Can someone animate Joel doing his driving test and he just starts ripping gauges out and detatching the doors and shit when the instructor asks him to start the car
I'd pay real money to see a guy do this as a skit IRL. They tell him to start the car and he goes into TH-cam tutorial mode on how to disassemble a car.
I dunno why but Joel pissing into the gas tank to dilute the Diesel he put in there and allow the car to start is both the most galaxy brain move while also being the most on brand Joel move at exactly the same time
an excerpt from the jobel story... "the long drive". jobel goes to fill his car with gas when he spots a giant rabbit scream at him and begin to chase him. the man (while still holding the gas canister) panics leaping over the car as the rabbit misses him. as jobel struggles to jump on top of the car he lets go of the canister and it goes flying. the rabbit gets too close, and the man leaps off of car only to turn around and see the rabbit's body get stuck the car, and it glitches and ragdolls.
"Local Swedish man leaves behind car in middle of desert before trying to fend off EL Chupacabra rabbit with his own poo." I would not believe these descriptions if it wasn't Joel.
watching joel drop literally everything into the engine compartment without realising that the engine compartment doesn't often have a bottom has me in hysterics
When Joel found out the magic of the box and went Fleenstones mode I thought I was about to die from laughter on the floor. Yet nothing will beat the moment where he was literally pissin' and shittin' and dismantling the car while trying to get out of it. Truly an out of context Joel moment.
That Flintstones moment with the radio and the freakout at the beginning, holy fuck that had me in stitches. Please play this again, honestly it's so damn funny, I could watch it all day.
@@gabrokkerhun Seriously? The game seems to be set in a rural America, what with all the architecture, etc. Typical hillbilly America, down to the cacti and tumbleweeds.
I really hope Joel plays more of this game, messes around with it like now, but also tries to play it seriously and get somewhere too its a good game for Joel I think and I really like watching him play these kinds of games
None of the cars run on diesel, the diesel is only for a bus that spawns In the propane tanks there is gas I think you can run the cars on alcohol, but I’m not sure
Yeah, but its a fucking lada, ai92 mixed with urine is good for lada engines. E100 and other fancy fuels from capitalist country is bad for commie automotive
The video started with a hilariously goofy ad about a "60 minute self defense class" and I thought it was part of Joel's stream because he does weird cold opens like that.
It's funny how without a doubt, every player that starts this game is baffled by the exclusion of Batteries. I love the charm it brings, but it's always fun to see streamers run around looking for a nonexistent battery
2 stroke engines you usually have to mix the oil and the gas in order to have it work properly but most vehicle are 4 stroke and they have to have the gas and the oil separate
You can fill things with opening the thing that you want to fill, and taking the barell/canister/etc and pressing q, then moving your crosshair to volume that you want to fill, and pressing LMB also, only the bus working on diesel, cars working only on gas/gas + some alcohol(but cat will be accerlate slower) remember to close the caps engine will not work without oil and also, watch the temperature and cooling radiator, and fill it with water if needed also, you can press 2/3/4 and take item, then press 1 and item will be saved in inventory you can take items such as rifle or paint(that you named coffee) by tab to use it(shoot/paint/etc) jizz o nit is car cleaner
24:34 I don’t think you need that coffee, mate. 52:17 this is one of the best parts of the stream for me. Not because of gRaNdDaD, but because “YABADABA DOO YOU F U C K!" 58:55 u f o
I feel like this game is cheap and jank yet neat enough there might be more for joel to find if he does another so i got my fingers crossed about that.
One Long Drive would be Model 1 Mega-CD + Mega-CD Karaoke + Model 1 Mega Drive + 32x + Pro Action Replay cart + Game Genie cart + Sonic & Knuckles Lock-On cart + Master System Converter II + Pro Action Replay (SMS) cart + Master System to Mark III adapter + Card Catcher + SG-1000-era Sega Card. That's a *Mega* Long Drive for ya.
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt-shaker half-full of cocaine. A whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two-dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip but when you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
When Joel tore apart the car just trying to get out killed me so hard How didn’t I see the part where he talked about it Edit: 4 words said before confused destruction: Oh this is qwop
![[Vinesauce] Joel - The Long Drive ( Part 2 )](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9UWf45YtM24/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - The Long Drive ( Part 2 )](/img/tr.png)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky Saturday: Granny Ripoff Games](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pM04-BRiUpk/mqdefault.jpg)
At this point Joel should just drive an actual bus through the american southwest while chatting to terrified passengers.
id get on that bus
I'd pay to be on that bus
joel and jerma irl desert bus stream
i'd be the bus
I'd the bus
"They say Video Games don't art..... BuT I FeEl DiFfErEnT."
-Unkle Joble, 2020
I'm writting an essay for college about that. I'm really considering opening it with this quote
Can someone animate Joel doing his driving test and he just starts ripping gauges out and detatching the doors and shit when the instructor asks him to start the car
I support this
"do you know why we stopped the car?"
@@Cookieofdoom "do I know why we stopped the car?"
I'd pay real money to see a guy do this as a skit IRL. They tell him to start the car and he goes into TH-cam tutorial mode on how to disassemble a car.
BACK IT UP!
When joel was just button mashing in the car , trying to get out while his character shit farted. Oh my god I've Never laughed so hard.
@Bruno Cardoso at around 5:52
@Bruno Cardoso not sure :c
@Bruno Cardoso oh yeah its at 5:41
@@showsomesignsoflife 5:33 is the exact moment but before that for the context.
@@boofdoof6157 oh ok thanc
Hearing joel just break down hysterically laughing is always a treat
Time?
@@elcubano8843 69:420
@@elcubano8843 Pretty much all the video.
Seeing an alien in joels thumbnail is just an invitation for mayhem
Vincent pog face
Check the Bathroom, Joel.
Your profile pic is joel's reaction to greys
Catherine was an invitation for mayhem.
And great music
Imagine being able to go to the signal simulator base in this game, then joel could finally check the bathroom
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Babe wow you're uncut
Yes honey
I am very very wake up now, darling
@@feralhiker6816 you got me on that one😂😭
I dunno why but Joel pissing into the gas tank to dilute the Diesel he put in there and allow the car to start is both the most galaxy brain move while also being the most on brand Joel move at exactly the same time
ergo, joel is galaxy brain mode by default.
I clicked this thinking he would do better than Jerma did. I was proved wrong within the first 5 minutes.
Joel: finally find gas.
Also Joel: Drops gas canister out window after taking the cap off.
five minutes in and i’m already peeing myself, farting and crying in laughter joel never disappoints
pee pee poo poo
@@Chronodox can i PLEASE be a part of whatever industry that is
@@MetricPolygon yes, welcome to the professional stream chat writing industry. You can't resign from the job, only to your fate.
@@rambbler fecal incorporated
@@mattsludge global... Fecal... Corporation, Chrizzzzzz
1:31:20 No words can help me describe the sequence of events that have taken place here.
Beauty. Sheer and unrestrained beauty.
A certified Mug Moment
an excerpt from the jobel story... "the long drive". jobel goes to fill his car with gas when he spots a giant rabbit scream at him and begin to chase him. the man (while still holding the gas canister) panics leaping over the car as the rabbit misses him. as jobel struggles to jump on top of the car he lets go of the canister and it goes flying. the rabbit gets too close, and the man leaps off of car only to turn around and see the rabbit's body get stuck the car, and it glitches and ragdolls.
52:14 This is how my GRAND DAD used to drive.
oh jee i don't know fred
GRAND DAD found the car keys
i am that second italian guy
W E ' R E A L L G O N N A D I E G R A N D D A D !
"Local Swedish man leaves behind car in middle of desert before trying to fend off EL Chupacabra rabbit with his own poo."
I would not believe these descriptions if it wasn't Joel.
watching joel drop literally everything into the engine compartment without realising that the engine compartment doesn't often have a bottom has me in hysterics
Yea I can't belive he did that, repeatedly no less
"You guys said it would explode it didn't explode"
*Car explodes right after Joel says it*
You can't make that shit up
When Joel found out the magic of the box and went Fleenstones mode I thought I was about to die from laughter on the floor.
Yet nothing will beat the moment where he was literally pissin' and shittin' and dismantling the car while trying to get out of it. Truly an out of context Joel moment.
"YEEEEAH BARN, NOTHIN LIKE DYIN IN THE DESERT" - jobel, 2020
I was in the stream and it really was an experience seeing Joel slowly lose his sanity with this game
slowly?
Sanity?
Game?
That Flintstones moment with the radio and the freakout at the beginning, holy fuck that had me in stitches.
Please play this again, honestly it's so damn funny, I could watch it all day.
Joel can’t get out of the car and pisses himself simulator
This might fill in the hole that signal simulator left
The engine couldn't work and still, Joel found a way to be left behind
53:32
“Draw distance? Max please!” * cranks it up half way *
HEY GUYS JERMA985 HERE-*crashes into lightpole*
Fingers crossed for whenever multiplayer for this game is released.
@@Nickong67 multiplayer is in beta right now, and vr in alpha
@@funguy398 it coming
I love the way that Joel sounds like he’s streaming in a bucket
Bucket. ÙuÚ
He never left the côrńfłąkë
@@JeanMarceaux *you can never leave the CORNFLAEK*
@@AshTronaut99 oh noe
The bit R U I N E D
my life
seeing the nighttime segments i can only think of one thing:
"In 300 feet, turn off your headlights"
Is this that one video from Local 58?
@@jotheusu Yes, that shit always freaks me the fuck out
_you have a r r I v E d_
Do not look at the moon, stay out of the light
41:08 for the power of pee
Thank you
Obamium: *C R E A T E D*
"EL CHUPACABRA" as a chilean person, this freaks me out.
The car driving away with the Flintstones theme was golden
Expectation: A relaxed, chill stream of Joel going on a virtual road trip.
Reality: 5:00
One of few situations where reality is better than expectations
21:30
Joel gets scared by some weird looking dogs, the movie.
and then uses poop magic to ward them off momentarily
the way Jorblet says "marcianíto" and "chupacabras" makes me fizzle comfortably in a thick layer of happiness
i like ur funny words magic man
You know this game is set in the baltics when your character has an 80 liter barrel of pure alcohol in the basement but only 2 liters of gas
it isn't set in the baltics tho. It's in Hungary, very far south from the baltic sea.
Yes the sand deserts of the baltics
@@istvankovats8541 does Hungary have Deserts?
@@kinnikuboneman It's post-apocalyptic but the radio makes it clear that it's supposed to still be somewhere in Hungary.
@@gabrokkerhun Seriously? The game seems to be set in a rural America, what with all the architecture, etc. Typical hillbilly America, down to the cacti and tumbleweeds.
“What do you do?”
I drive
What's that from ?
@@boneor...7022 super mario brothers the movie
"What is this, Trespasser?"
Oh my god, somebody remembers.
*stumbeling raptor intensifies*
I NEED more of this Joel...
you playing this was absolutely brilliant.
This game simulates the highest levels of horror games: Car Troubles
Ah yes, my most deep trauma, having to piss the fuel tank to dilute the diesel and then get attacked by random rabid rabbit dogs in mid desert.
5:34 Joel's laughing so hard you can actually hear him wiggling around in his chair.
Joel keeps accidentally drinking gas, but then he can never intentionally drink from a bottle.
I really hope Joel plays more of this game, messes around with it like now, but also tries to play it seriously and get somewhere too
its a good game for Joel I think and I really like watching him play these kinds of games
3:43 Ah yes, fecal funny
I love that Joel gave this game a look! It’s a worthwhile game, even if it seems like a shitpost.
You NEED to continue this game, Joel watching you play this is just excellent
Got me dying from laughing in the first 5 minutes
i hope joel does a part 2 of this
Joel Drinks all the f'n fuel: The stream
The rabbit that snuck up being Joel legitimately scared me, goddamnit.
Joel, play this more! This is literally the exact game type you like!
TH-cam compression algorythm really likes dark nights with low contrast.
Ikr it LOVES it
It also loves grass and rain
None of the cars run on diesel, the diesel is only for a bus that spawns
In the propane tanks there is gas
I think you can run the cars on alcohol, but I’m not sure
Honestly makes sense, E100 fuel is perfectly fine to use in hot climates
alcohol hates starting to burn in cold temperatures tho
Yeah, but its a fucking lada, ai92 mixed with urine is good for lada engines. E100 and other fancy fuels from capitalist country is bad for commie automotive
The vw golf has a diesel engine sometimes
I cant describe how much im happy that its a first part, i know it will be a great ride
There are few things more exciting than "Part 1"
Had a bland day. Thank you for adding the spice Joel.
this comment is heartwarming
The video started with a hilariously goofy ad about a "60 minute self defense class" and I thought it was part of Joel's stream because he does weird cold opens like that.
"I guess we just have to use the old car then" after ripping everything out of it in the dark.
It's funny how without a doubt, every player that starts this game is baffled by the exclusion of Batteries. I love the charm it brings, but it's always fun to see streamers run around looking for a nonexistent battery
Why?
@@kinnikuboneman no clue, but the same thing happened to Jerma looking for Batteries
joel started to violently shit and piss himself while tearing the car apart, all because he didn't know how to get out, what an absolute legend
35:38 Swedish man nearly dies from distracted driving.
Whenever this is updated let Joel know . I wanna see more of this over many other games
Joel streams are always so entertaining. You're really in for a long ride with this one.
35:35 has some real "HEY JERMA985 HERE" vibes
*gasoline is the most delicious fluid there is-*
No
2 stroke engines you usually have to mix the oil and the gas in order to have it work properly but most vehicle are 4 stroke and they have to have the gas and the oil separate
Part 2 of this is something I anticipate
You can fill things with opening the thing that you want to fill, and taking the barell/canister/etc and pressing q, then moving your crosshair to volume that you want to fill, and pressing LMB
also, only the bus working on diesel, cars working only on gas/gas + some alcohol(but cat will be accerlate slower)
remember to close the caps
engine will not work without oil
and also, watch the temperature and cooling radiator, and fill it with water if needed
also, you can press 2/3/4 and take item, then press 1 and item will be saved in inventory
you can take items such as rifle or paint(that you named coffee) by tab to use it(shoot/paint/etc)
jizz o nit is car cleaner
24:34 I don’t think you need that coffee, mate.
52:17 this is one of the best parts of the stream for me. Not because of gRaNdDaD, but because “YABADABA DOO YOU F U C K!"
58:55 u f o
this part kill me 10:00
and this part made me come back to life JUST LAUGHING 52:07
Swedish man tries to fight rabbits with his own poop
“what if this game had a shit meter”
as of the latest update, your wish is granted.
Watching Joel try to put Diesel into the Oil tank made my day.
I feel like this game is cheap and jank yet neat enough there might be more for joel to find if he does another so i got my fingers crossed about that.
One Long Drive would be Model 1 Mega-CD + Mega-CD Karaoke + Model 1 Mega Drive + 32x + Pro Action Replay cart + Game Genie cart + Sonic & Knuckles Lock-On cart + Master System Converter II + Pro Action Replay (SMS) cart + Master System to Mark III adapter + Card Catcher + SG-1000-era Sega Card. That's a *Mega* Long Drive for ya.
Something about joel completely just smashing the gun into the doors cracked me up hard
Joel has to play more of this game, it was made for his shenanigans.
Survival Pro Tip: Stuck in nowhere and your car broke down?
Ram your Radio/CD Player violently in and out until you have reacher mach 6.
That wasn't a radio
Ive been waiting for this for so longgggg
Joel shitting and pissing in the car at the very beginning was a riot.
watching joel really makes me feel better about my intelligence
Joel not knowing how to equip items or that he's spilling gas because he unknowingly opened the gas canister is classic Joel.
start: shitpost game
end: horror game
This game is Desert Bus and Jalopy with a bit of My Summer Car combined in with it. It's pretty neato.
Seriously WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FLYING FUCK?
For the love of god stream more of this. I cant wait to binge this as a series like I did with Signal Simulator
What the hell is going on. I just finished playing some of The Long Drive and this just suddenly appears in my inbox
Oh that’s because various big sites spy on everything you do say or play online and use it to recommend things to you. It’s creepy but useful
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 Obama is watching 🙂
those working mirrors blow my mind
This new fallout looks great!
Definitely a top contender for best Joel stream.
I love watching these
Joel struggling to exit his car while accidentally dismantling it for five minutes
I saw stream last night, but 52:00 was the best thing I saw so far this month.
SIGNAL SIMULATOR 2
YES
YEEEEAH, BARNNN.... NOTHIN' LIKE DYIN' IN THE DESERT!
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt-shaker half-full of cocaine. A whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two-dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip but when you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
42:30 "They called me a madman for, they outlawed my science... in America. But, combining pee and poo (laughs) created...
*Obamium*.
Infinite Power!"
When Joel tore apart the car just trying to get out killed me so hard
How didn’t I see the part where he talked about it
Edit: 4 words said before confused destruction: Oh this is qwop
Does that bunny monster freak anyone else out?
"see? the poo always works"
*dies soon after*
Nice to see Ryo and Ren getting their asses kicked in other games.
Too bad he never found out about the 3rd person stationary cam like Jerma and Tomato when they streamed this
You have to go back to Signal Simulator some day Joel! Those streams made me cry of laughter!