Elden Ring but I'm so down bad
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 พ.ค. 2022
- Rematch me, Malenia. Winner has to kiss the loser
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Finishing touches by me
Hello there
This is a role playing game, the role I’m playing is the victim
hey man I know that this is an old video, but Im new to Elden ring and I'm curious where you got that greatsword you used in the fight with the avatar and borealis. I've seen it in other videos but I have no clue what its name is so I can't google it.
@@stormcloud5491 its called the claymore, its found in castle morne, to the right of the giant pile of bodies when you enter.
@@remyk6965 what armour do you use
"you're gonna know defeat in about 50 tries"
this is the most accurate way to threaten a Fromsoft boss
"How long did you last on your first time with Malenia"
melainia: i have never known defeat
???: pffft
melainia: what was that, punk?
the soldier of god,rick: amateurs
However, sometimes death comes by wiping your existence from my library. The one game I will skip sekiro! Love elden ring 🧌
@@TK-7193 I fkin luv u
@@philipphogerl140 Be careful how you word that sentence
To be fair, I would probably only last 10 seconds with Malenia too
In a fight right?
😏
@@loganho4286 😐
You mean in a fight right bro???
@@jcm-x2407 🤨🗿
Something every single elden ring player has said before
"Oh my god it's a revenant"
Thats the only enemy I fear in the game, I hate those things from the bottom of my heart.
Hardest boss in the game is this bullshit enemy. I don't want to have to go faith just so I can cheese those bastards with heal.
@@jaredbowman7764 Their not bad so long as you have a shield, but frankly I just start hacking on the back of Torrent.
@@TheNapster153 mate a shield won’t do anything they ruin stamina
Me not knowing what it's called:
"This FUCK"
“I am Melenia, blade of Miquella.”
And I? I am hard.
that second phase....mmmmmmmmmmmm absolutely THROBBING
I want her to step on me.
So we are all of us the same
@@thedoomslayer5863 down horrendous
The ROTUSSY
I am starved for more zanny content, even tho he uploads weekly
same even if i do hate elden ring
agreed🤣🤣
@@idiamondz1487 may I ask why?
@@shocktrooperstudios659 because i was following its development for a long time to have it end up as dark souls 4 and i hate souls games
Bro same
Elden Bling:
Ronin Helmet
Hoslow chestpiece
Land of Reeds gauntlets
Depraved prefumer leggings
Eleonora's poleblade and godskin twinblade
Imma go try this
🤓
Thanks for the drip.
My man even specified the weapon as essential to his drip
Do you know the armor zanny was wearing especially the chest piece
"Everyone in a Marvel Movie is the comic relief" just like real life.
This thumbnail has me just in awe. Look at the way she looks at him in the thumbnail. Its so kind and tender, contrasting with the way she'll absolute dominate the other. Yet that smile, its just so calming. You can't help but feel peace looking at her, hoping you can get a front view so you can feel the warm embracing smile for yourself. You feel almost jealous of the man whos about to get absolutely shredded, for in his last moments, he feels a tender warmth.
There is also clear control in her posture. She leans towards him, grabbing him too. It's almost like she's lifting the man up. The way the man is too shy about all of this, leaning back and trying to push her away, as if he's not comfortable with the idea of being shredded to pieces. It's all so elegantly made to show that, despite the fact that the man is elevated higher than Malenia, Blade of Miquella, in the thumbnail, the posture alone tells you who is the one in control.
Also the fact that the head is just slightly tilted, it makes it seem as if she's going in for a hug, or a kiss. It just brings such tender and warm feelings whenever I look at this thumbnail. Despite the fact that she'll chop him up like a goat in a butcher shop, I can't help but feel envy for the man being held, since he can spend his last moments knowing true embrace.
I'm so down bad.
A picture is worth a thousand words
What the fuck
😳
Dear lord touch some grass
Why did I read this?
"I switched up weapons and got my ass kicked worse...", the story of my Elden Ring adventure!
8:15
It's undodgeable untill your an hour into getting one shot by it and have so much rage in your blood you simply don't get hit
“If you’re having one-shot problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but vigor ain’t one”
-I forgot his name
-Sun Tzu
@@Broadcast13-9 *Zoo
@@Broadcast13-9 Originally Jay Z
Really appreciate IamFaided's editing on this one.
Does anyone else find the thumbnail just so dang cute? Lol
"Mmmm... you're a cute one, for a Tarnished."
"O-oh? Thank y--"
*SCARLET ROT*
That is what being pure maidenless like...😂
Im so glad there is extra zanny content
1:15 I know you pain man; I fought the Putrid Avatar, and it did the jump attack 3 times in a row and then the magic tracking dart attack over 4 times in a row. It wasn't even a hard fight for me but those two attacks made it so much more difficult.
i mean it isn't too hard with a horse and i thought the tree avatar bosses were all meant to be fought with a horse i guess i was wrong
On foot when he does the tracking darts run right, like no dodges, just sprint either left or right til he's done and you won't get touched
@@ghostyboi9819 You were right. I just hopped on my horse and threw black flame. Putrid Avatars take double fire damage and it does the percentage based damage over time. Not very hard.
The falsely calm "Okay." after dying for the 20th time and panic screaming "I can't SEE!!" Are top tier relatable 👌
Very funny that the Mohg illusion that's (supposedly) cast by Morgott is just a growling illegible monster, meanwhile the actual Mohg is actually quite articulate. Of course this could have lore implications about the omen twins childhoods, the formless mother, blah blah blah.
But I like to think that this is simply how Morgott views him in true big sibling fashion.
You know It's gonna be a good day when Zanny uploads.
Zanny: This is gonna be a relaxing stream, you can go to sleep.
Zanny a second later: *yelling at his screen*
Elden Ring. DEMON level difficulty......making every victory more satisfying, secretly getting you addicted to that feeling in order to keep playing. Its genius.
What is your least favorite Bossfight trope mine is when they jump up in the air and do a huge shockwave attack
Bullshit aoe explosions a la Radagon and Maleketh
I haven't played a ton of games with an emphasis on boss fights , but I'd say minions (or "ads, I think) spawning and you either fight them alongside or instead of the boss itself.
Health gated bosses that force you to fight a wave of trash enemies before you can dps again.
In Elden Ring its the delayed attack. Especially when they stand there with their foot dangling in the air looking goofy just to mess up your timing.
The one that repeats their name over and over again, signifying you have died to the boss, boy I wonder whom I am speaking of
Just discovered Zanny's channel yesterday and I am already hooked! Love your commentary, unfiltered irreverant style of comedy and also your ability of gettin gud.
Zanny claims to be down bad, so he puts on a webcam to make all of us feel the same...
Excellent move Zanny.
I stay mounted for the Erdtree Avatars, only attack when I can hit them in the ass and keep my distance whenever they are facing me.
Works wonders for me.
I couldn't last five seconds with Melania.
"She can take health!?"
I know a few other things she can take too.
Sanity of anyone who has an hour number smaller than her healthbar
Your v card
“Everyone’s a comic relief character in a Marvel movie” 🤣
Awesome content man, feels good to laugh. Thank you.
Honestly I’d love to see the entire vod of his play through and his failed attempts at bosses - Jonathan Halo
Loving the too zanny videos
me too
I love this second channel, keep up the great content!
I've never even picked up a Souls game and I legit cheered when Zanny killed the first boss in this vid :D
Damn I think I liked this style of content more than your normal videos. More Elden Ring videos like this please!
Only zanny would try to bleed a tree , like this guy
That draconic tree sentinel was a real brick wall for me, first time i had died to an elden ring boss in the double digits, ended up looking a way to cheese past him which involved sneaking round behind his horse and blowing poison mist at him and 8-10 minutes later he was dead lol
Was doing the volcano manor assassination targets, final one was Juno Hanslow who's in the snow area so i had to power through the capital.
Fortunately, I had a red-head tomboy to help me out.
Zanny uploads: a suprise to be sure but a welcome one!
Have you ever heard the legend of "let me solo her"
I thought Zanny had finished everything about Elden Ring
Guess not
I think it's highlights from when he first started playing.
this is his second channel where he posts highlights from the streams
You know shits going down when zanny pulls out moonveil and rivers of blood
My Uchigatana is plus 20 and does over 100 bleed.
It's +25
@@champiggyfrm_pig5271 fair enough. I haven’t played enough of the game to really know that.
@@aelechdeepestflame4347 basically there are "normal weapons" that go to +25 and "special weapons" that go to +10. The uchigatana is a +25 weapon for example
@@champiggyfrm_pig5271 Thanks, that makes a lot more sense.
From Russia With Love playing in the background was great
Also: "I lasted 10 seconds" - The Zan Man
In the room with malenia, any man would only last ten seconds XD
6:33 Something about the doom music timed with Zanny finally getting the rhythm and just slashing her constantly with his mimic felt so satisfying for some reason
Nice nod to Dunkey at the end there lmao both of your guys' soulsbourne vids are the funniest on TH-cam
You uploading has made my day
the funniest thing is with these field bosses is that they are easy to deal as long u ride torrent while attacking them, as to compare someone who has having a hard time with these boss reminds me of playing my first bloodhorne game
“Of Coarse Try the Range Battle”, Zanny you are a Dunkey Clone 🤣🤣🤣
0:35 you know you've been paying to much destiny when you use the term "one tap" in a 3rd person action rpg
@10:36
So in the sewers when you run on the piping, use rejection, gusto, or wrath of gold on the imps that drop down or climb up to just knock them out of your way and off the pipes 😂
Great editing. Big funny, did laugh. Did like, went rainbow mode.
Me laughing at melee builds in my ranged strats. Poor zanny 🤣
More Zanny content! And edited too (although I do sometimes like longplays in the background)
Enemy: **breathes**
This can one tap you
5:19 I was only able to get that with a friend to call out the timing. The erdtree greatbow it gives you is pretty good tho, I used it to knock the archers in the magical town to get to haligtree and nothing else.
I tried using Radahn's greatbow, but they're just too slow for why I wanted a ranged option so I just upgraded the black crossbow instead
can carry 100 of 1 ammo type compared to a greatbows 30
editing is gold
It is today, after more than 800 hours in Elden Ring, having beaten the game more times than I can remember, that I find out. YOU CAN ROLL TRAP CHESTS?? xD
Love this channel.
What a wholesome video cover i wonder where it’s from
Holy shit that hand slap when the putrid tree spirit hit you through you roll caught me off guard hahahah you gained a sub ez clap
Breaking Bad references under extreme pressure and panic? A+
Nice to know Zanny is alive
1:21 the moment you went forward I had flashbacks to the natural Born
Zanny: Calm
Also Zanny: IMPS!!
I feel part of Zanny’s soul leave after every soulsborne video
I don’t know why but that mismatched gear with the Carian knight helmet goes really hard 3:00
I am legit going through the same tree monster and by god that thing is difficult af🤣
The trap chest dungeon was a goddamn trip
I loved that one! Was hella confused at first though.
I just realized why zanny loves the game. It's the love child of destiny 2 and for honor
3:51
Zanny : "AHA!"
Game : "NAH HA"
Zanny : "F**!!"
Just a heads up, you can run to the side to dodge all the erdtree projectiles so if he attacks you you'll still be able to roll
God I love this channel. Made my day. Also has zanny seen the new battlefront two mod it adds so many new heros. A video with that would be awesome. Anyways great video!
Im here within 1 minute of upload. I should have been asleep 2 hours ago
Is it just m our does zanny seem high as hell with the chill chill
Fromsoft be like: the teleporter wasn't a suggestion
Hilarious Vibe
Great Challenge to Overcome Next stream
When the tree sentinel start doing the charlie horse
This is one of the videos in history
THAT DUNGEON WITH THE CHESTS FKED SO HARD MY MIND....until i realized what was happening, theres two copies of the dungeon, and when you go from one chest it takes you to the other copy, and thats all be there for one 1 hour realizing which chest takes you to which one xd...
My depression leaves me like my father did when I watch zannys content
zanny pro tip for mimic tear is that is you equip raw meat dumpling last and summon mimic itll give him three heals like do that and ive had mimics last for the whole fight on main bosses
Im playing Minecraft while I watch and a zombie made a noise the moment before you said of god a revenant
No joke I gasped when I saw this video lol
"Try ranged battle"
Me in DS3 immediately running at that enemy and proceeding to get my ass kicked
love the dunk vid reference
0:51 idk why those boing sound effects made me laugh
I had a similar experience with that tree boss
ive found that fighting those tree guys on your horse tends to be a bit easier.
Mogh’s dying REEEEEE was the perfect way to end it
2:45
"Captain America makes a lot of jokes"
"Yeah, yeah, he's a Joker"
_Marvel Comics - The Dark Multiverse Series_
_The Captain Who Laughs - Issue __#071_
0:00
"Can I take a horse up there?"
AAYYYYYYYOOOOO
Ayoo your mind is weird
Elden Ring is the epitome of “Download Moveset”
the dunkey reference is so good
8:03 bro just entered ultra instinct for a second
Imagine not using Torrent for every outdoor battle (when you can, of course)
don't worry, chris evans who plays captain america doesn't tip when he goes to cafes
Who. Cares
Heed my words.
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
And I have never known defeat.
Zanny, there is a PC mod for battlefront two that gives a faction of melee characters like magna guards. But mace windu is there, ashoka, trilla, and grand inquisater. I'm a huge fan of your channel and battlefront two so it would make me and another of people happy if even just one episode on this, and thank-you if you read this
I need more elden ring content zanny 😩
Mohg, the Omen plays like he’s in for honor
Lmao I just realized he quoted Dunkey
Elden Bling: (preferably on slim characters)
Malenia’s winged helm
Sanguine noble robe
Cleanrot gauntlets
Malikeths greaves
And dual Antspur rapiers