Elden Ring Pro VS Malenia

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  • @whoiskalan
    @whoiskalan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    Afro saying “I can’t even see straight” then running into a wall is killing me😂😂😂

    • @Kam1046
      @Kam1046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ONG

    • @DeerayYoDaddy
      @DeerayYoDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Shit had ME WEAK

    • @MasterCheif2316
      @MasterCheif2316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      10/10 best way to feel rage, through lack of vision

    • @lunarsong1948
      @lunarsong1948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The genuine anger 😭😭😭

    • @TekaLovesArcanine
      @TekaLovesArcanine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I hate to say it but I saw this coming. This boss can and will take years off your life.
      Cause even if you beat her you know in your heart that all you did was survive

  • @Demon0228
    @Demon0228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5411

    This is probably one of the most anticipated videos of the year and it didn’t disappoint.

    • @BobbysWrldd
      @BobbysWrldd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I feel the same but I literally just came here excited lol
      I finished it and all I can say is.. YOOOO!!

    • @Idras74
      @Idras74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect

    • @frostydog1191
      @frostydog1191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here

    • @elrubio4994
      @elrubio4994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BobbysWrldd same

    • @chhunouji
      @chhunouji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The moment sho goes nuclear the sound afro made is priceless.
      Such guilty pleasure. 😅

  • @Scarlet2132
    @Scarlet2132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    This whole series I have been waiting for this episode. It did not disappoint. It exceeded my expectations

    • @ArtofBrian
      @ArtofBrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me2 Enjoyed it!

    • @ianyowpa3352
      @ianyowpa3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same and I can't wait for God skin dou, maliketh, and radagon/eldenbeast

    • @somedummy8010
      @somedummy8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have been waiting for the uninstall 🤣😭 rip another fallen brother

    • @darkreuchiha1842
      @darkreuchiha1842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same bruh, I fucking called it

    • @epicsucker3388
      @epicsucker3388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ianyowpa3352 that would be years later when he reinstalls elden ring LOL
      he gonna put her name right beside nameless kings on his
      most fucked up stuff in his gaming life
      LOL

  • @JustValxntine
    @JustValxntine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    The sheer panic in "did they ever have a cutscene after they die before???" absolutely killed me

  • @larbolarb1625
    @larbolarb1625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8031

    Like a wise commenter once said, “when Afro’s not having fun, I am.”
    This is the one we’ve been waiting for.

  • @khaled15286
    @khaled15286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2871

    And this is why Isshin taught us the most valuable lesson of all
    “Hesitation is defeat”

    • @UNGXDLY2129
      @UNGXDLY2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Facts man. If this boss was in sekiro it wud be an absolute cakewalk

    • @localfriendlycloud7720
      @localfriendlycloud7720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@UNGXDLY2129 true tho

    • @user-ce9fm4bs1i
      @user-ce9fm4bs1i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@UNGXDLY2129 Now imagine isshin in Elden ring lol

    • @PAndreB
      @PAndreB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He doesnt hesitate tho, he need to be more calm, dont panic dodge and take his time to wear her down little by little

    • @bravo5606
      @bravo5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro you are here to

  • @golbez1583
    @golbez1583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    I wanna believe that the reason why Malenia repeats her name and title every time she kills him is b/c Afro kept mispronouncing her name and she didn’t want him to forget 😂.
    Great content as always, man! We believe!!!

    • @RobZombii
      @RobZombii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He definitely won't forget it after this. Put a capitol "M" on that 🤣

    • @MH-ut1rc
      @MH-ut1rc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ong the disrespect was too blatant

    • @UltravioletRay
      @UltravioletRay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's exactly what I was thinking. He won't pronounce her name wrong now xD She's burned it into his memory along with trauma.

    • @beeloblak
      @beeloblak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sodathejunker
      @sodathejunker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and you WILL put some respect on my name when you say it.”

  • @JonnyLikesGames87
    @JonnyLikesGames87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Finally, he’s fighting Melenia.
    **looks at playlist**
    **sees four videos with Melenia in the title**
    Dude, this is gonna be a freakin saga!

    • @eddyo1254
      @eddyo1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I did the same thing! I was so curious about when he would fight her so I scrolled down… and fucking died of laughter because of the 4 videos xD

    • @golik133
      @golik133 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He is now in Hogwarts ArC

    • @fatllama02
      @fatllama02 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@golik133 It's a good game 🤷‍♀️

    • @shannonrobbins59
      @shannonrobbins59 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uhm acktually it’s malenia ☝️🤓

    • @darkcloud5946
      @darkcloud5946 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      999 likes ? Lemmi fix that

  • @starwarsexpert38
    @starwarsexpert38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    17:13
    Melania: “You will witness true horror.”
    “….”
    Afro: “What did you just say to me?”
    The delayed reaction! LMAO

    • @Zero-_-kw
      @Zero-_-kw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yup he was absolutely terrified 🤣

    • @jayzgaming0097
      @jayzgaming0097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ong😂😂😭

  • @Kira_Official_
    @Kira_Official_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    The moment he realized she had a second phase is everything. First time I fought her, I knew immediately that she had one. This is what some of us have been waiting for, and I think all of us aren't disappointed.

    • @turtle4989
      @turtle4989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      My friend fought her over 100 times before getting her to 2nd phase not knowing she had one…let’s just say he wasn’t too happy with me

    • @IkatsuItonori
      @IkatsuItonori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm just waiting for Malekith to be honest. After him nothing ever felt as difficult xD

    • @Fetish_Wap
      @Fetish_Wap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've been waiting all week for this

    • @dadonkas5541
      @dadonkas5541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@IkatsuItonori fr. I faced that man so many times that eventually I got ultra instinct and started walking around his attacks instead of dodging

    • @jjdzmz
      @jjdzmz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best moment ever

  • @brandoyuhasz46
    @brandoyuhasz46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    He went through so many emotion when he first entered the second stage, first was pure joy, then doubt, then to anxiousness, then anger, then begging for the death scene, then denial when the second phase beggings, to more denial, to finally questioning this entire game.

    • @screwst0n85
      @screwst0n85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i went thru all those same emotions. someone told me they struggled on her and i beat first phase like aw man that wasnt as hard as i thot. 2md phase pops up and i left to do other shit

  • @BlueShellshock
    @BlueShellshock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    20:07: "YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE!?"
    Malenia: "That's the idea, yes."

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3609

    “I am Malenia - Blade of Miquela and I have never known defeat.”
    No matter how many times you hear that iconic introduction, it gives you absolute chills.

    • @diabolicluna5744
      @diabolicluna5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Facts, love this boss

    • @GenEric1305
      @GenEric1305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      The opening, yeah.
      Not when you’re forced to listen to it 100+ times when you die...

    • @shenkeey
      @shenkeey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@GenEric1305 Huh, you can skip it

    • @sewerPig
      @sewerPig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      no i turn brain dead after getting killed by her 1000 times

    • @benry1239
      @benry1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I still preffer "Tonight, gehrman joins the hunt..."

  • @henrybach7865
    @henrybach7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    “LETS GO”
    ‘2nd cutscene starts’
    “What is this?”
    It was at this moment that Afro’s fate was sealed

    • @Space_Slug
      @Space_Slug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is why he’s playing Lego Star Wars now instead of finishing elden ring ahaha

    • @budsteppin99
      @budsteppin99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was at this moment he knew... he fucked up 🤣

    • @cyansy
      @cyansy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That “your giving me an item” was full of denial

  • @IssaMerk
    @IssaMerk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    And that “OH LETS GO…..do they normally have cut scenes after they die?” Mans hope went out the window

    • @eddiedelacruz2981
      @eddiedelacruz2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bruhh, iknew it wasn’t ova cause they don’t have cut scenes, it’s just enemy felled.. 🤣🤣

    • @alzara3425
      @alzara3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude suddenly have to fight malenia kyubi

    • @Guy25096
      @Guy25096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eddiedelacruz2981 I mean sometimes radahn Kind of had one and the dark blade dude made me think I was gonna get a phase 3

    • @georgel7195
      @georgel7195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what aboet radans cutscenes after he dies?

    • @shenkeey
      @shenkeey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Went through the denial, anger and bargaining stages of grief

  • @maige01
    @maige01 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    The struggle never fails to put me in tears from laughter even after all this time🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MoXy69YT
      @MoXy69YT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact that there is so many blood on the floor is hillarious to me loll

  • @shadowabyssomega
    @shadowabyssomega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    19:40
    Afro: "oh you weak!!"
    Malenia: I'll give you 20 seconds of hope and then you will know true horror

    • @RealNigga0190
      @RealNigga0190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tbh he forgot his first encournter right quick lol

    • @محمدمحمد-ف5ه5ق
      @محمدمحمد-ف5ه5ق 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      malenia: and I took that personal

    • @NikosMemeJunkyard
      @NikosMemeJunkyard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Elden ring pro” Forgets he can use bloodhound step during waterfoal dance

    • @jayzgaming0097
      @jayzgaming0097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly 20 seconds 🤣

    • @Thememester439
      @Thememester439 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She said "I will give you exactly 2 seconds to apologize."

  • @LazySushii
    @LazySushii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    The fear and anxiety that you can hear in his voice when he beat the first phase and said "Did they ever have a cutscene after they die before?" fucking sent me. Holy shit man these just keep getting better.

    • @UltraEgoMc
      @UltraEgoMc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh it’s not that deep. 😂

    • @samadagwis0361
      @samadagwis0361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@UltraEgoMc He never said it was...

    • @UltraEgoMc
      @UltraEgoMc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samadagwis0361 He’s making it deep for a guy who has a video thumbnail of a stupid looking bear looking at the in game boss. Lmao

    • @samadagwis0361
      @samadagwis0361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@UltraEgoMc He isn't making it deep... He was commenting about what he liked about the video. If you think that's deep you can't be older than 12

    • @UltraEgoMc
      @UltraEgoMc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samadagwis0361 It’s deep for a stranger playing a video game. “The fear and anxiety he felt! You can just hear it!” Dude it’s just a recording of a man playing a video game chill out.
      BTW aren’t we all 12 here? We are watching a stranger playing video games. We couldn’t be adults doing this right?

  • @faintduch6630
    @faintduch6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Seeing Afro completely caught of guard, flabbergasted, blindsided, and honestly bamboozled by Melenia’s first attack was worth it, she’s an anime character at the end of her arc and doesn’t wait for no bullshit, I love it

  • @Jack-lo5me
    @Jack-lo5me ปีที่แล้ว +54

    16:35
    Watch this Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the moment when his heart rips in half.

  • @Kobeii
    @Kobeii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    After a merciless beating from the Malenia, Afro uninstalls the game and goes to touch grass. Will this connection with nature give Afro the confidence he needs to take her on and win or will he have his cheeks spread apart by Malenia's merciless swordplay? Find out next time on AfroSenju: The Elden Ring Chronicles.

  • @Ayudav9
    @Ayudav9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    The pain in thousands of players hearts when they heard her say "Wait."

    • @bionicallyacomputer292
      @bionicallyacomputer292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      FAXX

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      milenia made me take a couple months break after dying 15 times cus i coulden't touch her without getting yeeted into a new dimension came back ready to lose killed her in my 2 tries straight after coming back the pain and joy i felt

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’m surprised more people weren’t expecting a second phase
      I’d heard Malenia was difficult prior to playing but that’s all I knew
      When I fought her and finally got her to second phase I set down the controller for a sec to wipe off the sweat from my hands, then grabbed my controller again and prepared for round two

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@logeyperogi1805 what got to me is in 14 out of the 15 tries before my break i got her second phase to the point one pebble spell or a fist could kill her but i couldne't land the hit

    • @ll-ll5gt
      @ll-ll5gt ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @mai-san5639 no she was not

  • @Nirv2267
    @Nirv2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Afro: "I'm gonna just keep calling her melina"
    Malenia: "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella!"x1000

    • @atlasdasavage1700
      @atlasdasavage1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Malaenia: You gone learn today

    • @josephatkinson6280
      @josephatkinson6280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's Malenia. The name is right there.

    • @Nirv2267
      @Nirv2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephatkinson6280 *whistles as if an edit didnt happen* idk what ur on abt bro

    • @navinsoni806
      @navinsoni806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Made sure he got her name glued right.

    • @josephatkinson6280
      @josephatkinson6280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nirv2267 oh must have been the wind I guess

  • @Lone_wolf144
    @Lone_wolf144 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    20:16 the continuous buttons smashing and that shivering voice. The amount of despair in his voice is immeasurable.

  • @mrsly6986
    @mrsly6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    The video everyone's been anticipating for the past couple of weeks, here we are. This is about to be funny for sure 💀
    "Has a boss ever had a cutscene after they died before?"

    • @areshime2408
      @areshime2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes lots actually take sister friede she has two cutscenes or are you talking about this game

    • @samuelrogers2737
      @samuelrogers2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean radahn had a cutscene to

    • @shahirani4762
      @shahirani4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David Edosomwan Most people fight Radagon after Malenia

    • @ivan-xj7ok
      @ivan-xj7ok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Radahn

    • @impexxable
      @impexxable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shahirani4762 most? Malenia is one of the last few people face. All those videos with his helm on, they had to have beaten him prior.

  • @aboodyabdulqadir5487
    @aboodyabdulqadir5487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I really hope this arc could rival the monke and demon of hatred arcs

    • @devanbrenes791
      @devanbrenes791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ong

    • @14MikeMoss
      @14MikeMoss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      He’s a different man now. Those monkeys forever changed him

    • @thisperson345
      @thisperson345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@14MikeMoss still can't get over when he seen the ape was still alive and brought a friend along with him

    • @thetincanman2363
      @thetincanman2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@14MikeMoss agreed I don't think anything will ever rival that arc it affected him to deep and I don't blame him the ape made me forever hate monkeys

    • @Lord_Touch
      @Lord_Touch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Those monkey was literally the best thing i ever seen him struggle with

  • @6figuresally168
    @6figuresally168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    i’m just laughing my ass off “did they ever have a cutscene when they die before”

    • @alexinthewall5604
      @alexinthewall5604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      afro starts sweating nervously...I'm in danger..

    • @Xxxcho_sinxxX
      @Xxxcho_sinxxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That had me in tears I was like not only at half life

    • @alexinthewall5604
      @alexinthewall5604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Xxxcho_sinxxX That man went through the 5 stages of grief in that cutscene.

    • @liluminati9791
      @liluminati9791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "wait"

    • @zeuskronos2018
      @zeuskronos2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean technically rahdan had a cutscene when he died.

  • @atanasvasilev3228
    @atanasvasilev3228 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I was mad respecting his level of optimism. I was like: yes, that is definitely an optimistic person that can handle life bravely. After his hundred attempt, I concluded that his optimism was bad for his mental health. Never had such realisation before. Thank you dude for unraveling such angle of life. Truly! You are wonderful! 🏆🏆🏆

  • @sleepy1149
    @sleepy1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    I love how at 19:18 he screamed “ITS NOT OVER!?!” Because it had been so long since he even beat the first phase he completely forgot about the second 😂😂😂😂

    • @Espioooo
      @Espioooo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      10:10 Malenia glitched out just to mock Afro

  • @lolersthe4th880
    @lolersthe4th880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Did they ever have a cut scene after they die before?" I felt that desperation on a spiritual level.

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    We gather here today, to mourn the loss, of Afro’s sanity
    May it rest in peace

  • @Zach2795
    @Zach2795 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    My fav for malenia is seeing people fight right after cutscene, realizing she has life steal, and then her water fowl attack. This is why she is my favorite boss/character in the game

    • @enel7647
      @enel7647 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her character is ass she's ignorant

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She’s my favourite because she and Margit are the two bosses that truly humble even the cockiest of players

    • @FatherG420
      @FatherG420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@logeyperogi1805 Margit no Malenia yes

    • @enel7647
      @enel7647 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@logeyperogi1805 radahn is the most humble of them, margit literally insults you for winning not only that he's also an a hole

    • @NLGogeta
      @NLGogeta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FatherG420 Margit definitely humbles newer players who are cocky similar to father gascoine

  • @nuavecmoi
    @nuavecmoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    “Everything was perfect…stars were aligned…then she took everything away from me.” 😂😂 Shit got personal real fast.

    • @Wired4Reality
      @Wired4Reality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is how you get PTSD.

    • @dragonsinofwrath8340
      @dragonsinofwrath8340 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This had me rolling 😂, similar to fighting the valkyries on gmgow

  • @dapizzasnake8462
    @dapizzasnake8462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4909

    16:35 denial and anger
    16:57 bargaining
    17:05 depression
    17:44 acceptance
    17:49 meaning
    These are the 6 stages of grief.
    I'm sorry bro.
    Edit: honestly i dont know how many stages of grief there are anymore.

    • @QDJW
      @QDJW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      There's 7 stages though

    • @datdude2339
      @datdude2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@QDJW what?

    • @QDJW
      @QDJW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@datdude2339 there are 7 stages of grief not 6

    • @ATrueSonOfSparda
      @ATrueSonOfSparda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@QDJW There are five.

    • @I.see.you...
      @I.see.you... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@QDJW there are 5

  • @miracleofsound
    @miracleofsound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    Looks like Guardian Ape has a challenger for your most hated boss ever 😂

    • @vunknownvictory
      @vunknownvictory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah...

    • @haydenandersen9937
      @haydenandersen9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Holy shit I love ur music dude

    • @Xero488
      @Xero488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or nameless king

    • @Struggler_5
      @Struggler_5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Miracle of sound here?? Let me take this opportunity to say that the music you make is fucking awesome dude! Somehow every song you release is a certified banger! Thats real talent. I love all your songs and among them valhalla calling (all versions) and embers rise have gotta be my favorite. Cant wait for the elden ring song!

    • @LetralXIV
      @LetralXIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think GA has been surpassed, honestly. Lolol

  • @a_betancourth
    @a_betancourth ปีที่แล้ว +52

    14:00 bro abandoned his believe system in 10 seconds HAHHAHAHA
    This video is awesome

  • @wztan886
    @wztan886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    the best part is that his build is literally everything you need to make this fight as easy as it gets - bleed + frostbite, bloodhound step, and the flies on top of all that

    • @granthamlin8126
      @granthamlin8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yeah... I doubt any of that is coincidence.

    • @javygld592
      @javygld592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just use Black Knife Tiech and you pretty much no diff any boss

    • @CubeSpot
      @CubeSpot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      all he really need is rivers of blood and mimic tear

    • @user-pk4tl2fk3n
      @user-pk4tl2fk3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah weapon arts make thia fight pretty easy

    • @PhantomEmperor
      @PhantomEmperor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He might as well use black knife or mimic and get rob from his friend again cause there’s no reason someone should struggle on her while overleveled with this much cheese I’m on ng6 r and first play through I beat her with 12 deaths with a shield and greatsword. If I had this build I’d have obliterated her less than 5 deaths, I’m sure Afro will kill her eventually though

  • @khonsux5240
    @khonsux5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Afro: “Give me the death screen already, were done!”
    Malenia: “Wait.”
    That timing and everything about this video made my day.
    Man I was depressed as hell and needed a laugh.
    Thank you Afro. I sincerely hope you beat her soon.

    • @grimecube
      @grimecube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Guardian Ape be like "Have I taught you NOTHING?"

    • @TheRuiPires
      @TheRuiPires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strength to you brother. May your depression face Malania and eat a waterfowl dance combo to the face 💪

    • @royalace7020
      @royalace7020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimecube you should post that

    • @honchochaposrt7919
      @honchochaposrt7919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimecube 😂😂😂🦍🦍🦍

    • @cprisykrypi9593
      @cprisykrypi9593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i felt this heavy fr i wasn’t feelin the best but half through the vid i caught my self laughing hard asf when that second phase came😭

  • @thegreiwolph
    @thegreiwolph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    This video was everything we wanted from this series. That phase two moment

    • @tnmyat2
      @tnmyat2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can hear the stages of grief in his voice

    • @thegreiwolph
      @thegreiwolph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tnmyat2 I laughed for a good while because of this one

  • @yoboiricky3954
    @yoboiricky3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hit her out of the air “ I see a sliver of hope “ gets grabbed “ and now it’s gone “ had me weak 🤣🤣

  • @srslyk2318
    @srslyk2318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Afro on stream : “I’m gonna body Melina”
    Malenia: “I am Malenia blade of Miquella”

    • @alzara3425
      @alzara3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah definitely he meant the wrong person😂

  • @josemercado1223
    @josemercado1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Everyone I've seen approach Malenia just had sky high confidence, and watching it devolve into madness is way too satisfying

    • @TheRandomMuffinMan
      @TheRandomMuffinMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's pretty easy though in my book. Not joking on that either. I just stun locked her with Swarm of Flies and bullied her into a corner and just dodged whenever she got free. It's weird how I beat her 4 in tries but was stuck on Elden Beast/ Radagon for a while.

    • @steviewonder0850
      @steviewonder0850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@TheRandomMuffinMan If you used summons doesn't count

    • @SparkOfUnity
      @SparkOfUnity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@steviewonder0850 if the boss is beaten, it counts🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CRAgamer
      @CRAgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@steviewonder0850 gonna cry about it?

    • @blackvalio4060
      @blackvalio4060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She took me 9 tries

  • @EE-ro4nz
    @EE-ro4nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    "I don't think the Malenia boss fight is gonna be that hard in Elden Ring"
    *ONE DAY LATER* Malenia isn't fun. Elden Ring isn't fun. I'm good

    • @bryann_7197
      @bryann_7197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She gave me a good fucking at level 120 shes I finally beat her but Only because my mimic tear . Im a disgrace 😭

    • @jacobg9651
      @jacobg9651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@bryann_7197 not really. Play the game however you want. Spirit summons are in the game for a reason. NG+ Is in the game for a reason. Don’t let people gatekeep you from having fun

    • @bryann_7197
      @bryann_7197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jacobg9651 well I finished the game w no mimic tear or summonsshe was the only boss I couldn't do it with I don't think it's possible 😭😂

    • @keece64
      @keece64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bryann_7197 only way I did it was with my strength build I put bloodhound step on guts sword dodged jump attack stagger it took forever though had to be real patient

    • @jeffreyprice9790
      @jeffreyprice9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hardest boss ever she is a real ball buster

  • @RAGWT
    @RAGWT ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Lmfaooo that ghost was fighting for its life 😂 15:20

  • @omega1445
    @omega1445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Afro: "I got this"
    Malenia: "waterbreathing 12th form, fuck you"

    • @Gyswandir
      @Gyswandir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Loved the reference to Demon Slayer and that the 12th form has been finally revealed. LMAO

    • @mastadon1154
      @mastadon1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Afro: "I got this"
      Malenia: "La Muerte!"

    • @omega1445
      @omega1445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gyswandir Yea, i thought i'd make it cannon instead of mucking the lore.

    • @PrakashaTheTree
      @PrakashaTheTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Malenia: waterbreathing 13th form, bullshit for thee

    • @omega1445
      @omega1445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PrakashaTheTree gooood, gooood my new apprentice. Use your brain power and your jouney to the funny side will be complete.

  • @GreaseCrease
    @GreaseCrease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    In case anyone is actually wondering, the way to dodge waterfowl dance is to run away for the first flurry, dodge toward her for the second, then stand still for the third. Works every time

    • @michaelhuang7007
      @michaelhuang7007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Exactly what I was going to say - it has weird tracking but since most people just try to run away, they don’t notice.

    • @shreyashrai7372
      @shreyashrai7372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Well there are a lot of situations where you simply can't run away. Especially if you are using heavy collosal weapons. Imo the startup time needs to be increased to account for heavier builds otherwise you have to play very slow and keep waiting for her to jump up.

    • @HiddenWen
      @HiddenWen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you so much for saving me so much time. I just could not figure out this damn move.

    • @r17v1
      @r17v1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shreyashrai7372 you can dodge it point blank
      th-cam.com/video/YiRZED7AJAs/w-d-xo.html

    • @munchman1324nj
      @munchman1324nj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shreyashrai7372 I think they've accounted for it, which is exactly why it's so brutal. You're not able to stand and trade with her.

  • @Hammer56Time
    @Hammer56Time 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    No boss in history has ever made me feel as terrified as when Malenia floated into the air and said "You will witness true horror. Now, rot." Told me two things, there is a 2ND FUCKING PHASE and she inflicts rot now, all I could think about is what I have done to deserve this.

    • @heimyy1192
      @heimyy1192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂

    • @imak6450
      @imak6450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Isshin pulling out a glock in a game with only swords was just as scary in my opinion, "Hesitation is defeat" still haunts me to this day

    • @Izthefaithful
      @Izthefaithful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true lol

    • @rushy4805
      @rushy4805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For me, nothing beats Orphan of Kos at the end of Bloodborne's DLC. fuck that boss

    • @highoncoffee5
      @highoncoffee5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The devs new what they were doing with that “you will witness true horror shit” lol

  • @vanir5346
    @vanir5346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    There is nothing more blissful than when you finally defeat a boss and don’t see “enemy felled” but a cutscene.

    • @seemaanees3211
      @seemaanees3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ("Demigod Felled")

    • @orenges7034
      @orenges7034 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Shinobi Execution
      Guardian Ape: Indeed someone will be executed

  • @anmolthapa8932
    @anmolthapa8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "Is there ever a cutscene before a boss died?" this killed me

    • @Kwagi
      @Kwagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it was like emediately after he celebrate he started to question if hes killed the boss LOL

    • @psychophilosopher3674
      @psychophilosopher3674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminded me of when he fought the abyss watchers. I think that fight scarred him

    • @TheRandomMuffinMan
      @TheRandomMuffinMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a big laugh when he started celebrating and then started to cope, trying to hope that it was over.

    • @greedisbad9890
      @greedisbad9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean Radhan have one

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    17:47 that delete contemplation took me ALL the way out!! 🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @MitchJustChill
    @MitchJustChill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Previously on elden ring.
    Massive, Thick, Heavy and far too rough. It was too big to be called a sword. Indeed it was like a heap of raw iron. Afro goes further with this new sidequest helping a young girl on the brink of death and with the help of an odd man he rids the scarlet rot in her body and even gains a new arm thanks to Afro. Continuing on he Hope's to find new places and even more so.
    New horrors. With his New Build of sheer strength and rage he fights a Mage Knight who proves to be a bit of a challenge but nothing our hero cant handle. He travels further down Miquella's hailtree. Only to find his friend with the prosthetic arm waiting. Hoping to discover what kind of relationship she has with this Meliena. Hearing humors of how troublesome this foe is Afro relishes the thought but also doesn't think it'll be much of a challenge as the masses say. Will Afro find this mysterious new person? Will he be able to defeat her as easily as he thinks? Will Afro meet.
    True horror.
    Next time on.
    Elden ring the story of afrosenju.....
    12:00 Afro: "What's your NAME."
    The entire comment section: "Oh she'll tell you, for at least 2 more episodes."

    • @madmananimax854
      @madmananimax854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The massive, thick and heavy was kinda sus..... So I continued reading.

    • @Andrew_-nr7zt
      @Andrew_-nr7zt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best comment ever😂😂😂

    • @zanalsade3699
      @zanalsade3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro i love you

    • @joes7256
      @joes7256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you for being Afros comment narrator

    • @santiagofernandez9990
      @santiagofernandez9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “The masses” 😂👍

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Malenia: So you are the one who slaughtered all those merchants?
    Afro: Yeah, what about it?
    Malenia: You asked one of them to tell you what death felt like…prepare to learn

    • @Teebz47
      @Teebz47 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Dont forget the turtle😂

    • @orenges7034
      @orenges7034 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Teebz47 Seereax put a hit on Afro lmao

    • @gemain609
      @gemain609 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I usually pity Afro when he gets stuck on a boss. Not this time, nope, this was so cathartic to watch after he killed the merchants and Kale

  • @berk6413
    @berk6413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This is when Afro receives the karma for massacring all of those innocent merchants.
    I am Malenia, blade of Miquella…

    • @aaronramos9709
      @aaronramos9709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesss hahahahah

    • @Darkcoffeecigarettes
      @Darkcoffeecigarettes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Where’s the people who were confident that he was gonna beat her in 2 tries lol

    • @fittestostrich1294
      @fittestostrich1294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rot, Tarnished

    • @strangegentchristian9783
      @strangegentchristian9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They have now been avenged

    • @xlaZuRelx
      @xlaZuRelx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hate to be the one to tell you, but the merchants aint innocent at all.

  • @hearmeout172
    @hearmeout172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Afro is literally just living example of: Joy to Confused to wtf to rage

    • @metalona1216
      @metalona1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Living example of a manchild

  • @danielbrowning3715
    @danielbrowning3715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I feel so bad for afro knowing Im so close to this pain, but man did this live up to everything we thought it did 🤣🤣🤣

  • @v-Lex-v
    @v-Lex-v 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Years and i still cant get over this 😂
    "You think your crazy hu- OH
    OH WHAT THE FU-"

  • @Mathenaut
    @Mathenaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    4:00
    For those wondering, Gowry suggests that the entire plot with the needle was meant to gestate the rot inside of Millicent's body until she 'blooms', suggesting that she was some sort of walking rot nuke (ala what Malenia did to Caelid or somesuch). Somehow, she discovered this and decided to nope out in the end. There was no saving her, that game was rigged from the start.
    Edit:
    Another part of what makes Malenia so difficult is that she doesn't actually have a consistent pattern. Her moveset alters slightly when you're attacking her - this is part of why parry gods can absolutely demolish her as they do.
    For waterfoul dance, you have to roll-dodge INTO the second flurry. The first one, you need to just be out of range, and bhs can help with that.
    Lastly, as noted at 15:00, a well timed ranged attack can knock her out of waterfoul stance. If you use some of the stronger pots (pref freezing) at the right time, you can shut it down entirely if your timing is tight.

    • @luckyrice672
      @luckyrice672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      thanks for the explanation on Millicent, but don’t help him. He deserves to suffer for all the lives of the merchants he took

    • @dredgewalker
      @dredgewalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There are actually weapons that knock her out in the aur while she's attemoting the waterfowl dance like the skill of the rivers of blood sword. Actually found her easy with that weapon.

    • @Eclipze45
      @Eclipze45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dredgewalker plus 10 mimic and I’m lvl 186 with a strength and Dex and Vig build and endurance lol and we used a plus 10 rivers of blood and beat her within maybe 10 mins

    • @kamikazekiwi1313
      @kamikazekiwi1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Eclipze45 at level 186 with mimix the entire games a cake walk bro i hope you werent surprised u beat her or something

    • @Eclipze45
      @Eclipze45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kamikazekiwi1313 yeah after like 15 tries cause she kept doing tht one move with tons of spins :(

  • @adeer7068
    @adeer7068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    LMAOooooo
    Afro: “Give me the death screen”
    Malenia “Wait”
    Afro: “FUCK!”
    😭😂😂😂

  • @lso-jamaal4926
    @lso-jamaal4926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    We gotta save this man's playthrough we can't let it end here just to wait another 3-5 years for a return not when he's only a hand full of bosses off from it ending

  • @somesay2648
    @somesay2648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    coming back here before he vs dlc radahn 😭

    • @mannytprimeministerofthemanate
      @mannytprimeministerofthemanate 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude I’m here still waiting for the Rahdan arc to finish. There’s a shit ton of filler but it good so far.

    • @mustang2918
      @mustang2918 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol a boss has real hands and Afro suddenly becomes his own greatest enemy.

  • @f25mart
    @f25mart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    “WHY TF DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT!?!? DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE!?!”
    Miyazaki: “……si”

    • @alexbrooks231
      @alexbrooks231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you expect me to talk Miyasaki. Miyazaki: No I expect you to die

  • @dearikj90
    @dearikj90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Malenia: I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
    Everyone: Afro, you are NOT ready for Malenia.
    Afro: Bet.
    Also Afro: *uninstalls*

    • @marquicebroadwater2607
      @marquicebroadwater2607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      General Rodhan solos

    • @addictedgamer7382
      @addictedgamer7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marquicebroadwater2607 who

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addictedgamer7382 yes

    • @ermahgerd1678
      @ermahgerd1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is ready tho, his damage is crazy high and everyone gets 2 shot by her anyways so his health is normal

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ermahgerd1678 The problem ain't the damage. It's the patience required to dodge her swings and whip her ass. I believe Afro would have a better chance if he used the katanas.

  • @AtrumDelorox
    @AtrumDelorox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    19:17
    Has actually forgot there was a second phase 😂🤣
    After watching this 4 times, some of these moments just never get old.

    • @bruhhmomentumm
      @bruhhmomentumm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didnt even notice that lmaoooo. Good catch!

  • @51.gowthamraj11
    @51.gowthamraj11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Here to see afro win against malenia ,after what radhan did to him in dlc

    • @NateTheGreatNDT
      @NateTheGreatNDT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not even did past tense, he’s just actively destroying this man’s mental health

  • @tyjutsu2569
    @tyjutsu2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Malenia: I have never known defeat
    Afro: oh you think you’re crazy
    Malenia: dashes
    Afro: WHAT THE‼️‼️😰

  • @ourbeautifulfantasia001
    @ourbeautifulfantasia001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “My bleed build is perfect I’ve got to Malenia”
    Malenia: if only he knew my kd ratio…

  • @chriss.249
    @chriss.249 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:12
    The lil "gak" Sound i heard the tarnished make when that blade went through☠

  • @nathanielesposito3756
    @nathanielesposito3756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    12:35 “I can’t dodge if I’m dying. That’s my fault” For some reason this line killed me. 😂

    • @blazeknight2629
      @blazeknight2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like those TikTok memes of the bad boyfriend or petty girlfriend, like “he looked at the waitress, he should’ve just told us to leave”

    • @kazuyahirako4843
      @kazuyahirako4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't you parry that slicing up combo of hers? I saw players parrying it in tiktok on other players but I don't know if it works on the boss

    • @greenrisingphoenix6110
      @greenrisingphoenix6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kazuyahirako4843 you parry boss but not the sekoir move

    • @kazuyahirako4843
      @kazuyahirako4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenrisingphoenix6110 Thanks for the info.

    • @greenrisingphoenix6110
      @greenrisingphoenix6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kazuyahirako4843 np

  • @platzung3629
    @platzung3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    19:58
    "WHY TF DID YOU HAVE THAT AGAIN"
    i swear afro killing us with this shit 😂😂

    • @onesime.t
      @onesime.t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey aint even realise she does scarlet rot two now😂

  • @jsuperhalo1
    @jsuperhalo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Has a boss ever had a cutscene after they died before?"
    The amount of denial in his voice was peak.

    • @Succubus_L0li
      @Succubus_L0li 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would be confused too if after 20+ hours of gameplay a boss suddenly has cutscenes after they die, but especially in souls game..... that is not a good sign at all.

    • @revlismorningstar825
      @revlismorningstar825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Radahn did

    • @quilava1138
      @quilava1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@revlismorningstar825 along with Gwyndolin and the four kings

  • @krystal128
    @krystal128 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    **Malenia unleashes scarlet bloom**
    Afrosenju: you're giving me an item?

  • @samfisk4848
    @samfisk4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    7:59 The moment when fear entered into Afro’s heart.

  • @nobodyknows8616
    @nobodyknows8616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    19:58 the way he says “no” with extreme fear because the ptsd kicks in of the move he hates the most 🤣🤣

  • @otakugains
    @otakugains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Remember 3 videos ago when afro said "i have about 6 videos left before i beat the game"? I think we got a while

    • @daywalker0082
      @daywalker0082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Remember when he said he won't delete the game again, I knew this was coming lmfao!

    • @wollins7244
      @wollins7244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he said that he didn’t think Malenia would give him any issues lmaooo

    • @Kamina1
      @Kamina1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have to defeat Melania to beat the game by guy. She's an optional boss. He'll beat the game in 3 days no problem. An come back to Melania after the fact

    • @EggtasticTaco
      @EggtasticTaco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's gonna be real mad at Maliketh

    • @otakugains
      @otakugains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kamina1 true but when he made the statement he was meaning there would be no more than 6 more videos of elding ring, and we can all see we probably have a lot more than that coming lol which is good 🙏🙏

  • @spencerstrunk6819
    @spencerstrunk6819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I personally thought the blasphemous blade was amazing against her in both phases the first one gets staggered very easily with it and the takers flames can reach her when she does the scarlet bloom attack

  • @Rashimotosan
    @Rashimotosan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    I knew Malenia would break him and he'd uninstall on this one lol. Glad he ended up ditching the Guts build tho cuz that would have started off as a complete catastrophe lol we might not see a video for a few days. He may also need to grab a few items in that area, at the very least the Dragoncrest greatshield talisman, which halves the physical damage she does (still massive tho lol). That actually might do it considering he used no summons and is so so close. Impressive gameplay.

    • @thegreenmed
      @thegreenmed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s what I beat her with no summons took me around 7hrs but that I got the job done

    • @Rashimotosan
      @Rashimotosan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@thegreenmed cool but personally I don't got 7 hrs to spare to be spending on one boss so I'm cheesing whatever/whenever I can lol

    • @thegreenmed
      @thegreenmed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Rashimotosan understandable. as long as you have fun. Is what I tell my self lmao I later went back Nd rocked her shit with the mimic lmao

    • @mecki9532
      @mecki9532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Juan beat her with the royal great sword, was on the easier side in around 2hrs or so bc she’s easy to stagger. Although I feel like how she is rn is perfectly fine, balancing the boss you can get a statue for and basically being the hardest boss in the game that’s never been defeated would be a slap in the face for Melenia. Did it to Radahn and he ended up being a joke compared to prior.

    • @Shadowgod1633
      @Shadowgod1633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly thought that I would have to change builds by what everyone told me about this boss (I dual wield the guts swords) but after a while I finally killed her. No summons or dragon talisman. Just two swords and a dream

  • @archdiangelo7930
    @archdiangelo7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    Afro: "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO- DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!?"
    Literally every enemy, boss, and most NPCs in the entire game, the intro narrator, every incarnation of Patches, and Miyazaki himself leaning in from on high: "Yes"
    Alexander in the distance: "I don't!" :D

    • @zeusretirement2908
      @zeusretirement2908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He wants

    • @lellamadaw1721
      @lellamadaw1721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spoilers:
      Alexander challenges you at farum azula

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot to mention the ledges and gravity.

    • @Blessom
      @Blessom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20:01 is the time stamp

    • @merfyn4838
      @merfyn4838 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexander is our pal.

  • @visiblyconcerned7626
    @visiblyconcerned7626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I've never seen someone fall in despair as vividly as Afro realizing there's a Phase 2
    Also, Gael's theme as Malenia's intro was a really nice touch, like if there's a baton pass on who can fuck the player harder

    • @kwerty4046
      @kwerty4046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah yall tripping if you even wanna put Gael remotely on the same level as Malenia difficulty wise lmao

    • @lewispooper3138
      @lewispooper3138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gael was an awesome balanced fight with perfect gameplay
      One is a cheap trash boss that proves fromsoft is losing their skill

    • @valentine4966
      @valentine4966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lewispooper3138 someone's upset...

    • @fghfdgfdg6022
      @fghfdgfdg6022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lewispooper3138 malenia a fire boss. Wouldn’t mind if waterfowl was telegraphed for a second longer, but she’s perfect aside from that.

    • @ameshizen381
      @ameshizen381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Pierce the HEAVENS! soloing her is hard af. And if you watched videos beforehand stfu. I fought and beat this boss before there was even guides on YT and NO ONE knew how to dodge waterfowl. Legit watched mauler livestream his attempt lmao

  • @Brown_Guacamole
    @Brown_Guacamole ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.

  • @wildbard4112
    @wildbard4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "You think you're crazy huh?"
    Malenia teleports behind you: "Nothing personnel kid"
    "WHAT!?"

  • @neobangpegasus
    @neobangpegasus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    His rage at 20:15 I think accurately describes the experience of anyone who’s ever tried a souls game LMAO

  • @kubz2587
    @kubz2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    The intro to this video is borderline phenomenal, Melania’s dialogue accompanied by “For the Dark Soul” and the visuals….a true masterpiece

    • @SuddenlySlanted
      @SuddenlySlanted ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was exactly what I was looking for. I could NOT find this song on TH-cam so thank you for the name

    • @khaled-334
      @khaled-334 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@SuddenlySlantedbro give me the name for the intro

    • @SuddenlySlanted
      @SuddenlySlanted 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @khaled-334 it's in the original comment in quotes...it's called "For the dark soul"

  • @beniron5807
    @beniron5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I felt this frustration. I used heavy weapons, no summon. That did not go over well with Maleina lol. Had to upgrade that coded blade so I could get enough swings in between her attacks. The waterfowl dance has 3 homing attacks. If you deselect her when she starts to float and wind up the attack and run in little circles below her, you can confuse the tracker and the first dance will miss, generally want to roll through her second dance, and the third you can usually roll away (avoid getting too close to walls). Safety is usually in the dance not at the edges of her swings were the damage is hitting you from. OR you can just chuck an Ice Pot at her and it staggers her out of the entire move.

    • @JustAS1nk
      @JustAS1nk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit I just got elden ring on Sunday and I’m now at melania this is my first time being stuck for more than 2-3 hours I’m a lvl 112 Dex build I’ve been getting her consistently to phase 2, does the Ice potion trick work for her shadow clone move and her water fowl with the scarlet rot in 2nd phase?

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heavy Weapons are one of the best ways to beat her ironically. but you need a LOT of stamina, and good stamina management to keep the pressure on. she staggers easily and posture breaks decently well when you use heavy weapons, and you can deal a LOT of damage quickly with them.

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JustAS1nk don't rely on that trick, it can only work trice and you don't know what her status buildup is because it recovers. Just learn the moveset and aggressively look for all the openings.

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeehero7280 you can get more reliable if you only settle for one attack each opening and just expect waterfowl or phantoms to come out whenever.

  • @randyanderson6923
    @randyanderson6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "I don't think the Malenia boss fight is gonna be that hard in Elden Ring"
    Malenia: Hold my Scarlet Rot, Tarnished

    • @tweeekking
      @tweeekking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hold My Arm, Tarnished

    • @michaelbarnes2126
      @michaelbarnes2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hold my delicate flower, Tarnished…

    • @usernamed0189
      @usernamed0189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelbarnes2126 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Yoyozlitt20
      @Yoyozlitt20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hold this L, Tarnished

    • @Visionate.
      @Visionate. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my Dying Mellicent,Tarnished.

  • @alexisguillen8400
    @alexisguillen8400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    19:56 I must've seen this moment a dozen times by now, the delivery is impeccable.

  • @Live9011
    @Live9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    6:42 “You think you Crazy huh?”
    Malenia: *Dashes in*
    Afro: *Fear*

    • @Mizzyxmiz
      @Mizzyxmiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for typing this underrated and unnoticed comment.

  • @TheWalt19
    @TheWalt19 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro I am dying laughing 🤣😂😂😂😂I love the rage videos better than a plain playthrough. It’s what makes his channel different

  • @SideXI
    @SideXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    From "Malenia? *pffft* I'm him" to "I can't even see straight!" is perfection

    • @Asriel_Cypher
      @Asriel_Cypher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean MeleeNa. 😆

  • @jellyfilledgiraffe3971
    @jellyfilledgiraffe3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    You'd think after fighting Margit he would learn that dodging away from a boss is usually a death sentence

    • @annuelpuns
      @annuelpuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty sure dodging into the waterfowl dance is suicide

    • @LarryNoir
      @LarryNoir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@annuelpuns not exactly. I think best practice is to stand still and dodge into her on the second flurry. She tracks where you’re standing so if you time it right you i frame through it as she goes past you.

    • @jellyfilledgiraffe3971
      @jellyfilledgiraffe3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@annuelpuns You dodge into it after the 3rd attack (the one with the delay)

    • @Blanqsin
      @Blanqsin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@annuelpuns you're actually meant to dodge into waterfowl to dodge it lol

    • @Ladiesman-wi2tm
      @Ladiesman-wi2tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@annuelpuns You run away for the first 2 sequences and dodge towards her at the 3rd move

  • @bm-ye1jj
    @bm-ye1jj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    When she does the flurry attack dodge into it instead of dodging away. Someone on Reddit said this and it helped me a lot, I can avoid the attacks without bloodhound step very consistently now and it felt impossible before I knew this

    • @danielbob4310
      @danielbob4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excellent strategy. I figured it out and it helped me a lot

    • @phemelomakwela8057
      @phemelomakwela8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BLOODBORNE LOGIC

    • @rhett6946
      @rhett6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You run away during her wind up and avoid the initial two flurries that way the 3rd flurry you dodge into her and then back away again.

    • @malikeththeblackblade2940
      @malikeththeblackblade2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can easily dodge the second one with rolling.

    • @cre8tion454
      @cre8tion454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let him suffer for our enjoyment

  • @EdTheDragonSlayer
    @EdTheDragonSlayer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    7:25 "So this is the kinda day im bout to have"
    Little that he knew...

  • @FoxOwlLilithia
    @FoxOwlLilithia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "You will witness true Horror"
    Afro: so terrified he asks "What did she just say?!?!"

  • @illuminatedtoxic42
    @illuminatedtoxic42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hearing him say if there was a cutscene for any of the bosses deaths made me realize how much pain he was going to go through.

  • @laurentlegault7780
    @laurentlegault7780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I loved how he refused to believe that there was a second phase haha 😂

    • @davidrajaruzicka5546
      @davidrajaruzicka5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was begging for there to be no second phase, but I deep down knew it was coming.

  • @samx23
    @samx23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i come back to watch this once again and it is worth it , malenia+afro makes for great entertainment

  • @Trademarked26
    @Trademarked26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "I feel inferior."
    You will, Afro.
    You will.

  • @NateStewie
    @NateStewie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lmao this has to be the funniest video I’ve seen of someone going into this boss blind. Just watching him go in all confident and then slowly processing what was happening was gold 😂

  • @GalaxiaKnightX
    @GalaxiaKnightX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Truly this was a wonderful video to see. Just having Malenia defeating him over and over again. I've felt the same..but I kept on fighting till I beaten her. It was a honor to fight such a magnificent boss.

  • @rogue2shadow
    @rogue2shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The moment when every player realizes there's a phase 2. No Elden Ring player will ever. forget. this. moment.
    Eye Dilation - check haha.
    I'm only on NG+3 atm but it feels like the more interactions with her, the more calculated you get but that Waterfowl Dance is straight fuckery no matter how many times I've seen it.

  • @WynnUnlimted
    @WynnUnlimted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    To counter the Waterfowl Dance, when Melania begins you have to run away from the first two aoe bursts and then dodge FORWARD through the third and run foward to avoid the fourth and final aoe burst.

    • @revlismorningstar825
      @revlismorningstar825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the simpler solution for me was just bloodhound step, it worked wonders for me. But yeah I noticed Afro was using it and still getting killed, but that's his fault he was just panicking dodging instead of reacting accordingly.

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@revlismorningstar825
      Well it's not technically a very fair move to begin with. I usually think every boss in dark souls and Eldon Ring are built to a technical degree with no unfairness but I feel like that attack is just pure b*******. On top of mass damage and a very few s to take advantage of, she also heals. It's just too much.

    • @naknampucha5236
      @naknampucha5236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@nawab256 Well, she's broken and that's why she's optional. It's not that she's that important on the main story line on finishing the game. She's the type of boss that people only go to if they wanted to test the limit of their skills cause you literally can't beat her unless you master your timings and skills into perfection.

    • @justinternetboredomidk650
      @justinternetboredomidk650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@naknampucha5236 afro was shown to be able to burst her hp down with blead and frost whip and bleed spells he brought second phase to 65 percent in less then 20 secs. Also is she optional? Shes a ringbearer so y?

    • @I-MoonLight-l
      @I-MoonLight-l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naknampucha5236 Dont you meed to defeat her in order for melina to lit the erdtree on fire?