The Acolyte Episode 6 is a $180 Million Dollar Fan Fiction | Disney Star Wars REVIEW
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In today's video I break down and review the full episode 6 from Disney Plus Star Wars 'The Acolyte.' Enjoy. I suffered for your entertainment. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
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Over sexualizing a woman: not ok.
Over sexualizing a man: super ok.
Stop, it's not the same. Since when is looking at a man's bare back sexual? We didn't see his buttox
Leia in a slave costume doesn't ring any bells?
@@nah7656 I'm sold on Qimir. I'd join his side. He's cute
@@suzygirl1843 gayyyyyyy.
Oh wait you're a girl. 😂
@calvinwilson3617 on the plus side, at least they're depicting an Asian male as sexually desirable?
Darth seduction ren takes a swim while knowing he's being followed by one of his fan girls.
The Ballsackolyte... fuck I had to pause to collect myself for that one.
"i just want something demonic for once" HAHAHAHA 😂.
I actually knew a couple of identical twins once. I had no problem telling them apart. Nobody did. The had different personalities, spoke differently and they even looked slightly different.
Same. Only took like a week to figure out the differences too
@@willoutridge6998 In Parent Trap both the original and the sequel... it's actually something that took considerable effort to pull off. The twins in the original spent weeks at summer camp learning to imitate each other. But, also... were trying to deceive parents who didn't really know the other as a person.
Then in the sequel Hayley Mills plays the same characters as adults who are also mothers now. Well, one of the twins is able to trick the other's husband for a few minutes... but only because he doesn't have his glasses on. When he puts his glasses on, he immediately notices. But this is a man who has met both of the twins and known them for years. But it took extraordinary effort to trick him for a few minutes.
I had two asian buddies who were identical twins and I could tell them apart.
Growing two of my friends were twins and even as a tot I could tell them apart. One was a boy and the other a girl.
This is romance novel bad boy level seduction writing. 'He's so angry and evil, but he's so hot and I can FIX him!' *groan*
And the moment he is fixed, she will leave becuase he changed too much and isn't the man she fell in love with.
Bruh I like your style dissecting the series in detail hahaha thats a good laugh man🤣🤣🤣
Also, Amandla comes to the set in her gym clothes, and Lesley probably thought it was a good idea to use them for the shoot. Plus, it’s obvious saving on costume for a 180 mil production.
why tf were the shoulders cut out? so practical. low-key though i loved the outfit, yet it didn't belong.
@@nah7656 "going to the gym's bar" vibes.
"You killed my friends"
"You killed Yord" (thank God)
"You killed Jecki"
- Stellar writing there. Just splendid.
as someone a part of the yord hoard im offended!
joking im joking. yord was written to be annoying bc "men are annoying". this is Leslie's wet dream
She accidently imply that these two weren't her friends by saying it that way, kind of funny.
OSHA turning evil by wearing the helmet and may turning face by listening to sols speech it seems
No, Osha seems to be literally seduced by the dark side.
I like the actors who play Sol & Qimir. They are trying to take the scaps of horrid dialog and do the best they can. The idea of a Sith finding and training their acolyte is interesting, but unfortunately, that is not what we're getting in this show.
Great video. MTFBWY
I agree with you for the most part except the actor for Qimir was on extra Xanax this episode Lmaoo
@@Stark-Cinema I can see that being necessary in this show 😉😆.
I agree they gave Qimir some empty platitudes they read somewhere and thought they were being deep & he delivered them perfectly, but they are still empty words in this show
Imagine if this show was all about Qimir and how he fell to the Dark Side. Each episode is him taking out a Jedi Master.
@@Stark-Cinema I thought he was on viagra
The Acolyte is rotting your brain. He showed up to the fight on his own volition. The Jedi were looking for the Wookiee not him. They would have blamed Mae if he had left. As far as his Sith speech, that word salad needed some French dressing.
We saw in this episode that Osha seemed interested in his french dressing!
I couldn’t wait for this week’s episode of the acolyte so I could ignore it and watch this instead.
We all do. I'd love to see the viewership stats for the show and compare them with most TH-cam's channel putting out videos on the series, even small channels probably get views amount that can compete with the series itself!
Couldn't Smile Ren have just waited for Mae to show up at the wookie house cut her down once she entered and then runaway to his ship
See, that would be smart.
Characters can really only be as smart as writers are.
but see then it would be consistent to how a sith is supposed to act and they cannot have that. They got 20 million dollars to burn
He literally showed off his junk to osha!!! Lol 😀 😆 🤣
It's really amazing how bad this show is in every conceivable way. $180M for 8 30min episodes of this? This is just a textbook failed project, I'm SURE Disney expected a much longer run time, but had to just go with this when the budget got out of control. The theme and story suck. The writing REALLY sucks. The dialogue sucks. The acting sucks, probably because the directing sucks.
I'm pretty sure that the majority of people on earth, regardless of profession, if given $180M could produce far better entertainment from scratch, based on virtually any random idea that came to mind.
The fact that these people claim to be professionals, and are served up an already preexisting lore, come up with THIS?!?! CRIMINAL.
this is my main annoyance with the show. we, as consumers deserve more than > 30-minute shows. most of these shows should be in 1... but NOOoOo. it would be better if released all at once.
if I had 180m dollars I'd be smart enough to take input from George Lucas on the writing and direction of the story.
@46.41 Disparu pointed out that this line/voice over has been added at a later date. Probably last week due to all the backlash the jedi were getting for not giving a crap about the fallen Jedi 😂
Yeah, that is definitely ADR added later. Wild.
"the ballsackolyte".. fuck me that got a loud enough belly laugh to have my dogs go on full alert ! haha.. comedy gold and i thankyou for the dopamine hit :-)
Haha that was a fun little edit to make with the logo too glad you liked it
ten mins later and still giving me a chuckle! :-) i am sooo childish but do i care? im 56 and still giggle when i hear the word "period".. :-)
@@Stark-Cinema Why do you keep reviewing this if you already biased? Sorry but if you're not gonna review in good faith then stop. This is clearly meant for teen girls who like BTS. Qimir is cute and Osha and Mae are the POV characters for girls to put themselves into... like Bella Swan
@@Stark-CinemaGreat episode, I can't wait for the 7th flashback episode where we will learn what happened from the point of view of the Jedi 16 years ago.
As for the plot, it was a good setup for the last two final episodes.
The unnamed planet where Kimir was, in my opinion, may be the one used in the book by Darth Tenebrous and Darth Plagueis because of the mines on Cortosis, as we had, I can see in the episode that there was a vein of this metal on the wall.
And that shot from inside the helmet reminded me that stormtroopers can barely see anything through their helmets.
And with this helmet of his from Cordosis, it is also not good to see something similar to when the younglings are training, Luke trained Obi-Wan / Sabine trained Ahsoka / Rey then with the help of the Jedi scroll taught Leia from which she also learned force heal.
So that the given individual concentrates mainly on strength and senses.
@@suzygirl1843I’m bot biased. I tune in each weak to give it a chance. And listen to me closely. I give the show props when they drop good lines here and there. Also please listen to the end of my video.
I would have rather seen a show about Qimir without mae and osha those characters are just so boring
But the way it's written it's meant for the consumption of little girls. You're not little or a girl. So stop crying. This is definitely feeding into my Asian male fetish
5:27 when you said "she takes the wheel, does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING" and then it cut to that horrible shot of her sitting completely still staring at the greenscreen i nearly died, that was so unintentionally hilarious on disney's part
YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACOLYTE REVIEWERS
GREAT STUFF!
Putting "unknown planet" is so stupid, it implies the writers don't know what planet it is 😂
it would make more sense to have not put anything... boom, then we know it's an unknown planet that has some sort of healing ability (why Darth Biceps gets in it and full-on naked) and why we see cortosis in the cave. but the show writers assume the audience is stupid, hence the horrid dialogue.
@@nah7656 exactly. Just don't put a title and then it's unknown to the audience whilst we know it is a planet that at least one person (Qymir) knows of lol 😁
@@sparkycjs Mae seems to kind of know though bc they met on that planet at the end of the first episode if I'm correct? unless qimir took her there and then dressed quickly as smilo ren... which.. would be even more silly. and also mae not knowing or even guessing that he was her master was a lil silly too. gosh, this show had potential, and has some good moments, but the execution is so poor.
@@nah7656 oh yeah her too. So "known" by at least two people! Stupid writers 😂
Yeah, the story sucks, the characters sucks, the message really sucks, but we have abs ... so you will watch us, right ? RIGHT ? Worked for Riverdale. 😂
did with Leia... I mean the amount of corn spin offs prove it. sorry Darth biceps is hot. but no, the writing is shit.. so in the meantime ill enjoy the eye candy.
@@suzygirl1843unfortunately making a 23m dollar per episode show just for Asian girlies who like fan fiction and kpop is going to tank the franchise
@@suzygirl1843also teen girlies are the lowest percentage of the actual reported demographic watching this show. It’s mostly middle aged folk 24-48 according to reports and according to TH-cam audience stats for videos on the subject
@@nah7656 God you're annoying.
nope, you just don't get it.
I wonder if Amandla has any idea when she's supposed to play each twin. Not like she has the ability to show more expressions than that helmet.
ive noticed barely anything from her. The difference she portrays is literally just in how each of them walks. that's all I've noticed. mae can have a more sinister look and that's it. i did see someone mention a theory about how they were supposed to be made into one... unfortunately i think some people are trying to make sense out of something the writers didn't even intend.
Mae’s equivalent to fixing the ship was literally turning it off and back on again😂😂😂
It's sad to see that the only fanbase Disney Wars has now is the toxic Reylo one.
The famous plantet of "[Start Typing Text Here]".
It's a tale as old as time...
This is the Princess Laya situation all over again!
Star Wars 50 shades of gray for women!
I'm dying thinking how no one is even mentioning how convenient it is for both sisters to have grown to be in the exact same body shape after all these years appart...one small tattoo and different hair length is all they got as distinctive signs after 14 years of separation? come on...
The instant that giant beaver, ferret, muskrat, squirrel, prairie dog showcases suspicion for Mae, she'd slit is throat and make a pelt. It's disingenuous to think that someone that would challenge and slay a Jedi in public would tolerate anything of Bazil.
That line "How does it feel?" is so innuendo... They misread "space opera" for "soap opera".
Well here I am in a pink suit watching your video at 1 am crossfaded as hell.... Where has my life gone.... Good places I hope
I must say I enjoyed this a lot more than the actual episode. Keep em coming! By the way you completely killed me with that level 1 dagger 😂
I think it was SnakryJay that pointed out the "prep these bodies for burial" looked and sounded like it was edited in later (probably after they realized how callously they handled the aftermath of the fight up to this point) which why it is said as she is walking away, like they just used that shot to shove it in there.
Yea it doesn’t make sense to say let’s get back to the ship and also prepare the bodies for burial - like which one is it
Acolyte: dark side of his moon
Why, in this show, is it always a choice between killing, or doing nothing? Why is incapacitating completely off the radar for all these characters? Chop his hands off, like Count Dooku! Or wack off his arms and legs, like Anakin!
IDK they stunned and knocked out Sol, Osha and Mae a few times... but only when it's convenient to the plot.
Your videos are really good man, don't worry about the shills attacking you they are angry that the show is bad and nobody likes it.
This is how i see it, if they refuse to entertain me and they destroyed my favorite franchise I'm going to find entertainment in mocking them, i will use them as my entertainment.
So Pipdroid can used as a flashlight and or light beacon and its power has to be restored, that makes him : THE ACCULIGHT!
PERFECT
😆
Glad I found your channel, always great to see more shots fired at that travesty; love it! I appreciate you taking the time to watch it so I don't have to - it's like they took a ~2hour show and dragged it out as long as possible.
Mae/Osha are astoundingly unstable characters. Mae flips back and forth so much, I'm expecting it to eventually effect her speech where she'll be talking nice, then in mid-sentence, she'll start spewing profanities. Osha caves to the Dark Side in just under 48 hours...really? She didn't just fail at becoming a Jedi padawan, she wasn't Jedi material to begin with! Star Wars may be 'for everybody'...but the Jedi Order is not (and Jediabetes needs to take some laps around the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. However did he manage to catch that little street urchin in Ep.2? He certainly didn't chase after her...).
The Lululemon is strong with this one... 😂😂😂
Been loving these vids Mr Marinater, I can't bring myself to watch the show but your recaps are prime. Keep them up Wilso!
NO SHOT ITS THE MACK BREEEEZY
@@Stark-Cinema
Ballsackolyte. I needed that laugh. You are hilarious!
Voice: "Identify yourself."
May: "Ny name is" --ZAP [slumps over unconscious] made me lol
So delightfully 🧀!
I only found your channel recently, and I've been catching up on your previous videos. Really enjoying your sense of humor!
"Probably a $10,000 activation fee" for OSHA with Ezra Miller's lightsaber. "Still cheaper than going to a Disney park for a weekend." 😂
Happy Fourth of July to my American friends! 🎇🎆🇺🇸
I found the #metoo staring at the guy's genitals rather uncomfortable... because how is that stunning and brave!? Then again given the showrunner's history, it makes total sense... it seems if everyone in holly wood knows, and doesn't report it, a felony by itself, btw... there's no "To catch a predator."
The Acolyte: Ep. 6 - The Rise of Voyeurism...
The "bury the bodies" line was done after the fact... I'm sure of it. It sounds so weird. And we have been complaining about it since it happened. Bet you they noticed after the fact too.
Just found you, You do such a good job of breaking down the episodes. So yes, please keep making them, it’s so entertaining, and I’ll never watch the acolyte, won’t give Disney the views, they broke me at TFA.
“Why can this be House of the Dragon” YAAAAS that were exactly my thoughts. They barely show his shoulders. And this episode six and there’s no story so at least they should have given us a full back or just above the waist shot for our troubles.
I mean if it blocks out all your senses then the kids that anikin killed really never saw it coming
HAHAA 😂😂
Ball sackolyte and acoshyte are my favorites so far
Okay I have been watching angry Joe and a bunch of others on this and I think this is my favorite guy. Subbed. Gonna watch your review on all of these episodes
Hope you enjoy them all as you did with this one! Cheers my guy 🥂🙏
I want to say I really love your detailed breakdowns! There are some channels that put out the reviews faster, but I especially waited for yours, because its just the best :)
It’s rough to get them out fast but I did put it out almost 24 hours after the episode!! Thank you so much for watching
@@Stark-Cinema Your production value is higher, so it is okay imo!
Bro you’re funny af you deserve more subs
They just needed to have him sparkle in sunlight. The Twi-acolyte.😅
What a waste of showing a lightsaber whip
now the main questions remains: lightsaber morningstar, when ?
@@TrueVerdeth I can't wait for the Little Mermaid crossover with a Lightsaber Trident.
Did you just kink shame her?! 😮
😂😂😂😂
I heard some bad reviews about the lightfork.
Feel weird to be this early. Keep it up my dude! Hope you go far in the algorithm!
22:28 Imagine if she threw it around instead of factory reset: like she was mad (being a sith) you would think she wouldn’t be as experienced in controlling her emotions so would lash out on this robot some how resetting it. It’s far fetched but a little better
The conversations between Darth Bortles and Little Miss Discourse should’ve been around episode 3 if they were to be impactful and move the story forward. So much feels out of order. Even within this episode, the two final scenes are out of order! We should see OSHA put on the helmet, then get Squid’s final lines as a proper cliffhanger. Nothing about this show is competent!
Pretty sure I know what function Pip serves that makes OSHA “love” ‘im so much though… 😏
Lmaoo that last line
This is how old school pimps would trick young girls🤣🤣🤣
Romeo pimping. Lol.
The BallSacolyte....I love it. Your commentary is awesome.
If the show runners were anything but clueless, they should have perceived from... well all of the classic star wars, that the concept of "honor" isn't really a thing in a galaxy far far away... at least not in any way we view it. The Mandolorians may have a concept akin to "honor" but the Jedi just try to maintain balance. They're more like monks, not samurai.
"...if you don't use it, yur abilities will fade" is probably their half-assed attempt to explain why Kenobi sucked 😂
Had this show been about Qimir it may have actually been good he’s clearly the only person on the cast who has the ability to command any screen presence.
No, Sol has actually been good as well. The two of them have actually been the actual surprise of this disaster of a show.
Actually, as a technical director at a national station, a restart often solves most initial tech issues, but everything else in this show is utter tripe. What awful fan fiction
I kinda do agree with the restart thing but was just making fun of it cause this show relies on the simplest of solutions with zero thought 😂
I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS REPAEAT INFORMATION THAT WAS JUST VISUALLY CONVEYED TO ME
"see Sol couldnt contact the Order because the ship was on the fritz (even though it took no damage and was working fine last episode) so it didn't break canon" swear the only way to suspend disbelief with this show goes beyond shutting your brain off, literally take your brain out whenever you cut on an episode
Fun video commentary... For anyone who wonders why folks watch this show to only make fun of it... True fans of a long standing IP have good memories of the times it was goid which is why they are fans in the first place... So when bad content is made, even though the fan may not like it, they can still have fun making fun of it or even just talking about it amongst fellow fans who are in the same boat... As fans when we dont like something we can still get along with differance in opinions most of the time as well...
When someone is asked that question, it's usually because they are feeling defensive... And that is ok... It's only when people get over defensive that it becomes a problem... And honestly, its all defensive, both the poking fun and the question of why watch it... So technically we're all still the same fans, just with different likes and dislikes... Plus i could ask the same question when someone asks why watch a show you clearly dont like and then make a vid about it, i would ask, why you watching this vid about someone talking about their experience when they didn't like it?
It's such a circular topic and question... We're all SW fans, regardless...
Great, Disney spent 180 million dollars to pay homage to the dodo by marketing space dodos.
What niche do those animals occupy on that island?
I just watched a 2 hour fan edit of Kenobi to make it a movie and cut out all the bull shit, and I feel like they could do the same with this show there’s not enough story for a tv show the mystery isn’t a mystery, it’s just ppl getting interrupted before they say anything interesting it’s maddening. Like u said there’s good ideas but there just so much other wasted time, the writing is so pathetic. Great vid 👌
Cut out the filler and this could've been a 1.5-2 hour movie.
Look up Imri Cantaros...he was Vernestra's padawan in the High republic. He was a Genetian who had very strong force empathy, and he also used some dark side methods to win fights. He was "thrown away" by his master at Starlight Beacon. He was saved by Vernestra...but he did end up dueling with Vernestra at one point and I think that is where that scar on Qimir's back is from. Just a thought. I'm thinking Sol is a Genetian as well.
33:50 it actually is the best thing for fixing problems lol.
"We need to find your Master..."
You mean the guy that got taken away by the giant man-eating moths?
Sigh.
Last episode Sol didn't seem to know what the dark side was with : You wield a Jedi weapon, but you are no Jedi.
And now Osha, first thing that comes to mind when speaking about anger and stuff is : Dark Side....tuh tuh tuuuhhhh
Leslye Hedland writes what she knows....girl wakes up shocked and disoriented on a couch
Gotta love how Leslye Headland named Vernestra's padawan guy "Mog," like John Candy in Spaceballs. It would have been more appropriate if she just went with "Barf."
it cost them 500k to tell this haha i died
26:58 brilliant
Minestra is a Greek dish you know… tastes super delicious. It’s like orzo with a sauce and with beef or lamb on top.
My guy: from what I can tell, most of us here in the comments agree with you. In fact, I don’t see anyone here complaining. Keep doing what you’re doing! (Btw, that song you use as your closer is a total banger. Thanks for turning me on to that. 🤘🏻)
There are certain points in my video when I feel certain people will call me out, so I thought it was funny to preemptively call them out as a lil jab lmao but thanks 🙏
When it comes to how Jedi Mind Reading works, it all depends. Normally its depicted as a part of Jedi Instinct. After training and gaining a better understanding of the force they gain a greater connection to it.
So you have the Jedi mind trick, that works more like hypnotic suggestion and some times it doesnt work. I dont think its possible to mind trick someone to death. Also if something is TOO primitive it doesnt work all that well if at all.
When it comes to "sensing" stuff and people its more like an overall reading.
"Something is wrong here"
Or
something like " Hes lying, hes not here to help us at all"
So sensing stuff is more like a general read of a situation and reading someones true intentions so its not about literally peering into their minds. Its more like an empathic ability.
Both Jedi and Sith can do this but there are some Jedi and Sith that have been more powerful and shown more control or maybe they have invented or discover a new technquie or something that allows them to do something more.
Its Just like Sith Lighting.
Anyway my point is the force abilities in these dont make sense. The force push is simple so they get that part. But the writers either suck at representing or simply dont understand how or why OR even if they care HOW the force works.
Anyway in a nut shell. You could say something like, Jedi Squidgame is under great emotional distress so right now he is distracted and because of that he didnt sense the imposter posing as OSHA. That could maybe work.
But in other areas of the show they dipict the force either incorrectly or nonsensicly.
So yeah. The show is bad overall. And they dont understand the force. And this was a waste of everyones time and money.
All because the writers wanted to write a fanfic thats a combination of Fifty Shades of Sith (diet vitamin water edition), meets Degrassi. With a dash of "um actually..." thrown in.
Hey bro,
These credits and recaps are getting out of hand. I've crunched the numbers and in the first 6 episodes, we've officially got an entire episodes worth of intro/credits.
30min 36sec.
So we've technically watched 7 episodes.
im alll for criticizing this show... but are we really forgetting Princess Leia in the slave costume?
I’m never forgetting that. I praise that. However, listen closely. I said DISNEY would not allow sexualizing women in Star Wars.. And they have never done so. Prove me wrong. You can’t!
@@Stark-Cinema well no, it's probably in your spank bank and I don't blame you my man. look I like you, you're witty and funny. It's just the click bait titles are no longer appealing; however you're welcome for my commenting as it helps with the algorithm. I will very much agree that if it were a woman swimming and some dude watching, that would be a no no. I thought we were talking Star Wars in general though, so for the entire fandom to think this was outside of SW are forgetting Padame and Leia.
Because that totally wasn't a different, right? You're so annoyingly obtuse.
@@AA-ed6ek define obtuse and use it in a sentence you understand, may the force be with you.
The Ballsackolyte goes unbelievably hard.
Oh my gosh! That intro!🤣
Darth Plaguis better be a fuckin Muun or I'm out..
Leslye mentioned that she was channeling her high school storytelling abilities while writing this episode. Quite the inspirational source to be sure.
I keep expecting Darth Joker to say, "are you mad at me?"
Just terrible.
Sith deserve to be able to wash their abs in dignity without women oogling them.
#Darthtoo!
Thats dumbest shit ever to be said " when you lose anything then you are totally free " 😂😂😂 written by a 12 year old.
Ok, calling it, most boring episode so far..... I'd rather watch Stark than The Acolyte...
Star Farce: The Letter Group Strikes Back
Im enjoying these vidoes. I appreciate it.
Bro I just realized the Disney shows are literally like hallmark shows. They are equally as bad if not worse
Darth Thirst Trap 😂
Episode aside, I'm slightly realising that the plot is eeriely similar to the background of my Akashic character from Mage. For example, the unusual birth (think of a homunculus made with chinese alchemy)
Smilo ren was speaking with the other characters last episode, so it doesn't stop sound presumably ? Either that or "the force" sense is just the same as normal senses because he could definitely see last episode as well. Either way the sensory deprivation part is bs
Light sabers used to be rare items. They were made using the force by Jedi. Getting your hands on one was nearly impossible. Now we see that in this Disney version sabers are just left laying around. Kill a Jedi and leave the ultra rare object behind. Then we get green bean and soy examining a battle ground. Anyone on that planet could collect the light sabers and kill these weak Jedi with ease. Moths can kill Jedi.
The last scene with the magic whip was to show that green bean could arm itself using the force, kill and finish all before the soy Jedi could touch his saber. Look at the expression on his face. This was written to show how crap men are in the face of a powerful whaman.
I haven't and won't watch a single episode of this show but I honestly am tired of people complaining about the planet title cards. Out of everything that is done wrong, that feature is not hurting anyone lol.
Nothing is “hurting” anyone. It’s just funny to point out all the stupid ass things. Don’t worry too hard about it. I could say you’re now doing the same thing by pointing out things about my video, as I do with the show. The irony!
Máster Jedi Squid Game doing is Harvey Weinstein style hug.
The Ballsackolyte.
In a blue lagoon filled with frigid waterfalls,
Swam a naked, dark jedi, with shrinking balls.
They danced in the air, weightless and spry,
Diminishing small as a pea in the sky.
With a twirl and a whirl, they shrank and they bounced,
In temples, in alleys, across rooftops they pounced.
A marvel to see, two luminous spheres,
Their secrets revealed as Osha peers.
He is the Ballsackolyte, a handsome dark knight
His helmet keeps his identity locked tight
The naked sith lord, with shrinking balls
A Darthmaul clone, minus facepaint, horns and overalls.