1) YES 2) Yes 3) Nude model photographer 4) 8 inches 5) No 6) Not 7) I do it for free 8) No its terrible quality 9) Yes 10) Yes 11) No 12) Yes 13) No 14) Yes 15) Yes 16) No 17) Yes 18) No 19) Yes ,20) Yes 21) yes 22) No 23) No 24) Yes
I feel like the premise of each episode is created by getting Frakes to ask a random question, then they build the whole show around it. "Have you ever met a large Albanian woman with only one nostril who attempted to steal your lucky snorkel?"
No, but I did once meet a hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and only one nostril who stole my lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel and gave me a colonic irrigation. It happens.
Whenever I see this, I always think back to the movie "Airplane!" when the captain is asking that kid all those weird, random questions like "ever been in a cockpit before?" "ever seen a grown man naked?" "do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" 'do you like movies about gladiators?"
My friend and I were watching this in September and I tried to figure out what this compilation reminded me of and when I said it's gotta be some kind of movie before we both said 'do you like movies about gladiators?' at the same time 😂😂😂
Loved this show as a kid, and still watch it today. It's called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction for those wondering. Though now I'm a huge Trekkie, this was actually my introduction to Frakes.
did you know there are new episodes? the show has a cult following in germany. and the german TV station RTL2 produced multiple new episodes (the first 2 were actually filmed with german actors and were awful, they switched back to an American cast after that), which are currently broadcast every Halloween. but it seems like they want to go back into full production, as 8 new episodes have been filmed, featuring among others Danny Trejo it seems! Frakes, of course, is also back as the presenter. Not sure if these new episodes are also broadcast outside of german speaking countries. but it would be a waste if they weren't, given that they are filmed in english. it's called X-Factor in germany btw... which became very confusing after the music show of the same name was licended for germany lol
I loved this show as a kid, too! For a couple of the "True story" episodes/ tales, I've heard the actual true stories they were based on (i.e. The one during the "Hosted by James Brolin" period in which a guy is killed by a bullet which had been fired at him years earlier and hit a tree)!
Love how Frakes can ask both "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" and "Do you love to go a-wanderin' beneath a clear blue sky?" in the exact same tone
One of my favourite things is to watch this on half speed, because it creates the impression that Frakes is not remotely sober, stumbling from the bushes, accosting you with all these questions.
I come back and watch this every now and then, and still cry with laughter each and every time. I’m still thinking if I can remember the tallest man I’ve ever seen..
No matter if I go to heaven or hell I hope my endless afterlife is just this man asking me random questions whilst holding, gesturing, or being surrounded by random objects in a dark void.
Honestly, now I want to watch these videos with people I don’t know and we both have to answer all questions, so we get to know each other. It’d make for a great game.
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Do you like movies about gladiators?" "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
“You ever been to Mount Rushmore?” “Do you believe in aliens?” “You ever wish upon a star?” “Do you remember seeing a tall mountain and wishing you could climb it?”
@@thehammurabichode7994 I read your comment without noticing the quotes and timestamp and just thought you were joking but then he actually said it lol
@Aggressive Tubesock That sounds like you track people down as soon as you match with them on tinder and break into their house, not a single word uttered.
That's the standout one for me too lol. And "have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based" "have you called a plumber to your home lately" "have you ever visited a china town section in a major city"
@@rachelxx1991 they all sound like questions your uncle would ask you as bait into opening a larger discussion you definitely don't care enough about to hear or even have time to sit through.
"Do you like movies with gladiators?" "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Ever hang around the gymnasium?" "When IS a good week to quit sniffing glue?"
This is what it can be like hanging out with a person who has ADHD. We will ask you questions that seem totally random. Now, in our mind, there was a logical progression to that question. We just don't always remember that noone else knows how we arrived at that question.
Our last vacation to the shore, this was on the tv and watching this at night after the kids went to bed was mine and my wife’s best memory of the trip
Dads meeting the boyfriend for the first time:
Had a brain fart and read that as meeting dads boyfriend >.
Lovely dad
@@Ranulfdatank To be fair, both situations leave a person at a lack for words...
The wet cement one is the killer question. Be careful with that one.
"do you believe in the power of a CURSE"
I like to imagine all the Star Trek cast and crew avoiding Jonathan Frakes because this is what he actually does when the cameras stop rolling.
It’s why his mother has a poster of Picard on her fridge and not him.
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
Maybe is not that un-accurate from real life, since it IS him, and eveytime he asks soomething sounds like this : P
@@denisrivarola2387 just saw him on a pod cast, every other word was "fuck"
@@AzguardMike link?...lol
Play this at half speed. It's like a drunk guy asking you questions at a bar😂
This comment is so underrated. Haha 😂😂😂 0:20
LMAO
I did it. It’s a whole different funny.
Have you ever wondered where the bar coasters are made.
Unreal accuracy
"Do you believe in the power of a curse?" My favorite pick up line. Thank you Jonathan.
HAHA!
It's false
@@JackCrossSamatheyyyy got us
555
...did it ever work?
Jonathan Frakes attempts to figure out your password's security questions.
Brilliant 😂
That is false! Never happened! Our writers made that up!
Should've been the title of the video
A similar event took place.
Do you remember the name of your first childhood friend? What street did you grow up on? What's your favorite baseball team?
Never in my life has anyone been this interested in my health, hobbies, and habits. What a considerate man.
@Killjoy Kahuna That’s more comforting to hear than I was expecting while I was reading it.
Mr Roger’s also would ask this kinda stuff
1) YES
2) Yes
3) Nude model photographer
4) 8 inches
5) No
6) Not
7) I do it for free
8) No its terrible quality
9) Yes
10) Yes
11) No
12) Yes
13) No
14) Yes
15) Yes
16) No
17) Yes
18) No
19) Yes
,20) Yes
21) yes
22) No
23) No
24) Yes
What show is this from?
@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Fact or Fiction.
I feel like the premise of each episode is created by getting Frakes to ask a random question, then they build the whole show around it.
"Have you ever met a large Albanian woman with only one nostril who attempted to steal your lucky snorkel?"
I didn't expect Weird Al reference here, much less one about my favorite song of his. I see you and hear you brother!
Only out in Albuquerque
I laughed out loud
“That snorkel has been just like a snorkel to me!”
No, but I did once meet a hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and only one nostril who stole my lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel and gave me a colonic irrigation.
It happens.
Whenever I see this, I always think back to the movie "Airplane!" when the captain is asking that kid all those weird, random questions like "ever been in a cockpit before?" "ever seen a grown man naked?" "do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" 'do you like movies about gladiators?"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
My friend and I were watching this in September and I tried to figure out what this compilation reminded me of and when I said it's gotta be some kind of movie before we both said 'do you like movies about gladiators?' at the same time 😂😂😂
😬😬😬
@@SexycuteStudiosI read that as "Ever been in a Turkish person?"
I know this is a year late, but those questions aren't random, they are essentially all asking if he's gay.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
You want to get nuts? OK LET'S GET NUTS!
Captain Sisko: (How does he know? I deleted that personal log.)
@@TheMostUninterestingMan pecans or pralines?
Kevin Dudley Nah just some tango lessons here and there.
Darn it! You beat me to it! Nice!
I feel like I just went on a speed date with Frakes.
You are correct..... its fact
This comment wins
Jonathan: a similar event took place.
Not this time
It's complete fabrication.
Loved this show as a kid, and still watch it today. It's called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction for those wondering. Though now I'm a huge Trekkie, this was actually my introduction to Frakes.
did you know there are new episodes?
the show has a cult following in germany. and the german TV station RTL2 produced multiple new episodes (the first 2 were actually filmed with german actors and were awful, they switched back to an American cast after that), which are currently broadcast every Halloween. but it seems like they want to go back into full production, as 8 new episodes have been filmed, featuring among others Danny Trejo it seems!
Frakes, of course, is also back as the presenter.
Not sure if these new episodes are also broadcast outside of german speaking countries. but it would be a waste if they weren't, given that they are filmed in english.
it's called X-Factor in germany btw... which became very confusing after the music show of the same name was licended for germany lol
Funny that Shatner has a show like this too, albeit much later in life
I loved this show as a kid, too!
For a couple of the "True story" episodes/ tales, I've heard the actual true stories they were based on (i.e. The one during the "Hosted by James Brolin" period in which a guy is killed by a bullet which had been fired at him years earlier and hit a tree)!
Whenever I need a pick me up or a little chuckle, this never fails to deliver.
So this is how Riker interviews potential officers onboard the Enterprise
deleted scenes from "lower Decks" :P
This is how he spends his free time in the holodeck.
Never wanted to write your name in cement? Bah! I don't think you're the right fit for Star Fleet Command
He took his lead from google.
lmao xD
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
It’s fiction.
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Underrated
It's a total fabrication
Greatest pick up line in history.
Yes, Jonathan. All of those things. Thank you so much for asking.
I give you one cent to sleep in that cemetery.
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?"
I've spent enough time on the internet to know where this is going...
When you ever run out of questions for your date.
Its smacks of lived experience .
"How much money would it take for you to spend the night in a cemetery?"
-Me, to my date
@@gandalf8216 🤣🤣🤣
I had a girl ask me what is my favorite color?
@@beetlejuice4357 what was your answer? :D
Have you accepted Jonathan Frakes memes as modern art?
Really, you could write an essay about how this video makes you feel from multiple different angles. It's wild.
Not this time.
@Joe Average SHUT UP! AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, STOP TALKING!..
A similar event did take place.
This one was invented by a writer.
I just noticed the muffled audio on "have you had your hearing tested lately." Nice touch.
"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yes, his name was Jonathan Frakes
Love how Frakes can ask both "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" and "Do you love to go a-wanderin' beneath a clear blue sky?" in the exact same tone
I don't think he'd say the second one because that's not an actual sentence.
@@Vote_By_Mail You got me. That sentence was a total fabrication. It was fiction.
@@Glisten456 “I’m innocent!”
@@Vote_By_Mail You're right. Our writers cooked that one up. It never happened.
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And “How much money would it take for you to spend the night in a cemetery?” I can’t with this
I love how each question gets increasingly chaotic and obscure.
this exact comment
@@MegInWhispers what?
Imma question your views on chaos if you think having a pet is more chaotic than accepting monetary value to hang around a cemetery at night.
@@Mclarenboy100 Dude, cemeteries are awesome. People are dying to get in.
Have you ever visited the Chinatown section of a major city?
One of my favourite things is to watch this on half speed, because it creates the impression that Frakes is not remotely sober, stumbling from the bushes, accosting you with all these questions.
"Yes I've forgotten where I parked my car, but you definitely shouldn't be driving"
I come back and watch this every now and then, and still cry with laughter each and every time. I’m still thinking if I can remember the tallest man I’ve ever seen..
Set the playback speed to 0.5 and he goes full-on drunk uncle 🤣
Some people seem to think that this is actually a compilation, but this is just how the first episode begins.
Really?
@@aaronsound I’m like 70% sure they’re joking
first episode of what??
@@ThatGuy-qy1de I think it's from Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction
Only Jonathan Frakes could grow a full beard that fast.
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?"
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like hanging around men's gymnasium?
Airplane :D
I am serious and don't call me Sherly.
mjkalasky ON... he said he’s never been ON a plane before. Why must you fail me so often mjkalasky?!!
This guy is a legend. I've always loved this guy.
0:09 Frakes tries to find out if you're getting enough fiber.
Okay but who decided to wake up and suddenly turn this man into a meme ?
Same person who watched a twenty year old episode of The Simpsons and made a small segment of it into a meme.
TheBlues32 This disturbs me, I literally just saw that.
A person far ahead of his or her time. A learned scholar. They deserve the highest honour their country can bestow on them.
Not a man, but a god
In germany this show has been a meme for a long time
If you play this at half speed it sounds like a drunk man rambling at you
Riker, that WASNT SYNTHAHOL
Wow, it's hilarious!
Thank you for this
hahaha, brilliant...
This made my day. At .5x speed it's 1000x funnier.
I love how it goes from the most profound thought provoking questions to benign ramblings you might hear in an elderly home.
This was me when I first found out that the best way to make friends was to ask lots of questions and show interest in someone
Someone: How do I talk to girls?
Me: watch this
@Tat Test Dummies *a-wanderin'
I thought it was to dramatically fall out of a chair.
Somebody needs to do that and upload it 😅
I know what I'm about son
"Ya like jazz?"
No matter if I go to heaven or hell I hope my endless afterlife is just this man asking me random questions whilst holding, gesturing, or being surrounded by random objects in a dark void.
My bucket list is drawn entirely from Jonathan Frakes questions.
When you're trying to keep the conversation from dying.
Honestly, now I want to watch these videos with people I don’t know and we both have to answer all questions, so we get to know each other. It’d make for a great game.
Imagine breaking the awkward silence with: Do YoU bEliEvE iN tHe PoWeR oF a CuRsE?!?!!
@@CityofButterfly the curse question must be preceded by "Do you have a pet?" And "do you have a sweet tooth?"
Jonathan is either planning to break into my house when I’m on vacation or steal my identity.
this is a funny comment ^_^
Why not both?
False, complete fabrication
I'm on to you, Riker...
Fat brendan
Me doing anything to keep the conversation alive on a failing date
He sounds like he's starting the ad-break on his podcast.
This makes me feel like Commander Riker is genuinely interested in hearing about my life and it's incredibly validating.
A good Commander cares about all the crew.
Literally why I watched
Nice
"Welcome aboard, ensign."
Pov: you are Wesley
"Planning a trip soon?" sounds vaguely like a threat
Keep looking under your car. Might be a bomb there lol
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" sounds like an accusation.
See you next fall
All of them do.
"Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?"
Sweet edit. Bloody love Frakes!
My brain right as I'm about to fall asleep:
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
“You ever been to Mount Rushmore?”
“Do you believe in aliens?”
“You ever wish upon a star?”
“Do you remember seeing a tall mountain and wishing you could climb it?”
@@punishercastle5487 I misread tall mountain as tall man and was confused for a hot minute there.
No, and don’t call me Shirley.
Have you ever had a dream that... that you had... you would you could do.... uh...
Oh my god haha yes yes yes
It's fake, it's fiction, nope, got you again
midgetwars1 it's a total fabrication!
It's frake.
This one was made up by a writer
Not this time
@@Mario89778 😂
"Is the bridge smaller, or am I just taller?"
This was really funny thanks for putting it together really made me laugh 😂
No one:
Five-year-olds during funerals:
0:45 "Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?"
Do you have any games on your phone?
@@thehammurabichode7994 I read your comment without noticing the quotes and timestamp and just thought you were joking but then he actually said it lol
Oddly specific
0:12
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire?”
He asked calmly.
HARRYDIJERPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETTAFIRE?
"DID YOU WRITE YOUR INITIALS IN WET CEMENT!!??"
Commander Riker asked calmly
Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?
It never happened.
The last one... whomever edited this has a good sense of humor and timing
Whenever i feel alone. I play this video so that i can feel like someone really cares about me.
I feel like Commander Riker is trying to get me to confess something with expert level deflection.
It's the Voight-Kampff test. To check if you're a replicant.
Have you ever had the urge to write your name in wet cement? Do you know the codes to the spacestation?
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 this is so funny lol
No but I did stab a guy
Do you know what color's my underwear?
"Have you ever been confronted by William Riker in civilian clothes asking you odd questions?"
Yes. I watched a video on TH-cam that reminded me of the experience.
No.
20th century clothes.
Yeah watch Gargoyles
No, it's his evil twin, you can tell by the facial hair!
He was a real one. No one ever asks about me and I'm married with 2 kids
My wife to me in the middle of the night when I'm trying to fall asleep:
Jonathan Frakes's uncanny imitation of my kids today while I'm trying to work from home
This made me chuckle sensibly.
@@whiskeyclones7161 Same.
@@whiskeyclones7161 that made me chuckle, imagining what a sensible chuckle would look like
@@PlokgiH *chuckles*
@@PlokgiH oh boy do I have the magazine for you
Jonathan Frakes: "Ever gone mountain biking?"
Also Jonathan Frakes: "It never happened. It's a total fabrication"
All bikes are fabricated.
Also Jonathan Frakes again: "A similar event did take place"
A similar event did take place in the New Jersey area about 20 years ago.
Why is this the funniest thing I've seen in a while? 🤣
Best thing I've seen on TH-cam in quite awhile! 👍🏻❤
0:09 Have you called your plumber lately?
*Porn music starts playing*
I was going to like your comment, but it's already at 69
( showing one of the heads of jeffery dahmers victims) .... Would you ever display this as a trophy?
Accompanied by an obnoxiously loud Alto sax. 🎷
@Christopher Collins hey I have much respect, that's how Riker scentmarks his territory.
"Have you ever been assimilated by the Borg?"
"Commander, please leave my sleeping quarters. Its 3am."
ahahhahahhahahaha
"ah, I see you are a man of culture as well"
How can you tell the time in space?
@@garyking1986 with a space clock
@Tom Co but he didnt say Numbah wun
0:38 Wife: “Have you ever visited a truck stop?”
Me: *sweats nervously
I love that man!
Have you ever heard someone this good at starting conversations?
Unfortunately yes. Mainly on public transport.
Do you think i am asking too many questions
@@zacmumblethunder7466 LOL
But yes, this is truly one of the beauties of Anglo Saxon culture.
Not a chance.
Jonathan Frakes would make a good 10 year old
I got a good laugh out of that, thank you lol
A bearded ten year old.
Oh, that's the best kind of ten year old.
The ultimate compliment
He has the mentality of a 10 year old man child
Beyond Belief was such an underrated show.
Take a drink every time you did one of these. It’s lowkey hilarious
My Tinder date: Hi-
Me:
😂😂
420th like
Yea, this pretty much sums up what it feels like being a guy on Tinder 🤣🤣🤣
ok maruki
@Aggressive Tubesock That sounds like you track people down as soon as you match with them on tinder and break into their house, not a single word uttered.
When you go to a job interview and you think you're prepared for whatever the interviewer is going to ask you
"Tell me about yourself"
"I seem to have forgotten literally everything about my life. Who are you?"
"Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days?"
Echo Plots
“Uh, no?”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re the right fit for the job.”
Alternatively, when the interviewer asks if you have any questions, just hit 'em rapid-fire with all of these.
@@jake_from_statefarm7209 #relatable
This gives me "Star Trek out of context" video vibes and im here for it! 😅
Why is this one of the best things ever?
Deanna: I bet he's thinking about other girls...
Riker:
My headcanon now is that Beyond Belief is just a figment of Riker's imagination and when he's bored he fantasized about being a mystery tv show host
@@nothereanymore3941 It could just be a holosuite program, like Cheers
@@nothereanymore3941 Y E S
@@nothereanymore3941 Mine too now. Thank You.
@@nothereanymore3941 Star Trek TNG has now become a sci-fi version of Scrubs
My new bucket list is being able to say yes to every single one of these questions.
"What is the right tip?" Yes.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
*Yes*
"How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?" Yes
"How superstitious are you?" Yes
Some of them you can’t really answer with a yes or no, but I answered yes to 7 of them.
He's really that charming to make all of those pick up lines work
This is literally my brain before i go to sleep. 😂
_Picard, chained to the only chair in the audience._
*"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"*
Picard, when his Xbox broke: "THERE ARE THREE RED LIGHTS!!!"
YOU ARE SIX YEARS OLD!
revengefrommars Xbox his eyes black
They Live, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper!
"Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen" always gets me for some reason
That's the standout one for me too lol. And
"have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based"
"have you called a plumber to your home lately"
"have you ever visited a china town section in a major city"
@@Jack-rk7jc I think the plumber one is my favorite
@@rachelxx1991 they all sound like questions your uncle would ask you as bait into opening a larger discussion you definitely don't care enough about to hear or even have time to sit through.
@@Jack-rk7jc or even worse: "ever been mountain biking? Well, let's go, champ!"
It sounds like something a toddler would ask for absolutely no reason
Never knew how inquisitive Jonathan Frakes was. 😂
Loved this show
Has you or someone you love recently been diagnosed with mesothelioma?
What are my treatment options? How did I get this disease? How will it affect my loved ones?
My name's Doug & I have mesothelioma.
False. Mesothelioma is pure fiction.
We made this one up.
@@mrlescure lmao
.5 speed has me wheezing
Broken
Cant decide if he is drunk or high on .5
He sounds like he is about to say "oh hi mark"
😂😂😂
How subershtishus er you?????
he's really perfect casting for narrator on this show
Whoa whoa Johnathan, slow down, I can only handle so many universal mysteries at once.
"Do you like movies with gladiators?"
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Ever hang around the gymnasium?"
"When IS a good week to quit sniffing glue?"
Surely you can't be serious (with these questions).
@@ablethreefourbravo I am. And don't call me Shirley.
...oh, and I just wanted to tell you good luck; we're all counting on you.
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
I'm happy this comment is in this thread of the comment section. It will live the rest of it's life in utter bliss. I thank you all.
It's a different kind of flying, all together
*Jonathan Frakes:*
"Have you heard of the High Elves?" "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
Yes to both
@@DennisMoore664 do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't
Have you seen that statue of Azura? Sight to see.
@@zacharyhall689 DOH!
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!
This is how I talk to random strangers. No greeting, no formality, just random, unrelated questions. Nothing else.
This is now my reference for future conversation starters
Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse?
Well that escalated quickly
Ever gone mountain biking?
DavidTheWavid Animation Seeing it written out like that, it feels like a line from Welcome to Night Vale.
What is a sweet tooth?
@@billtscherno5852 you like to eat sweet things a lot. Like ice cream, chocolate, etc.
@@nickmalachai2227 Thank you for the explanation, makes sense now. 🤗🤗🤗
Watch at playback speed 0.5 and imagine him in an airport staggering around talking to people with a paper-bagged bottle in hand.
XD
He sounds way too much like Lahey in some of these clips, it's wonderful
*slurring drunks walks up to me*
"Do YoU BElieVE in ThE poWer of a CuRSE.??."
How thuperthtishuth are yoo?
@@Trillianm just take the damn joke already
I LOVED this show. Always watched it as a pup
I've never heard someone describe their younger self as a pup, I kind of like it lol
This is what it can be like hanging out with a person who has ADHD. We will ask you questions that seem totally random.
Now, in our mind, there was a logical progression to that question. We just don't always remember that noone else knows how we arrived at that question.
I have no recollection of the tallest man I've ever seen and it's bothering me more than it should.
Anthony Miller, former NBA player listed as 6'9"
@@BitcoinMotorist nice
Now tallest woman?.....
Dwight Howard
I remember mine. He was in a Moe's.
Jonathan Frakes saying “You’ve ever been mountain biking?” just exudes Barry B. Benson-type “You like jazz?” energy.
This shouldn’t be as hilarious as it is 😭
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
YOURE RIGHT
The Virgin "You Like Jazz?" vs The Chad "You've ever been mountain biking?"
'Do you believe in the power of a curse?!'
Our last vacation to the shore, this was on the tv and watching this at night after the kids went to bed was mine and my wife’s best memory of the trip
Why does this sound like a serial killer's letter to the police that really, really beats around the bush
At 1.5x he sounds like a coked-out scriptwriter coming up with ideas.
Brilliant! 🤣
Go the opposite way and he sounds stoned out if his mind contemplating the universe
"Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city?" Love the way he says this, so random.
Forget it, Dave...it's Chinatown.
@@d33j4ybf Perfect!
David James Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
Ha totally
Its oddly specific too yet not too specific
I come back to this every couple of months to giggle
This makes me super happy.
Have you ever stabbed a man in the dead of winter just to see the steam rise from his wounds?
Oh good...me neither.
Voices that scream, over and over again. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?
Ed O'Neill but i can't remember the movie. Wayne's World?
@@deborahhanna6640 Yep. It was Mikita or something like that.
Have you ever shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?