu- THE WHAT??”
LMAO THAT HAPPENED TO ME I HAD TO RECHECK
"Muscle man ends up in a fight but doesnt expect the surprise tentacle" is my favorite anime.
What da hell 😭
@@meghollows The way he explained that scene just reminded me of those anime titles that summarize the plot, lmao
@@zCREz nah it's my life with Diddy 💀
Okay, the eyes on the front of the face thing is mammal specific.
Birds, such as eagles, usually have eyes on the sides of the heads.
Also, Chickens are absolutely predators. They can and will eat carrion, hunt rodents and frogs with an efficiency that would make a cat blush and if one of them starts bleeding, the rest will all gang up on it, living or otherwise. Im not saying that they can hunt down deer, but I am absolutely saying that for their weight class, they can more than handle themselves.
Damn, the level of stupid decision that they took was just astonishing. The crew had weapon, heavy mining equipment & all. They could have easily contained or destroyed the parasite.
The monster didn't even have that high of a kill count, they just kept killing each other
The amount of accidental damage caused within the workers themselves is hilarious
How to beat the WHAT!
Me
😂😂😂😂😂
How to beat Sakura. She farts in the monsters and killers faces. Except for John Kramer. He’s cool.
Have a damn good night!
I love how he asks us every time he finishes a episode “how would you beat this-“ like bro I’m not surviving this 😅 I can barely remember to wash the dishes 😭🙏
freaky as hell bro 🙏🏻😭 2:30 well that’s a given bro is definitely a pred
It's night time right now i woke up for no reason and saw this on my notification...the movie title is insane 😭💀 (and so as the the monster)
How to beat the fucking what now?
your profile picture
We can beat a lot of stuff by selling it to the US military. We would be so rich, it wuld be amazing! 🙂
TikTok might’ve been banned but ayy atleast HowToBeat Dropped 😊
where do you find these movies
Oh it’s canon that he finds these from other universes and the void were no human has ever gone before.
Source?@@Cosmo_thepastryDW
Fr
Actually, I've seen this on Shudder.
We got a p diddy horror adaptation let's gooo
With Jeffery Epstein as the surprised guess
Am I the only one who thinks the writers only made the parasite not go for women because they didn't want the movie being enjoyed for the wrong reasons?
Yeah just you I think.
WHO GREENLIT THIS?? 😭😭
hehe
Diddy 💀💀💀
Bros whole explenation for the beggining is "i would have just known"
Things were ominous enough to know it's time to go. You don't need to know why you need to go you just know it's time to go and go.
Maaan.. I still feel like the creature didn't get enough screen time. We're not sure what it actually is.. Or came from or what it wants. Have a damn good day peeps. Just another day at HTB academy.
PREPOSTEROUS title 🙏 😭
Posterior*
Happy Saturday everyone!
Yesss happy Saturday
And it's ending fast:)...
Happy Saturday!
I saw the title and went “😟… what?”
freaky ahh monster
I think this might be the first and only time, that I can say a 'plug' would be beneficial. (If you know you know)
Better choose a bathtub plug
@@Ceramic_discmight as well use a manhole cover atp
or carve a wood into a
shape
OH YEAH!!!!
Perfect video for a morning workout
Alright. WHY DO I GET TRAUMATIZED BY 90% OF ALIEN MOVIES??
Same for real. But psychological as well
Many thanks to
How to Beat for listening to me and making Stranger things s1
(Actually I don't even know if they saw my comments.)
I watched the whole English video but I am French and I don't speak English very well so I just put the subtitles.
Except that I think it would be nice to make a French version.
Thanks in advance
Takes over your body by eating a-
We're about to learn how to beat a Diddy offspring!!!
If you liked this one you should watch Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead 🧟♀️
How do you find these movies man I’m getting worried
The Sundance Film Festival was really scraping the bottom of the barrel 😂😂
I know some people would enjoy this more than they should...
I was only 10 seconds in this video and I'm like "Yep, this is gonna be a perfect How To Beat video."
The title is crazy
diddy after ascending to become a servant of a elder god
36:47 SLOVENIA SPOTED🎉🎉🎉🎉
have a damn good day!
Can you do Bone Tomahawk ?
it's on my list!
@HowToBeatYT Cant wait for it
This entire movie seems like an innuendo "now its inside me" "coming out of my eye"😂
Kudos to you How To Beat for taking this seriously, because i can't. 😂
Can you do heart eyes after it comes out ?
Sounds like a final boss in a Beavis and Butthead game.
This is the best comment for this post I have ever heard.
The Backshot Bandit 😭🙏🙏
Honestly kinda bad that your FIRST decision is "push down a friend" and in reality this would go really bad.
Cause the rest of your "friends" will see this. And you will be the one to be pushed next, since you are so eager to throw them first :)
are we running out of movies to talk about
this is NOT what I was excepting too see on my recommended.
She gave them a literal Trojan horse😂😂😂
so thats what happens when you eat taco bell
Whenever I hear _Parasite_ I think of Venom 😂
Yo, the new Halo FLOOD acting mad SUS.
Bro, I love the title, man....
How to beat hell hole
Fart in the monster’s face, so it backs off
I just sat down to eat noodles 😐
31:42 into a cloud of Red Mist. Hang on. RED MIST?!?! THE RED MIST?!?!?!?! PROJECT MOON MENTIONED!!!!
IS THAT THE RED MIST!?
Red Mist is a term that’s been used for decades to describe people who are exploded or otherwise experience “total body disruption”, I first heard about it in regards to land mines :P
But I say keep spreading the good word about Project Moon
(this is not a correction I’m just using this as an excuse to infodump)
I clicked on this video because the title. What the actual f* is this ☠
Diddys next life be like
bro i was boutta comment the same thing!
The title should be how to beat the un human r*pist in hell hole
Half the deaths in this movie was from friendly fire
Who turned Diddy into a monster 🙏😭😭😭
If the monster enters your ass, does it give you tenticular cancer?
You know the funy part is that film is taking place in srbija according to the google and the magazine at the and is in Slovenian.
Ain't no way I read that title right 😭🙏 wtf?!
Have a damn good day🎉❤
Diddy sounding monster
Nice! 😂
22:15 why did it look like it's edited horribly 😂
Great video like always!
Thank you, now i know what to watch.
5 mins late
Ah HTB posted, "How to beat the- Whaat?"
who let diddy cast in a movie
Not sure if I gonna have a damn good day after this title or this movie because this movie actually made me cringe from yuckiness. Not a lot of horror does that but this one did
Have a damn good day yall.
The title🙏🙏🙏💀
Scientific name: Puffus diddiens
With a title like that, you've got my attention 😂
I know I'm like the tenth person to post this, but... how to beat the what now?!
Excuse me the WHAT MUNCHER??
This can’t be real
I saw the title and was like "New video, cool!" but was also like "WTF?!"
backshots go hard
Everyone in this movie has an iq of Antarctica's temperature
That title reeled me in ngl......... 😞😞
Best title ever
Let’s goo happy Saturday bro
Lokey I would enjoy that
have a damn good day
you too!
What if diddy and the thing was combined ah movie😂😂
Loveing the vids
Out of all things they had to name some horrifying creature. WHY THAT!
The WHAT MUNCHER?!
Another Directors harddrive and basement that needs looking at
Beat? Don’t you mean become?
Please do how to beat in "HAUNT"😭🙏
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY🎉🎉❤😂
you too!
Wow this is a title I can’t wait. Have a damn good day..
HAPPY SATURDAY
A title i thought i would never see