Alone in the Dark - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @TheToasterPope
    @TheToasterPope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Fun fact: this episode is mentioned on Wikipedia in a list of famous media that uses text to speech

    • @Spilia4
      @Spilia4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're lying that article doesn't exist

    • @TheToasterPope
      @TheToasterPope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Spilia4 I can’t find it anymore either, it was there at one point though.

    • @Vyndora
      @Vyndora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Text to speech is something I depend on, so I appreciate it if nothing else. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @zodayn
    @zodayn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    Given that this movie uses a German tax evasion to save money, shoulnd´nt it be called: "a Loan in the Dark"?

    • @illuminatiforever8719
      @illuminatiforever8719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      W

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Here, have my like

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @beyshredder2916
      @beyshredder2916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well played 👏 👏 👏

    • @tyleradamson3045
      @tyleradamson3045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Zodayn I'm starting to get the feeling that doug just pulls together a few comments from the video and calls that a script.

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Fun fact: that long opening narration gives away like 90% of the plot

    • @joseloreto4284
      @joseloreto4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      najhoant Way to spoil your movie before the movie begins, narrator.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love it when the editors realize that the movie was fucking terrible they just try to warn the audience of how stupid the movie gets using opening narration

    • @cosmokramer179
      @cosmokramer179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was put in apparently because test audiences couldn’t understand the plot

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosmokramer179 wow

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @cosmokramer179
    @cosmokramer179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I'm surprised Uwe Boll didn't challenge NC to a boxing match. Could you imagine how that would've turned out?

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cosmo Kramer doug has his fangirls. What does uwe boll got?

    • @PublicBenemyNum1
      @PublicBenemyNum1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well, at least Linkara would have a good chance of winning...
      "I AM A MAN!!!"

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Then NC pulls out his pistol. lol

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Fun fact: If someone actually capable of fighting (such as Seanbaby) agreed to Boll's challenge, he'd pussy out.

    • @SantanicoDiabolical
      @SantanicoDiabolical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG So a better person than you.

  • @Dirvinator
    @Dirvinator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    I COMPLETELY FORGOT DOUG HAD HAIR AT ONE POINT!

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he still does

    • @xandertrejo
      @xandertrejo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He did? Where???

    • @goldenretriever6440
      @goldenretriever6440 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like on the back of his head

    • @Dirvinator
      @Dirvinator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Motion Design No

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Motion Design try making good cartoons and then I'll get back to you

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Uwe Boll has recently announced his retirement from filmmaking... REJOICE!

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      HALLELUJAH!!!!
      And no more boxing critics!!!!

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      joyunicycle shame as I never saw him do that on video xD

    • @mets2128
      @mets2128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And no more screwing people out of their money via German tax loopholes!

    • @bunnyblanc5470
      @bunnyblanc5470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      mets2128 praise the Lord his reign is over!!!!

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Awww no Bloodrayne 4? 😥

  • @hyungyuchoiboi1179
    @hyungyuchoiboi1179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!!!

    • @fabio04081998
      @fabio04081998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What appens to spoony?

    • @AWESOMEjeff654r
      @AWESOMEjeff654r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it was probably a hand me down

    • @WarsunGames
      @WarsunGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah! Take that shirt off!

    • @vandelayofficial492
      @vandelayofficial492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You Castleton snob!

    • @stanmcserr8576
      @stanmcserr8576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But I did see Time Chasers. The hero (if you could call him that) wore that t-shirt.

  • @gracefullynadine864
    @gracefullynadine864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    You know, I wouldn't call Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". At least Ed Wood was passionate about what he was doing. I believe he was just a terrible filmmaker that was trying his best. He was just... really, really bad at it.

    • @GorlworldEnjoyer
      @GorlworldEnjoyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I actually thought Rampage was really good. A little too much shaky cam for me but other than that the acting from the main character is surprisingly good. I'd avtually say check it out if you don't mind small bits of dark comedy with a really depressing plot.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think Boll is the total opposite of Wood. Wood wanted to make movies and had a lot of passion, but zero budget. Boll makes and has a shitton of money, and he doesn't give a fuck about his movies or the source material

    • @silverloony1170
      @silverloony1170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's an insult to Wood to compare him to Boll. At least Wood possessed passion and effort; he just had no talent or budget. Boll, on the other hand, obviously puts no goddamn effort whatsoever into his work, thus removing any charm or even the possibility of coming close to "so bad it's good" status.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tommy Wiseau can be called the next Ed Wood. Talentless and budgetless, but man does he try!

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @G-Funk 1 agreed,that became a running joke in disaster artist how much money he ended up spending...apparently his account is an infinite hole of dollar bills and gold i guess...

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    One of my favourite episodes :) three is normally a crowd but you three really made it work.

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      PhantomStrider Hi Strider. 👋🙈🙉

    • @phantomstrider
      @phantomstrider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bryanna Brown howdy Bryana :)

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PhantomStrider Just wanted to say I really love your videos. You and Doug have some really good material. I've seen you two collaborated on a top 10 list, and I was wondering if you would try a review of your own. Maybe some of Don Bluth's later movies, like Anastasia. You seem to like Don Bluth's older movies, but also dislike his later movies *cough Troll in Central Park cough*. Once you get past the historical inaccuracies, Anastasia almost stands by itself as a sorta decent Diet Disney.

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PhantomStrider And thanks for replying! I didn't actually except you to reply! Wow!

    • @calebmayfield3878
      @calebmayfield3878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please do top 6 worst Nickelodeon sitcoms

  • @jasonsea6110
    @jasonsea6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    So many classic jokes. This episode is pure gold.

  • @Bobvanksy
    @Bobvanksy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Man, I want another Uwe Boll review...Best trio ever.

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They did Bloodrayne as well

    • @Bobvanksy
      @Bobvanksy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah I know, just can't get enough of them.

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what happened?

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see why that would upset people... Jesus...

    • @HiddenGemsReviews
      @HiddenGemsReviews 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +DarkwingDuck 1984 That's incredibly inaccurate. The real reason was that Spoony wanted to go off and do his own thing. They've all come to terms with that crap years ago, or they wouldn't even do the collabs in the first place. Heck, they even poked fun at it in the Bloodrayne review (Which, you know, was a collab they did despite what you're saying) .
      Stop spreading that crap around.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 8 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    That was totally filmed in a sauna.

    • @victoriamartines5030
      @victoriamartines5030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nope, it was filmed in Doug's house basement. There's the place he filmed 'The Room' review, 'Bebe's kids video game' review and many others. Check the 'Making of Alone in the Dark review' on CHANELAWESOME.COM.

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Look for nostalgia of nostalgia critic. He explained he had a room he did most of the reviews that was a massage room (yes i am serious) where he did a majority

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It looks like the AVGN basement, only without all the games and the other stuff

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Tiger Robocop "other stuff" meaning boxes. The Nerd loves boxes.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry. I have a life.

  • @lml6791
    @lml6791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The three schmuckheads reviews are some of the funniest. We need more of them.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spoony doesn't review movies anymore.

    • @disconnected22
      @disconnected22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And Linkara left Channel Awesome. The old crossover days are long gone.

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We still have these two reviews though

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @JOE DRAWS
      Look idk what’s happening with spoony, but Doug and Linkara are completely fine, idk what you mean downward spiral, he makes reviews every week that get the same amount of views, the only reason linkara and Doug will never work together, is because linkara worked on the “change the channel” document

    • @dylanthebiguy
      @dylanthebiguy ปีที่แล้ว

      Id say they could review
      house of the dead
      Bloodrayne 2
      And alone in the dark 2

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    18:27:"MARCO! MARCO!" "Polo!" Nice touch! Also...."Fish out of water!"

  • @SlashinatorZ
    @SlashinatorZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Wow this review is 7 years old now.
    Nostalgia Critic reviews are old enough to have nostalgia themselves.

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Darth Vegeta how do you think I feel!

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How ironic
      Nostalgia critics reviews
      Have become nostalgic.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rogue Rainbow yeah. People constantly view them through rose coloured glasses.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh! He should review his first review like Phelous did!

    • @tawabunny
      @tawabunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10 now

  • @chriscobb4952
    @chriscobb4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    It’s a bit odd but I really like the episodes where the critic doesn’t talk and expresses everything through body language. He’s really good at controlling his face muscles

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I could be wrong but wasn't Ed Wood at least TRYING to make good movies? That'd put him ahead of Bowl imo.

    • @henryolsen6248
      @henryolsen6248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      and they were so bad they were good. these are just....

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      BAD

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      to be fair, he wouldn't beat the shit out of his critics if he didn't care. Maybe he really does enjoy his own movies... or maybe he's an ass with an overinflated ego, who's tosay?

    • @jakebryant3445
      @jakebryant3445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True at least he was *trying* to make a good film

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Paranormal Encyclopedia shouldn't he have said michael bay? Makes bad movies but still gets paid millions

  • @thesupremenecroticdakimakura
    @thesupremenecroticdakimakura 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Alone in the Dark, in a group, in the daylight.
    You mean Alone in the Dark Illumination?

  • @dragonhunter1315
    @dragonhunter1315 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!

    • @lukebaggins5004
      @lukebaggins5004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i dropped out ok?

    • @jamesheasley2980
      @jamesheasley2980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is Bloodrayne *slaps Linkara's hand*.

    • @deonkonzen3580
      @deonkonzen3580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was going to comment on that. That`s where I went to school. :P

  • @pikaace
    @pikaace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    If I wanted to get scared by flickering lights, I'd go watch Stranger Things

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Comparing this to Stranger Things is like comparing Liz the Vet to Jane Goodall

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or spongebob

  • @ilovfob
    @ilovfob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I died at "my acting is going shatner!"

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tara Reid: "Some doors are meant to stay shut"
    Yeah, like the DVD case to this movie. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cyborgninja5489
    @cyborgninja5489 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fun fact: Mary Jo Slater, Christian Slater's mother, was the Casting Director for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and got her son cast because he was a huge fan of the original series.

    • @SuperODST1
      @SuperODST1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Huh! Fascinating

  • @HeyInternetErichere
    @HeyInternetErichere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Best Three Stooges short ever. Critic is spot on with his Joe Besser impression.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    ... I miss Spoony. He's actually the reason I discovered TGWTG and AVGN around the same time

    • @extraincomeuk635
      @extraincomeuk635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What happened to him?

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@extraincomeuk635 he got really depressed and doesn't seem to be seeking any help. He hasn't done ANYTHING in almost a decade, lost most of his Patreons and even let his own website go defunct. He VERY rarely streams and when he does it's terrible, almost no talking to the chat and when he does he's just angry and fighting with them, it's really sad

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@extraincomeuk635 I also heard a rumor he’s gonna through a lot in his personal life like his Bipolar getting worse, and a bunch of other stuff. But I can’t confirm this information though

    • @okagron
      @okagron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@extraincomeuk635 He became a lazy asshole. He can bring up all the crap about having bipolar disorder and other stuff, he just doesn't care about making more content.

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@okagron Ah yes....because having a documented medical issue is "being a lazy asshole".
      Newflash....he doesn't owe you anything. Therefore, he ain't being 'lazy'.

  • @SFK360
    @SFK360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Why the hell was I in Star Trek 6?"

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Jackson I’m watching it right now.

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was a Trekkie/Trekker, and his mother was the casting director.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tubewings really?

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gothnerd887 Yes, really.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tubewings interesting

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "They're all from different locations: Venezuela, Newfoundland, Alaska, and now this one from Chile.""Burying them at the ends of the Earth."
    You see, there are these vast, new land masses across the seas. They are known as Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antartica. I'm sure pieces of your puzzle are hidden there as well.

    • @BoldAndBrash5683
      @BoldAndBrash5683 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      James A Clouder not Newfoundland, New Foundland

    • @goodbadbill
      @goodbadbill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BoldAndBrash5683 Newfieland!

  • @alestorm2767
    @alestorm2767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    One of the best NC videos, period.

  • @Danny-tf3fd
    @Danny-tf3fd ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Fun fact: That opening onslaught of text in the movie was read by the director himself. Now we can put a voice to Uwe Boll's evil.

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t think so. Uwe Boll has a thick German accent which the opening narration lacked. Sounds more like Christian Slater to me.

    • @Jos46664
      @Jos46664 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nahhh, his accent is really thick and his voice is really squeaky

  • @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
    @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:01 "We loves Edward, we loves him so much!
    No! We hates Edward, we hates him with all our..."
    That part always kills me

  • @syntaxerror9994
    @syntaxerror9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Mystery Nostalgic Critic 3000

  • @necogreendragon
    @necogreendragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I Brought science." Still cracks me up. Love this review.

  • @AntiMTVMovement
    @AntiMTVMovement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You gotta admire Christian Slater's reason for being in Star Trek VI--he did it as a favor to his mother.

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It's been nearly ten years but I still love the antics of these three.

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    You never went to Castleton, Spoony!

  • @banananutduckbread1279
    @banananutduckbread1279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I don't like the fact that people are calling Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". Ed Wood wasn't the best filmmaker, but he at least had passion for his work and tried his hardest to be a good filmmaker! Uwe Boll just produces this shit just to get money and doesn't give a flying fuck if his movies are good or not. And besides, Ed Woods films were actually enjoyable, not in the way he intended, but the it's-so-bad-it's-good kind of enjoyable. Uwe Boll's films are just bad and really painful to watch.

  • @Groypette
    @Groypette 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    When we didn't knew that spoony never went to castleton

    • @maxdresser2526
      @maxdresser2526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He allegedly went and dropped out.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watch the Bloodrayne review, they actually make a callback joke.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiza I still have hope he's working on content, yeah it's been a while but real life happens and the like.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll assume you haven't followed him on social media for a while. He suffers from pretty severe depression, bi-polar disorder and sleep deprivation. All of those things mix into a cocktail that makes it an effort just to get out of bed.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wittyreviewer I heard of that but I didn't want to assume without being able to double check. I wish him luck with that stuff.

  • @TheGreatMerman
    @TheGreatMerman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How was Christian in Star Trek VI? Four words: "Nepotism and a Paycheck." (His mom was the casting director.)

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    What ever happened to just investigating a haunted house in 1920's New Orleans after the owner committed suicide? Well, at least this movie isn't as bad as the 2008 video game.

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And another game called Two World just borrowed the starting story..

  • @hbrano1
    @hbrano1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Hey, I just heard Uwe Boll has retired from filmmaking!!

  • @Kem1kal13
    @Kem1kal13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Stephen Dorff looks like a low budget Kiefer Sutherland

  • @chainslawterhd8904
    @chainslawterhd8904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I was on my way to get my prostate checked."
    "I suddenly realized I forgot to TiVo Lost."
    "Why the hell was in Rick and Morty?"

  • @hammers7657
    @hammers7657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Wait! Critic. It's dangerous to review this alone, here take this.(gives double straight Clorox bleach)

    • @sleepypodcaster
      @sleepypodcaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      did you...
      did you just...
      YOU DID!

    • @classygamer293
      @classygamer293 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I found the computer voice Critic uses is annoying

    • @nick_430
      @nick_430 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah why did he do that?

    • @Pandaramaster
      @Pandaramaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      at the time he had a sore throat and was really ill so they worked it into the episode.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why he reviewed it with Spoony and Linkara

  • @superpan218
    @superpan218 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Uwe Boll makes Roland Emmerich look like Stanley Kubrick.

    • @xanzibar5374
      @xanzibar5374 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even if Emmerich’s films don’t get the best reviews, he says he doesn’t let criticism bother him. He says he does what he loves to do, and that is making “popcorn films”.

    • @superpan218
      @superpan218 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xanzibar5374 Emmerich is at least more earnest than Uwe Boll. I mean, Emmerich doesn't challenge his critics to boxing matches.

  • @EricPudalov
    @EricPudalov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:57 Never let someone take over your text-to-speech program. It could have serious consequences.

  • @Koridai011
    @Koridai011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    16:28 *mati walks in* “Pizza delivery” *bang* “HEART”

  • @HrothgarXII
    @HrothgarXII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is one of my all time favorite episodes - these three work so well together. Thanks Uwe Boll

  • @TOTTO9508
    @TOTTO9508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    WE NEED A REVIEW OF ANOTHER UWE BOLL MOVIE
    justo to see the three again

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean after Bloodrayne?

    • @TOTTO9508
      @TOTTO9508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TimeTravelinc Yep
      Like House of the Dead

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm just interested in what Seed is like

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Postal. I just want to see Doug's reaction about the 9/11 joke.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bloodrayne was already done, so what's next? Rampage trilogy? ITNOTK Trilogy (seriously bad)? House of the Dead? The list is, unfortunately, endless.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Unless of course the man was...
    CHUCK NORRIS!

  • @ToastPrime
    @ToastPrime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how for the entire episode, nostalgia critic was doing his best Steven hawking impression.

  • @TheVandrell
    @TheVandrell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Sorry, but I have to disagree with the idea of equating Uwe Boll to Ed Wood. The latter actually had intentions of making good films, but wasn't capable of doing so. The former doesn't even give crap and does bad films on purpose just for paycheck resulting from tax exemption loopholes. Truly a cinematic Hitler indeed.

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This has got to be my all-time favourite NC episode, I'm sad that I couldn't vote for it for the anniversary Top 5 :(

  • @alexd442
    @alexd442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:25 Boooring! This is so boooring! This is so boooring! Get to the show!

    • @Kris_sy
      @Kris_sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I keep going back to that!

    • @theweysermanisback5205
      @theweysermanisback5205 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doug: Obviously, you 2 are gonna see it.
      Lewis: Yep.

  • @brendaneicher2154
    @brendaneicher2154 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I like to wear women's clothing!" XD that was hillarious!

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of people likes to wear women's clothing

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where’s the 10 hour loop video of it? 😂😂

    • @kodybuffettwilson
      @kodybuffettwilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Liggliluff Yeah, women.

  • @tedhuggins764
    @tedhuggins764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Maybe she left her keys inside his mouth and can only get it out with her tongue”
    This is officially the funniest use of a text to speech robot I’ve ever heard on TH-cam! And this whole episode is in my top 5 favourite NC videos ever.
    Thank you guys so much for making this masterpiece of a review.

  • @RandumbDoomer
    @RandumbDoomer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    BREAKING NEWS: Uwe Boll has quit the movie business.

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randumb Shouldn't it be good news

    • @RandumbDoomer
      @RandumbDoomer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SunnyD Wukong Breaking news isn't always bad news, dude...

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Oh My bad

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      REJOICE!

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He quit because nobody wanted to fund his next projects on Kickstarter, including a sequel to Postal. As a response, he made a video name-calling everyone an asshole (and that was unintentionally hilarious) So basically, it's good news

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    we need more hawking critic

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie's so confusing, it actually created a reverse plot hole. A situation where the characters are questioning the logic of their own movie while the audience knows the answer to that question. Question 11:30-11:34 Answer 11:34-11:38.

  • @TotalAnimeFreak456
    @TotalAnimeFreak456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Not to mention they dragged the awesome Nightwish into this. Fortunately, I skipped the credits so that Wish I Had an Angel won't be forever ruined for me. Also, I have no idea where the film is supposed to take place, but the Pender Street sign at the end makes it obvious it was filmed in Vancouver, from which I live a day's drive. I've walked down that street before because it's a short walk to Gastown and the convention centre. So screw this film even harder for involving my home province.

  • @markyboo
    @markyboo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    For my tastes, this remains the funniest NC review ever.

    • @toshir0m1
      @toshir0m1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I second that. All three in a day of great inspiration ^^

    • @MasterBuilderDragon
      @MasterBuilderDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark Lambert It's definitely one of his best

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I want a boxing match, Uwe Boll vs. these 3 guys here.

    • @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520
      @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Doug would use his power to magically make a gun appear. linkara would shatter his ear drums from his high pitched voice and I don't know about spoony... yet

    • @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ
      @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      spoony would turn into dr.insano and use his force lighting trick to fry him

  • @TheGrandOracle
    @TheGrandOracle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The 2 days to retirement bit cracks me up every time

  • @soberossack6610
    @soberossack6610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is one of the best reviews. I watched it like 10 times and I gonna watch it again right now

  • @canadmexi
    @canadmexi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Something about Doug's words coming out of a computer makes the sarcastic comments even funnier!

  • @ravnholt
    @ravnholt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dougs expressions in the beginning as Spoony and Linkara drop in a pure comedy gold XD

  • @gman987
    @gman987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how they count Dr Insano as an “innocent civilian” 🤣

  • @TheBioshocksnake
    @TheBioshocksnake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Doug, are you still in touch with Noah?
    His Vlogs and videos helped me through a depression, and I absolutely love all his work, but he doesn't do anything anymore, and doesnt talk about it either. It really saddens me, because I miss looking forward to his next videos. If you see him, thank him for me, for the awesome stuff he's done.

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He still uploads? His last upload was last month.

    • @jakobsanchez738
      @jakobsanchez738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He posted on Twitter recently that he has been working on something new, and that he will be posting an update very soon.

    • @Tbm998
      @Tbm998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good. I got worried he'd gotten ill again. Dude doesn't have the best health.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noah suffers from pretty bad depression, as a fellow sufferer I sympathize. He posted a photo on twitter once of himself struggling to film and frankly I know the look. He streams sometimes and recently he's been quiet, but he's doing ok apparently. Got some new stuff on the way.
      I think the split from CA hit him hard, but I know Doug and a few others still talk to him.

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @wittyreviewer: yeah, and he has heart problems to boot. It's bipolar disorder, technically, so he has those highs to deal with, too.

  • @CurlyGurlGamer
    @CurlyGurlGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I swear this is one of my favorite reviews...XD

  • @daltorthedestroyer2016
    @daltorthedestroyer2016 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Such a great video, I miss spoony

    • @link8440
      @link8440 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @BetweenTheLyons
      @BetweenTheLyons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He tweeted a joke about raping another reviewer and thats what got him fired from Channel Awesome.

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had like the best cameo appearances in the entire show.

    • @JacksonJinn
      @JacksonJinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Incorrect. The fallout from that (And it was bad, but apologized for and at the time taken in good spirit) was massive yes, but he left on his own terms because the site was just not in a good place at the time. That it happened near the same time was unfortunate timing. Really, the site was a mess of politics, begging for the front page, and shoddy web design that made finding anyone other than "the main reviewers" nearly impossible. Considering they still work together on occasion, it's not as bad a situation as you're implying.

    • @ELEcomments
      @ELEcomments 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would like to find out what happened to all the other old reveiwers I don't even know how many of them there is lol, whats the other guys name in here other than spoony, and where did he go lol

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'Hi 90s kid, bye 90s kid.' (how is he alive?)
    'Hi Dr Insano, bye Dr Insano.' (how many times has he been killed?)
    'Hi Ma'ti, bye Ma'ti.' (Oops...)
    'Hi Chester, bye Chester.' (again, how is he alive? That's twice he's been killed now.)
    So...

  • @argella1300
    @argella1300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Man I remember watching this when it first aired, good times

    • @ernycas1
      @ernycas1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @fuck kyle Graham
      Jesus Christ, you are an asshole

  • @BirdHouseBirdy1
    @BirdHouseBirdy1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The only good thing about that movie was the Nightwish Song; Wish I had an Angel.

  • @TheLeo22701
    @TheLeo22701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This move is one of the worst things ever made!"
    ~Hears Nightwish's "Wish I had an Angel"~
    "...Ok, It's got one good thing..."

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I miss classic Channel Awesome. Before everything went to hell, Nostalgia Critic didn’t have sidekicks and Spoony was still..... well Spoony :(

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he still didn’t go to Castleton 🧐

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Thank god Christian Slater is in Mr Robot.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Before that,all he had was domestic violence and sexual abuse reports,drug addiction and Alone in the Dark. God bless you Sam Esmail.

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Still one of his best videos ever.

  • @faruway
    @faruway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love when the 3 Shmuckheads shooting and poses for snapshots in the darkness during that 'whole fight scene shot in the dark so you can't see any action' XD

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh Mr. Robot and/or Milo Murphy's Law, please give Christian Slater a career again.

  • @VolvagiasBlaze
    @VolvagiasBlaze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Honestly, i hate that Uwe Boll was called the modern Ed Wood. As shitty as Ed Wood´s movies are, he at least had a passion and love for his movies, even if they ended up being big bombs, Uwe Boll makes movie in order to screw people out of their money. He´s more like the Donald Trump of movies.

    • @simonmagnusson4303
      @simonmagnusson4303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      more likr evry politician ever.

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You are right, I can at least respect a shitty creator that has passion, Uwe just makes intentionally bad movies to take profit of the whole german tax laws, he doesn't give a damn about what he makes.

    • @VolvagiasBlaze
      @VolvagiasBlaze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jack Rose Reviews
      i read this a long time ago so forgive my probably bad memory, but if i remember the german government wanted german cinema to not be made outside of germany so they decided to make certain changes that made it a lot more atractive to remain in Germany. They supported the movies and if the movie didn´t make it´s money back, the government would pay enough money so that the movie breaks even. Again, not sure if i´m remembering this right, so take this with a grain of salt

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      he's a con artist. his entire career is just a front for his producers-esque scheme of profiting off of flops.

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also, Uwe Boll's never going to get a movie made about him starring Johnny Depp.

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait... he was on a plane! Why did the kid say not to be afraid of the dark! There’s no darkness on a plane at day!

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Quick, somebody call Spoony and Linkara.
    We need another Three Smuckheads.

  • @definitelynotmymain1808
    @definitelynotmymain1808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lol, "rare white cab driver guy". must be a dying breed outside of my town.

  • @Ice-Climber
    @Ice-Climber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    8:29 is not from Alone in the Dark. It's actually how Dio Brando got to Egypt for Stardust Crusaders.

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit that's actually true! xD

    • @mattbunky
      @mattbunky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah your right

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** you never know xD

    • @mae8910
      @mae8910 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NANII?

    • @tomawsomeSaUCE
      @tomawsomeSaUCE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I now want to see a boxing match between Uwe Boll and Danny Bonaduce.

  • @oliverjamesatkinson
    @oliverjamesatkinson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Spoony was the greatest, for so many reasons.
    How do we get the real Spoony back?

  • @pretzelthedude
    @pretzelthedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I miss these 3 together. Sad that time and egos seem to have destroyed such a beautiful thing.

    • @MrBleachfreak247
      @MrBleachfreak247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know if you've seen but there was a public letter signed by a lot of people that worked for NC and his brother calling them out for years of abuse

  • @deathwatch962
    @deathwatch962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh wow, this one's a classic.

  • @juliecroak2239
    @juliecroak2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love when you do reviews with Spoony and Linkara. I hope you will do more Uwe Boll movies with them. The three of you are too funny.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unlikely to happen as Linkara left Channel Awesome and Spoony…did more than just leave Channel Awesome.

    • @juliehamincheese8500
      @juliehamincheese8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supermariofan03 oh that sucks. I really love them together. Thank you for your reply.

  • @psychokitty444
    @psychokitty444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man, the Demogorgon was in some real shit before Stranger Things.

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doug's acting is great in this. You can see the attitude, what he's thinking etc just by his facial expressions.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Ah yes, the good old times when there were still videos with Spoony coming out.

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it was kinda his own fault

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jamail -van Westering Bipolar II is a bitch and the downside to the meds it that it fucks up the creative parts of the brain.

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamail -van Westering Yeah, but that's not the reason his own release schedule went to shit.

    • @JacksonJinn
      @JacksonJinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was a bad attempt at humour apologized for and everyone involved moved on from. Seriously, I've heard worse and more malicious. Lay off.

    • @manuelromero7638
      @manuelromero7638 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what hapened to spoony?

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Knowing that Spoony is a die hard MST3K fan, I'm wondering if him wearing the Castleton shirt is a reference to the Time Chasers episode.

  • @juangaribay2045
    @juangaribay2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This trio is such a great and amazing combination

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very nice of Poyo to lend his voice box to NC for this review

  • @CaesarReichSadler
    @CaesarReichSadler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    which is worst? this movie or the recent game?

    • @AppetiteForIllusions
      @AppetiteForIllusions 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't mention that game.

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The movie. At least it has a working multiplayer.

    • @deadhunt4939
      @deadhunt4939 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM THE FWAKING UNIVERZEEE

    • @JKBarker101
      @JKBarker101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *alone* in the dark. A MULTIPLAYER shooter.

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The sad thing is that the PS1 is a hidden gem with tight controls, good graphics and the best Edward design, the old PC games are good also.

  • @wolfclaw719
    @wolfclaw719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:47 Am i the only one who really wanted Dio to pop out of that coffin?

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Left to Right: Wolowitz, Sheldon, Leonard

  • @deviantknight7009
    @deviantknight7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cory: Nostalgia Critic as his absolute best

    • @commonwriternext
      @commonwriternext 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This DVD has every note I was wanting!

  • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
    @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why The Hell Was I In Star Trek VI? is the funniest one-episode running gag in Nostalgia Critic history

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    23:13 "Wish I had an angel" from Nightwish :)