annoying types of guitarists

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  • Annoying types of guitarists. I am/have been most of these. Don't get offended, it's all in good fun. Relax. You are loved.
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  • @LucasBrar
    @LucasBrar  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

    I have been most of these. How about you?

  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16029

    you forgot the dude who pretends hes a good guitarist but never actually plays so he makes videos about people who actually play and makes fun of them but never really finds fulfilment in life

    • @RudyAyoub
      @RudyAyoub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

      me btw

    • @lentzdadjentlaman1348
      @lentzdadjentlaman1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      Yeah his name his Abobe something, his videos are terrible and hurtful to watch

    • @Davisolved
      @Davisolved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@RudyAyoub not funny

    • @WeeperX
      @WeeperX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      @@lentzdadjentlaman1348 i think his name is adobe flash player

    • @yeesenchai
      @yeesenchai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I see what you did there

  • @robhand7205
    @robhand7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11486

    you forgot about the guitarist that knows pieces of tons of songs but can't ever remember the whole song. (that's me)

    • @carpenterspencil
      @carpenterspencil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      And me

    • @mao_zhu_xi
      @mao_zhu_xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      My unknown brother from the other side of earth, I fell and understand your strugle because I am infected with the exact same great strugle as you are.

    • @ilikestripes5709
      @ilikestripes5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @keihittori5343
      @keihittori5343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same. Agreed.
      Me.

    • @MrPopoy67
      @MrPopoy67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I really can relate to this

  • @AngieAJ
    @AngieAJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    The "I can't tune" is the pinnacle of every beginner

    • @guyfauks2576
      @guyfauks2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean the Sepultura

    • @RomeoTRM
      @RomeoTRM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just installed a tuner app on my tablet with multiple tuning settings, Its helpful

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I took two days to tune the gosh darn thing

    • @mantheray6109
      @mantheray6109 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heyits_cat8966 SAME ITS TOOK ME AWHILE TO LEARN THAT TECHNIQUE

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mantheray6109 update a year later, I CAN'T TUNE IT ALL THE WAY ANYMORE SHSJJSHSH
      it is forever stuck with 1 out of tune string 👍

  • @alexcs4883
    @alexcs4883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    As a pianist, I can relate to not being able to start when I am being watched. I love your guitar story and how your journey began! Keep up your content bro!

  • @bronysreact9919
    @bronysreact9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3858

    the dude who never starts is actually just shy

    • @colewalton1340
      @colewalton1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      THIS!

    • @rolanddelasse8585
      @rolanddelasse8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ME AF

    • @bronysreact9919
      @bronysreact9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @POTATO WEEB ikr

    • @bronysreact9919
      @bronysreact9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rolanddelasse8585 me too :)

    • @ben9159
      @ben9159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I’m just super insecure and feel like imma be made fun of lol. Unless we’re like really close like my family

  • @pink_phoenix
    @pink_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    I’m the person who forgets how to play a single note when somebody is watching

    • @unconventionalguitarist9129
      @unconventionalguitarist9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So you play chords instead?

    • @pink_phoenix
      @pink_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@unconventionalguitarist9129 lol usually yes. I just go back to default first position open chords

    • @pechpech4085
      @pechpech4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel you bro

    • @kamens793
      @kamens793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel attack by this message

    • @MoeSlislack
      @MoeSlislack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too!

  • @kerrycalls540
    @kerrycalls540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:08 the expressions are 200% accurate.

    • @NikolasGGL
      @NikolasGGL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is he referring to anyone?

    • @Scott--Scott
      @Scott--Scott 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think Billy Wilkins

  • @aylxk
    @aylxk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When he started playing malagueña, I felt so proud that those years of trying to learn it made me be able to play it exactly like he did 🥺

  • @ahmetalpergultekin
    @ahmetalpergultekin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    I am the guy who plays all his favorite parts of his fav songs but never plays a song in its entirety, just goes on like a riff compilation video on youtube

    • @thejoker-go3fh
      @thejoker-go3fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aynen ben sadece soloları ve riffleri caliyom

    • @sblack48
      @sblack48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Um that’s every guitar player!

    • @Hopeful_Husker
      @Hopeful_Husker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same!

    • @TheDellaniOakes
      @TheDellaniOakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My oldest son and his friends would do that, playing their favorite parts of songs. Only they all played something different, and all at once. I finally banned them from playing in my garage.

  • @Noone-of-your-Business
    @Noone-of-your-Business 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    Fun fact: these can all be freely combined for even more types.

  • @jj2621
    @jj2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my dad is the “i haven’t played in like 9 years” guy lmao. I’m learning and everytime he picks up the guitar to show me something he always says “Man, i can’t play so good anymore, gout in my hand always gets in the way.” and then he plays the most beautiful piece you’ve ever heard in your life

  • @emocapybara8676
    @emocapybara8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:35 that's literally every new guitarist after buy a guitar for the first time

  • @danielmcnulty8736
    @danielmcnulty8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    You might want to add "the guy with 12 guitars worth tons of money but can't play for shit." I know a few...

    • @robhand7205
      @robhand7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      they are the worst... ive been a serious player for 20 years and finally bought my first quality guitar last year.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Surely this is the largest group. In 2007, when every highschool kid 'played the guitar', every 3rd male was/became this exact guy

    • @larsulcer7156
      @larsulcer7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robhand7205 That's amazing. I actually want to get a bass but I keep practicing on our old guitars. So I kept playing on the low strings

    • @harrykelley1764
      @harrykelley1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been that guy also

    • @stevechurch4728
      @stevechurch4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no the worst is the guy who forgets what it was he learned yesterday, tries to make up for it today and forgets that he will have to re learn it tomorrow. there's no saving them because they love playing and have no skill. hello been there and still am

  • @TristanBanks
    @TristanBanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3557

    The metal guitarist who can shred but only ever played tabs and can't jam

    • @joelstolarski2244
      @joelstolarski2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Anybody that has come on YT for tutorials, has seen and heard so much shredding, that it just sounds crappy after awhile. Just a bunch sounds.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@joelstolarski2244 All music is just a bunch of sounds.

    • @dyershet2616
      @dyershet2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this hits me very hard

    • @Noone-ue6xo
      @Noone-ue6xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Whachu know, i like tabs, much easier than jamming 😂😭

    • @lune-3214
      @lune-3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought shredding was jamming :(

  • @aragog4396
    @aragog4396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:31 i started bursting into laughter until my jaws start to hurt lmao, the facial expression tho

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So was "Guitarist who played only the opening of Smoke on the Water on repeat" the bane of just my high school existence, or did anyone else experience having to hear that every single day for years?

  • @dennerdias9029
    @dennerdias9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    I think I'll never stop being the guitar pevert

    • @ivanlyapunov7541
      @ivanlyapunov7541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      just learn to build them, either you'll be loving them even more, or at least start to prefer playing :)

    • @danielsetyabudiadi6089
      @danielsetyabudiadi6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wkkwkw

    • @Throbtometrist
      @Throbtometrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I'm with you. Gotta give the soundhole a good sniff!

    • @shinigami8068
      @shinigami8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Throbtometrist that felt soo dirty

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This video is kink shaming guitar perverts everywhere

  • @nevermind-he8ni
    @nevermind-he8ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    You forgot, "The one who refuses to play in front of anybody".

    • @scarlettgomez7117
      @scarlettgomez7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lol that's me

    • @zachwills2616
      @zachwills2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      that's me and it annoys everyone

    • @jimmiller5891
      @jimmiller5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Why is that annoying? Is there an obligation for guitarists to play in font of an audience? I attended piano and trombone lessons for some eight years when I was young and I hated when there was a compulsory once a year performance. It was one of the things that made me finally quit.

    • @theveganalien7091
      @theveganalien7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME

    • @Noone-ue6xo
      @Noone-ue6xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just play in front of my siblings and occasionally my parents but other people? Hell naw dawg, that's a no from me

  • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
    @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was total freekin' HILARIOUS, relatable, cool and clever content man!
    ...and you play real nice too!!

  • @AndyGrazianoNYC
    @AndyGrazianoNYC ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first Fur Elise was smokin! Great job!

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    Me: the stoner
    My sister: ukulele
    My brother: avant-garde snob (he’s 5)
    My mom: the guitar drummer
    My dad: a mix of the metal purist and self-esteem destroyer

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I used to be the avant-garde snob... when there was someone present who i really wanted to piss off.

    • @0_0hh
      @0_0hh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's one talented family tho

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One whole set. And it fits so perfectly 😔

    • @Itza-Me
      @Itza-Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The self-esteem guy is my friends father. Were just jamming a little, he comes into the room "Hey that sounds cool, could I have the guitar for a sec" and starts improvising some solos

    • @kjgear
      @kjgear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "(he's 5)" lol

  • @martyksol
    @martyksol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    "stop molesting my guitar"
    Me whenever a friend dares to touch my instruments without knowing how to play lmao

    • @onlyonekoa24
      @onlyonekoa24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME HAHA

    • @kittywizard7777
      @kittywizard7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssss same!!

    • @jeremyclark3049
      @jeremyclark3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESSS...

    • @greyangel7996
      @greyangel7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dude that's just me when someone touches my guitar at all.

    • @isatrujillo469
      @isatrujillo469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      man i get so triggered when my dad does that with my ukulele. poor ukulele may it rest in peace

  • @malcolmsutherland8585
    @malcolmsutherland8585 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve just discovered you Lucas!! Brilliant…..love the channel and love your sense of humor. Refreshing!!

  • @violettka1241
    @violettka1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m the one who never starts😂 I just become nervous and start make up excuses for my bad playing🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @camiloordonez
    @camiloordonez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    You forgot the “Enemy of the guitar stores”. That guy who only knows how to play stairway to heaven in guitar stores

    • @ombrenightcores4153
      @ombrenightcores4153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I purposely play stairway to heaven in guitar stores just to annoy everyone. I know other songs. It’s just more fun to watch everyone suffer.

    • @brockam
      @brockam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Stairway got replaced by the entire ouvre of Metallica in the early 00's. I don't know what they do today. After two years in music instrument retail, I did my level best to stay away.

    • @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn
      @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Worse, the guy who plays the Smoke on the Water riff, but that's it, doesn't actually know what key it's in, or which chord to play after the intro.

    • @hahahahahaha6504
      @hahahahahaha6504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why would people get annoyed by “stairway to heaven “, it’s actually not a bad song 🧐

    • @camiloordonez
      @camiloordonez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@hahahahahaha6504 Its not a bad song by any means. But try listening to it over and over again without getting annoyed

  • @kaktusovo_mlijeko
    @kaktusovo_mlijeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    4:30 how Radiohead sounds to non-Radiohead listeners

    • @novawolfx232
      @novawolfx232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I would be offended as a radiohead fan but it's just accurate

    • @anahi8765
      @anahi8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @ben_machin
      @ben_machin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That’s how Radiohead sounds to Radiohead listeners

    • @orbpulsargd2608
      @orbpulsargd2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🎶Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to practice my guitar🎶

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      add some synth piano and that could easily be on AMSP

  • @jamescarrington2933
    @jamescarrington2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are absolutely hysterical and so spot on!

  • @mrbrownstone233
    @mrbrownstone233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:57 when your mom bought u a classical guitar but you still want to play tom morello stuff

  • @papigringo5692
    @papigringo5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I'm the guy who has owned a guitar for 25 years and never had the patience to learn how to play it.

    • @red0573
      @red0573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ME

    • @Cailean_MacCoinnich
      @Cailean_MacCoinnich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unfortunately that is me.

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats honestly an achievement

    • @papigringo5692
      @papigringo5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@johnjowari7128 Yeah, in a way it is...that guitar has traveled from Ohio to Colorado, then back to Ohio, then to Guadalajara. I guess I should be proud that I've preserved it through so many changes in my life.

    • @l.2511
      @l.2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine had the same fate. Time to sell it.

  • @azadarecnoctum6725
    @azadarecnoctum6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    To make it short: Everyone is annoying

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one are you?

    • @azadarecnoctum6725
      @azadarecnoctum6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 Guitar Pervert and the one who never starts and you ?

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@azadarecnoctum6725 The one who only knows bits of songs.

    • @azadarecnoctum6725
      @azadarecnoctum6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 ok you can add that to my list too :D

    • @TheIrishBosnian
      @TheIrishBosnian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 the annoying one...

  • @joaninhag8772
    @joaninhag8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is a pleasure for me to watch your videos. I like your vibe!

  • @mirzaandhika4024
    @mirzaandhika4024 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:24 she's so good, even deaf ppl can enjoy herself playing.

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I'm definitely the "can't really play" dude. Except I'm not lying...

    • @Montaggg33
      @Montaggg33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same. I can play but not good enough to feel like I'm allowed to tell people I can.

    • @poyam615
      @poyam615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feel attacked 😭

    • @HaraldHardraade1066
      @HaraldHardraade1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ilovepudding7873
      @ilovepudding7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 3 am, and i dont even play guitar.
      Insomnia is a bitch

  • @danielgomes3303
    @danielgomes3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    I'm the bad guitarist who insists on singing but can't

  • @RacerX888
    @RacerX888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You forgot the Rockstar. I remember a guy in a local Zeppelin cover band who thought he was Jimmy Page and wouldn't help the band setup for gigs or tear down after, or even help drive to the gigs. He didn't want to damage his hands because he was a "musician", and not a roadie. He wouldn't carry anything but his guitar, which he carried EVERYWHERE.

  • @BrotherLaymanPaul
    @BrotherLaymanPaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guitar drummer!! Didn’t expect that one, but once it came on it brought back so many college memories! 😆

  • @diegostine
    @diegostine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Lucas as an IG girl is something I never knew I needed

    • @nosleep637
      @nosleep637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lucas as an IG girl is the best way to start destroy dick december.

  • @qwerty3528
    @qwerty3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    lucas without his hat looks like his head was naked, im just so used to him wearing a hat

    • @LucasBrar
      @LucasBrar  3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Haha

    • @improvingguitarist1595
      @improvingguitarist1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @NoThumb
      @NoThumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like Jacksepticeye!

    • @namefirstnamelast7944
      @namefirstnamelast7944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NoThumb no he doesn't and he hasn't wore that hat in years

    • @NoThumb
      @NoThumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@namefirstnamelast7944 That's the point being made, when Jack first started taking off his cap his head looked naked.

  • @theswime945
    @theswime945 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found this, loved it. Cheers.

  • @lucassteen4050
    @lucassteen4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:50 the russia genius!!!!!

  • @Neelo5000
    @Neelo5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Also, The guitarist who appears to be way too into it. With his eyes closed and exaggerated head movements.

    • @blogusvox
      @blogusvox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean, like this guy: th-cam.com/video/6gQ7m0c4ReI/w-d-xo.html

    • @King-xo6lv
      @King-xo6lv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its all about "FEELINGS"

    • @biaathayde8040
      @biaathayde8040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, thats me :)

    • @ydgames4291
      @ydgames4291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blogusvox i've seen way way worse head movement (not on guitar tho)

    • @edenk484
      @edenk484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      happens with violin too. Nothing wrong with it.

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hysterical! I loved it.

  • @pheenix42
    @pheenix42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the upload...as someone who just picked up his first guitar, this is pretty important info. :-)

  • @gooseymoosey1630
    @gooseymoosey1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "anyway, here's wonderwall"

    • @xensbooknook
      @xensbooknook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      **puts capo on second fret**

    • @marshallemmet1366
      @marshallemmet1366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xensbooknook We all know the guy who always plays Wonderwall
      A. Only knows the verse
      B. Doesn't Use a Capo

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My teenage years

  • @almishti
    @almishti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    i'm the dude who learns songs but then gets bored and never practices them again and so just plays 'his own stuff' and improvs, sometimes well but sometimes aimlessly, and has an inferiority complex about guys who know lots of songs that girls like to sing along to at parties.

    • @tanjirokamada8812
      @tanjirokamada8812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg that's literally me

    • @CountOfMonteCristo_
      @CountOfMonteCristo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jesus Christ who hurt you?

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Feels.

    • @nycolleamendez5608
      @nycolleamendez5608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro u ok?
      Making your owm melodies is not a bad thing don't worry that sounds actually cool

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@nycolleamendez5608 it's super cool until you can tell that everyone at the party is getting bored with your solo jam because they were expecting to have a drunk singalong. Then Chad grabs the guitar and busts out a hacked up version of Wonderwall and everyone's having a great time. And you're thinking "why didn't I just do that?". Not every good musician is also a good performer, it's just a personality thing. I learned this long ago so now I just play because I enjoy it, not to entertain people. :)

  • @mantheray6109
    @mantheray6109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Uke player, I love this funny accurate-relatable video of all of my heart fr 😭🙏🏾❤️

  • @microwavetrash2501
    @microwavetrash2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    im glad you included kg soloman 500 in the beginning

  • @art3mis113
    @art3mis113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    0:04 The fact that he is actually showing off.....xdd

  • @omargomez2397
    @omargomez2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    3:59
    “You couldn’t let me be happy for two minutes”
    Dude I’ve never related to something this much before in my life 😂

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk why these people tend to destroy beginners' self esteem. Just makes people want to quit. What I usually say is "keep practicing. Eventually, you will look at this and see that it is super easy"

    • @fredhasopinions
      @fredhasopinions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      meeee dude how does he do the sixteenths for malagueña? I was proud i barely learned it with the normal eighths on the high e

    • @omargomez2397
      @omargomez2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ShøckBLXDE Snow Leopard la malagueña

  • @noggerfelipe
    @noggerfelipe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude you're a comedian, overflowing artistic talent!

  • @Pacanache
    @Pacanache 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:32 colleen ballinger

  • @TarnishedJuju
    @TarnishedJuju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    5:01 are we gonna ignore the fact that this man went 5 miles in 2.5 minutes. he can walk 120 miles per hour and hes choosing to play the guitar.

    • @hartleyw6323
      @hartleyw6323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May he rest in peace

    • @Vincrand
      @Vincrand ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May he rest in pieces.

  • @hearmeroar2100
    @hearmeroar2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I’m the “I can’t really play” guy but I LITERALLY only have the muscle memory left from Dust in the Wind

    • @junker154
      @junker154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!

    • @osmingutierrez5446
      @osmingutierrez5446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is somehow very symbolic and pretty cool at the same time 😆

    • @rabiddoge833
      @rabiddoge833 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m literally learning that right now

  • @trooper326
    @trooper326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The gunshots at the end got me.

  • @ivaniliev7028
    @ivaniliev7028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:38 that is the fuckin truth. Thats not an annoying guitar player. Metal heads are the BEST.

    • @gameboycat05
      @gameboycat05 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last great album but not last good album. Black Album was pretty good, the rest after that is just meh. My favorite is Ride The Lightning.

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      */w\PREACH/w\*

  • @kungfury6410
    @kungfury6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I’m the shower singer that air guitars while singing.
    I’m offended I was not represented.

    • @cristobalarriagada673
      @cristobalarriagada673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, you’re probably not annoying anybody🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cristobalarriagada673 just the thought about it annoys me

    • @AgeofReason
      @AgeofReason 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is guitarists not that

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's air guitar not actual guitar

  • @Muphins427
    @Muphins427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    As the “good guitarist who insists on singing, but can’t”, I appreciated this quite a bit 😂

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can do both but only one at a time
      I can either play guitar good or sing good
      Not both at once

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The amount this comment resonates with me is unreal

    • @dexblue
      @dexblue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One very famous guitar player who fits this type ... can't name him ... don't speak ill of the dead but ... dead (so to speak) on ...

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dexblue stevie ray?

    • @mantheray6109
      @mantheray6109 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do both, sometimes I sing while playing it and sometimes I have a terrible voice or lazy to do it so yeah

  • @michaelsmusic3532
    @michaelsmusic3532 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is some funny stuff bro 😁🎶
    Thanks for sharing !

  • @Marc.22.
    @Marc.22. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:28 V7 b9 #11 natural13. One of my favourite chords

  • @blackout995
    @blackout995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    4:31 sneak peek to new Radiohead single.

    • @box-of-chocolates
      @box-of-chocolates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn! I thought the exact same thing when he started to sing :-)

    • @dogmatic2553
      @dogmatic2553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It does actually sound like that 😂

    • @jess-cn6zm
      @jess-cn6zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that you're right so much

  • @nicholasszabo5954
    @nicholasszabo5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "hey everyone, today we're gonna learn to play purple rain by prince for the guitar."
    "Rain you say. That brings us to today's sponsor."
    "RAIN SHADOW LEGENDS THE MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER GAME WHERE YOU CAN UNLOCK HERO---"

  • @weedian710
    @weedian710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The acid head, endlessly soloing with mad fuzz and reverb, transcending time and mode, staring unblinking into the spiraling abyss.

  • @johnrolling6569
    @johnrolling6569 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty good breakdown. I enjoyed it

  • @moodlofiliminal
    @moodlofiliminal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "Its not about the notes you play, its the feeling" this is what I tell myself when I cant get a piece down and I wanna feel better. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moodlofiliminal
      @moodlofiliminal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Carl Panzram Yes! my guitar is 100% an extension of who I am, so when i play its my version of the song.

    • @martinxvidxb
      @martinxvidxb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable." ― Ludwig van Beethoven
      With our mistakes we are in a very good company.

  • @cesaralvarado8016
    @cesaralvarado8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    When you enter to see if you are not one of them and you realize that we all has been at least one of them

  • @shadowclaws9876
    @shadowclaws9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Our jazz band played Enter Sandman as one of our songs for the concert and, I have to say, it was one of my favorites.

  • @cryptokatz
    @cryptokatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are absolutely hilarious dude. Love your work!

  • @specific78
    @specific78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    The “youtube girl” is about as spot on as it gets

    • @laurarl9261
      @laurarl9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hahahaha I am going to start a covers channel and I am going to record my first cover with a turtleneck because I find this profile ridiculous 🤣🤣

    • @docfabz
      @docfabz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Instagram *

    • @alecgiroux
      @alecgiroux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what I'm talking about th-cam.com/video/ed_w6Ysprps/w-d-xo.html

    • @jules8159
      @jules8159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alecgiroux Tho I watched a bit she can really play man

    • @yellowflower4411
      @yellowflower4411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@alecgiroux can yall just let girl enjoy things without being sexist? thx

  • @jackeckhart386
    @jackeckhart386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Fred: Let's see who's behind the avant-garde snob mask!!
    Shaggy: The jazz player?
    Velma: It was him all the time...

  • @remidmytryshyn8982
    @remidmytryshyn8982 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dark twist at the end tho

  • @Justanotherguy586
    @Justanotherguy586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your classical skills are mad!

  • @niallkpatterson
    @niallkpatterson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Damn I need some of that AI Toilet paper

    • @Hakashama
      @Hakashama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @Rainmakeroffire
      @Rainmakeroffire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So it wasn't a product placement?

    • @thecreatoralqxx
      @thecreatoralqxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait i can’t find it anywhere maybe it’s in the dark web

    • @twoweary
      @twoweary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried some , it just told me I was full of sh%t !

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twoweary lol

  • @MatheusGuerraDs
    @MatheusGuerraDs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I confess, I hate the Avant garde snob and the guy who never starts playing something. Thankfully, we have Lucas, the jazz guy

  • @Bingo2501
    @Bingo2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it, this is so on point! XD

  • @josemartin2649
    @josemartin2649 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ¡Ha Ha Ha! ¡Excelent video Lucas! I used to be the one who never starts mixed with the Metal who only plays song no one knows. ¡Nice Video!

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'm the good guitarist who cannot sing a note.

    • @Randomperson-ke7xh
      @Randomperson-ke7xh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm the bad guitarist that can't sing that also doesn't have a guitar

    • @muhammadhaikalsyamsuddin5577
      @muhammadhaikalsyamsuddin5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Randomperson-ke7xh who know get a guitar it may change ur life

    • @sofiafilippi3849
      @sofiafilippi3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a decent bassist but i have difficulties breathing when i play (basically unless i focus really hard i breathe in synch with every note i play and it's annoying as shit with fast songs) so sometimes i sing, I'm kinda shite at it tho 😂

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sofiafilippi3849 I play flute and I just started playing the guitar, and even then I still have trouble with breathing.

    • @DellaStreet123
      @DellaStreet123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Randomperson-ke7xh At least one of these three things can be changed.

  • @554drago
    @554drago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    3:09 “it’s not a-Bach how many notes you play” really got me 😂😂😂

    • @mrshmetel2312
      @mrshmetel2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like the Bach of my hand, lol

    • @rafictr123
      @rafictr123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrshmetel2312 pls tell me what the name of that piece

    • @sack.
      @sack. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rafictr123 same here pls, i been looking for 2 days but i can't find it.

    • @sack.
      @sack. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rafictr123 ok, nevermind i already find it :D
      it's BWV 1006a Prelude by J.S Bach.

    • @euseps
      @euseps 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sack. THANK YOU

  • @j.p.7708
    @j.p.7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best line ever......“Occasionally he shoots strangers”🤣🇨🇦🎸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @rgat5150
    @rgat5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was entertaining and funny, thank you.

  • @viniciusleaoa
    @viniciusleaoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    You missed the guy who turns everything into jazz ...
    (PS: this is a joke 😂)

    • @rabokarabekian409
      @rabokarabekian409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am that joke.
      I even play bluegrass jazz - really annoys people.
      th-cam.com/video/dugM2JV3Vjg/w-d-xo.html

    • @hahahahamussolinidumb3403
      @hahahahamussolinidumb3403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know this is unrelated but what's the first song i forgot its name at 0:05

    • @viniciusleaoa
      @viniciusleaoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rabokarabekian409 Für Elise by Beethoven

    • @hahahahamussolinidumb3403
      @hahahahamussolinidumb3403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viniciusleaoa Thanks

    • @FreeBrunoPowroznik
      @FreeBrunoPowroznik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, you mean a jazz guitarist?

  • @liamade4826
    @liamade4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    No stoner acts like that. Only people who act like they're stoners do that.😂

    • @jessegardner33
      @jessegardner33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was gonna say this lol

    • @reubenhaslip9312
      @reubenhaslip9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yeah that's someone on acid

    • @pablotharpalo5685
      @pablotharpalo5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@reubenhaslip9312 I was about to chime in with "that's acid" as well hahaha

    • @jacobmesser8284
      @jacobmesser8284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That dude was frying

    • @BibekKoiralaa
      @BibekKoiralaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree

  • @bos5wtu800
    @bos5wtu800 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Learning the ukulele that’s laying around the house working up to purchasing an acoustic and all that comes with it

  • @Hist_da_Musica
    @Hist_da_Musica 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to hear the rest of that lovely Arthur von Twinkengstein piece

  • @RDS_Armwrestling
    @RDS_Armwrestling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Avant-garde Snob really is accurate, I played a part in a guitar ensemble piece by a contemporary composer which used custom notation (aka virtually unreadable without first memorising all the custom note heads etc), and it was just like how you demonstrate

  • @asylumrain
    @asylumrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:04 the bassist who got a hold on a guitar

    • @StNick-xd8tx
      @StNick-xd8tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Davie504

    • @WhosIshe
      @WhosIshe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a bassist, this hurt me.

  • @xy9394
    @xy9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice job, I laughed out loud at a few of these.

  • @terrymiller111
    @terrymiller111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Giovanni Ribisi is playing you in your biopic. Yep.
    Great stuff, maestro. Great stuff.

  • @Lord_Vinheteiro
    @Lord_Vinheteiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Gostei muito deste video!

    • @navyasharma2750
      @navyasharma2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey Vinheteiro Which one are you?

    • @tarsonnunes8334
      @tarsonnunes8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eu também, seu danado

    • @vitoralexandre4052
      @vitoralexandre4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Esse cara é engraçado e muito bom no que faz dou muitas risadas sempre

    • @Facusblues
      @Facusblues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stop staring at me

    • @johnricharddeacon7210
      @johnricharddeacon7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nosso vinheteiro por aqui, que maravilha

  • @c4ff3r54
    @c4ff3r54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    im the "i can't play, i havent played in years dude"
    Except I actually CANNOT PLAY anymore hahah

  • @mandrewcurry9416
    @mandrewcurry9416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, I think I've ticked almost all those boxes at one time or another

  • @dennisjohansson5716
    @dennisjohansson5716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally we see some chops, guy! :D

  • @AusTheBassBoss
    @AusTheBassBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    They sure are annoying. This is very relatable.

  • @zerozipper4299
    @zerozipper4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    How about "The guitarist that never knows when/where he/she will be able to play guitar due to schedule so they keep a guitar pick in their pocket at all times"

    • @quinreimer5906
      @quinreimer5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just forget they're in there

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just use a quarter

    • @FlanaFugue
      @FlanaFugue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the guitarist who can never find their pick....

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FlanaFugue Or the guitarist that can never find their guitar

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better yet, the guitarist that never has a full set of strings

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guitar snob was hilarious lmao

  • @TheTallGeekGuy
    @TheTallGeekGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact u did harmonics with out the pinkie is very good ngl

  • @dmitrynikiforov5031
    @dmitrynikiforov5031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:24 - It's exactly my friend

  • @dr.chip-inski5513
    @dr.chip-inski5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The dislikes are the offended stereotype guitarists called out by Lucas on this video LMAO

  • @chimzywali
    @chimzywali 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the video. 😹❤️

  • @Log-On-Line
    @Log-On-Line 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:10 thats what i do when im bored of fucking up every song i try to learn