Hey dude you ok? Your stuck in the wall, as a fellow bread person I feel it’s my duty to contact local authorities in order to free you from such an unpleasant circumstance so please do tell me how you got stuck while we wait for the fire department?
Steel that conducts electricity, and a microwave that is powered by electricity doesn't go well together? Oh what a surprise 💀 Jokes aside tho, it amazes me how many people are lacking general knowledge 😂
i personally didnt forget about him and rewatched a lot of his videos, but hes also one of my comfort youtubers so that shouldnt be surprising haha@@itzsharon3570
I think another fun fix for the red ring of death was covering your Xbox in towels, restricting all airflow and essentially cooking the machine from the inside. Sadly, this fix, along with the oven method, usually only worked temporarily. :(
2:24 i always used to think about the fact i didn't remember other people's embarrassing moments until one day someone in my class reminded me of one of my worst moments that i had completely forgotten about. Everyday since then i have been living in sheer horror
@@squidy.tea-png8343 nah it was specificially a conversation i had with that person. And it was only one thing they remembered, i don't think they remember anything else (except for my overall cringiness as an early teenager)
Fun fact, in Norway some people used to put ballerina figures on top of the christmas trees instead of stars or angels when christmas as it's generally thought of worldwide started becoming popular.
ah. on the puke bowl issue. i have a few buckets, like the kind you made sand castles with as a kid, and i line them with grocery bags and put paper towels at the bottom to uh. soak up the juice. they’re really good for when you can’t just sit in front of the toilet all day but you’re too at puke risk to be far from a receptacle.
Listening to this to get my mind of a wendigoon analog horror video on the Grey..... Ok that's enough of thinking about that horror show. I should probably get to bed, but I don't want horrible nightmares of children dying and twisted monsters. Thanks for medicine of laughter Doc.
Look here, we have a wild edgy 13 year old. We get it, you not scared by Horror. Good for you mate, but don't mock other people over it, you should have better things to do.@@sympleton7439
3:03 the battleblock theater background music really brings back memories, I gotta convince my current friends to play that game, it was my favorite when i was younger
For me it's this white bowl with Krusteaz written on the side because it came with pancake mix. We keep it with all the popcorn bowls and it can be used for popcorn but it's mostly for puking. Always disinfected of course.
I don't know why you guys use bowls clearly someone's doesn't have a mother if you don't have the thousands of plastic bags saved from shopping that are used for miscellaneous things
6:06 i hate myself sm, at this moment i dropped the phone i was watching this video and i swore i heard a crack, and when i looked at the screen i thought my screen shattered
6:38 if you look closely that is actually a special 240 V potentially 40 amp wall plug which means yeah it probably can actually power all that stuff that’s the type of connector you plug very high power items in like AC units or refrigerators
5:23 THIS!!!! the first time i got vomiting sick with my husband, he gave me one of our mixing bowls to barf in. i was so sick that i had to grab it and vomit, but i never used that bowl again. it's still in there. garbage cans exist. paper bags with plastic bags inside exist.
oh a cake bowl could so contain puke, I had post nasal drip combined with abnormally large tonsils as a kid and usually just carried a bucket or pot with me everywhere lmao, worked like a charm
About the whole family sick bowl and cake mix bowl, in my house we got some useless bowls that are for stuff like puking without having to leave the bed or catching water dripping from the ceiling
9:46 so can’t they get a pond to get all scummy & covered in plants? Can’t they have moss growing on moist trees? A decahedron shaped greenhouse with mossy trees & a scummy pond would be both efficient & beautiful!
3:00 i have a friend that i went to school with for a while, but we werent really friends. I remember the time they peed themself in kindergarten. I took the "people are too busy worrying about themselves to care" advice early and made sure i remembered other peoples embarrassing moments for them :)
During the Second Punic War, it's been suggested that upwards of 300,000 Roman soldiers were killed by Hannibal's army. At the Battle of Cannae alone, about 20% of Rome's fighting age men were killed (up to 70k), and by the end of the war, 1 in 6 of Rome's adult male population was dead.
Tbh I remember loads of embarrassing things people did when I was in school and usually when I meet up with friends that went to school with me we bring up embarrassing and weired things people did in school and talk about what kind of creeps they must have become in adulthood, people do remember and they will make harsh assumptions about you 😊
9:30 these ‘liquid trees’ aren’t meant to replace trees, but meant as a short term solution for cities with very bad air quality. yes, trees would be better, but growing trees takes time and does not save lives in the short term. so, while those trees are growing, these take can be implemented to start helping people immediately. yes, it’s horrible and dystopian and not perfect, but it is what is necessary!!!
The sick bucket is for if you wanna go back to bed, but aren't sure if you're gonna puke again. If you start feeling sick again then you take the bucket with you to the bathroom just in case you can't make it there in time. Ours is pink and it haunts my nightmares.
"why does this video keep coming back to housefires" you fool i secretly put the memories of my house catching on fire back in july in your head so I don't have to have panic attacks when cooking anymore
All my years on Earth and not once have I ever figured out the answer to the age old question: "Why do they call it 'Oven' when you OF IN the cold food, of out hot eat the food?"
Intro was me reading off a reply to the tweet but i missed putting it into the edit my b
yo yo yo wassup
Even gods make mistakes.
its okay boo😘
without the intro it feels better lol
his b
Finally my opportunity to confess that I pretend the reflection of the computer screen in Kwite’s glasses are his pupils. Thank you, that is all.
If you look slightly on top of the computer screen it looks even more like pupils
Makes him look cartoonish
Lol same
it used to be those old ring lights he had for me
what
I genuinely believed that microwaving a metal spoon would make eating ice cream easier. I now have a cold tub of ice cream and a broken microwave
Fun tip: You can just put the utensil in a cup of hot water for a minute or two and get the desired effect w/o destroying your kitchen.
@@ccasserole5267true
@@ccasserole5267 thank you very much that is a far better solution
Hey dude you ok? Your stuck in the wall, as a fellow bread person I feel it’s my duty to contact local authorities in order to free you from such an unpleasant circumstance so please do tell me how you got stuck while we wait for the fire department?
Steel that conducts electricity, and a microwave that is powered by electricity doesn't go well together? Oh what a surprise 💀
Jokes aside tho, it amazes me how many people are lacking general knowledge 😂
anyone else so happy that kwite is back to uploading frequently
i missed this guy so much in his absense
any kwite vid is an insta watch for me tbh
Same. It's mainly the reason behind the hiatus that made it hurt for me
yeah same here. i was very worried for his wellbeing tbh @@squidy.tea-png8343
Fr! After he left I totally forgot abt him- then his videos started coming up and I learned he had a break. But glad he’s back! Love his videos.
i personally didnt forget about him and rewatched a lot of his videos, but hes also one of my comfort youtubers so that shouldnt be surprising haha@@itzsharon3570
I prefere watching kwites vids on youtube, but u do u
Kwite isn't pregnant, but he always delivers
y'all need to chill
That's where you're wrong.
He is most definitely pregnant
how do YOU know he isnt pregnant?
not yet
not for long…
how original
I think another fun fix for the red ring of death was covering your Xbox in towels, restricting all airflow and essentially cooking the machine from the inside.
Sadly, this fix, along with the oven method, usually only worked temporarily. :(
all fixes are temporary in the end
@@vtnightcorewell you can take it apart and reflow the solder while adding some leaded solder for longevity
@@vtnightcoreno, because if that thing is something that is used up and it is used up before it breaks again, then the fix was permanent
Damn so proud of Kwite for standing against cancer. Truly goated with the sauce
That’s the Kwite we know and love, man!
2:24 i always used to think about the fact i didn't remember other people's embarrassing moments until one day someone in my class reminded me of one of my worst moments that i had completely forgotten about. Everyday since then i have been living in sheer horror
No. It's cus that person was stalking you
Hope this helps 👍
@@squidy.tea-png8343 nah it was specificially a conversation i had with that person. And it was only one thing they remembered, i don't think they remember anything else (except for my overall cringiness as an early teenager)
2:56
new gender neutral term just dropped: specimens
People would fear biblically accurate angels more than they would demons
Oh you fool, don't underestimate some of our members, they would screw with that issue... Literally
Your name 💀
Man that bone cancer image really messed me up. Like Jesus fuck, that can just happen to any one of us.
And apparently it's one of the most agonizing things a human being can go through :'D
I thought your profile picture was nectar by joji
Fun fact, in Norway some people used to put ballerina figures on top of the christmas trees instead of stars or angels when christmas as it's generally thought of worldwide started becoming popular.
4:35 In a way, that also means you can peek inside the womb like it’s an oven.
Then when it’s ready, you can eat it later.
cursedcomments
Free food
@@thechosenone5421 👶
What about the baking method
Oh ok
Kwite explains things that my feeble aoucistic mind can comprehend
Same here brother, but with 80 HD quality 🔥🔥
Autistic and dyslexic? Man, choose a struggle!
yeah I'm autistic and I actually appreciate how precisely he describes stuff
@@MarsPicnicI have both
Kwite never fails to disappoint us with his thick , hard content
With his what now
@@sweett8981you heard him 😋
interesting way to word it!
Thanks, I hate it
its just thick and girthy, not hard lmao
Kwite never fails to make our balls giggle
On GOD!! and I don't even fucking have any!
*and I’m an atheist.*
boy why u so gnarp gnarp!!😭🙏
@@Cute_Facegnarp gnap* 🤬🤬
@@Cute_Face exactly!!! like 😡
Oh
I feel like she could use a more effective skin moisturizer
If it works it works
My moisturizer at least smells good. Just imagine what her skin must smell like. Ugh.
As someone who recently experienced a house fire, this video made the amount of seconds it lasted after the first mention better
0:31 what is bread but the polymer foam of pulverized grass seeds, unfertilized chicken eggs, & a tiny fungus?
ah. on the puke bowl issue. i have a few buckets, like the kind you made sand castles with as a kid, and i line them with grocery bags and put paper towels at the bottom to uh. soak up the juice. they’re really good for when you can’t just sit in front of the toilet all day but you’re too at puke risk to be far from a receptacle.
Listening to this to get my mind of a wendigoon analog horror video on the Grey..... Ok that's enough of thinking about that horror show. I should probably get to bed, but I don't want horrible nightmares of children dying and twisted monsters. Thanks for medicine of laughter Doc.
GREYLOCK GREYLOCK GREYLOCK OOOOO BE SCARED 👻👻👻
Look here, we have a wild edgy 13 year old. We get it, you not scared by Horror. Good for you mate, but don't mock other people over it, you should have better things to do.@@sympleton7439
Can we appreciate how Kwite always fills us with his warm, sticky content?
oh boy…
Not the only warm sticky thing I get filled with
oh
Guys-
Oh my..
3:03 the battleblock theater background music really brings back memories, I gotta convince my current friends to play that game, it was my favorite when i was younger
Seeeecret doobadabadobaba it's a secret
Imagine not puking in that big yellow bowl and then making popcorn in it the next day, couldn’t be me.
For me it's this white bowl with Krusteaz written on the side because it came with pancake mix. We keep it with all the popcorn bowls and it can be used for popcorn but it's mostly for puking. Always disinfected of course.
I don't know why you guys use bowls clearly someone's doesn't have a mother if you don't have the thousands of plastic bags saved from shopping that are used for miscellaneous things
@@nynvib276 we use those as garbage liners so you can just pick up the bag and all the trash is inside
6:06 i hate myself sm, at this moment i dropped the phone i was watching this video and i swore i heard a crack, and when i looked at the screen i thought my screen shattered
What the frick? Splatoon Coroika manga profile picture???
When this man hates something, you know it’s bad.💀
6:38 if you look closely that is actually a special 240 V potentially 40 amp wall plug which means yeah it probably can actually power all that stuff that’s the type of connector you plug very high power items in like AC units or refrigerators
8:27
My trypophobia: 😭😭😭😭
I SCREAMED
Wtf is that
GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
@@tankfarter trypophobia is a extreme or irrational aversion to or fear of clusters of small holes or bumps.
i actually unironically love the biblically accurate angel around 3:30
really pretty!
5:23 THIS!!!! the first time i got vomiting sick with my husband, he gave me one of our mixing bowls to barf in. i was so sick that i had to grab it and vomit, but i never used that bowl again. it's still in there. garbage cans exist. paper bags with plastic bags inside exist.
5:48
VENOM
6:50 that there is a triggerfish
Probably named because it triggers a new fear you probably didn't know you had
2:33 Okay, this was genuinely getting good, like “You can’t think of anyone else’s embarrassing moments, so why would they remember yours?”
oh a cake bowl could so contain puke, I had post nasal drip combined with abnormally large tonsils as a kid and usually just carried a bucket or pot with me everywhere lmao, worked like a charm
our popcorn/cake mix bowl was also our puke bowl WHYYY WERE WE OKAY WITH PUKING AND COOKING WITH A PLASTIC BOWL AGHHHH
Nah they took "facial cream" To the next level 💀
Yeah xD
"I guess my subjects dont want my generosity after all..." *sad nigerian prince noises*
About the whole family sick bowl and cake mix bowl, in my house we got some useless bowls that are for stuff like puking without having to leave the bed or catching water dripping from the ceiling
9:46 so can’t they get a pond to get all scummy & covered in plants?
Can’t they have moss growing on moist trees? A decahedron shaped greenhouse with mossy trees & a scummy pond would be both efficient & beautiful!
6:45 maybe the plug is for a grow room...
20-30 different 10-50W lights. if it's a 240v 15A plug it could split that many.
8:53 thanks I despise this with every fiber of my being
7:00 that's a Boomerang Triggerfish (species Sufflamen bursa)! However, the lips are edited on.
☝🤓
Don't worry, I appreciate microdoses of wikipedia, infodumps are very welcom
Dude kwite is just a dude that goes through pain every time he makes one of these
6:30 i actually have used multiple of those in a giant chain mixed with normal power strips, nothing caught on fire, somehow.
2:09 The arkham sub is infecting you.
8:21 SUPEREYEPATCHWOLF MENTIONED!! Very fun to see comfort youtubers of mine mentioning other comfort youtubers of mine--
Love that guy
3:00 i have a friend that i went to school with for a while, but we werent really friends. I remember the time they peed themself in kindergarten. I took the "people are too busy worrying about themselves to care" advice early and made sure i remembered other peoples embarrassing moments for them :)
Every time kwite uploads I squeal like a child on Christmas
I have been watching your videos for almost 3 years now and Everytime u do it's always a banger
10:01 grinchmaxxing
During the Second Punic War, it's been suggested that upwards of 300,000 Roman soldiers were killed by Hannibal's army. At the Battle of Cannae alone, about 20% of Rome's fighting age men were killed (up to 70k), and by the end of the war, 1 in 6 of Rome's adult male population was dead.
im american and we also had a designated puke bowl at my house growing up. and yes we made cake mix with it which i try not to think about too much
KWITE NUNCA DECEPCIONA
Br?
FOTOS DE PITOCAS GRANDES E BEM DURAS GOOGLE PESQUISAR
@@MilkPityes they're speaking Brazilian to be specific
Fãs do Kwite no brasil?
More likely than you think
@@MilkPit i might be r/woooosh’d but uh, it’s spanish you uncultured swine
0:09
helicopter helicopter
*helicopter noises*
paracoper paracoper
*more helicopter noises*
Tbh I remember loads of embarrassing things people did when I was in school and usually when I meet up with friends that went to school with me we bring up embarrassing and weired things people did in school and talk about what kind of creeps they must have become in adulthood, people do remember and they will make harsh assumptions about you 😊
You either have the spectacular memory or have nothing else going on in your life. I'm too caught up in my own business to do that.
You know it's a good night of Kwite posts
Kwite mentioning one of my favourite Super Eyepatch Wolf's videos was something I didn't know I needed. :D
Definitely one of the Kwite videos of all time
8:05 I was waiting for Kwite to mention eye patch wolf's video on Garfield, I'm happy now
4:02 Thats lowkey how the Hunter X Hunter world works (minus all the ice)
We don't have "family sick bowls" in the UK, we use the toilet or an old bucket or something.
kwite might be pregnant, but he never delivers
I once had a bowl I puked in multiple times, now its just my bowl. Not used for anything to hold/puke in when I feel sick.
are you an angel or a star?
ramiel: yes
9:30 these ‘liquid trees’ aren’t meant to replace trees, but meant as a short term solution for cities with very bad air quality. yes, trees would be better, but growing trees takes time and does not save lives in the short term. so, while those trees are growing, these take can be implemented to start helping people immediately. yes, it’s horrible and dystopian and not perfect, but it is what is necessary!!!
I want to hug kwite.
shush the hell up this hoodie man is a comfort youtube channel
The sick bucket is for if you wanna go back to bed, but aren't sure if you're gonna puke again. If you start feeling sick again then you take the bucket with you to the bathroom just in case you can't make it there in time. Ours is pink and it haunts my nightmares.
I just got done reading a sticky sweary creamy juicy fanfic about kwite and springtrap while shitting liquid cocaine, hows your weekend going?
You were first
@@StupidsharkieI dislike you
Nice
"why does this video keep coming back to housefires" you fool i secretly put the memories of my house catching on fire back in july in your head so I don't have to have panic attacks when cooking anymore
All my years on Earth and not once have I ever figured out the answer to the age old question: "Why do they call it 'Oven' when you OF IN the cold food, of out hot eat the food?"
the super eyepatch wolf mention made me roll
He needs more shoutouts, the guy is brilliant.
The post that was shown in the thumbnail made me realize a lot of people have no shame or forethought 😂
7:23 who's gonna tell him?
battleblock theatre music? thats an awesome choice lol, a throwback i havent seen in a while
i love when kwite uploads
Bro why is the contrast changing every godamn second
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN MAN
the nigerian prince was real this whole time…
4:54 bro I thought that bottom image was a bomb exploding on a sandy shore for a second
When kwite came on the screen, so did I.
id just like to say that its perfect how i got a fnaf movie ad that mostly showed springtrap, in a kwite video
To all the perfectionists out there,just remember that its a perfect 89° angle
Kwite I know you’ve been back for a bit but I didn’t know so welcome back man. Glad everything’s better man
1:52 “Reddit the platform HUM 👺👹”
Fun fact: plastic surgeons, much like any other surgeons, practice on cadavers
You're telling me they give dead people nose jobs and breast lifts
Uncle Bobby bouta have the most glorious pair on the block
Wowie
When Kwite comes on screen, so must I.
talking about salty burnt popcorn reminds me how my reddit user is entirely 2020 humor and i will never be able to change it
kwite is one of the best youtubers tbf
dude ok im being so serious rn im SO glad you’re back man
Seeing a Kwite video makes my day genuinely better (it puts me in a good mood)
3:21 BATTLEBLOCK THEATRE MUSIC AHHHHHHHHHHHH :3333
Kwite is always a W, also beginning spin move
8:27 This sand is looking like real life minecraft soul sand.
“If you hate my videos-“ who hates his videos??
5:15 I'm British and I'd like to concurre....I do this too...
Like since childhood that was the family norm
when you hear kwite talk about cash in the intro, that's when you know kwite's vid is gonna be a banger.
ok the ice ball thing is some crazy cool world building shit.
Fun fact: I am still in furry denial
Love battle block theatre in the background, kwite always wins
Kwite is like a box of chocolates, he killed my dog but I like having him in my mouth
the bone cancer image gave me a nightmare about my bones being spiky and coming out of my body
Why was there a random lighting change at 0:35 ?