I like how Joel actually gets it right with the bike by combining oil and gasoline because its a two stroke engine, but then fucks it up by pissing in the gas tank.
@@lance_the_avocado9492 works with gas too, but watch out bc you spawn with a half bladder of water so if you run right over to your car and pee in it it’ll flood and die
In 2058 when Joel is a megabillionaire CEO of FecalFoods Inc, we will all look back and this stream and think "never should ha doubted you Joel", and take another bite of our NûtruintShitt™
Tips, tricks, and silly things about this game: - You can fly on brooms. - You can open and close jerry cans and barrels, to stop them from leaking everywhere. - Your bladder is basically just a free 2 liters of liquid storage. What you piss out is identical to what you drank. So, if you drink fuel, you can fuel cars with piss. - Most vehicles need a radiator and water to cool the engine. The Trabant and Ebatta don't (as long as you don't swap out their engines.) - The Ebatta's ideal fuel ratio is 95% gasoline and 5% oil.
^^ additionally, functions with 3-15% oil but optimal is 5. can go for like 10 percent+ to stretch your gas out if you need. in cars that have a separate oil tank, you can put up to a little better than 15 percent alchohol in the fuel tank. hurts your engine performance but you stretch your gas out. wouldn’t go past 10 percent unless i was hurting though
Joel is most likely having a big laugh about the Poop Dilemma, but I'll take it too seriously anyways: -Putting soiled dishes into your cabinet doesn't suddenly clean your dishes. -Collecting your bath/shower water does not become purified because you ran it through the spouts again. The reason you cannot eat poo is the fact that you are re-ingesting materials your body is trying to get rid of. If your digestive system could recycle its own waste, we wouldn't need filter organs, let alone the latter half of the digestive system.
Also, bacteria and other microorganisms in our bowels are beneficial to us as long as they stay there. If you eat poo poo those bacteria enter parts of your body where they are harmful.
@@MattyMatthew-m4o Even if there were any remaining nutrients, it would surely all be processed after enough cycles. So eventually there would be no nutrients left, just waste and bacteria.
54:35 A similar experience happened to me while watching one of the archives a couple months back. I had eaten several grams of stevia sweetened chocolate in one sitting utterly oblivious to the impending torment. Needless to say, I spent three hours on the toilet and lost about two litres of fluids when the ordeal finally passed.
the developer of this game is sneaky, joel talked how he's thankful that the game doesnt have hunger and thurst, that's exactly what the creator of this game added with the last update few days ago lmaoo.
@@kinnikuboneman I am weird, because I like hunger/thirst, but can't stand rabbits and people trying to kill me. Good think I can play how I want and show it to random people online.
I honestly love watching streams of this game has a very "road trip with friends" feel to it especially since the game literally looks like where I live.
YES!! ,Ironically enough, these games where barely anything happens are my favorites to watch Joel play, it's fun to listen to uncle ramble on about random bullshit. aaaaaaaand not even 10 minutes in and hes talking about *eating p o o*
he really is one of the funniest streamers just on his own, streams like these and signal sim where nothing happens for most of the time is just room for Joel to ramble and unravel in his own skin. nothing but respect for our funny poo streamer
Timestamps for moments I keep replaying 8:53 he's allergic 24:20 [Joel swings a katana at his car and it blows up] "What just happened?" 30:12 [drinks piss] 35:29 [goes to sleep while driving 600 mph] 35:47 "Nothing bad happened- oh Jesus" 46:58 "let it out" 50:52 "ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ" 53:51 [UFO] 1:00:55 [rabbit jumpscare] 1:03:39 [sweaty sandwich] 1:05:40 "Woah, what happened?" [toilet explodes] 1:11:20 oil is fuel now 1:35:18 travel companies are a scam. Start walking today! 1:54:05 "They called me a madman. (x2) Little did they know, I invented bikes." 2:46:45 [the demonic screeches of someone who forgot to save commence]
JOEL. There's a skyrim mod called "Dragonborn Unlimited (DBU)" that does EXACTLY what you wanted. It accepts user voice commands to equip spells and cast dragon voice things.
Are there cheat codes for the game? I hate to say cheating, but maybe if Joel just had some fuel he could drive his motorbike and advance more in the game.
@@heckraiserrr413 the game actually gives you plenty of gas to reach several buildings without running out, joel just keeps wasting it, the bike's engine being filled with mostly oil and alcohol didn't help either
I lost it when Joel drank oil while pissing oil and then raced down the road listening to TMNT music swerving in and out of the darkness and not hitting a damn thing, the man is a legend!
No, it has an end and it's wonderful. After driving for 4,294,967,295 km, you reach a city and you are reunited with your wife (or husband, if you are playing using the female player model), your children, and your (non-mutated) pet bunny. I have used hacks to get it, but it must be so rewarding to get it legitimately.
I love that Joel decided to put on Fallout music, and it couldn't be included in the video, so all we were given was the out-of-context collapse of a man. One second he's having the time of his life with the MegaBike and setting up music, and the next he's cursing it out and abandoning it to the tune of Jingle Jangle.
After almost a year, finally Joel played this amazing game again, thanks for uploading the VOD quickly, your 5G Swedish internet is working good 1:05:37 Jobel shidded so hard that the toilet exploded, no more Fecal Funny :(
1:32:00 a man comes riding on a bicycle out of the desert, swinging a katana laden with chunks of bloody fur "fill er up with your finest mix of piss, shit, blood, water, alcohol and oil"
Doesn't it feel strange that Joel has been streaming for so long, like a decade or more, that some viewers might have lived much of their life with the streams happening? That way they would find old streams from when they were tiny! I mean, I watched Vinesauce when I was 12. So somebody watching now who's 12 was born in 2009, and they'd be able to find videos from when they were 4 which would be really interesting! I'm not sure if I could do a similar thing, find a TH-cam channel or video game stream I enjoy that goes back to when I was 4 years old because the internet was a lot different then without TH-cam and Twirch. Well, also, a lot of video games that seem "new" to me are actually 10 years old and they would probably seem really old to all the young people. Those video games don't really age in my head. But maybe that's because games became so modern in the last decade that many new games aren't super different, graphics wise? I can certainly tell the difference between a game made in 2001, but not so much games made in 2011. I can still play my childhood games from 2010 and they'll still feel new and exciting to me, but to younger people I wonder if they're feel "old" and exciting.
Man, now I wanna know what happened in the DMCA timeskip between him making the super bike and saying “fuck it” and tearing it up and leaving it at the side of the road.
we need someone to make a Samurai Jack intro parody of joel slashing at mutant bunnies, screaming at ufos, drink pure oil out of a barrel and cactus juice and him just walking through the dessert with his katana
Because the copyrighted music it skips from Joel riding the bike to him in the middle of the desert being like "F this Bike". WTF happened between then, lol.
I can relate to joel with the microwave grilled cheese. When I moved in to my new place recently, I didn’t have a microwave or a whole lot of dishes. So all I ate was stuff I can cook on the oven and stove like Quesadillas. Or just stuff I can quickly prepare without much dishes. Although he is an dummy for not thinking you have to refrigerate pasta sauce. That’s like the golden rule for a lot of things with the exception to like peanut butter and honey or uncooked pasta. Always refrigerate. Even bread last longer refrigerated.
Last stream: "I learned this trick in spetsnaz special forces. *shits in hand and waves it around at carnivorous bunny*" this stream " DAMNN SMELL LIKE NASTY ASS FARDD"
Apparently sleep streams are allowed and people justify it as: "Another reason streamers do sleep streams is to provide unique content for their viewers. ... Streamers who stream themselves sleeping allow their viewers to see themselves in a completely different way from what their viewers would see during a typical live stream"
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I like how Joel actually gets it right with the bike by combining oil and gasoline because its a two stroke engine, but then fucks it up by pissing in the gas tank.
*makes it better
empty your bladder when you spawn, drink up some oil ,and you can freely piss in bikes
@@theme7363 I FORGOT YOU CAN DO THIS
@@lance_the_avocado9492 works with gas too, but watch out bc you spawn with a half bladder of water so if you run right over to your car and pee in it it’ll flood and die
I realized that when Joel says "tomorrow" he actually means "next time I stream, maybe"
*["EVENTUALLY..."]*
Usually a minimum of two days , maximum of two weeks
RIP Cubivore
He's speaking in Joel Time
@@Exobiologic Way more than that. Guy straight up disappeared for a whole month.
Joel's last playthrough of "The Long Drive" was both so hilarious and scary that I got so hyped for this vid when it showed up on my YT subscriptions
I slept while watching that video and woke up scared n laughing as fuck while joel screamed YABBADABBADOo
@@chertov792 Joel is a gem
yep same
...Joel never played THROUGH the long drive, which is a shame
@@googleuser9383 True, hopefully he does play through it *cough* with a car *cough cough*
With the amount of walking he did, we may as well call this "The Long Walk".
Immediately after saying "I'm going to play this game as intended"🚶
The Big Step
The Decade Long Stroll
Local swedish streamer becomes a Ronin and roams the American desert killing oversized bunnies, discusses the consumption of feces.
fecalfunny moment
Sooooo..... U.S moment?
Jetstream Swede
@@roymarshall_ Indeed.
The first one was one of my favorite Joel streams, I'm so glad he revisited this game.
"Nothing like dying in the desert."
"Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
"No, only 6 litres of oil."
In 2058 when Joel is a megabillionaire CEO of FecalFoods Inc, we will all look back and this stream and think "never should ha doubted you Joel", and take another bite of our NûtruintShitt™
This comment is absolute Gold😂😂😂
how fitting. In the first part joel claimed he was much richer than elon musk. In "intellectual money".
@@praxiseffect84 No, I think it's bronze. Gold is for the liquid stuff.
Tips, tricks, and silly things about this game:
- You can fly on brooms.
- You can open and close jerry cans and barrels, to stop them from leaking everywhere.
- Your bladder is basically just a free 2 liters of liquid storage. What you piss out is identical to what you drank. So, if you drink fuel, you can fuel cars with piss.
- Most vehicles need a radiator and water to cool the engine. The Trabant and Ebatta don't (as long as you don't swap out their engines.)
- The Ebatta's ideal fuel ratio is 95% gasoline and 5% oil.
this game is so cool
slightly out of date since with survival drinking fuel is dangerous now though still a free storage, no more 2 liters of diesel :(
^^
additionally, functions with 3-15% oil but optimal is 5. can go for like 10 percent+ to stretch your gas out if you need.
in cars that have a separate oil tank, you can put up to a little better than 15 percent alchohol in the fuel tank. hurts your engine performance but you stretch your gas out. wouldn’t go past 10 percent unless i was hurting though
Weird question but does your coolant freeze in the snow biomes if you don't have alcohol in it?
1:05:41 Joel is more scared of toilets breaking than Aliens.
then Aliens what?
*"J O J O"*
fecalfunny moment
@@lintlickerize It took me a bit to get what you meant but I see it now lmao.
A toilet breaking is an attack on fecalfunny as we know it
Joel is most likely having a big laugh about the Poop Dilemma, but I'll take it too seriously anyways:
-Putting soiled dishes into your cabinet doesn't suddenly clean your dishes.
-Collecting your bath/shower water does not become purified because you ran it through the spouts again.
The reason you cannot eat poo is the fact that you are re-ingesting materials your body is trying to get rid of.
If your digestive system could recycle its own waste, we wouldn't need filter organs, let alone the latter half of the digestive system.
Thank you so much Mr. Professor of the University of Utah Health and Safety
Not to mention the most important fact:
There's absolutely no nutrients in poop. It has already been digested.
Also, bacteria and other microorganisms in our bowels are beneficial to us as long as they stay there. If you eat poo poo those bacteria enter parts of your body where they are harmful.
@@MattyMatthew-m4o Even if there were any remaining nutrients, it would surely all be processed after enough cycles. So eventually there would be no nutrients left, just waste and bacteria.
@@rolandkatsuragi Also, Uganda does not want THIS SICKNESS
Imagine how scary it would be to see a man cycling towards you wielding a katana while shitting in a basket
Just leg it, we stand no chance
I like how a driving simulator translates into a man standing in the desert drinking oil from a drum.
54:35 A similar experience happened to me while watching one of the archives a couple months back. I had eaten several grams of stevia sweetened chocolate in one sitting utterly oblivious to the impending torment. Needless to say, I spent three hours on the toilet and lost about two litres of fluids when the ordeal finally passed.
the developer of this game is sneaky, joel talked how he's thankful that the game doesnt have hunger and thurst, that's exactly what the creator of this game added with the last update few days ago lmaoo.
Yeah but you can turn it off
@@kinnikuboneman I am weird, because I like hunger/thirst, but can't stand rabbits and people trying to kill me. Good think I can play how I want and show it to random people online.
Also, apparently you can now eat poop in the game.
I honestly love watching streams of this game has a very "road trip with friends" feel to it especially since the game literally looks like where I live.
Ah yes, F r a n c e /s
I ain't your friend, buddy
I ain't your buddy, guy
@@ryanmac1228 I ain't your guy, dude.
@@notsnarky_5604 I ain't your dude, man.
Joel always forgetting about the GAS TANK under the table always makes me cry.
30 mins in and joel starts driving, efficiency at its peak.
and it lasts for like 10 minutes with the stream being like 2 hours of a bike without engine, or walking
I never thought Joely would ever long drive, not after "last time".
When he made brown butter I laughed.
Joel running towards the aliens with a sword instead of running away is peak character development
Full of coke
16:52 New voice unlocked!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Ive been waiting for this day to come for months!!
"i thought it was a pretzel but its my shit"
story of my life
YES!! ,Ironically enough, these games where barely anything happens are my favorites to watch Joel play, it's fun to listen to uncle ramble on about random bullshit.
aaaaaaaand not even 10 minutes in and hes talking about *eating p o o*
Well, he is the fecal funny streamer
fecalfunny stream(TM)
snusk streamer
he really is one of the funniest streamers just on his own, streams like these and signal sim where nothing happens for most of the time is just room for Joel to ramble and unravel in his own skin. nothing but respect for our funny poo streamer
It's because joel embraces you into the world of madness in his head
So, the objective is to reach grandma.
This has to be one of the weirdest adaptation of the little red riding hood I have ever seen
Timestamps for moments I keep replaying
8:53 he's allergic
24:20 [Joel swings a katana at his car and it blows up] "What just happened?"
30:12 [drinks piss]
35:29 [goes to sleep while driving 600 mph]
35:47 "Nothing bad happened- oh Jesus"
46:58 "let it out"
50:52 "ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ"
53:51 [UFO]
1:00:55 [rabbit jumpscare]
1:03:39 [sweaty sandwich]
1:05:40 "Woah, what happened?" [toilet explodes]
1:11:20 oil is fuel now
1:35:18 travel companies are a scam. Start walking today!
1:54:05 "They called me a madman. (x2) Little did they know, I invented bikes."
2:46:45 [the demonic screeches of someone who forgot to save commence]
Hearing one of our anthems being blared while a swede screams at aliens is certainly something
JOEL. There's a skyrim mod called "Dragonborn Unlimited (DBU)" that does EXACTLY what you wanted. It accepts user voice commands to equip spells and cast dragon voice things.
Yeah but it means you have to play Skyrim
i love this, thanks for playing more of this Joel.
The fact that this game is getting a part 2 . . .
Gives me hope for Kenshi part 2
Rip big billy
@@MostlyLost don’t disrespect big billy :(
If only Joel remember the "drive" part of this game.
Whatever, the funny bike ninja was cool
This is barely a game dude. Idk why you think there's a right or wrong way to play it lmfao
@@moose8846 just so we could see more of it.
Are there cheat codes for the game? I hate to say cheating, but maybe if Joel just had some fuel he could drive his motorbike and advance more in the game.
@@heckraiserrr413 the game actually gives you plenty of gas to reach several buildings without running out, joel just keeps wasting it, the bike's engine being filled with mostly oil and alcohol didn't help either
@@MizukiNoDoragon Oh, that makes sense
Man i love vids like these, Joel you make tough times easy to go through, and for that thank you
I lost it when Joel drank oil while pissing oil and then raced down the road listening to TMNT music swerving in and out of the darkness and not hitting a damn thing, the man is a legend!
Is anybody gonna tell him that The Long Drive seriously has no end?
No, it has an end and it's wonderful. After driving for 4,294,967,295 km, you reach a city and you are reunited with your wife (or husband, if you are playing using the female player model), your children, and your (non-mutated) pet bunny. I have used hacks to get it, but it must be so rewarding to get it legitimately.
@@UltimatePerfectionnow _that_ is what I like to call a long drive... Jesus Christ, the title of the game really wasn't joking, huh?
I love that Joel decided to put on Fallout music, and it couldn't be included in the video, so all we were given was the out-of-context collapse of a man.
One second he's having the time of his life with the MegaBike and setting up music, and the next he's cursing it out and abandoning it to the tune of Jingle Jangle.
OMG YESSS BLESSED JOEL i love your chill streams ive been dying for more long drive
After almost a year, finally Joel played this amazing game again, thanks for uploading the VOD quickly, your 5G Swedish internet is working good
1:05:37 Jobel shidded so hard that the toilet exploded, no more Fecal Funny :(
Oh no it's found Joel
Fecaltragedy.sad :(
I really wish he continues his walk through this game! Its so cozy to watch.
1:32:00
a man comes riding on a bicycle out of the desert, swinging a katana laden with chunks of bloody fur
"fill er up with your finest mix of piss, shit, blood, water, alcohol and oil"
yes the first part of this was my favourite, so glad you played it again
not even ten minutes in
"why can't you eat poo?"
> thermodynamics has lost faith in humanity
Joel's sudden maniacal laughter scared my boss
Congratulations on spending over five minutes inventing the Big Wheel, Joel.
Doesn't it feel strange that Joel has been streaming for so long, like a decade or more, that some viewers might have lived much of their life with the streams happening? That way they would find old streams from when they were tiny! I mean, I watched Vinesauce when I was 12. So somebody watching now who's 12 was born in 2009, and they'd be able to find videos from when they were 4 which would be really interesting! I'm not sure if I could do a similar thing, find a TH-cam channel or video game stream I enjoy that goes back to when I was 4 years old because the internet was a lot different then without TH-cam and Twirch. Well, also, a lot of video games that seem "new" to me are actually 10 years old and they would probably seem really old to all the young people. Those video games don't really age in my head. But maybe that's because games became so modern in the last decade that many new games aren't super different, graphics wise? I can certainly tell the difference between a game made in 2001, but not so much games made in 2011. I can still play my childhood games from 2010 and they'll still feel new and exciting to me, but to younger people I wonder if they're feel "old" and exciting.
Been watching joel and vinny streaming since 6th grade and im now in university lol
Not really
OH YEEEEAAAA I LOVE THE LONG DRIVE ITS BEEN SO LONG
Its such a chill relaxing waky physic game
53:39 It funny that as soon he talked about his Añu(s) 👽 alien appears.
Never mind it was his guts
Ayy lmao
Man, now I wanna know what happened in the DMCA timeskip between him making the super bike and saying “fuck it” and tearing it up and leaving it at the side of the road.
Someone draw fanart of joel riding on a bike filled with blood with a katana in one hand while leaving a trail of doodoofecalmatter down the highway
This game is so surreal to me for some reason. It feels like a fever dream
"Nothing Bad Happened"
*Flips into a new gravitational field*
1:58:40 love how the copyright claims made for some comedic editing
If burping man on moped wielding a katana isn't the cover art of the next scythelord album I will be very disappointed
44:00 for something.... interesting
1:17:00 Samurai Jack Season 5 Premiere
oh god Joel finally played this again
i've been watching joel do absolutely nothing but walk endlessly for nearly 3 hours straight
we need someone to make a Samurai Jack intro parody of joel slashing at mutant bunnies, screaming at ufos, drink pure oil out of a barrel and cactus juice and him just walking through the dessert with his katana
Because the copyrighted music it skips from Joel riding the bike to him in the middle of the desert being like "F this Bike". WTF happened between then, lol.
Im glad i fell asleep during part 1, and woke up during part 2 to Joel saying your own feces is infinite food
53:52 - One of the most manliest noises in the world. Definitely didn’t scream like a little girl.
Bro traveled around the globe to just end up backwards
I should remember that when Joel tells a date, I should be ready to either miss the stream or come perfectly on time like this time.
The visual of Joel alone in a dirty apartment eating a Carolina reaper by himself for content is phenomenal
Joey riding the bike while brandishing a katana was straight out of Demons. Awesome.
Joel starts arguing about why people should be able to eat their own poo. This is full on Fecal Funny.
Peak fecalfunny
Just as i was watching the VOD on twitch.
Thank you jobel for the long drive fecal content
This game is something else
So happy a part 2 actually happened
Joel not understanding how he got lost is so frustrating
I can relate to joel with the microwave grilled cheese. When I moved in to my new place recently, I didn’t have a microwave or a whole lot of dishes. So all I ate was stuff I can cook on the oven and stove like Quesadillas. Or just stuff I can quickly prepare without much dishes.
Although he is an dummy for not thinking you have to refrigerate pasta sauce. That’s like the golden rule for a lot of things with the exception to like peanut butter and honey or uncooked pasta. Always refrigerate. Even bread last longer refrigerated.
Last stream: "I learned this trick in spetsnaz special forces. *shits in hand and waves it around at carnivorous bunny*" this stream " DAMNN SMELL LIKE NASTY ASS FARDD"
Poop doesn’t have the nutrients you need, Joel.
"Nothing bad happened." *Immediately crashes into a rock*
Apparently I saw the original stream archive, but all I remember is the timestamp I left of Joel putting the stream on the TV.
You gotta do Signal Simulator now
I thought this too
🤔
Wait...
- Something's wrong with the car
*proceeds to check if all 4 wheels are present*
- I don't know what the problem might be
Does he ever turn off depth of field?
Edit: he almost did at the very end
The intro art with fren almost had him do a big jump out my window
Perfect Joel game, i love it
First
To remind you of your ufo's extended warranty!
im glad you play this again
The rage yoga part was hella funny
“Rage yoga.” Sounds like going to a bar with extra steps.
this game fits joel really well
Why do i always come back to you
thank you joel i was hoping for this
literally the worst stream of all time, i love it so much
1:05:37 earth shattering crap
An absolute mudslide of a crap
i love how the fallout music segment went downhill so quickly
from "YEAH I LOVE THIS! WOOO!" to "SCREW THIS BIKE! SCREW IT!"
53:52 Joel returns to Monke
The oil gave you super powers: today you mega fart, tomorrow, you'll mega shit
Apparently sleep streams are allowed and people justify it as:
"Another reason streamers do sleep streams is to provide unique content for their viewers. ... Streamers who stream themselves sleeping allow their viewers to see themselves in a completely different way from what their viewers would see during a typical live stream"
"Nothing bad happened"
Boulder: 35:47
1:05:37 Toilet jumpscare
why did I start watching this?...WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS?
I can't get over how funny this game is in the hands of Jobel
This slightly reminds me of that old Jalopy stream, damn that was great.
This felt more like a long walk than long drive.
1:58:00 Im so confused of wthat happend, but the sudden cuts made me die