2003 Ducati 999: Regular Car Reviews

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  • @maman89
    @maman89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Slowly but surely regular car review videos gets harder and harder and harder to watch in public. Not even porn videos have this much grunting.

    • @henrywolfe6929
      @henrywolfe6929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      maman89 I'm assuming you weren't around for season 1 and 2

    • @jacquesklapisch5065
      @jacquesklapisch5065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Try watching the Dodge Avenger review in public without getting arrested

    • @solomonanczarski5402
      @solomonanczarski5402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was just going to say compared to his old stuff, most his recents are pretty vanilla.

    • @satellite964
      @satellite964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought they were getting tamer.

    • @maman89
      @maman89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brooo his old stuff is way more BROOOOO. His. Old. Stuff. Aka. I got here before youuu. Aka. I'm here first. Urrrgggghhhhhhh. I'm so hipster I knew Regular Car Review before Regular Car Review knew Regular Car Review. #first

  • @georgeyougha9278
    @georgeyougha9278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    what the hell did I just watch

    • @ComandanteJ
      @ComandanteJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      An awesome vid by an awesome guy, about an awesome machine.

    • @Snofielf
      @Snofielf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      +George Yougha It's called Hentai, and it's art.

    • @RegularCars
      @RegularCars  7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      WELCOME!

    • @TDF-kt9tl
      @TDF-kt9tl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HE REPLIED

    • @maoristereo
      @maoristereo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You missed an oportunity to quote "song of the sausage creature"

  • @EcclecticNerd
    @EcclecticNerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    *pounds desk* NEIN NEIN NEIN

    • @malevolenceXXXensues
      @malevolenceXXXensues 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      says BMW's motorcycle division :P

    • @reinermiteibidde1009
      @reinermiteibidde1009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fuck, i wanted to write that!
      Nevermind.
      And btw: NOT A CAR!

    • @TheIJoystick
      @TheIJoystick 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheKooster31 lol

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ecclectic Nerd "I'm a yank.......I have a big army.....what are yay gonna do??....."

    • @monsieurvalentine
      @monsieurvalentine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      if i could youtube gold you, i would.

  • @TheMichaelV
    @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Don't mind my sweaty back guys. It was a scolding hot day and I was wearing pretty thick, non-perforated leathers lol. And we stayed in that parking lot for a couple hours. Thanks again Mr. Regular for coming down. It was a pleasure meeting you! Really enjoyed this vid haha.

    • @ericisabitchful
      @ericisabitchful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MichaelV what are those pants?! I need them. Just bought the bike, now I need those pants

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dainese leather pants. That color scheme is a few years old so it would be hard to find them, maybe on ebay

    • @matthewkrupa-gregory9682
      @matthewkrupa-gregory9682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude that’s an amazing bike! Mad props to you man

    • @ljgarrison6910
      @ljgarrison6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SpoookyLegs I bet you think "adventurous" is missionary with the lights off.

    • @VroomBroomZoom
      @VroomBroomZoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ljgarrison6910 😂

  • @grabarcnr
    @grabarcnr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "And then, you make the windshield useless."
    I DIED

    • @toluwole
      @toluwole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most people don’t realize how hard manufacturers have to work to make a windshield gorgeous yet useless.

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I have one thing to say about that license plate....CHEAH!

    • @DJMotoVlogs
      @DJMotoVlogs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A CHEAH!

    • @jessisherekilleen6289
      @jessisherekilleen6289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bakerXderek omg he is here, worship him..... CHEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheIJoystick
      @TheIJoystick 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cccccchea

    • @zimkillgore
      @zimkillgore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      baker, go home, you are drunk! also.... come ride with me in SD

    • @boxtop2035
      @boxtop2035 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's just ol' lapdick looking out for ya

  • @Ivo--
    @Ivo-- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    This video makes me very sexually confused.

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Ducati is love, Ducati is life.
    Also, I never understood guys who leave their timing cover off. You're leaving a very critical piece of your engine, that is easily damaged by water and oil, open to the elements. Yes, it looks cool, but it's pretty fucking stupid from a practical standpoint.

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen tons of people do it on the forums. I've had it like that for a year now with no problems at all.

    • @TiffanyIndigo
      @TiffanyIndigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you ever scuff up your pants on the belt or do you wear ATGATT leather?

    • @Jirekianu
      @Jirekianu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You'd think going out and getting a high temperature acryllic cover wouldn't be prohibitively expensive. That way you get the protection with the visual.

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wear the leathers 95% of the time. With jeans on your leg still gets no where near the belt. But the spinning clutch does act as a good leg message at red lightlmao, and it doesn't scuff up the pants either.

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rizoma makes an acrylic cover for the timing belt but its around $250. Also the 999 R model has vent scoopts on both timing covers to get air in to increase longevity of the belts and keep it running cooler, which is another advantage of running an open cover.

  • @trash3570
    @trash3570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I'm watching this while POOPING, praise to the BROWN

    • @ReptilianAnusWizzard
      @ReptilianAnusWizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here😂

    • @directconnection6661
      @directconnection6661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto

    • @themilkman3392
      @themilkman3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So am I

    • @opticalecho119
      @opticalecho119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I keep coming back to this video and seeing this comment at the top. I don’t know if that upsets me or makes me happy. TIME TO WIPE

    • @trash3570
      @trash3570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@opticalecho119 I have yet to leave the toilet

  • @theluckydawg2498
    @theluckydawg2498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Why don't you review a semi truck?

    • @thehighvaluecat9313
      @thehighvaluecat9313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      TheLuckyDawg24 probably doesn't have the proper license for it

    • @Camhin1
      @Camhin1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He reviewed a caravan bus

    • @STUNT_GRANNY
      @STUNT_GRANNY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Camhin1 You don't need a special license for one of those though

    • @ilovepandas1246
      @ilovepandas1246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Camhin1 in America RVs are given an exception to the vehicle weight limit on our licenses. We can drive as heavy a motorhome as we can but we can't drive anything heavier than a van.

    • @nuclearlion
      @nuclearlion 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would probably really expensive to go about this, even if he just got a permit, he'd need to get commercial insurance. It would be pretty badass though.

  • @SPEEDTRIBESAKURA
    @SPEEDTRIBESAKURA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    That "CHEAH" license plate tho.....CHHHHHHEEEEAAAAHHH!

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      CHEAHHHHH

    • @InvictvsNox
      @InvictvsNox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      CHEAHHHHH

    • @austinmadole3170
      @austinmadole3170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEHHHHHHHHC!

    • @H3ntairican
      @H3ntairican 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg how the fuck I didn't notice that Lmao I had to go back and look for it I was to distracted by the beauty

    • @InvictvsNox
      @InvictvsNox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      H3ntairican Same. I had no idea how far the BXD rabbit hole went.

  • @tk421dr
    @tk421dr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Mr. Car Reviews, I really like the motorcycle episodes, I know nothing about bikes and I'm enjoying learning what you have to say. Keep up the good work!

    • @TiffanyIndigo
      @TiffanyIndigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm coming from the opposite end. I like bikes and know nothing about cars but started to appreciate them after watching Mr.Regular.

    • @omursariaslan3582
      @omursariaslan3582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHUT UP! WE WANT CARS GODDAMMIT!

    • @TiffanyIndigo
      @TiffanyIndigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omur SARIASLAN
      Come to the dark side, Omur. Get 45 mpg on something that can do 0-60 in 3 seconds. You know you want to.

    • @omursariaslan3582
      @omursariaslan3582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOOOOOOO! NEVER! I DON'T LIKE THIS EPISODE! I DON'T LIKE THIS EPISODE! I LIKE THIS EPISODE.. NOOOOO!!!

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Mr car reviews"... What

  • @tommylyons3765
    @tommylyons3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This guy pairs the most informative motorcycle content, with a sense of humor I can actually respect and appreciate! Thanks man. Keep it up! Not a car guy but the wit is making me learn about cars.

  • @Anon-9
    @Anon-9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Well Im a Yank so my country has a big army, what are you gonna do" xD

  • @johngilroy4474
    @johngilroy4474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the 999 has always been my dream bike. it was the bike i grew up knowing it was over powered in all the Midnight club games. and still I think it's the most attractive bike i've seen. even with this headlights, still it's what i grew up seeing. it was the equivalent of the R34 in Grand Turismo to me.

  • @andynixon2820
    @andynixon2820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could be the one and only person ever to write this , but I love the front end / headlight arrangement of the 999 .

  • @DalenHawkins
    @DalenHawkins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Cars AND bikes? My hopes of Mr. Regular going both ways are becoming a reality! #nohomo #butmaybe #definitely

    • @T.Riddle
      @T.Riddle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i feel like he's always been going both ways

    • @GTChucker86
      @GTChucker86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's always been reviewing bikes. Hell he even reviewed an Airplane

    • @Renzol
      @Renzol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's even reviewed a lawnmower.

    • @oniinu
      @oniinu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well at his heart he's a bike guy, he mentioned that some time ago that this all started from bikes.

    • @carsnbikes914
      @carsnbikes914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dalen Does My name.

  • @alastairward2774
    @alastairward2774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Stacked headlights make it look like one of the things from Neon Genesis Evangelion, side by side like something ridiculous and live action from the 80s.

  • @AzuraiAeon
    @AzuraiAeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    every single time i think i've seen all of your videos that i cackled madly enough at to shed a tear of joy, i find ANOTHER one. what a great feeling.

  • @FunnyLariat
    @FunnyLariat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Daddy Regular back with NOT A CAAAARRRRRRRR
    but ily

    • @burnout21
      @burnout21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which Volkswagen is best Volkswagen?

    • @etchman97
      @etchman97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My vw is best vw because JETTA

    • @loversheretic
      @loversheretic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My not a car best not a car because TAOTAO FIFTY WITH A BOOORE KITTT brought to you by DUI'S AND BAD CHOICES-- fit with REGRETS AND NOT MAKING IT TO WORK AS A DISHWASHER ON TIME

    • @yourmomsscrotum5274
      @yourmomsscrotum5274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bike reviews are better

    • @onesimpleclik
      @onesimpleclik 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      aye, tankman :D

  • @Analconda98
    @Analconda98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've reached the point where I just get a huge smug grin on my face when I see that there's a new RCR video out there. Keep up the awesome work, your channel is gonna blow up even more in the year to come.

  • @servel2
    @servel2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the headlight design, was pretty bummed when they switched back to the generic wasp looking one that every motorcycle has these days.

  • @ikt32
    @ikt32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    NOT A
    CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @kanmagoshi
    @kanmagoshi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My passion and understanding for a vehicle changes every time you have a review for it

  • @Ultra04channel
    @Ultra04channel ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it weird that I prefer the more alien headlight designs over the typical angry eyes looking ones? Sure, they look good, but there's something great about a bike with no "face" to look at. It seems more aggressive, more mechanical, more efficient. Like it's entirely focused on performance, efficiency, and nothing else.
    I suppose that's why I like the way the new GSXRs look.

  • @EjsReviews
    @EjsReviews 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You're out of line, this bike is a beauty.

  • @DonnieDesmo
    @DonnieDesmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You, sir, have made my day once more. Awesome review. Do more Ducati!

    • @Paiadakine
      @Paiadakine ปีที่แล้ว

      Do the ST-4S. That bike is sexy

  • @bcab7955
    @bcab7955 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    So many gems in this review, great work RCR.

  • @TheBroganBurke
    @TheBroganBurke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    with the light on, that vertical headlight is sexier than you give them credit for. although that could my fetish for centered symmetry.

  • @InvictvsNox
    @InvictvsNox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I honestly love those headlights... but I'm not a huge Ducati guy. I need to learn more about euro bikes.
    And RCR needs to teach me. MOAR BIKE REVIEWS.

  • @Do_Not_Comply_V
    @Do_Not_Comply_V หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm BACK watching Regular Car Reviews. I'm catching up again. So funny. So true. Brilliant review as ALWAYS.

  • @sutton3199
    @sutton3199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was great! Absolutely love Ducatis! My dad has owned the 998, 1098, and now rides and races the 1198 Panigale. They are amazing bikes and truly the best for racing. I'm actually going to buy a 748 here soon to race with him. (Don't actually have a bike license, therefore, I can only race my bikes) The V-Twin is an amazing sounding and performing engine. And as always, Mr. Regular has the information and the best jokes to go with the bike or car in question. Lol. Love the videos!

  • @TilmanBaumann
    @TilmanBaumann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Going full Ginsberg. Man I love this channel.

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The 999 has to be one of the longest seat-to-handlebars production bikes ever. You feel like you’re reaching into the next time zone on this thing. And the mirrors are ridiculously narrow. Still, I think it’s stunning. I’d never own and ride one, but I can still appreciate it.

    • @andyspiess955
      @andyspiess955 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beim 05 ist die Kopfverschalung breiter und die Spiegel haben eine bessere Position ( man sieht nicht mehr nur die Oberarme )

  • @gameadventures1
    @gameadventures1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just watched this in my room on speaker and now my parents is calling my family to arrange the coming out party, thank you man👍🏾

  • @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials
    @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love your bike reviews. Want to review my 2016 CBR 300R? It's only got triple digit mileage. I'm on the Jersey shore.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      See his video on "How To Submit A Car" he may not check comments for this. You need to eMail him like he says there.

    • @michaelgreco4813
      @michaelgreco4813 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word You live by me!

    • @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials
      @GT6SuzukaTimeTrials 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hock Ooi First thing, too. Thanks, everybody.

    • @MJT-DA
      @MJT-DA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I see you everywhere lol

    • @xTheNameisEthan
      @xTheNameisEthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kawasaki Man90 ;et me guess, youre a kawasaki man?

  • @snaffu1
    @snaffu1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm so glad Mr. Regular exists.

  • @Jeff-ce3mt
    @Jeff-ce3mt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't even like bikes but i still watched this cause your reviews are....inspiring.

  • @Stryker425
    @Stryker425 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sweet! So glad you're putting out more motorcycle reviews!

  • @bobsondugnutt4993
    @bobsondugnutt4993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    he watches bakerxderek haha

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yup I do! Haha

    • @bobsondugnutt4993
      @bobsondugnutt4993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u ok

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @lakaiyak yea that guy came to my channel and tried to troll on one of my videos but he didn't even bother to look at my video on the track. Don't know why these people even waste their time typing all that nonsense lol.

    • @GVNZ9
      @GVNZ9 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are free and safe for now, but how long is gonna last?

    • @govenmentassassin
      @govenmentassassin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MichaelV ooohhh sheeet! Lapdick up in her!

  • @giff74
    @giff74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really enjoy the motorcycle reviews!!!!!

  • @jaredneaves7007
    @jaredneaves7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    because of the gear description at 5:15 I think this is my new favourite channel

  • @sigpipd2
    @sigpipd2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, first time I’ve seen one of your reviews... You’re flipping hilarious! Keep it up!

  • @83j049733rfe4
    @83j049733rfe4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've always loved the look of these things and I've never understood why the looks were so reviled.

  • @HarukoJisan
    @HarukoJisan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I like the way the face of the 999 looks, but I'm also not a bike guy so it doesn't matter

    • @TheMichaelV
      @TheMichaelV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It still a highly debated topic even 13 years later. Although a lot more people like the look of it now compared to when it first came out.

    • @Lancaster604
      @Lancaster604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like the way the face of the 999 looks.
      It looks like a cyborg. Like a portal core , one eye. HMM! SPACE!

    • @Rainhill1829
      @Rainhill1829 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got a flying Vespa, that's pretty kick ass.

  • @preludeAchris
    @preludeAchris 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have such a magical...nay...poetic way of describing the male "hard-on" for speed/machinery. I'd love to contribute to your videos!!

  • @TheHobbes666
    @TheHobbes666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the way you do reviews. So funny

  • @AUSSIEBUTTERSXD
    @AUSSIEBUTTERSXD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Italian superbikes are by far some of the most sexiest things on the face of this earth !!!!
    And you can always get a good look of one on the back of a tow truck :P

    • @leksasdf
      @leksasdf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Italian motor anything. They make the prettiest things on earth sacrificing all reliability.

    • @silentbiker640
      @silentbiker640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      leksasdf We have one with over 25k miles of strictly track miles (999s , ti rods, the works.) with out doing any more then belt changes and inspecting the valves. one of our most reliable track bikes.

    • @SoulTouchMusic93
      @SoulTouchMusic93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      with average at best performance and a high sticker price.

    • @MrJrFish
      @MrJrFish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If a $6k (about current market) price on a near perfect low mileage bike is expensive, you should not have anything from Italy in your collection (bikes or otherwise)

    • @motorpolitan8884
      @motorpolitan8884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jay Leno addressed this. People drive Italian cars/bikes expecting them to be as reliable. But doing that is what causes them to be unreliable. Jay says he warms up his Countach a few MINUTES before actually driving it, and it has been reliable for him.

  • @alexchulzhanov
    @alexchulzhanov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This review was pretty.... sexual....

    • @alexchulzhanov
      @alexchulzhanov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More so than usual....

    • @Combiner81
      @Combiner81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love it when Mr. Regular talks about his pillar of quivering, pre-slick fuckmeat

  • @MDisaster
    @MDisaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This bike was my first two-wheeled crush. Saw it in TDU and fell in love. Now I have a bit of a thing for Ducati, MV Agusta and Italian bikes in general.

  • @aslankarnuf
    @aslankarnuf ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is everything. Thank you for this gem

  • @wadeguidry6675
    @wadeguidry6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite was the late 90s M900. That was a beast!

  • @weezerfan999
    @weezerfan999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:54 I laughed my ass off, I like the lights vertical, I saw a face when you switched it.

  • @BoscoDASuperhero
    @BoscoDASuperhero 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    new to the channel and loving these bike vids.

  • @Tiahpie
    @Tiahpie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my name is pierre and hearing you say my name was one of the most satisfying things in my life

  • @MUSTANGmaniak2010
    @MUSTANGmaniak2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I kinda always knew Mr Regular was into femdom.

  • @FridaysTheBomb
    @FridaysTheBomb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fucking Poetry

  • @takedown8109
    @takedown8109 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The vertical headlights are so awesome.

  • @XFolf
    @XFolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My "I really effed up, can you bail me out" moto mechanic still has his old 999 practice bike from his days with Ducati. A 916 also lingers nearby in his garage. The 999 almost has a light ray falling upon it from no where.. its just a tad brighter than anything else in his shop. The little race bling bits each fighting for your attention... the smell of leaded race gas only growing stronger as you approach it.
    A 999 is a god among the mortals of its era.

  • @skuzzyj
    @skuzzyj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still need to review an Aprilia.
    Pasta-rockets, unite. We have Chianti.

  • @GhiaSteve89
    @GhiaSteve89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh man... what a video to have autoplay when you walk away from your computer at work...

  • @wholforen
    @wholforen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fuckin love your reviews :) one of the few channels that still make me literally laugh my ass off, thank you :)

  • @LaChona420k
    @LaChona420k 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today you took it to the next level man.
    Well done.

  • @fprintf
    @fprintf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Desmodronic, no wonder you had difficulty saying it. The engine configuration was commonly called 'Desmo'.

    • @aussiebloke609
      @aussiebloke609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Difficulty spelling it also, it seems. LOL Gotta love the Desmo!

    • @Duderichy
      @Duderichy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's weird because at 4:06 he does say "desmo"

    • @lonestranger
      @lonestranger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Desmodromic

    • @fprintf
      @fprintf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lonestranger And here I've been screwing it up all these years by saying Desmodronic with an N...

    • @Flumphinator
      @Flumphinator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valve actuation method != engine configuration.

  • @matteo.bassini5819
    @matteo.bassini5819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would love it if you do the Honda Grom. A CBR125 from Canada would also be interesting.

    • @TiffanyIndigo
      @TiffanyIndigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can you imagine all the chode jokes if Mr.Regular reviewed a Grom?

  • @kcm732
    @kcm732 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    heyy, you guys filmed this at round valley, cool :)
    btw, outro song was awesome :D

  • @coryhalvorson8874
    @coryhalvorson8874 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Regular, you are a magnificent poet. Thank you for another great review.

  • @danielbartleson5746
    @danielbartleson5746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    RCR was good sober, but is even better drunk. I love the look of this bike, and I love you Mr. Regular.

  • @entybenty
    @entybenty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why do people keep say it is an ugly bike? I think It's the best looking Ducati I've ever seen.

  • @Draco04
    @Draco04 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This a regular car even I can afford for the family!
    Thanks RegularCars!

  • @7starsfear
    @7starsfear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way you describe how it was going through gears, well that pretty much applies to every Ducati :D

  • @Levan4KGaming
    @Levan4KGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *996 was absolutely amazing, most beautiful Ducati*

    • @plusgtr1st124
      @plusgtr1st124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panigale and 1098R have better Design of Ducati.

  • @AimlessMoto
    @AimlessMoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seriously? The dude has a "CHEAH" license plate? BXD, where you at?!

  • @dpskjajwnen
    @dpskjajwnen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit i only recently found out you were a bike guy and absorbed all your old bike reviews... even the 25 minutes of you rambling on from bed about all the random bikes you owned... but this, i was there, with you, holding your balls and mine while you described working up through the gears, just to keep them from exploding. hats off Mr. R, we've shared something intimate whether you felt it too or not.

  • @Iboo30
    @Iboo30 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really awesome review, but the last couple bike reviews were all super bikes ... Your first every review of the GS 500 E (my current bike) brought me here and I would love to see more "normal" bikes reviewed ... :)

  • @arthurratliff760
    @arthurratliff760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Looks like I'm going to bed
    -see's upload
    I can stay up longer

  • @Moonrakerd
    @Moonrakerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yeeey more bike reviews!!! :D

  • @inudude15
    @inudude15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love it when RCR reviews a bike. Always so much MEAT!

  • @Hiko_shi
    @Hiko_shi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude i freaking cried out of laughter from this. best reviews on youtube!!!

  • @RupturedStudioOne
    @RupturedStudioOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Methinks Mr. Regular has a thing for Twins. Oh yeah, me too Regular, me too...
    ...common we both had a GS500e, you know two pistons is the best!

    • @TiffanyIndigo
      @TiffanyIndigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes and more Buells, EX-6s and SVs!

    • @RupturedStudioOne
      @RupturedStudioOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also had a SV650s. Definitely slower than my buddy's CBR600rr but I still out ran him in the canyons. Sounded better too!

  • @DemonGhostX
    @DemonGhostX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quality Get Up Kids outro.

  • @loganlight7758
    @loganlight7758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love everything about the Ducati 999... Even the headlights. Looks like something outta evangelion

  • @ded32
    @ded32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, another Ducati review! One more reason people didn't like it was a lack of rear mono swingarm. Even though this was lighter/firmer. Front end all aero, well thought out bike.

  • @WafflePlaneRC
    @WafflePlaneRC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    nooot a caaar

    • @ericokompatzki7110
      @ericokompatzki7110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cars are the coffins they put you in after you die in a motorcycle accident

    • @therwfer
      @therwfer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it is.

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Erico Kompatzki
      HHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    • @waydemorris1451
      @waydemorris1451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't wanna die a shriveled up prune in a retirement village, i wanna die going way faster than humans are meant to, and then fucking up and suddenly stopping...

    • @bavarianbanshee
      @bavarianbanshee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember; speed has never killed anyone. It's suddenly becoming stationary that gets you.

  • @elryanoo
    @elryanoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This one is season one weird almost.

  • @user-er4sq5sj1b
    @user-er4sq5sj1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly think that this particular bike is the Ferrari F40 of motorcycles. Legendary

  • @dillydean
    @dillydean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hahahahaha god i love your sense of humor! that gears bit 5:11 was on point! haha

  • @Bruce_144
    @Bruce_144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This bike was in mcla

  • @Greencoast215
    @Greencoast215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You often talk about how these bikes are bad for beginners (which they are). My question is, why not ride some good beginner bikes? I feel a Ninja 300 or R3 falls more in line with the "Regular" theme anyway.

    • @Condorito380
      @Condorito380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, just bought myself a '83 CX650C Custom. Thing has its engine facing the wrong way. Freaky looking enough that a lot of people turn them in into cafe racers. So of course I'm being perverse and putting that thing back to stock.

    • @Crazygamer154
      @Crazygamer154 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boring, why not the old, classic small displacement bikes? They got way better character.

    • @Condorito380
      @Condorito380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because they have all the power and ride comfort of an electric skateboard with a baseball bat knob-up for a seat.

    • @Greencoast215
      @Greencoast215 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake Ghost He could do those, too. But if we're being honest the majority of new riders are going to start on these sorts of bikes.

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i bought a Hayabusa, is that a good beginner bike?

  • @karbec19
    @karbec19 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    RegularBikes when.
    Love the bike reviews, keep it up!

  • @18linck
    @18linck 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is this soooo good!?!?!? You slick wordsmith.

  • @SiggyCloud
    @SiggyCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:01 I can hear my MSF instructor screaming in my head telling this guy to pick his feet up.

    • @anklemike
      @anklemike 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad it's not just me!

  • @KRN762
    @KRN762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Much better than a Nut'nFancy motorcycle review...thats for sure.

    • @travisp11
      @travisp11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KRN762 Oh c'mon, you know you love WROL, SAWR and a second kinda cool in your bike review!

    • @KRN762
      @KRN762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know it...😅

    • @Pepsiphopia
      @Pepsiphopia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He makes motorcycle reviews now?? omfg..

    • @RobertSmith-le8wp
      @RobertSmith-le8wp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ole NUT'N Fancy. Spending an hour and a half talking about something that could be summed up in 10 minutes

    • @scrooglemcdoogle
      @scrooglemcdoogle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      POU SHTF WROL TNP OMGWTFBBQ BRO

  • @jimmydang2767
    @jimmydang2767 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy shit. Why am I only discovering this channel now? This guy is hilarious!

  • @atrillionlions1587
    @atrillionlions1587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "see it's got two of 'em I can look right at it" This guys voice makes simple things hilarious. 3:57

  • @tst1497
    @tst1497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That license plate tho. CHEAH!

  • @mauricemotors8207
    @mauricemotors8207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dear Mr Regular please review a Kawasaki KLR650 or a Kawasaki Concourse 1400

    • @gravit8ed
      @gravit8ed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about my 1983 KZ1100-A3 shaft drive? It was the top of the UDM/JDM pile at the peak of 80's muscle bike madness...

  • @volksrod6926
    @volksrod6926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually love the headlights. That's what drew me to lust after this thing

  • @justmechanicthings
    @justmechanicthings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really like the headlight layout

  • @fishtankfreak
    @fishtankfreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm Old Gregg and I've got a 6:10!

    • @dillydean
      @dillydean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha i dont remember him saying it like that though! haha

    • @fishtankfreak
      @fishtankfreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No that was more crackfox...but I am glad someone got the reference!