@@musicaljumbalaya9756 k well sence I'm thinking on it reecees and 8 graves song list is my go to for self recovery. Even madness I will somehow be brought from oblivion just by the music. Hell I suspect if I was to ever become lost because of some death post death madness you will find a sudden surge of life just from those songs with me :P
The sheer and genuine sorrow in Zack's apology for that last tangent is the sound of a man who has _genuinely_ blanked out and spoken about guns for 30 minutes before and regrets it only after he's come to.
Okay I’ve just realised that Zach is the same as anyone who works in a retail position for a specialised item. Whether they have been working with fire arms, body work, vape, computer repair, etc. Even when you’re off work and someone says something that is wrong you fall into a fugue state and just start giving advice and random information. You can walk away from the work but annoyance of people messing up their stuff never leaves.
@@lsfaraone Mod features include: -Mike and Zach talk about guns at random places around the Mojave -Any time you encounter them, there is a chance that instead of talking about guns, Zach will be thirsting for Hope
Mike blurting out some random quip about 9mm sends Zach into a catatonic state where he unconsciously rambles on about ballistics and ammunition is hilarious
Another fun fact about the Gyrojet: the gyrojet system would eventually be used by the military as a flare round in a single-shot pen style of flare gun. Standard flare gun rounds couldn’t punch through jungle canopies in Vietnam, so the Navy looked into the Gyrojet system as a flare round, since the sheer amount of kinetic energy at terminal speed would let it punch though the canopy, while the gradual acceleration minimizes recoil.
There is a difference between criticizing and doing it politely and being a jackass about it. That's why some of it CAN be toxic as some are just unnecessarily rude about it. Like relax dude. But yeah this isn't an example of toxic (you can tell these two are probably good friends really for example).
Weird enough, almost everything he says about 40 is wrong. Super strange, given his background, for him to think 45 caliber has more kinetic energy than 40. 40 caliber bullets can weigh just as much as 45 caliber (160-180 grains) and on average they go 40% quicker Someone with even a basic understanding of force equations could tell you that means it has more energy. I'm betting that he's just grounded heels down in this issue, and refuses to do research
@@KappaKiller108 I think when referring to "kinetic energy," the picture in Zach's head was really just how more diameter = bigger entry hole. Not saying he's right, but he may not necessarily be wrong, but just mispoke.
I love the idea of them with their squad raiding a building, and ruining any attempts at stealth because Zach is just going on about a new gun he picks up. They're just stacked up on a door and Zach is yelling at Mike cuz he's using the jackhammer while they're blind firing into the next room
@@zeratul____1228 I mostly imagined it as an animated clip from the series but it'd definitely be an interesting webtoon. Just short minute clips of gun discussion mixed with chaos.
I imagine that they are sitting in a base that is under siege by raiders, Zach has no ammo and picks up the guns the raider use and using them while complaining or praising it while swearing at Mike for his preferred "gun"
"we were supposed to be doing missions for this guy, but instead we shot up a casino and talked about guns for half an hour" it pretty much all you need to hear to understand these two perfectly.
As a non-military dude who just grew up with a dad who did gunsmithing, I appreciate all of this 'cause it's kind of like hanging out with my dad again, even though I'm 35.
Go hng out with your old man truat me you will enjoy having more good memories with him. I say this because my dad passed away after I graduated high school. He had cancer but beat it but his body was weaked and other things took him. I miss him everyday and wish I spent more time with him instead of being a teemager wanting to be left alone.
@Steve Delaney because it gives context as to your previous experience with the subject matter? Also not a leftist thing, I see far too many as a “Republican, conservative, Christian mother.”
Ok but the way that Mike sorta sensed that Zach genuinely felt bad about the giant rant at the end and subtly cheered him up by asking a bunch of questions about powder types, that was both A: really wholesome, and B: really smart, because just saying "hey man it's cool" wouldn'ta been convincing. I'm genuinely impressed.
Too bad that in that last rant Mike gave out a bunch of bad information. He was obviously ranting and forgot a bunch of measurements. Him saying a 40 has less muzzle energy than a 45 proves how tired he must have been lol
Saying something isn't 'quantifiable' doesn't necessarily mean you can't measure it, it just means you can't measure it with accurate, precise, or consistent numbers. You can't state the 'stopping power' of a gun in a vacuum because there are too many other factors involved. Even properly scoring the accuracy of a gun is kind of esoteric and involves a series of practical tests and a lot of averaging, if my knowledge of guns serves me right.
@@welkingunther5417 I think Squad has good guns but I don’t remember, It’s a shooter where you and a bunch of other players are in an operation and you have to coordinate as a squad and with other squads and commanders
The silence from Zach after Mike asked where he was going with this was DEAFENING. I felt that sudden realization when I rant about shit I know WAAAAY too much about.
I love that no matter what Zach is explaining/ranting about, Mike does his best to follow along and even contribute to the conversation even when it's something he's not as interested in. This is a good friendship.
@@JRL_ me too, the most recent trailer kind of makes me wish I hadn't seen this comment and remembered though. Looks like it's going to be wayyyyy too serious
I honestly love when Zack just looks at a gun and starts listing the parts of it and where they're from. It's just way more fun than it really should be
“I was following my compass and I realised I was going the wrong way because I started ranting about guns…” Well, at least we know why Zach failed Land Nav.
@@confusedpotato7045 I'm Navy, and I thought for half a minute you meant nuclear engineers... we call them nukes, and they are such a meme that when you over think in the Navy, you get told "STOP NUKING IT YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!" And thats what I did... I fuckin nuked it
Zach could have a channel that's half entertaining and half educational where he goes around in games ranting and telling stories/histories of every gun he finds. Dude really has a way with delivering absolute mounds of information in a way that holds your attention.
Same goes for both of ya's tho, one will show off they pistols sleek design and mag capacity the other will pull a bullet randomly out of one of his cargo shorts pockets to compare sizes lol. They both good guns, ones more iconic and has a nicer trigger pull and ones a bit more practical all around for the average shooter
My absolute favourite part of this channel is how genuine the friendship between Zach and Mike is. They both, though Zach more than Mike, have their own personality quirks that would drive most people away and yet they have such an easy friendship and are so patient with each other, admittedly Mike more than Zach. I come for the funny jokes, the gun rants, and stupid stories. But I keep coming back because of how enjoyable your friendship is. Cheers lads for all the entertainment.
This is very much how my best friend and I are. We don’t see each other as often now because of his job and honestly I find myself saying how much I miss having rants with him because we would do stuff like this for hours and it was so satisfying.
Fun fact: there were 3 functional jackhammers built, but the one shown in all videogames and media is the proof of concept first one made. The other two were used for testing by the US military and were destroyed by the testing
Ian at Forgotten Weapons actually managed to get his hands on the original, real one, and does a great defense of the gun there. It's unfortunate that the ones destroyed in testing are almost unknown, otherwise the gun might be a bit less of a meme.
One minor alteration:The way you say they were "destroyed by the testing" makes the gun sound bad. It implies that the gun broke during testing because it couldnt handle it, rather than the fact that the test was quite literally to shoot it until it broke to find out how exactly, and how easily, it would and could break from extended use.
The confidence Mike has in saying the Mosin Nagant is his 3rd favorite handgun. He deserves an Obrez. ...and five seconds later he finds one! I love it
JDAM is a lot cheaper than spending 20 years bearing, feeding, educating, clothing, and housing a soldier, although most of that time isn’t in the military.
The Spetsnaz Gunblade just sounds like something the russians would make. "You see Ivan, when you have blade in face, you become stronger than recoil for fear of stabbing eye out!
@THAT GUY Turns out that's actually a myth it was made up by western writers for dramatic bs plus the standard issue russian revolver of the time the myth was created was the nagant revolver which can't freely spin like a normal double action
I could legit listen to knowledgeable, passionate people talk about their favorite topic forever, whether I'm actually interested in the topic itself or not.
I feel the same way for me I think its because it's not just like an information dumb well it is but it the way it's the presentation, they are playing a game and their banter and the way they talk is honestly great
Its the passion that does it for me, when someone really really gives a shit about a hobby its enthralling, even if its something like a spoon collection
That's stupid. Everyone knows the best way to defeat Russians in space is to throw a bottle of vodka in a re-entry vector and all the cosmonauts will tumble over each other to burn to death trying to grab it.
If Zach ever got his hands on H3VR, he'd go absolutely nuts. Like, alternating between kid in a candy store, and freaking out over cursed guns like the IPSICK 2011 or the Deaglov
Holy cow, that last caliber rant focused around 40 S&W, that is me every time I look into trying to find out more info about guns. "You're throwing more numbers at me and it's making me angry. " I feel that in my soul.
I think he was a pretty stressed during that rant. Almost everything he said in relation to energy levels was wrong. If two bullets weigh the same, and one is going twice as fast as the other, The faster one has more energy. Him thinking 45 has more energy than 40 is honestly really confusing me. He's a gunsmith, he should know pressure values
I think you guys make THE perfect duo for youtube gaming. Zack is full of stories, trivia and isn't afraid of being "silly" from time to time. And Mike is very cheerful , witty and can appreciate almost any joke. I really don't like "letsplay" videos. But most of yours really are exeptional.
The first episode of this was the video that introduced me to this channel. This show is likely the only thing that got me through quarantine mostly mentally stable. So I am very glad that we get a sequel one year later
you are not wrong, plus just listioning to them play games adn rant about funs and milatary stuff is GOOD comady and entertainment. it will be sad when they run out of topics.
@@lechking941 with the amount of content(games, media) there is, the number of guns in existence, their experiences (in life general, not just military), and because Zach is enthusiatic about many things while Mike can pretty much ride along with any topic thrown at him... . I doubt they will run out of any topic soon.
The amount of knowledge this man has is impressive especially when you consider he is in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and texts containing such detailed information would likely be much harder to find.
Love how Mike always just winds Zach up to Bitch about and elaborate about whatever weapon he is talking about. He’s been doing it for as long as I’ve been watching this series and it never fails to being a smile to my day. Keep up the good work lads. Love from the UK
The reason for having a DE in .50 AE was so that an officer at a checkpoint could dump the mag into the engine block of a vehicle that was trying to get through an it had a decent chance of doing enough damage to render the vehicle nonoperational.
I just wanna say Zach, you’re a pretty big inspiration to me. While I was in high school I didn’t really know what I wanted to do in life, but seeing how much you love firearms encouraged me to pursue my own love of firearms. I’ve been accepted into a gun smithing academy, and if it weren’t for you I would have never gone after my dreams to make it become a reality. Thank you. Keep up the good work man, I wish both of y’all the best.
11:18 “there’s no reason to have a desert eagle in .50AE!” Well there’s the guys in northern Australia who deal with giant saltwater crocodiles, that’s about it tho
I find the best thing is Zach is a rambler while Mike is a listener. Zach can go on these long rants as mike just listens, tossing out genuinely interested, yet still comedic and light toned, questions.
"Your throwing numbers at me and I'm getting angry"
Hes a marine right... easy fix give him a box of crayons.
XD well hydoponic equipment operator so YA even still crayons are the go to calming food even over rockyroad icecream XD
@@lechking941 dont mess with the swallows.
@@musicaljumbalaya9756 k well sence I'm thinking on it reecees and 8 graves song list is my go to for self recovery. Even madness I will somehow be brought from oblivion just by the music. Hell I suspect if I was to ever become lost because of some death post death madness you will find a sudden surge of life just from those songs with me :P
Throw some glue in the mix and you’ll be even better
@@Bimgus_The_Great but army is the glue eaters if I remember right.
The sheer and genuine sorrow in Zack's apology for that last tangent is the sound of a man who has _genuinely_ blanked out and spoken about guns for 30 minutes before and regrets it only after he's come to.
I'm not a gun nerd but I *am* a sword nerd and have ABSOLUTELY done exactly that.
me with motorcycles AND guns
I've done exactly that to the women in my life. 😂
Okay I’ve just realised that Zach is the same as anyone who works in a retail position for a specialised item. Whether they have been working with fire arms, body work, vape, computer repair, etc. Even when you’re off work and someone says something that is wrong you fall into a fugue state and just start giving advice and random information.
You can walk away from the work but annoyance of people messing up their stuff never leaves.
This has happened to me when playing 40k at a GW store where I’ll go into a hilarious, possibly 40 minute long tangent about one specific thing.
"You're throwing numbers at me and it's making me angry." -Marine
THIS
gold
Crayon Eaters gonna crayon-eat
Throw em crayons instead
"Why are there so many letters in these numbers".
@@TBSPlayer1 yeah, say that to Jocko. _I double dare you_
just imagine walking into a casino and finding literally everyone dead, except for two armed men, discussing ammunition near the front desk.
Makes me wish there was a mod where they would just pop up randomly in places and you can overhear them having their rants and conversations.
@@lsfaraone someone make this!
@@lsfaraone and theres just corpses next to them
@@lsfaraone Hell you could even ask these guys to voice act lines if you talk to them, having them as companions would be even better
@@lsfaraone Mod features include:
-Mike and Zach talk about guns at random places around the Mojave
-Any time you encounter them, there is a chance that instead of talking about guns, Zach will be thirsting for Hope
Mike blurting out some random quip about 9mm sends Zach into a catatonic state where he unconsciously rambles on about ballistics and ammunition is hilarious
It reminds me of the winter soldier trigger words.
Gun nerd sleeper soldier
@@Simplefng the winter gunsmith
At this point Mike intentionally carries a Jackhammer just to piss off Zach
Yes
PANCOR JACKAHAMMER, a great name for anything
@@Charok1 even a child.
@@SirBroadcast named my daughter that.
At this point the pancor Jackhammer makes me just as angry as anAt this point the pancor Jackhammer makes me just as angry as it makes Zach
Fun fact about the Gyrojet: at least two of them were brought accidentally to Vietnam and actually used
oh god no wonder we lost
Imagine getting that gun and being like WTF is this. OH WELL. And killed a guy with a fucking rocket
Another fun fact about the Gyrojet: the gyrojet system would eventually be used by the military as a flare round in a single-shot pen style of flare gun.
Standard flare gun rounds couldn’t punch through jungle canopies in Vietnam, so the Navy looked into the Gyrojet system as a flare round, since the sheer amount of kinetic energy at terminal speed would let it punch though the canopy, while the gradual acceleration minimizes recoil.
its also the closest we'll get to a warhammer 40k bolter
@@zucc3446 closest for now
40:40 - "You're throwing numbers at me, and it's making me angry!"
Spoken like a true Marine.
A good friendship is when you let your friend rant about his hobbies and vise versa, correcting your friend about information.
There is a difference between criticizing and doing it politely and being a jackass about it. That's why some of it CAN be toxic as some are just unnecessarily rude about it. Like relax dude. But yeah this isn't an example of toxic (you can tell these two are probably good friends really for example).
@The Pew Hunter Tossed In A School Dumpster too bad those guys dont care they're just having fun
Fun fact when he says 9 mm to 155 mm howis that means he could fix the gun of a Abrams tank
@@sethchapman8787 Because apparently that's "small arms"!
@@Bubben246 yeah
I like how the last segment was such a full blow rant, that even Zach had little idea what was happening.
I just want to say I’m the 666th like
Weird enough, almost everything he says about 40 is wrong.
Super strange, given his background, for him to think 45 caliber has more kinetic energy than 40.
40 caliber bullets can weigh just as much as 45 caliber (160-180 grains) and on average they go 40% quicker
Someone with even a basic understanding of force equations could tell you that means it has more energy.
I'm betting that he's just grounded heels down in this issue, and refuses to do research
@@KappaKiller108 doesn't change the fact .40 is a useless round
@@KappaKiller108 I think when referring to "kinetic energy," the picture in Zach's head was really just how more diameter = bigger entry hole. Not saying he's right, but he may not necessarily be wrong, but just mispoke.
@@KappaKiller108 where are your sources I want to read up on this
The fact that Mike is actually making an attempt to learn and understand at this point is my favorite example of true character development.
True development indeed
@@Jordan-yr4dw They modded in Mikes character who is an AI companion then use editing to make it seem like Mike is playing too
He's still completely clueless though.
He’s a marine he just needs some crayons lol
@@TheMedicinalSpoon this statement alone breaks how i see this video forever
The AK 400 is the prototype to the AK12 currently one of the most modernized AK series rifles in 5.45.
WOW I didn't expect to see an actual gun channel here. Big fan man, keep up the practical accuracy series man.
no its a rpk-16 an upgrade from the original RPK
Nah it looks more like an ak-103
That fact you are here makes me wonder if ian or bloke on the range is here too?
Makes sense. Thought it might've been a competitor against the AK12
Mike- asks a slightly nuanced question about firearms. Zach- fucking ascends
I love the idea of them with their squad raiding a building, and ruining any attempts at stealth because Zach is just going on about a new gun he picks up. They're just stacked up on a door and Zach is yelling at Mike cuz he's using the jackhammer while they're blind firing into the next room
I'd watch that as a full on series.
@@zeratul____1228 I mostly imagined it as an animated clip from the series but it'd definitely be an interesting webtoon. Just short minute clips of gun discussion mixed with chaos.
I imagine that they are sitting in a base that is under siege by raiders, Zach has no ammo and picks up the guns the raider use and using them while complaining or praising it while swearing at Mike for his preferred "gun"
this is my new headcannon thank you.
Or going through a building and Zach's just talking about .40 S&W for 10 minutes while they do things
"we were supposed to be doing missions for this guy, but instead we shot up a casino and talked about guns for half an hour" it pretty much all you need to hear to understand these two perfectly.
" Like it was kitbashed. "
Warhammer 40K tabletop players. " Oh, I know what that is. "
And the gyro jet? Grandpa of the bolter.
Are we going to ignore that Mike seems convinced that firearms operate off of Ork logic?
@@asherhockersmith8271 They...dont? o_O
@@RocRolDis more like the Adam and Eve of the Bolter
:)
"Shot up a casino and talked about guns for half an hour" is such an unintentional power move
not as a power move of shooting up a gun store then look for a gun they don't sell
Leafy has a small chin
And the tops too, what a way to insult benny
As a non-military dude who just grew up with a dad who did gunsmithing, I appreciate all of this 'cause it's kind of like hanging out with my dad again, even though I'm 35.
Never too old to want to hang out with your dad
@@mccor002
Straight up. Hang out with him while you can. You'll appreciate it when you can't. My dad didnt make it to my 30th birthday.
Go hng out with your old man truat me you will enjoy having more good memories with him. I say this because my dad passed away after I graduated high school. He had cancer but beat it but his body was weaked and other things took him. I miss him everyday and wish I spent more time with him instead of being a teemager wanting to be left alone.
Why’d you mentioned your age Boomer ?
@Steve Delaney because it gives context as to your previous experience with the subject matter? Also not a leftist thing, I see far too many as a “Republican, conservative, Christian mother.”
The Sequel we didn’t know we need but what we all deserve
I definitely knew I wanted it!
I knew I needed it, whatre you talking about.
I never needed a second video, 43 minutes was already enough for me, but I'm still fucking stoked that there's a second video
Oh i knew i needed it and deserved it.
Amen brother
I just want Zach to appear on Forgotten Weapons, it’s all I need.
I know right
I want to see Zach play borderlands 3 and have a stroke looking at the guns
@@RJ_Owlby Gods, He would have an aneurysm.
@@Texolotl I bet he would have one with tf2. Like the Scatter gun for example.
If Ian from forgotten weapons is Gun Jesus, then Zach is one of his disciples.
Ian, Jonathan Fergusson and Zach, the holy trinity of gun knowledge.
What about Brandon Herrera then? The gun Rasputin?
@@Streken7 Gun Rasputin.
papa kalash gang
Hickok45 is god, or Mosses
The ultimate episode would just be Zach playing hotdogs horseshoes and hand grenades
You mean series? That's gonna last at least 53 episodes
This! I want to see zach talk/rant about all the weapons in H3vr while casually playing the game.
I really like hearing zack talking about guns
YES
@@maxmultibamboo891 I think you mean 108569 episode series.
Ok but the way that Mike sorta sensed that Zach genuinely felt bad about the giant rant at the end and subtly cheered him up by asking a bunch of questions about powder types, that was both A: really wholesome, and B: really smart, because just saying "hey man it's cool" wouldn'ta been convincing.
I'm genuinely impressed.
That how you know that they are really good friends
"hey don't feel bad I learned something new"
wholesome Mike moment
Too bad that in that last rant Mike gave out a bunch of bad information. He was obviously ranting and forgot a bunch of measurements. Him saying a 40 has less muzzle energy than a 45 proves how tired he must have been lol
@@KappaKiller108 Zach* He was the one talking about the power and capacity rant.
And Zach didn't go into how the russian 9x19 loads basically destroys glocks because it shoots so hot, and so on. Nice to hear.
Zach: "Stopping power is not a quantifiable measurement"
also Zach: ".45 gives you a lot of stopping power"
Hey he said it wasn't a proper measurement he never said he didn't say it/use it
Well I think he's saying it doesn't mean what people think it means
45 does not have a lot of stopping power. It's a terribly weak round.
Isnt that the total amount of force applied via bullet?
Saying something isn't 'quantifiable' doesn't necessarily mean you can't measure it, it just means you can't measure it with accurate, precise, or consistent numbers. You can't state the 'stopping power' of a gun in a vacuum because there are too many other factors involved.
Even properly scoring the accuracy of a gun is kind of esoteric and involves a series of practical tests and a lot of averaging, if my knowledge of guns serves me right.
if Zach saw Brandon Herrera's cursed weapons, he'll get the Stroke Speedrun
Wait what
I wanna see these
or the forgotten weapons episode's (that's right there's two) on the Pancor jack hammer.
@@noneedtoknow07 He's already seen it and is fine with it.
I just commented I wonder if Zach is aware of the AK-50
I'm gonna bring some sage advice here from times speaking with Zach...don't show him cursed guns for haha funni
Today we learnt that zack is the closest being to a gun encyclopaedia that is still human
Yes, but Ian mccollum from forgotten weapons is on another level though😂
He is gun jesus!
The prophet zack
@@Simon-ox4zw Ian, the guy who literally wrote the book on guns and has a fetish for French rifles lol
@@jpowens2253 a fetish for...... WHAT?!?!?!?!
*gun jesus has joined the chat*
Zach has single handily caused me to be in great pain playing games where the guns aren't realistic
edit: rip inbox
Same a little bit, but I don't entirely mind, I know a LOT more about guns now than I did before thanks to him.
If you want good weapons and a bit of autism go play Tarkov
@@MarioSantos-zx4bj I tried to play it once...don't really want to again
I get a migraine every time I see an inaccurate spas-12. Pump for special, semi for normal shells!
@@welkingunther5417 I think Squad has good guns but I don’t remember, It’s a shooter where you and a bunch of other players are in an operation and you have to coordinate as a squad and with other squads and commanders
The silence from Zach after Mike asked where he was going with this was DEAFENING. I felt that sudden realization when I rant about shit I know WAAAAY too much about.
“Yeah, I’m not a huge AK fanboy so it doesn’t really matter to me.”
*Brandon Herrera hated that.*
I died a little inside too
Brandon will remember this*
@@ovs_crow4785 I saw this comment appear
Well random stranger on the internet it seems that we have the same taste in content at least somewhat
@@ovs_crow4785 uh no it’s fallout not a telltale game
The dynamic between Zach and Mike... those two just play off of each other so well.
Zach: I know everything about guns
Mike: I know about 3 guns and how to make an explosive out of a role of toilet paper at a stick of dynamite
I love that no matter what Zach is explaining/ranting about, Mike does his best to follow along and even contribute to the conversation even when it's something he's not as interested in.
This is a good friendship.
I love how Mike is a lot smarter than how he acts in these rants just cuz he knows what great content Zach lets out when frustrated
I’m still waiting for Amazon to give Zack and Mike a call so they can make a cameo in that Fallout miniseries, maybe as a deeply sardonic sniper team.
That sounds petition worthy to me
I forgot that Amazon series was a thing.
@@JRL_ me too, the most recent trailer kind of makes me wish I hadn't seen this comment and remembered though. Looks like it's going to be wayyyyy too serious
@Isaac Vaughn a gun sales man mad like a helper lol
@@titojesusmane9540 wait where is the most recent trailer?
"You're throwing numbers at me, and it's making me angry" is such a mood in life
I honestly love when Zack just looks at a gun and starts listing the parts of it and where they're from. It's just way more fun than it really should be
5:53 The genuine surprise, confusion and pure anger in Zach's reaction is just pure beauty.
Plus the name of the grenade launcher is SECOND COMING.
He fell in love twice... they were both grenade launchers. And he lost them both forever.
Still my favorite moment from this channel.
Mike:Oh you're a gun nerd? *_Name every gun_*
Zach: * takes a huge deep breath *
@Christopher Garringer
Mike: Ohh you forgort Panco-
Zach: THAT'S NOT REA GUN!
@Christopher Garringer I think itd be mentioned as a specialty item, specifically referring to the Glock 18 inside then the FMG attachment around it
“I was following my compass and I realised I was going the wrong way because I started ranting about guns…”
Well, at least we know why Zach failed Land Nav.
you don't need to navigate land if you use enough nukes
@@confusedpotato7045 .... is that you MacArthur?
Enjoy your 556th like
@@confusedpotato7045 I'm Navy, and I thought for half a minute you meant nuclear engineers... we call them nukes, and they are such a meme that when you over think in the Navy, you get told "STOP NUKING IT YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!" And thats what I did... I fuckin nuked it
'I'm not an AK fanboy so it doesn't really matter to me'
*If you listen carefully, you can hear Brandon Herrera screaming over the horizon*
Probably dual wielding two type 1 AKs he somehow found.
Zach and brandon need to meet.
Imagine Brandon Herrera chasing after Zach with his M92 pap
*gets domed by ak 50*
In the name of our lord and savior mikhail, repent you sinner!
38:30 Finally a detailed explanation of why .40 S&W is considered a joke cartridge. I only ever just hear people mock it but no one ever explains why.
They weren’t laughing during the ammo shortage. It was the only cartridge I could find easily, and so I laughed all the way home.
@@Minotaur-ey2lg I think that was because you were the only one buying it
@@Crazyfrog41 A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
@@Minotaur-ey2lg
Even a sickly bird in the hand is worth two fat birds in the bush.
@@Crazyfrog41 That's the point. It's handy to own a few guns in unpopular\less popular calibers so you can always get ammo. 9mm goes fast.
Mike: It’s an AK-##, who cares?
Mikhail Kalashnikov: So you have chosen death...
*says in Russian accent*
>>you chosen death
>by already death person
Ooooh Brandon!
Can we please talk about how they ruined the AK12... It is the prototype of the ak400 and I hate it
Zach could have a channel that's half entertaining and half educational where he goes around in games ranting and telling stories/histories of every gun he finds. Dude really has a way with delivering absolute mounds of information in a way that holds your attention.
Yes i will pay money for this
Ahoy meets OneyPlays
But that's pretty much already what this channel is
@@Dogman_35 i could hear the iconic arms BGM when i read Ahoy
Yes please
Zach and Tex from BPL. I'd pay for that.
Babe wake up, Zach’s gun rants - part 2 has been uploaded
Fun fact: another way to find a glock is to mention the 1911,if a glock owner is present they'll let themself be known
Ya no joke, Glock owners never shut up about owning one
Same goes for both of ya's tho, one will show off they pistols sleek design and mag capacity the other will pull a bullet randomly out of one of his cargo shorts pockets to compare sizes lol. They both good guns, ones more iconic and has a nicer trigger pull and ones a bit more practical all around for the average shooter
My absolute favourite part of this channel is how genuine the friendship between Zach and Mike is. They both, though Zach more than Mike, have their own personality quirks that would drive most people away and yet they have such an easy friendship and are so patient with each other, admittedly Mike more than Zach.
I come for the funny jokes, the gun rants, and stupid stories. But I keep coming back because of how enjoyable your friendship is.
Cheers lads for all the entertainment.
this
love the dynamic these guys bring
This is very much how my best friend and I are. We don’t see each other as often now because of his job and honestly I find myself saying how much I miss having rants with him because we would do stuff like this for hours and it was so satisfying.
If Zach did a TH-cam channel of just gun rants, guns he loves and ones he hates , I would watch the crap out of that
Same here
Me Too
He should do that on his channel
@@tachyon8317 Yes
It's honestly what got me subscribed to this channel in the first time
So you're telling me that Jonathan Ferguson makes a Fallout New Vegas guns review and this video comes on the next day?
*THE BEST TIMELINE*
I hope Gamespot would present Zach's gun rants for Jonathan to react to.
@@1firesource489 29:43
@@Addsomehappy That would be perfect! I mean Jon, Zach and Mike playing through fallout, finding guns and talking abt them and educating Mike XD
@@1firesource489 And arguing constantly
Fun fact: there were 3 functional jackhammers built, but the one shown in all videogames and media is the proof of concept first one made. The other two were used for testing by the US military and were destroyed by the testing
Ian at Forgotten Weapons actually managed to get his hands on the original, real one, and does a great defense of the gun there. It's unfortunate that the ones destroyed in testing are almost unknown, otherwise the gun might be a bit less of a meme.
@@davidhansen5067 Ive seen his video and that's what lead me to look up more about it
One minor alteration:The way you say they were "destroyed by the testing" makes the gun sound bad. It implies that the gun broke during testing because it couldnt handle it, rather than the fact that the test was quite literally to shoot it until it broke to find out how exactly, and how easily, it would and could break from extended use.
The confidence Mike has in saying the Mosin Nagant is his 3rd favorite handgun. He deserves an Obrez.
...and five seconds later he finds one! I love it
What's worse is the fact that isn't an Obrez
Where's the whiskey? And the hacksaw?
@@wokedog1799 M O B R E Z
@@notoriginal8450 Obrez, but more
@@wokedog1799 It would be vodka.
"I don't know everything there is to know about guns."
*Proceeds to wow the rest of us with his vast knowledge on every gun ever.*
I wish FPSRussia and Zornk Hayzord could have collabed on shooty Mc Pewpews
Don't EVER let Zach watch Hellsing Ultimate, he'll have a Goddamn Stroke.
It's because of Luke and Jan's guns isn't it
@teh one Just look up Hellsing Ultimate's Mausers and you'll see what I mean.
@@synthwavecat96 I mean, yeah, these aswell.
@@omegasynth2775 Thank you for the uncontrollable laughter, kind sir.
But annoying people of the opposite gender loves cannons XD
"Unlike the Army, which loves to piss away money unnecessarily!"
Air Force: "Hold my JDAM."
The navy: we measure our fire rates in taxpayer dollars per second
@@chriskopp1361 Hey, the Navy balances their budgets just fine.
Penis makes for cheap rations.
The JDAM is actually a marvel of cost savings, its literally taking surplus 2000 pound unguided bombs and giving them precision munition capability.
JDAM is a lot cheaper than spending 20 years bearing, feeding, educating, clothing, and housing a soldier, although most of that time isn’t in the military.
Nah, we should be asking them about the F-35
This is exactly how I'd expect an armorer and a marine to interact lol
Lol
Without the constant oil snacks for zach and the non edible but still eaten crayons for Mike
I love how Zach just roasts the .45-70 revolver. The funny thing is that it's not even modded in. It's part of the vanilla game
That SPECIFIC revolver is a mod, as the base Hunting Revolver comes with an in-built scope.
@@noelleholiday61 Unless you manage to get away with snagging Hanlon's gun
@@augmundfireweave5348 Or, y'know, murdering a Ranger that has it.
@@mindsandmirrors5106 true, but unless you're playing a high level character you're better off going for Hanlon's gun
@@augmundfireweave5348 The Sandman perk or a suppressed sniper rifle with AP rounds from a concealed position works wonders.
"I'm going to go on a small rant here." Has 2 40 minute long videos of gun rants
I love those videos
They need to make videos of Zach just ranting about a gun for 20 minutes. Every vid a different gun... he could do it.
And they're both my second favorite thing on youtube.
I love how there was zero hesitation on shooting mike after what he did to the grenade launcher.
As he should
The Spetsnaz Gunblade just sounds like something the russians would make.
"You see Ivan, when you have blade in face, you become stronger than recoil for fear of stabbing eye out!
Russians love bad ideas
@THAT GUY Turns out that's actually a myth it was made up by western writers for dramatic bs plus the standard issue russian revolver of the time the myth was created was the nagant revolver which can't freely spin like a normal double action
In U.S.A., they put knife on gun. In Soviet Russia, they put gun in knife.
PART TWO OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
Oh my god everbody its happening everybody stay calm its happening
LETS EFFING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@kingmorgana6782 STAY FUCKING CALM!
Brother
@@Noax0334 brotherrrrr
Zach is 500% one of those “Everyone is stupid except for me” types and I love it
well in the case of when he was at fort polk it's true
Fort Polk will do that to ya
More like. "I'm stupid, but not as much as everyone else."
Its more "Everyone is stupid, including me, but at least I know I am."
@@steele2015 more like everyone else is stupid but me, I'm just retarded
I could legit listen to knowledgeable, passionate people talk about their favorite topic forever, whether I'm actually interested in the topic itself or not.
There should be more people like you honestly
@@hithedragon7842 aww, thank you XD
I feel the same way for me I think its because it's not just like an information dumb well it is but it the way it's the presentation, they are playing a game and their banter and the way they talk is honestly great
i agree, there's something fascinating about how these people present their topic of choice
Its the passion that does it for me, when someone really really gives a shit about a hobby its enthralling, even if its something like a spoon collection
I love how at the end Zach went full sicko mode and then apologized.
Zach: "I don't know everything about guns."
Me: "The Messiah is so humble!"
"Only the true Messiah denies his divinity."
-Background actress from Life of Brian
Zach saying “I don’t know everything about guns” is some real character development for him
Did he know the AUG comes with a kit to convert it to a 9mm SMG?
@@loopyloon5401 I just remembered that exists, brb gonna go vomit
@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK Did you know that there's such a thing as 9x19 Glisenti?
@@loopyloon5401 yes
@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK Did you know there's a Thompson Rifle?
2:42 hilariously the gyrojet pistol was originally thought of as a weapon for astronauts in case they had to fight Russians in space.
It was the 60's.
@@Dat-Mudkip so was the moon landing, appearently
That's stupid.
Everyone knows the best way to defeat Russians in space is to throw a bottle of vodka in a re-entry vector and all the cosmonauts will tumble over each other to burn to death trying to grab it.
I like how Zach's gun reflexes make him flinch and move whenever he points a gun at his face while examining it.
If Zach ever got his hands on H3VR, he'd go absolutely nuts. Like, alternating between kid in a candy store, and freaking out over cursed guns like the IPSICK 2011 or the Deaglov
Damn, a deaglov is so cursed
Holy cow, that last caliber rant focused around 40 S&W, that is me every time I look into trying to find out more info about guns. "You're throwing more numbers at me and it's making me angry. " I feel that in my soul.
I think he was a pretty stressed during that rant. Almost everything he said in relation to energy levels was wrong.
If two bullets weigh the same, and one is going twice as fast as the other, The faster one has more energy.
Him thinking 45 has more energy than 40 is honestly really confusing me. He's a gunsmith, he should know pressure values
@@KappaKiller108 but the 45 and the 40 dont weigh the same?
Zack: *shows gyro jet pistol, a gun that is a commercial failure but kinda cool*
Resident evil 8 secret weapon devs: allow me to introduce myself
Also borderlands 2 Torgue: WHEEEEEE HEY YEA!
I swear the COD devs watch these mfs, I watch gun rants part one, 2weeks later, half the guns in the video end up in modern warfare!?
I think you guys make THE perfect duo for youtube gaming.
Zack is full of stories, trivia and isn't afraid of being "silly" from time to time.
And Mike is very cheerful
, witty and can appreciate almost any joke.
I really don't like "letsplay" videos. But most of yours really are exeptional.
The sequel that will push the channel to 1 million.
Your a bit ambitious but it will definitely help their channel quite alot
"WHERE'S MY GRENADE LAUNCHER?!"
I didn't know Zach was related to the commander from Monster Hunter world
WHERES NY DRAGONATOR!?
WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT!?
Man I could watch a 3 hour long podcast of Zach just talking about guns
We're up to around 4 hours of gun rants. Close enough in the meantime.
isnt that them just playing games and shooting the shit with each other?
About 6 hours total now
finally the awaited sequel to "Zach doesnt like the jackhammer"
But theres a mark 3 lmao
Just stop.
The first episode of this was the video that introduced me to this channel. This show is likely the only thing that got me through quarantine mostly mentally stable. So I am very glad that we get a sequel one year later
I'm happy to hear it man everyone needs their own shelter to escape the crazy bullshit life throws at ya.
Felt that, Zank's Gun Rants introduced me then I spent months watching their New Vegas series, so many good laughs.
At this point this series should just be called mike pissing off zach with guns
at this point the series should just be called "everything sucks with Zach"
@@BillehBobJoe or “man with no gun knowledge pisses off a small arms repair man”
Zach getting angry at terrible guns and shooting mike, episode 439167 and a half, the pancor jackhammer again, yes its back for the 6000th time
@@picklesandnori yeah but jokes aside, it does get rather annoying to hear internet gun info just parroted with the added flair of "it all sucks"
When Zach started to talk about the M4 and M4A1, I couldn't help but think about the M4 Sherman medium tank and the M4A1 Sherman Medium tank
Yeah, same here honestly
I'm surprised that Zach isn't one of the people who either gets annoyed when people mislabel AKs or just refers to them as AKs.
Referring to them as AK is actually more correct than AK-47. Kinda
@@PopeHeavy no you’re right Be confident you know
_sees sequel to Zach's Gun Rants_
*"The prophecy is true...."*
Alternate title: Two men shoot up a casino and hang out with the corpses for 10 minutes
You know Mike is hooked when he starts ranting about bullet calibers with Zach.
The video that led me and many people to Mike and Zach, now with a sequel. This is fantastic
you are not wrong, plus just listioning to them play games adn rant about funs and milatary stuff is GOOD comady and entertainment. it will be sad when they run out of topics.
@@lechking941 with the amount of content(games, media) there is, the number of guns in existence, their experiences (in life general, not just military), and because Zach is enthusiatic about many things while Mike can pretty much ride along with any topic thrown at him...
.
I doubt they will run out of any topic soon.
@@WingMaster562 but when they do it will be a sad day :P but for now they DEFINTLY have so many topics they have years to go.
@@lechking941 my point is, the death of universe comes first before they ever run out of topics.
@@WingMaster562 than I will make the universe stop ending just to find that end!
I’m a simple woman. I see a Zach compilation, I click
Aka the gaming brandon herra
God, same.
@@giovannicervantes2053 Aka The ak guy
I had the exact level of excitement and disappointment to seeing the P90 and not having Zach talk about it
The amount of knowledge this man has is impressive especially when you consider he is in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and texts containing such detailed information would likely be much harder to find.
I woke up and saw this and instead of getting ready, I decided to watch this
I woke up literally 5 minutes ago lmao
Same
same
Zach's rage is my substitute for Freemans mind in between releases.
he's got that same style of angry american.
neurotic but qualified
Nowhere near as good as Freeman's mind lmfao
Now I can imagine Ross's Freeman entering the Mojave Wasteland and meeting up with Zach and Mike and the trio just wreaking havok upon the Mojave.
Their voices are similar!
THIS IS _NOT_ A DEMOCRACY! I HAVE A GUN, THAT MEANS I'M IN CHARGE!
Love how Mike always just winds Zach up to Bitch about and elaborate about whatever weapon he is talking about.
He’s been doing it for as long as I’ve been watching this series and it never fails to being a smile to my day.
Keep up the good work lads. Love from the UK
The reason for having a DE in .50 AE was so that an officer at a checkpoint could dump the mag into the engine block of a vehicle that was trying to get through an it had a decent chance of doing enough damage to render the vehicle nonoperational.
The fact that there's a handgun with enough force to theoretically stop a vehicle is both terrifying and awesome
Funny enough the Canadian Border guards got a service rifle in .50 cal for the exact same purpose.
@@hamby2232 to be fair cars are not as durable as video games make us believe
@Buttnuttz depends on the game some have cars just be high grade explosives like fallout 4
9:45 "You don't want a revolver in 45-70, that's stupid!"
Me - *Cries* *in* *Ranger* *Sequoia*
Zach doesn't respect the Big Iron
I just wanna say Zach, you’re a pretty big inspiration to me. While I was in high school I didn’t really know what I wanted to do in life, but seeing how much you love firearms encouraged me to pursue my own love of firearms. I’ve been accepted into a gun smithing academy, and if it weren’t for you I would have never gone after my dreams to make it become a reality. Thank you.
Keep up the good work man, I wish both of y’all the best.
I've rewatched the first one so many damn times this is a gift from the gods
Fucking same
11:18 “there’s no reason to have a desert eagle in .50AE!” Well there’s the guys in northern Australia who deal with giant saltwater crocodiles, that’s about it tho
Mike wasn't carrying Joker's Gun, that was the real Big Iron all along
Alternate title: Zach's gun rants ft. Mike's big iron.
we need a bigger iron
The Iibber Bron
"I don't know everything about guns"
Also Zach: **Correctly asnwers all gives questions**
I find the best thing is Zach is a rambler while Mike is a listener. Zach can go on these long rants as mike just listens, tossing out genuinely interested, yet still comedic and light toned, questions.
the fact that the pulse rifle from aliens is more real than the pancor jackhammer
Only because it's a ton of guns slapped together
It's just a Tommy gun with plenty of plastic slapped on top of it
@@va5780 AND and underslung SPAS-12! :)
@@Theycallmeyoshi1 Actually a Remington with a spas 12 heat shield, and pump
Zach is like the guy you can't watch Star Wars with because he read the Wikipedia page for Common Misconceptions About Space.
More like the guy you can't watch Star Trek with because he's an actual physicist.
@@polarknight5376 You can't watch Star Trek with Zach because he would've been fixing the Enterprise if it was possible.
@@DutchTraveler Thanks for calling me out
Nerds feel the need to point out the inaccuracies of a sci-fi naval battle. Space navigation is just water and air transportation
I just can't get over the fact that every space vehicle has windows
Zacks Gun Rants 2: "Kept you waiting, huh?"
Me: "What took you so long?"
The second video of the pancor jackhammer from Forgotten Weapons
@@callemtheone7925 Was waiting for Zack to mention it in this video
5:52 holy shit my face hurts from laughing so hard! Zach just flying off the handle once he realizes that it was his grenade launcher.