The BODY EXPLODING PARASITE In Hell Hole Explained

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    Parasites. While absolutely disgusting animals that in some ways can lead to the end of the host, can actually be quite important. However, some parasites, may just be horrific. In the events of Hell Hole, this particular parasite is the latter over the former. Invading the bodies of men in the worst way imaginable, it will exist within, gestating unless that man is threatened in which case they will literally explode. But why exactly does this happen and where did the parasite come from? lets discuss that in todays episode!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

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    • @MarlonS-gj5tb
      @MarlonS-gj5tb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      can you do more super soldier breakdowns, thx!!

    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Roanoke Gaming Can you please do a video on The Edenians From mortal Kombat

    • @Gyarren
      @Gyarren 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Awesome video!Have you ever heard of Parasite Eve? That would make a GREAT video!

    • @deezenuts7195
      @deezenuts7195 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I dont know about you but I have never released a hot object automatically. I usually register shocking pain before I make a conscious decision to throw the hot object.

    • @A-silly-goober
      @A-silly-goober 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not sure if you've already coverd this, but sons of the forest might be interesting. it has a mix between religion and very interesting mutations. If you can guess which one I've named " the chlamydia monster" ill give you a crisp high five.

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1915

    >Roanoke mentioning the depths of the ocean.
    >Not talking about the anglerfish.
    Who are you and what you did with Roanoke?

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      Check him for RE Wesker tentacles, he's been taken over as a host for the butt Octopus 🐙

    • @GlobalsoftPirka
      @GlobalsoftPirka 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Clearly it’s an AI programmed to speak with his voice. :V

    • @glorbojibbins2485
      @glorbojibbins2485 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      He's an AI now, you can tell because his voice is deeper

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      His intense internal hatred for the French made him blind to the his guttural fear of the anglerfish

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      The xenomorph anglerfish prions got him, he tried to warn us a d we didn't listen. That's why he sounds different and why he didn't talk properly about the three creatures

  • @ricsiantal4461
    @ricsiantal4461 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1972

    This movie proves French people can live underground like worms, its a normal reaction when they see a predator of some kind

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does that mean Americans are Groundhogs? As America wouldn't exist without said worms.

    • @itzybitzyspyder
      @itzybitzyspyder 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

      This is how they discovered truffles.

    • @Ghost-zk4rv
      @Ghost-zk4rv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Based😂

    • @Domedetergeant
      @Domedetergeant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      As a french man, yes.

    • @Miscellaneous_Minx
      @Miscellaneous_Minx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      Every French person is born with the innate urge to burrow into the ground and hide from god

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1302

    Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites
    Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics.

    • @Waphyxism
      @Waphyxism 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Damn, Im early

    • @S45698
      @S45698 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I love you

    • @SkateGod_420
      @SkateGod_420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      noted thanks

    • @smallwallabygaming22725
      @smallwallabygaming22725 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Waphyxismsame here.

    • @chrisb4131
      @chrisb4131 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Well done. 👏

  • @giladpellaeon1691
    @giladpellaeon1691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +409

    Q) Why does John smell like the weird now mysteriously dead guy?
    A) Stay away from John.

    • @BarefootCM
      @BarefootCM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A useful tactic for when someone smells like ass even without mysterious circumstances

  • @romanejerome168
    @romanejerome168 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +753

    Like, are these mfs even really scientists?? The right time to quarantine this dude was the second you pull him out of the ground. The second right time WAS when EVERYONE WITNESSED ELDRITCH TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HIS ORIFICES.
    Everything that happened is their fault bro, deserved.

    • @giuseppe9653
      @giuseppe9653 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      They were scientist, the people who wrote them, were not

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Got some Prometheus and Covenant "scientists" in this movie is all

    • @phoenixchampion7
      @phoenixchampion7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Personally I'd say take out the scientist if you find yourself in a monster movie.
      Sure it'd be great to study this creature- But if it's killing us more efficiently than we can think of ways to trap it you'll have to settle for an autopsy.
      Yeah we'll be losing scientific data by killing it but at least we have something to study... assuming we didn't burn it to ash.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I really felt for this poor french dude, honestly. Made me genuinely sad, poor guy would not even understand what a sandwich was, could not understand mostly anyone at all, died alone and confused.

    • @diobrando5993
      @diobrando5993 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They are scientist but also french, so thats like their biggest mistake

  • @sohamtalekar7820
    @sohamtalekar7820 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +596

    Digging out a french person from the ground must be the scariest thing you have covered on this channel.

    • @jshreyas1882
      @jshreyas1882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Other than anglerfish 😂

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    You know how sickness trigger an instinct in us to stay the heck away from said sick individual. These people are lacking that to the max. The moment that worm went in and out of his nose you could not pay be to be in the same building as him without proper ppe

    • @jackrylebonclaw7270
      @jackrylebonclaw7270 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ...and a flamethrower.

    • @SirFailure
      @SirFailure 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@jackrylebonclaw7270And flamethrowers, right. Couldn't forget that

    • @HappyAspid
      @HappyAspid หลายเดือนก่อน

      At this point this monster gives humanity a favor, by removing genetic dead ends.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah at that point I would have absolutely gone out the window. Couldn’t pay me enough to hang out there.

  • @jamesspeed8368
    @jamesspeed8368 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +736

    Every time you make us manually breath, an angler fish is born.

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Every time he doesn't mention the feet, another angler fish is born. Only closer to Roanoke.

    • @mariawhite7337
      @mariawhite7337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Jokes on him I spent the majority of my youth dealing with panic attacks. So me manually breathing is just a reflex at this point.

    • @thedescendedangel
      @thedescendedangel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      OR does your manual breathing come from an angler fish being born?

    • @thezombiefan777
      @thezombiefan777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨

    • @cyriell
      @cyriell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Manually breathing isnt bed, when i do it while focussing on myself i just calm down ^^

  • @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
    @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    Fossil fuels are _technically_ renewable which is the _worst_ kind of renewable.
    It's formed from the breakdown of organics under high temperature and pressure. Most of our oil and gas comes from plankton.
    However, this process takes _millions_ of years.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      There's a way we could immensely speed up the process, but it would still take thousands of years to replenish.

    • @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
      @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Yeah and it wouldn't really be worth it...
      That's why I support nuclear! It'll last us a lot longer (we already have enough to last us 150 years at least), and we can mine it from asteroids if we do run low! Plus, no emissions! (from electricity generation, construction leads to some emissions but that's true for anything)

    • @loowick4074
      @loowick4074 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 literally nuclear, solar, wind, hamster on a giant wheel.
      Anythings better than fossil fuels.

    • @francisharkins
      @francisharkins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 Be careful Big Oil doesn't find you, theres a reason progress towards better energy sources is so slow or mocked.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
      Eh, Nuclear Fissile stations are a workable shortstop until we can hit fusion I guess, but realistically we could likely find a source of energy that doesn't produce massively radioactive byproducts which need to be buried underground for thousands of years due to the danger they pose (and fissile byproducts are not always treated as strictly as they should be which could absolutely lead to issues down the line). Plus the side effects of a fissile malfunction are exponentially worse than pretty much any other fuel source, so there's that to think about.
      The main aim nowadays should be to find a supplementary source of energy that can be utilized as a renewable form of energy until fusion is achieved, because past that point energy concerns will be vastly less, well, concerning.

  • @Talesfromthefoodofficial
    @Talesfromthefoodofficial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +515

    Imagine being the last survivor of the napoleonic wars only to explode from a tentacle monster 200 years in the future.
    Thanks for the likes yall

    • @johnrizzanecuacion6177
      @johnrizzanecuacion6177 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Huge mood

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Sounds about Warhammer, too.
      FTL in 40k isn't "chronologically consistent," per se. Much of the reason why big name characters always have the opportunity to get screentime on demand is due to The Warp basically holding their ship hostage in between time and space.

    • @brianmoyachiuz905
      @brianmoyachiuz905 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Phrasing 😏

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't even get to partake in tentacular media

  • @DavisXero
    @DavisXero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +458

    Bro, you need to cover the Strigoi from the book/tv series The Strain. I’m surprised you haven’t seen it yet as it seems like a show right up your alley.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The entire time I was watching it, I was thinking the same thing.

    • @ikkigonzalez7290
      @ikkigonzalez7290 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The strain is such a good book.

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Tv show is to long Roanoke would have to watch the whole thing before he'd cover it is my understanding

    • @JamesHuggett_
      @JamesHuggett_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Whoa how do you make those words blue and contain a link.

    • @steel749
      @steel749 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@mementomori771than he could do the Reaper virus from Blade 2 as that was pretty similar

  • @kamikazipidgion
    @kamikazipidgion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    Cephalopoda is a class in the phylum Mollusca. Octopus are mollusks. That's why they keep calling it a mollusk.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think it would just be more accurate to call them a cephalopod, though.

    • @SkyeRequiem001
      @SkyeRequiem001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Clearly Roanoke just refuses to learn about the ocean

    • @anasazidarkmoon
      @anasazidarkmoon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@SkyeRequiem001 you would think that his hatred of it would make him more willing to learn about it, so that he better understands how to kill the things in it...such as anglerfish.

    • @FeedMeSalt
      @FeedMeSalt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Reminds me of the dolphin situation.
      Dolphins ARE whales.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@kamikazipidgion Like, you wouldn't point at a cat and say "look, a mammal", because that just wouldn't be as accurate.

  • @vla1ne
    @vla1ne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    so you see tentacles coming out of the man, and you not only fail to quarantine him, but you enter the room to be alone with him, AND initiate contact with him.
    Even one of those things are unforgivable sins. all of them together made it impossible to feel bad for bro when the rectacle came out and got him in the mouth. if i even see some tentacles writhing out of a persons body, they're getting burned on the spot.

    • @camtube55
      @camtube55 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Let's let the janitor kiss the carrier in 28 weeks later energy

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except killing the host in this instance would actually make things so much worse because the cephalopod would just burst out at the first sign of a threat, then it's gonna go for someone else...

    • @vla1ne
      @vla1ne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 you can just use fire.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m going out the window. Fuck me, goodbye. Out the window and I’m not coming in until that dude is quarantined.

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Shelter comes from Old English scyldtruma which means shield troop and references the roman tortoise formation.
    Shield is related to shell however as they both derive from forms of Proto Indo European skelH which means to split. Ditto shelf, scale, shale, skull, skill, scalp, etc.

    • @emoryogglethorp8180
      @emoryogglethorp8180 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The history of the English language is weird and I love it LOL

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@emoryogglethorp8180
      Yeah it can be mental. TIL that the cow/beef distinction didn't really happen until the Georgians/Victorians. It's all Walter Scott's fault blaming the Norman invasion in Ivanhoe!

  • @thejfool4951
    @thejfool4951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    Ahhh yes the french angler fish. Le Scare

    • @chrisb4131
      @chrisb4131 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Instead of a little light, it's a baguette

    • @manstermanman08
      @manstermanman08 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't give god ideas

    • @uvveshlurvvesh6515
      @uvveshlurvvesh6515 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@manstermanman08 God doesnt exist 😅

    • @davidsplooge14
      @davidsplooge14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@uvveshlurvvesh6515why did you write that

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    Parasites in my hell hole, no thanks, that sounds unpleasant

    • @ErinKTheWriter
      @ErinKTheWriter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's a mood

    • @yournan6199
      @yournan6199 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Pretty sure that's "just" tapeworms, right?

    • @YrcfYtdcg
      @YrcfYtdcg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Parasites: " oooo boy my favorite spot 😊😍

    • @brazenh2836
      @brazenh2836 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Makes it itch at night...

  • @kieranpriest9609
    @kieranpriest9609 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Oil comes from loads of things like plants and microorganisms
    The whole dinosaur misunderstanding came from the term “fossil fuels” and Sinclair oil deciding to play on that misunderstanding with using a dinosaur as a logo at the beginning of last century

    • @NormandyFoxtrot
      @NormandyFoxtrot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The vast majority comes from carboniferous forests, which has a unique set of factors that made those vast forests very likely to turn into oil.

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Yikes how those things transfer between people in the film is NASTY.
    But strangely enough, parasites like the horsehair worm also leave out the rear, so maybe that was why the film went ... that route.
    The amount of French roasting had me in stitches, no idea how this man does it.

  • @TypeZeta2
    @TypeZeta2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    One thing I learned from this channel is the importance of parasites. But my least favorite parasite is still tapeworms

    • @kogden8110
      @kogden8110 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yeah no thanks, I’d rather have raging allergies than a parasite living inside of me.

    • @manofmoths2092
      @manofmoths2092 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kogden8110same I have an intense fear of parasite

  • @8darktraveler8
    @8darktraveler8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    The monster is somewhere out here, let's split up...
    Master class strategy.

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Never split up the party. - dnd tpk

    • @8darktraveler8
      @8darktraveler8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BLOODKINGbro Especially if the tentacle monster is after men, that's a sin against the gods.
      "Hey bro, something not so chill just happened".

    • @Archer89201
      @Archer89201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you are faste you split up hoping the monster chases the other guy and gives you time to run

    • @8darktraveler8
      @8darktraveler8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Archer89201 All I can tell you, is that when I was snorkeling on great barrier reef, I stayed in the middle of the group. We only saw one shark though.

  • @wickedTrickster
    @wickedTrickster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    so, about the cephalopod/mollusk thing. cephalopods are actually in the phylum mollusca, making them a type of mollusk!

    • @ESCMenagerie
      @ESCMenagerie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Thank you! I actually went into the comments to say just that! It was bugging me so much throughout what is otherwise an enjoyable episode.

    • @KipperDip
      @KipperDip 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I was looking for this comment right after he said that lol

    • @acuddlyheadcrab
      @acuddlyheadcrab 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Umbrella groups get the best of us at times.

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@acuddlyheadcrab yep just like killer whales being dolphins which is part of the whale (cetacean) umbrella.

    • @egodragonvm66
      @egodragonvm66 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is actually really cool! do I know how a snail and a octopus came from the same thing? NOPE BUT COOL TO KNOW!

  • @user-DuskyB
    @user-DuskyB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    We really need a montage of the times Roanoke talks about proud vehicles or just mentions it. It's just perfectly golden

  • @banjokazooiesbuddy
    @banjokazooiesbuddy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I love that in these "monster biology explained" lessons, you, without fail, display savant level knowledge of any and all pickups that happen to be on screen for more than one single frame of film reel. Continue being awesome.

  • @newsupercool79
    @newsupercool79 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    @24:57 lmao i didn't expect a boogie cameo

  • @Michael_OBrian
    @Michael_OBrian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Any ETA for a video on the Quarians from Mass Effect?

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Looking into it! and thank you for the superchat bro!

  • @Kawaiikitten0211
    @Kawaiikitten0211 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    This request may be too bizarre Mr. Papa Roanoke, but since Halloween is almost upon us it’d be atomically cool to see you do a video on the trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid and their vulnerability to milk. It’s on brand since you’ve done weird childhood movies from the 90’s before and fun fact: the troll costumes are repurposed clowns from Killer Klowns from Outer Space even!

  • @cthulhupolar60
    @cthulhupolar60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I really am sorry to say this, but cephalopods are a type of mollusk. Mollusk is a phylum and cephalopod is a class.

    • @MrPrussianjester
      @MrPrussianjester 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How the heck do you turn cephalopods into a search link? Clicking on it literally searches for cephalopods on TH-cam.

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    As a former Hyundai owner I can confirm.
    My timing belt snapped and hit the head gasket, causing a piston to smack the head gasket and warp it.
    We fixed it and then exactly 1 year later it happened all over again, I sold that thing to a scrap yard.

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +416

    It's so awful that it makes you start MANUALLY BREATHING.

    • @dietrichschnorrenberg8459
      @dietrichschnorrenberg8459 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Rude

    • @Vyelikan
      @Vyelikan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Start MANUALLY BLINKING! Idiot

    • @AmaroqStarwind
      @AmaroqStarwind 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Nice try.

    • @walterabanathy7814
      @walterabanathy7814 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clickity Clackity your breathing is now a manual activity

    • @gammothdraws
      @gammothdraws 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Bruh

  • @marshmellow0408
    @marshmellow0408 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The choice of hell walker for the background music is distracting, I was sitting here rocking out while a dude was getting wrecked by some worms.

  • @Rinihime
    @Rinihime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "Which may or may not be orange"
    So true, when I spent my pre-work morning chasing my orange escapee as he tried to embrace his unga bunga energy.

    • @JCfireman
      @JCfireman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What does this mean? 😂

  • @joeyk803c
    @joeyk803c 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Not me sitting here currently waiting for a call back from the dealer about my Hyundai.
    The shade you be throwing is real, bro.

  • @nategarage
    @nategarage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Day 15 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.

    • @therealjibrano
      @therealjibrano 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was afraid you stopped. Never stop. Make him traumatize himself

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    31:50 me when the lights get turned on while im eating shredded cheese in the dark at 1 in the morning

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    34:00 "it catches up almost immediately" .... WHAT?!? LOL

  • @BlueLizardKing
    @BlueLizardKing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I looked for a breakdown for Hellhole only two days ago, and now I get one from you! Oh, Roanoke, you always deliver.

  • @anonanon3867
    @anonanon3867 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    My favourite thing about your channel is your scientific rambles and how often you go off course with other cool facts.💜

  • @clintparsons3989
    @clintparsons3989 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I literally can never tell the difference when TH-camrs apologize for sounding sick.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Probably the same reason your voice sounds different on a recording. The blocked sinuses means you can tell your voice sounds different To You (bc your skull is vibrating in a different way), but to everyone else (esp after the sound passes thru a mic) the difference is indistinguishable.

  • @greentwo6845
    @greentwo6845 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    THAT SPLIT SECOND OF THE GUY PUKING HIS GUTS OUT LMAO

    • @joshfleck9715
      @joshfleck9715 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      AI Roanoke, he tried saying he wouldn't use AI earlier. Freudian slip. The angler has him

    • @OnlyGhostType
      @OnlyGhostType 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah that was disgusting

    • @arsyadidris6349
      @arsyadidris6349 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thats LA Beast i think.

  • @azazelsiad3601
    @azazelsiad3601 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The one day the angler fish didn’t catch that fade.

  • @brianquint6126
    @brianquint6126 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I came for the sci-fi monster explanation but stayed for the French hate.

  • @KTOK
    @KTOK 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Shoutout to Raycon fr. Keeping my favorite creator paid and delivering great sound.

  • @outlawmaddie6683
    @outlawmaddie6683 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The joy in your vouce when you said "The demons are coming inside him" got me laughing so hard 😂

  • @ShatteredLimitYT
    @ShatteredLimitYT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Roanoke: "We are now all manually breathing!"
    Me: "You bastard..."

  • @nothx6046
    @nothx6046 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    1:16 bro's tongue twisted

    • @incarnateflame3462
      @incarnateflame3462 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Brooo you had to stamp it oh my GODDD lmao

  • @Didymus20X6
    @Didymus20X6 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That "You are now manually breathing" only works on me about half the time.

  • @kofu12
    @kofu12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As you said "we are all now manually breathing" I literally took a breath. Get out my head bro lmaao

  • @biowraith6787
    @biowraith6787 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Nothing gets me shouting "SKULL YEAH BRUTHERRR" like Roanoke talking about trucks while Doom music plays in the background

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Oil came from organic matter, which decayed under specific circumstances. About 70% of it is assumed to have come from ancient kelp forests. Like coal came from ancient trees. But a large amount of fossil fuels came from fauna, which decayed in peat bogs. The acidity is what's really important though, so it wasn't all peat bogs.

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Isn't oil still 99.9% finite though?

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@CassandraYConsidering it takes millions of years it is finite.

    • @johnaeryns5364
      @johnaeryns5364 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @garretth8224 it doesn't take millions of years, it takes thousands. Still a long ass time, we couldn't replenish reserves in any kind of reasonable time frame. But it would happen. We could expedite the process, but we won't because it's stupid dangerous. And it would only cut the time by a few centuries.
      Fun fact, China and India will be sitting on the largest oil reserves in around five to ten thousand years if they begin the process now. Also, those countries probably won't exist by then either.
      Shit, China might not exist in a decade.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@CassandraY Yeah, it's only renewable by technicality. By reasonable standards? That shi is one of the LEAST renewable resources in the entire world.

  • @fishmansf4
    @fishmansf4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Cephalopods are a class within phylum mollusca, thus making an octopus still a mollusk.

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    @4:05 all due respect Papa Roanoke, my two roommates both own Hyundai's and they're both over 50,000 mi and neither of them have thrown a rod..

    • @BullFrogFace
      @BullFrogFace 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yet

    • @gingervikingjesus2351
      @gingervikingjesus2351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BullFrogFace meh.. ones at 70k+ the other is at 120,000+ or close to it & they are both fine because we don't beat the piss out of them..

    • @oneguy7592
      @oneguy7592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Around

  • @jiiaga5017
    @jiiaga5017 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dude Chevy never needed longterm reliability, because their bodies rotted away after 7-8 years.

  • @rexstocephirxiii4263
    @rexstocephirxiii4263 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Every time Roanoke talks about parasites I start feeling itchy.

  • @SpeedDemo2581
    @SpeedDemo2581 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Those old Nissan and Toyota trucks are best every day and off road rides

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Love these trucks

    • @XTaronyuX
      @XTaronyuX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love my 21 tacoma, so nice and my first taco 😂

  • @-DA-ONE-
    @-DA-ONE- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    0:14 now you have no choice but to make a venom video

    • @ErinKTheWriter
      @ErinKTheWriter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr fr

    • @Smokasaurus
      @Smokasaurus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thought he did that. Could be wrong.

    • @Smokasaurus
      @Smokasaurus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can confirm, I am wrong. Gg

  • @colechestnut6627
    @colechestnut6627 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I nearly got sick watching those worms come out while I'm eating dinner. Good God lol

  • @MatthewH4426
    @MatthewH4426 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whenever Roanoke says “I’m glad you asked”, I know I’m about to learn something.

  • @kazeem6419
    @kazeem6419 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    How can drowning be euphoric?? Think of the pain and discomfort when a mouthful of water goes down your wind pipe now multiply that by like infinity....

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The deliriousness caused by oxygen deprivation? Plus the brains inexplicable reaction to “flood the body with dopamines” after great pain.

  • @jefferymosdell2490
    @jefferymosdell2490 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Years ago I came for science on Necromorphs and a dubious interest in starting with feet, but I stayed for the trashing of Jeeps and the modern automotive industry. Based as always, Roanoke.

  • @Ci1antr0
    @Ci1antr0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly the biggest sin with this movie is nobody in production actually learning about oil acquisition

  • @GarathWolfe
    @GarathWolfe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The guy in a cocoon in the ground for several hundred years and no one freaking out about possibility of vampire ,Undead ,Abomination ,Demon or such .Then Seeing worms come out of him time to get quarantined .

  • @astrumrocket6556
    @astrumrocket6556 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Yo, so I pause it at 3:00 just to comment, I'm roughly from Illyrian area, and man, how did you miss that "R"?? It was right there, taunting you...

  • @army310
    @army310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    @5:19 so humans are just warhammer 40k orks. we write something down and then down the line it becomes real. Neat... OH NO oh nooooooo

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tha’s a roight gud obsa-vashun dat iz.
      … uh-oh.

  • @azurephantom100
    @azurephantom100 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    its a misconception that oil is from the dinos era oil is much much older from mostly plant life

  • @ryuko6997
    @ryuko6997 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I Love when the Science videos turn briefly into Mechanic/Car Videos. This is what I live for.

  • @Oakoms
    @Oakoms 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    My all metal Nissan (dotsun) d21 saved my life when i was teeboned + flipped 3 times. RiP my big red friend

  • @lucasbally1558
    @lucasbally1558 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You know, as a french, I could fell offended, but nah, everything was pretty on point X)

  • @DaBigArmyDude
    @DaBigArmyDude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    **laughs in steak tartare**
    Caffeine, whisky and tobacco has rendered my body immune to parasites. I can’t even survive in it

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you pack your body with enough chemical preserves, then you should be good.
      After all, people survived huffing glow sticks and drinking bleach...
      But joke aside for real be safe and see a license physician.

    • @uvveshlurvvesh6515
      @uvveshlurvvesh6515 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BLOODKINGbro Chinese People are eating constantly feces, plastic and other toxic materials.
      So its pretty hard, maybe even impossible for parasites to survive inside them 😂

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You can't make me

  • @kamidracon746
    @kamidracon746 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You can tell marine biology not is Roanoke's strong suit. Cephalopods are members of the mollusk phylum, therefore it can be called a mollusk while also being called a cephalopod.

    • @chancesassy7963
      @chancesassy7963 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      his sheer hatred of the anglerfish entirely prevents him from absorbing such information

  • @spider1g5
    @spider1g5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    All horror films cease to work if everyone just communicates and acts on shared information. That being said- I really never wanna watch horror films, so thank you for reviewing them!

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Tremors, The Thing, and Alien would have a word with you

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Descent, the cabin in the woods, 28 days later, from dusk til dawn, dog soldiers... There are loads dude

  • @heavyhebrew
    @heavyhebrew ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    One of my favorite channels, thanks for making all of these

  • @durere
    @durere 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ''Stone anything is _always_ the superior choice'' said Roanoke Gaming, revving his Flintstones pick-up.
    * wrote this joke before the two (so far) rants about pickups.
    ** but... cephalopods _are_ mollusks. To be fair though, I don't call my cat a chordate either.

  • @Thesquishiestbean
    @Thesquishiestbean 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think what I learned about the oil thing is that it was sort of a mix of creatures and WAS renewable. But the process takes so long and requires so much pure luck, and we’re running through our supply so fast, that we may as well treat it as non-renewable.

  • @Space__Wizard
    @Space__Wizard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Jokes on you I was already breathing manually

  • @madmaddie1702
    @madmaddie1702 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:37 FUN FACT! During the greatest oil spill in US history, microscopic organisms supposedly appeared out of nowhere and ate around half of the spilt oil on the ocean. Now with what you stated makes me think that they probably did actually originate with the oil being deep underground. Very neato

  • @wingofshu
    @wingofshu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The..... outbreak of specific car facts are just the best

  • @DanThaMan028
    @DanThaMan028 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't have notifications for your videos, but I watch them so much that I don't need them. I watch your videos while playing video games. Soothing!

  • @harvardford8752
    @harvardford8752 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love the random car guy factoids, it bristles my dopamine receptors.

  • @ravenchelsvokia
    @ravenchelsvokia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Roanoke there's something I learned a few years back that actually proves a smaller brain actually means increased intelligence rather than a lose in intelligence. This is due to the fact that it allows signals in the brain to be fired off much faster and relieved much faster. It's why Albert Einstein had a smaller brain than the average person. A larger brain in cats actually means they had a lesser ability to problem solve than they do now. For example moat cats learn how to escape their homes via experimentation of weaknesses in door or windows frames or screens. Or they straight up learn how to rip exhaust pipes to A/C units off and escape via the hole in the wall. Our cat is smart enough to figure out how to open doors that can simply be pushed open due to them being improperly framed. She figured this out from testing whether or not she could apply force to the door and open it. Not all of the doors open like this, and she learned which ones do. Thus proving cats have some pretty good problem solving skills.

  • @ShadowPredator31
    @ShadowPredator31 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Mostly commenting for the Almighty Algorithm, but genuinely wondering. I work in restaurant kitchens and there's a rule, "don't drop it no matter how hot it is" so we don't waste anything. If the spine is supposed to make the executive order to drop something hot, how is the brain overriding that?

    • @sharpObject1-v5t
      @sharpObject1-v5t 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      human will

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Instinct vs conscious thought.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Could be that the initial instruction turns into a tiny voice in your brain priming it to ready a “maintain grip” instruction that ultimately overrides the knee-jerk “throwaway” reaction.
      Or in other words, your brain is already bracing for the situation, and mentally preparing itself for the override.

    • @rheokalyke367
      @rheokalyke367 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Working in restaurant kitchen too and I have a habit of frequen accidents involving my work knifes due to my clumsiness. At some point I stoppped having a pain reaction to it and just think "Oh, what a mess. Time to clean real fast"
      Muscle memory and repeated pain signals, allow you to effectively "rewire" what your response is.

  • @r.j.lombardi111
    @r.j.lombardi111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a historian this film angers me...
    French early 1800s soldiers in lower serbia? What?

  • @lil_gill6572
    @lil_gill6572 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I think in honor of the Until Dawn Remake / Remaster, you should do a video explaining the science behind the transformation and the reasoning for the physical abilities of the wendigo

    • @FierceDeity35
      @FierceDeity35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He said he would.

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Committed to speaking a dead language” is the best French insult of this video - and I love all of them

  • @PBRatLord
    @PBRatLord 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Based DOOM 16 usage.
    Clearly, the superior Doom remake

  • @TopHattedTitan-b4z
    @TopHattedTitan-b4z 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tentacle Hentai just got SO much more interesting

  • @anasazidarkmoon
    @anasazidarkmoon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Roanoke, my brother in Christ, cephalopods ARE mollusks. Mollusks are a large phylum of invertebrates, including the class Cephalopoda.

  • @mikalbohn6806
    @mikalbohn6806 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Been watching your channel for a long while. Always love when I get a notification for a new vid

  • @RANMAPAT01
    @RANMAPAT01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    While I don’t really care that much about cars, somehow I always find it amusing when Roanoke gets distracted by them in the reviews!

  • @marcregister9644
    @marcregister9644 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Id just like to say thank you for using doom 2016 intro music 😂 i heard that! Good taste haha

  • @vicefamgaming
    @vicefamgaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The music bothers me so much, it comes on and off. Normally I don't mind, but it's just so jarring.

    • @XTaronyuX
      @XTaronyuX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hahahaha play doom and you'll understand

    • @vicefamgaming
      @vicefamgaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@XTaronyuX oh, is that where it's from? Got it. Thanks

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      agreed, it was very distracting.

  • @doist9928
    @doist9928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:13 I once talked with someone who was a former geologist/surveyor for a massive oil company, and he said there is so much oil that it’s nauseating. And also as a point of clarification, he worked there as recently as like 7 years ago, so it’s not like someone who was doing it in the 70s. The Debeers/diamond analogy is a great one based on what I learned from that conversation.

  • @desolation2438
    @desolation2438 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey Roanoke, I think you should look at the HK virus evolved humans from dead island 2. I find their enhanced abillities with the retention of their humanity to be fasinating, and that the HK Virus could be refined to do this in all humans with time.

  • @skunktea
    @skunktea 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I tried watching this movie as soon as I saw the video came out but couldn’t make it through. Love that you give the rundown on movies I can’t waste my mind space on. Crossing my fingers you will cover “Slotherhouse” because I’ve never made it through that “movie” either.

  • @MrPrussianjester
    @MrPrussianjester 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    What's up with the music starting and stopping in this video? At like 5:00

    • @jacobkelley5973
      @jacobkelley5973 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's just the song itself. It's from doom 2016, gets quiet, and picks back up repeatedly. It just sounds like it stops because it is so quiet with how it is used in the video

  • @danielharrison6484
    @danielharrison6484 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ah the Roanoke vehicle review channel inside of a movie review channel, disguised as a gaming channel. lol.

  • @CornRecords972
    @CornRecords972 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I've pretty much eradicated my allergies by spending an hour outside every day. Take that parasites! Oh god I hope I don't just have a parasite.

    • @NormalEyeJoe
      @NormalEyeJoe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Congrats, you're pregnant!!

    • @SteaksAndBourbon
      @SteaksAndBourbon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@NormalEyeJoe It's a beautiful baby... Worm.

  • @Docta_Tma
    @Docta_Tma 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Such a nasty movie, creature wise. It's not only ugly AF, it's so nasty cause it goes up bum holes despite it's massive size 🤢just like octopus are capable of fitting into insanely tight spaces.🤮

  • @patrickcheesman
    @patrickcheesman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Always watch new vids twice. Once at work in the background, and once at home where I can actually pay attention

  • @emoryogglethorp8180
    @emoryogglethorp8180 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They call the octopus a mollusk because cephalopods are in fact mollusk, I know it's weird to think of them as being closely related to snails and clams but they are