Jonathan Frakes Interrogates You

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  • @HD-xt6cq
    @HD-xt6cq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7803

    I'd like to imagine these are all part of one big mystery

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Oh my dog

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      THANOS

    • @Regularguy220
      @Regularguy220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Does this story seem possible?

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      The mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid is the key

    • @Regularguy220
      @Regularguy220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @John Acosta youre right, its fiction

  • @SB-129
    @SB-129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10742

    "Is it possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live?"
    Definitely sounds like the premise to a Pixar movie.

    • @TheRealEthanavos
      @TheRealEthanavos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Oh wait... those are just the Rio movies holy shit

    • @SB-129
      @SB-129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@TheRealEthanavos XD I forgot those movies existed!

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      it's been confirmed Pixar's next movie will be about industrial society and its future

    • @eastmeetswestpresents6923
      @eastmeetswestpresents6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was the story that was presented in that episode told to be true or false?

    • @Dani_Vintage
      @Dani_Vintage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This was my favorite line! 🤣😂

  • @SeanBn
    @SeanBn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    When you don't know the correct evidence to present in Ace Attorney so you just keep pressing

    • @Doctorrr_
      @Doctorrr_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It's been two years, but may I just say, this made me laugh 😅

    • @beesinpyjamas9617
      @beesinpyjamas9617 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      is it possible a parrot could testify in a murder trial

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My man

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ace attorney and Beyond Belief fan? You are a catch

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@beesinpyjamas9617it would be very Phoenix Wright to interrogate a plant.

  • @Vladimir66616
    @Vladimir66616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3948

    “The test wont be that hard”
    The test:

    • @SudokuPUA
      @SudokuPUA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @LP-tf7cy
      @LP-tf7cy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Make an unsolved murder an SAT question and we'll have the killer found by September.

    • @jin6000
      @jin6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHAHAHhahahahgahaga, comment of the century.

    • @kristjanpeil
      @kristjanpeil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like it how you ended your remark with a colon...

  • @TheFantasticJoe
    @TheFantasticJoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14525

    Sir I don't know I'm just a McDonald's employee.

    • @GabbasaurusRex
      @GabbasaurusRex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      "Now, would you like to Super Size your meal? Because I kind of need to get the line moving."

    • @ranpoolz
      @ranpoolz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Oh. Is it too late to order breakfast?

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "I sell balloons, kid."

    • @Cx10110100
      @Cx10110100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ranpoolz Is it 10 am?

    • @theuniversedoesntcare
      @theuniversedoesntcare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Would you like that for here, or to go?

  • @imnotabeetleiswear6549
    @imnotabeetleiswear6549 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    0:23 "Was the sewing machine taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother?" You can see him almost laugh at how dumb that line is, I love Johnathan Frakes so much

    • @jdrvargo287
      @jdrvargo287 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Which is saying something, since most of these lines sound like the dialog in dreams where everything makes sense, yet makes no sense.

    • @codiak2680
      @codiak2680 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I can almost see Frakes mentally tell himself: "Hold strong and remember you're a professional" .

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i have heard bidens grandmother
      idk why

    • @graysonrogers-barnes6302
      @graysonrogers-barnes6302 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can hear it a little, too-

    • @phexus82
      @phexus82 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      There's that slight Frakes glint in his eye that barely takes shape there at the end.

  • @pungaking
    @pungaking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6354

    *What about the mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid?*

    • @plasticweapon
      @plasticweapon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      my favorite.

    • @juicerock960
      @juicerock960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dead

    • @RBKluuzGH
      @RBKluuzGH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      *Was it really the nanny?*

    • @pungaking
      @pungaking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@RBKluuzGH It's a total fabrication

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Go on, Riker, don't leave us hanging on that....

  • @tylerjacobson8012
    @tylerjacobson8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4603

    It sounds like we’re discussing a really crazy case we’re trying to solve. The barbecue lid is still our prime suspect.

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      We've got a sewing machine giving a statement in the other room right now.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      But then... how do you explain the bullet hole in the phone?

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@pentelegomenon1175 the barbecue lid must’ve used a gun since the plant identified it as the murderer, the real question would be is the old woman in on it too?

    • @Ralph_Sandwich
      @Ralph_Sandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@robertdevito5001 but who ate Hals food then?

    • @matthewwheeler469
      @matthewwheeler469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jbwarner8626 You can't trust the sewing machine. It's being controlled by the spirit of Byron's grandmother.

  • @zachludolph8154
    @zachludolph8154 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    “What about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?” Gets me every time

    • @arthuxxnuke97
      @arthuxxnuke97 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Straight after who the heck ate the food XD

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What about the Wookiee attack on the barbecue lid?

    • @Gelatinocyte2
      @Gelatinocyte2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "You broke my grill?"

    • @CaptainJZH
      @CaptainJZH 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Almost sounds like he's struggling with that line too lol

  • @wemadethatoneup...1952
    @wemadethatoneup...1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6731

    *Was the sewing machine taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother?*

    • @jamiehail5974
      @jamiehail5974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      best one

    • @spangeman3994
      @spangeman3994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      It's fact, a similar event happened to a young man in the pacific north west about 20 years ago

    • @WTFBOOMDOOM
      @WTFBOOMDOOM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Was the old sewing machine in on it too?

    • @xbjrrtc
      @xbjrrtc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WTFBOOMDOOM 😂 😂 😂

    • @aydubzer0
      @aydubzer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      He looks like he’s trying so hard not to laugh at how absurd that line is lol

  • @sallybradshaw4576
    @sallybradshaw4576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

    Nobody expects the Jonathan Frakes inquisition

    • @OGFlipperbaby
      @OGFlipperbaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      this deserves far more upvotes.

    • @AAdams456
      @AAdams456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @NotDuncan
      @NotDuncan ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise!

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@NotDuncan His two main weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency

    • @ClarinoI
      @ClarinoI ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ethanlivemere1162 His three main weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Picard.

  • @sarahgrisetti3915
    @sarahgrisetti3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2198

    Years ago I was really sick in the hospital and feeling down. I ended up discovering this amazing show and binge watched. The housekeeping lady kept coming to "clean" just so she could watch with me and we could discuss our theories! Thank you Jonathon Frakes and housekeeping lady for getting me through that time.

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Damn that's cool!

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @Apsoy Pike Beyond Belief, the show went on from 1997 to 2002

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Apsoy Pike you're welcome

    • @AverageMichaelJordans
      @AverageMichaelJordans ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The truth is that it was the housekeeping lady all along!!!

    • @raggededge82
      @raggededge82 ปีที่แล้ว

      how was the sex?

  • @StabYourBrain
    @StabYourBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    "What really happened here?"
    "I don't kno-"
    "WHO IS THE COWBOY WHO CONFRONTED JOHNNY AND LARRY THAT NIGHT?!"
    "What Cowboy?!"
    "IS THE OLD WOMAN IN ON IT TOO?!"

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      You still haven't told us your explanation for the mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid. I'm afraid you're under arrest, you have the right to remain confused.

    • @scac94
      @scac94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@irieite9666 was it really the nanny?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      But then how do you explain the bullet hole in his phone?

    • @psychomammoth9640
      @psychomammoth9640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best way to confuse someone when bursting into a room to interrogate someone.

    • @beige1831
      @beige1831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can a plant, really, identify a murderer?

  • @captainhobo1234567
    @captainhobo1234567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    "I can explain--"
    "No, you CAN'T, don't even try!"

    • @CesarJoseee
      @CesarJoseee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      SHUT UP

    • @pwnedshift1
      @pwnedshift1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@CesarJoseee i beg your pardon?

    • @CyrusKazan
      @CyrusKazan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@pwnedshift1 I said shut up! As in close your mouth and stop talking!

    • @mikehunt3688
      @mikehunt3688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      DrayvenValore Will, I sense how upset you are. You're angry, and impatient.

    • @NyscanRohid
      @NyscanRohid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@mikehunt3688 Back off. Well, would anyone else like to speak up? Or shall we end this charade?

  • @ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150
    @ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    *So, I may have just spent 2 hours concocting a story which lines up to his questioning.*
    In short, Byron (The Cowboy) confronts Johnny and Larry, likely to rob them. He is assisted by Grandma (The Nanny, Old Woman). Whilst Hal is away, the Doctor gasses Danny by use of the milk bucket. Whilst Danny is hallucinating, Grandma eats Hal's food, which is a fertilized octopus egg with a side of Barbeque Sauce. Under the watch of a Parrot (The Plant), Grandma is killed by the Doctor and the Morgue Attendant. The Parrot reports this to Byron's Wife (Young Girl), who is overjoyed. The Doctor sends an email to Byron's Wife, discussing plans to deal with Byron. The Doctor drugs Byron, causing him to gain amnesia. Whilst on the phone, likely with the Doctor, Byron is shot by his Wife, straight through the phone. The Morgue Attendant, whilst disposing of Grandma (and Byron), discovers the ingested egg growing in her body.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak ปีที่แล้ว

      None of this explains how the doctor was able to send email without a computer. Nice try globalists

    • @pizzaeater8905
      @pizzaeater8905 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Perfect.

    • @ataraxxx
      @ataraxxx ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This guy really beliefs!

    • @aleksanderdreyar9845
      @aleksanderdreyar9845 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      when did grandmother possessed the sewing machine? btw i laughed throughout the whole theory

    • @ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150
      @ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@aleksanderdreyar9845 I can only imagine she possessed it after her passing, possibly before the ingested egg was found.

  • @StrangeQuark
    @StrangeQuark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12332

    Her: " I bet he's thinking about other women"
    Him: "Can a fertilized octopus egg ingested into the human system actually grow inside the body?"

    • @JesusChrist-qw3zt
      @JesusChrist-qw3zt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      First thing I think about when I wake up and last thing I think about before bed. And then every second in between.

    • @Amarganeitor
      @Amarganeitor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      I bet Japan can answer that question...

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@Amarganeitor : Are you a man of culture? 🤔

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Oh God, I wish I could like this comment 100 times.

    • @runetide
      @runetide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Do you think she would be relieved at knowing his true thoughts, or would she wish he had just been thinking about other women?

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    “Can a plant really identify a murderer?”
    *Cautiously looks at nearby plant*

    • @CLxJames
      @CLxJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *Mark Wahlberg in The Happening intensifies*

    • @NikeAureliusSnow
      @NikeAureliusSnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you I fell over reading this 🤣🤣

    • @Eurekanation1
      @Eurekanation1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      not if they know whats good for them

    • @chrisdoucet5064
      @chrisdoucet5064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Could a human conveniently forget to water a snitch plant? Watch yourself, succulent. You depend on me.

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chrisdoucet5064 I love how you chose a plant type that doesn't require much water.

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Sir, please just tell me your order, there's a line forming behind you."

  • @Z10ZeeTen
    @Z10ZeeTen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7017

    “How was the doctor able to send email without a computer” really puts into perspective how long ago this show aired

    • @banskulad4136
      @banskulad4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Phone is a computer too hm

    • @meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon8240
      @meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      @@banskulad4136 phones werent computers in the 90s you dumbfuck

    • @EnzeruAnimeFan
      @EnzeruAnimeFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      using a smartphone atm and completely forgot it capable of email til you said that (i even just used gmail)

    • @banskulad4136
      @banskulad4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon8240 shit dude u right

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Handheld computers, or PDAs, like the Palm Pilot were new in the 90's. Modern phones are basically just those but better, but we call them phones because that was the original hook in their marketing.

  • @MrValeska
    @MrValeska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    *Is it possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live?*

    • @WTFBOOMDOOM
      @WTFBOOMDOOM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      A parrot would cure my depression.

    • @dndboy13
      @dndboy13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      almost certain that is a movie

    • @Yeiyn343
      @Yeiyn343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buenos Dias! ;-)

    • @CoolDima09
      @CoolDima09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I heard "parent"

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Reminded of MGS2 now.

  • @halfmoon4163
    @halfmoon4163 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    ASMR Roleplay: Commander Riker Interrogates You, the Suspicious New Ensign

    • @MissMadCherry
      @MissMadCherry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Good one, Mon Capitan

  • @jones4308
    @jones4308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Alright, Number One, I admit it. I was the cowboy the confronted Johnny and Larry that night. And I would have gotten away with it too if I wasn't for that meddling plant.

    • @StabYourBrain
      @StabYourBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yeah, but was the old woman in on it too?

    • @nerdiestmaximus
      @nerdiestmaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@StabYourBrain What about the mysterious behavior of the barbeque lid?

    • @frikitiki5403
      @frikitiki5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Then how do you explain the bullet hole on the phone?

    • @mikey7257
      @mikey7257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Does this story seem possible?

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ok but how was the Doctor able to send e-mail without a computer. Was the morgue attendant in on it to?

  • @kaarpiv375
    @kaarpiv375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    I... Look man, I don't remember much from that day...

    • @kaarpiv375
      @kaarpiv375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hey, I've got no reason to lie to you! I want outta here just as much as you want me out.

    • @anarchist135
      @anarchist135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I cannot confirm or deny at this time that i saw or did not see mr sikes on the day of the incident

    • @bernardenorth
      @bernardenorth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So that Commander Pike trial still going on huh

    • @KZ-hu9uj
      @KZ-hu9uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment is so good

    • @echoplots8058
      @echoplots8058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then how do you explain the bullet hole in this phone?

  • @Akerfeldtfan
    @Akerfeldtfan ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Putting these on 50-75% speed makes him sound drunk as hell and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @visiblepixels4632
      @visiblepixels4632 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Everyone should do this. You will never laugh harder.

    • @Nargon46
      @Nargon46 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Underrated comment, I just tried this and it's thr best thing I've ever watched 😂

    • @09razpup
      @09razpup หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You can do this on almost any video and it will make it so much funnier

  • @GymMasterAlex
    @GymMasterAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    Met Jonathan Frakes at Galaxycon two or so weeks ago. He said he enjoys the Beyond Belief memes. Keep it up.

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Do people go up to him at Cons and just start asking these kind of nonsense questions?

    • @GymMasterAlex
      @GymMasterAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      harizotoh7 I mean, maybe? But I asked him about Beyond Belief, and the first thing he mentioned were the memes and how it was crazy that the show was getting popular again because of them, so someone had to have shown them to him.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@harizotoh7 Uh, yeah, kind of what being a fan is all about? It's not like people have any illusions as to suddenly becoming friends with the guy at a Con in one sitting.

    • @GymMasterAlex
      @GymMasterAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Hector If you thought we made this one up, we fooled you. It's fact.

    • @HurrikinProductions
      @HurrikinProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Do you believe that story?

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    0:23 he can barely contain his laughter for this one

    • @cchrisYouTube
      @cchrisYouTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      W

    • @captain_hat6247
      @captain_hat6247 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I would be cracking up over the “mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid”.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@captain_hat6247"is this story... true?"

  • @MtnMania
    @MtnMania ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Picard "Welcome to the Enterprise, Ensign. My first Officer, Commander Riker, has some questions for you before you can officially be enlisted..."

  • @Beercorn86
    @Beercorn86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9146

    Frakes: “Could Danny have been hallucinating?”
    Me: “Sure, I guess so...”
    Frakes: “But if Dan was hallucinating... who ate Hal’s food?”
    Me: “Damn it.”

    • @jbloun911
      @jbloun911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      i did

    • @Bonesaw_McGraw
      @Bonesaw_McGraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahahahaha

    • @topramen5344
      @topramen5344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      The ole bait and switch

    • @kristjanpeil
      @kristjanpeil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jbloun911 No, *I* am Spartacus!

    • @BEEEELEEEE
      @BEEEELEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jbloun911 You liar, it was me

  • @AJamJammy
    @AJamJammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    It's even more amazing when you imagine that all of this is linked to one single crime.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Talk about your overly complicated plans.

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats the joke

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Butch Cassiddy confronted Johnny and Larry but he wasn't truly confronting them he was trying to help them.
      An old woman was in on it too her and the cowboy were trying to warn them that their friend Danny had eaten magic mushrooms and was hallucinating.
      In his delirium he ate Hals food which was a fertilised Octopus egg.
      The mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid was purely a visual hallucination of Dan's.
      The Nanny was a red herring. She told Dan she would go on the mushroom spirit quest with him but she never actually ate her portion.
      This story is not just possible Jonathan its true, you just have to think outside the box.
      The morgue attendant was in on the deception of Dan, he warned the nanny about some bodies he attended to who had died from a mushroom trip gone wrong.
      There were no gases in the milk bucket, the activity was another audio and visual hallucination of Dan's.
      The doctor used his phone to send the email.
      Yes.
      The sewing machine had in fact been possessed by the spirit of Byrons Grandmother.
      I don't care what that damn plant is telling you Jonathan it was the octopus not me.
      Its very possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live.
      The sisters husband Dan was not suffering from Amnesia, it was the magic mushrooms how many times must I tell you Jonathan?
      The doctor was angry at his folly at sending such an egregious email that he opened fire on his phone.
      Yes Jonathan the story is completely true.
      You should ask Dan if a fertilised Octopus egg can hatch inside a human body. Oh wait you can't, he is dead from small internal wounds in his intestine.
      Now that wraps everything up Jonathan so if I'm not under arrest I think I will be on my way unless you have other eyeball witness statements, an oak tree perhaps.... or maybe a Rose bush ID'd me at the location?

    • @AllenGray47
      @AllenGray47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I almost want to write such a crazy tale

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ace attorney be like:

  • @justaghostinthesea
    @justaghostinthesea 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:37 I like to imagine that the bullethole in the phone is entirely unrelated and has just been giving Johnathon a real headache lately

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    “Do you believe this story?”
    I dunno the plant is an unreliable witness

  • @McBlah1976
    @McBlah1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "But what about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?" I NEED TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS STORY RIGHT NOW

    • @Sarah-ei8po
      @Sarah-ei8po ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I freaking died 😂😂😂

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If you actually want context, that's from S03E07, when he's talking about the fourth story, "Cook Out".

  • @leonc9760
    @leonc9760 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Can a plant really identify a murderer?”
    -the sunflower is a snitch!

  • @SaintDelilah
    @SaintDelilah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I love imagining that this is all part of one whole conspiracy. Some cowboy, suspected to be the nanny shot a mans phone as he was calling the police after he was forcefully fed an octopus egg he thought was medicine for the hallucinations he was having when he thought the barbecue sauce lid was acting strange after inhaling fumes from a milk container. But in reality the doctor never sent out prescriptions for the meds it was the morgue attendant, his sisters husband who faked amnesia for the incident, who was in on it as well. All of this just to steal a mans lunch. And to think they could have gotten away with it had it not been for the plant police informant.

    • @miep3934
      @miep3934 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is modern day madlibs

    • @rafe7625
      @rafe7625 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Easy there, Nick. Save it for cross examination against Edgeworth

    • @jessebarnes5411
      @jessebarnes5411 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dear God the plant all along?

    • @Boss_Scaggz
      @Boss_Scaggz ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank God the parrot gave the doctor's sister the will to live.

    • @minetruly
      @minetruly ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was epic.

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "How was the doctor able to send an email without a computer?" "Let me explain, Granddad"

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes how he did it ?!!

    • @nilefly
      @nilefly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      smart phones are computers

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      pretty sure this show aired before smartphones

    • @ironberserk2175
      @ironberserk2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scsi_joe exactly

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemo-x I doubt it. The doctor in that story didn't have a cellphone

  • @udim7284
    @udim7284 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

  • @Deadralord777
    @Deadralord777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    At .5 speed he sounds like a stoner who just watched an Arthouse film and is asking his friend who isn’t high what all the symbolism and unanswered questions meant

    • @natejo82
      @natejo82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Half speed is hilarious! Thanks.

    • @bootblacking
      @bootblacking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Every Frakes video should be watched at .5 speed

    • @literaryloser4470
      @literaryloser4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bootblacking this is like my fourth at half speed it's a spiritual journey

    • @levimcglinchey5843
      @levimcglinchey5843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ..w..who ate Hal's food?!

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahah

  • @lexbluecairn6356
    @lexbluecairn6356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Black Mirror season 6 pitches.

  • @chrisrobson5101
    @chrisrobson5101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Could you imagine being interrogated and everything he’s just said is pertinent to a conspiracy you’re involved in
    “Shit he’s on to me”

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Number One, get out of that holodeck! You've been in there for three months!"

    • @chrisdoucet5064
      @chrisdoucet5064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Waaait, I haven't even gotten around to feeding the crew of Enterprise NX-01 yet!"

    • @kristjanpeil
      @kristjanpeil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisdoucet5064 It's a happy dislike :D

  • @M2Mil7er
    @M2Mil7er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dammit man, I just commented that and noticed you did already! Bravo!

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *have you ever gone a-wandering beneath the pale blue sky

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"

    • @louiscyphre9003
      @louiscyphre9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not this time.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "...or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?"

  • @HemTheGoblin
    @HemTheGoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel like he ends more conversations than you'd think just suddenly holding a guitar

  • @clamoringrisotto
    @clamoringrisotto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Do you believe this story?"
    *Plays a sick electric guitar solo*

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Jonathan Frakes: better get to sleep. Long day tomorrow.
    Jonathan Frakes' brain:

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When the teacher says "Any questions?".

  • @JimTheCurator
    @JimTheCurator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Frakes: Could a plant really identify a murderer?
    Plant: *points his leaf* That's him, mister officer.

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jim, the Curator Pirahna Plant’s a snitch! 😨

    • @theuniversedoesntcare
      @theuniversedoesntcare 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lrl

    • @bamb0ostick
      @bamb0ostick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That plant will probably have to testify in court too.

    • @Toxodos
      @Toxodos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's basically how the story actually went, and it was supposed to be a true one lol
      Although they hooked it up to a lie detector. Maybe makes a bit more sense, something with pheromones maybe?

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That barbecue lid kinda sus

  • @ColorlessMayhem
    @ColorlessMayhem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I love how he smiles when he says the sewing machine thing like he nearly lost it

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    When the DA knows he doesn't have a case.

  • @uthertheking
    @uthertheking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Was the candle taken over by the spirit of Beverly's grandmother's lover?

    • @qwertyious
      @qwertyious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is the candle capable of mind controlling?

    • @zanforian
      @zanforian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That episode was the weirdest shit.

    • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
      @TheGameGetterKuzuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That episode just kinda.......exists. lol

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't laeght thae candle!

  • @heyj64
    @heyj64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "Do you serve the Milkman?"
    "What is the Milkman's location?"
    "What is the mission of the Milkman?"
    "What's the Milkman like? Is he nice in person?"
    "Why did you punch that little girl?"

    • @anarchist135
      @anarchist135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No
      He’s currently in Portland Oregon
      To serve milk and service lonely housewives
      Not particularly. He’s always talking about fortnite
      She was crying on an airplane. I did it for the greater good

    • @Spiritoftherain
      @Spiritoftherain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I AM THE MILK MAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS.

    • @Allomite
      @Allomite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Spiritoftherain SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY

    • @ablex7
      @ablex7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Spiritoftherain made my day

    • @Cleverconveyence
      @Cleverconveyence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a good ass reference

  • @Sh1ranu1
    @Sh1ranu1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You’re detained by the police and your either interrogated by Fraie or forced to listen to Columbo ramble about his wife, there is no escape

  • @isaacjohnson9276
    @isaacjohnson9276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    The parrot may or may not have given the little girl the will to live, but this video sure gave me the will to live another day.

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aw.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You cant die until you solve all the mysterys

  • @SagelynSeven
    @SagelynSeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    My search history at 3am.

    • @carlbar890
      @carlbar890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated 🤣

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ‘The Mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid” sounds like the title of a Goosebumps book

  • @Eveablewastaken
    @Eveablewastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    "Can a fertilized octopus egg ingested into the human system actually grow inside the body?"
    Sir this is Wendy's

    • @BROXBasher
      @BROXBasher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “Why do you have three barrels of hydrochloric acid?”

    • @Chris-cm4wn
      @Chris-cm4wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BROXBasher ahhh, homework...

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BROXBasher this is hwendy's

    • @LuxAeterna22878
      @LuxAeterna22878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Man, if only working fast food was that exciting.

    • @louiscyphre9003
      @louiscyphre9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you believe this story?.

  • @andrewpestotnik5495
    @andrewpestotnik5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Who could explain the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid" is pretty funny out of context

  • @richardlee3679
    @richardlee3679 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I adore all these Jonathan Frakes compilation vids, but there's something about this one that absolutely sends me.
    Tears of uncontrollable laughter streaming down my face.

  • @heliumtrophy
    @heliumtrophy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I keep half expecting to hear him say "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

    • @BigDogCountry
      @BigDogCountry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@CathrineMacNiel Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

    • @yesyesyesyes1600
      @yesyesyesyes1600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Roger!
      Roger: Huh?

    • @gpowell333
      @gpowell333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You ever been in a Turkish prison?

    • @jacobwallace4967
      @jacobwallace4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You like movies about gladiators?

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya ever hang around a gymnasium locker room?

  • @haley7571
    @haley7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    *"Can a fertilized egg of an octopus really grow inside the human body?”*
    I don’t know john... I don’t know...

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That sounds like something from some sick hentai...that I never watch...

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I recall reading a similar urban myth involving a lobster......

    • @thesailormercury2
      @thesailormercury2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ExtremeMadnessX or will you ?

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is literally the plot of alien

  • @conundrum9244
    @conundrum9244 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Does this story seem possible?"
    Commander Riker asking the hard questions.

  • @Retrostar619
    @Retrostar619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Was the sowing machine taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother" NGL, that one caught me offguard.

    • @alwaysOPEN4business
      @alwaysOPEN4business 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even he couldn't help but smile at the sheer absurdity of that line

    • @JiklopDave
      @JiklopDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The important question is: did Dr Crusher f*ck the spirit in the haunted sewing machine?

  • @FNGLHR
    @FNGLHR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I DON'T KNOW! OKAY? I DON'T KNOW! STOP PRESSURING ME! *SOBS PROFUSELY*

    • @SwordsmanMercenary
      @SwordsmanMercenary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tell me how many lights you see then...

    • @vestige1671
      @vestige1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *shakes you aggressively*
      WHO ATE HAL’s FOOD?!

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SwordsmanMercenary *_THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!_*

    • @SwordsmanMercenary
      @SwordsmanMercenary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Clicks button* "There are five lights!"

    • @Anthony-jo7up
      @Anthony-jo7up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      STOP COUNTING! STOP COUNTING!

  • @heathertreadaway6963
    @heathertreadaway6963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    These Jonathan Frakes compilations are just the greatest. Thank you!

  • @peepance1799
    @peepance1799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Play at half speed for a drunken Riker sparking a bar conversation.

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      octopuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss

    • @pucktoad
      @pucktoad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If Dan was hallucinating...
      Who ate Hal's food?

    • @lityerambidextrous3668
      @lityerambidextrous3668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God bless this comment

    • @joegrimes9232
      @joegrimes9232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite half speed videos to listen to are jeff goldblum. His mode of speech really makes it hilarious

  • @shiv_aka_yahia
    @shiv_aka_yahia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Powerful enough to make the innocent confess as guilty.

  • @222CBK222
    @222CBK222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    0:23 He can't even keep a straight face!
    Not this time.

  • @PoyntFury
    @PoyntFury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    *"Was the sister's husband really the victim of amnesia?"*
    Someone got caught cheating.

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The sister's husband: Did the past really happened?

    • @PsilentMusicUK
      @PsilentMusicUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then how do you explain the bullet hole in his phone?

    • @batman6621
      @batman6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes clearly got AmNosia

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I never suspected myself for a second. I’m that good, and so is Jonathon in finding out the truth.

  • @WTFBOOMDOOM
    @WTFBOOMDOOM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Can a fertilized octopus egg, ingested into the human system, actually grow inside the body?

    • @OurBenefactors
      @OurBenefactors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I fucking hope not

    • @Jungy_Mungerson
      @Jungy_Mungerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Total Fabrication

    • @TheYakkosnurse
      @TheYakkosnurse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nope. Stomach acid will kill it XD

    • @zingtea
      @zingtea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      A similar event took place.

    • @coderefactor7294
      @coderefactor7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually remember that one. Spoiler alert: Fact

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Were there gases trapped within the milk bucket that caused the activity?"
    Me: **Holding stomach** ugh, maybe.

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. You milk bucket, you.

  • @furryrug5998
    @furryrug5998 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I need a full suite of Jonathan Frakes voiced phone notifications.

  • @DoomyMacDoomface
    @DoomyMacDoomface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Mr Frakes, if you harass my client once more with these ridiculous aligations I'll throw enough cruel and unusual treatment violations at your department that it'll make your head spin. Good day, sir.

  • @Kain128
    @Kain128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    *What about the mysterious behavior of the Barbecue lid?*

    • @Azelkiel56
      @Azelkiel56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who killed Laura Palmer?

  • @kyrasoze516
    @kyrasoze516 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This feels like a Sherlock Holmes mystery where he forgets to lay off the coke when he's working.

  • @kaijujohnny
    @kaijujohnny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He looks like he’s ready to bust out laughing at any moment but in his mind he is thinking “I need to keep a straight face until the check clears.” 🤣

  • @priqq1
    @priqq1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Byron's grandmother sure does have a good sense of humor in the afterlife.

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I like how Jonathan is struggling to keep a straight face while saying that one

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?"
    It's such an intriguing line, I wanna know more.

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    What's crazy is that all these questions are from the same story

  • @ImusakHctividar
    @ImusakHctividar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Show is "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction" in case anyone wanted to know.

  • @senseweaver01
    @senseweaver01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Frakes: But if Dan was hallucinating... who ate Hal’s food?
    Me: Listen Mr Frakes, are you going to buy the Ford Fiesta or not?

    • @thespectre5403
      @thespectre5403 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he made a good point

  • @I_Am_Killer_B
    @I_Am_Killer_B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Came into this determined to hear it as a single, continuous line of questioning toward a single event. And it was beautiful.

  • @cinnamonbeardstud
    @cinnamonbeardstud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    OkCupid questionnaire be like: *WAS THE SEWING MACHINE TAKEN OVER BY THE SPIRIT OF BYRON'S GRANDMA?*

    • @gaugemceachernhunt3821
      @gaugemceachernhunt3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who was the cowboy that confronted Johnny and Larry that night?

    • @hioyagari44
      @hioyagari44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid

  • @khogetzu8429
    @khogetzu8429 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I DON'T KNOW MAN! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! 😭"

  • @TacosAreWizard
    @TacosAreWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "...do you believe this story?"
    >millisecond into strumming the guitar
    *We'll*
    *Be*
    *Right*
    *Back*

  • @peterohlhornjr
    @peterohlhornjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This makes Riker's cross examination of Data look like a joke😂😂😂

  • @RetroRuss
    @RetroRuss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Picard: "That's enough Number One!"

  • @SR-kt7jc
    @SR-kt7jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Put the video speed at 0.5 and he sounds like a retired detective who is drunkenly reliving that one case he never solved.

  • @pokemontrainerelio3648
    @pokemontrainerelio3648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I see Jonathan Frakes, I click!

  • @the.seagull.35
    @the.seagull.35 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man I don't know why, but this made me laugh harder than I have in weeks.

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    All these statements mesh into one *amazing story.*

  • @harmonicartist
    @harmonicartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Alright ALRIGHT! STOP! You win. I can’t take anymore. No matter what context or mood I hear this in, it’s absolutely hilarious

  • @neves5083
    @neves5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *When you check your friend's holodeck historic:*

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:10 Uh... hate to be that guy but... define "normal barbecue lid" behavior. I'll wait.

  • @radiofuel2733
    @radiofuel2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This show was honestly a lot of fun. Lots of fond memories watching it while I faked being sick

  • @Frankabyte
    @Frankabyte ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the being who lives inside my head and torments me at three in the morning given human form.

  • @GrumpyMustard
    @GrumpyMustard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ya know, this is one of my favorite shows but I never thought about how fucking weird some of these stories were until this video.

    • @vestige1671
      @vestige1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was this show?

    • @Meerkat040
      @Meerkat040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vestige1671 Bit late but its called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

  • @rararasputin8608
    @rararasputin8608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Me: *Tells parents about a decent life on my own.*
    My parents: Does this story seem possible?

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We made it up. It's a total fabrication.

    • @0IIIIII
      @0IIIIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not a chance

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NEVER HAPPENED

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Updoot: I failed moving out, going to wait four more months.

  • @GriffinNoel1
    @GriffinNoel1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Alright I give up I confess I ate the last cookie.

  • @UncleRed
    @UncleRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    *Do you believe an electric guitar can make me look even sexier?*

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're wrong

    • @UncleRed
      @UncleRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FrenchToast663 Woah.
      Was this also a story fabricated by the team of writers?

  • @POTUSJimmyCarter
    @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    POV: you're in an interrogation room and you're starting to suspect the detective is high as fuck