I hate to say it but I saw this coming. This boss can and will take years off your life. Cause even if you beat her you know in your heart that all you did was survive
“I am Malenia - Blade of Miquela and I have never known defeat.” No matter how many times you hear that iconic introduction, it gives you absolute chills.
Malenia: So you are the one who slaughtered all those merchants? Afro: Yeah, what about it? Malenia: You asked one of them to tell you what death felt like…prepare to learn
My fav for malenia is seeing people fight right after cutscene, realizing she has life steal, and then her water fowl attack. This is why she is my favorite boss/character in the game
I was mad respecting his level of optimism. I was like: yes, that is definitely an optimistic person that can handle life bravely. After his hundred attempt, I concluded that his optimism was bad for his mental health. Never had such realisation before. Thank you dude for unraveling such angle of life. Truly! You are wonderful! 🏆🏆🏆
The moment he realized she had a second phase is everything. First time I fought her, I knew immediately that she had one. This is what some of us have been waiting for, and I think all of us aren't disappointed.
milenia made me take a couple months break after dying 15 times cus i coulden't touch her without getting yeeted into a new dimension came back ready to lose killed her in my 2 tries straight after coming back the pain and joy i felt
I’m surprised more people weren’t expecting a second phase I’d heard Malenia was difficult prior to playing but that’s all I knew When I fought her and finally got her to second phase I set down the controller for a sec to wipe off the sweat from my hands, then grabbed my controller again and prepared for round two
@@logeyperogi1805 what got to me is in 14 out of the 15 tries before my break i got her second phase to the point one pebble spell or a fist could kill her but i couldne't land the hit
The fear and anxiety that you can hear in his voice when he beat the first phase and said "Did they ever have a cutscene after they die before?" fucking sent me. Holy shit man these just keep getting better.
@@samadagwis0361 It’s deep for a stranger playing a video game. “The fear and anxiety he felt! You can just hear it!” Dude it’s just a recording of a man playing a video game chill out. BTW aren’t we all 12 here? We are watching a stranger playing video games. We couldn’t be adults doing this right?
@@bryann_7197 not really. Play the game however you want. Spirit summons are in the game for a reason. NG+ Is in the game for a reason. Don’t let people gatekeep you from having fun
@@bryann_7197 only way I did it was with my strength build I put bloodhound step on guts sword dodged jump attack stagger it took forever though had to be real patient
I wanna believe that the reason why Malenia repeats her name and title every time she kills him is b/c Afro kept mispronouncing her name and she didn’t want him to forget 😂. Great content as always, man! We believe!!!
The moment when every player realizes there's a phase 2. No Elden Ring player will ever. forget. this. moment. Eye Dilation - check haha. I'm only on NG+3 atm but it feels like the more interactions with her, the more calculated you get but that Waterfowl Dance is straight fuckery no matter how many times I've seen it.
I personally thought the blasphemous blade was amazing against her in both phases the first one gets staggered very easily with it and the takers flames can reach her when she does the scarlet bloom attack
The video everyone's been anticipating for the past couple of weeks, here we are. This is about to be funny for sure 💀 "Has a boss ever had a cutscene after they died before?"
I felt this frustration. I used heavy weapons, no summon. That did not go over well with Maleina lol. Had to upgrade that coded blade so I could get enough swings in between her attacks. The waterfowl dance has 3 homing attacks. If you deselect her when she starts to float and wind up the attack and run in little circles below her, you can confuse the tracker and the first dance will miss, generally want to roll through her second dance, and the third you can usually roll away (avoid getting too close to walls). Safety is usually in the dance not at the edges of her swings were the damage is hitting you from. OR you can just chuck an Ice Pot at her and it staggers her out of the entire move.
Holy shit I just got elden ring on Sunday and I’m now at melania this is my first time being stuck for more than 2-3 hours I’m a lvl 112 Dex build I’ve been getting her consistently to phase 2, does the Ice potion trick work for her shadow clone move and her water fowl with the scarlet rot in 2nd phase?
Heavy Weapons are one of the best ways to beat her ironically. but you need a LOT of stamina, and good stamina management to keep the pressure on. she staggers easily and posture breaks decently well when you use heavy weapons, and you can deal a LOT of damage quickly with them.
@@JustAS1nk don't rely on that trick, it can only work trice and you don't know what her status buildup is because it recovers. Just learn the moveset and aggressively look for all the openings.
No boss in history has ever made me feel as terrified as when Malenia floated into the air and said "You will witness true horror. Now, rot." Told me two things, there is a 2ND FUCKING PHASE and she inflicts rot now, all I could think about is what I have done to deserve this.
Miracle of sound here?? Let me take this opportunity to say that the music you make is fucking awesome dude! Somehow every song you release is a certified banger! Thats real talent. I love all your songs and among them valhalla calling (all versions) and embers rise have gotta be my favorite. Cant wait for the elden ring song!
I love how at 19:18 he screamed “ITS NOT OVER!?!” Because it had been so long since he even beat the first phase he completely forgot about the second 😂😂😂😂
He went through so many emotion when he first entered the second stage, first was pure joy, then doubt, then to anxiousness, then anger, then begging for the death scene, then denial when the second phase beggings, to more denial, to finally questioning this entire game.
i went thru all those same emotions. someone told me they struggled on her and i beat first phase like aw man that wasnt as hard as i thot. 2md phase pops up and i left to do other shit
@@ianyowpa3352 that would be years later when he reinstalls elden ring LOL he gonna put her name right beside nameless kings on his most fucked up stuff in his gaming life LOL
After a merciless beating from the Malenia, Afro uninstalls the game and goes to touch grass. Will this connection with nature give Afro the confidence he needs to take her on and win or will he have his cheeks spread apart by Malenia's merciless swordplay? Find out next time on AfroSenju: The Elden Ring Chronicles.
the best part is that his build is literally everything you need to make this fight as easy as it gets - bleed + frostbite, bloodhound step, and the flies on top of all that
He might as well use black knife or mimic and get rob from his friend again cause there’s no reason someone should struggle on her while overleveled with this much cheese I’m on ng6 r and first play through I beat her with 12 deaths with a shield and greatsword. If I had this build I’d have obliterated her less than 5 deaths, I’m sure Afro will kill her eventually though
This reminds me of when I first fought Melania and was having a terrible time and now a year later I consistently beat her first try, she's such a skill check it's amazing
Seeing Afro completely caught of guard, flabbergasted, blindsided, and honestly bamboozled by Melenia’s first attack was worth it, she’s an anime character at the end of her arc and doesn’t wait for no bullshit, I love it
She's pretty easy though in my book. Not joking on that either. I just stun locked her with Swarm of Flies and bullied her into a corner and just dodged whenever she got free. It's weird how I beat her 4 in tries but was stuck on Elden Beast/ Radagon for a while.
Afro: “Give me the death screen already, were done!” Malenia: “Wait.” That timing and everything about this video made my day. Man I was depressed as hell and needed a laugh. Thank you Afro. I sincerely hope you beat her soon.
The key not to rage in this is to accept that you will fail and you’re only learning not really fighting to win. Just accept the fact that she will kill you over and over. (Also switch to something that’s not a whip, preferably a faster weapon like a katana.)
16:35 denial and anger 16:57 bargaining 17:05 depression 17:44 acceptance 17:49 meaning These are the 6 stages of grief. I'm sorry bro. Edit: honestly i dont know how many stages of grief there are anymore.
i would be confused too if after 20+ hours of gameplay a boss suddenly has cutscenes after they die, but especially in souls game..... that is not a good sign at all.
Dude this was just beautiful...this game makes your have to be perfect and honestly I love and hate it so much...this will probably be the first game I will never beat but I love every minute of it
@@ermahgerd1678 The problem ain't the damage. It's the patience required to dodge her swings and whip her ass. I believe Afro would have a better chance if he used the katanas.
Previously on elden ring. Massive, Thick, Heavy and far too rough. It was too big to be called a sword. Indeed it was like a heap of raw iron. Afro goes further with this new sidequest helping a young girl on the brink of death and with the help of an odd man he rids the scarlet rot in her body and even gains a new arm thanks to Afro. Continuing on he Hope's to find new places and even more so. New horrors. With his New Build of sheer strength and rage he fights a Mage Knight who proves to be a bit of a challenge but nothing our hero cant handle. He travels further down Miquella's hailtree. Only to find his friend with the prosthetic arm waiting. Hoping to discover what kind of relationship she has with this Meliena. Hearing humors of how troublesome this foe is Afro relishes the thought but also doesn't think it'll be much of a challenge as the masses say. Will Afro find this mysterious new person? Will he be able to defeat her as easily as he thinks? Will Afro meet. True horror. Next time on. Elden ring the story of afrosenju..... 12:00 Afro: "What's your NAME." The entire comment section: "Oh she'll tell you, for at least 2 more episodes."
“Have they ever had a scene after they died before” probably the best line in this video😂😂
Facts
Renala?
maliketh
Radahn
😭😭😭
Like a wise commenter once said, “when Afro’s not having fun, I am.”
This is the one we’ve been waiting for.
YESSSIR
I need popcorn for this one
ONG
I’ve been waiting for so long
same!
The sheer panic in "did they ever have a cutscene after they die before???" absolutely killed me
Well to be fair Maliketh had one after he died.
Indeed 😂😂
Finally, he’s fighting Melenia.
**looks at playlist**
**sees four videos with Melenia in the title**
Dude, this is gonna be a freakin saga!
I did the same thing! I was so curious about when he would fight her so I scrolled down… and fucking died of laughter because of the 4 videos xD
He is now in Hogwarts ArC
@@golik133 It's a good game 🤷♀️
Uhm acktually it’s malenia ☝️🤓
999 likes ? Lemmi fix that
Afro saying “I can’t even see straight” then running into a wall is killing me😂😂😂
ONG
Shit had ME WEAK
10/10 best way to feel rage, through lack of vision
The genuine anger 😭😭😭
I hate to say it but I saw this coming. This boss can and will take years off your life.
Cause even if you beat her you know in your heart that all you did was survive
And this is why Isshin taught us the most valuable lesson of all
“Hesitation is defeat”
Facts man. If this boss was in sekiro it wud be an absolute cakewalk
@@UNGXDLY2129 true tho
@@UNGXDLY2129 Now imagine isshin in Elden ring lol
He doesnt hesitate tho, he need to be more calm, dont panic dodge and take his time to wear her down little by little
Bro you are here to
20:07: "YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE!?"
Malenia: "That's the idea, yes."
The struggle never fails to put me in tears from laughter even after all this time🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that there is so many blood on the floor is hillarious to me loll
And that “OH LETS GO…..do they normally have cut scenes after they die?” Mans hope went out the window
Bruhh, iknew it wasn’t ova cause they don’t have cut scenes, it’s just enemy felled.. 🤣🤣
Dude suddenly have to fight malenia kyubi
@@eddiedelacruz2981 I mean sometimes radahn Kind of had one and the dark blade dude made me think I was gonna get a phase 3
what aboet radans cutscenes after he dies?
Went through the denial, anger and bargaining stages of grief
“I am Malenia - Blade of Miquela and I have never known defeat.”
No matter how many times you hear that iconic introduction, it gives you absolute chills.
Facts, love this boss
The opening, yeah.
Not when you’re forced to listen to it 100+ times when you die...
@@GenEricStudios05 Huh, you can skip it
no i turn brain dead after getting killed by her 1000 times
I still preffer "Tonight, gehrman joins the hunt..."
Malenia: So you are the one who slaughtered all those merchants?
Afro: Yeah, what about it?
Malenia: You asked one of them to tell you what death felt like…prepare to learn
Dont forget the turtle😂
@@Teebz47 Seereax put a hit on Afro lmao
My fav for malenia is seeing people fight right after cutscene, realizing she has life steal, and then her water fowl attack. This is why she is my favorite boss/character in the game
Her character is ass she's ignorant
She’s my favourite because she and Margit are the two bosses that truly humble even the cockiest of players
@@logeyperogi1805 Margit no Malenia yes
@@logeyperogi1805 radahn is the most humble of them, margit literally insults you for winning not only that he's also an a hole
@@FatherG420 Margit definitely humbles newer players who are cocky similar to father gascoine
Afro: "I got this"
Malenia: "waterbreathing 12th form, fuck you"
Loved the reference to Demon Slayer and that the 12th form has been finally revealed. LMAO
Afro: "I got this"
Malenia: "La Muerte!"
@@Gyswandir Yea, i thought i'd make it cannon instead of mucking the lore.
Malenia: waterbreathing 13th form, bullshit for thee
@@PrakashaTheTree gooood, gooood my new apprentice. Use your brain power and your jouney to the funny side will be complete.
17:13
Melania: “You will witness true horror.”
“….”
Afro: “What did you just say to me?”
The delayed reaction! LMAO
Yup he was absolutely terrified 🤣
Ong😂😂😭
I was mad respecting his level of optimism. I was like: yes, that is definitely an optimistic person that can handle life bravely. After his hundred attempt, I concluded that his optimism was bad for his mental health. Never had such realisation before. Thank you dude for unraveling such angle of life. Truly! You are wonderful! 🏆🏆🏆
He was about to go med😂😂😂
16:35
Watch this Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the moment when his heart rips in half.
The moment he realized she had a second phase is everything. First time I fought her, I knew immediately that she had one. This is what some of us have been waiting for, and I think all of us aren't disappointed.
My friend fought her over 100 times before getting her to 2nd phase not knowing she had one…let’s just say he wasn’t too happy with me
This was actually the most satisfying thing I’ve seen in like a month. I’m sooooo glad he got humbled after thinking his build was the shit
I'm just waiting for Malekith to be honest. After him nothing ever felt as difficult xD
I've been waiting all week for this
@@IkatsuItonori fr. I faced that man so many times that eventually I got ultra instinct and started walking around his attacks instead of dodging
The pain in thousands of players hearts when they heard her say "Wait."
FAXX
milenia made me take a couple months break after dying 15 times cus i coulden't touch her without getting yeeted into a new dimension came back ready to lose killed her in my 2 tries straight after coming back the pain and joy i felt
I’m surprised more people weren’t expecting a second phase
I’d heard Malenia was difficult prior to playing but that’s all I knew
When I fought her and finally got her to second phase I set down the controller for a sec to wipe off the sweat from my hands, then grabbed my controller again and prepared for round two
@@logeyperogi1805 what got to me is in 14 out of the 15 tries before my break i got her second phase to the point one pebble spell or a fist could kill her but i couldne't land the hit
@@mai-san5639 no she was not
Lmfaooo that ghost was fighting for its life 😂 15:20
14:00 bro abandoned his believe system in 10 seconds HAHHAHAHA
This video is awesome
The fear and anxiety that you can hear in his voice when he beat the first phase and said "Did they ever have a cutscene after they die before?" fucking sent me. Holy shit man these just keep getting better.
Bruh it’s not that deep. 😂
@@UltraEgoMc He never said it was...
@@samadagwis0361 He’s making it deep for a guy who has a video thumbnail of a stupid looking bear looking at the in game boss. Lmao
@@UltraEgoMc He isn't making it deep... He was commenting about what he liked about the video. If you think that's deep you can't be older than 12
@@samadagwis0361 It’s deep for a stranger playing a video game. “The fear and anxiety he felt! You can just hear it!” Dude it’s just a recording of a man playing a video game chill out.
BTW aren’t we all 12 here? We are watching a stranger playing video games. We couldn’t be adults doing this right?
Afro: "I'm gonna just keep calling her melina"
Malenia: "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella!"x1000
Malaenia: You gone learn today
It's Malenia. The name is right there.
@@josephatkinson6280 *whistles as if an edit didnt happen* idk what ur on abt bro
Made sure he got her name glued right.
@@Nirv2267 oh must have been the wind I guess
20:16 the continuous buttons smashing and that shivering voice. The amount of despair in his voice is immeasurable.
Hit her out of the air “ I see a sliver of hope “ gets grabbed “ and now it’s gone “ had me weak 🤣🤣
i’m just laughing my ass off “did they ever have a cutscene when they die before”
afro starts sweating nervously...I'm in danger..
That had me in tears I was like not only at half life
@@cho_singaming9292 That man went through the 5 stages of grief in that cutscene.
"wait"
I mean technically rahdan had a cutscene when he died.
"I don't think the Malenia boss fight is gonna be that hard in Elden Ring"
*ONE DAY LATER* Malenia isn't fun. Elden Ring isn't fun. I'm good
She gave me a good fucking at level 120 shes I finally beat her but Only because my mimic tear . Im a disgrace 😭
@@bryann_7197 not really. Play the game however you want. Spirit summons are in the game for a reason. NG+ Is in the game for a reason. Don’t let people gatekeep you from having fun
@@jacobg9651 well I finished the game w no mimic tear or summonsshe was the only boss I couldn't do it with I don't think it's possible 😭😂
@@bryann_7197 only way I did it was with my strength build I put bloodhound step on guts sword dodged jump attack stagger it took forever though had to be real patient
Hardest boss ever she is a real ball buster
There is nothing more blissful than when you finally defeat a boss and don’t see “enemy felled” but a cutscene.
("Demigod Felled")
Shinobi Execution
Guardian Ape: Indeed someone will be executed
I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.
I wanna believe that the reason why Malenia repeats her name and title every time she kills him is b/c Afro kept mispronouncing her name and she didn’t want him to forget 😂.
Great content as always, man! We believe!!!
He definitely won't forget it after this. Put a capitol "M" on that 🤣
Ong the disrespect was too blatant
That's exactly what I was thinking. He won't pronounce her name wrong now xD She's burned it into his memory along with trauma.
🤣🤣🤣
“I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and you WILL put some respect on my name when you say it.”
19:40
Afro: "oh you weak!!"
Malenia: I'll give you 20 seconds of hope and then you will know true horror
Tbh he forgot his first encournter right quick lol
malenia: and I took that personal
“Elden ring pro” Forgets he can use bloodhound step during waterfoal dance
Exactly 20 seconds 🤣
She said "I will give you exactly 2 seconds to apologize."
7:12
The lil "gak" Sound i heard the tarnished make when that blade went through☠
**Malenia unleashes scarlet bloom**
Afrosenju: you're giving me an item?
“LETS GO”
‘2nd cutscene starts’
“What is this?”
It was at this moment that Afro’s fate was sealed
This is why he’s playing Lego Star Wars now instead of finishing elden ring ahaha
It was at this moment he knew... he fucked up 🤣
That “your giving me an item” was full of denial
Afro on stream : “I’m gonna body Melina”
Malenia: “I am Malenia blade of Miquella”
Yeah definitely he meant the wrong person😂
The moment when every player realizes there's a phase 2. No Elden Ring player will ever. forget. this. moment.
Eye Dilation - check haha.
I'm only on NG+3 atm but it feels like the more interactions with her, the more calculated you get but that Waterfowl Dance is straight fuckery no matter how many times I've seen it.
I personally thought the blasphemous blade was amazing against her in both phases the first one gets staggered very easily with it and the takers flames can reach her when she does the scarlet bloom attack
ah
"Did they ever have a cut scene after they die before?" I felt that desperation on a spiritual level.
Radahn has
This is probably one of the most anticipated videos of the year and it didn’t disappoint.
I feel the same but I literally just came here excited lol
I finished it and all I can say is.. YOOOO!!
Perfect
Same here
@@BobbysWrld same
The moment sho goes nuclear the sound afro made is priceless.
Such guilty pleasure. 😅
“Did they ever had a cutscene after they die before???” The quiver in his voice 😂 can’t bruh
i come back to watch this once again and it is worth it , malenia+afro makes for great entertainment
We gather here today, to mourn the loss, of Afro’s sanity
May it rest in peace
Amen
Amen 🙏
Amen😭🙏
Amen👏
Amen 🙏
The video everyone's been anticipating for the past couple of weeks, here we are. This is about to be funny for sure 💀
"Has a boss ever had a cutscene after they died before?"
Yes lots actually take sister friede she has two cutscenes or are you talking about this game
I mean radahn had a cutscene to
@David Edosomwan Most people fight Radagon after Malenia
Radahn
@@shahirani4762 most? Malenia is one of the last few people face. All those videos with his helm on, they had to have beaten him prior.
I felt this frustration. I used heavy weapons, no summon. That did not go over well with Maleina lol. Had to upgrade that coded blade so I could get enough swings in between her attacks. The waterfowl dance has 3 homing attacks. If you deselect her when she starts to float and wind up the attack and run in little circles below her, you can confuse the tracker and the first dance will miss, generally want to roll through her second dance, and the third you can usually roll away (avoid getting too close to walls). Safety is usually in the dance not at the edges of her swings were the damage is hitting you from. OR you can just chuck an Ice Pot at her and it staggers her out of the entire move.
Holy shit I just got elden ring on Sunday and I’m now at melania this is my first time being stuck for more than 2-3 hours I’m a lvl 112 Dex build I’ve been getting her consistently to phase 2, does the Ice potion trick work for her shadow clone move and her water fowl with the scarlet rot in 2nd phase?
Heavy Weapons are one of the best ways to beat her ironically. but you need a LOT of stamina, and good stamina management to keep the pressure on. she staggers easily and posture breaks decently well when you use heavy weapons, and you can deal a LOT of damage quickly with them.
@@JustAS1nk don't rely on that trick, it can only work trice and you don't know what her status buildup is because it recovers. Just learn the moveset and aggressively look for all the openings.
@@zeehero7280 you can get more reliable if you only settle for one attack each opening and just expect waterfowl or phantoms to come out whenever.
The full Malenia experience, captured without loss of detail, this is modern art, be sure to watch all the videos this is just part 1
"Is there ever a cutscene before a boss died?" this killed me
it was like emediately after he celebrate he started to question if hes killed the boss LOL
Reminded me of when he fought the abyss watchers. I think that fight scarred him
I got a big laugh when he started celebrating and then started to cope, trying to hope that it was over.
I mean Radhan have one
LMAOooooo
Afro: “Give me the death screen”
Malenia “Wait”
Afro: “FUCK!”
😭😂😂😂
😭😭😭
Roflmfaoooo
Such perfect timing
Afro - “What is that?”
Me - The same boss, just on steroids
Bro I am dying laughing 🤣😂😂😂😂I love the rage videos better than a plain playthrough. It’s what makes his channel different
No boss in history has ever made me feel as terrified as when Malenia floated into the air and said "You will witness true horror. Now, rot." Told me two things, there is a 2ND FUCKING PHASE and she inflicts rot now, all I could think about is what I have done to deserve this.
😂
Isshin pulling out a glock in a game with only swords was just as scary in my opinion, "Hesitation is defeat" still haunts me to this day
So true lol
For me, nothing beats Orphan of Kos at the end of Bloodborne's DLC. fuck that boss
The devs new what they were doing with that “you will witness true horror shit” lol
Looks like Guardian Ape has a challenger for your most hated boss ever 😂
Yeah...
Holy shit I love ur music dude
Or nameless king
Miracle of sound here?? Let me take this opportunity to say that the music you make is fucking awesome dude! Somehow every song you release is a certified banger! Thats real talent. I love all your songs and among them valhalla calling (all versions) and embers rise have gotta be my favorite. Cant wait for the elden ring song!
I think GA has been surpassed, honestly. Lolol
Oh my god the Nier music during Millicent's quest was perfect and I don't see anyone talking about it
So glad to see pro players struggling with this game too lol. It's rough
he’s not a pro
he’s not a pro
by no means is afro a pro 😭😭
A pro??
You’re not so good with sarcasm, huh?
I love how at 19:18 he screamed “ITS NOT OVER!?!” Because it had been so long since he even beat the first phase he completely forgot about the second 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:10 Malenia glitched out just to mock Afro
He went through so many emotion when he first entered the second stage, first was pure joy, then doubt, then to anxiousness, then anger, then begging for the death scene, then denial when the second phase beggings, to more denial, to finally questioning this entire game.
i went thru all those same emotions. someone told me they struggled on her and i beat first phase like aw man that wasnt as hard as i thot. 2md phase pops up and i left to do other shit
"did they ever have a cutscene after they died before?" famous last words
Coming back to this absolute golden video after beating her myself in a 2nd playthrough and helping others
This whole series I have been waiting for this episode. It did not disappoint. It exceeded my expectations
Me2 Enjoyed it!
Same and I can't wait for God skin dou, maliketh, and radagon/eldenbeast
I have been waiting for the uninstall 🤣😭 rip another fallen brother
Same bruh, I fucking called it
@@ianyowpa3352 that would be years later when he reinstalls elden ring LOL
he gonna put her name right beside nameless kings on his
most fucked up stuff in his gaming life
LOL
After a merciless beating from the Malenia, Afro uninstalls the game and goes to touch grass. Will this connection with nature give Afro the confidence he needs to take her on and win or will he have his cheeks spread apart by Malenia's merciless swordplay? Find out next time on AfroSenju: The Elden Ring Chronicles.
🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Swordplay🤨
I'm rolling
Dude thank you so much for this video. I have not laughed so hard!
i loved how you had so much hope after first beating phase one just to have it instantly smashed in less than 2 seconds in phase 2😂😂😂😂
This is when Afro receives the karma for massacring all of those innocent merchants.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella…
Yesss hahahahah
Where’s the people who were confident that he was gonna beat her in 2 tries lol
Rot, Tarnished
They have now been avenged
Hate to be the one to tell you, but the merchants aint innocent at all.
the best part is that his build is literally everything you need to make this fight as easy as it gets - bleed + frostbite, bloodhound step, and the flies on top of all that
Yeah... I doubt any of that is coincidence.
Just use Black Knife Tiech and you pretty much no diff any boss
all he really need is rivers of blood and mimic tear
Nah weapon arts make thia fight pretty easy
He might as well use black knife or mimic and get rob from his friend again cause there’s no reason someone should struggle on her while overleveled with this much cheese I’m on ng6 r and first play through I beat her with 12 deaths with a shield and greatsword. If I had this build I’d have obliterated her less than 5 deaths, I’m sure Afro will kill her eventually though
OMG the start with pat killed me 😂😂😂
0:54
This reminds me of when I first fought Melania and was having a terrible time and now a year later I consistently beat her first try, she's such a skill check it's amazing
“Everything was perfect…stars were aligned…then she took everything away from me.” 😂😂 Shit got personal real fast.
This is how you get PTSD.
This had me rolling 😂, similar to fighting the valkyries on gmgow
Seeing Afro completely caught of guard, flabbergasted, blindsided, and honestly bamboozled by Melenia’s first attack was worth it, she’s an anime character at the end of her arc and doesn’t wait for no bullshit, I love it
I keep coming back to these Malenia videos from time to time to get a good laugh😂😂😂
Gotta say your intros and thumbnails are crazy good!
“WHY TF DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT!?!? DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE!?!”
Miyazaki: “……si”
Do you expect me to talk Miyasaki. Miyazaki: No I expect you to die
Everyone I've seen approach Malenia just had sky high confidence, and watching it devolve into madness is way too satisfying
She's pretty easy though in my book. Not joking on that either. I just stun locked her with Swarm of Flies and bullied her into a corner and just dodged whenever she got free. It's weird how I beat her 4 in tries but was stuck on Elden Beast/ Radagon for a while.
@@TheRandomMuffinMan If you used summons doesn't count
@@steviewonder0850 if the boss is beaten, it counts🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@steviewonder0850 gonna cry about it?
She took me 9 tries
After the cutscene I immediately died she was so aggressive the first time I fought her 🤣
I’m so sorry you went through this, funniest video ever!!
LMAO this is my favorite part of everyone's playthrough. Malenia's reality check!
Ah yes the ultimate reality check of any game
right it took me 2 tries for radahn and one for maliketh and few tries for some other bosses but im reaching 20 for malenia haha
@@shootaa8278 are u summoning or are u mage i refuse to believe your not and beat maliketh with 1 try
Lol you literally have to do an almost no hit run in this fight😂
o yea she humbled me alright
I really hope this arc could rival the monke and demon of hatred arcs
ong
He’s a different man now. Those monkeys forever changed him
@@14MikeMoss still can't get over when he seen the ape was still alive and brought a friend along with him
@@14MikeMoss agreed I don't think anything will ever rival that arc it affected him to deep and I don't blame him the ape made me forever hate monkeys
Those monkey was literally the best thing i ever seen him struggle with
14:50 😂😂😂🫣🫣🫣‼️‼️🔓
Why is laughing at other peoples frustration so funny
7:25 "So this is the kinda day im bout to have"
Little that he knew...
Afro: “Give me the death screen already, were done!”
Malenia: “Wait.”
That timing and everything about this video made my day.
Man I was depressed as hell and needed a laugh.
Thank you Afro. I sincerely hope you beat her soon.
Guardian Ape be like "Have I taught you NOTHING?"
Strength to you brother. May your depression face Malania and eat a waterfowl dance combo to the face 💪
@@grimecube you should post that
@@grimecube 😂😂😂🦍🦍🦍
i felt this heavy fr i wasn’t feelin the best but half through the vid i caught my self laughing hard asf when that second phase came😭
Afro: “you think your crazy huh”
* Half a second later *
“WHAT THE FU-“
I’m glad he went back to the whips. He can beat it with more practice.
The key not to rage in this is to accept that you will fail and you’re only learning not really fighting to win. Just accept the fact that she will kill you over and over. (Also switch to something that’s not a whip, preferably a faster weapon like a katana.)
Indeed.
Thanks for the entertainment. Long time since I’ve been laughing so much.
16:35 denial and anger
16:57 bargaining
17:05 depression
17:44 acceptance
17:49 meaning
These are the 6 stages of grief.
I'm sorry bro.
Edit: honestly i dont know how many stages of grief there are anymore.
There's 7 stages though
@@QDJW what?
@@datdude2339 there are 7 stages of grief not 6
@@QDJW There are five.
@@QDJW there are 5
From "Malenia? *pffft* I'm him" to "I can't even see straight!" is perfection
You mean MeleeNa. 😆
Bro your reactions are funny as hell! All of us who fought her countless times know this pain haha thank you for this video 😂
"i see. In that altercation. I see a sliver of hope- and it's gone ITS FUCKING GONE" 😂
"Has a boss ever had a cutscene after they died before?"
The amount of denial in his voice was peak.
i would be confused too if after 20+ hours of gameplay a boss suddenly has cutscenes after they die, but especially in souls game..... that is not a good sign at all.
I think Radahn did
@@revlismorningstar825 along with Gwyndolin and the four kings
This video was everything we wanted from this series. That phase two moment
You can hear the stages of grief in his voice
@@tnmyat2 I laughed for a good while because of this one
Dude this was just beautiful...this game makes your have to be perfect and honestly I love and hate it so much...this will probably be the first game I will never beat but I love every minute of it
All you have to do is use the Jaw of the star beast and end of game for Malenia. She is very vulnerable to gravity weapon spells.
"I don't think the Malenia boss fight is gonna be that hard in Elden Ring"
Malenia: Hold my Scarlet Rot, Tarnished
Hold My Arm, Tarnished
Hold my delicate flower, Tarnished…
@@michaelbarnes2126 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hold this L, Tarnished
Hold my Dying Mellicent,Tarnished.
Malenia: I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
Everyone: Afro, you are NOT ready for Malenia.
Afro: Bet.
Also Afro: *uninstalls*
General Rodhan solos
@@marquicebroadwater2607 who
@@addictedgamer7382 yes
He is ready tho, his damage is crazy high and everyone gets 2 shot by her anyways so his health is normal
@@ermahgerd1678 The problem ain't the damage. It's the patience required to dodge her swings and whip her ass. I believe Afro would have a better chance if he used the katanas.
Lol this really just brightened my day. Thank you for this. I really got a good laugh. I needed it ✊🏿
This video is hilarious and cathartic ty!
12:35 “I can’t dodge if I’m dying. That’s my fault” For some reason this line killed me. 😂
Like those TikTok memes of the bad boyfriend or petty girlfriend, like “he looked at the waitress, he should’ve just told us to leave”
Can't you parry that slicing up combo of hers? I saw players parrying it in tiktok on other players but I don't know if it works on the boss
@@kazuyahirako4843 you parry boss but not the sekoir move
@@greenrisingphoenix6110 Thanks for the info.
@@kazuyahirako4843 np
Previously on elden ring.
Massive, Thick, Heavy and far too rough. It was too big to be called a sword. Indeed it was like a heap of raw iron. Afro goes further with this new sidequest helping a young girl on the brink of death and with the help of an odd man he rids the scarlet rot in her body and even gains a new arm thanks to Afro. Continuing on he Hope's to find new places and even more so.
New horrors. With his New Build of sheer strength and rage he fights a Mage Knight who proves to be a bit of a challenge but nothing our hero cant handle. He travels further down Miquella's hailtree. Only to find his friend with the prosthetic arm waiting. Hoping to discover what kind of relationship she has with this Meliena. Hearing humors of how troublesome this foe is Afro relishes the thought but also doesn't think it'll be much of a challenge as the masses say. Will Afro find this mysterious new person? Will he be able to defeat her as easily as he thinks? Will Afro meet.
True horror.
Next time on.
Elden ring the story of afrosenju.....
12:00 Afro: "What's your NAME."
The entire comment section: "Oh she'll tell you, for at least 2 more episodes."
The massive, thick and heavy was kinda sus..... So I continued reading.
Best comment ever😂😂😂
Bro i love you
Thank you for being Afros comment narrator
“The masses” 😂👍
the "oh you think you're crazy huh" then the "WHAT THE" made me laugh so hard
17:20 has to be everyone favorite line out the whole video
“My bleed build is perfect I’ve got to Malenia”
Malenia: if only he knew my kd ratio…
"You think you're crazy huh?"
Malenia teleports behind you: "Nothing personnel kid"
"WHAT!?"
*unsheaths twin katanas
🤣😂🤣 the fear in your voice on the second cut screen.
Now that I remember... Radahn has a cutscene after he dies.