The BODY EXPLODING PARASITE In Hell Hole Explained

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    Parasites. While absolutely disgusting animals that in some ways can lead to the end of the host, can actually be quite important. However, some parasites, may just be horrific. In the events of Hell Hole, this particular parasite is the latter over the former. Invading the bodies of men in the worst way imaginable, it will exist within, gestating unless that man is threatened in which case they will literally explode. But why exactly does this happen and where did the parasite come from? lets discuss that in todays episode!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  วันที่ผ่านมา +75

    Thanks for watching guys! Hope everyone enjoyed!
    If you want to check out my gaming channel, I know meta right: www.youtube.com/@roanokegames2979
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    • @MarlonS-gj5tb
      @MarlonS-gj5tb วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      can you do more super soldier breakdowns, thx!!

    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Roanoke Gaming Can you please do a video on The Edenians From mortal Kombat

    • @Gyarren
      @Gyarren วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Awesome video!Have you ever heard of Parasite Eve? That would make a GREAT video!

    • @deezenuts7195
      @deezenuts7195 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I dont know about you but I have never released a hot object automatically. I usually register shocking pain before I make a conscious decision to throw the hot object.

    • @A-silly-goober
      @A-silly-goober วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not sure if you've already coverd this, but sons of the forest might be interesting. it has a mix between religion and very interesting mutations. If you can guess which one I've named " the chlamydia monster" ill give you a crisp high five.

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher วันที่ผ่านมา +892

    >Roanoke mentioning the depths of the ocean.
    >Not talking about the anglerfish.
    Who are you and what you did with Roanoke?

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      Check him for RE Wesker tentacles, he's been taken over as a host for the butt Octopus 🐙

    • @GlobalsoftPirka
      @GlobalsoftPirka วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Clearly it’s an AI programmed to speak with his voice. :V

    • @glorbojibbins2485
      @glorbojibbins2485 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      He's an AI now, you can tell because his voice is deeper

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      His intense internal hatred for the French made him blind to the his guttural fear of the anglerfish

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      The xenomorph anglerfish prions got him, he tried to warn us a d we didn't listen. That's why he sounds different and why he didn't talk properly about the three creatures

  • @ricsiantal4461
    @ricsiantal4461 วันที่ผ่านมา +835

    This movie proves French people can live underground like worms, its a normal reaction when they see a predator of some kind

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas วันที่ผ่านมา

      Does that mean Americans are Groundhogs? As America wouldn't exist without said worms.

    • @itzybitzyspyder
      @itzybitzyspyder วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      This is how they discovered truffles.

    • @Ghost-zk4rv
      @Ghost-zk4rv วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Based😂

    • @Domedetergeant
      @Domedetergeant วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      As a french man, yes.

    • @Miscellaneous_Minx
      @Miscellaneous_Minx วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      Every French person is born with the innate urge to burrow into the ground and hide from god

  • @jamesspeed8368
    @jamesspeed8368 วันที่ผ่านมา +227

    Every time you make us manually breath, an angler fish is born.

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Every time he doesn't mention the feet, another angler fish is born. Only closer to Roanoke.

    • @mariawhite7337
      @mariawhite7337 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Jokes on him I spent the majority of my youth dealing with panic attacks. So me manually breathing is just a reflex at this point.

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 วันที่ผ่านมา +597

    Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites
    Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics.

    • @Waphyxism
      @Waphyxism วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Damn, Im early

    • @S45698
      @S45698 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I love you

    • @Pain_ofexile
      @Pain_ofexile วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      noted thanks

    • @smallwallabygaming22725
      @smallwallabygaming22725 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Waphyxismsame here.

    • @chrisb4131
      @chrisb4131 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Well done. 👏

  • @sohamtalekar7820
    @sohamtalekar7820 วันที่ผ่านมา +267

    Digging out a french person from the ground must be the scariest thing you have covered on this channel.

    • @jshreyas1882
      @jshreyas1882 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Other than anglerfish 😂

  • @romanejerome168
    @romanejerome168 วันที่ผ่านมา +304

    Like, are these mfs even really scientists?? The right time to quarantine this dude was the second you pull him out of the ground. The second right time WAS when EVERYONE WITNESSED ELDRITCH TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HIS ORIFICES.
    Everything that happened is their fault bro, deserved.

    • @giuseppe9653
      @giuseppe9653 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      They were scientist, the people who wrote them, were not

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Got some Prometheus and Covenant "scientists" in this movie is all

    • @phoenixchampion7
      @phoenixchampion7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Personally I'd say take out the scientist if you find yourself in a monster movie.
      Sure it'd be great to study this creature- But if it's killing us more efficiently than we can think of ways to trap it you'll have to settle for an autopsy.
      Yeah we'll be losing scientific data by killing it but at least we have something to study... assuming we didn't burn it to ash.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      I really felt for this poor french dude, honestly. Made me genuinely sad, poor guy would not even understand what a sandwich was, could not understand mostly anyone at all, died alone and confused.

  • @DavisXero
    @DavisXero วันที่ผ่านมา +282

    Bro, you need to cover the Strigoi from the book/tv series The Strain. I’m surprised you haven’t seen it yet as it seems like a show right up your alley.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      The entire time I was watching it, I was thinking the same thing.

    • @ikkigonzalez7290
      @ikkigonzalez7290 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The strain is such a good book.

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Tv show is to long Roanoke would have to watch the whole thing before he'd cover it is my understanding

    • @JamesHuggett_
      @JamesHuggett_ วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Whoa how do you make those words blue and contain a link.

    • @steel749
      @steel749 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@mementomori771than he could do the Reaper virus from Blade 2 as that was pretty similar

  • @Talesfromthefoodofficial
    @Talesfromthefoodofficial วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    Imagine being the last survivor of the napoleonic wars only to explode from a tentacle monster 200 years in the future.

  • @giladpellaeon1691
    @giladpellaeon1691 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    Q) Why does John smell like the weird now mysteriously dead guy?
    A) Stay away from John.

  • @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
    @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Fossil fuels are _technically_ renewable which is the _worst_ kind of renewable.
    It's formed from the breakdown of organics under high temperature and pressure. Most of our oil and gas comes from plankton.
    However, this process takes _millions_ of years.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      There's a way we could immensely speed up the process, but it would still take thousands of years to replenish.

  • @user-DuskyB
    @user-DuskyB วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    We really need a montage of the times Roanoke talks about proud vehicles or just mentions it. It's just perfectly golden

  • @TypeZeta2
    @TypeZeta2 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    One thing I learned from this channel is the importance of parasites. But my least favorite parasite is still tapeworms

    • @kogden8110
      @kogden8110 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Yeah no thanks, I’d rather have raging allergies than a parasite living inside of me.

  • @thejfool4951
    @thejfool4951 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    Ahhh yes the french angler fish. Le Scare

    • @chrisb4131
      @chrisb4131 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Instead of a little light, it's a baguette

    • @manstermanman08
      @manstermanman08 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Don't give god ideas

  • @kamikazipidgion
    @kamikazipidgion วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    Cephalopoda is a class in the phylum Mollusca. Octopus are mollusks. That's why they keep calling it a mollusk.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I think it would just be more accurate to call them a cephalopod, though.

    • @SkyeRequiem001
      @SkyeRequiem001 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Clearly Roanoke just refuses to learn about the ocean

    • @anasazidarkmoon
      @anasazidarkmoon วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@SkyeRequiem001 you would think that his hatred of it would make him more willing to learn about it, so that he better understands how to kill the things in it...such as anglerfish.

    • @FeedMeSalt
      @FeedMeSalt วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Reminds me of the dolphin situation.
      Dolphins ARE whales.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@kamikazipidgion Like, you wouldn't point at a cat and say "look, a mammal", because that just wouldn't be as accurate.

  • @wickedTrickster
    @wickedTrickster วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    so, about the cephalopod/mollusk thing. cephalopods are actually in the phylum mollusca, making them a type of mollusk!

    • @ESCMenagerie
      @ESCMenagerie วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Thank you! I actually went into the comments to say just that! It was bugging me so much throughout what is otherwise an enjoyable episode.

    • @KipperDip
      @KipperDip วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I was looking for this comment right after he said that lol

    • @acuddlyheadcrab
      @acuddlyheadcrab วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Umbrella groups get the best of us at times.

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@acuddlyheadcrab yep just like killer whales being dolphins which is part of the whale (cetacean) umbrella.

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 วันที่ผ่านมา +283

    It's so awful that it makes you start MANUALLY BREATHING.

  • @kieranpriest9609
    @kieranpriest9609 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Oil comes from loads of things like plants and microorganisms
    The whole dinosaur misunderstanding came from the term “fossil fuels” and Sinclair oil deciding to play on that misunderstanding with using a dinosaur as a logo at the beginning of last century

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    As a former Hyundai owner I can confirm.
    My timing belt snapped and hit the head gasket, causing a piston to smack the head gasket and warp it.
    We fixed it and then exactly 1 year later it happened all over again, I sold that thing to a scrap yard.

  • @8darktraveler8
    @8darktraveler8 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    The monster is somewhere out here, let's split up...
    Master class strategy.

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Never split up the party. - dnd tpk

    • @8darktraveler8
      @8darktraveler8 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@BLOODKINGbro Especially if the tentacle monster is after men, that's a sin against the gods.
      "Hey bro, something not so chill just happened".

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

    Parasites in my hell hole, no thanks, that sounds unpleasant

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's a mood

    • @yournan6199
      @yournan6199 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Pretty sure that's "just" tapeworms, right?

  • @banjokazooiesbuddy
    @banjokazooiesbuddy วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I love that in these "monster biology explained" lessons, you, without fail, display savant level knowledge of any and all pickups that happen to be on screen for more than one single frame of film reel. Continue being awesome.

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Shelter comes from Old English scyldtruma which means shield troop and references the roman tortoise formation.
    Shield is related to shell however as they both derive from forms of Proto Indo European skelH which means to split. Ditto shelf, scale, shale, skull, skill, scalp, etc.

    • @emoryogglethorp8180
      @emoryogglethorp8180 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The history of the English language is weird and I love it LOL

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@emoryogglethorp8180
      Yeah it can be mental. TIL that the cow/beef distinction didn't really happen until the Georgians/Victorians. It's all Walter Scott's fault blaming the Norman invasion in Ivanhoe!

  • @nategarage
    @nategarage วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Day 15 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    You know how sickness trigger an instinct in us to stay the heck away from said sick individual. These people are lacking that to the max. The moment that worm went in and out of his nose you could not pay be to be in the same building as him without proper ppe

  • @BlueLizardKing
    @BlueLizardKing วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I looked for a breakdown for Hellhole only two days ago, and now I get one from you! Oh, Roanoke, you always deliver.

  • @newsupercool79
    @newsupercool79 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    @24:57 lmao i didn't expect a boogie cameo

  • @cthulhupolar60
    @cthulhupolar60 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I really am sorry to say this, but cephalopods are a type of mollusk. Mollusk is a phylum and cephalopod is a class.

    • @MrPrussianjester
      @MrPrussianjester วันที่ผ่านมา

      How the heck do you turn cephalopods into a search link? Clicking on it literally searches for cephalopods on TH-cam.

  • @azazelsiad3601
    @azazelsiad3601 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    The one day the angler fish didn’t catch that fade.

  • @joeyk803c
    @joeyk803c วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Not me sitting here currently waiting for a call back from the dealer about my Hyundai.
    The shade you be throwing is real, bro.

  • @Kawaiikitten0211
    @Kawaiikitten0211 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    This request may be too bizarre Mr. Papa Roanoke, but since Halloween is almost upon us it’d be atomically cool to see you do a video on the trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid and their vulnerability to milk. It’s on brand since you’ve done weird childhood movies from the 90’s before and fun fact: the troll costumes are repurposed clowns from Killer Klowns from Outer Space even!

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Oil came from organic matter, which decayed under specific circumstances. About 70% of it is assumed to have come from ancient kelp forests. Like coal came from ancient trees. But a large amount of fossil fuels came from fauna, which decayed in peat bogs. The acidity is what's really important though, so it wasn't all peat bogs.

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY วันที่ผ่านมา

      Isn't oil still 99.9% finite though?

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@CassandraYConsidering it takes millions of years it is finite.

    • @johnaeryns5364
      @johnaeryns5364 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @garretth8224 it doesn't take millions of years, it takes thousands. Still a long ass time, we couldn't replenish reserves in any kind of reasonable time frame. But it would happen. We could expedite the process, but we won't because it's stupid dangerous. And it would only cut the time by a few centuries.
      Fun fact, China and India will be sitting on the largest oil reserves in around five to ten thousand years if they begin the process now. Also, those countries probably won't exist by then either.
      Shit, China might not exist in a decade.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@CassandraY Yeah, it's only renewable by technicality. By reasonable standards? That shi is one of the LEAST renewable resources in the entire world.

  • @brianquint6126
    @brianquint6126 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I came for the sci-fi monster explanation but stayed for the French hate.

  • @anonanon3867
    @anonanon3867 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    My favourite thing about your channel is your scientific rambles and how often you go off course with other cool facts.💜

  • @KTOK
    @KTOK วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Shoutout to Raycon fr. Keeping my favorite creator paid and delivering great sound.

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    31:50 me when the lights get turned on while im eating shredded cheese in the dark at 1 in the morning

  • @clintparsons3989
    @clintparsons3989 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I literally can never tell the difference when TH-camrs apologize for sounding sick.

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    34:00 "it catches up almost immediately" .... WHAT?!? LOL

  • @marshmellow0408
    @marshmellow0408 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    The choice of hell walker for the background music is distracting, I was sitting here rocking out while a dude was getting wrecked by some worms.

  • @astrumrocket6556
    @astrumrocket6556 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Yo, so I pause it at 3:00 just to comment, I'm roughly from Illyrian area, and man, how did you miss that "R"?? It was right there, taunting you...

  • @Rinihime
    @Rinihime วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "Which may or may not be orange"
    So true, when I spent my pre-work morning chasing my orange escapee as he tried to embrace his unga bunga energy.

  • @kofu1267
    @kofu1267 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    As you said "we are all now manually breathing" I literally took a breath. Get out my head bro lmaao

  • @-DA-ONE-
    @-DA-ONE- วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    0:14 now you have no choice but to make a venom video

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fr fr

    • @Smokasaurus
      @Smokasaurus วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thought he did that. Could be wrong.

    • @Smokasaurus
      @Smokasaurus วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Can confirm, I am wrong. Gg

  • @jiiaga5017
    @jiiaga5017 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Dude Chevy never needed longterm reliability, because their bodies rotted away after 7-8 years.

  • @greentwo6845
    @greentwo6845 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    THAT SPLIT SECOND OF THE GUY PUKING HIS GUTS OUT LMAO

    • @joshfleck9715
      @joshfleck9715 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      AI Roanoke, he tried saying he wouldn't use AI earlier. Freudian slip. The angler has him

    • @OnlyGhostType
      @OnlyGhostType วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah that was disgusting

    • @arsyadidris6349
      @arsyadidris6349 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thats LA Beast i think.

  • @daniell1483
    @daniell1483 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Oil comes from the remains of ancient rainforests from the Carboniferous Period. Oil isn't made from dinosaurs, and oil is definitely a finite resource. We've already used up much of the best oil (light and sweet oil) already. Most crude is heavy/sour.

  • @Ci1antr0
    @Ci1antr0 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Honestly the biggest sin with this movie is nobody in production actually learning about oil acquisition

  • @vla1ne
    @vla1ne วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    so you see tentacles coming out of the man, and you not only fail to quarantine him, but you enter the room to be alone with him, AND initiate contact with him.
    Even one of those things are unforgivable sins. all of them together made it impossible to feel bad for bro when the rectacle came out and got him in the mouth. if i even see some tentacles writhing out of a persons body, they're getting burned on the spot.

    • @camtube55
      @camtube55 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Let's let the janitor kiss the carrier in 28 weeks later energy

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Except killing the host in this instance would actually make things so much worse because the cephalopod would just burst out at the first sign of a threat, then it's gonna go for someone else...

    • @vla1ne
      @vla1ne 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 you can just use fire.

  • @anasazidarkmoon
    @anasazidarkmoon วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Roanoke, my brother in Christ, cephalopods ARE mollusks. Mollusks are a large phylum of invertebrates, including the class Cephalopoda.

  • @kazeem6419
    @kazeem6419 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    How can drowning be euphoric?? Think of the pain and discomfort when a mouthful of water goes down your wind pipe now multiply that by like infinity....

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    @4:05 all due respect Papa Roanoke, my two roommates both own Hyundai's and they're both over 50,000 mi and neither of them have thrown a rod..

  • @biowraith6787
    @biowraith6787 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Nothing gets me shouting "SKULL YEAH BRUTHERRR" like Roanoke talking about trucks while Doom music plays in the background

  • @The_King_of_Chefs
    @The_King_of_Chefs วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I first read the title as 'Body Exploring' and I was like 'excuse me?'

  • @fishmansf4
    @fishmansf4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Cephalopods are a class within phylum mollusca, thus making an octopus still a mollusk.

  • @CornRecords972
    @CornRecords972 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I've pretty much eradicated my allergies by spending an hour outside every day. Take that parasites! Oh god I hope I don't just have a parasite.

    • @NormalEyeJoe
      @NormalEyeJoe วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Congrats, you're pregnant!!

    • @SteaksAndBourbon
      @SteaksAndBourbon วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@NormalEyeJoe It's a beautiful baby... Worm.

  • @Michael_OBrian
    @Michael_OBrian วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Any ETA for a video on the Quarians from Mass Effect?

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Looking into it! and thank you for the superchat bro!

  • @wingofshu
    @wingofshu วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The..... outbreak of specific car facts are just the best

  • @ShatteredLimitYT
    @ShatteredLimitYT วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Roanoke: "We are now all manually breathing!"
    Me: "You bastard..."

  • @Oakoms
    @Oakoms วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    My all metal Nissan (dotsun) d21 saved my life when i was teeboned + flipped 3 times. RiP my big red friend

  • @colechestnut6627
    @colechestnut6627 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I nearly got sick watching those worms come out while I'm eating dinner. Good God lol

  • @DaBigArmyDude
    @DaBigArmyDude วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    **laughs in steak tartare**
    Caffeine, whisky and tobacco has rendered my body immune to parasites. I can’t even survive in it

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If you pack your body with enough chemical preserves, then you should be good.
      After all, people survived huffing glow sticks and drinking bleach...
      But joke aside for real be safe and see a license physician.

  • @vicefamgaming
    @vicefamgaming วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The music bothers me so much, it comes on and off. Normally I don't mind, but it's just so jarring.

    • @XTaronyuX
      @XTaronyuX วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hahahaha play doom and you'll understand

    • @vicefamgaming
      @vicefamgaming วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@XTaronyuX oh, is that where it's from? Got it. Thanks

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      agreed, it was very distracting.

  • @spider1g5
    @spider1g5 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    All horror films cease to work if everyone just communicates and acts on shared information. That being said- I really never wanna watch horror films, so thank you for reviewing them!

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Tremors, The Thing, and Alien would have a word with you

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Descent, the cabin in the woods, 28 days later, from dusk til dawn, dog soldiers... There are loads dude

  • @Didymus20X6
    @Didymus20X6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That "You are now manually breathing" only works on me about half the time.

  • @Space__Wizard
    @Space__Wizard วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Jokes on you I was already breathing manually

  • @lucasbally1558
    @lucasbally1558 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    You know, as a french, I could fell offended, but nah, everything was pretty on point X)

  • @SpeedDemo2581
    @SpeedDemo2581 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Those old Nissan and Toyota trucks are best every day and off road rides

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Love these trucks

    • @XTaronyuX
      @XTaronyuX วันที่ผ่านมา

      I love my 21 tacoma, so nice and my first taco 😂

  • @durere
    @durere วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    ''Stone anything is _always_ the superior choice'' said Roanoke Gaming, revving his Flintstones pick-up.
    * wrote this joke before the two (so far) rants about pickups.
    ** but... cephalopods _are_ mollusks. To be fair though, I don't call my cat a chordate either.

  • @drxaodin5295
    @drxaodin5295 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    That’s what life is. One Vile task after another

  • @Sarin-Q
    @Sarin-Q 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Can't wait for the day Roanoke drops a video that spends more time talking about old cars in the background than any meaningful subject of the film

  • @azurephantom100
    @azurephantom100 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    its a misconception that oil is from the dinos era oil is much much older from mostly plant life

  • @j.stonehouse5004
    @j.stonehouse5004 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Cephalopods ARE under the header of Mollusk. That's why they were calling them mollusks

  • @ravenchelsvokia
    @ravenchelsvokia วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hey Roanoke there's something I learned a few years back that actually proves a smaller brain actually means increased intelligence rather than a lose in intelligence. This is due to the fact that it allows signals in the brain to be fired off much faster and relieved much faster. It's why Albert Einstein had a smaller brain than the average person. A larger brain in cats actually means they had a lesser ability to problem solve than they do now. For example moat cats learn how to escape their homes via experimentation of weaknesses in door or windows frames or screens. Or they straight up learn how to rip exhaust pipes to A/C units off and escape via the hole in the wall. Our cat is smart enough to figure out how to open doors that can simply be pushed open due to them being improperly framed. She figured this out from testing whether or not she could apply force to the door and open it. Not all of the doors open like this, and she learned which ones do. Thus proving cats have some pretty good problem solving skills.

  • @harvardford8752
    @harvardford8752 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I love the random car guy factoids, it bristles my dopamine receptors.

  • @hipsterindietrash6105
    @hipsterindietrash6105 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Regarding your comment about oil coming from microorganisms:
    This is true. While scientists briefly believed that oil and natural gas came from dinosaurs and other complex life, that theory was quickly disproven as there is nowhere near enough biomass from saurids to do so. Even during the mass extinction which ended the dinosaurs there would not be enough flesh to create all the oil, as well as the dead dinosaurs not being covered quickly enough to begin the high pressure geologic process to convert to oil.
    However, the ocean that covered much of the world was teeming with simple microscopic life such as plankton and the like. And the sheer mass of dead organisms creating the sort of stinking slime you find at the bottom of lakes was too much to fully decompose, and so significant portions of the stuff would be covered over by tectonic shifts and other geologic processes. These vast blankets of ocean muck became oil and gas.
    Similarly, something much like trees evolved before the fungus and other microorganisms we now have which decompose them. Thus, during the carboniforous period, countless trees died and collapsed with no way to break them down all across the earth, and these vast piles of dead tree material was covered over and would become our coal fields.

  • @jefferymosdell2490
    @jefferymosdell2490 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Years ago I came for science on Necromorphs and a dubious interest in starting with feet, but I stayed for the trashing of Jeeps and the modern automotive industry. Based as always, Roanoke.

  • @RANMAPAT01
    @RANMAPAT01 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    While I don’t really care that much about cars, somehow I always find it amusing when Roanoke gets distracted by them in the reviews!

  • @ShadowPredator31
    @ShadowPredator31 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Mostly commenting for the Almighty Algorithm, but genuinely wondering. I work in restaurant kitchens and there's a rule, "don't drop it no matter how hot it is" so we don't waste anything. If the spine is supposed to make the executive order to drop something hot, how is the brain overriding that?

  • @benphish
    @benphish วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'd love to see one of these on the stake land movies. They're surprisingly good for a lower budget series.

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yikes how those things transfer between people in the film is NASTY.
    But strangely enough, parasites like the horsehair worm also leave out the rear, so maybe that was why the film went ... that route.
    The amount of French roasting had me in stitches, no idea how this man does it.

  • @army310
    @army310 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    @5:19 so humans are just warhammer 40k orks. we write something down and then down the line it becomes real. Neat... OH NO oh nooooooo

  • @xxxxxxxxx1852
    @xxxxxxxxx1852 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I own a 1996 tacoma SR5 with over 350,000 miles and i love your other brand slander lol

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Got a 2000 SR5 Tacoma myself, gonna face swap it with a 96 here soon

    • @Didymus20X6
      @Didymus20X6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I have a 2003 Tacoma that's just short of 275K. I don't drive it much anymore, but only because I got a new Prius, and I freaking love the mileage.

  • @darkslayered2856
    @darkslayered2856 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A new episode let's gooooooo!!! So hyped for this!

  • @DanThaMan028
    @DanThaMan028 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don't have notifications for your videos, but I watch them so much that I don't need them. I watch your videos while playing video games. Soothing!

  • @G-Manfromhalflife
    @G-Manfromhalflife วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "The demons are coming inside of him" huh reminds me of a werewolf joke you made

  • @patrickcheesman
    @patrickcheesman วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Always watch new vids twice. Once at work in the background, and once at home where I can actually pay attention

  • @desolation2438
    @desolation2438 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Hey Roanoke, I think you should look at the HK virus evolved humans from dead island 2. I find their enhanced abillities with the retention of their humanity to be fasinating, and that the HK Virus could be refined to do this in all humans with time.

  • @JerrySpoonpuncher
    @JerrySpoonpuncher 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    LMAo that boogie reference

  • @DanzigDB138
    @DanzigDB138 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don't let anyone tell you how to make videos. I love you're videos because you make me learn.

  • @zer0impactgaming795
    @zer0impactgaming795 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    @RoanokeGaming on the topic of parasites please look at the Mother and parasite infection from Zoochosis, also great video as always and I honestly use your videos to help me study for microbiology and they've helped me keep my marks in the high 70s and 80s

  • @mikalbohn6806
    @mikalbohn6806 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Been watching your channel for a long while. Always love when I get a notification for a new vid

  • @mordantmartyr6696
    @mordantmartyr6696 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:10 the majority of oil is made from microscopic algae called diatoms, which lived millions of years before dinosaurs, and had to be in marine environments; aka, not very renewable as we wish they could be.
    also, abiogenesis is much less luck based than you make it out to be, I genuinely recommend a look into the modern understanding of it as the "lightning" and "underwater vents" part is a far less important and usually no longer taught part of abiogenesis

  • @IRL_Lore
    @IRL_Lore วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    22:15 it is at this moment that I realized my extremely Chad 4 year old son who loves cars and science would probably really appreciate your channel.
    Maybe when hes older, not sure how much of your material is age appropriate tho lol 😅

  • @diamondclaw5313
    @diamondclaw5313 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My brother only buys/fixes/sells, the old Toyota, nessan, and Ford 4×4 trucks. Roanoke would probably loose his mind seeing our yard. 😅

  • @jordonturner9559
    @jordonturner9559 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Roanoke you should cover the beast from Amensia the bunker.

  • @SerbianLifter997
    @SerbianLifter997 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    What an absolute nothingburger ending, is there a metaphor I'm missing from the last two surviving characters?

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero วันที่ผ่านมา

      It feels like it's meant to be about pregnancy in some way...

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    11:42 As well as giving him a fecal infection

  • @jordandyck4721
    @jordandyck4721 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Hey, I really like the stock images especially with the water marks. adds character

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    How I love to have seen a movie before you release a video about a said movie. This means that most often, I can watch without fearing for spoilers 😂

  • @Jacksonmoonstar1714
    @Jacksonmoonstar1714 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m surprised I’m able to eat this whole order of crab Rangoon while watching this monstrosity