Why Jonathan Frakes is a keeper: 1. He knows stuff 2. He is interested in your life experiences 3. He's happy when you are correct 4. He's not afraid to tell you when you are not
"The ancient and long-dead Dwemer built many devices and automatons that continue to function even today, thanks to their advanced magic and technology. The Dwarven Spider is one such construct."
😂 I remember this show as a kid. It was such a guilty pleasure because it was fun but at the same time a huge part of me knew it was such bullshit. I remember watching it with my brother and screaming at the TV , "No, that did NOT really happen!" For some reason my teacher had a life-size cardboard cut out of Jonathan Frakes in the classroom at the time and we used to play with it.
I appreciated that this one ended with, “But all the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it’s accompanied by an understanding of the heart.” He presented us with a lot of factual and logical statements, but then reveals to us that all that knowledge means nothing… without love 💕 Poetic.
He meant that it's important to understand where the ventricles are. There is no point trying to understand human anatomy if you don't even know where the heart is.
@@henryburby6077 except in fallout 3, it's been a while so I can't remember what the deal was, I think for some reason you were locked into the entire re-load animation if your gun ran dry or something, so you couldn't quick switch while the game was trying to reload. You probably could have still done it from the pipboy, but it was very frustrating.
my favorite thing about these videos is how his voice just stays at the same exact volume throughout the series, so its almost like none of these were cut up and instead its more believable that its just him frantically talking to you about things you dont give a shit about
Two sentence horror: I watched an old documentary recently. I didn't realise how old it really was until the host mentioned that the guillotine hadn't been used in centuries.
@@jedisalsohere Well, that's not correct... the guillotine was in fact last used in 1977. France abolished the death penalty in 1980. It wasn't as long ago as most people think.
"One of the things that brings people together is the joy of cooking." Can we get a show now called 'The Joy of Cooking with Jonathan Frakes' but he continues to spot off facts, ask weird questions and tell you when you're wrong or right in the best possible delivery?
Holy shit why didn't I think of this, this is what's been missing from my life, memeing people on Discord will make me complete again, YEEEAARHGGHHHFFSHHH! Thanks.
What this really shows is how seemlessly awesome that background music was. You can cut it whenever and it still fits together without feeling disjointed.
I was having a discussion about the opposite sex. It was meaningful until I realized it wasn't accompanied by an understanding of the heart. Thank you, Jonathan Frakes!
'The conscience is a meddlesome companion' is the kind of thing an English evil villain would say before you realise you're strapped to your chair and a giant needle starts lowering to perform a lobotomy on you
"The Joy of Cooking" oh my god I'm picturing him guiding you step by step through a recipe, and revealing a perfect pastry made ahead of time- only to suddenly grin at the screen, pulling a burnt failed lump from the oven and saying: "We made it all up, pure fiction"
'Vietnam flashbacks' are a meme. They aren't actually having flashbacks, you fucking kiss-ass. You think if you lick those boomer boots for long enough, they'll actually like you? You'll always be apart of a younger generation as far as they're concerned. So enjoy who you are.
All the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it's accompanied by an understanding of the heart. Jonathan Frakes you just blew my mind.
That last one was some pretty good advice. Now I want Jonathan Frakes to be my quirky dad who gives sage wisdom but also barrages people with mystifying, irrelevant statements that people are impressed with anyway because his delivery is so cool.
You're laying down after a very long day of work, you barely get your pants off before hitting the sheets, a slight thump comes from the closet... Is that a voice? You wonder. The muffled sound of someone speaking rattles your eardrums just moments before the closet door explodes open, before you stands Johnathan Frakes. He smiles and stares you down before saying: "The video business has become big business." You're paralyzed in fear as he steps a bit closer, he whispers: "Milk only comes in a carton." You think of running or screaming but he's faster, he covers your mouth and laughs, "Making movies is easier than it's ever been." You black out and wake up 17 hours later, he's gone without a trace. You have been visited by Number One, may you recover before he returns, and he will return.
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Why Jonathan Frakes is a keeper:
1. He knows stuff
2. He is interested in your life experiences
3. He's happy when you are correct
4. He's not afraid to tell you when you are not
5. He's Number One
@@sarahberkner I got that reference. And now, engage
5. He's so. Fucking. Precious. When. He S M I L E S.
So true.
Reminds me of myself
Johnathan Frakes sounds like he's reading the loading screens in a Bethesda game
VIDEO GAMES You look like you’re comfortable in heavy armor
I want this in the next Elder Scrolls game now. I'm not even joking.
holy shit
Mod makers, get to work!
"The ancient and long-dead Dwemer built many devices and automatons that continue to function even today, thanks to their advanced magic and technology. The Dwarven Spider is one such construct."
*If you can remember the 60s you weren't really there.*
Killer line
Why do I feel like he's talking from personal experience.
@@Shima33BB *We made it up*
Peperridge Farm doesnt remember
@@harraldschmitt9113 sounds like something Hideo Kojima would say
“Milk only comes in a carton”
*Jonathan Frakes kills Canada in just one sentence*
What's a milk jug or milk bottle?
It's a total fabrication.
@@NovaXP
They are containers for holding milk.
We have bag milk in the upper Midwest, too.
Sorry, never happend.
Eventually, we'll just have this whole show uploaded across random videos.
Like Limmy's show
Not this time
@@Denthedragon are you saying OP's statement was a total fabrication?
Next up, Jonathan Frakes smiles for 47 seconds.
Perfect
"Milk only comes in a carton."
This one was invented by a writer.
"But what about bagged milk?"
"Canada is fake. We made it all up."
It's fiction. It never happened. Not this time. It's just a figment of your imagination. No way.
We made this up
It’s a total fabrication.
@@MrJedroi258 It never happened.
"The Guillotine has been out of fashion for a while"
You tryna imply something Mr.Frakes?
I think he's saying it's time to dismantle the bourgeois.
The 1990's are starting to make a comeback, why not the 1790s?
I love to be retro, myself
@CM HW
Reported to Terry for glowing in the dark.
Not this time
The sewing machine was in fact taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother.
But if that's true, how does that explain the bullet hole in the telephone?
But if you’re right, could a parrot give a girl the will to live?
But ASS died 20 years ago...
not this time
😂 I remember this show as a kid. It was such a guilty pleasure because it was fun but at the same time a huge part of me knew it was such bullshit. I remember watching it with my brother and screaming at the TV , "No, that did NOT really happen!" For some reason my teacher had a life-size cardboard cut out of Jonathan Frakes in the classroom at the time and we used to play with it.
But all the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it's accompanied by an understanding of the heart!
Not this time
Its now accompanied by metoos
He's absolutely right!
Awww...
Its a total fabrication
I appreciated that this one ended with, “But all the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it’s accompanied by an understanding of the heart.”
He presented us with a lot of factual and logical statements, but then reveals to us that all that knowledge means nothing… without love 💕
Poetic.
"and also accompanied by the Riker Maneuver : th-cam.com/video/lVIGhYMwRgs/w-d-xo.html"
@Opterongeek t pring?
@Opterongeek What the fuck are you on about? 😂 Did you forget your meds?
He meant that it's important to understand where the ventricles are. There is no point trying to understand human anatomy if you don't even know where the heart is.
@Opterongeek Exactly
This Jonathan Frakes meme is getting to the point that we'll be able to watch entire episodes of this show in a disjointed schizophrenic manner.
It never happaned
Not this time
It's a total fabrication
We made that up
We gotcha
"The corner drug store was a magical place."
The sketchiest part of this video
No.
Candie an comic book
"Jonathan Frakes Reads the Loading Screen Tips for 45 Seconds"
Switching to a pistol is always faster than reloading.
@@henryburby6077 except in fallout 3, it's been a while so I can't remember what the deal was, I think for some reason you were locked into the entire re-load animation if your gun ran dry or something, so you couldn't quick switch while the game was trying to reload. You probably could have still done it from the pipboy, but it was very frustrating.
Can you temporarily reflect bullets by tapping the A button? Not a chance.
"Teyvat has its own 'laws'."
my favorite thing about these videos is how his voice just stays at the same exact volume throughout the series, so its almost like none of these were cut up and instead its more believable that its just him frantically talking to you about things you dont give a shit about
I care
Things YOU dont give a shit about maybe. Not to me, not if its him 💜
Johnathan Frakes is a professional.
@@ianfinrir8724
Yeah, he doesn't need to hear this
he'll tell you things and you'll like it, you must.
"The guillotine has been out of fashion for a while"
Wow, that really dates this show.
"Milk only comes in a carton"
Underrated
Excuse me what
Two sentence horror:
I watched an old documentary recently.
I didn't realise how old it really was until the host mentioned that the guillotine hadn't been used in centuries.
@@jedisalsohere Well, that's not correct... the guillotine was in fact last used in 1977. France abolished the death penalty in 1980. It wasn't as long ago as most people think.
Mr Frakes fortunately hasn't learned of Canadian bagged milk
Or that milk used to come in a bottle
Mike Henny or milk gallons
Total fabrication. It's not real. That was made up by a writer.
Don't forget condensed milk, which usually is sold in cans
@@CustomsByOrangeH bagged milk? I had it in elementary school
Comic books are serious business.
Indeed!
Serious business, but not big business. Not like the video business.
@@RobMartens now that has become serious business.
It is. Read Bakuman.
0:18
TH-cam recommended: "This video is called Jonathan Fra-"
Me: "YES."
The intensity of him saying "Many crimes remain a mystery forever." has me questioning what he does in his off time.
Crimes. Mysterious crimes.
'The corner drugstore was a magical place. One of the things that brings people together...is the joy of cooking.'
Absolutely kills me.
You're goddamn right.
And now, what shall we use to conduct this beautiful current with? What one particular element comes to mind?
Seems like Frakes has it`s own meth lab.
@@hardware199 ITS 💀
Can't help but think that's why he doesn't remember the 60s too well
"One of the things that brings people together is the joy of cooking."
Can we get a show now called 'The Joy of Cooking with Jonathan Frakes' but he continues to spot off facts, ask weird questions and tell you when you're wrong or right in the best possible delivery?
Oh gosh yes!
"Next, saute the onions until they take on a fine brown color. The onion has been cultivated through over five thousand years of human history."
I'm invested
"If we had covered the rings in flour, would they have solidified in the fryer, becoming a thin crust? Yes, that's a fact."
Can fertilized octopus egg ingested into the human system actually grow inside the body?
*_NO YOU CAN'T! DON'T EVEN TRY!_*
SHUT UP!
@@Yusuke_Denton I beg your pardon?
@@captainhobo1234567 I said SHUT UP! As in close your mouth and stop talking!
I'm sorry. What's going on here?
@@SlappersOnly819 Star Trek reference, as this was the guy who played Riker
No way
Not a chance
It never happened
We made it up
It's fiction
We gotcha
I'm innocent.
This one was invented by a writer
It's a complete fabrication
You're wrong.
it's all lies
I've started to consider this show iconic even though I've never watched any episode of it
I watched this as a kid and would call my friend on commercial to discuss if it was fact or fiction.
Same, lol.
@@EM-mr8ys Total fabrication
This series was an absolute goldmine for memes.
Frakes telling you things...
Frakes asking you questions...
Frakes saying "It didn't happen"...
And telling you that you're correct.
And also, Frakes arguing with himself
Whats this show called?
Jonathan Frakes here sounding like how I start 90% of my Discord conversations.
Holy shit why didn't I think of this, this is what's been missing from my life, memeing people on Discord will make me complete again,
YEEEAARHGGHHHFFSHHH!
Thanks.
thanks, now I have conversation starters
you are doing the lord's work with these Frakes memes
thank you
Thank You!
Praise be to the Beard
@Sky Patt
The Lord of the ring?
"History is filled with stories of magic clothing"
(Proceeds to rifle through a homeless man's shopping cart)
I think Frakes is going to a different drugstore than I am
It's called "Johnathan Frakes's kitchen."
@@albertskoften1452 And he basically lived there throughout the 60s. :D
I could listen to Frakes telling me things for hours tbh
What this really shows is how seemlessly awesome that background music was. You can cut it whenever and it still fits together without feeling disjointed.
i noticed that too, must have been a very simple "spooky loop"
My favorite one was "If you remember the 60s you weren't really there."
"...of course it's always safer to hike in groups."
I don't know why but that line kills me every time.
I was having a discussion about the opposite sex. It was meaningful until I realized it wasn't accompanied by an understanding of the heart. Thank you, Jonathan Frakes!
These videos are really oddly comforting
0:09 Jonathan calls out Canada
I don't get it. we've had plastic milk jugs in the U.S. before 1997. Why would he say that?
I love this. Do you ever go a wanderin beneath the clear blue sky?
"Making movies is easier than it's ever been."
Something that's only gotten truer with time.
Ya man now you just rewrite a comic book and make it more woke, hire a bunch of cosplayers and BOOM! Movie.
@@Jagar_Tharn Right wing people like you don't belong here. Get out.
@@TheFLAMEXD Like I care what some kid thinks.
@@Jagar_Tharn ok, mister "Random guy who crawled out of a bethesda game and became real"
@@quantumblur_3145 heh what do you mean? I'm real...*has existential crisis*
"The guillotine has been out of fashion for a while"
That can change, John
Sitting on a chair is meaningless unless you swing your leg high
riker is just a font of information, picard definitely chose the best number one there is
He's the real data...
This is what I see when I'm in sleep paralysis
Damn, I envy you
To avoid that, just set you TV sleep timer ;)
Wouldn't the world be a wonderful place if sleep paralysis was just Jonathan Frakes riding in with his little bike, "Ever gone mountain biking?"
'The conscience is a meddlesome companion' is the kind of thing an English evil villain would say before you realise you're strapped to your chair and a giant needle starts lowering to perform a lobotomy on you
That ending was sublime
The show's music is so simple that the clips are completely seamless.
When you have nothing to talk about so you talk about random topics to avoid awkward silence
Jonathan Frakes is a national treasure.
I'm glad you're here to tell us these things! Chewie, take the professor back and plug him in to the hyperdrive.
The more Johnathan Frakes memes in my life the better
"... so can I get that #6 combo or..."
"Not this time"
"Wheelchairs like this can be used in many ways."
*flashbacks to Red Dragon*
Yep, they sure can, Francis, I mean, Jonathan...
"Comic books are serious business."
"Not this time."
We made it up.
Having met the legend in person, I can confirm that he is exactly like this.
"The Joy of Cooking"
oh my god I'm picturing him guiding you step by step through a recipe, and revealing a perfect pastry made ahead of time-
only to suddenly grin at the screen, pulling a burnt failed lump from the oven and saying: "We made it all up, pure fiction"
a similar event took place
*Comic Books are serious business.*
The video business has become big business.
Linepiece777 Then what has big business become?
@@aionicthunder comic books
0:41 “accompanied by …”
Me: “Rigorous practice.”
Riker: “an understanding of the heart.”
Me: “Oh.”
"If you can remember the 60's you weren't really there"
Explains why so many of my fellow Millennials are having Vietnam flashbacks...
What’s Vietnam?
'Vietnam flashbacks' are a meme. They aren't actually having flashbacks, you fucking kiss-ass.
You think if you lick those boomer boots for long enough, they'll actually like you? You'll always be apart of a younger generation as far as they're concerned. So enjoy who you are.
@@pumpkin6429 Here, have a Snickers! You aren't you when you're hungry. You haven't been the same since Vietnam to be honest.
Not you, though. Because you're so cool and special.
@@mathesonwarshawski380 Oh look, it's another kiss-ass.
History is filled with stories of magical clothing. My man frakes telling the truth as usual
Keep em coming
Alternate title: A Visit To Jonathan Frakes' House
Say what you want, this dude is a legend
You're right. It's a fact.
"but all this information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it is accompanied by an understanding of the heart"
ain't that the truth 💖
“The corner drug store was a magical place”
For some, it still is...
Riker: "Milk only comes in a carton"
Canadians: "But what abou-
Riker: "Milk... only comes... in a carton... ONLY a carton"
So basically a perfect list of one-liners to say in corporate meetings
I would like to thank the person who suggested playing these videos at 0.5 speed. Now I can enjoy a very drunk Jonathan Frakes telling me things.
"Comic Books are Serious Business."
I need that clip. Don't know when I'll use it, but I need it.
That last one cut deep
Sir, you’re holding up the line.
0:17 goes so hard. It makes me imagine Jonathan Frakes as an anarchist leader in some thriller movie.
It brings me so much joy that my favorite show from my childhood has become a meme.
"Making movies is easier than it's ever been" That one definitely aged well.
:Smirks: We made it up.
That last one hits so hard.
I don't know why I find these so delightful, but they are.
Frakes: "Wheelchairs like this were used in many ways." (0:27)
Me: "Do the Riker Maneuver already"
Johnathon: Milk only comes in a carton
Me: sheepishly staring at the 2L bottle of milk in the fridge, and questioning reality itself
It never happened.
All the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it's accompanied by an understanding of the heart.
Jonathan Frakes you just blew my mind.
"The conscience is a meddlesome companion" would make a fine t-shirt or tombstone quote.
“All the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it’s accompanied by an understanding of the heart.”
Oh, commander, do go on
"milk only comes in a carton." Jokes on you John, it comes in bottles too.
Bless you Jonothan Frakes, thank you for this useful information.
Wow! I feel I learned so much from this 45 seconds video!
Thank you Jonathan Frakes!
“The guillotine has been out of fashion for awhile”
But with your help we can change that
"if you remember the 60's, you weren't really there" LMFAO
That last one was some pretty good advice. Now I want Jonathan Frakes to be my quirky dad who gives sage wisdom but also barrages people with mystifying, irrelevant statements that people are impressed with anyway because his delivery is so cool.
I can't get enough of these.
sir this is a wendy's
I'm sorry Mr Frakes, but this is a Wendy's
I LOVE this series!!!! The interrogation one is the best so far.
I can't get enough Frakes in my life.
As usual, putting him on 50% speed makes this much better.
Literally just sounds like your drunk uncle telling you about the random shit he's heard that week
"Bees are difficult to outsmart."
is...is that from personal experience Jonathan or
He said 'thieves', not 'bees'.
Bees is so much funnier tho
Well naturally. Bees just don't care what we think is possible.
You're laying down after a very long day of work, you barely get your pants off before hitting the sheets, a slight thump comes from the closet... Is that a voice? You wonder. The muffled sound of someone speaking rattles your eardrums just moments before the closet door explodes open, before you stands Johnathan Frakes. He smiles and stares you down before saying: "The video business has become big business." You're paralyzed in fear as he steps a bit closer, he whispers: "Milk only comes in a carton." You think of running or screaming but he's faster, he covers your mouth and laughs, "Making movies is easier than it's ever been." You black out and wake up 17 hours later, he's gone without a trace. You have been visited by Number One, may you recover before he returns, and he will return.
I can't believe someone sat down and wrote this, you're either sick or a genius hahahaha, you really set the atmosphere and mood in this
"The guillotine has been out of fashion for a while..." has some terrifying implications.
Who ended up here because of the gag from a video from theLexiKitty
me
That'd be me
Yup that'll be me
Ditto
Fucking QR codes
"...but anyways, sorry for your loss."
Jonathan Frakes is a knowledgable dude.
I was brought here by thelexikitty before even watching the full video if you know why 👍