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  • Riker finds himself to be the captain of the enterprise after coming out of a 16 year coma, but the crew doesn't seem quite right..
    Star Trek TNG Season 4 Episode 8
    Future Imperfect
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  • @kingishking
    @kingishking ปีที่แล้ว +4091

    Riker, realizing this is his only chance to tell Picard to shut up without recourse, seizes the moment with an iron grip.

    • @leeb3579
      @leeb3579 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      lmaooo master comment love it lol so true

    • @johnmccay9815
      @johnmccay9815 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      When you know something is wrong, you may not be able to always explain the situation to others because they don’t see what’s happening and why.
      Knowing it, now just dealing with it. At some point you just defy the world illusionary subsequent behavior and make a stand for what you know to be right! No regrets.

    • @johnmccay9815
      @johnmccay9815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chip McGuire Crazy Right!

    • @ImJiom
      @ImJiom ปีที่แล้ว +16

      when I watched the scene again with this in mind I died laughing

    • @MS-ns2pj
      @MS-ns2pj ปีที่แล้ว

      Fire at Will!!

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    Imagine a plot twist where it was all real, everyone was just having an off day and he just roasted the entire crew.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nope, there was just no getting around the fact that Minuette was not a real person, and everyone else except for Picard should not have know anything about her. 😒👎
      So, the whole thing had to be fake.
      Or course, I think Riker was wrong to tell Tomoloc that was how he knew it was all not real.
      If that had to be left unexplained to the audience as well, then so be it.

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@TheNoiseySpectator Woosh!

    • @jessicastoker8932
      @jessicastoker8932 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jsullivan2112 Right over their head, right?

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jessicastoker8932 Oh whoops. Yes!

    • @kevinchun5242
      @kevinchun5242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@TheNoiseySpectator love that's what breaks the fiction.

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Thank god Deanna was present. Imagine how confused the bridge crew must have been without her there to explain that Riker is upset.

    • @BeatInMySkull
      @BeatInMySkull 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      I know. She's clearly an empath. She can just tell. It's insane

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I'm sure they put that in there as a joke. However if you had a real empath I think it would be hard for them to tell when everyone else already knows how the person is feeling. Just like it's hard for Data to know how much information is needed.
      Also, the show has to make the person's emotions and intentions obvious to the audience but they're not necessarily supposed to be obvious to the crew. I see that in other shows where it seems obvious that someone's lying, and the protagonist doesn't realize it.

    • @Draco137YT
      @Draco137YT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@sarahberknerA real empath would be able to sense the tension of not just Riker, but everyone else in the room. She would have no trouble understanding everyone else's reactions.

    • @MrJes3141
      @MrJes3141 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @MrJes3141
      @MrJes3141 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just read this again and literal lol because it's so true.
      Thank you for that 😂

  • @lordskeletorde
    @lordskeletorde ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Impressive how they were able to emulate Deanna's empathic abilities. No mere human or romulan would have been able to tell that Riker was upset.

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I sense you are being sarcastic

    • @jamie2487
      @jamie2487 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Perhaps he's being sarcastic, he's a cardassian so not as easy to read

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Must have been quite the challenge for the makers of that holodeck programm to make Deanna's uselessness so lifelike.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@h.a.9880 No, in fact it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am 100% sure it was a joke that was making fun of the fact that she is often Counselor Obvious. I also have a theory why she states the obvious, 1. The audience can often tell if a character is up to something though the others in the story can't, 2. It is possible Picard is particularly bad at reading peoples' emotions. 3. It would be hard for her to know when others can read someone's emotions, because she doesn't have to rely on facial cues and body language. It's like how Data doesn't know if he's stating the obvious.

  • @jasonmckie4402
    @jasonmckie4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7944

    Riker proceeds to ask them random questions for the next half hour, "Have you ever walked out of the mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car?"

    • @SiveenO
      @SiveenO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      Did you ever go mountainbiking?

    • @travisolson9413
      @travisolson9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Have you ever leapt through the air firing two guns and yelling "Aaaarrrgghhhhhh"?

    • @JP33Ka
      @JP33Ka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Joey, you like movies about Gladiators?

    • @ExaltedDuck
      @ExaltedDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

    They really nailed Deanna. At least they got one of them flawless.
    "SHUT UP!! I SAID SHUT UP!! AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND STOP TALKING!"
    "Will.. I'm sensing you're upset."

    • @TheCJRhodes
      @TheCJRhodes ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "damn, she's got me there -_- "

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      was it her empath abilities or her years of training as a therapist that let her to that conclusion

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@mauirandall8176 She really needed both to be certain, it was pretty subtle on Riker's part.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Deanna Troi, has the powers of two human eyes

    • @nicolevari4804
      @nicolevari4804 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i see your getting frustrated-diana bending like a 256 colour animted paperclip- need some help?

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    Riker was like..."Get me Crusher and O'Brien, I'm not done yet!"

    • @tct72
      @tct72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And for the grand finale let's beam some red shirts into a sun.

    • @Broncort1
      @Broncort1 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And get Wesley up here so I can tell him to shut up!

    • @piratemousey
      @piratemousey ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "O' Brien's down the pub,boss"
      "Yes, at least he's real"

    • @whereisevan
      @whereisevan ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "And for the love of god, someone go get Spot so I can tell him what a bad kitty he is!"

    • @blackjacktrial
      @blackjacktrial ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@whereisevan and get me Guinan so I can tell her the View from Ten Forward isn't all it's cracked up to be!

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    I love the way Jonathan Frakes delivers the words “Which sector?” to Worf. You can really hear the venom and disgust at being misled in those two words.

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😆
      0:51

    • @carminemurray6624
      @carminemurray6624 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Worf would recall in detail, any and all battle related data.

    • @Elly3981
      @Elly3981 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @Jaegar19Ultima And the fact that Data hesitated to answer Riker as well as used a contraction was a dead givaway that he wasn't the real Data either.

    • @VoodooTrashPanda
      @VoodooTrashPanda 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I also love that this shows the Commander’s relationship with the crew. He knows how Worf got those scars, maybe stories over drinks.
      He knows how incredibly competent LaForge is, basically saying; you would be physically incapable of that level of incompetence if you actually were the man you’re pretending to be
      I want to watch TNG now, I watched so often as a kid whenever it came on SpikeTV.

    • @mariuszmiroslaw2290
      @mariuszmiroslaw2290 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Interestingly, we will hear the same thing if we ask William Riker what he was doing during the Dominion War 😂

  • @brianmacgabhann5630
    @brianmacgabhann5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence". Brilliant line: both an insult and a compliment at the same time.

    • @filthycasual8187
      @filthycasual8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      An insult to the fake one; a compliment to the real one.

    • @picknroll8221
      @picknroll8221 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hell yeah!

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@filthycasual8187 Aye. Geordi couldn't fuck shit up even if he tried.

    • @JaredAllegretta
      @JaredAllegretta ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's called a Complisault and the term for it was coined by one Britta Perry.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JaredAllegretta Known as the backhanded compliment and whoever the hell Brita Perry is.

  • @danboud8135
    @danboud8135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9944

    "Not this time. It's fiction. We made it up. It's a pure fabrication."

    • @macklee6837
      @macklee6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      We gotcha.

    • @rebmcr
      @rebmcr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      This was created by a writer.

    • @Jesse12489
      @Jesse12489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Damn you beat me too it.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      One again you are correct.

    • @chiisuchi1102
      @chiisuchi1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      it's an urban legend that never happened.

  • @OsirisZero
    @OsirisZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Riker: **Angrily yells at everyone**
    Troi: "Will, I sense how upset you are"
    Riker: "Oh god... this is all real afterall."

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I I screwed up big time

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Will, let me fly the ship. I'm sure no harm will come of it."

    • @idanoreilly
      @idanoreilly ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It doesn’t take Troi’s Betazoid powers to sense he’s angry and upset!!!!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idanoreilly It doesn't take Troi's Betazoid powers to sense most of everything she senses.

    • @freyamiles3718
      @freyamiles3718 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's an empath

  • @iannordin5250
    @iannordin5250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I really do love how what he's really pissed off about isn't just the mindfuck he's been put through, but also that his captors are immitating his friend's capabilities so poorly.

    • @Elly3981
      @Elly3981 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Riker's captors didn't know his friends as well as he did.

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Elly3981 They're not even his captors.

    • @winnietheblue3633
      @winnietheblue3633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's a stickler for good holodeck programming

    • @sanjayraju988
      @sanjayraju988 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Troi is pretty accurate though.

  • @Absaalookemensch
    @Absaalookemensch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7587

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence."
    What a well said compliment.

    • @Cathrope1
      @Cathrope1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I'm going to have to find a reason to say that.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Both a compliment and a mild diss, suggesting that the real La Forge isn't this stupid, but is capable of some almost stupid stuff. Again, great writing.

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Cathrope1 Don't drive through Arkansas... they're capable.

    • @GamesCooky
      @GamesCooky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He said it like it was an insult, but it's actually a compliment. Interesting.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But it was said in Riker's angry voice...

  • @ElectricStardust
    @ElectricStardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4718

    “You’re incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr Laforge!”
    Riker with the all-star backhanded compliment

    • @ElectricStardust
      @ElectricStardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Throbelisk I wanted to argue with you about this but you’re right so I CAN’T, I won’t even TRY.
      Riker with the all-star complimentary put-down

    • @ElectricStardust
      @ElectricStardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Throbelisk Not only are you a fake, Mr Laforge, you’re a bad fake!

    • @bagofchips8813
      @bagofchips8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ElectricStardust LOL i approve.

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Throbelisk no it implies that he's incapable of *this level* of incompetence, not that he's not incompetent, making it a backhanded compliment

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I knew something was up when homeboy didn't have on his visor

  • @MATTtheSAVAGE
    @MATTtheSAVAGE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    I always loved the throwaway line when Jordi couldn't get the computer fixed in less than thirty hours.
    " You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr. LaForge!" It was a small line that was a testament to Rikers knowledge and respect for the real Geordis skill level.

    • @The_Captain_1.0
      @The_Captain_1.0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      it's Geordi not jordi

    • @PaulStompbox
      @PaulStompbox 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@The_Captain_1.0 Yup. He got it right the second time (though without the apostrophe) and wrong the first time. _You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Matt._

    • @michaelorlando4761
      @michaelorlando4761 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's Geordi, not Jordi. You must be an impostor. The real MATTtheSAVAGE is incapable of that level of incompetence.

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    What I like about this is how Riker dismantles the illusion using the knowledge of his crewmen.
    He specifically targets parts of their personalities only he would know.
    For example; Picard wouldn't have shut up when told to and Troy would have absolutely freaked out if told to "back off"
    He used his personal relationship with his crew to prove his point.
    That's why he's Captian material and has been so for so long.
    To the point Picard asks him why he keeps denying the positions offered to him.

    • @Dryzark
      @Dryzark ปีที่แล้ว

      Troi

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dryzark sure w/e

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love people on TH-cam. "What I like about this is the whole point of what it is." Yes, well done.

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@AD-kv9kj Get over yourself.
      Riker also challenges Data's computational ability and Jordy's technical skill ... neither of which are personality attributes.
      Yeah I _love_ people on TH-cam too ... try to point out a minor flaw and still manage to completely miss it with their own 8th grade take 😒

    • @eddthehead123
      @eddthehead123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AColonDashSix Woo! TH-cam assholes coming out again!

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3527

    I like how he's insulting everyone in the room knowing they're all fakes based on how incompetent the fakes are, but goes easy on Deana in case it is the real one.

    • @terryadams2652
      @terryadams2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Yeah, Riker doesn't want to jeopardize his sex source (either fictional or in real life, behind the cameras).

    • @kevonmanuel
      @kevonmanuel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The vagina is powerful.

    • @johnradford7999
      @johnradford7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats riker , remmember he may want a fuck later ....

    • @gamewizardks
      @gamewizardks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      She's the most fugable.

    • @brandonn6099
      @brandonn6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      She's the only one who said something completely true and did her job as normal

  • @BradleyBishop
    @BradleyBishop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5755

    It's funny how Deanna's "power" is exactly the same: "I sense the obvious."

    • @icollectstories5702
      @icollectstories5702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      It's a character flaw.😬
      I believe Marina Sirtis was irritated by this, feeling redundant.

    • @richardsturges2736
      @richardsturges2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Within the context of the episode, it's supposed to be blatantly obvious because that Troi was an illusion, so therefore didn't have empathic powers. It's the kind of obvious statement a child would make, which is exactly what it was. In real life, (on the show anyway) her ability allows her to pick up on non-obvious cues and other more subtle emotions such as deception, and jealousy. Also she could sense another life form or sentient presence when the computer could not. I highly enjoyed this series so I will speak in its defense when necessary. I WILL say that it wasn't perfect, though.

    • @thomasstewart9752
      @thomasstewart9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@icollectstories5702 was that what Sigourney Weaver's character in galaxy quest was poking at with the "I have one job on this stupid ship" thing?

    • @AllahDoesNotExist
      @AllahDoesNotExist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thomasstewart9752 no I think that's one of the girls in the original series

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AllahDoesNotExist yeah, the comms officer, who you may notice doesn't exist on Next Gen in the same type of role

  • @fernandogarajalde4066
    @fernandogarajalde4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    RIP Andreas Katsulas; you were the best Romulan tactician in the entire Star Trek multiverse. Not to mention the heart and soul of G’Kar on B5. 😇

    • @leeb3579
      @leeb3579 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      just started watched B5 again truly amazing actor and shows

    • @theblasteffect4499
      @theblasteffect4499 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's B5?

    • @liamdell6319
      @liamdell6319 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theblasteffect4499 Babylon 5

    • @FEiSTYFEVER
      @FEiSTYFEVER ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@theblasteffect4499If you haven't seen it, I envy you. I wish I could watch it all again for the first time.

    • @theblasteffect4499
      @theblasteffect4499 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FEiSTYFEVER oh. Yea I've heard of it.

  • @SebastianRothwyn
    @SebastianRothwyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    TNG really had an all-star cast and (TV) crew. Not simply the acting or writing, but the score, soundscape, shot selections, and angles. All underappreciated.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they cast actors as actors and allowed them to act. Not sure what television does these days, but not that.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuckoo9036 That was completely intentional. The one good song they had was cribbed from the 197x movie. The rest, Rick Berman had a policy of making the music suck so it doesn't distract the viewers. Once or twice they snuck in a good song accidentally / to spite him.
      This policy was apparently continued under Voyager. DS9 idk, someone tell me if they changed their music at all in seven damned seasons

    • @brians9508
      @brians9508 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underappreciated????? What??? Seven hugely successful seasons and 4 blockbuster movies, and the show's production qualities are underappreciated??? By whom?

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@brians9508that's still not enough appreciation, TNG is godly!

    • @iampaulzy
      @iampaulzy ปีที่แล้ว

      I never actually liked the score - it seemed too bland and predictable. The Original series scoring was so much better.

  • @DiscordOfDave
    @DiscordOfDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4295

    “Data, fold yourself twelve times.”

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      "6 folds, huh? W-w-what do you guys have me in a series 9,000? You cheap insect f*cks didn't think I was worth your best equipment?"

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Dark Knight im sorry riker. Rick and morty did it second. I told them who we were dealing with. The hottest commander in the universe.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sir, I can't, er cannot, fold myself into 4096 separate entities

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I told the money bugs we need top grade equipment.

    • @esjihn
      @esjihn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you got my nose bleeding.

  • @TheSm1thers
    @TheSm1thers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3895

    Riker: "I SAID SHUT UP, AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND STOP TALKING !!!"
    Sherlock Troi: "I sense how upset you are. You're angry and impatient."

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Hilariously, spot on to her regular prowess and observation skills in the show.

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@InfernosReaper I just realized Team America had a main character just to make fun of her.

    • @TheSocketshock
      @TheSocketshock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      shes like one of those fortune tellers

    • @acslater017
      @acslater017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For a sec I was afraid Riker was gonna give her the back of his hand

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Since no one said it, i will.
      NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

  • @boxwi
    @boxwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Imagine an otherwise normal day where Riker just randomly comes up to Worf interrogating him about his scar.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      On an otherwise normal day, Worf would enthusiastically discuss said scar, the location of it's acquisition, the species that left it, the placement of the sun(s) in the sky at the time.....

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thebighurt2495 And what happened to the poor bastard who caused it.

  • @chrisflaherty8991
    @chrisflaherty8991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Shut up!"
    "I beg your pardon?"
    "I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking!" Classic.

  • @DarkMetalOmega
    @DarkMetalOmega 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3901

    "The Charade is over"
    *Goes from an actual room to a blue screen room masquerading as a room intended to project actual real rooms.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Which was still another charade.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Demiglitch Dude!

    • @roby.3428
      @roby.3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You need to stop. My head hurts...

    • @alexhetherington8028
      @alexhetherington8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ha ha ha my mind is now blown.

  • @NATESOR
    @NATESOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4088

    I tried this at work, and it didn't go over nearly as well.

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Was it an illusion...?

    • @dominicomegon4714
      @dominicomegon4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      oh no

    • @SCCyntax
      @SCCyntax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Top comment I read today lol. Thanks!

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You didn't go all the way or you would have passed out when it dawned upon you what you just did.
      Good chances to wake up in a phantasy world after that, or at least one seeming so different that you could believe it.

    • @dbloyd2
      @dbloyd2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Someday, I hope to have a VR game you can capture your work environment and people and interact like this scene.

  • @TheCerealkiller148
    @TheCerealkiller148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The charade is over"
    The charade was, indeed, not yet over.

  • @ericrogal995
    @ericrogal995 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is an Oscar winning performance by Jonathan Frakes! The delivery is masterful with clear cut throat intention!! His total understanding and complete were with all is so intense and controlled. Just a stellar performance by a great actor! ❤️

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    "You're not capable of that level of incompetence!!"
    Umm... thanks?

    • @ProjectGrandMarauder
      @ProjectGrandMarauder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      “Um... Thanks? .... Now about that Raise...”

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Commander, sometimes I like to run the diagnostic 8 times in a row.

    • @roadyogi1697
      @roadyogi1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He low-key complimented the shit out of his chief engineer.

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Riker never watched Geordi try to talk to a girl....

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @princeprocrastinate6485
    @princeprocrastinate6485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    "Shut Up!"
    "I beg your pardon?"
    "As in close your mouth and stop speaking."
    Hahaha feels like Riker has wanted to say that to Picard for a long time.

    • @stewartfraser2574
      @stewartfraser2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Naw , they get on fine.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Except Riker’s secret dream is to boot Pickard out to Admiral.

    • @txdomino
      @txdomino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But years later, Picard let's waman push him around.

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe even the real actors..it was so pure...

    • @tyrantonion6660
      @tyrantonion6660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Prince Procrastinate
      no he didn't want to say that, if he wanted, he would be captain on another ship a long time ago. For some reason he likes his position as Nr.2

  • @quicksilvertongue3248
    @quicksilvertongue3248 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You gotta love Will's face at the beginning of this clip; he's already figured it out, and now he's just building an airtight case to confirm what he knew the moment he saw his "wife" in the previous scene. Funny part is, when Tomalok says "the charade is over", that's also a lie; there's more to come AFTER this amazing clip. Not the absolute best episode of season 4, but a good example of the generally high bar of quality we get from that season onward (and 3 was at least starting to get that good; 7 drops off a little but not much IMO, and 5 and 6 are absolute gold with few exceptions). By the way, I never noticed before that Troi has yet another new hairstyle in this episode, never seen elsewhere.

    • @humanbeing4995
      @humanbeing4995 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What I never understood is why the charade was even dropped. I've found myself in situations where I know I was being deceived, I think we all have. After going back and forth one starts getting comments like "You always have to be right' or "I feel like I'm being trapped by all the questions." or "You're just being an asshole". I guess I'm saying that if they had kept going long enough he'd be curled into a corner drooling and doubting his own sanity. So why stop? Romulans aren't above torture and they wanted information. Kept the plot going I guess.

    • @julieetscheid9682
      @julieetscheid9682 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@humanbeing4995 In this episode, it was a lonely boy with an advanced holodeck that his mom set up for him to keep him from feeling lonely (she kept him underground to be safe from invaders and was never able to return). He lured Riker there out of loneliness. For the boy to keep going with the charade even after Riker figured it out after the Romulan illusion would have been pointless and cruel, as the boy was not malevolent. What you are describing would be Frame of Mind, in Season 6, Episode 21, with those holding the "puppet strings" around Riker having much darker reasons for a charade.

    • @humanbeing4995
      @humanbeing4995 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julieetscheid9682 Agree, Though if pulled from his own consciousness or the result of some intelligence I can't see why they would relent at all. Deception was the chosen manner of communication.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, Riker should have known better - no actual Romulan would create _that_ sloppy a charade. Ok, maybe Sela.

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dmgroberts5471 I mean, you don't want half-assed Romulan schemes, don't hire a half-Romulan to scheme them.

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    And for the first time in Star Trek history, the Romulan was the most genuine thing in the room

    • @cgarciahfcu
      @cgarciahfcu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrong. If you watched the rest of the episode, you find out the Romulans are another simulation.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Except he technically wasn’t real, either.

    • @Broncort1
      @Broncort1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was fake too

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Broncort1 Itsss a faaaake

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno, Riker was pretty damn genuine, lol.

  • @Cryptic0013
    @Cryptic0013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    "Will, I sense how angry you are..."
    *Riker squints*
    "Okay, maybe you're the real one, but the REST of you have suddenly become useless impostors!"

    • @jimmymoore2479
      @jimmymoore2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Lol OMG. Definitely an Under Rated Comment.

    • @BecketTheHymnist
      @BecketTheHymnist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jimmymoore2479
      Underrated comment in a gold mine of comments.

    • @jimmymoore2479
      @jimmymoore2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BecketTheHymnist right!

    • @RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy
      @RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So heard that in his voice.

    • @nupraptorshead3199
      @nupraptorshead3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So instead of two sus crewmates, you have everyone who is sus except two.

  • @rudolphg76
    @rudolphg76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6126

    "Will, I sense how upset you are." Looks like the holographic Deanna is just as useless as the real one.

    • @xxxradicaldreamerxxx
      @xxxradicaldreamerxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      At least they got one of them right.

    • @williamharrison4739
      @williamharrison4739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      well the real one balls everyone improving moral

    • @Rob_Cahill
      @Rob_Cahill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I sense truth in the original post. Lol

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      One would assume that a woman who can literally senses hidden emotion would be the most useful member on the crew of a diplomatic ship. But boy would you be wrong.

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @WolfgangLMclain As funny as that is, I think her species is just pulling a con. As she doesn't really sense hidden emotions just states what is obvious from typical social cues. Guess it's a good way to secure fancy psychology jobs. That or everyone in the future just has aspergers , so her species simply seems like they're mystical empaths.

  • @NicQuattromani
    @NicQuattromani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love Data's befuddlement at 1:08. Not an expression you see on him very often!

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr. LaForge" LOL. Such a great episode.

  • @zelamorre1126
    @zelamorre1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    "You used a contraction, didn't you!" - Literally the only time it would be appropriate to sound accusatory with that sentence.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Grammar class?

    • @blaustein_autor
      @blaustein_autor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@EGarrett01 If you "accuse" somebody of having used a contraction, you probably shouldn't use one yourself ;) So yes, in this scene, where it is perfectly normal for Riker to say "didn't", but nearly impossible for Data to say "can't", even in a grammar class it would be more appropriate.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In grammar class, the students may be required to write a certain way as well. :)

    • @CodfishJoe
      @CodfishJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or when you're very suspicious somebody's pregnant and has been hiding it from you

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice bit of writing. Like Riker is mocking him.

  • @stevenfoster9402
    @stevenfoster9402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    Riker: WORF, where did you get that scar?
    Worf: In combat
    Riker: What battle?
    Worf: At your mother's house last night
    Entire crew: OOooooOooOoOoo

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Riker: That's a lie. My mother is DEAD!"

    • @Jayzon666
      @Jayzon666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@vanmoody Worf: "I don't see a problem here, Captain."

    • @justicemagagane5737
      @justicemagagane5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OooooooOoooOOoooo!!!

    • @pmalone5767
      @pmalone5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As Soon As I Saw This Comment I Thought Of The SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skit With Alex Trebek And Sean Connery.

    • @skyephoenix801
      @skyephoenix801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I warned you not to call her fat.

  • @shitpuppets
    @shitpuppets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how Troi is exactly as useless as usual.

    • @johnorsomeone4609
      @johnorsomeone4609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I sense your frustration with her character.

  • @videos4mydad
    @videos4mydad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I always found it endearing how even when with a fake Diana, Riker was respectful - "back off" instead of "shut up".

    • @willchurch8376
      @willchurch8376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wasn't sure she was fake.

  • @excelon13
    @excelon13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    Riker: Worf, where did you get that scarf
    Worf: I got it as a christmas present
    Riker: Which wrapping paper, Which store, Which aisle
    Worf: .....

    • @usernamemoved
      @usernamemoved 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Scarf ..... FUNNIEST thing I have read all week!
      Thank You
      :-D

    • @DaiLusional
      @DaiLusional 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      excelon13 three years ago you made this comment. 3 years later it made my day! Thanks excelon13 of 3 years ago.

    • @erikedlund8711
      @erikedlund8711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's not a good series of questions given that Worf received it as a gift; he probably wouldn't know where the person who bought it for him got it, much less the specific details of it (but maybe it's a Klingon tradition to interrogate the gift giver on details about the acquisition of the gift, wouldn't surprise me too much, Klingons are a little weird). Better would probably be to go "Which wrapping paper, who gave it to you, on what stardate?"

    • @dublonzky55
      @dublonzky55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      look fuck what any and all of you are saying or have said here, none of that matters when you see that THIS COMMENT HAS EXACTLY 420 LIKES
      NOBODY MUST EVER GIVE THIS COMMENT ANOTHER LIKE
      I'LL BE WATCHING

    • @TheRealBamboonga
      @TheRealBamboonga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disliked. But it's clear you like 420...

  • @theodehaney3895
    @theodehaney3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    Good thing Dianna was able to sense how upset he was. She's so helpful.

    • @thereisnospoon277
      @thereisnospoon277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I sense that you are being sarcastic.

    • @theodehaney3895
      @theodehaney3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@thereisnospoon277 Deanna, I told you to back off!

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And the one episode where Picard was replaced by a clone who acted totally differently and they didn't know if it was him or not, she couldn't say.

    • @collincivish8962
      @collincivish8962 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@EGarrett01 In the beginning of the series Troi was basically eye candy. The actress wasn't comfortable with the form-fitting body suits and low cut tops they had her wear, but her choice was to wear them or not be on the show. Since she's just eye candy she can't really be solving major issues all by herself, can she?
      The truth is that if Deanna's character had been utilized to her proper potential, she could have avoided huge portions of their conflicts and problems. But if that happened then there wouldn't have been nearly as much show and the writers would have had to work even harder.
      So eye candy she remained, even after they started treating her character more "seriously." It's one of my only major complaints about TNG.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@collincivish8962 They could've had her character be of unique benefit to the crew more often. Like in the "fake Picard episode," she should've at least been the first to say that that's not Picard.
      Regarding the eye candy thing. Sometimes women are attractive or sexy. Just like sometimes men are tall or handsome. If you view that as something upsetting, you're going to be very upset very often and not change anything because people will always be attracted to each other and it's going to be a point sometimes in stories.

  • @mobeck
    @mobeck ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Data is a revolutionary, ultra-advanced being capable of things nobody else can do. On numerous occasions he was the only reason the Enterprise survived, he can evolve and upgrade himself with emotion chips and the like, but there is no way in hell he's capable of combining the words 'can' and 'not' -- it's just too hard.

    • @carriebryan1211
      @carriebryan1211 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I spoke German until I was 5yo. German has contractions, but not in the same places as English. I've been speaking English for 67 years now, and I still tend to not use them: I go back and edit my text to put them in. If Data spent the first X years of his existence without contractions, he may still need a separate grammar loop to put them in.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Programming.
      Its a thing.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not that he couldn't, but that he'd never done so up to that point

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've always thought that was weird, and even more so now because my cheap smartphone can recognize contractions, both with auto-correct (Im to I'm) or if I use voice to text.
      Picard season 3 spoiler: Data can finally use contractions.

  • @chaff5
    @chaff5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    They got Deanna spot on; screaming and telling his old friend and former commanding officer to shut his mouth. "I sense you're angry." Yeah, no shit.

  • @Tennishero
    @Tennishero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    The mind-fuckery Riker went through over the years, it's a wonder he could ever trust reality again.

    • @whiteWinter88
      @whiteWinter88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      You're right... between this, his being kidnapped by those terrorists who tried to steal his long-term memory, and discovering his accidental transporter clone (who now goes by "Thomas"), you have to hand it to Riker for being able to stay grounded in reality.

    • @cjc363636
      @cjc363636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      And that episode where he was a crazy man but then it changed to him in a ship play as a crazy man..... That episode always felt like a looping fever dream.

    • @UltimateEnd0
      @UltimateEnd0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Worf cucks him out as well. Ricker never breaks down.

    • @IMDLEGEND
      @IMDLEGEND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Picard had his share too, with that "There are 3 lights!" episode, not to mention being assimilated by the Borg,

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And Geordi was mindfucked by the romulans

  • @driverAte
    @driverAte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3330

    Wesley walks in: "I -"
    Riker: "Shut up Wesley!"

    • @psychepeteschannel5500
      @psychepeteschannel5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Thats the real Enterprise, not this fake one :D

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      r/ShutUpWesley

    • @Mr._Steal_Your_Squirrel
      @Mr._Steal_Your_Squirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Best comment here. I'm dead LMAO

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Riker speaks for all of us.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That should just be his name. But then everyone would have to say shut up shutupwesley!

  • @thetrueshapeofmusic222
    @thetrueshapeofmusic222 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ending the charade. 💘

  • @georgesouth4469
    @georgesouth4469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Riker: “You’re incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr LaForge!"
    LaForge: How do you know? I'm capable of all kinds of incompetence!"

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only with women

    • @AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5
      @AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisw6164Especially married ship designers whose Starfleet records are used to create a holographic fantasy woman.

  • @JoinHolmes
    @JoinHolmes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    I love how he goes from each member of the crew, roasting them one at a time

    • @darksim1930
      @darksim1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I wish someone would roast me by telling me I'm incapable of incompetence.

    • @abrakadabra6584
      @abrakadabra6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@darksim1930 You're incapable of incompetence. Now shut your mouth and stop talking.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Notice how he isn't actually roasting his crewmates, everything he says is basically "you guys are nowhere near as competent as the people i know". It's actually pretty heartwarming

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And I don't even know who you are, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wish some one did this on Discovery

  • @tonioteach84
    @tonioteach84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    Worf's hella generic answer "in combat" always cracks me up.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah, I pretty much figured "in combat", you f@#$ing dog face half-breed! I meant WHERE in combat? WHEN? What battle?? I didn't think you got it from sleepwalking!!

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Note how he says it so matter of factly.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Manek Iridius
      *folding arms across chest*
      uh-HUH.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      .. after the grilling an embarrassed Worf finally admits, "Okay, so I fell getting out of the sonic shower. I didn't want to look like even more of a buffoon. Thanks for nothing, Riker."

    • @dreamcanvas5321
      @dreamcanvas5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@BlazingOwnager The real Worf would never be so clums- FOR THE HONOR OF KAHLESS, QUIT RUBBING IT IN!

  • @zephyr8072
    @zephyr8072 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Tomalak: “If you guessed this was all made up, you’re right. It’s fiction. It never happened.”
    Riker: “Hey! That’s my line.”

  • @whateverfloatsyourboat9837
    @whateverfloatsyourboat9837 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You don't have to pretend anymore. 💘

  • @timgreen2764
    @timgreen2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Me: "OK, time to stop watching TH-cam now..."
    Recommended videos: No you CAN'T don't even TRY

    • @ping3791
      @ping3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suggest the same.

    • @richardaylesworth1460
      @richardaylesworth1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Di-Lithium crystal reconfiguration could be a factor. Just saying.

    • @traviswilliam5254
      @traviswilliam5254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I didn't drop that hit of acid.

    • @terrealexander4442
      @terrealexander4442 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 2:00 in the morning and I have to be to work in 6 hours or less

    • @tomcat321
      @tomcat321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like me thinking. lol

  • @ablestmage
    @ablestmage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    Geordi: I'm running a level one diagnostic!
    Riker: You're incapable of that level of incompetence!
    Troi: Will, I can sense you're upset.
    Riker: Your level of incompetence is pretty accurate!

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Troi was astoundingly accurate. It's scary how her incompetence carries through to every episode and fantasy.

    • @domainofthesun4400
      @domainofthesun4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this got a genuine LOL out of me, thanks, I needed that

    • @bespectacledheroine7292
      @bespectacledheroine7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love Troi and am an avid defender of her character but this was definitely funny.

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Star Trek TNG was "seven years of watching Marina Sirtis learn how to act."

    • @AdmiralKarelia
      @AdmiralKarelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SimuLord Thing is, she was a LOT better in her few scenes in the movies and her guest appearances on Voyager. It was mostly just TNG where she was really wooden and uninteresting.

  • @jebstuart62063
    @jebstuart62063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I sense how upset you are." Even in an elaborate illusion, Troi is still useless.

    • @Belshay
      @Belshay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her empathetic powers are certainly inconsistent. Like the episode "Hollow Pursuits," where Reginald Barclay has a massive crush on Troi. However, when La Forge sends Barclay to a counselling session, she's completely at a loss as to why Barclay is behaving the way he is. In Ten Forward afterwards she says how confused she is and doesn't understand his behavior at all. Really? You can't sense a guy 3 feet away from you pulsating lust towards you?

    • @drawnsequence
      @drawnsequence ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Belshay I love how they killed off Barclay immediately after some surface-level redemption. It actually makes me laugh how the Star Trek universe kills off anyone with behaviors that are too incongruent to their utopian explorer's society. I can fully understand why Patrick Stewart didn't like the role of Picard. It's nothing but an elementary school fantasy but it's sure a fun one to watch.

  • @JamesQMurphy
    @JamesQMurphy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Riker: "... or shall we end this charade?"
    Picard: "... it's pronounced sha - _ROD_ !"

    • @beauxr.benoit1374
      @beauxr.benoit1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he said it that way on purpose and knew he was right when it didn't happen.

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha, shuh-RAID you are!

  • @mrdoggo6094
    @mrdoggo6094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    In his head I bet he was like "whew thank god I was right".

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Now, he was thinking, "Finally, an episode written FOR ME!"

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thegreatbamboozler4837 Yes! FRONT ROW!

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ZuluRomeo I would also have love to see an episode where Riker was indirectly related to Kirk.

    • @Waylock_The_Alpha_Omega
      @Waylock_The_Alpha_Omega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL hell yeah

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thegreatbamboozler4837 Nah, the thing in shows and films where everybody is related to everybody is kinda weird.

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Gotta admit, he delivered the hell out of these lines.

    • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
      @Jedidiah_Martin_2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Johnathan Frakes really is a good actor.
      Side note: In every episode where Riker plays the trombone, that really is Mr. Frakes actually playing it [=8

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sometimes he plays good, sometimes its horrible though

    • @granfram2
      @granfram2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not at all sure this line is the Best in all the episodes, I use it all the time in political comments, while thinking how clever I am while typing! Love IT!!!

    • @solarisone1082
      @solarisone1082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frakes is far and above a better director than actor. He has his moments, though.

    • @flowerpt
      @flowerpt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Setting aside Frakes for a moment here - I like this Riker who makes a decision and commits to it. This Riker would have had his own command by now.

  • @mkocel
    @mkocel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I imagine Riker yelling like this at JJ and Kurtzman. That would be glorious.

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best compliment to La Forge. "You're incapable of being that incompetent, Mr. La Forge."

  • @ndv135
    @ndv135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    Everything Riker says in this scene could become a meme.

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      No you can't don't even try.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We Are Borg 478 dude please use that as a meme

    • @Invisfire777
      @Invisfire777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oishii Kudasai like this comment so Riker sees this

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@BlackDiamond2718 I do every day in real life. Nobody gets it though because they only know the Jar Jar Abram universe.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We Are Borg 478 sorry about that. Its pretty hard to understand considering i havent seen TNG for a long time. I was actually a kid when i started watching it. Thought it was cool but i did not understand it. Same with stargate.

  • @Blahbevava
    @Blahbevava 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    Somewhere Wesley smiled when Picard was told to shut up.

  • @thelockenbubi7117
    @thelockenbubi7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Of course, this is a simulation, but it‘s kinda sad hearing Picard being deeply hurt and angry, but also trying to keep up the integrity and respect on the bridge.

  • @UwUYT
    @UwUYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "you said I can't, you used a contraction didn't you!"
    *proceeds to ignore all the there's, it's and other contractions data has used in the past while still being in the normal character*

    • @thatlsk
      @thatlsk ปีที่แล้ว

      Data can't use contractions.

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thatlsk yes but he did in earlier seasons, probably before that rule was added

    • @Sky_Guy
      @Sky_Guy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@UwUYT And he did in later seasons, which I absolutely don't blame them for. It was a dumb rule, and it's nearly impossible for the writers or Brent Spiner to follow without error. They aren't robots, after all.

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sky_Guy definitely agree.

  • @joegrimes9232
    @joegrimes9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    "Mr Data, have you ever been to Mardi Gras?"
    "Sir?"
    " Then who was the Cowboy? Can a houseplant save someone's life? Have you ever put on someone elses coat by misake and got more than you bagained for?"
    "I do not unders-"
    "You can't don't even try!"

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @Imperial Judesmen138 Jonathan Frakes was also in another show called fact or fiction. It became a huge meme when people would take things Frakes said on the show out of context. Those are some of the things he said

    • @chuckromano859
      @chuckromano859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dogs barking,can't fly without umbrella!!!

    • @kevinstull8552
      @kevinstull8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Mr. Data, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

    • @chuckromano859
      @chuckromano859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kevinstull8552 3

    • @AZAce1064
      @AZAce1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Data, why is a mouse when it spins? Because the higher the fewer commander.

  • @Laconic913
    @Laconic913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    Let's see, yep, typical Riker episode.
    Picard episode: either something from his past or something from THE past (archaeology/history)
    Data episode: Wants to be more than a robot
    Worf episode: Struggle to live up to Klingon heritage
    Geordi episode: Geordi trying not to be a loser
    Troi episode: Wishing she was anything but a ship's counselor and/or momma issues
    Riker episode: Riker loses his mind

    • @WaterCrane
      @WaterCrane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      Wesley Crusher episode: "Shut up, Wesley!", saves the ship and the day, everyone hates him even more!

    • @deathmwauthzyx3537
      @deathmwauthzyx3537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @Laconic913 Picard had several episodes involving diplomacy and relations, first contact roles, arbitration....Data was already more than a robot, he's an android.....Nailed the Worf, sorta right about Geordi, Nailed the Troi, Riker has many episodes where he fights, commands the ship in combat, away missions, investigative roles, tutors, one ups rivals in competition, chases Troi around for her affection....

    • @heretic3935
      @heretic3935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      That's not fair. Riker had one of the best episodes ever, where he was part of an officer exchange program with the Klingons. He went over to a Klingon ship to be their XO, it was amazing.

    • @samuelwaymon
      @samuelwaymon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      You could add,"Riker trying to bone anything that seems to be intelligent life".

    • @aussj4link
      @aussj4link 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@samuelwaymon Riker is very Kirk-eske in that regard lol

  • @roysreceptive
    @roysreceptive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Riker: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
    Data: “Well, as..”
    Riker: “Shut up. Don’t even try.”

    • @eliekurtz
      @eliekurtz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the look of shock and betrayal on Fake Picard's face. Damnit Will, you really hurt his feelings!

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Even when it's just a holo-character, Deanna still manages to be Captain Bleeding Obvious.

    • @kakashi76767
      @kakashi76767 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      PlasmaMongoose PlasmaMongoose, I can sense with my empathic powers that you dislike Deanna. Maybe we should discuss your feelings in therapy.

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PlasmaMongoose her character was far more useful in season one, also they kinda lamed data out after then, sure his character grew but they totally just started to ignore his android advantages

    • @benmasta5814
      @benmasta5814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      monster x so did u just like not watch the show or something? I never found myself saying "why didnt data.." basically ever lol.
      so yeah, just sounds like ur talkin outta ur ass lol

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ben Masta go back and watch season one and two data was very agile and strong, Diana telepethpy was actually usefully as well

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ben Masta and you clearly are talking out of your ass.

  • @enricoharris1365
    @enricoharris1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    I love how he went hard on everyone else and just tells Deanna to back off. Even as a falsehood he still has the feels.

    • @ZaGoudou
      @ZaGoudou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Symptom of simpdom

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah, I'm sure it was the possibilities of Holodeck Deanna Troi. You don't want to piss her off.

    • @lloydnicholls1439
      @lloydnicholls1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It's not weak to have feels, don't hate on love.

    • @ZaGoudou
      @ZaGoudou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lloydnicholls1439 Agreed. Of course there are different kinds of love. Maybe Riker went easy on the illusory Deanna because he didn't have anything in particular to say to such an obvious simulation. Riker 'loves' all his friends, in different ways. Also The Enterprise Herself. Imagine someone imitating your home and friends and pretending to know what they all are about. So I think Riker maintained his composure pretty well overall in that situation.

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ZaGoudou ^ Modern political stupidity/terminology being brought to where it doesn't belong and isn't welcome.

  • @kierancowface
    @kierancowface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how the music escalates, it gets higher and more... dramatic when Riker says shut up at about 1:32. It really adds to the big reveal Riker is making and his frustration at what's happening.

  • @stapler942
    @stapler942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Will, I sense how upset you are. You're angry and impatient."
    "Well, Deanna checks out at least."

  • @michiganjack1337
    @michiganjack1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    I love that even though he is 99.9% sure that this is all a charade he still doesn't quite tell Deanna to piss off in the same manner as everyone else. One of the greatest Star Trek moments imo.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have to shut down the warp engines so we will be stuck on the neutral zone captain

    • @jeffnaslund
      @jeffnaslund 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He loves her

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jeffnaslund does he or does he love the idea of her?

    • @michael.barlow
      @michael.barlow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@raven4k998 Who really ever knows

    • @lookupverazhou8599
      @lookupverazhou8599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@raven4k998 How can you love anything but an idea of someone? Other people are only ideas in your head. That is as real as they get. If you love the idea of someone, then you love them.

  • @Cptn.Viridian
    @Cptn.Viridian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "Will I sense how upset you are"
    I love how this is literally something she would say and Riker doesn't even contest that.

    • @johnradford7999
      @johnradford7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats because he wants a fuck later lol ...

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s because she always says useless and obvious things.

    • @TheClintonio
      @TheClintonio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@theylivewesleep.5139
      Alien: "I WILL KILL YOU AND CONSUME YOUR CORPSE"
      Troy: "I sense hostility and anger".
      A part of me wonders if she's just there to explain emotions to emotionally stunted people in the audience.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheClintonio all I can say is that the episode where she loses her powers is both really funny and really annoying.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theylivewesleep.5139 its not useless. It's called paraphrasing and a commonly used communication technique by medical professionals. You reflect what a person said to ensure you understood them and/ or to reflect their own emotions back to them, thus helping them to recognize and therefore deal with their emotional state.

  • @stewarthonnorhonnor6484
    @stewarthonnorhonnor6484 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Truly fantastic. One of the best epiosdes ever. " ..as in close your mouth" that was shockin.
    Loved ths since the day it aired.

  • @videos4mydad
    @videos4mydad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I sense you are angry and impatient"
    You know, I sensed that as well.

  • @AstroTrain100
    @AstroTrain100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Riker "Worf where did you get that scar?"
    Worf " in Combat"
    Riker "What Battle?"
    Worf " when I was captured by the Jem'hadar"
    Riker - "When?"
    Worf - "when I served on DS9"
    Riker "which sector?"
    Worf " it was in the Gamma Quadrant sir"
    Riker " Oh, Sorry Mr. Worf"

    • @murf0118
      @murf0118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Mathieu Champagne That would be Yavin 4.

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      murf0118 it is battle of yavin as in the gas giant and it’s moons, not just yavin 4

    • @yuzzem64
      @yuzzem64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But that wouldn't have happened yet

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "On DS9? Don't you mean Deep Space Nine?"

    • @alexhetherington8028
      @alexhetherington8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha

  • @81Mace81
    @81Mace81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    "Will I... sense you have a beard"

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Needs more Likes..🤣

    • @PrimalIceAlpha
      @PrimalIceAlpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She's incapable of that level of competence.

    • @TheAction187
      @TheAction187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will got a beard, Picard got a beard.....oh my god Avengers stole the beard thing from TNG

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheAction187 What's worse is if you watch through the original series of Star Trek, you will notice that TNG stole or remade the theme from several episodes.

    • @corwinchapman4565
      @corwinchapman4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's her name?

  • @toddblack8029
    @toddblack8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Geordi gave Number 1 that side eye like he was about to go full Detroit on that fool.

  • @zechariahdymond4358
    @zechariahdymond4358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just 2 minutes of the show and it was still awesome

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    Anyone else notice how much eye acting LeVar Burton is doing?
    "I have eyes everyone. . . . I HAVE EYES!!!"

    • @thatguy-bm1kc
      @thatguy-bm1kc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      (Hums to myself, "Take a look, it's in a book..." ) 😏

    • @GaryGuagliardoJr
      @GaryGuagliardoJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      LeVar actually mentions this once in a behind the scenes clip. Something about how much of a challenge it was for him (who uses his eyes a lot in his acting, paraphrasing here) to act on a show where they are hidden all the time.
      So essentially, he's probably moving his eyes around like that even behind his VISOR lol.

    • @FatalJay
      @FatalJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It'sGood they said he always hated wearing the visor

    • @johnnyhb89
      @johnnyhb89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Considering everything can be explained away on that show with science jargon, I like to think every episode Geordie could have had his visor done away with, but they kept it just to mess with the actor. There are like filing cabinets full of unused scripts where Geordie got new eyes only to have a __________ (warp core explosion, Spot the cat, transporter malfunction, etc) blind him again.

    • @andrewwblanchard6037
      @andrewwblanchard6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@johnnyhb89
      🐯
      MEOW DUDE
      GEORDI :
      " DAMN CAT "
      🐯
      " THERE GOES MY NEW EYES "
      👀
      " BACK TO THE VISOR "
      👓

  • @mybocks3
    @mybocks3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    What I don't get is if they were fakes, *how was Troi so amazingly perceptive? She knew **_exactly_** what Riker was feeling.*

    • @p.w.5199
      @p.w.5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I KNOW!!!! truly amazing !!!!

    • @bcatypical
      @bcatypical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well, she knew the words to say, at least.

    • @roninmarketing4048
      @roninmarketing4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The child could read his mind

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Considering he had just irreparably ripped into 4 of his closest companions and basically ruined career at Starfleet, it wouldn’t take a Betazoid to pick up on his emotional state.

    • @skaie.
      @skaie. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      /r whoosh

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For some reason I always loved any episode that centred on Riker. I always enjoyed seeing him save the day and this was one of his finest moments.

  • @MarcelVerheijden
    @MarcelVerheijden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Andreas Katsulas as a Romulan commander Tomalak, what a fantastic actor, may he rest in peace.

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    "Shut up! As in, close your mouth and stop talking." LMAO

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Best comeback ever!!

    • @BobM925
      @BobM925 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      alucard624 Yup. I actually remembered and used that very line during an argument at work a while back. It worked too!

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think he wanted to own Picard a long time ago.

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Deanna, back off.

    • @SpazzyMcGee1337
      @SpazzyMcGee1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He was testing the whole bridge crew but he simply told Picard to shut up. It's like he had been wanting to say that for years! XD

  • @momentary_
    @momentary_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Riker: I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking.
    Picard: Get my belt.

    • @TheCheriashley
      @TheCheriashley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Matrix29bear That would be the best ever use of the "Fire at Will" phrase. XD

  • @patrickasplund
    @patrickasplund ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Deanna has such insightful commentary. I had no idea he was upset! It really brought the scene together!

  • @reviewaccount469
    @reviewaccount469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing, I saw that scene only once when I was a kid when the episode premiered, and I still remember it today.

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    Riker's biggest tip off should've been that their uniform style hasnt changed at all in the last 16 years.

    • @trogdorrules
      @trogdorrules 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      For real, Starfleet uniforms change like every few years.

    • @KnightRanger38
      @KnightRanger38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      There might have been a extremely small chance that the uniform had gone back to the way it was 16 years previously - but yes it does seem that the group that designs the uniforms get some sort of bribe from the companies that make them...

    • @jshariff786
      @jshariff786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The original series movie-era uniforms were in use for decades. From late-23rd century until well into the mid-24th. Clearly occasionally Starfleet likes a design and decides if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    • @wcoleman99
      @wcoleman99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KnightRanger38 well considering geordi had the alternate timeline uniform after yesterday's enterprise, I'd be wondering why he had the same uniform as everyone else

    • @RandomRandom-um1wi
      @RandomRandom-um1wi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The comm badges changed though.

  • @svarupa
    @svarupa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    i really admire counselor Troi's empathic abilities. i wouldn't have noticed he was upset and angry...

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, that was not really her, it was a holographic simulation of her.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheNoiseySpectator it was the most realistic part of the simulation.

  • @fenwayrefugee3486
    @fenwayrefugee3486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moon light?"

  • @randombarbarian5637
    @randombarbarian5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'I said SHUT UP! As in close your mouth and stop talking!'... I laughed so hard at that

  • @Binford8100
    @Binford8100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence."
    Wish I could say that about my co-workers...

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Binford8100: You must work in a call center. :D

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wish I could say that about my boss....

    • @uruiamnot
      @uruiamnot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try me!

    • @chrisguy6301
      @chrisguy6301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They need to know.

    • @DT-hp8de
      @DT-hp8de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, my co-workers are capable of exactly that level of incompetence. lol

  • @RockBrentwood
    @RockBrentwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    2:08 Riker breathed an audible sigh of relief. "Oh good, it's *only* Romulan detainment. It could be worse. For a while, I was starting to get a little worried that that might have been the real captain!"

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or that a little boy alien might have been watching him in the can

    • @beepthemeep12
      @beepthemeep12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well shit, I just told my mentor and superior to shut up and called my engineer incompetent. Fuck.

    • @ernestbrown9660
      @ernestbrown9660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "For a while, I was starting to get a little worried that that might have been the real captain!"
      ...just wait 25 years.

    • @andrewheagwood5950
      @andrewheagwood5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MegaZeta they're Romulans. Yes, they watched him take a dump.

  • @timberwolf27
    @timberwolf27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the Romulan over his left shoulder at the end...standing 45o to the floor

  • @Arastmaus
    @Arastmaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Remember when Star Trek had cool stories and weird mysteries instead of murder, explosions and terrible attempts at "quirky" humour?

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    0:45 Riker: Worf, tell me how you got those scars
    Worf: My father was a drinker, and a fiend....

    • @dar89ren
      @dar89ren  8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      why so serious?

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Or it could be he had a beautiful wife. Who tells him he worries too much. Who tells him he ought to smile more.

    • @OAleathaO
      @OAleathaO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the family Bat'leth to defend herself. He doesn't like that....not...one...bit.

    • @joemasters2270
      @joemasters2270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Father drank too much blood wine

    • @communistsociety
      @communistsociety 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Aleatha Vogel hahaha

  • @IanDoesMagic
    @IanDoesMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "Will I sense how upset you are," how could they copy her incredible empathic powers???

    • @jove1155
      @jove1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Guinan really should have taken her job when she lost her powers.

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have a 3 year old boot that can copy her powers.

    • @thebookwasbetter3650
      @thebookwasbetter3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I use that line on my girlfriend when shes angry.

    • @IanDoesMagic
      @IanDoesMagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Amy Wade You must be thinking of modern trek...

    • @fuckgoogle3516
      @fuckgoogle3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Hindsight from South Park

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Will, i sense how upset you are. You're angry and impatient"
    you cant deny it, the women has a gift.

  • @richardcordell4660
    @richardcordell4660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riker: Shut up!
    Picard: I beg your pardon
    Riker: I said Shut up! As in close your mouth and stop talking!
    One of the greatest line ever in this series