EXACLTY! AFTER HOURS AND AFTER GETTING IT PERFECT I GO THERE AND I CANT PLAY A SINGLE NOTE AND THE TEACHER IS LIKE YOU HAVENT STUDIED YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND THEN I GO HOME AND IM BORED CAUSE I CAN PLAY THE PIECE PERFECTLY....
you forgot the kid that learns a piece by themself, practise it so they now can play it really well but are too shy to play it to their teacher and when they finally do their hands are shaking because they're nervous so they kinda mess it up even tho they've played it like two hundred times before.
that's me happened to me not so long ago. i'm self taught but i decided to try to learn with a teacher, i prepared to play a song and i could play it perfectly, when i went and started to play my hand started to shake and i was so nervous lol
You forgot about me "The kid who doesn't practice the song that the teacher asked cause he was playing another song he looked up online, and when I get to class I just pretend that the song that I've learned on the internet was the song he asked me to study in hopes that he forgets the song he asked for and just think that that was the one" Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
You are the problem. Lol, jk. At least you're interested enough to be looking things up. But you really should also practice what your teacher shows you. It's very annoying when students do this, fyi.
I play bass, but when I was learning a song, I would always get distracted by trying to "continue" it with random improvised scales rather than learn the real song. Meaning I would always end up making my own song while trying to learn existing ones. It kind of ended up working until I got real lessons.
man I'm trying to learn on my own and I have zero experience in anything remotely musical and I don't even know where to start. Everything seems so intimidating :') and I don't even know what I know
Reminds me of the Wikipedia phenomenon where you go to a random page and click on the first link not in parentheses or italics, and keep doing that until you eventually get to the page on philosophy.
@@captainjirk9564 dude that just blew my mind but it really works?! From 2010 Budweiser Shootout it just took me 5 clicks, 25 from 2015 XX169 , 14 from Pagliacci (1936 film) , 15 from Gongylotypa anaetia , 25 from Thrikkavu Temple
the wonderwall kid plays 2 songs, wonderwall and stairway to heaven .EVERYTIME there's a party and he sees a guitar u can trust he will play these songs.
Stairway To Heaven is a complete beast, sure its overplayed on the radio but unlike Wonderwall its a very complex song that progresses throughout. Trust me Wonderwall people would never play it lol
actually, a bass can variate as much as the guitar can with for example the slapping, there are bass solos and also the bass can play melody and i’ve seen it all. if you’re not playing bass, then don’t judge it because you play guitar and the bass got less strings and is „easier“
@@joebermuda6452 I found it's actually pretty great, especially if you go towards the higher level, but the 30 minute limit with the free version really limits how much you can practice.
I'm kinda like this Teacher: is this the first class you take? "Yes, but I practiced a little in my home before" Teacher: so play a song you've been practicing _Psychosocial starts playing, but on a acoustic guitar with standard tuning_
You forgot my personal favorites: the ones who get insanely excited after successfully learning the tiniest things. Makes the job so hilariously worth it 😂
@@fankitonkizonki ne alakası var adam Türkiye'den izleyemez mi yabancı bir yerde Türk unsuru görünce hemen as bayrakları diyorsunuz. Türkler olarak Dünya'nın her tarafına yayıldık zaten.
The "lets-only-play-wonderwall-dude" actually was my first TEACHER. God, 4 months into playing and still just strumming along chords. I guess I would still strum basic zombie chords after 3 years.
@@spreadwuvokay Knowing your open chords and being able to change them with confidence is crucial, I agree to that! But it took me the first 2 months of self teaching to achieve that, before I took lessons. Sure, I was not 100% there, not playing and changing them with confidence, and strangely struggling with the D minor chord, but there was no point in doing one open chord song after the other. The confidence came with time (as did bar chords). My second teacher taught me songs that needed techniques I find more important to learn early on (at least on the electric), like palm muting, alternate picking, string skipping. That was in the first couple of months (I am a late learner, my free time for practicing is limited). No open chords only songs because I could show him these in the first lesson. I guess the first teacher doesn't even know about the stuff I got taught in the 2nd and 3rd year, like the CAGED system or 3NPS scales. I am in my 4th year now, and I am quite sure I would have stopped playing after a year or so with the first teacher. I think a good teacher should always teach you something you have to struggle with, but is not out of your reach. This struggling kind of frustrated me at times, but I have been open about that with my teacher, so he could always come up with something that could build confidence before revisiting what I was struggling with. Sorry for the wall of text 😏
@@ssm445 Thank you for the wall of text, it was very informative and made what you previously said make a lot more sense. I was just thinking that open chords are or at least should be a pretty big part of the beginning of the journey, 4 months is pretty damn early still. I wouldn't think that everyone would have it down perfectly that soon, especially when it comes to arpeggios and hammer on's and pull offs and things like that.
i’m a mix of the emotionally unstable kid and the shy kid. like i’m the one that tells myself i’m worthless in my head, but not actually say it out loud
I’m sometimes the shy kid, and hyper active kid, I used to be the million questions guy, but I’m kinda normal tho. Also, my dad is the unmusical type, I wish I had a dad that wished I could jam with.
Man, I love this video so much! After teaching guitar for nearly 20 years now, I've had students of nearly each of these types! They are not fictional at all!
Oh, I'm very shy person with ridiculous excuses. But actually have practiced something of my own choice because......hello from Russia :D /I'm not genius yet. Working on it./
Hilarious video! You nailed all the types. You could add more like ‘the student that wants to learn all possible songs ever every week and cannot play any of them right’ :)
"Maybe you should try to play bass, you just slapp the strings" Davie504: WHAT, OMG, NOT EPICO, Lucas Brar I challenge YOU to a bass vs guitar battle. Ha Guitar? More like 6 strings bass, CHECKMATE!
I've had literally all of these student types and I've only been teaching guitar and bass for about 3 years. I actually really like the "1000 questions" students, though. In fact, I had the exact same series of questions (minus the time question) from a student and I had to go back and review the harmonic series and tuning systems again because we got into equal temperament vs. just intonation. I'm pretty sure it was during the first or second lesson, lol. Made me a better teacher, though. I've had one "genius kid", he wasn't Russian, and he was actually one of my bass students, but he was so good I had to refer him to a more experienced teacher. The "forgot to go to the bathroom kid" I had actually peed his pants in class. He was also a combination of "hyperactive kid", "ridiculous excuse kid", "shy kid", "honest kid" and "emotionally unstable kid" as well, a real nightmare (probably due to his insane mother). Still the only student I've had to put a stop on lessons with (other than the "genius kid" that I referred to a different teacher). My "kid who knows better" is nearly always an adult student. Oh, and FUCK Yousician and Rocksmith.
@@eleamntsofzodiac9788 people have seen great results with their lead playing when they've improved their rhythm. also shredders, if they can't do it on the beat (16th notes) then it definitely is sloppy when it's fast paced as well
Rhythm is actually more important in Bass than guitar. It's all about the groove. With guitar you can get away with being slightly off beat with solos.
3:49 ‘the student without a teacher’ is the most underrated skit in this, actually shit myself I’m ~5 years into self-taught and this is literally what my guitar playing has devolved into
As a former guitar teacher to young kids that was so on point on several moments...the deep questions kid and the "I wanna play soccer kid", damn, I've had several of those...
You forgot me. I'm the ridiculous excuse kid, but then I play it perfectly and my teacher is impressed, then I play a new song he taught me and it sounds horrible.
1:38 I LOVE how literally nobody realised, that he said "I'l go home" with the same accent and in the same context as "alcohol". It also can be my Imagination, I'm not judging anybody ;)
'But Teacher!' Teacher: Yes for a thousand times Student: What is time? Extreme awkward silence..... Teachers ears to brain : Did you just hear what i heard? Teacher: Am i a joke to you?
My dad has been teaching classical and jazz guitar for 60 years and I showed him this and he said that there is more truth in this than most people would believe.
you wasn't kidding about the Russians... they learn so fast, I'm not sure what type of food they're eating... Perhaps, lots of fish!.. nevertheless less great video👍..
Fish is very expensive in Russia, actually. Especially, in European, western part of the country. Most of the people like fast-food, junk-food and pre-cooked meals. The cheapest ones are pasta and noodles. Bread is cheap, too. Many people still drink lots of vodka and eat boiled potato, tho) I think the reason why many Russian students learn so fast is because they already know something. We are used to go from teacher to teacher for new information because most of the time none of them here can give a complete picture. We had quite a strong classical music education, too, at least, for last decades. Still, I'm personally proud of such representation of my nation in this video)
@@collecter3456 Ahah) Dry, salted fish. It's very unhealthy) And canned herring with vodka. Slices of lightly salted trout which we call "the red fish" on holidays and caviar, if you are wealthy enough. Sometimes we put them into pancakes. But caviar is artificial mostly now, the real one is very expensive and there's a big chance to buy a fake. Many people liked sturgeon which we called "the white fish" but it's rare and very expensive now in European part of the country. But I talk about the most of the people. I personally like the fish in any ways and I don't like it salted. There are so many kinds of fish I have never tried and I regret it so much that I entered this discussion) Because of hard logistics in such a big country it's dangerous to eat fresh fish and I'd really like to try it. We always put lightly salted fish on sushi and some bad sushi bars even use heavily salted fish though it's, of course, sacrilegious. I don't drink beer, though indeed it is very popular among all kinds of Russian people. Maybe even more popular than vodka which is sometimes mistreated as a drink for alcoholics and low-lives. It's ok when in adolescence you tell your parents that you tried whiskey. But pity on you if you confessed someone spilled you a shot of vodka)
How I harmonize songs tutorial: th-cam.com/video/YxV3iXhU5BU/w-d-xo.html
It was epico
Whats the song called that the emotionally unstable kid played?
What is the song of 3:48?
@@nevermind9997 adelita you know the song of the forgot-to-go-to-the-bathroom?
HEY TEACHER WHAT IS 1ST SONG NAME?
You forgot me: super nervous, chokes in front of teacher after playing it perfectly 100x at home all week.
Exactly....I wonder why does it keep happening every time...!
that's me lmaooooo
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EXACLTY! AFTER HOURS AND AFTER GETTING IT PERFECT I GO THERE AND I CANT PLAY A SINGLE NOTE AND THE TEACHER IS LIKE YOU HAVENT STUDIED YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND THEN I GO HOME AND IM BORED CAUSE I CAN PLAY THE PIECE PERFECTLY....
@@evdokianathanail5522 maybe you can record your studies and play the audio to your teacher?
"maybe if i become a rockstar, but what if i become like you?"
lol that line killed me.
I've read this at the same time that he said it..
*Subtitled*
The pain in his eyes is real.
Time?
The time is up.
I felt that and i never even played gutair
"Maybe if i become a rockstar...but what if i become like you"
"Yeah, you are right"
That one somehow made me sad
Yep, we saw the video
@@beezleboss2099 I kinda feel bad now because I laughed cuz that's true
I felt that one
Lol Savage level 100%
you forgot the kid that learns a piece by themself, practise it so they now can play it really well but are too shy to play it to their teacher and when they finally do their hands are shaking because they're nervous so they kinda mess it up even tho they've played it like two hundred times before.
That would be me :)
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that's me
happened to me not so long ago. i'm self taught but i decided to try to learn with a teacher, i prepared to play a song and i could play it perfectly, when i went and started to play my hand started to shake and i was so nervous lol
that was me
LITERALLY ME TOO
“What do we do with the bastards who question me?” Knife: “ We make them very saaaad”
Best part
He said bastards
I’m gonna tell my dad :(
@@chokedonthedust fixed it for ya
I lmao with that one hahaha
You forgot about me "The kid who doesn't practice the song that the teacher asked cause he was playing another song he looked up online, and when I get to class I just pretend that the song that I've learned on the internet was the song he asked me to study in hopes that he forgets the song he asked for and just think that that was the one" Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
That was me..... it never worked..... I then gave up having professional lessons, in favor of just teaching myself the songs I wanted to learn!
@@GeniusJames My teacher is a nice guy, he lets me choose the songs most of the time, but sometimes I just forget about it and try another song
You are the problem. Lol, jk. At least you're interested enough to be looking things up. But you really should also practice what your teacher shows you. It's very annoying when students do this, fyi.
@@yyguuyg I'm pretty concious that I'm the problem, I'm tryig not to do it, but I'm kind of an idiot, so sometimes it happens
That's so me in piano lessons😂 and it works almost every time xd
Me: damn the teacher is the only normal guy in his whole school
The teacher: *let's ask the knife*
xD
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t get it
@@grahamconing358 2:13
Doesn’t seem very normal to me
"Next week I will play the Piano"
- Expert Russian
Piano gang😎
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Еще черeз недельку на арфе, потом на BASS!
3:10 plot twist: he’s actually the musical genius and he’s playing complex polyrhythms
Now you said that I kind of feel a groove from his beat !
This is my favorite comment XD
Could be some Math Metal Beat haha
lol
Some years after this lesson he joined some other guys and they created Dream Theater.
for those wondering the song from the start its called "Adeltita"
I barely learned how to play this
@@reye2127 what i do is pratice 40 hrs a day
Cool
Favorite by tarrega next to caprichio
It has some hard parts with pinky pull offs. I still practicing..
"What if I become like you?"
He killed you with honesty 😂
YOU CAN GO HAHAHAHAHAA
JAJAJAJAJAJAHA
Actually he suicided
He killed himself
Same
I play bass, but when I was learning a song, I would always get distracted by trying to "continue" it with random improvised scales rather than learn the real song. Meaning I would always end up making my own song while trying to learn existing ones. It kind of ended up working until I got real lessons.
Self Taught here. I don't like how accurate you got me. Not one bit.
I stopped learning.. but I did this. And it was amazing.
Same
Lmaoooo self taught too
Self taught here
man I'm trying to learn on my own and I have zero experience in anything remotely musical and I don't even know where to start. Everything seems so intimidating :') and I don't even know what I know
"I think bass is better instrument for you"
*Offended bassist noises*
slaap
Davie504 have to see this
Too bad it’s inaudible
@@blakedavis2447 imagine sad funky bass sounds on high notes
How the one with absolutely no rhythm got that comment, I'll never understand... Bass is all about rhythm, timing and pocket...
“I not allowed to speak with people who smell like alcohol” oof that one hit too close to home.
*burp
“what”
@@bananablood2031 I can smell your comment
@@Sam-rk3ng as a wise man once said: "You're drunk, I can smell it on your eyes, I can see it in your breath"
This dude smells like the guitar.
"what if i become like you?"
This sentence really got me.
"you know, when you become a great guitarist you can get a lot of girls"
"I'm only 7 years old"
bruh lmfao
Accurate
Fancy meeting you here, Nik.
Hello daddy nik I wasn’t expecting you
Heather & doom metal smh
Oh shit didnt expect u here bro
Keep up the good content and cya in your next video
What you doing here Nik?
For a philosophy teacher the progression from "what is a note" to "what is time" is hilarious :)
Reminds me of the Wikipedia phenomenon where you go to a random page and click on the first link not in parentheses or italics, and keep doing that until you eventually get to the page on philosophy.
yeah, keep asking why for long enough and eventually it all boils down to philosophy
@@captainjirk9564 dude that just blew my mind but it really works?!
From 2010 Budweiser Shootout
it just took me 5 clicks, 25 from 2015 XX169
, 14 from Pagliacci (1936 film)
, 15 from Gongylotypa anaetia
, 25 from Thrikkavu Temple
@@captainjirk9564 Keep going, and you'll get yourself into ontological discussions and an existential crisis.
Even in the field of physics, time is still troublesome
the wonderwall kid plays 2 songs, wonderwall and stairway to heaven .EVERYTIME there's a party and he sees a guitar u can trust he will play these songs.
Ikr ughhhh
sometimes I'll pick up the guitar because I'm bored and someone will shout "play stairway to heaven!!!"
then I promptly put the guitar back
Stairway To Heaven is a complete beast, sure its overplayed on the radio but unlike Wonderwall its a very complex song that progresses throughout. Trust me Wonderwall people would never play it lol
1:13 my little brother every time he takes my guitar
SAME
That's actually my older brother that is too addicted to his phone to learn anything about guitar and thinks he's cool pounding on it.
Lol
HAHAHAHAH Fr. I am not the only one who has a brother like this hahahaha
EEEEEEEEEE
Lol. That bass diss. But really bass is tied even more to rythym. I'd recommend ambient music. Like baritone or something.
Bass is amazing
I Play bass and it's cool
actually, a bass can variate as much as the guitar can with for example the slapping, there are bass solos and also the bass can play melody and i’ve seen it all. if you’re not playing bass, then don’t judge it because you play guitar and the bass got less strings and is „easier“
@@hannahlicious no, have you ever play bass? I play bass and guitar and i know
@@jamusz wtf yes i play both and you’re wrong
I've had students for 15 years and i can honestly say that, i've seen almost all of these characters myself over the years. Brilliant depiction!
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‘Maybe if I become a rockstar but… what if I become like you’ 😅 that was sublime 😂😂😂🎸
Lucas: "I'm seven years old"
Also Lucas: fully grown man beard
Precocious puberty?
We don't quesiton it
Representation my guy
Either that, or progeria
@@MrCake-hl6md I know, I was just bored when I posted this
yousician is worst than getting rick rolled.
I never tried it. Does it suck? I been playing for 17 years never bothered. It wasn’t around back then either
@@joebermuda6452 I found it's actually pretty great, especially if you go towards the higher level, but the 30 minute limit with the free version really limits how much you can practice.
Jeroen Vermunt YES BUT 5 MIN IS OF ADS
Actually no, been yousing (pun intended) it for around 6 months and it's pretty good.
Wonderwall *T i M e*
Us bassist don’t only slap the bass we slap guitarists too
Guitar is better.
@@hotshot0476 and we should also ban dhmo
You can't even hear bass guitar in song if ur not wearing headphones
OMG
Bassists are guitarists... it’s called a Bass Guitar
As a guitar teacher, I can attest: these stereotypes are all very accurate 😂
And as a bassist
The bass one wasn't
I'm kinda like this
Teacher: is this the first class you take?
"Yes, but I practiced a little in my home before"
Teacher: so play a song you've been practicing
_Psychosocial starts playing, but on a acoustic guitar with standard tuning_
That brings me pain
Oooh I forgot all about that riff. I'm gonna have to learn it. Freshman me loved Slipknot lol.
electric guitar riffs on acoustic doesnt sound right
@@annee547 Say that to Rob, who played on a banjo
you can play the whole song in e standard with inversions
“AmAtEuR gUiTaRiSt i Am, wOnDeRwAlL i mUsT pLaY”
“Let’s ask the knife” dude I lost it 😂😂
Normal jazz guitar lesson.
You forgot my personal favorites: the ones who get insanely excited after successfully learning the tiniest things. Makes the job so hilariously worth it 😂
The forgot to go to the bathroom kid seems like he's expressing his fellings on a high level
1:08 when my friend see my guitar.
LMAO dsfsfsdfsdflskd
Grabe deeeeee whaaaa eeeeeee woooooooo
1:10
LMAO TRUEEE NSHSH7EDBDVDJD
Haha, true😔
3:40 is no one going to talk about his callout about the epic B A S S
Bass slap is big bad.
i will wait to see this on sdaiyay 😂
Stephen Garcia the musical war on TH-cam is gonna expend with Lucas i can tell 😂
@@DzHodo definitely deserves it. ill be happy if he does
@@stephengarcia1894 what's sdayai
When he said I’m not allowed to talk to anyone who smells like alcohol I died 😂
Bass player here: slap is the CAPS LOCK of bass playing.
Also Mr Knife is a great motivator.
Wonderwall dude one billion years later:
Still plays wonderwall with 3 chords
as bayrakları as
Today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna play another chord
but believe it or not, most of the people play Wonderwall bad
@@fankitonkizonki ne alakası var adam Türkiye'den izleyemez mi yabancı bir yerde Türk unsuru görünce hemen as bayrakları diyorsunuz. Türkler olarak Dünya'nın her tarafına yayıldık zaten.
humans cant live billion years noob
The "lets-only-play-wonderwall-dude" actually was my first TEACHER. God, 4 months into playing and still just strumming along chords. I guess I would still strum basic zombie chords after 3 years.
Was he like teaching you new chords? Cause I don't think there's anything wrong with only strumming chords 4 months into the journey.
@@spreadwuvokay Knowing your open chords and being able to change them with confidence is crucial, I agree to that! But it took me the first 2 months of self teaching to achieve that, before I took lessons. Sure, I was not 100% there, not playing and changing them with confidence, and strangely struggling with the D minor chord, but there was no point in doing one open chord song after the other. The confidence came with time (as did bar chords).
My second teacher taught me songs that needed techniques I find more important to learn early on (at least on the electric), like palm muting, alternate picking, string skipping. That was in the first couple of months (I am a late learner, my free time for practicing is limited). No open chords only songs because I could show him these in the first lesson. I guess the first teacher doesn't even know about the stuff I got taught in the 2nd and 3rd year, like the CAGED system or 3NPS scales. I am in my 4th year now, and I am quite sure I would have stopped playing after a year or so with the first teacher.
I think a good teacher should always teach you something you have to struggle with, but is not out of your reach. This struggling kind of frustrated me at times, but I have been open about that with my teacher, so he could always come up with something that could build confidence before revisiting what I was struggling with.
Sorry for the wall of text 😏
@@ssm445 Thank you for the wall of text, it was very informative and made what you previously said make a lot more sense. I was just thinking that open chords are or at least should be a pretty big part of the beginning of the journey, 4 months is pretty damn early still. I wouldn't think that everyone would have it down perfectly that soon, especially when it comes to arpeggios and hammer on's and pull offs and things like that.
@@spreadwuvokay why? you never need to know chords
@@jjjj-wk9gt I guess that depends on your goals, but generally you pretty much do.
i’m a mix of the emotionally unstable kid and the shy kid. like i’m the one that tells myself i’m worthless in my head, but not actually say it out loud
I feel like this guy will be the best guitar teacher in the world.
Yes 😊👍
I’m sometimes the shy kid, and hyper active kid, I used to be the million questions guy, but I’m kinda normal tho.
Also, my dad is the unmusical type, I wish I had a dad that wished I could jam with.
Me too!
@@emagiroldi9499 same
i wish i had a dad
@@gabrielivanov9484same
Thats sad
Is this based on personal experience?
Lucas: let's ask the knife.
I cannot remember when I laughed this much for the last time, those videos of yours are amazing!
Plot twist: all of them are the emotionally unstable guy in different cases of instability.
2:15 Every guitar teacher has a knife for therapeutic purposes.
"I think bass is a better instrument for you than guitar"
Such a mean joke but I couldn't help but smile
Man, I love this video so much! After teaching guitar for nearly 20 years now, I've had students of nearly each of these types! They are not fictional at all!
Then there is me, who only learns instruments to play meme music
@Da gorrilaa yes
The intro for Can you feel my heart
smh
found the band kid
Lol
"But what if I become like you" HAHAHAHH BEST LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD 4:37
Oh, I'm very shy person with ridiculous excuses. But actually have practiced something of my own choice because......hello from Russia :D
/I'm not genius yet. Working on it./
После этого ролика у меня упала самооценка =(
после этого комментария я понял, что не знаю английского
@@RaptorT1V "hello from Russia" означает: "привет из России". А если это наш земляк, так почему-бы не поговорить на родном языке?
Привет!
@@RaptorT1V ну что же ты, зато ты знаешь как склонить слово кран
These videos are so great! Thanks for making and sharing them. The Russian student one was hilarious!
All jokes apart- HE IS A REALLY GOOD GUITARIST
Yeah he is 😊
Lol Of course he is, man came on, you speak as if you u don’t know him, just check out his videos
@@juap No man ..... I am his old subscriber😛
“ let’s ask the knife” had me dying of laughter
2:30 The kid who knows better is actually Draco Malfoy lol
yessssss
Fellow potterhead mate!!
The I am going to tell my dad part hehe yesss
I TOUGHT THE SAME LMAOOOO
My father would hear about this 😡
Hilarious video! You nailed all the types.
You could add more like ‘the student that wants to learn all possible songs ever every week and cannot play any of them right’ :)
I'm that one 😅😅
"I think bass is a better instrument for you"
D a v i e 5 0 4 wants to know your location
Yeah cuz lucas doesn't have a 4 string bass
The Only Thing They Fear İs You But İt's Jazz
A man of culture I see
Yes sir pls
Rips n' Tears in Bsus minor
DUDE IF DAVIE504 PLAYED THIS IT WOULD BE GREAT TOO!
I need this
"Maybe you should try to play bass, you just slapp the strings"
Davie504: WHAT, OMG, NOT EPICO, Lucas Brar I challenge YOU to a bass vs guitar battle. Ha Guitar? More like 6 strings bass, CHECKMATE!
F*ck, I'm waiting for it.
Once you have heard D504 for a while, the capitalized words come to you like his voice
@Davie504 a challenger has risen
I read it in his voice what's wrong with me 🤣-
@@maddieh.2846 The saaaaame 😂
When I don't my friends or family when I read their messages
I am the f*cking wonderwall dude man. Can't stop play this song all time long
"Next week, I will learn to play piano." I died laughing!!!
1:44 that remind anybody else of the twinkle twinkle little star piano scene in your lie in April?
It's Mozart's "12 Variations" version. Super common classical piece, mainly played on piano. I can think of a few music anime that use it.
@@bazzfromthebackground3696 ik, I realized about 2 months after the comment I made
i mean idk-
I've had literally all of these student types and I've only been teaching guitar and bass for about 3 years. I actually really like the "1000 questions" students, though. In fact, I had the exact same series of questions (minus the time question) from a student and I had to go back and review the harmonic series and tuning systems again because we got into equal temperament vs. just intonation. I'm pretty sure it was during the first or second lesson, lol. Made me a better teacher, though. I've had one "genius kid", he wasn't Russian, and he was actually one of my bass students, but he was so good I had to refer him to a more experienced teacher. The "forgot to go to the bathroom kid" I had actually peed his pants in class. He was also a combination of "hyperactive kid", "ridiculous excuse kid", "shy kid", "honest kid" and "emotionally unstable kid" as well, a real nightmare (probably due to his insane mother). Still the only student I've had to put a stop on lessons with (other than the "genius kid" that I referred to a different teacher). My "kid who knows better" is nearly always an adult student. Oh, and FUCK Yousician and Rocksmith.
dafuq is yousician?
Watching your videos made me realise how cool classical music is. And started playing classical music too.
0:47 "I...I like guitar music"
3:40
Davie 504 wants to know your location
Hahaha 😅😂
lmao if they cant clap a basic rhythm they're better off being a lead guitarist than bassist
Lol, you're right
hehe hoohoo instrument bad instrument good
Yeah I play bass you need rhythm more than you would lead guitar
@@eleamntsofzodiac9788 I play lead guitar and the hell you do. Not If your playing stevie ray or any blues
@@eleamntsofzodiac9788 people have seen great results with their lead playing when they've improved their rhythm. also shredders, if they can't do it on the beat (16th notes) then it definitely is sloppy when it's fast paced as well
"The time is up" - wonderfull!
Rhythm is actually more important in Bass than guitar. It's all about the groove. With guitar you can get away with being slightly off beat with solos.
That's what I was thinking as well when I heard him say that
This is so true...
Я знал что найду тебя здесь
@@blindnumbemotions981 я тоже знал...
"what if i become like you?"
"yeah yeah your right"
Noted. Bring Mr.knife to my lessons, this will defiantly make my students learn better
3:40 "I think bass is a better instrument for you" damn that hurts
3:49 ‘the student without a teacher’ is the most underrated skit in this, actually shit myself I’m ~5 years into self-taught and this is literally what my guitar playing has devolved into
ayo whats the trach he playing there
if u dont have a teacher, ur not a student btw
@@gorandekic4674 you can be a student in a lot of things, like school. I can teach myself guitar and be a student. So technically it's fine.
Literally anyone: "Can I try out your guitar?"
My brain: 1:09
YES
I'm a beginner at guitar but I still think this
more like 2:13 to be honest
Those are totally accurate I've been teaching for 35 years I could definitely add to your list very funny man excellent
As a former guitar teacher to young kids that was so on point on several moments...the deep questions kid and the "I wanna play soccer kid", damn, I've had several of those...
I've met the Russian genius. His name is Pablo and he's not Russian.
My name is Ivan. И я Русский. I have a pet, it is bear. Путин
@@asdf-pf4wh живешь в дворце путина со своим медведем?(
3:41 ; When he said it , davie504 got destroyed !
He's right btw
not epic
Have you seen twoset?
Ha ha true!
@@giuseppe4870 excuse you?
You forgot me. I'm the ridiculous excuse kid, but then I play it perfectly and my teacher is impressed, then I play a new song he taught me and it sounds horrible.
1:38 I LOVE how literally nobody realised, that he said "I'l go home" with the same accent and in the same context as "alcohol". It also can be my Imagination, I'm not judging anybody ;)
Sooo what piece was the emotional unstable kid playing, I can't remember the namee. SOMEONE HELPP
Does no one know the name of that piece? Help a brother out peeps
Ugh I wanna know too it sounds really pretty
@@joshingoes6637 Adelita, Francisco Tarrega
@@connorely25 Adelita, Francisco Tarrega
@@peternemeth1777 thanks
3:44 O. M. G. "Check Mate" Slap like NOW
Bass secret reveal
Epic
Davie is fucking cringe
Epic slap the like button now or else Davie will kiss you
@1:18 sounded a really great tune like a song.
'But Teacher!'
Teacher: Yes for a thousand times
Student: What is time?
Extreme awkward silence.....
Teachers ears to brain : Did you just hear what i heard?
Teacher: Am i a joke to you?
The kid that keep asking questions is like when ya search a word on Google.
"I think Bass is a better instrument for you than guitar, you just slap the strings." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cries in Davie504
Angry Davie504 noises
1:18 actually sounded pretty good ngl
I agree
What's the name of the first peace?
Like the emotionally unstable.
Adelita by Tarrega
I dare you to play: Moonlight Sonata with all the arrangements.
4:49
"What if I become like you?"
Damn....... 😭😭😭
The ending was EPIC ! :D
My dad has been teaching classical and jazz guitar for 60 years and I showed him this and he said that there is more truth in this than most people would believe.
you wasn't kidding about the Russians... they learn so fast, I'm not sure what type of food they're eating... Perhaps, lots of fish!.. nevertheless less great video👍..
Fish is very expensive in Russia, actually. Especially, in European, western part of the country. Most of the people like fast-food, junk-food and pre-cooked meals. The cheapest ones are pasta and noodles. Bread is cheap, too. Many people still drink lots of vodka and eat boiled potato, tho) I think the reason why many Russian students learn so fast is because they already know something. We are used to go from teacher to teacher for new information because most of the time none of them here can give a complete picture. We had quite a strong classical music education, too, at least, for last decades. Still, I'm personally proud of such representation of my nation in this video)
Denis Lyubich you guys only eat fish with beer right?
@@collecter3456 vobla with beer
@@collecter3456 Ahah) Dry, salted fish. It's very unhealthy) And canned herring with vodka. Slices of lightly salted trout which we call "the red fish" on holidays and caviar, if you are wealthy enough. Sometimes we put them into pancakes. But caviar is artificial mostly now, the real one is very expensive and there's a big chance to buy a fake. Many people liked sturgeon which we called "the white fish" but it's rare and very expensive now in European part of the country. But I talk about the most of the people. I personally like the fish in any ways and I don't like it salted. There are so many kinds of fish I have never tried and I regret it so much that I entered this discussion) Because of hard logistics in such a big country it's dangerous to eat fresh fish and I'd really like to try it. We always put lightly salted fish on sushi and some bad sushi bars even use heavily salted fish though it's, of course, sacrilegious. I don't drink beer, though indeed it is very popular among all kinds of Russian people. Maybe even more popular than vodka which is sometimes mistreated as a drink for alcoholics and low-lives. It's ok when in adolescence you tell your parents that you tried whiskey. But pity on you if you confessed someone spilled you a shot of vodka)
Vodka*
Oh God, my stomach is hurting from laughter, this is one of the best videos ever on YT!!
I’m the kid who is self taught as is trying to learn about 5 different instruments at once along with 2 different languages and how to sing😂
2:48 its first classical piece that i tried to learn when i started (Malaguena)
I've caught a flashback when recognized it! :D
Did you have to go to the bathroom Xd
What is the song that the emotionally unstable kid is playing? It sounds really cool
I wanna know too.
Adelita by francesco tarrega ;)
@@rachelz7625 @Zeke bartalone
@@rachelz7625 lol thank you so much I’ve been looking for the song for ages 😂 you have no idea
@@Anna.m_mj yw :D
"Time" is a song by Pink Floyd...
Who is Pink Floyd?
@@DAMUR_SAF bruhé
@@DAMUR_SAF :O
@@DAMUR_SAF oh my...
@@DAMUR_SAF i think it's that black guy that died idk
It's a joke btw