World's Dumbest Scammer Faces Goose Virus (and loses)

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  • I asked scammers to fix my computer that had a "goose virus" on it. But after 3 days of chaos, they end up losing their banking and passport info instead!
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    Scammers make thousands of calls every day hoping someone will allow them access to a computer. They use all sorts of social engineering and tricks to convince you to trust them. The videos on my channel show various techniques used by scam call centers to target victims. From gift cards to cryptocurrency, they'll take anything they can from you.
    My hope is that through watching and laughing at the absurd situations I put scammers through, you will be more aware of what to look out for!
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    Showing Scammers Goose Game Virus
    Exposing Scam Call Center Through Improv Voice Acting
    #scammers #improv

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  • @cyrus2395
    @cyrus2395 ปีที่แล้ว +9133

    "Do you know what your IQ score is?"
    "About 7 out of 10"
    Are we sure he's not baiting *us* now?

    • @cleo8665
      @cleo8665 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      No, i honestly believe that he doesn't know how IQ scores work.

    • @jumpman8282
      @jumpman8282 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      All I know is that "7 out of 10" doesn't answer the question, yet suggests that he thinks his IQ is above average.
      Could be bait, or a severe case of Dunning-Kruger. Judging by the rest of the conversation I'd go for the latter.

    • @LeMustache
      @LeMustache ปีที่แล้ว +147

      He must've meant "7 or 10"

    • @oliverf9831
      @oliverf9831 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      My IQ test results came back negative.

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel ปีที่แล้ว +142

      He took an IQ test, he didn't pass

  • @Snuggletail
    @Snuggletail ปีที่แล้ว +3939

    "Simply get dressed, like you normally do.... not like a goose."
    -David Burke

    • @sharonbrown6595
      @sharonbrown6595 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haaaaaaa

    • @WilkinsonX
      @WilkinsonX ปีที่แล้ว +62

      /r/BrandNewSentence

    • @KitbogaShow
      @KitbogaShow  ปีที่แล้ว +859

      What if you normally get dressed like a goose?

    • @belurso5179
      @belurso5179 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@KitbogaShow Then I guess you ARE making some food for him.

    • @sharonbrown6595
      @sharonbrown6595 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KitbogaShow haaaaaa yep one never knows.

  • @Quirksvil
    @Quirksvil ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    The fact this man stayed on the phone, completely believing he's inside of a sex store, suddenly handed to the owner of the store, and listening to his victim just ramble with his supposed daughter and only gave up because of a date is just peak 7 out of 10 IQ

    • @crsrdash-840b5
      @crsrdash-840b5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Remember, all this started with a virus goose walking across the screen that needed to get removed. Somehow it went from that to sex toys lmao!!!

    • @gregm7969
      @gregm7969 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd have to subtract a couple of points just for the grammar and spelling mistakes he makes! ➖🧠

  • @jillkimberley
    @jillkimberley ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    As someone who works at a bank, the old man finding XXX as part of the swift code inappropriate is too accurate.

    • @PrincessFelicie
      @PrincessFelicie ปีที่แล้ว +101

      The pastor-in-law line that immediately follows cracked me up so bad

    • @Amjamis
      @Amjamis ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@cantin8697No, because XXX is another way of saying... uhmm... Adult.. Movies. Yeah.

    • @sabertoothno34
      @sabertoothno34 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @cantin8697 no it's code for a word that rhymes with Corn...

    • @lucetto
      @lucetto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The only offensive BIC I've ever dealt with come from Denmark lmaoo

    • @gottaluvdd
      @gottaluvdd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      im ur 1,000 like💁🏽‍♀️

  • @Thanatos833
    @Thanatos833 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    Speaking as an Indian, these scammers are a plague on the internet, and I couldn’t be happier with how you’re messing with them, you’re doing all netizens a service.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I always come back for the accents 😂 sorry not sorry

    • @plasmoasis
      @plasmoasis ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@paulcarmi8130 wtf?

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@plasmoasis SORRY NOT SORRY

    • @Mang0zzzz
      @Mang0zzzz ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@paulcarmi8130 weird

    • @graclee8873
      @graclee8873 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@paulcarmi8130 remember that these people are real people and not all Indians are like this and don’t deserve to be mocked

  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    I'll always love the tried and true tactic of "This person isn't falling for our scam? Time for insults and profanity!"

    • @adamm1633
      @adamm1633 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      The scammers are plain Vile, i actually feel bad for them, but it seems everything is fake with them, i always hoped someone would change their mind mid phone call after hearing a heartbreaking story from a scam baiter, no one changed so far in what i have seen and didn't try to steal money. I always have that hope someone is genuinely nice on the inside and not just on the out or sounding nice, took 30 years to stop trusting all like i did, glad there are people like Boga to not be Vile and still go after them! It's annoying hearing swear as much as they do lol

    • @ona512
      @ona512 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Yeah that'll get them to give us money" XD

    • @papayer
      @papayer ปีที่แล้ว +68

      They do it to try and either get you to coerce (presuming you're elderly and easily intimidated) or hang up the call if they have a temper tantrum and lose their shit like toddlers. They get reprimanded for hanging up on people on their end.

    • @radioaktiv7841
      @radioaktiv7841 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamm1633 They're too stupid to care...

    • @vanesslifeygo
      @vanesslifeygo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It works. Bullies in school get what they want if they're threatening enough. Dog owners succeed in doing more damage when they join in their dog's attack to get the victim to submit. And fake "diplomats" on the phone (read: Nigerian scammers) succeed when they command you to do stuff instead of asking. I have seen all of this. Thankfully in this video these real-life things can be reduced to something to laugh at.

  • @filippa1434
    @filippa1434 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    Robert buying adult toys for his secret "friend" is the funniest call of all time

    • @IF27
      @IF27 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think the microwave nuclear one was the funniest video but this was hilarious

    • @P_Fighter893
      @P_Fighter893 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@IF27 "My husband's trying to create the first *MACROWAVE*."

    • @majjegaming5927
      @majjegaming5927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah factsss

    • @dzonbrodi514
      @dzonbrodi514 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Dad, your friend kind of sucks"

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter ปีที่แล้ว +6238

    Never thought I’d hear a scammer utter the sentence “get dressed like you usually do, not like a Goose, Okay?” 😂 🦢

    • @connormachin151
      @connormachin151 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That's.... That's a Swan.

    • @SaltySirenFloriduh
      @SaltySirenFloriduh ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Close enough😂

    • @crystalaowlan
      @crystalaowlan ปีที่แล้ว +25

      👕👖 like you usually do. Not like a 🦢.! LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalaowlan
      @crystalaowlan ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@connormachin151 there's no goose emoji, so nearest to white goose :)

    • @elysianblu
      @elysianblu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connormachin151 🦢🦆

  • @Herbert.
    @Herbert. ปีที่แล้ว +879

    This has got to be one of the best so far. So many great lines.
    "Did you try to log into your bank between 3am to 5am in the morning?"
    "No no, not in the middle of the morning, I was organising my sock drawer"
    "Can you please read out on your screen what it says?"
    "Am goose, hh..hjonk"

    • @hamnporkgamer
      @hamnporkgamer ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seems like a bot is here

    • @megameerkat2634
      @megameerkat2634 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@hamnporkgamer it's worse. It's a scammer. A line is crossed when they resort to this.

    • @rub3nelmillor
      @rub3nelmillor ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I almost spit the water I was drinking when he said "my pastor and my pastor in law"

    • @furistasTedis
      @furistasTedis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you seen stream it was even better. But after todays stream… there will be some good stuff too :)

    • @Dextronaut1
      @Dextronaut1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “Whats your IQ score? 7 out of 10” 😂

  • @flatoutnorth794
    @flatoutnorth794 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I audibly laughed out loud when he started looking up goose costumes and the scammer lost it 😂

    • @Spiceluvj
      @Spiceluvj ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol me too I rewind it about 5xs hilarious

    • @pointeplusplus
      @pointeplusplus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's when I lost it too - literal tears coming down my face from laughter. I just found this channel tonight and I've been missing out

    • @boko06
      @boko06 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      8:27 500000 IQ Goose disguise plan
      I subscribed recently and I love the trolling

  • @ImAlwaysHere1
    @ImAlwaysHere1 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Damn, my IQ is only about a 5 out of 10. That guy is a Guiness.

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Is he mentioned in the Guinea word records?

    • @tedrowland8672
      @tedrowland8672 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@waqasahmed939 No, only the Guyana ones.

    • @ImAlwaysHere1
      @ImAlwaysHere1 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@tedrowland8672 You do know I was being funny with Guiness, right? It's part of the joke. Notice how it's even capitalized. Thank you for the correction, though.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@tedrowland8672you spelt it wrong, Guiness

  • @lepiaf6452
    @lepiaf6452 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    *Stealing money from elderly innocent people and begging for gift cards, what a sad life to live.*

    • @ericvulgate
      @ericvulgate ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Even sadder when you realize most scammers are making $25 a week to ruin lives.
      Their bosses make all the money.

    • @chase5298
      @chase5298 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ericvulgate this isn't even remotely true

    • @rajab4187
      @rajab4187 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chase5298 100% true

    • @papayer
      @papayer ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chase5298 Yes, it is.

    • @lepiaf6452
      @lepiaf6452 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ericvulgate *Now i get why they are going crazy when the things doesn't goes in their way.*

  • @empac8631
    @empac8631 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    Honestly the trojan goose has become my favorite symbol of KB. I loved the whole rant of dressing up as a goose, going to the bank, “dress like you normally do, not like a goose” “what if I regularly dress as a goose?” And then the cutting to the looking at goose costumes and him asking why you’re looking at it…only to respond “I don’t think that’s any of your business.”
    Comedy gold.

    • @jessieb7290
      @jessieb7290 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They need to make it part of their merch.

    • @jakehero95
      @jakehero95 ปีที่แล้ว

      @rachealabuya fucking scammer

    • @zemja
      @zemja ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jessieb7290 The guy who made the desktop goose is selling a plushie version of it.

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You need to slow down the volume

    • @Rain_boot
      @Rain_boot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@filipbitala2624 Math genius

  • @raye48
    @raye48 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    "In your PROFESSIONAL OPINION, do you think I FLEW TO HONG KONG??!" Got me rolling 🤣

  • @PrettyAight
    @PrettyAight ปีที่แล้ว +340

    The hostility from Kit in this video was so good. He is usually so reserved when fucking with the scammers, he just went for the throat on this one, and it was hilarious. Maybe it’s because I’m binging the videos atm, but I love how angry he made this guy lmao. Masterclass work here, man.

    • @papayer
      @papayer ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well it was deserved. I hate scammers that try to act like bullies, you just wanna smack them across the face.

    • @lobo2367
      @lobo2367 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The ones where Kit bites back are always the best

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think he's planning to be done in 10min using pressure.
      "transcaction initiate"

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol what? This guy barely even got mad hahahahaha he was just dumb, that's why it was funny. But seriously this was like the calmest scammer I've ever seen

  • @ruthlaubach6564
    @ruthlaubach6564 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I want to thank you for these videos. I want to share an experience my friend had with a scammer. He got a call from the “IRS” regarding money he owed. He was threatened that police were on the way to his home to arrest him when he refused to pay the supposed $4000. My friend pretended to be distraught and threatened to shoot himself. He then proceeded to “pop” a paper bag which sounded like a gun shot. Needless to say, the scammer immediately hung up, and no further calls were ever received. LOL!

    • @endtimes2100
      @endtimes2100 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Nice! I got a call a while ago from the "IRS" too. Said I owed them $8500...those A holes.

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Hope it gave the scammer nightmares. What an ingenious way to handle that.

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That is brilliant! I may use that. If it were readily accessible I'd get out a semi auto and rack the slide before popping the bag.

    • @ruthlaubach6564
      @ruthlaubach6564 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shannon P - that would be even more realistic….lol

    • @tb6303
      @tb6303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂

  • @ryanseward2760
    @ryanseward2760 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I'll give the scammer props, he was very determined to steal money throughout what has gotta be one of the craziest phone calls in history.

    • @Sev07Sniper.
      @Sev07Sniper. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would be too for 35k

    • @elchaaronsa
      @elchaaronsa ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kit is a comic genius.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm still trying to wrap my head around their plan: they say Kit had hackers spent $35k of his money on naughty toys, so the solution to get that money back is... spend that money again? Because that's going to somehow cancel out the bad transaction??!

  • @Infodumptruck
    @Infodumptruck ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Kits so innocent, he can get called the worst names regularly and still not anticipate the sex shop scene resulting in being told to shove it

  • @shadowslayer2248
    @shadowslayer2248 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    - "This is David Burke from Fraud Prevention Dept"
    - "Hey David Berg like ice-berg?"
    - "B-U-R-K-E"
    - " Oh, burke like what a dog does . It burkes."
    - "I'm saying it's Burke. B-U-R-K-E"
    - "Yeah, maybe I don't know what planet you're from.
    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Dress up as a goose and go to your bank between the hours of 3 am and 5 am. Solid advice Kit. Why is the person on the phone being so dense?

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Clearly an IQ of about 7 out of 10.

    • @crystalaowlan
      @crystalaowlan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well if we go on the out of 10 scale 10 being top mensa level, 9 being above average, 8 being average, 7 therefore would be below average! LOL

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 ปีที่แล้ว

      because he is just a lead golem and will sink quicker then a god dam decompressing submarine that popped because it hit crush depth. thoes fuckers are WAY to thick to even ever see things.

    • @bilethumper1912
      @bilethumper1912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crystalaowlan what would 1 be

    • @cindytartt4048
      @cindytartt4048 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bilethumper1912 *one would be fool level ma’am*

  • @TTMS-Khaz-kun
    @TTMS-Khaz-kun ปีที่แล้ว +440

    The scammers really were on a *wild goose chase* on this one 😸

    • @jessieb7290
      @jessieb7290 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He really ruffled their feathers 🤣

    • @TTMS-Khaz-kun
      @TTMS-Khaz-kun ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jessieb7290 Didn't visit *Honk* Kong either 😹

    • @joniroxanne96
      @joniroxanne96 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@TTMS-Khaz-kun You mean...
      *Hjonk Konk* ? 😀 🦆

    • @volkan2097
      @volkan2097 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAH 😐

    • @Magic_Taco1
      @Magic_Taco1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok really :l

  • @Fallub
    @Fallub ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    This was one of the most intelligent trolling I have seen Kit do. What a great way to start the new year. Thank you.

    • @ilusions4
      @ilusions4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @0causton0
      @0causton0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ilusions4 one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @gopnikolai7483
      @gopnikolai7483 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @comeandtakeit5183
      @comeandtakeit5183 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @sippycup37
      @sippycup37 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      one of the most intelligent trolling

  • @syndahra
    @syndahra 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    "He's my secret friend". I simply lost it-I can't breathe.

  • @aadakaa7959
    @aadakaa7959 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    ”At some point it’s gonna lay an egg and the hackers will come out”. 😂😂😂

    • @RebaMcImTired
      @RebaMcImTired 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The voice changer sounds like Donald Trump and makes it even funnier😂

  • @moriartythethird5709
    @moriartythethird5709 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    I'm 4 minutes in and am dying. This is so funny. They're trying to scam you while this goose is just dragging messages and banners onto the screen lmao.

    • @YoonDragoon
      @YoonDragoon ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hearing the scammer yell, and just seeing that little goose living it's best life on Kit's screen is the best!

    • @rajab4187
      @rajab4187 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@YoonDragoon 😂😂😂

    • @darthpanther247
      @darthpanther247 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's done it before and I literally cried laughing. If you haven't seen his other video, def give it a watch

    • @moriartythethird5709
      @moriartythethird5709 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@YoonDragoon You put it perfectly. The bizarre contrast of what they're trying to accomplish coupled with this innocent goose is hilarious....or maybe I was just cracking up at the complete randomness of it.

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right? And the goose in the picture frame, the goose with the censor bar over its eyes in the porn store 😄 🤣 😂 I've been slain.

  • @weskal5490
    @weskal5490 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    An IQ of 7? Wow, one of their top guns.

    • @vaevictis1697
      @vaevictis1697 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean mine is 6

    • @yomanink
      @yomanink ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dunno, their top tier is 10

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vaevictis1697 😂😂😂😂

    • @Peace-tl1ll
      @Peace-tl1ll ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it considered as big thing?
      7 Inch or sum...

    • @vaevictis1697
      @vaevictis1697 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Peace-tl1ll who considers 7 inches as big lol... 9 is big, 7 not so much

  • @bradolsen8629
    @bradolsen8629 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    You are an absolute fucking genius. I love how you manipulate and fuck with these people. It’s hilarious.

    • @The-hx6kd
      @The-hx6kd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its fake.. “these people” are just him using a voice changer ..

    • @DigiVore.official
      @DigiVore.official ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@The-hx6kd if that's so true how is the accent, speaking style, and Twitch streams happening?

    • @Those2menoverthere
      @Those2menoverthere ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DigiVore.officialshhhh don’t talk to them, they might start telling you the moon landing was faked by the FBI.

    • @DigiVore.official
      @DigiVore.official ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Those2menoverthere ooo right fair point

    • @simpleguy8205
      @simpleguy8205 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@The-hx6kd Is that Roger Wilson there? 🤣

  • @Sicariav
    @Sicariav ปีที่แล้ว +105

    You can hear the exact moment this guy was BROKEN. I'm crying this is beautiful.

  • @sixstanger00
    @sixstanger00 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "What is your IQ?"
    "I would say 7 or 10"
    For the first time in history, a scammer told the truth.

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I heard him say 7 out of 10 not or. Which made it even funnier

    • @debswatching
      @debswatching 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If his IQ is 7 out of 10 his Credit score is 11! And the scammer is making a fool!

  • @ZeoHidra
    @ZeoHidra ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "You're making me look like fool!"
    "I don't even have to try, you do that by yourself."
    I was feeling kinda down but this exchange really helped cheer me up.

  • @mazeltovcocktail2.0
    @mazeltovcocktail2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    After getting scammed while job hunting I can't express how much I appreciate you trolling these guys.

    • @mazeltovcocktail2.0
      @mazeltovcocktail2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ebola6658 yep :)))) luckily I realized something was funky with the check

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I once signed up for a Job Search application called Job Hat. They spammed me all day everyday with listings that didn't even exist.

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts ปีที่แล้ว

      job scams are really evil man espeicely in these post covid times.

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@hadeeulah Legit 😂. Have to spend hundreds of dollars on pencils and glue. OOF.

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    “Is there a Hongkong,Illinois that I don’t know about? Let me know.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are several restaurants named Hong Kong throughout IL, but no town or city by that name that google can find.

    • @vanesslifeygo
      @vanesslifeygo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      test it out. send a letter simply addressed to "Hong Kong, Illinois"

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rtyria I must applaud you for taking the time to look up Hong Kong Illinois and finding restaurants with that name. 👏👏 👏

    • @validonyt5554
      @validonyt5554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noneofyourbusiness9369 or They live in Illinois 😂

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@validonyt5554 Well damn Illinois you say.🤔

  • @WAHegle91
    @WAHegle91 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Are you going to buy a sex toy or what?”
    “I mean, if that’s what it takes..”
    Always good to see someone help scanners fuck themselves.

  • @yonahgreene
    @yonahgreene ปีที่แล้ว +207

    " Yes sir, there is a tiny graphical goose on my screen and I think its going to lay eggs and hackers will come out" This is legitimately comedy gold

  • @EmikaSandra
    @EmikaSandra ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Peace was never an option"
    I'm glad the goose agrees.

  • @artepjan
    @artepjan ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The goose is such a classic. Scammers are powerless against the goose plans.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Goose hit the canopy and die?

  • @denicegirardeau7110
    @denicegirardeau7110 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Please, please, please do one as a psychic seeing how their karma is being blackened by horrible deeds, and their ancestors are stepping forward to warn them. Might get some of them to back away. would also be funny

    • @deadlymarmoset2074
      @deadlymarmoset2074 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Scammers Are Afraid I'm Psychic" from a year ago, it's a pretty darn good watch, and he does try to help one of the guys.

    • @denicegirardeau7110
      @denicegirardeau7110 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@deadlymarmoset2074 saw that one. Would like for him to do more like that

    • @denicegirardeau7110
      @denicegirardeau7110 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @racist guy they've done it before and it worked beautifully

    • @lydialedbetter2041
      @lydialedbetter2041 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be hysterical. 🤣🤣

  • @RealCyberCrime
    @RealCyberCrime ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I’ve watched kitboga troll so many scammers and I never get tired of it

    • @commoncriminal923
      @commoncriminal923 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do. Heavily. Because the titles are clickbait and exactly the same story every single time.

    • @ofyourbluesky
      @ofyourbluesky ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here!

    • @TheMomSHAR
      @TheMomSHAR ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME!! LOL

    • @archaic1
      @archaic1 ปีที่แล้ว

      npc comment

    • @commoncriminal923
      @commoncriminal923 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archaic1 for real

  • @hansonliang4873
    @hansonliang4873 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    12:31 "slow down the volume" LMAO😂

  • @omfgitsfat
    @omfgitsfat ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The southern gentleman is one of my favorite characters. I love how confidently flabbergasted he always is lol

  • @jodyknowlton6775
    @jodyknowlton6775 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Go get ‘em goose 😂😂

    • @mandilynn24
      @mandilynn24 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best comment ever!

  • @carpediem6431
    @carpediem6431 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    I’d like to see the channel confront romance scammers.

    • @fz7694
      @fz7694 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      There's actually an episode where he dresses as a woman and turns on the camera. Hilarious episode!

    • @PandoraOfVanity
      @PandoraOfVanity ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fz7694what’s the video called,i kneed to know

    • @X33-
      @X33- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was thinking this with these new Snapchat sexy camera accounts

    • @X33-
      @X33- ปีที่แล้ว

      Was thinking this with these new Snapchat sexy camera accounts

    • @VitoVaram
      @VitoVaram ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the hell are "romance scammers"

  • @niereenoh
    @niereenoh ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I love the goose!
    Maybe the goose starts by laying an egg that spawns new geese! By the end you’ll have 100 geese running all around your screen. HONK!

  • @agentnightmare6486
    @agentnightmare6486 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Kit, I wanted to say a heartfelt thanks for you and the education/entertainment you provide to all of us.
    I lost my dad on December 31st, after over a year seeing him decline due to COPD/HIV. He'd gotten a lot of these calls trying to scam him out of his retirement money. Because of your videos, we had a lot of laughter that I don't think we would've had otherwise, and he stayed safe from the scammers. It still hurts to watch these alone, but I appreciate you and all that you do.

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Condolences for the loss of your dad ❤️

    • @christiangibbs8534
      @christiangibbs8534 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment ever.

  • @David-vp3eq
    @David-vp3eq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I absolutely lost it at "SIR WHY YOU ARE LOOKING WHY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GOOSE"

  • @cherbenmoussa314
    @cherbenmoussa314 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Watching this live was crazy funny because there was so much more content, I loved “so the J is silent” lol also amazing editing once again!!!

    • @theblazeml1118
      @theblazeml1118 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love the support 👏

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Am I the only one who intentionally doesn't read these comments that someone paid for?

    • @quickscope8034
      @quickscope8034 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ezekielanderson9055 and yet you even reply, what a sad life you must have

    • @kapirbond8840
      @kapirbond8840 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ezekielanderson9055you are crazy for not reading

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ezekielanderson9055i saw your other comment. your point on “i dont wanna feed peoples egos” then go on a tangent about people being stupid and shaming people for paying for a good cause while implying you are sooo much smarter with your money is crazy and hypocritical.

  • @_DandyAndy
    @_DandyAndy ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Love seeing Kits videos, makes me feel better about the world... Just a little!

    • @thesilentmajority2765
      @thesilentmajority2765 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Humor and knowing there's still good people is what gives me hope in this world

    • @marilynhudson5805
      @marilynhudson5805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@thesilentmajority2765 . I totally agree 💯

    • @m_r-ock6508
      @m_r-ock6508 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It fills me with determination.

  • @BigMike-1998
    @BigMike-1998 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    The artist is back at work and I love it 🤣

  • @Bird_God_
    @Bird_God_ หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:52 "Excuse my french"
    **shows tower of Pisa** LMAO

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Kitboga doing two voices back to back without a voice modulator without losing track is pretty amazing

    • @joniroxanne96
      @joniroxanne96 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was a voice changer...?

    • @kljl2
      @kljl2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@joniroxanne96 it cant be because it's changing for the scammer also without anything being done

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​​@@kljl2? He could just hit a button to switch settings at will.
      It's definitely a voice changer, you can tell from the audio, but over the phone the scammers can't tell.

    • @kljl2
      @kljl2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UnknownGamer40464 its EXTREMELY difficult to do that for both the phone and video at the same time, he's talked about and showed live that he doesn't use one.

  • @gregwessels7205
    @gregwessels7205 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I don't understand the scammers' problem. $35k of adult items purchased, he states you need to duplicate the transaction, so you purchased $35k more of adult stuff. Sound like someone's going into business.🤣

    • @tb6303
      @tb6303 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know, right? He did exactly as he was told. 🤣

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah their scams make no sense at all lol

  • @punchaface1
    @punchaface1 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "what if i normally dress like a goose?" killed me

    • @zoranagavrilovic9403
      @zoranagavrilovic9403 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same 😂
      This is something only a programmer would say, a person who always has to take care of all the edge cases x)

  • @FinalFaith
    @FinalFaith ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I like to think that the scammers have support groups and “Scammers Anonymous” to deal with all of the psychological torture you put them through. 😂

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Watson would be a regular 😂😂😂

  • @banditkeef3864
    @banditkeef3864 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “He’s my secret friend”
    “What’s that mean?”
    Really missed the chance to throw in “we buy sex toys together” and have the entire convo thrown into another loop.

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my secret lover.

  • @Theisolatedeconomist
    @Theisolatedeconomist ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I also love the bit of buying the 35,000 of sex toys to make a replica transaction just like the scammer told Kit😅

  • @ShanaCali
    @ShanaCali ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Kitboga is so confident, relaxed, casual, and outsmarts them at their own scripts. He's a brilliant comedian and an amazing method actor. .
    Stay strong, One Punch Man.

    • @antiphon000
      @antiphon000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THEIR? he's a man

    • @sekovittol3124
      @sekovittol3124 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@weebotaku3132 You have hairpiece on your head.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@antiphon000 I believe OP is referring to the scammers. Re-read it again.

    • @savedbygrace2k20
      @savedbygrace2k20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One refund man

    • @steve_m7383
      @steve_m7383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He says he's way smarter than the scammer without even sounding arrogant 🤣

  • @stephensmith799
    @stephensmith799 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    ‘I was organising my sock drawer’…genius. He didn’t notice when you are pulling his string 🤔😉😂 ‘I’ll just start naming things’…. All the while the clock is running on and on and on👍👍😂😂

    • @lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806
      @lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I trolled a scammer the other day, and was an 'old lady' when they asked if I had plans for the weekend, I said " I'm cleaning out my litterboxes...there's 10 of them and it takes all day!"...the guy was speechless

    • @stephensmith799
      @stephensmith799 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I pretend I can only speak Welsh. Mae ddrwg gen I, ond ni gallais I siarad Saisneg!’

    • @stpfs9281
      @stpfs9281 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephensmith799 Mae'n ddrwg gen i, dydw i ddim yn gallu siarad Cymraeg!

    • @stephensmith799
      @stephensmith799 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stpfs9281 Diolch!

  • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
    @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon ปีที่แล้ว +42

    man that goose is adorable tho

    • @NineEyeRon
      @NineEyeRon ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wen it was in the car I near died

  • @knightofjustice5475
    @knightofjustice5475 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love the soft reveals Kitboga does like saying "are you frustrated" in the grandma voice or in this case "I don't even have to try make you look like a fool". The lectures just gave them outs to try and save face. And I don't think it's Kit's domain to verbally spar with them like ScammerRevolts.

  • @Abby_Normal_1969
    @Abby_Normal_1969 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is boxing up some things that I will probably throw in a ditch somewhere. My very favorite word in that sentence is 'probably'.

  • @relaxwalex
    @relaxwalex ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I would love the goose virus on my pc 😂

    • @shutup645
      @shutup645 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You can get it. There is a safe version meant for fun. I like it

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yeah i occasionally run multiple then try to do basic tasks on my PC when i'm bored

    • @fatmaalhooti3910
      @fatmaalhooti3910 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pigmentpeddler5811 plz where do u install them from? 😭

    • @Zamoksva
      @Zamoksva ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can, I run it multiple times and i play league of legends with friends and its disastrous

    • @kiapandora2094
      @kiapandora2094 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its in the description box

  • @Yugigreg
    @Yugigreg ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Should’ve told daughter he was your friend and you guys needed - toys lmao

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, that would have been glorious.

    • @cherbenmoussa314
      @cherbenmoussa314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When Kit streamed live on Twitch it went down that road, she said Dad it’s okay I already knew lol

    • @Yugigreg
      @Yugigreg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cherbenmoussa314 okay yeah I figured he censors for this platform. That’s great tho 🤣

  • @eamonnbyrne8400
    @eamonnbyrne8400 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Love thinking of the slimly scammer's thought's as he is listing to KIT rambling on and on with nothing but nonsense. LOL ☘🤣Greeting's all from Ireland ❤

    • @MotionMcAnixx
      @MotionMcAnixx ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Top of the Year to you!

    • @The-hx6kd
      @The-hx6kd ปีที่แล้ว

      its fake dude kit is the scammer. the videos are still funny tho

    • @papayer
      @papayer ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@The-hx6kd 🤦

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @0x0fffff uh... yes?

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how the scammers think they’re getting the upper hand by just throwing a bunch of f-bombs when they’re had, yet they rarely realize they’re the ones who spent hours trying to get money that was never theirs and failing miserably.

  • @0jeej0
    @0jeej0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    16:37 was a golden opportunity to mishear ram ranch

    • @Frank95iv
      @Frank95iv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lmao

  • @Wijnfles
    @Wijnfles ปีที่แล้ว +44

    that twist of the toystore was sooo damn hilarious. Sick how u dig yourself out there and they still believe you 🤣🤣🤣 and the "he's my secret friend" plot I just can't this is the funniest one so far.

  • @ObtuseMori
    @ObtuseMori ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Uh oh, not another duplicate charge one. 😂 This scammer should just be glad he didn't end up with 18 bath tubs.
    Happy New Year everyone! Thanks for all the laughs, Kit.

    • @FluffyTurtles
      @FluffyTurtles ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The bathtubs! 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard throughout that one. Epic!

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FluffyTurtles It was so silly, I can't believe those scammers kept going along with it! 😂

  • @JustAnotherThisDJ
    @JustAnotherThisDJ ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You don't have to be dressing like a goose sir" very helpful.

  • @aeypataramon
    @aeypataramon ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Definitely one of the best from you, hilarious 😂 Keep up the good work man 🙌🏼💕

    • @GreenmiIe
      @GreenmiIe ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit that's a BIG dono

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@GreenmiIenot really

    • @xirabolt
      @xirabolt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SYAC: 349 Thai Bhat is roughly $10 USD

  • @bancroftberlin
    @bancroftberlin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the small details like the desktop background in tiles, suggesting "computer illiterate".

  • @Sashazur
    @Sashazur ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My pastor-in-law is the “fun” pastor.

  • @pepitovfr
    @pepitovfr ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Driving to the bank with your goose in the passenger seat is where I lost it 😂😂

    • @kljl2
      @kljl2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then he censored the gooses face in the store 😂

  • @grbf2821
    @grbf2821 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I saw all of this live on Twitch, it took this edit for me to appreciate just how many goofy moments the bait had because some of them didn't even make the cut. One of my favourite baits this year for sure!

  • @jklax
    @jklax ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Simply get dressed but not like a goose"

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Please slow down the volume"
    Not how any of these concepts work.

  • @SeattleJen_
    @SeattleJen_ ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Scammer Question: "Why are you not allowing me to speak"? Answer: Because Kitboga is the Filibuster King! Happy New Year BogaFam. Stay safe and warm.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kit is a master of good listening.

  • @SamirAhujaGamer
    @SamirAhujaGamer ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The whole "dressing up as a goose" segment was THE best trolling I've seen in my life xD

  • @SeanDS89
    @SeanDS89 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    8:55 "simply get dressed, like you usually do; not like a goose." LOL scammer quote of the year 🤣

    • @TheBodendein
      @TheBodendein ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Covering all the bases haha

    • @papayer
      @papayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, and on the 31st of December- guy clutched it lmao

  • @JordanVandal
    @JordanVandal ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Your friend kinda sucks, Dad."
    I laughed so hard, all my coworkers came to see if I was okay.

    • @siaa7078
      @siaa7078 ปีที่แล้ว

      19:55 if you missed it

  • @jessieb7290
    @jessieb7290 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Never gets old watching Kit almost falling off his chair in laughter.

  • @aqueneable
    @aqueneable ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Side splittingly, outrageously funny. You'd suspect it was all scripted except no one could actually write something this good. I nominate Kitboga for the Academy Award for Scambusters. He can actually make you feel sorry for the scammers.

  • @rohini8084
    @rohini8084 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    7/10 IQ for the scammer, but Kit's 10/10 edutainment!

  • @burymeingarbage
    @burymeingarbage ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Mess with the honk, you get the bonk

  • @JeanPhilippeSavoie
    @JeanPhilippeSavoie ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite part is when he breaks them so completely they devolve into either repeating or yelling petty insults like a 6 years old

  • @GSDKXV
    @GSDKXV ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can’t believe you’re still killing it after all this time I love it

    • @haywoodyoudome
      @haywoodyoudome ปีที่แล้ว

      No shortage of scammers or viewers that like watching the same thing over and over and over and over.

  • @parkerrobertson2053
    @parkerrobertson2053 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "i will remove the tiny animal!"

  • @jimshunamon2512
    @jimshunamon2512 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Talk to me Goose! 😂

  • @iCuppcake
    @iCuppcake ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Like what a dog does. It Burkes!"
    I am DECEASED

  • @johnnybongodrums
    @johnnybongodrums ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:37 "I KNoOW" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFSKANDGJBRHR

  • @simerostudios
    @simerostudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I lied to a text scammer over text and said my name was Mandi so now whenever I get a text for a “Mandi” I know the truth

  • @Navygrl58
    @Navygrl58 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just wanted to say how very much I appreciate your videos because as a nurse who deals with the elderly in their homes, assisted-living, nursing homes, etc. in which they have personal phones they get the scam calls all the time. You are the only TH-cam channel that I can allow them to watch and learn from that doesn’t curse, or drop the F bomb every third word and for that I am very grateful and they’ve learned a lot from your channel. Just wanted to wish you and your family a blessed healthy happy new year. God bless you and thank you again.

  • @eve.4741
    @eve.4741 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hi Kit, I normally never comment anywhere but I just felt like thanking you.
    I've been watching you for about 2 years now and I'm in love with the concept of you wasting as much of scammers' time as possible as they could have been talking to an elderly victim instead, which would be so heartbreaking. Your videos are a great distraction and make me smile alot, aswell as your livestreams on Twitch and often I just need that distraction now that I've sadly been struggling with bad anxiety since last year, which I also never expected to experience as I'm just 18. I also wanna thank you for having the words 'you're valuable and you matter' as usual outro as I'm sure lots of us need to be reminded of that more often❤️

    • @eveFlower101
      @eveFlower101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      May this year bring you lots of joy ❤. From a fellow Eve

    • @ilsamiller8291
      @ilsamiller8291 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I work in mental health and many of my young people have severe anxiety among other things that make their lives so difficult to navigate daily. I send to you all of the best wishes and gentle words to help you gradually deal with the things this world never prepares us for but demands we have the tools to live with. I meet so many people on YT that I want to give a hug to and send any skills to help you cope. You absolutely DO MATTER, you are never alone even when it feels that way. I also get a lot of rude comments from other people who think me wishing others good things is cheesy or dumb. I’m not here for them; I’m here for those of us who struggle. We are an army of power 🖤

  • @mala3isity
    @mala3isity ปีที่แล้ว +31

    how you manage to not laugh out loud is beyond me. I couldn't hold it in like you do.

  • @Spyke114
    @Spyke114 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kit trying not to crack up at 19:05 with "He's my 'secret friend'." "...What does *that* mean?" was peak content.

  • @cenafan216
    @cenafan216 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:10 - Lost it here lmfao
    "SIR WHY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GOOSE, WHAT YOU WILL DO WITH THAT"

  • @brycem7580
    @brycem7580 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Does anyone else need to have this goose on their computer too? I get a little too happy when it drags windows across the screen XD

    • @letsreallytalk9482
      @letsreallytalk9482 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too! I want the Goose on my screen

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he put it in the description! I love that lil goose

  • @LisaW509
    @LisaW509 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The progression of the scammer’s frustration was fun! 🤣💀

  • @zayatoon
    @zayatoon ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Honestly if you uploaded the entire 8 hours of this conversation I would watch it in a single sitting! :)

    • @CaptNikolia
      @CaptNikolia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has a side channel that uploads the full session !! C: he helps me get through hours of work lmaoo

  • @angelawood6259
    @angelawood6259 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'Slow down the volume' 😆
    Love your work mate, and your animals.

  • @UncleHarlow
    @UncleHarlow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kitboga is the only TH-camr I will sit through and watch his ads. He deserves all the support