Barb Wire - Nostalgia Critic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2016
- The Nostalgia Critic reviews the Pamela Anderson led film, Barb Wire. Originally aired on July 15th, 2009.
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It's like this movie was directed by Duke Nukem.
Gold Wolf
Even Duke Nukem
would come up with a deeper plot
Nerds of the Lost Cinema Productions Eh eh... « deeper »...
GrimLocke Radio *Duke Voice* Oh it would be deep alright. Heh heh!
If you mean from Duke Nukem Forever then yes.
Nah Duke would have make a way better film than this,
Bounty hunter? More like bouncy hunter
STOP
You have no idea of the irony of that because another famous bounty hunter is in this.
Jango Fett from the Clone Wars.
My grandma came in as soon as that torture porn looking scene came on, and I don't have headphones.
My sympathies.
We know she's in to that stuff, man.
that's a likely story
I like the feeling on ,my tounge when licking 9 volt batteries.. sometimes it can get me off..
i remember watching that movie with my family when it was shown on tv... That was a fun memory
I spent 10 min trying to figure out who the ex lover was... It's Jango Fett...... When Star Wars Attack of The Clones is your most known performance.... AND YOUR BEST!!!!!?????
EDIT After doing some research turns out he was also in Green Lantern lol
His best performance was "Once Were Warriors" great movie but its not very fun to watch.
In all honesty, Temuera Morrison is much more badass-looking and -sounding then Jeremy Bulloch. I bought that he was Jango/Boba more than I bought that ol' scrawny-face was.
One were warriors is an awesome movie, his best role by miles
@@muddy5013 and Aquaman
Steel Harbor sounds like a settlement in Fallout.
A city unofficially controlled by an obese gangster, strip joints and drug dens on every corner, a prominent mercenary population, and regular incursions by a fascist state outside their borders.
You’re right, it does. I wouldn’t mind seeing something like this in the future.
Nah it sounds more like a DLC in Fallout.
@@JingleJangle256 Christ sounds like a place you'd find in new Vegas
Pretty sure the comic by Dark Horse was nothing like this.
Nicholas Eickman that’s just New Reno. Steel Harbor is literally New Reno
I'm gonna say there IS a difference between Stripperella and this BS: Stripperella revelled in it's stupidity and was fun because of it. this just takes itself too seriously
That's fair but is the idea of not just the message but the messenger too
So Beatles might play strawberry Fields and get taken seriously
Kanye rapping strawberry fields is gonna be mocked
*movie takes place in 2017*
Me watching this review in 2018: "Oh... Ok..."
Ganondork Me watching this in 2019 oh okay
@@blameitonmillie5506 Funny
Update: 2020 still didn't happen...
@@KiwiPaws76 Give 2020 a time, January looked promising.
YorhaUnit 8S ah ok I'll believe you
To be fair, this movie's target audience won't have seen Casablanca.
Good point you have there. I wrote something similar on the former channel TGWG.com back in 2009 and the man himself replied to me that he was putted that reference there on purpose to see how many reactions will get. Sadly, he got only mine.
Hey at least Jango fett was in the movie
That is unfortunately true...
to be fair this movies target audience can't SPELL casablanca! LOL
come on, I'm sure some adult males have seen Casablanca
Fun for the whole family!
_It's a FAMILY picture!_
A family picture
A *Family* Picture!
Do the animated Spawn show that was on HBO
I have this masterpiece on Laserdisc
"The apocalyptic world of 2017!"
Yeah, sounds right.
SPOILER: The movie was off by 4 years.
@@MrGruzefix
Oh no, another year?
"That's a forklift!" - Douchie McNitpick
He tried to kill me with a forklift
Huzzar
"It's not an apocalyptic future, it's Amsterdam"
It all makes sense now!
2:18 seymore butts did the catering
FET-TISH MO-VIE.
Film, but yeah pretty much.
FETT-ISH
I know weich fetish it pleasures: Plas-tic fe-tish. Urgh silicon-tits are gross.
if you like big tiddy blondes, yes.
@@HMSConqueror she isn't a big titty woman. She is a big plaatic bag woman.
I SERIOUSLY did not catch the Casablanca reference before. That's astounding actually.
rumor has it he's still staring at pamalas Andersons to this day
Regardless of how this ultimately turned out, "Post-apocalyptic Casablanca starring a half-naked Pamela Anderson" is a GREAT idea for a movie.
This movie would be a lot better if Doug was one of the villain’s henchmen.
Yeh
Thiago Leão It would be too awesome then; the movie would ascend to another level, too pure to be on this sinful, broken Earth...
Or Doug would just quit day one. Either or.
Devil Boner as a henchman?
Yeah, look at what he did in The Batman xD
@@MadTurnip lol
That part at 18:17 where Doug did that Fat Alfred joke with the grenade had me in stitches!
Hey, Hey, SHIT!😳
AAAUUUUGH!💥😫
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Me: *watching boobies*
NC: I wonder if anyone is reading the credits right now
Me: There were credits?!
“Blah blah blah the future sucks. BOOBIES!”
Basically the mindset behind the making of this movie.
Is like judge dredd movies
"Blah blah cops sucks EXPLOSIONS AND GUNS!"
“One too many Winston cigarettes, the Flintstones lying to me” lol😆
Yikes. If Pamela was going for NEVER being taken seriously EVER, she nailed it.
Well she did support PETA
Ah yes, perfect movie to try and be taken seriously
Which is funny because the Pam revival has occurred and she is being taken seriously. People even liked her time as Roxie in Chicago.
@@vanspratzy9573well ye why else you think they did sex appeal to get men in seats?
And then made it harder to take her seriously over the Tim Allen allegations.
6:41: Is that Jango Fett from Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones?
Critic: I wonder if anyone is reading the credits.
Everyone: there’s credits.
I heard this movies inspired Food Fight
The dominatrix costume maybe
This movie was also referenced in his Foodfight review
Actually, that "triumphant song" scene in Food Fight was inspired by the bar scene in Casablanca where the Nazis get drunk and start singing Nazi songs and the French respond by singing the Marseillaise, but Critic compared the scene to Barb Wire because this movie is a blatant ripoff.
I know. It's a joke
"Right after I rip your lungs from your ears and shove them back in through your nose" LMAO I'm dead.😂😂😂
1:04 No lie, my eyes were immediately drawn toward the Temuera Morrison credit.
Same here, I thought it was one of the joke credits though.
Not the sexy shot of Pamela naked in tight leather tube dress?
The apocalyptic world of 2017 seems pretty plausible right now XD
Hernando Garibaldi brace yourself, 2020 is coming
Honestly, 2017 was tame by comparison.
The Golden Age of 2009, when we could put the music of the opening credit without fear of content claim or demonetization.
... Whos watching in the apocalyptic 2017?
I am trump#2020
2019
No I'm watching
in the apocalyptic 2020
Magnus TNT same
To think, 2017 is next year.
Holy shit that's 5 months away.
actually 4 months away. september, october, november, december.
its the end of august.
and to think that the events in this film precede those found in Blade Runner... the future just got a lot more depressing
right?? maybe Barb Wire was onto something--
Donald Trump man, he screwed shit up.
Yeah... 2017... sure was... a shining year for humanity, right?
*laughs in 2020*
@@UltimateGamerCC laughs in 2022
@@ron4255 **laughs in rights being taken away**
Hi from 2023
It was
Well, there are a couple of reasons to watch this movie. A couple of HUGE reasons... I like the protagonist's personalities...
Haha good point. The movie actually was kinda prophetic of things to come
Sure buddy. 🙄😑.
"Camille" is an interesting name for a male dog...
Ironically "Rip your lungs from your ears and shove them back in through your nose" makes significantly more sense since those are all connected"
"Second American Civil War"
This line would be fairly innocuous if we weren't already on the verge of one right now in 2021.
16:58 Movie:*Laugh*
Critic:*Laugh*
Looney Tunes:*Laugh*
Kang & Kodos:*Laugh*
Me:*Laugh*
It's all part of the system, baby.
7:25 Yes, that is, in fact, a very good description of Amsterdam.
To be fair, This is arguably Pam Anderson’s best performance
Have you not seen Borat or are you just being funny?
As far as "dramatic performance" goes ur probably correct
@@cyborgninja5489.... could you really call that "acting" when is just a character going to real world being a comedic dick that makes twitch irl streamers blush?
Never cared about this movie and (probably) never will.
But I'd watch the hell out of a *remake* with *Christina Hendricks* in the lead role.
If i were a producer,i would be paying you 10 millions for your script.
Given the role she had in Another Period there is a slight chance she'd accept
Hell yeah!
Only if they leave in some of the crucial cinematography moments, including the bathtub
Holy guacamole! Not another remake after a crappy movie that was a rip-off after an excellent movie!
4:37 Harvey Weinstein's casting couch?
one of the best openings ever just pamela dancing in the rain with rock music doesnt get much better than that :D
Was that jango Fett?!?!?
'That's sexual harassment, chief'
And I'm gonna sue you for it in a couple of decades!
is that jango fett??
Yep.
Heh... "Catering: Seymore Butts."
You're right. I'm seeing way more butts than I thought.
Doug’s reaction to Pamela Anderson is hysterical!
I remember watching Stripperella with my uncle as a teenager, he loved it that show. I thought it was so silly, I had no idea there was a movie that was basically the same thing. Bet he would have loved to see it.
I hope you wasn't sitting on his lap
erhm its a forklift not a buldozer....
And paarently its so bad it requires the 480p treatment ....
He knows. It's kind of an inside joke at this point.
Yea he knows. He corrected himself in another video years ago when this episode originally came out.
You know this is an old Nostalgia Critic review thats been re-uploaded right? Hence the 480p quality.
Reupload.
Newcomer alert
Yeah. Lets crucify this bastex guy for not watching every single NC episode in chronological order
I have actually heard of a lot of the supporting actors in the movie! Udo Kier voiced Professor Pericles on Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated, Victoria Rowell was Drucilla on The Young and the Restless, and Amanda on Diagnosis Murder, Xander Berkeley played Sissy Spacek's husband in the 1974 segment of If These Walls Could Talk, and Clint Howard was on Gentle Ben and is Ron Howard's brother.
Temura Morrison plays Boba fett and the Clone troopers in star wars
6:04 - after seeing the whip, nae-nae and the dab I'll believe it.
How can you review this movie and not name drop the single best German character actor in the world? Udo Kier is a friggin monster and deserves to at least be mentioned...
18:17 I could have an endless loop of this and be forever joyful.
Fun(?) Fact: Pamela Anderson was pregnant w/ one of her sons when she filmed this and still had a 19-inch waist in that corset!
Ow That has to be very uncomfortable on her.
Brandon Anderson Lee.
Has the actor as the main villain ever played the Joker? Because his laughs sure seem pretty convincing
Remember seeing this with a friend when we were like 12.
Too bad there was an entire dumpster fire of a movie attached to the boobies.
I see no problem with them ripping off the plot of Casablanca. At least it guarantees the plot makes sense. Sort of.
The sad part is her acting was better in Home Improvement.
And in bay watch
You could say her acting in that was a major improvement.
I know this movie was an excuse to strip dance, but I still find it bad ass. The idea of a bounty hunter stripper is cool. I don't know why.
Is like pennyworth
You see them as useless low class people
But that's only in the public
Yet when they are in the shadows....oh boy someone gonna die tonight
This was back during the dark time of comic book movies. No one really read or had even heard of "Barb Wire". It wasn't a popular comic aside from among a very... shall we say... niche audience. But Hollywood back then thought that in order to make comic book movies they had to make them dark, because dark=grown up (This is the state of mind that the DC movie producers are STILL stuck in.). The other thing they wanted to do to legitimize their comic book movies besides make them dark,, was make them sexy. That's how we ended up with this crap, and Catwoman. It was a sad, sad, time to be a comic book fan.
The 90's were the Dark Age of Comic Books, period. Superman died, Batman was crippled, and Venom got his own Monthly title.
Every time Critic does his goofy laugh, I cannot help but remember the goofy laugh from Batman and Robin review with the most hilarious facial expression!
Rewatching this review in 2017. This movie was way ahead of it's time.
Amen, Im marathoning all the Nostalgic Critics I missed, from 2007ish beyond.
‘Come on this isn’t an apocalyptic future... it’s Amsterdam.” 😂
As someone who has been to Amsterdam at 2018 I agree to that!!😜😂😂
I strongly regrett watching this review on the balcony with no headphones... - 05:00
This movie is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. It's not too hard to find it entertaining. Just shut off your brain, and enjoy watching the action scenes, explosions and the blonde big breasted former playboy model bouncing around on the screen.
Formal playboy model and PETA supporter
This is the definitive episode that I really appreciate more than the newer ones, I just re-watch his older ones instead of the new ones. Nostalgia
6:07 Come on everybody!!!! Do the Epileptic Chicken dance!!!!!
In case anyone wants that song from the beginning, it's the cover of "Word Up" by "Gun".
If this took place in 2016 maybe this whole movie would be a little accurate.
I can't believe he went the whole review without calling out Jango Fett. He even mentions Jabba.
JTLSound 17:38
10:11 wait, is that Doug in the background of the movie?
No?
Yeah?
CANNOT WAIT until you get 1,000,000 subscribers!
Weirdmarwan
Duck off man
What are you going to do instead of waiting?
Ikr, Doug has been doing this for so long and deserves it
Yes you can
Well that time has come let's get to two million
Pam & Tommy made me want to learn more about Barb Wire, I’m not sure that was a good move lol
I'm still waiting for Pamela Anderson to do a sequel with her being nearly 50 years old.
Barb)"Ever seen Batman?"
Me) It's 2017 the last Batman movie was Batman V Superman sadly we all saw it
18:32
this is the song written for the train chase
this is the chase, Rock and Ken
he tried to kill me with a fork lift
2017!
"Go ahead shoot...
Be doin' us a favor"
I find it hilarious that this is the first bounty hunter movie Temuera Morrison was in, but definitely isn't the one he wants to be remembered for.
This movie makes me sad because I have so much respect for Pamela Anderson for her work for animal and human rights and using her reputation as a glamour model to boost awareness for such issues but I know that thanks to pieces of media like this that she's just going to be known for having a desirable body and nothing more.
"animal rights" yeah, she advocates for PETA (which already speaks of her standards) against using animal products yet drives cars with real leather interiors.
@@Frisby2007 Is she an anti-vaxxer too, or just Jenny McCarthy?
Lol
Honestly the blind brother is the only good character in this movie. Hes not written that bad and a blind sibling is not something you see that much in media.
9:50 I was JUST about to make a Street Fighter joke.
Doug, do "Was That Real" about VIP starring Pamela Anderson.
Waited for a Boba Fett funny.... ypu let me down Doug.... 😭
You Let Me Down.
Steve Kellner did you miss the joke near the end where he says “that just Jangos my Fett”?
He played Jango Fett not Boba.
This film gets two stars for it's two positive attributes.
#boobs
13:42 The way the Critic's tongue came out made me laugh.
Fan theory: Every character that Temuera Morrison has ever played is a multiverse-hopping clone trooper.
Including Aquaman's dad?
9:57. of course.
who's watching this in 2017 or 2018
I'm watching in 2019
Watching in 2017
I’m watching in the year 2284
2017 we seem to be fine
I'm watching it in 1996....regretting it by 1997
If Casablanca had a porn parody...
I’m watching some old nostalgic critic reviews and seeing what the setting plot of the movie turns out to be: it’s similar to how PR China 🇨🇳 is gripping control on Hong Kong 🇭🇰 like with the extradition bill protests happening right now.
19:25 Probably my favorite NC bit.
18:06 up there as one of my favourite Nostalgia Critic jokes
The song at the beginning is something I could rock out on, for real
Anyone watching this in 2017?
It's now 2019 and the apocalyptic future that this movie tells didn't happen.
DAMN, THEY WERE SPOT ON WITH THE PREDICTION OF HOW 2017 WAS GONNA BE!!
We need more movies like this
18:17 by far, my favorite part of this
"I remember it so you don't have to."
Oh, I'll remember this...