Noah… Get the Damn Boat

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @theblabarmy
    @theblabarmy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3938

    i love watching the bots comment on each others' comments, it's like watching babies gurgle at each other. oddly endearing

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @koffeethegoober
      @koffeethegoober 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      you.. you have a homestuck pfp...

    • @motherlarkspur4506
      @motherlarkspur4506 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

      It's like...awww...they're learning

    • @themoodycatlover
      @themoodycatlover 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@koffeethegoober. . . yeah

    • @doodsepik
      @doodsepik 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      politics moment.

  • @redisokay
    @redisokay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3340

    That first one is depressing jesus christ

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      honey bees are actually arnt going extinct they are actually super invasive, and are killing off native bees, so the less honey bees the better

    • @cinnamuaroll
      @cinnamuaroll 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      😭😭😭

    • @cocoanerd17.-.
      @cocoanerd17.-. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      For real

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      I want that they sleep in Jail but they have to fix it during the day! And if they ever want to leave Jail completly, they better show a bee breed like that! Give them some books, bees and let them watch the beekeeper movie! :3

    • @poeepee1715
      @poeepee1715 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@DasHeino2010 Not happening. Pointless comment that does nothing for anyone, except to make yourself look better. Never comment again.

  • @smellydoge
    @smellydoge 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1861

    The white rhino is technically extinct but before Sudan died, they took the white stuff from him and are planning to inject it into fertile eggs, hopefully it works out.

    • @mediocregaming6573
      @mediocregaming6573 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The two females are both incapable of having children

    • @nicholassgobero
      @nicholassgobero 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Wouldn't that lead to inbreeding though?

    • @bright-honey
      @bright-honey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

      @@nicholassgobero as if animals dont inbreed all the time lmao

    • @nicholassgobero
      @nicholassgobero 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@bright-honey i'm not an expert, which is why i asked, but inbreeding tends to Go pretty bad whenever i've Heard of it

    • @smellydoge
      @smellydoge 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      @@nicholassgobero If there’s a boy to one mom, it could breed the other female, this could go on forever with more males and females being born. Obviously this has a very thin window of time because the females could die before the male rhinos get to a mature age but this is all we really have left.
      We know inbreeding occurs in the wild but we don’t necessarily know the consequences of it, we could also breed the white rhinos with something close biologically and have a mixed rhino species.

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +726

    I remember seeing the dolphin stories years ago and yeah, I am still uncontrollably angry at every single person there.

    • @joshuaconnall4237
      @joshuaconnall4237 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      In all fairness, dolphins deserve it

    • @RustyhairedAlp9575
      @RustyhairedAlp9575 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      ​@@joshuaconnall4237 we aren't much better than dolphins...

    • @leanansidhe6332
      @leanansidhe6332 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      @@RustyhairedAlp9575 We are far worse than dolphins.

    • @siennanicholas1089
      @siennanicholas1089 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@joshuaconnall4237no they don’t. they aren’t any worse than other animals.

    • @RustyhairedAlp9575
      @RustyhairedAlp9575 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@siennanicholas1089 all the guys are frat boys that get high off of tetradatoxin and use baby sharks as beach balls

  • @icicle8230
    @icicle8230 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +914

    10:26 i know what you are talking about kwite its not a copypasta its a movie called predestination the plot is kinda wild lmao

    • @baki_222
      @baki_222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Yep can confirm ^^
      Saw the movie like a decade ago, and it still lingers in my brain to this day

    • @gwad-_-
      @gwad-_- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I didn't remember the title, had to google movie where guy is his mom. Good movie though

    • @ilivefornontoxicenvirnoments
      @ilivefornontoxicenvirnoments 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Holy shit I thought that movie was a fever dream

    • @Max_imum69
      @Max_imum69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      YES i was trying to remember the name!!

    • @RobertoHernandez-ee2mk
      @RobertoHernandez-ee2mk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It do be having Ethan Hawke and the twist is spectacular!

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +370

    6:21 imagine dropping 50 on a fake pregnancy test and he goes “you’ll make a perfect single mother”
    or worse, “[your name], I’m infertile”

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I'll do that if I ever get married and get my wife pregnant. If she didn't cheat then it's a funny joke. If she did then the truth is about to come out.

    • @KlauzeX
      @KlauzeX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@spectralassassin6030 I would do that If I wasn't the wife lmao

    • @SpookyPancakes
      @SpookyPancakes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@spectralassassin6030death note ah thinking

  • @xraenon1664
    @xraenon1664 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +782

    “Save-scumming reality” is definitely a new phrase to me
    But this world is definitely a simulation the creator of existence forgot about and left running in the background of their PC, and the day they go through their task manager _something_ is gonna go down.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I literally just came up with the term while talking with a friend like 5 minutes before clicking on this video... shit is weird

    • @FishBuildz
      @FishBuildz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@p-__why are you everywhere. Every comment section on every TH-camr I check, you are there. Posting the same. Dratted. Message. How. Why. ANSWER ME

    • @PHN3
      @PHN3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@FishBuildz go go gadget youtube comment bot

    • @iceflame248
      @iceflame248 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      right now life is like leaving rimworld open for a day without managing your pawns and coming back to see everything trashed and everyone dead

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +318

    10:30 Dude, that's not a creepy pasta, that's a famous Robert Heinlein short titled: 'All You Zombies'. Heinlien was one of the big 3 classic sci-fi authors of the 20th century. The story was also turned into a movie by the name of 'Predestination'; it's a decent watch. If it showed up in creepypasta then someone just ripped off Heinlein.

    • @ellawong5960
      @ellawong5960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      FINALLY I NEEDED THIS

    • @ghostsoffishandcrows7341
      @ghostsoffishandcrows7341 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He wrote Stranger in a Strange Land which I think is about how STRICTLY HETEROSEXUAL sex is humanity's magical superpower that no other species does

    • @marbleb33s
      @marbleb33s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      He said copy pasta, not creepy pasta.

    • @SpookyPancakes
      @SpookyPancakes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ghostsoffishandcrows7341*cough*

    • @Mrbody-tq9uc
      @Mrbody-tq9uc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@marbleb33sequally incorrect

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +626

    Considering you specifically chose the ones that aren't too soul crushing, some of these are BRUTAL

    • @LvL_7_Mage
      @LvL_7_Mage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      look on the bright side, at least it wasnt noah get the deathstar

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Eh.....even with all that soul crushing stuff on this subreddit,
      I still love mankind and have hope for us.

    • @LvL_7_Mage
      @LvL_7_Mage 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@raylenn4444 i dont. if there are any aliens in the audience, please come pick me up

    • @user-tq6tf5wn1x
      @user-tq6tf5wn1x 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@raylenn4444I dont

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@user-tq6tf5wn1x good for you.
      But it's not gonna affect me.
      You can't take the good wothout the bad.
      Humans and their capacity for evil also highlights their equal and opposite capacity for good.
      Thus this doesn't affect my faith in our kind.

  • @puddlepersonproductions
    @puddlepersonproductions 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    As an actual alternative person I appreciate Kwite discussing the real tragedy of the amount of invasive species that have entered the Hot Topic ecosystem.

    • @mikidroolz
      @mikidroolz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😔‼️

    • @MortMe0430
      @MortMe0430 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The original goths were into cat girl roleplay?

    • @alexandrapedersen829
      @alexandrapedersen829 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@MortMe0430 The original goths were diy and generally didn't like Hot Topic. Mall goths, however, were infamous for doing stuff like hissing at people.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@alexandrapedersen829the original goths were vampires in nothing but name.
      Wearing self made victorian black dresses and white makeup.
      Then mall goths came in and usurped them,hanging around hot topic.

  • @PeterLedergerber
    @PeterLedergerber 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    10:37, hey, Kwite, It sounds like you’re referring to a concept similar to the plot of Robert A. Heinlein's short story "All You Zombies." In this story, a character known as "The Unmarried Mother" is born intersex, undergoes a series of gender changes, and through a complex series of time travel events, becomes both their own mother and father. The character ends up recruiting themselves into a time travel agency, creating a closed causal loop.
    Here’s a brief rundown of the story:
    The protagonist is born as a girl named Jane.
    Jane grows up, joins the WACs (Women’s Army Corps), and has a romantic relationship with a mysterious man who leaves her pregnant.
    During childbirth, doctors discover she has both male and female reproductive organs, and they surgically alter her to be male. The baby is kidnapped.
    Now living as a man named John, he struggles with his new identity.
    John is approached by a time traveler who offers him a job and a chance for revenge.
    Through time travel, John becomes the mysterious man who seduced Jane, the baby that was kidnapped is actually Jane/John's past self, and he eventually recruits himself into the time travel agency.
    This intricate story is a classic example of a time travel paradox and is well-known in science fiction circles.

  • @JustaCommentator-no8ow
    @JustaCommentator-no8ow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    Yes it is. You fuck up the bee farm because they cut off the honey for Black-Briar Meaderey

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would they do that?

    • @hunterfox6176
      @hunterfox6176 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@skootergirl22 A person named Karliah purchased the estate and cut off the honey. She did it because the Black-Briar family are allies to the Thieves Guild, which is run by Mercer Frey, who killed her former ally. She was looking for revenge, so she tried messing with his business to draw him out and fight her.
      Unfortunately, the Black-Briar family are vicious monsters who will absolutely go scorched earth if you cross them

    • @AtypicalDunmer
      @AtypicalDunmer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@skootergirl22 That's not what happened in the real life case, they're talking about the Thieves Guild quest in Skyrim.

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@skootergirl22because they cut off the honey for Black-Briar Meadery

  • @tchev117
    @tchev117 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    10:40
    The intersex time travel story technically isn't a copypasta. It is the sci-fi short story "-All You Zombies-" written by Robert A. Heinlein in 1958. It was later adapted into the film Predestination and serves as a narrative inspiration for part of the TV series Dark.
    And yes, the story is absolutely bonkers.

  • @chuguvsme
    @chuguvsme 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    I know about that movie Kwite, he went back in time to meet his father got himself pregnant, gave birth to himself and then got killed by himself.

    • @woadxqueen666
      @woadxqueen666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Ok I need to watch this movie after seeing these comments 😂

    • @LexisVoyage
      @LexisVoyage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      now that is a hero if i ever heard of one.

    • @marmalade8915
      @marmalade8915 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm gonna need to watch this movie cause the plot sounds wild

    • @AlyBr
      @AlyBr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Predestination is the name of the film

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    Sounds about right. We need to protect us from ourselves.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @xwingknight
      @xwingknight 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah; people suck

    • @CornbreadFish
      @CornbreadFish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__english or spanish

  • @Banannyan
    @Banannyan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    The first one made me remember that some days ago, here in Brazil, there was a ranch with a bunch of cats and some mf went there and poisoned most of the cats by putting poison in their food
    13 cats died but some survived, their owners were so sad, that's painful :(

    • @vickypedia1308
      @vickypedia1308 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I don't understand people who kill living beings for no f-ing reason. Aside from the obvious part that it's messed up and they didn't deserve it, it also shows a lack of respect towards life. They probably think cats have no consciousness or something stupid like that.

    • @merobiba413
      @merobiba413 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      unfortunately a lot of people still poison cats here, it makes me so sad every time i hear about a neighbor's cat being poisoned

    • @JosephJorgenson-cr6nt
      @JosephJorgenson-cr6nt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's why i don't like humans animals were here first

    • @pemanilnoob
      @pemanilnoob หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You can go ahead and dislike cats, but actively second degree SERIAL MURDER IS BEYOND EVIL

  • @kwowka
    @kwowka 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    10:45 intersex people must be screaming right now this is the representation they get

  • @Parcivals-Creations
    @Parcivals-Creations 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    It’s genuinely impressive how Kwite manages to make articles that give me big sad hilarious.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Big sad" my God.

    • @I_Am_Transcendentem
      @I_Am_Transcendentem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__ bottus mcbot

    • @Parcivals-Creations
      @Parcivals-Creations 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@HitTheFloor16 fair

  • @linklink3069
    @linklink3069 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I find it so funny that noahgettheboat is like 50% actually awful stuff and 50% people missing jokes and obvious satire

  • @tim_the_traveler
    @tim_the_traveler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Ahh humanity, the sole contributor of extinction towards many species of creatures, just as God intended.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I've seen a Tumblr post like that:
      "GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made
      ANGELS: [confused applause]"

    • @ToughieTheRabbsFringeLimbedTre
      @ToughieTheRabbsFringeLimbedTre 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean the northern white could and probably be revived as it was quite similar to the southern white and we have fertiled embryos and s***** so we could just use a surrogate

  • @powertheimmortal
    @powertheimmortal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    0:13 oh my god it was

  • @lotl2022
    @lotl2022 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    Do you mean the 2014 movie Predestination? About an intersex timetravel agent.

    • @woadxqueen666
      @woadxqueen666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This is the craziest synopsis I've seen today

    • @ghostsoffishandcrows7341
      @ghostsoffishandcrows7341 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Happy pride to that time travel agent

    • @mn_kr
      @mn_kr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this movie gave me goosebumps. it was so fkn good..

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean if you're a time traveller, you will want some extra features for time emergencies.

  • @gengarghast
    @gengarghast 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    2:29 With every day my headcanon of Kwite being an extradimensional parasite assuming the form of a hoodie in order to puppet around a corpse and make funny TH-cam videos gets closer and closer to being canonized

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I saw Kwite once, he attacked my family, the sweatshirt surrounded them and swallowed them whole

    • @kerryannwalsh2947
      @kerryannwalsh2947 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Huh sure unless if you were. taken as well ... wait ...

  • @traffecone
    @traffecone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    FUCK YEAH, HUMANITY FTW
    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD AIR QUALITY‼🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ellawong5960
      @ellawong5960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂 u have me giggling rn

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      weird you picked that one as the biggest issue that humanity caused

    • @tukului9623
      @tukului9623 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      AAAAHHHHHHH(eagle noises)

    • @unnamed6864
      @unnamed6864 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      WHAT THE FUCK IS ENDANGERED ANIMALS🦅🦅🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @unduloid
    @unduloid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    I've had some unpleasant individual grab stuff out of my grocery cart once. I guess he never knew his hand could make such a loud cracking noise.

    • @BrendanRader-n4p
      @BrendanRader-n4p 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I appreciate you referring to them as an "unpleasant individual"
      Idk why, but it gave me a good chuckle

  • @PinkiePieSprinkles
    @PinkiePieSprinkles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    11:12 Not my fault Megatron had all that robussy..... 😨

    • @DootSlayer-vp4os
      @DootSlayer-vp4os 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro no fucking way💀

  • @terramarc
    @terramarc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    April fools video idea: r/alzheimersgroup
    It’s the same Garfield comic, reposted constantly in the same subreddit. It’d be really funny as a video where the video itself is also a joke

  • @Taxes_Collector
    @Taxes_Collector 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    Sometimes.... I dream about cheese

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @yukichord
      @yukichord 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      thanks @taxes_collector

    • @Ryokyuthefoxanddaughterofpluto
      @Ryokyuthefoxanddaughterofpluto 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cheese…

    • @cycillak4918
      @cycillak4918 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I could eat a horse, hooves and all.

    • @Stormy_Seaz_dragonz
      @Stormy_Seaz_dragonz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      cheeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeeeee

  • @RockylarsYT
    @RockylarsYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:50 I remember a video about that, where the character in question was named Jane Doe, i think it involved book writing too.

  • @erikawithaknotac
    @erikawithaknotac 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The copypasta you’re remembering is from a short story called “All You Zombies” that got turned into a movie called “Predestination”, it’s a really well done movie imo.

  • @spectralassassin6030
    @spectralassassin6030 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    That one about the old lady and the people stealing out her cart made me mad. If I saw that I'd help her get more stuff off the shelf and watch her cart for her. Can't stand thieves.

  • @catalogiccat4206
    @catalogiccat4206 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    10:57 So this is from a Fate/Grand Order doujinshi where a mechanical alter ego of Elizabeth Bathory hitting on the mc.

    • @user-jo2gx9du1g
      @user-jo2gx9du1g 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Name?

    • @catalogiccat4206
      @catalogiccat4206 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@user-jo2gx9du1g So upon further research, I was wrong.
      The image is the video is from an illustration collection, #285782 if you know what I mean.
      What I firstly thought is an actual doujinshi with plot, #263140 if you know what I mean.
      So there are more people drawing Mecha Eli-chan than I think.

  • @strawberryfox8819
    @strawberryfox8819 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The even more depressing fact is, if we do get the boat and another giant flood, the earth will be so destroyed by our nuclear plants that it'll either be a miracle if life starts existing again. Though I wouldn't put it past sharks and crocodiles to still survive.

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's not how nuclear power plants work, be more concerned about the nuclear missiles.

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andrewgreeb916 A nuclear plant that's not tended to or destroyed by a giant flood, is still going to be a destructive force.

  • @Alyssa-sn5dv
    @Alyssa-sn5dv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Half of this subreddit is people doing stupid things, and us wondering how we survived.
    The other half is people doing horrible shit to animals and elderly people and us wanting to nuke them.
    I love both of these kinds of posts.

  • @nunyabusiness22
    @nunyabusiness22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    9:43 bro says "this is a metaphor for joining a union" like it'll make him get less likely to be censored by TH-cam instead of more

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman5187 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This was a less subtle way of making us depressed. Thanks Kwite

  • @candavw
    @candavw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:27 idk about the copypasta but there is a movie with this exact plot called predestination. It's a good watch if you want a bit of a mindfuck

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Equivalent to aliens taking photos of a human without a spacesuit

  • @Lightninglord12
    @Lightninglord12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    People seem to forget that God said he wouldn't destroy the world with a flood again, the original meaning of the rainbow, and that those who wanted to come were allowed to, but no one did, this time it would probably a thermonuclear bunker a few hundred feet down so they would survive the nukes that God should unleash on Earth,

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep, the message of the Rainbow was "God shall no longer flood the earth. The Fire is coming."

    • @plaguenplay3516
      @plaguenplay3516 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@RandomCrapIUploadit's been a month, buddy, sorry for being late

  • @merlin5411
    @merlin5411 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:30 Andddd that’s how you lose friends. Good gravy I wouldn’t even say that scripted.

  • @sarahtelles1931
    @sarahtelles1931 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    That first one is messed up. That's a good idea to make bees that can survive something that unalives them especially since without bees the rest of live won't have long to make it

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      honey bees are actually arnt going extinct they are actually super invasive, and are killing off native bees, so the less honey bees the better

  • @3ggsy
    @3ggsy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the tower of 360's is both terrifying and impressive. those things are top heavy. also i feel like the faceplate of one them was dark with a light body(if not an entirely different console altogether) in a prior vid.

  • @NatjoOfficial
    @NatjoOfficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    If I remember correctly, a LOT of Noah get the boat is very VERY anti LGBT or just subculture related. Not really my kind of subreddit tbh, good on Kwite braving it.

    • @A_Fren
      @A_Fren 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm not surprised but it's such a shame it's being used for hate like that :/

    • @potatortheomnipotentspud
      @potatortheomnipotentspud 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Last I checked, exposing predators who larp as gay or trans to use the circus freak show that is identity politicoomerism as a shield for their crimes does not count as "being anti-LGBT."

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@potatortheomnipotentspud >"Politicoomerism"
      God I'm getting old from reading that...
      Why are you even here? Kwite is bi.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@potatortheomnipotentspud Well they're very clearly using it as an excuse to be homophobic. Or are you just using it as an excuse too?
      Why are you on Kwite's channel then? He's Queer.

    • @Diruse
      @Diruse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@giantpinkcatWhy are you assuming the person you respond to is anti LGBT? They said predators who larp as gay/trans folks, not gay/trans people themselvses. I beg, see the good in people. ❤

  • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
    @idiomasentusiasticos7954 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The first one is basically murder. They killed that man’s pets.

  • @clingfray3
    @clingfray3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "why is this on noah get the boat, this is why the weekend is the goat"
    -kwite

  • @BLCKWTRNORTHSTAR
    @BLCKWTRNORTHSTAR 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:15 ultrakill.... swordsmachine.... v2......

  • @mrbones9332
    @mrbones9332 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Unicorns were real, and we slaughtered them for cheap meat and ivory.

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real

    • @mrbones9332
      @mrbones9332 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @RandomCrapIUpload eh, it was more of an overly-dramatic comment about something else the human race has ruined.

  • @zombiexi1292
    @zombiexi1292 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Predestination is the film Kwite is talking about. Great film, it's VERY dialog heavy so bear that in mind for my people who struggle to process audio/multitask with movies they want to follow and pay attention to in the back ground (had to watch this movie twice for those reasons)

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how Kwite is more concerned about he extinction of hot topic emo’s than the extinction of the northern white rhino

  • @Halvos12
    @Halvos12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So fun fact for the old lady.
    So there is a bit of rule where intent to buy actually gives you a degree of ownership so in someways taking stuff from other people's carts like that is in fact possible to be illegal. I am not a lawyer much less one for all 50 states I am just saying there is a chance you can get someone arrested for it.

  • @L1ttleL0v3r
    @L1ttleL0v3r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    5:03 h-he has feet? 😨

  • @handan3786
    @handan3786 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10:36 I don't know about the copypasta but I do know exactly what ur talking about because it was in an Ethan Hawk movie I saw called predestination

  • @yoyohan9
    @yoyohan9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I completely forgot about this subreddit!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @yoyohan9
      @yoyohan9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__ Cap

    • @Jamalgamer125
      @Jamalgamer125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__cap

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      probably for the best

  • @unprankable666
    @unprankable666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember that whole thing about the guy being his own mother and father. There's a whole movie about it, called Predestination. He makes for the perfect time travel agent because he's not connected to the rest of the timeline.

  • @Crime.gril2
    @Crime.gril2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I'm like an interdimensional floating hoodie that just popped into the void." -Kwite, 2024

  • @EthanWright-t2t
    @EthanWright-t2t 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:20 “Make that man yours… forever!”
    Or at least the next 3-4 months when he realises her belly isn’t growing, as they are known to do when someone is actually pregnant.

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The first one genuinely makes me sad, Jesus Christ. I mean Noah.

    • @stephen42007
      @stephen42007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Copy pasting my other comment if you want to know more about it/be less depressed lol
      This news article made me absolutely furious too, so i researched a little more into it. Ron Hoskins, a man from Swindon, England, the beekeeper in the photo, kept bees for over 78 years. In 1995 he discovered that he'd developed what he went on to call the "Swindon bee" which naturally, without the use of chemicals, erradicates the varroa mite from other bees. The mite, for reference, has previously killed millions of bees. This discovery is revolutionary. He shared his knowledge with many other scientists who then built on that work, so it was not in vain that his work was destroyed. He also raised over $50,000 in donations and was able to rebuild, constructing a new apiary that, according to the Meridian Beekeepers' Association, "looks exactly the same as it did before the fire." Unfortunately, Ron passed away in 2023, after decades of pioneering in the field of honeybees, and left behind an amazing legacy. A group of bee conservationists is now looking to continue that legacy as well as his research. The Ron Hoskins Honeybee Conservation Group has a GoFundMe by the same name and they are currently at about $1700 out of their $2000 goal.

  • @PracticallyInvincible
    @PracticallyInvincible 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We don't need a boat, Noah. We need the Matrix. Turn me into a fucking battery. Just make the food taste good.

  • @littledino1515
    @littledino1515 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That first one sucks. That guy spent YEARS trying to selectively breed bees to resist mites. Like wtf

  • @henriquestiaux2129
    @henriquestiaux2129 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10:55, this is a film, i remembrer watching it years ago, can’t remember the name tho

  • @dr_dave512
    @dr_dave512 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:45 Poor dolphin 😢😢😢😢😢😢 *BABY?????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HUMANS!?

  • @shadowspartanzeta7
    @shadowspartanzeta7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One time I accidentally shit my pants at a Wii U demo at a target when I was 7 years old.
    I was playing mario maker demo and I farted so hard I shit my pants

  • @sillyvappy
    @sillyvappy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    i remmber when i went on this subreddit i saw someone take a dump in the middle of the street.
    never again.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @SamSam0YT
      @SamSam0YT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What.....

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I saw someone piss on the side of the road *IRL*

    • @TheDopekitty
      @TheDopekitty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Someone-sc2hk as someone who grew up in the 80s, I've peed on the side of the road during family vacation because I had to go and we were in the middle of nowhere

    • @ohnothepossum
      @ohnothepossum 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheDopekitty As someone living rn, i still sometimes do that if were out in nowhere

  • @RandomFateFan
    @RandomFateFan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:59 wtf is Mecha Eli doing here 😭

  • @williamroeben
    @williamroeben 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "All you zombies" by Robert A Heinlein

  • @zeilouswolf
    @zeilouswolf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    kwite deserves headpats and springtrap cuddles

  • @TheUmbralWolf
    @TheUmbralWolf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Wasn't that a thieves guild quest?"
    Me currently playing the thieves guild quest while watching this

  • @Enderception
    @Enderception 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:35 Kwite what you're describing isn't a copypasta, it's beat by beat the plot of the movie Predestination

  • @mizanurrahman0001
    @mizanurrahman0001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    most of us would be left to die in the flood idk why people act like they gon get invited😭

    • @realcj1377
      @realcj1377 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you smell like a bot

  • @alaskaj4ck
    @alaskaj4ck 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:34 At first I thought she’d reject him, but then my jaw dropped

  • @mahdizrin
    @mahdizrin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Kwite has been so desensitised to this shit that he enjoyed half of these

  • @Newt94
    @Newt94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yo Kwite! The story you're talking about is 'All you Zombies' by Robert Heinlein, its really good and has a movie based on it which isn't terrible... That story has been a favorite for a looong time!

  • @ShyShy_999
    @ShyShy_999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:14 Something like that happened to me during Quarantine. I parked my cart out of the way and walked, like, 3 feet to get a gallon of milk and when I turned back my fuckin whole ass cart was GONE. I'm just glad I didn't take more than my wallet, phone and keys that I kept in my pockets that day, cuz I saw the possible suspect hauling ass away from me, pushing a cart with what looked like the stuff I already picked out already on the other side of the store lmfao

  • @1gient
    @1gient 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:35 That's not a copypasta. That's a short story called "-all you zombies-" written by Robert A. Heinlein. Yes, _that_ Heinlein. Was adapted into a movie called "Predestination". All of it is the second to final version of themself telling their final self the story before becoming the bartender who is also themself.

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What a great video to watch before starting my shift at Kroger today. Certainly won’t piss me off before I even get to the store 💀

  • @WilliamBrowning
    @WilliamBrowning 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:50 The short story is called "All You Zombies".

  • @potato21206
    @potato21206 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Noah get the boat has definitely changed
    I remember when it was really cursed posts like tihi

  • @nicomoist5336
    @nicomoist5336 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Living with Yourself" is what you might be talking about. (or was inspired by it.) about a dude who raises himself, has an old man version and a day after version. on webtoon
    made by two guys, one of them is shen the other david(?)

  • @Erthelgane
    @Erthelgane 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Kwite that copypasta you talked about, the one about the man with both sets of reproductive organs. IT BECAME A MOVIE, I know because I saw it and was never the same again holy fuck. I wouldn't tell you where to watch it to spare you, but also I don't remember.

    • @Liandra24
      @Liandra24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow, I read it on Pinterest years ago, it was so weird that I saved it on there, but I haven’t seen it in years.

  • @HistoryNerd129
    @HistoryNerd129 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I believe the movie is Predestionation, based on the short story “-All You Zombies-”.

  • @banjokazooiesbuddy
    @banjokazooiesbuddy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Don't know about a time travel copypasta... sounds like you just described the plot to the movie "Predestination".

  • @virusapple662
    @virusapple662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:54 yes yes theres people out there

  • @thebrandunsafeone7184
    @thebrandunsafeone7184 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    that thumbnail is disgusting. ive never been more upset about anything ever.

    • @mdmatt2632
      @mdmatt2632 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every single one in that crowd should be jailed without a phone

  • @vladchaoslucifer
    @vladchaoslucifer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the name of the film was Predestination in case someone wants to watch it kinna of cool

  • @Lord_Ducck
    @Lord_Ducck 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    GET THIS MAN ON TUMBLR

  • @VergilSolosGoku
    @VergilSolosGoku 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a fellow Noah, you scared the hell out of me with that title

  • @SanguineThor
    @SanguineThor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Are those... xbox 360s under, and on top of your Gfuel? As decoration? Legend.

  • @noahwattel4226
    @noahwattel4226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:10 WTF I do really hope there was another colony somewhere or at least maybe someone else was doing the same thing. Like it's obviously horrible but it also feels like putting your entire project on a single USB with no back-ups. Like I hope there's some sort of catch or back-up (by which I mean maybe he worked with other bee keepers etc who still have something at least a little closer than starting from scratch) but jeez.
    (Damn and this is the curated stuff? oh lord.)
    6:52 I'm concerned by the fact that she got the job to begin with and they didn't find out immediately after she did it the first time.
    In hindsight most of these indeed weren't quite as terrible as the first.

    • @stephen42007
      @stephen42007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Copy pasting my other comment if you wanna know more about it!! Though it seems he did have to start completely from scratch, other people did have his research so it wasn't totally erradicated.
      This made me absolutely furious too, so i researched a little more into it. Ron Hoskins, a man from Swindon, England, the beekeeper in the photo, kept bees for over 78 years. In 1995 he discovered that he'd developed what he went on to call the "Swindon bee" which naturally, without the use of chemicals, erradicates the varroa mite from other bees. The mite, for reference, has previously killed millions of bees. This discovery is revolutionary. He shared his knowledge with many other scientists who then built on that work, so it was not in vain that his work was destroyed. He also raised over $50,000 in donations and was able to rebuild, constructing a new apiary that, according to the Meridian Beekeepers' Association, "looks exactly the same as it did before the fire." Unfortunately, Ron passed away in 2023, after decades of pioneering in the field of honeybees, and left behind an amazing legacy. A group of bee conservationists is now looking to continue that legacy as well as his research. The Ron Hoskins Honeybee Conservation Group has a GoFundMe by the same name and they are currently at about $1700 out of their $2000 goal.

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Megatron, get the Nemesis!

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:05 after that one show he made I'm surprised he has any fans at all still lmao

  • @Charliewobig
    @Charliewobig 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    YK ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY WHEN KWITE POSTS

  • @Machinewashere
    @Machinewashere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:32 no but please send me a link this sounds like some deeplore shit

  • @Ктоя-ь1м
    @Ктоя-ь1м 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:09 Where are y'all living at...? From where I'm from I never had to encounter with a situation like this ever in my life.
    As someone who can't stand for themselves I'm truly disturbed....

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff หลายเดือนก่อน

      The tweet was from pre-quarantine, when everywhere was low on stock and people were scrambling for resources. Poor woman probably couldn’t get those items back :(

  • @thefreakasaurus
    @thefreakasaurus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:33 that sounds kinda like the man who folded himself. its a book though so i doubt its what ur talking about

  • @Galaxy_123
    @Galaxy_123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    10:51 i know what you talking about

    • @KingONFFE
      @KingONFFE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same but I don’t remember what it was from 💀

    • @creemer2986
      @creemer2986 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s the plot of a movie called predestination

  • @JackalSlag
    @JackalSlag 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:01 Mecha Eli my GOAT

  • @kadenhuber1138
    @kadenhuber1138 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Im at a new low right now

    • @Jamalgamer125
      @Jamalgamer125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ok

    • @pop1923
      @pop1923 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i’m sorry, :(
      hope things get better for you man

    • @TheOneWhoGames1
      @TheOneWhoGames1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Go see a therapist

  • @jaba-_-
    @jaba-_- 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    8:50 patroling mojave almost makes you want a nuclear winter.

  • @moonknightress5059
    @moonknightress5059 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm so upset about those bees

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So am i
      These arsonists are hotheaded

  • @overlorddave4952
    @overlorddave4952 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The thing you were talking about, a time travel guy marrying himself, having a kid with himself, and a time travel agency was the movie/book Predestination. Hope this helps Kwite