Joel 2021: "Fast food has like 0 nutritional value" Yeah, joel? No nutritional value? Like rocks? Why do people get fat then? On a serious note, there was a scientist presenting the donut diet. Calorie counting is everything.
@@googleuser9383 calorie counting has a big role but you're not gonna get the necessary stuff not to crumble appart health wise with a diet based only on calorie counting, you also have to take in consideration your daily consumption of protein, fat, carbs, vitamins, etc.. I feel like if I only ate fast food, donuts and bread while counting calories, i'd eventually turn into a pile of dust from lacking proper nutrition
Imagine the possibilities: your lady friend wants to get down and you come in all hitman-like with a steel suitcase and start masterfully assembling your glizzy This is the future, old man
at 18:20 when Joel talks about taking a bottle/cup of coke left by someone, i was reminded that in 2nd grade while waiting for bus there was like almost a whole mcdonalds cup of fanta left ontop of a trash can and i just took it thinking "wowiee free fanta" and drunk it while the bus arrived. I think i did it a few more times after that... surprised how i'm still alive lmao
My dad once left a Dr Pepper bottle filled with spit out dip and my dumbass 2 year old brain thought “ OH WOW DR PEPPER” so I took a sip and later my dad found me in the floor as green as a goblin with the Dr Pepper bottle next to me and he had to take me to the hospital to make sure I was fine
oh gosh, when i was a kid my dad emptied a pan full of grease into a coke can and left it on the counter and me being a child who loved anything sugary i drank it and ended up spitting it out in the sink and never trusting anything he put on the counter again D:
Joel with the last demo: okay okay not bad, now here's how you impr- *gets a run ability and a gun* Joel: aaaaaaaaand ruined, let's buy it in a week lol
Where I live, fast food is quite a lot more expensive than just getting a giant 2€ bag of pasta or rice with a big bunch of canned vegetables for 5€ and just eating that for the rest of the month. One of those tiny 6cm cheeseburgers from McD's cost 2€ alone, but damn, I need like 4 of those to be full
Mcdonald's really threw Ronald under the bus, because apparently "clowns are creepy" even though the mascots they replaced him with are infinitely more disturbing to look at.
Are you talking about the Minion ripoff in the skin of a Happy Meal Nvm Joel just said it and someone even pointed out that it looks like a Minion Frankly I'm not sure why they wouldn't make kids afraid of happy meals
@@opiumpilled If they did, I never knew about it. I know you could ask for apple slices, but _carrots?_ This may just be me being american, but getting your kid a Happy Meal with carrots in place of fries should put you on some kind of list- like, how is that _not_ child abuse?!
Let me add as a preface to the story: I love Sega and Nintendo. I bought over the Christmas Steam sale that Sega pack with Bass Pro Fishing, Sonic, etc. Never tried Bass Pro Fishing before, but booted it up, and I heard amazing music from the diary section of the game. Now, either rather fortunate or unfortunate, I'm still entirely unsure, I heard this music as Joel was talking about people's 'johnsons' paraphernalia.
Speaking on Squidward, I heard that one recent episode from Speng was not released in DVD/VOD because of unintentional *Corongo* references. Like, *lost episodes* of audiovisual media still can be lost in 2021.
Also speaking of Squidward, we need another Squidward based horror game where you're playing as Squilliam Fancyson going into Squidward's house for, reasons, and getting stalked by an Evil Squidward.
18:00 one time i went to the movies with my friends, and when the movie was over, we noticed that there was a tray with a bunch of nachos and popcorn on the seats to our right, and my friend, without even stoping to think for a second, grabbed the tray and just started feasting, as we left the room we noticed a couple going into the room we were just in, i like to think they forgot their food and my friend left them without popcorn and nachos
I really liked how the ovni game begun and I was so dissappointed it became like, another type of game entirely. It started off as a PT-esque atmospheric game and somehow it turned into escaping and killing the aliens. As soon as they showed the flying disk and the gray alien it just took most of my immersion away.
McDonalds where I live is sad, cold and floppy. Like when you order a Big mac, it's tiny, cold and the salad is just... slimy. Plus, everything costs 50% more than in america, and the burgers are way smaller. When they have seasonal burgers, those are good, but most of the regular menu is god awful. I'd rather go to Burger King, which seems to be a lot better here then most other places for some reason. Maybe because they don't let teens work there, i don't know. Breakfast menu tho? Awesome. Those McMuffins are bangin'. I'm not gonna say where I'm from because I don't want to start an argument with my fellow countrymen. Edit: AFAIK a lot of Americans that went to McDonalds in my country hated it so much that it even made some news articles, so It seems it isn't just me. McDonalds Really does suck here compared to other countries. Though that doesn't explain why Burger King is GOOD here. They even have TV's and run South Park and stuff on it. Maybe a difference in management or something?
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Skip the intro, its awful.
Wish i could but i enjoy your voice too much👌
ok joel thanks
If you think I'm going to skip a segment called "Funny fleshlight talk", think again
No :)
No kek
Streamer Who Bathes In Pepsi Says Fast Food Unhealthy
Joel 2021: "Fast food has like 0 nutritional value"
Yeah, joel? No nutritional value? Like rocks? Why do people get fat then?
On a serious note, there was a scientist presenting the donut diet. Calorie counting is everything.
@@googleuser9383 calorie counting has a big role but you're not gonna get the necessary stuff not to crumble appart health wise with a diet based only on calorie counting, you also have to take in consideration your daily consumption of protein, fat, carbs, vitamins, etc.. I feel like if I only ate fast food, donuts and bread while counting calories, i'd eventually turn into a pile of dust from lacking proper nutrition
@@googleuser9383 dude calm the fuck down. Its a youtube comment section
@@moose8846 I think it was just a joke.. I think.. Shit now I don’t know hehe
"Funny fleshlight talk (skip this segment)"
bold of you to assume i don't come to the streams for the fleshfunny
Joel‘s Swedish leaking out his brain while unloading a machine gun on Spongebob’s house is the magnum opus.
TBH the useless gun was a way worse design choice than the gun in the alien game.
i HATE useless guns in games.
HVAD FANDEN
Unfortunately my mind when straight to classic pewdiepie
@@googleuser9383emotional support guns
this video should be included with every happy meal
This would be the best surprise inside
it should replace the apple slices.
Imagine the possibilities: your lady friend wants to get down and you come in all hitman-like with a steel suitcase and start masterfully assembling your glizzy
This is the future, old man
@Utan Namn now *that* is a frussy moment
I love the thesaurus bestowed upon us by joel
This comment makes me thankful to have english as a first language.
@spindletea I think it's the fact that this would be gibberish to anyone who isn't fluent
We've evolved from Fecal Funny to Foreskin Funny, gamers.
Smegma funny
@@trans-rights smegma silly
Gamer mode: Activated
From Humus Humorous to Phallic Phunny
>"skip this segment"
Alright, this is the segment I need to go out of my way to watch then.
Overachiever!
It's the best fucking part of the stream I love hearing Joel talk about this stuff with chat
at 18:20 when Joel talks about taking a bottle/cup of coke left by someone, i was reminded that in 2nd grade while waiting for bus there was like almost a whole mcdonalds cup of fanta left ontop of a trash can and i just took it thinking "wowiee free fanta" and drunk it while the bus arrived. I think i did it a few more times after that... surprised how i'm still alive lmao
LMAOO i love this
Dude, free Fanta is a rare thing; can't blame ya for capitalising on the moment
My dad once left a Dr Pepper bottle filled with spit out dip and my dumbass 2 year old brain thought “ OH WOW DR PEPPER” so I took a sip and later my dad found me in the floor as green as a goblin with the Dr Pepper bottle next to me and he had to take me to the hospital to make sure I was fine
oh gosh, when i was a kid my dad emptied a pan full of grease into a coke can and left it on the counter and me being a child who loved anything sugary i drank it and ended up spitting it out in the sink and never trusting anything he put on the counter again D:
get so many diseases & drugs in the system, they all fight and cancel eachother out
When trying to scare Joel with aliens...
Rule 1: Never give him a gun
Cause of death: Coke in freezer.
"Don't hold in that fart, or you will have a bloody shart."
Joel with the last demo: okay okay not bad, now here's how you impr-
*gets a run ability and a gun*
Joel: aaaaaaaaand ruined, let's buy it in a week lol
1:13:00 TH-cam keeps removing the links to the article but the man's name is Malcom MacDonald
Joel mentioning how McDonald's used to be like a theme park hit me too hard... The magic is gone, bros...
The Cheeseburgers are still pretty much the same
I blame Isreal
Grimace lives on in our hearts, brothers.
"The magic" was just nonce bait. Fuck it.
@@UltimateThanos shut up
That final game *CHHCHH* OO-WAH-AH-AHAH.
SKEEDOWTZ GITZDOWM WIV ZEE ZICKNESS
^-- Joel in every other video
Watches Joel Stream, remembered I need to buy some groceries.
Came back home.
Jobel still talks about foony flashlights.
I actually laughed when the aliens ran towards you and started kicking in your head.
"That demo has everything I hate in a horror game... I can't wait to play the whole thing!"
This is the last time i go to McDonkies, they fuckin put ghost in burger.
I'm NOT going to eat MCDONKEY BURGER with GHOST >:(
I will now go see Kentucky fried man.
GHOST STOLE MY MONEY! COME BACK THATS MY MONEY!
@@Not_Slim_Shady Kentucky man has zombie in burger
Where I live, fast food is quite a lot more expensive than just getting a giant 2€ bag of pasta or rice with a big bunch of canned vegetables for 5€ and just eating that for the rest of the month.
One of those tiny 6cm cheeseburgers from McD's cost 2€ alone, but damn, I need like 4 of those to be full
O.V.N.I Abduction only lacked Disturbed's The Sickness to be a 10/10
Mcdonald's really threw Ronald under the bus, because apparently "clowns are creepy" even though the mascots they replaced him with are infinitely more disturbing to look at.
Are you talking about the Minion ripoff in the skin of a Happy Meal
Nvm Joel just said it and someone even pointed out that it looks like a Minion
Frankly I'm not sure why they wouldn't make kids afraid of happy meals
Ovni Abduction, or: Joel's Heart Shatters Into A Million Pieces
1:42:40 enormous jumpscare warning when Joel goes to the door
1:44:45 minor jumpscare after "what if marcianito is in this"
bruh
when I saw O.VN.I. associated with alien experiments, I got flashbacks to finding nsfw art of disney Stitch aliens by accident years ago
The happy meal prize was inside of us all along.
ER Doctor: "Right, you 'fell' on the Beyblade. I gotcha. 😉"
im so upset that skeedwad died 😨😭
Aw hell nah they kilt my mans squeetard 😓
Skodwarde
aw hell nah skidwarts
I still can't beblib that skuidderd dieded
Ah hell nawh, dey dun killt skwiidweed
Wow, whoever made that Ronald McDonald game put a lot of effort into grocery labels.
Those were already made assets, I think.
That specific segment should be called the smegment
haram
For those who don't know, OVNI is the French version of UFO (Objet volant non identifié).
Also in spanish (Objeto Volador No Identificado)
@@RoseOfNight Ah, yes. Makes sense since both languages are similar.
Some nice alien exposure therapy for Joel.
God I love the spooky Saturday series
Don't you just love it when the Bikini Bottom Police Department storms a sponge's house with a *whole ass assault rifle?*
In all fairness the game kinda proves they were in the right to feel the need to bring the big guns
He's already full of holes lmao
2:38 years later, it's happened
even though ive watched streams on youtube for years. this was the first stream i got to catch live. glad to see it up uploaded and relive the laughs
I love these archives because I am typically too drunk to remember Spooky Saturday
Joel: "McDonalds Happy Meals came with carrots when I was a kid."
*_Joel Actually Lives In The Actual Christian Hell Confirmed On Stream!!_*
Did they not come with carrots for you?
@@opiumpilled
If they did, I never knew about it. I know you could ask for apple slices, but _carrots?_ This may just be me being american, but getting your kid a Happy Meal with carrots in place of fries should put you on some kind of list- like, how is that _not_ child abuse?!
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 yeah, same here. My happy meal always came with fries and chicky nuggies
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 you can get carrot sticks in the UK as one of the options, maybe it’s just more of a European thing?
Looks like Joel is a wild and crazy guy in that opening lol
Thanks for continuing this series its always a treat.
1:15:22 Sponge: *The bomb has been planted*
The Bikini Bottom Police: Spams their gunfire at his house*
ablieons, ronaldo mcdonnel and sponga
I swear to shit whenever joel does that gross ass "gulping" sound it makes me gag
I thought I had somehow missed a spooky Saturday, but I actually intentionally left the stream because of the intro 🤣
34:34 *he's just vibin*
Why is Joel just always fucking funny. Like everything that comes out of his mouth is funny as fuck
Did anyone else think the jack ass party boy theme lined up really well with Ronald’s cackling
RRRRRRRRONALDINIO SOCXERBALLL
hahahahhaha
@@TallTapper Thanks man
Can the 17 minutes of pp talk get uploaded to the main channel
he’s lazy
In a perfect universe this would be true
2:01 “Is Grimace still kicking”
oh if only he knew
i never knew just how good some of joel's spongebob character impressions were until now
*God gives man a massive world record dong*
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
1:53:08 easily the funniest part
This stream is probably the funniest yet
7:08 That myth has been disproven Joel. The penis isn't designed to to absorb blood like that.
Joel's specialty, espousing shit he knows nothing about... but we all love him.
1:53:11
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
Let me add as a preface to the story: I love Sega and Nintendo. I bought over the Christmas Steam sale that Sega pack with Bass Pro Fishing, Sonic, etc. Never tried Bass Pro Fishing before, but booted it up, and I heard amazing music from the diary section of the game. Now, either rather fortunate or unfortunate, I'm still entirely unsure, I heard this music as Joel was talking about people's 'johnsons' paraphernalia.
Expand Dong
I peed when I watched this. Was good.
Get off the toilet, Gondonka, your family misses you.
Prove it!
McDougal’s and youUuUuUuUu
I will never get tired of the grandad intro
5:00 they call this the: SEX 2 EXPANSION PAK
🎶 Egg, sausage, muffin, it all goes in the freezer, Mcdonald`s and youuu! :D 🎵
Just been watching they hunger..I'm a new fan, very funny
It's not P.T. it's E.T.
No no, its PT
55:55 Which is exactly why they did it
joel you spicy meatball you dont have to create a new wish account just delete the chrome cache
I need one of those Expansion Packs.
Speaking on Squidward, I heard that one recent episode from Speng was not released in DVD/VOD because of unintentional *Corongo* references. Like, *lost episodes* of audiovisual media still can be lost in 2021.
the episode got leaked anyway lel
Also speaking of Squidward, we need another Squidward based horror game where you're playing as Squilliam Fancyson going into Squidward's house for, reasons, and getting stalked by an Evil Squidward.
I love how in the Ronald game all of the models and graphics are surprisingly good, except for the Ronald model itself which looks like absolute shit
Jobel
check the Bathroom
This man laughs at "horror" games, but then proceeds to peak his microphone at a jpeg of a little grey alien.
18:00 one time i went to the movies with my friends, and when the movie was over, we noticed that there was a tray with a bunch of nachos and popcorn on the seats to our right, and my friend, without even stoping to think for a second, grabbed the tray and just started feasting, as we left the room we noticed a couple going into the room we were just in, i like to think they forgot their food and my friend left them without popcorn and nachos
What I learned today: Coke is a vegetable.
"The game is out now lets get it!" Something isn't right here.
25:31
In Ronald Land, they sell Buff beer, in Shelbyville, they sell Fubb
Joel: *Plays any game*
TH-cam: FIVE NIGT FEDY
Joel:. "One more try"
Video: 1 hour and 20 minutes remaining
ah yes. five nights at freddy's
1:35:56 M A R C I A N I T O
Why don’t you tweet when you’re going to stream anymore joel? :( I keep missing these gems live 💔
If you have the Twitch app on your phone, you can activate push notifications to be notified when he's live. (:
When a fucking game about Ronald McDonald is scarier than your spooky alien horror game, you know you fucked up.
I do believe that the OVNI Abduction game creator is French because OVNI is the french term used for UFOs
But it's also the Portuguese and Spanish term for UFOs though.
Yeah the dev is spanish, that's the only other language available
This is what happens when we let them put fucking ghost in burger
16:30 that dude flexes with a comedic bo-oi-oing sound effect
Funny Lightflesh
Oh the grand dad intro remind me of signal simulator. i miss it
Extend-o-girth for that "thook" moment.
That shit Ronald game. It didn't even say you win at the end.
I really liked how the ovni game begun and I was so dissappointed it became like, another type of game entirely. It started off as a PT-esque atmospheric game and somehow it turned into escaping and killing the aliens. As soon as they showed the flying disk and the gray alien it just took most of my immersion away.
McDonalds where I live is sad, cold and floppy. Like when you order a Big mac, it's tiny, cold and the salad is just... slimy. Plus, everything costs 50% more than in america, and the burgers are way smaller. When they have seasonal burgers, those are good, but most of the regular menu is god awful. I'd rather go to Burger King, which seems to be a lot better here then most other places for some reason. Maybe because they don't let teens work there, i don't know.
Breakfast menu tho? Awesome. Those McMuffins are bangin'.
I'm not gonna say where I'm from because I don't want to start an argument with my fellow countrymen.
Edit: AFAIK a lot of Americans that went to McDonalds in my country hated it so much that it even made some news articles, so It seems it isn't just me. McDonalds Really does suck here compared to other countries. Though that doesn't explain why Burger King is GOOD here. They even have TV's and run South Park and stuff on it. Maybe a difference in management or something?
Are you from greenland?
Are you from Greenland?
Guys I'm not gonna doxx myself lol im not gonna say from where I'm from
Another spooky game could be “around the clock at bikini bottom” just saying
Joel needs to see the ronald Macdonald chasing kids through the woods to give them a burger.
never in my life did i think id say this but, "i need mom joel in my life!"
25:48
Good stream, but now il have to water my cactus.
3:57 the forbidden marker sword
Thank you for introducing me to ZZ Top lol.
5:33 missed opportunity to say “expand dong” 💀
Oh nei, squidward sat on Chinese office chair
1:48:27 i love how joel says "heahaha, no pyeanis :D"
1:43:11 for funny laser