He said the same thing during his Bayonetta 2 review. I guess he really wanted him. Edit: she. What the fuck is wrong with me? EDIT: Her. What did the doctor prescribe me again?
+ShermTank7272 Bayonetta: titties, bloody violence and fetish fuel, with a confusing story; Smash Bros: sexless, cartoon violence and no fetish fuel, with no story. WAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Some people tend to miss the underlying message in his dry sarcastic and extremely humorous regular modus operandi. The message has always been that. I hope that wish of his comes true soon.
Every time I think of E3 I think of the Final Fantasy series popping its head round the corner with a big grin on its face and saying, "I'm back!". Then everyone in E3 lets out a groan and swears under their breath.
the great thing about yatzhee's reviews is that there is actual thought and intelligence behind it, even though the first we hear about it it feels like an idle rant
@@BFedie518 And I somehow just watched this one for the first time despite having been religiously watching ZP since before this episode even came out lol
I honestly don't have a problem with a game shoving you down a linear path, open world is not inherently better than linear games, and the whole RPG elements in every new game thing is getting old too.
I honestly think it's more that sandbox-type games are popular nowadays. As an RPG fan who loves games with choices, I've been disappointed with recent games such as Skyrim. I like branching pathways, not a bunch of quests that barely have anything to do with any other quests. Perhaps it's the open sandbox "do whatever you want" elements that are "in" these days.
skyrim is more like make your own path some side uests that dont relate are , well EVERYWHERE but the main guids , you choose which ones to do , same with Which revolution side you side with , Then theres the main dragon thing is you can do it al if you want, but if you do like the mage guild youll kinda ruin a non mage char
That's what I didn't care for in Skyrim though. Most of the quests don't relate; there are a few important choices you can make but for the majority of quests that aren't "main story" quests they just don't matter. It's not that I hate Skyrim or have a problem with people who like it, I just personally like having a lot of choices that actually matter. Sorry I didn't word my first post better, I was only disappointed because I enjoyed Oblivion a lot. To be clear, I hardly think karma in RPGs fixes that unless it's done well. When I can become a serial killer but have good karma just because I like my companions something's not right.
Leopard The Great I agree, especially the karma thing. In the new Fallout games, karma is near completely inconsequential, because both good and evil have the same consequences, and more or less the same perks. And in New Vegas, the karma system doesn't have any function at all.
ethan277 Karma in fallout NV was really inconsequential, but I liked the reputation system; a lot more had a direct effect on who liked you and there were good reasons why they liked you (with a few strange exceptions). How all the reputations would change based on what you had done was a nice touch. The karma was rather silly, though. Especially when you could save everyone and have bad karma because you stole almost everything you have. I spent a lot of time playing Fallout 3/NV, and I loved both of them, but the karma system could have been better implemented.
You know what? This is one of the great Zero Punctuations. I'd forgotten which one this was, and clicked on it just now thinking it would be your regular ZP fare, but it was *this* one. I've often thought about which ZPs I'd show to someone I was trying to introduce them to, and I think this would be one of the first on the list.
I know, and I consider it a big deal, we haven't got a great and more mature star wars game in a while and that teaser really brings hope to the star wars video game fans. Heck there are a fare number of players playing Battlefront 1 and 2 multiplayer right now.
"It's like MS walked on the international stage of the don't fuck up championship and proceeded to stap themselves 30 times in the stomach. It's for your own good! It's for your own good! Then Sony came out said i don't want to stab myself in the stomach that shit hurts. [...] Insistence on flashier graphics to the detriment of actual gameplay and shut up! MS rapes fish!" "N is like a tarantula except instead of urticating hair at people, they throw their IP when threatened [...]" "It's nice to see an increase in actual gameplay videos over pre-rendered trailers which we all know by now are about as much use in terms of information as showing us the shrink wrapper they intend to put around the box." "The footage was repeatedly fastforwarded. Why was that MSG5? Because the parts we fastforwarded over were boring. But presumably, you can't fastforward them in the actual game. No... So the actual game will be boring then? Yes..." "The dude says not being able to see the floor adds to the atmosphere. You what? I'm thinking back to all my favorite atmospheric games and i don't remember thinking man it's lucky i can see the floor or i'd be terrified". Love it so much, couldnt stop laughing.
The last minute of this video explains everything I've ever wanted to say about next-gen consoles. Whenever I see a console war going on, I can't help but think that this is like people screaming that this wall over here is better for displaying a movie than the wall over there because this wall has a Microsoft logo next to it, and the other one does not.
One Direction = Call of Duty. This is a marketing scam which thick people and those who cant form an original opinion have been falling for for years. It's flashy and totally "next gen" when really it's as depressingly awful as everything else that makes stupid amounts of money these days. If that makes me an old man then send me my zimmer frame right now
Yahtzee always sums up my thoughts so eloquently "Don't fret, next gen will be jurble burble gurble wurble" bravo my friend here's to hoping for something actually fresh and interesting in the next five years.
To talk about the Destiny part, um, the browns and grey part aren't the entire game, there are multiple color areas at least depending what area or planet you are on. There was A linear part but that doesn't mean the entire game is linear, you can basically do whatever you want, explore the solar system, decide how you want to play i.e. go stealthy or just go guns blazing like the fucking Doomguy or Serious Sam
I love it when I see comments like this, you realise that when he released this video all ANY of us knew about Destiny was basically what was shown at E3. You can't expect him to be able to see into the future when reviewing these things. Also I've seen a fair few bits of Destiny gameplay now and from what I've seen the majority of the game does take part in very grey or brown areas. I'd say there's easily only about 10% of what I've seen hasn't been grey or brown.
When he lists Amnesia at 5:02 with "I don't remember thinking 'Man, lucky I can see the floor or I'd be fcking terrified'", I almost agreed. Then I remembered the flooded cellar.... Oh God,
Customer: I would like to buy Kingdom hearts 3 please. Gamestore employee: Ok what platform? Customer: PC Gamestore employee: Um its not available on PC. Customer: Ok how about Dead Rising 3 Gamestore employee: Uh no Customer: Really? What about Infamous second son? Gamestore employee: Sorry but no Customer: Super Smash Bro Wii U? Gamestore employee: You're kidding right? If you want to play these game your going to need a console. Customer: But someone on youtube said buying a PC was a solution to the console war. Gamestore employee: Um sir that's completely retarded. The console war is nothing but 3 companies competing for your money. They're no different than Burger King, Mcdonalds and Wendys or Nvidia and AMD. That's just how business works. Customer: Well that's awkward. I bought this PC now I can't play the games I want. Gamestore employee: Yeah. You really shouldn't listen to fanboys. They're just a bunch of close minded jerks that can't see past their own selfish needs and never consider the fact that if you're on youtube then you probrably already have a PC.
TheThugQuinn Better solution: Turn your caps lock off. Also, "Nobody buy consoles.."? You've got to be kidding me. That's like saying "Everyone stop breathing oxygen from trees and mother nature will be forced to let us operate off mercury." It's just not going to happen.
What's there to say? It was a thirty second teaser that just said: "Hey, remember those guys who EA hired to make their equivalent of Call of Duty in an effort to make shooters even more bland, cinematic and dull? And remember that game series that you guys loved because of simple, elegant single and multiplayer set in a fantastic universe? Well, guess who we gave it to!!!"
Well they are worth my money somehow with the one and only GTA V, no hackers (i hope so) and a really easy way to find Playstation Network wallet cards other than Steam from where i live in, and of course i get discounts and free games just by subscribing to Playstation Plus for 20$, and as a guy who can't find Steam wallet cards or wishing to have a computer that operates by the speed of light with a 500$ price on its price tag.
Derpy guy pc is getting gta v with mod support, better graphics and 4k support, hackers can be countered on pc games with dedicated servers and we can get discounts and free games WITHOUT subscribing to anything. No idea what your talking about in your last sentance...
mysticghostt I don't want graphics or 4k support or whatever that is, having fun and enjoying my choice of platform is all i need, and i meant by the last sentence that the PS4 is strong enough for someone who can't afford a POWERFUL PC.
***** Actually I've been watching too much Zero Punctuation so that's why most of my words don't make sense but try to figure this one out: The PS4 actually to me looks like a strong PC that i can afford even though the difference between the PS4 and the PC are clear but the PS4 at least can maintain a SOLID 30 FPS all with a price of 500$, and that is enough for me to have a really good experience, i really hope this doesn't turn into another retarded PC vs Console war and that i just want everyone to be respectable like this. cheers.
It's a PC-exclusive mode that makes hundreds of units spawn on the map at the same time to make a more authentic Star Wars battle. Basically, it means snipers have a lot of targets.
Well, out of all of them, I preferred Off the Record for these reasons: -Sandbox mode with NO TIME LIMITS -your character was the one who was infected and needed Zombrex, not some other character -The camera ability, [though mostly the other two were the reasons I liked it. Also, with DR3, there's no stinking loading time for one thing, and hopefully you won't start out with having someone other than yourself, who is or may be infected and need Zombrex. (Then again, like Yahtzee said about hope
Yes. They usually have open worlds with lotsa players chatting in towns (usually spamming sales) but when it comes to dungeon raiding, its pretty linear. Fighting tons of enemies followed by a boss fight.
Ok, I'm sorry but I can't stand this. First, brand loyalty is stupid. You pay them and they supply a product or service in return. Second, these are businesses so ultimately their only goal is to make money, and they make more money by providing products or services that customers are more likely to buy. I have no issue with Microsoft, but you need to understand that no company deserves your loyalty. Just remember, to them it's just business. In other words, no, Microsoft does not "Love" you or anyone else the same way Sony, Nintendo or any other company does not "Love" their customers. The feeling is not mutual, so you shouldn't feel obligated to stay loyal to any one company for any reason, they're not here to make friends, they're here to sell you stuff.
Linear doesn't mean you don't have the choice to go into a wall. Linear means the paths in which actually have a purpose or affect of some sort are but a single one.
Actually,i doubt it will be THAT good,just another MMO with mediocre graphics(console implied) and a little bit of a different story,which i personally find nothing original about. If it was say Star Citizen that was coming only on consoles, (thank god it's not [not even launching on them for the time being] ),now that's a totally different kind of an animal for me.I'll be all over the place screaming "PORT IT ! PORT IT NAO ! "
You have a point. When I saw the first few trailers I was really hyped but the more I wait and hear about it I could probably pass. That doesn't mean I won't want to try it though, I mean, who wouldn't want to play a Halo/Borderlands MMO full of openworldly goodness. Star Citezen looks amazing
Miles Johnson One thing I noticed is that all gameplay demos have all the weapons with unlimited ammo. Is this going to be a literal component or is it just another cheat guys like Bungie use during demos so that no one screws the demo up?
"shoot here walk here kill him". Thats just like the part where the players entered the dark building, killed some enemies and got their loot. You don't necessarily die if you don't move. You just don't progress unless you keep following the corridor.
So a PC is more expensive than a console- and console games are optimized to run better for said console. (Locked at 30-60 fps, not that it makes a world of difference.) BUUUT, PC gaming is the only way you'll actually ever get to experience games at a better level than what consoles are limited too, as well as its not tethered to any sort of company online bullshit thingamajig. For example: on a playstation 4 or an xbone, you'd have to toss your money at it just for access to multiplayer and "Be allowed" into something that's already an inherent right on a personal computer. I can't really think of ANY PC game that makes you pay for a feature that is sometimes HALF of the development time for a video game. Sometimes even the whole game is based around multiplayer, and if you want to play with your friend online because you just got this rad $80 "deluxe edition" of a game- or whatever, BUT WAIT! Your online account subscription has timed out since the last time you bought it six months ago. Better chip out the ol credit card and pay for some shit that shouldn't just be another fucking hoop to jump through when you want to sit down and play some video games. As well as to make matters worse, the home screen of consoles are LITTERED with ads about shit that I don't think anyone really cares about when their just trying to boot up the new mortal fucking combat- and they can't find it because the Logo art of the game on the screen is substantially smaller than the ads that take up the rest of the useless space. With a PC game on the other hand. You buy it, press play, you're in the game. ANNND You didn't have to circumnavigate the Atlantic Ocean of ads to boot! Now where I can give some leeway is when people don't want to deal with the hassle of maintaining technology, because they'd rather let a hairy spider in their pants than learn how to fix a crash error- or an incompatibility. But even so, technology is evolving constantly and becoming so advanced, that I think by your thirties you should at least get used to dealing with it yourself instead of shunning it away and giving it to some college kid at the apple help desk just to fix something that could have been dealt with by looking up a TH-cam video.
Taken directly from pccmasterace subreddit. Educate yourself before you open your ignorant mouth. "Isn't PC gaming more expensive than console gaming?" Whoever told you that is either misinformed or intentionally lying. So no, absolutely not. Especially if you only plan to target console performance! There are already graphics cards available on the market for $120 that surpass the PS4 and XBox One in terms of framerate, resolution, detail, value, and power draw. Console gaming isn't exactly cheap, either . A lot of people incorrectly believe that you have to spend upwards of $750-$1000 to get a PC fully capable of handling games. This simply isn't true! These inaccuracies can be attributed partially to the highly vocal and misinformed masses, and to the availability (and mainstream hype) of the expensive PC hardware we see advertised a lot. You see it more because it's advertised more. Why is it advertised more? Because the companies make more money from selling it as opposed to their mainstream and value offerings. The mainstream/budget parts are the ones you should be looking at; not the $2000+ enthusiast gear. We're not living the 90's any more . PC hardware is cheaper today than it has ever been! When taking a look at the measly selection of replaceable and upgradable hardware that some consoles offer, you'll always find a cheaper and better alternative for your PC . In fact, you can build a PC right now that will outperform "next-gen" consoles for pretty much the exact same price. After all, the "next-gen" consoles are really just watered-down PCs with crippled operating systems. Plus, if you only want to target 30 frames-per-second and only 720p, you're going to save a lot of money. In fact, it's actually hard to find a minimum-range graphics card that can even perform that badly these days. If you only want to match console performance, you essentially cut your GPU budget in half. See TekSyndicate's own explanation and build and this rough explanation for more information. If you're looking to get parts even cheaper than in the example videos, PCPartPicker and /r/BuildaPCSales are great places to get discount hardware for your PC. The next time someone reminds you that 'It's not all about graphics', remind them that they're in luck, because that means they'll be spending almost nothing on their graphics card to achieve the performance they deemed adequate. Here's a heavily simplified example of a modern gaming computer: Type Item Price Modern gaming CPU Athlon X4 or Intel i3 $80 Modern gaming GPU that destroys the PS4 & XBO AMD R9 270 or NVidia GeForce 750 $100 Motherboard High-rated board that fits either CPU $60 Memory 4GB of DDR3, probably 1333 or 1600 $30 Storage Hard drive and/or fast SSD, 1TB(HDD) or 128GB(SSD) $60 Case Whatever appeals to you and fits these parts (likely MicroATX) $50 Power Supply Whatever powers the build, ~400W $30 Total Combination of all estimated prices ~$400 Immediate benefits: No online fees, tons of free-to-play games, free emulators, free abandonware games, much cheaper games thanks to Steam and GOG, re-use old hardware (controller, mouse, keyboard), won't need to upgrade until games start to struggle at 30FPS with low settings.
so... a higher price upfront is too much for you? you're okay with paying for monthly online services and overpriced externals like controllers and headsets? I guess next you'll say you're okay with playing on overpriced, under performing hardware?
This aged like the fine wine of hate in our hearts. We disagree on much Yahtzee, but your cynical loathing of general industry trends is bile of a kind that is brother to my own, purified and refined into a delightful spirit that I consume.
A pulp which has been cleaned up months ago, the floor taken out and turned into a pond, yet people still go over and smash at the water like its stolen their children.
yahtzee mentioned it in a video years ago, some people can only afford one console and if they end up with one with shortcomings the best way to reassure themselves is to shit on everything else, and that since this console generation is the closest ever any minor nitpicky problems are seen to be huge issues when really youre right, every console brings fun and thats all that really matters
He sounded pretty much like the E3 gameplay trailer. Looking at a big open world, going into a building to follow a linear path and fight baddies then going back to the open world again.
Anyone remember how excited the developers were when they said the fish would move out of the way when you swam past them I cod ghosts? Yeah, you could do that a decade ago. (super Mario 64)
But at the very least, it will be a breath of fresh air. Knowing Valve, they'll probably use the old school shooters formula with a touch of innovation like they did with HL2. New engine, new mechanics. Maybe we'll finally beat the Combine and find out G-man's secrets.
They should add Bayonetta... "Two Years Later" they add Bayonetta... I think Yahtzee has the power to make his wishes come true two years later
The Nightcorien Geek ummmm
Hello, friend. Welcome to the future!
Let's not forget the hole punch boss fight in paper Mario origami king
Huh. Looks like Yahtzee predicted Bayonetta in Smash 4 two years ahead of time. Who'd have thought?
+ShermTank7272 my thoughts exactly.
He said the same thing during his Bayonetta 2 review. I guess he really wanted him. Edit: she. What the fuck is wrong with me? EDIT: Her. What did the doctor prescribe me again?
+Boy-Ika Did you just say that Bayonetta is a guy?
Dracionica Whoops!
+ShermTank7272 Bayonetta: titties, bloody violence and fetish fuel, with a confusing story; Smash Bros: sexless, cartoon violence and no fetish fuel, with no story. WAAAAAAAAAAAT?
How is it that Yahtzee's most eloquent argument against current console gaming was the one in the post-script?
Because it's all about the humor.
Some people tend to miss the underlying message in his dry sarcastic and extremely humorous regular modus operandi. The message has always been that. I hope that wish of his comes true soon.
"hope into one hand and shit in the other" is now my new Favourite phrase
Man its lucky i can see the floor or i would be fucking terrified.
Best line ever.
Every time I think of E3 I think of the Final Fantasy series popping its head round the corner with a big grin on its face and saying, "I'm back!". Then everyone in E3 lets out a groan and swears under their breath.
"Whos ready for more anime with some combat in the middle?!"
"Oh for fucks sake..."
I can't stop calling Snake "Snake n Bake" now.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Mattmaster56 I don’t want to stab myself in the stomach that shit hurts
@@pokemonmanic3595 Whereupon fucking confetti exploded from the ceiling and they were handed the Sickest Burn In The Universe trophy.
the great thing about yatzhee's reviews is that there is actual thought and intelligence behind it, even though the first we hear about it it feels like an idle rant
"What was that? Colour? Cleverness? FUN?
Not on XBox One's watch!"
JAJAJAJA
This was the best written Zero Punctuation video of 2013
"Man I'm glad I can see the floor otherwise I'd be f***ing terrified" lol!
5:25 That's probably the best moment in Zero Punctuation history.
4:56 Nice of Yahtzee to do TVTropes's work for them.
The least sincere apology of all time. I love you Yahtzee
Wait. Crispy mint M&M's?
Pill Grim Yeah, what are you? Sarcastic?
Pill Grim Ikr? I don't fucking need mints in my junk food, please.
+Grand Theft Otto Mints are delicious with chocolate, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
Just kidding, different strokes and all that shit.
Wonder if he ever found them.
2:59
Very clever Yahtzee... Very clever...
The motto for the next gen:
Everything that's not call of duty is not call of duty enough.
0:26-1:00
I think that basically parallels the 2016 election.
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Oh my god, you’re right...
How the hell have I not seen this ZP video yet?
I'm should be even more surprised considering it was one of the first videos I watched.
I'm surprised because I literally went through every ZP video on the escapists' website from beginning to end. Somehow I skipped this one apparently.
@@BFedie518 And I somehow just watched this one for the first time despite having been religiously watching ZP since before this episode even came out lol
I honestly don't have a problem with a game shoving you down a linear path, open world is not inherently better than linear games, and the whole RPG elements in every new game thing is getting old too.
I honestly think it's more that sandbox-type games are popular nowadays. As an RPG fan who loves games with choices, I've been disappointed with recent games such as Skyrim. I like branching pathways, not a bunch of quests that barely have anything to do with any other quests. Perhaps it's the open sandbox "do whatever you want" elements that are "in" these days.
skyrim is more like make your own path some side uests that dont relate are , well EVERYWHERE but the main guids , you choose which ones to do , same with Which revolution side you side with , Then theres the main dragon thing is you can do it al if you want, but if you do like the mage guild youll kinda ruin a non mage char
That's what I didn't care for in Skyrim though. Most of the quests don't relate; there are a few important choices you can make but for the majority of quests that aren't "main story" quests they just don't matter. It's not that I hate Skyrim or have a problem with people who like it, I just personally like having a lot of choices that actually matter. Sorry I didn't word my first post better, I was only disappointed because I enjoyed Oblivion a lot.
To be clear, I hardly think karma in RPGs fixes that unless it's done well. When I can become a serial killer but have good karma just because I like my companions something's not right.
Leopard The Great I agree, especially the karma thing. In the new Fallout games, karma is near completely inconsequential, because both good and evil have the same consequences, and more or less the same perks. And in New Vegas, the karma system doesn't have any function at all.
ethan277
Karma in fallout NV was really inconsequential, but I liked the reputation system; a lot more had a direct effect on who liked you and there were good reasons why they liked you (with a few strange exceptions). How all the reputations would change based on what you had done was a nice touch. The karma was rather silly, though. Especially when you could save everyone and have bad karma because you stole almost everything you have. I spent a lot of time playing Fallout 3/NV, and I loved both of them, but the karma system could have been better implemented.
that bit at the end is pretty badass
One of the best ZPs in a while. I chuckled several times.
I love Yathzee, he makes E3 appealing to listen to.
great episode as always!
Lol, remember when Sunset Overdrive was hyped for Game of the Year?
Yeah, me niether.
The U Wot cracked me up
The ending is perfect.
I love how Yahtzee is real with us. He knows Art is being dulled down in gaming.
You know what? This is one of the great Zero Punctuations. I'd forgotten which one this was, and clicked on it just now thinking it would be your regular ZP fare, but it was *this* one. I've often thought about which ZPs I'd show to someone I was trying to introduce them to, and I think this would be one of the first on the list.
Nintendo seems to be becoming akin to foster parents, taking old and abused IPs in under their wing. First Sonic the Hedgehog, now Megaman.
Lol 3 years later Sonic trys to pull a Commander Shepard
Let’s Give Yahtzee a Round of applause for Correctly predicting Bayonetta in smash
You my friend are a beacon of hope for gaming. Shine on you great person.
snake and bake I'm dying
claps for everything in this video.
Star Wars battlefront? I know it was only a 30 second teaser but Star Wars fans (and me) lost our shit over it
I know, and I consider it a big deal, we haven't got a great and more mature star wars game in a while and that teaser really brings hope to the star wars video game fans.
Heck there are a fare number of players playing Battlefront 1 and 2 multiplayer right now.
"It's like MS walked on the international stage of the don't fuck up championship and proceeded to stap themselves 30 times in the stomach. It's for your own good! It's for your own good! Then Sony came out said i don't want to stab myself in the stomach that shit hurts. [...] Insistence on flashier graphics to the detriment of actual gameplay and shut up! MS rapes fish!"
"N is like a tarantula except instead of urticating hair at people, they throw their IP when threatened [...]"
"It's nice to see an increase in actual gameplay videos over pre-rendered trailers which we all know by now are about as much use in terms of information as showing us the shrink wrapper they intend to put around the box."
"The footage was repeatedly fastforwarded. Why was that MSG5? Because the parts we fastforwarded over were boring. But presumably, you can't fastforward them in the actual game. No... So the actual game will be boring then? Yes..."
"The dude says not being able to see the floor adds to the atmosphere. You what? I'm thinking back to all my favorite atmospheric games and i don't remember thinking man it's lucky i can see the floor or i'd be terrified".
Love it so much, couldnt stop laughing.
The last minute of this video explains everything I've ever wanted to say about next-gen consoles. Whenever I see a console war going on, I can't help but think that this is like people screaming that this wall over here is better for displaying a movie than the wall over there because this wall has a Microsoft logo next to it, and the other one does not.
One Direction = Call of Duty. This is a marketing scam which thick people and those who cant form an original opinion have been falling for for years. It's flashy and totally "next gen" when really it's as depressingly awful as everything else that makes stupid amounts of money these days. If that makes me an old man then send me my zimmer frame right now
+DangerZone It just makes you sensible, not old.
Yahtzee always sums up my thoughts so eloquently "Don't fret, next gen will be jurble burble gurble wurble" bravo my friend here's to hoping for something actually fresh and interesting in the next five years.
Yahtzee, you're brilliant. Loved your final take on consoles:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Notches = notches - 1
So much has happened since this.... Love the blurb at the end
To talk about the Destiny part, um, the browns and grey part aren't the entire game, there are multiple color areas at least depending what area or planet you are on. There was A linear part but that doesn't mean the entire game is linear, you can basically do whatever you want, explore the solar system, decide how you want to play i.e. go stealthy or just go guns blazing like the fucking Doomguy or Serious Sam
dont forget rico rodriguez
I love it when I see comments like this, you realise that when he released this video all ANY of us knew about Destiny was basically what was shown at E3. You can't expect him to be able to see into the future when reviewing these things.
Also I've seen a fair few bits of Destiny gameplay now and from what I've seen the majority of the game does take part in very grey or brown areas. I'd say there's easily only about 10% of what I've seen hasn't been grey or brown.
When he lists Amnesia at 5:02 with "I don't remember thinking 'Man, lucky I can see the floor or I'd be fcking terrified'", I almost agreed. Then I remembered the flooded cellar.... Oh God,
"smash bros would have to have new characters" NOT SO MY FRIEND
0:30 - Give us a gif please.
That ending argument after the beginning of the credits was so solid.
This entire console war thing has a simple solution.
EVERYONE BUY FUCKING PC
Customer: I would like to buy Kingdom hearts 3 please.
Gamestore employee: Ok what platform?
Customer: PC
Gamestore employee: Um its not available on PC.
Customer: Ok how about Dead Rising 3
Gamestore employee: Uh no
Customer: Really? What about Infamous second son?
Gamestore employee: Sorry but no
Customer: Super Smash Bro Wii U?
Gamestore employee: You're kidding right? If you want to play these game your going to need a console.
Customer: But someone on youtube said buying a PC was a solution to the console war.
Gamestore employee: Um sir that's completely retarded. The console war is nothing but 3 companies competing for your money. They're no different than Burger King, Mcdonalds and Wendys or Nvidia and AMD. That's just how business works.
Customer: Well that's awkward. I bought this PC now I can't play the games I want.
Gamestore employee: Yeah. You really shouldn't listen to fanboys. They're just a bunch of close minded jerks that can't see past their own selfish needs and never consider the fact that if you're on youtube then you probrably already have a PC.
d3nworth1 Better solution : NOBODY BUY CONSOLES AND THE GAMES WILL COME TO PC ONE DAY
TheThugQuinn Better solution: Turn your caps lock off. Also, "Nobody buy consoles.."? You've got to be kidding me. That's like saying "Everyone stop breathing oxygen from trees and mother nature will be forced to let us operate off mercury." It's just not going to happen.
Sadly .......
d3nworth1 some of us actually enjoy PC games, that's probably why we got a PC.
I've never seen any of these before today, and now I can't go on without it.
Not one word about SW Battlefront III.
What's there to say? It was a thirty second teaser that just said: "Hey, remember those guys who EA hired to make their equivalent of Call of Duty in an effort to make shooters even more bland, cinematic and dull? And remember that game series that you guys loved because of simple, elegant single and multiplayer set in a fantastic universe? Well, guess who we gave it to!!!"
these new consoles are not worth anyone's time or money. pc is the way to go
***** Oddly enough when I read the last half of your comment the Twilight Zone theme started playing in my head...
Well they are worth my money somehow with the one and only GTA V, no hackers (i hope so) and a really easy way to find Playstation Network wallet cards other than Steam from where i live in, and of course i get discounts and free games just by subscribing to Playstation Plus for 20$, and as a guy who can't find Steam wallet cards or wishing to have a computer that operates by the speed of light with a 500$ price on its price tag.
Derpy guy pc is getting gta v with mod support, better graphics and 4k support, hackers can be countered on pc games with dedicated servers and we can get discounts and free games WITHOUT subscribing to anything. No idea what your talking about in your last sentance...
mysticghostt I don't want graphics or 4k support or whatever that is, having fun and enjoying my choice of platform is all i need, and i meant by the last sentence that the PS4 is strong enough for someone who can't afford a POWERFUL PC.
***** Actually I've been watching too much Zero Punctuation so that's why most of my words don't make sense but try to figure this one out: The PS4 actually to me looks like a strong PC that i can afford even though the difference between the PS4 and the PC are clear but the PS4 at least can maintain a SOLID 30 FPS all with a price of 500$, and that is enough for me to have a really good experience, i really hope this doesn't turn into another retarded PC vs Console war and that i just want everyone to be respectable like this.
cheers.
funkmarbleteehee you invent it
So now we have the CoD formula put in another game genre? #notanotherspunkgargleweewee
It's a PC-exclusive mode that makes hundreds of units spawn on the map at the same time to make a more authentic Star Wars battle. Basically, it means snipers have a lot of targets.
You should play PC. :) Ditch consoles
Well, out of all of them, I preferred Off the Record for these reasons:
-Sandbox mode with NO TIME LIMITS
-your character was the one who was infected and needed Zombrex, not some other character
-The camera ability, [though mostly the other two were the reasons I liked it.
Also, with DR3, there's no stinking loading time for one thing, and hopefully you won't start out with having someone other than yourself, who is or may be infected and need Zombrex.
(Then again, like Yahtzee said about hope
comparing american military to roman military.....
That last bit was beautiful.
How about CoD of war?
3:32 - 3:36.. Legendary quote.
Wheres that Call Of Duty: Ghost review?
It may not even be out in Australia yet, but you can bet that review is coming.
here.
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8465-Call-of-Duty-Ghosts
VanguardFencer Thank you kind sir.
Yes. They usually have open worlds with lotsa players chatting in towns (usually spamming sales) but when it comes to dungeon raiding, its pretty linear. Fighting tons of enemies followed by a boss fight.
I still love microsoft
Just don't ask them to love you.
They do though, don't worry
nicolyon BLA Why do you lie, liar?
They do, don't worry. More than sony cares aboyt customers or pc companies (accept microsoft of course)
Ok, I'm sorry but I can't stand this. First, brand loyalty is stupid. You pay them and they supply a product or service in return. Second, these are businesses so ultimately their only goal is to make money, and they make more money by providing products or services that customers are more likely to buy. I have no issue with Microsoft, but you need to understand that no company deserves your loyalty. Just remember, to them it's just business. In other words, no, Microsoft does not "Love" you or anyone else the same way Sony, Nintendo or any other company does not "Love" their customers. The feeling is not mutual, so you shouldn't feel obligated to stay loyal to any one company for any reason, they're not here to make friends, they're here to sell you stuff.
Linear doesn't mean you don't have the choice to go into a wall. Linear means the paths in which actually have a purpose or affect of some sort are but a single one.
MEH MGSV will be the best release EVER!
I like to think that for Yahtzee's little addendum he just quickly recorded that off the top of his head.
Please Destiny come out on PC... Don't make me spend $560 for one good game :/
Actually,i doubt it will be THAT good,just another MMO with mediocre graphics(console implied) and a little bit of a different story,which i personally find nothing original about.
If it was say Star Citizen that was coming only on consoles,
(thank god it's not [not even launching on them for the time being] ),now that's a totally different kind of an animal for me.I'll be all over the place screaming "PORT IT ! PORT IT NAO ! "
You have a point. When I saw the first few trailers I was really hyped but the more I wait and hear about it I could probably pass. That doesn't mean I won't want to try it though, I mean, who wouldn't want to play a Halo/Borderlands MMO full of openworldly goodness. Star Citezen looks amazing
Miles Johnson One thing I noticed is that all gameplay demos have all the weapons with unlimited ammo. Is this going to be a literal component or is it just another cheat guys like Bungie use during demos so that no one screws the demo up?
when i heard it was made by bungie and atcavision i was like fucking sold
I trust Bungie over Activision.
"shoot here walk here kill him". Thats just like the part where the players entered the dark building, killed some enemies and got their loot. You don't necessarily die if you don't move. You just don't progress unless you keep following the corridor.
PCs are a way too expensive. Plus on a console doesn't need to be upgraded every week
*****
Also the PC-version of a game is like 10$ cheaper than the console version most of the time (at least where I come from).
So a PC is more expensive than a console- and console games are optimized to run better for said console. (Locked at 30-60 fps, not that it makes a world of difference.) BUUUT, PC gaming is the only way you'll actually ever get to experience games at a better level than what consoles are limited too, as well as its not tethered to any sort of company online bullshit thingamajig. For example: on a playstation 4 or an xbone, you'd have to toss your money at it just for access to multiplayer and "Be allowed" into something that's already an inherent right on a personal computer. I can't really think of ANY PC game that makes you pay for a feature that is sometimes HALF of the development time for a video game. Sometimes even the whole game is based around multiplayer, and if you want to play with your friend online because you just got this rad $80 "deluxe edition" of a game- or whatever, BUT WAIT! Your online account subscription has timed out since the last time you bought it six months ago. Better chip out the ol credit card and pay for some shit that shouldn't just be another fucking hoop to jump through when you want to sit down and play some video games. As well as to make matters worse, the home screen of consoles are LITTERED with ads about shit that I don't think anyone really cares about when their just trying to boot up the new mortal fucking combat- and they can't find it because the Logo art of the game on the screen is substantially smaller than the ads that take up the rest of the useless space. With a PC game on the other hand. You buy it, press play, you're in the game. ANNND You didn't have to circumnavigate the Atlantic Ocean of ads to boot! Now where I can give some leeway is when people don't want to deal with the hassle of maintaining technology, because they'd rather let a hairy spider in their pants than learn how to fix a crash error- or an incompatibility. But even so, technology is evolving constantly and becoming so advanced, that I think by your thirties you should at least get used to dealing with it yourself instead of shunning it away and giving it to some college kid at the apple help desk just to fix something that could have been dealt with by looking up a TH-cam video.
FistfulofSoap Also console optimization is just lowering down the graphic settings
Taken directly from pccmasterace subreddit. Educate yourself before you open your ignorant mouth.
"Isn't PC gaming more expensive than console gaming?"
Whoever told you that is either misinformed or intentionally lying. So no, absolutely not. Especially if you only plan to target console performance! There are already graphics cards available on the market for $120 that surpass the PS4 and XBox One in terms of framerate, resolution, detail, value, and power draw. Console gaming isn't exactly cheap, either . A lot of people incorrectly believe that you have to spend upwards of $750-$1000 to get a PC fully capable of handling games. This simply isn't true! These inaccuracies can be attributed partially to the highly vocal and misinformed masses, and to the availability (and mainstream hype) of the expensive PC hardware we see advertised a lot. You see it more because it's advertised more. Why is it advertised more? Because the companies make more money from selling it as opposed to their mainstream and value offerings. The mainstream/budget parts are the ones you should be looking at; not the $2000+ enthusiast gear. We're not living the 90's any more . PC hardware is cheaper today than it has ever been! When taking a look at the measly selection of replaceable and upgradable hardware that some consoles offer, you'll always find a cheaper and better alternative for your PC . In fact, you can build a PC right now that will outperform "next-gen" consoles for pretty much the exact same price. After all, the "next-gen" consoles are really just watered-down PCs with crippled operating systems. Plus, if you only want to target 30 frames-per-second and only 720p, you're going to save a lot of money. In fact, it's actually hard to find a minimum-range graphics card that can even perform that badly these days. If you only want to match console performance, you essentially cut your GPU budget in half. See TekSyndicate's own explanation and build and this rough explanation for more information. If you're looking to get parts even cheaper than in the example videos, PCPartPicker and /r/BuildaPCSales are great places to get discount hardware for your PC. The next time someone reminds you that 'It's not all about graphics', remind them that they're in luck, because that means they'll be spending almost nothing on their graphics card to achieve the performance they deemed adequate.
Here's a heavily simplified example of a modern gaming computer:
Type Item Price
Modern gaming CPU Athlon X4 or Intel i3 $80
Modern gaming GPU that destroys the PS4 & XBO AMD R9 270 or NVidia GeForce 750 $100
Motherboard High-rated board that fits either CPU $60
Memory 4GB of DDR3, probably 1333 or 1600 $30
Storage Hard drive and/or fast SSD, 1TB(HDD) or 128GB(SSD) $60
Case Whatever appeals to you and fits these parts (likely MicroATX) $50
Power Supply Whatever powers the build, ~400W $30
Total
Combination of all estimated prices ~$400
Immediate benefits: No online fees, tons of free-to-play games, free emulators, free abandonware games, much cheaper games thanks to Steam and GOG, re-use old hardware (controller, mouse, keyboard), won't need to upgrade until games start to struggle at 30FPS with low settings.
so... a higher price upfront is too much for you? you're okay with paying for monthly online services and overpriced externals like controllers and headsets?
I guess next you'll say you're okay with playing on overpriced, under performing hardware?
"everything that is not call of duty is not call of duty enough"
Yahtzee 2013.
im crying right now...
And here we are. E3 '17 has come and gone and nothing has changed.
ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
it is the concept that we exited about
open world (also interplanetary), mmo, fps, rpg, spaceship combat, developed by bungie
that shit makes me moist
"everything that is not call of duty is not call of duty enough" Exactly! I will not rest until I can quick scope in Madden
it's not the concept it's the execution that's important
Fitting words at the end.
Yahtzee is truly the king of analogies. XD
Watching this in 2021 is soooooo awesome!
He called Bayonetta as a character in smash bros!
This aged like the fine wine of hate in our hearts. We disagree on much Yahtzee, but your cynical loathing of general industry trends is bile of a kind that is brother to my own, purified and refined into a delightful spirit that I consume.
I watched almost every E3 trailer.
Yahtzee pretty much did speak 100% truth lol
3:37 best bit
Those last words were the most true words I've ever heard
We are all open to ideas.
There needs to be more people like this guy.
A pulp which has been cleaned up months ago, the floor taken out and turned into a pond, yet people still go over and smash at the water like its stolen their children.
yahtzee mentioned it in a video years ago, some people can only afford one console and if they end up with one with shortcomings the best way to reassure themselves is to shit on everything else, and that since this console generation is the closest ever any minor nitpicky problems are seen to be huge issues when really youre right, every console brings fun and thats all that really matters
He sounded pretty much like the E3 gameplay trailer. Looking at a big open world, going into a building to follow a linear path and fight baddies then going back to the open world again.
1. That's every co-op shooter ever.
2. I played Borderlands 1 & 2 on my own and I don't see your point.
3. I could not agree more!
Thank you for catching that one! you sir are my hero.
Love the "Not on XBox One's watch" bit.
Anyone remember how excited the developers were when they said the fish would move out of the way when you swam past them I cod ghosts? Yeah, you could do that a decade ago. (super Mario 64)
He's a critic, he doesn't spare game that don't deserve praise whether or not they already have it.
Oh man I cracked up when he said, " put one hand on hope and put another in your bum and see which one fills up first!" Fuckin hilarious
I cant wait for it to come out on youtube. He will be torn to shreds by 95% of the 3.4M+ people who have played it :P
But at the very least, it will be a breath of fresh air. Knowing Valve, they'll probably use the old school shooters formula with a touch of innovation like they did with HL2. New engine, new mechanics. Maybe we'll finally beat the Combine and find out G-man's secrets.
Relating zero punctuation to the colbert report is very accurate =D
That guy on stage played it... and he seemed to like it...
He already briefly mentioned the Kingdom Hearts series in his Epic Micky review, and it may give you a mental image if you love Kingdom Hearts. XD
though i must say they did make the most of the flying city with the hooks and rails, though the first person style gameplay really brings it down
Dat ending was amazing