I wouldn't pick Armada because if he won he would just say he's the "Greatest Human of All Time" and then leave Earth forever, leaving no room for argument
im mainly afraid that if leffen wins and becomes a global celebrity and the savior of mankind, can you imagine how bold this man's takes are gonna be after that
But imagine how funny it would be if the whole world was watching the melee community to see who our champion is gonna be and we send out mang0 in his cactus shorts
Leffen 100% if the aliens try to money match him. Gambling on Earth is one thing, but money hits different for Leffen. He'll probably make the aliens change their space ship paint job.
The issue with picking Hbox, is that his popoff would induce an explosion greater than any alien weapon could ever be... If we choose Hbox, earth is done no matter the outcome
There's about a 50 percent chance Mang0 completely throws the set by SDing three times per game, a 40 percent chance he just kind of beats them, and a 10 percent chance he demolishes the aliens so bad they go home, embarrased and practice for 30 years before coming back to challenge us again.
Low key, in the scenario where the top player dies, I'd put in mang0. I think he'd like to go out in the most badass way ever: saving the human race by beating aliens in Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube.
@@MusicalRiolu zain would try to pracitce for 100 years while wizzy was icing him out but on zain's 69th birthday his wrists explode and his boner pillow no longer helps him support them so he can never play melee again. Then we come up with the plan of sending in chudat and he freeze glitches the alien with no timer on and pause off
The last sound we hear as the death beam descends on our planet after mang0 YOLO SDs at ledge is his high-pitched "aaahahahaha eehehehehe" as it echoes across a silent, doomed world.
Either Earth is hype as fuck and stomps those aliens, or we go out like a buster. There is no other way. Edit #1: imagined hbox popping off vs aliens. Kinda fucking hilarious. Edit #2: Leffen might invade the alien social circle and Dark Triad his way to rule the aliens. Edit #3: Chillindude if aliens play fox. We need an alien diss track
You’re telling me seeing mango save the world by beating aliens wouldn’t be the most bad ass gangster hype thing of all time? Also send in scar for a thug finals against their alien leader lmaoo
The answer to this is HBox and it's not close. He's not the best player ever, but he is the best at responding to pressure, and that's what counts in this thought experiment
This assumes that aliens feel the pressure. Safe assumption that they don't I think. If the aliens don't crack / we don't know how to make them crack, hbox wouldn't be the safest choice. If however, we get any sense we're putting the aliens on tilt, hbox and mango are great choices.
While we’re deliberating who our champion will be, Mang0 gets hammered, tells the Aliens he will play them, starts getting fucked up and says “oh shit I forgot how to play against shitters”
I would 100% pick mang0 if we were doing this battle tomorrow. Imagine how in the zone he would be when he's not only representing USA but the entire planet earth against some random aliens.
i would send mang0 because i feel like he is one of the few players that uses the pressure to play the best... Imagine having the pressure of saving the whole planet and everyone is chanting his name, he would clutch it and get wasted ouf of his mind and possibly die
@@tylercasea Yup, that is the real question. Safe assumption is that the aliens won't crack or feel the pressure. In which case we send in the most textbook flowchart players. But if we get any sense that we're putting the aliens on tilt, sub Mango in. Like op said, that dude will get the dub with the whole world chanting his name lol
@@therealfilter8477 Armada/M2K or maybe Ken/Isai are the GOAT doubles teams. Pewfat is 3rd. Fun fact, outside of 2015, Armada/M2K didn't lose a single tournament they entered.
Melee actually is the best game to beat aliens in, we've been playing for 2 decades and it isn't realistic like a shooter. People would vote Overwatch and die to the aliens learning how to press Q together.
Follow up: The aliens heard about the crew battle. You get 5 players, but they have to represent 5 different characters and 5 different cultures and/or regions. Or, what five players represent the best characters and regions of the world?
as someone who grinded showdown for like 10+ hours everyday until my laptop would almost overheat i can attest to the fact that showdown would be a death sentence for the planet
Imo you're undervaluing knowing multiple characters. Presuming they're vastly more intelligent than we are they will be able to pick up matchups extremely quickly. Mixing them up repeatedly so they can not adapt seems to me to be the best strategy.
Imagine being so legendary for your apathy, that people would legitimately be concerned that your heart isn't in the match when the human race is at stake.
you gotta go with experience under high pressure situations. Zain is out. Mango, Armada, Hbox are in. Preference to Mango because he would be most used to the pressure and I get the sense in a do or literally die scenario he or Hbox would be your guy.
I think my list is flawless. If you got better picks, I wanna hear why!
2007 M2K
I won't elaborate as to why I would send in 2007 M2K.
Didn't even mention Zain?
what if the aliens were us from a reverse universe where their top players were our top players but godly+ with low & mid tiers
What if it were a crew battle? Earth v aliens. Would your answer be the same?
Mang0 the type of guy to give a homie stock to an alien even if the fate of the planet on the line
This should be in the skit
How do you give a *homie* stock to an alien lmaooo
We'll go down swinging!
Implying the hyper-intelligent alien would flub his tech skill lmao
L M F A O This comment is perfect
I wouldn't pick Armada because if he won he would just say he's the "Greatest Human of All Time" and then leave Earth forever, leaving no room for argument
funniest youtube comment ive ever read
LMFAOO
im mainly afraid that if leffen wins and becomes a global celebrity and the savior of mankind, can you imagine how bold this man's takes are gonna be after that
he will end every twitter argument with "i saved humanity." what can you even say to that. you just lose the argument there
But imagine how funny it would be if the whole world was watching the melee community to see who our champion is gonna be and we send out mang0 in his cactus shorts
I like to imagine these aliens are like in early 2000s meta on their home planet and their champ is a zelda mario dual main.
But their reaction time and critical thinking abilities are so good that they can still win
they can do all the link glitches flawlessly and that sounds terrifying
DA Wes is the only player I trust. He's got those mindgames, the aliens won't know what he's doing.
i dead thought this exact thought and found it in the comments that’s hilarious
He got them illegal moves
Hit em with samus' secret spike
Super wavedash and taunt on em
Chudat comes in:
Aliens: “I’m getting wobbled on my favorite planet”
What do I do?
Bro just send in Isai with the promise of a cape upon his return.
Yoooo he’d be unstoppable if we tell him the aliens can’t feel sadness so he doesn’t have to go easy on them
Tell him they will kidnap Melissa if he loses !
Isai wouldn't be trying
Leffen 100% if the aliens try to money match him. Gambling on Earth is one thing, but money hits different for Leffen. He'll probably make the aliens change their space ship paint job.
As long as the aliens drop a disstrack, we should be good
The issue with picking Hbox, is that his popoff would induce an explosion greater than any alien weapon could ever be... If we choose Hbox, earth is done no matter the outcome
"Our Society Values Wobbling."
We live in a society
CALL IN THE HBOX
Falco TIME
And in our time of need, Hax fucking Money will be there. We might have to put Leff on an altar somewhere but humanity lives on.
Our society values items
It would be a 5v5 crewbattle
Oh God who do we send in to counterpick Kleeborg the Yoshi main
@@HomeDepotemkin they would have a yoshi and a climber that can control popo and nana independantly
Why does wizzrobe look like he’s about to drop the hardest mixtape of all time
Lil Wiz
Nothing lil about the wizzrod
There's about a 50 percent chance Mang0 completely throws the set by SDing three times per game, a 40 percent chance he just kind of beats them, and a 10 percent chance he demolishes the aliens so bad they go home, embarrased and practice for 30 years before coming back to challenge us again.
Lmao that’s the mang0
They’ll be like the sith in that one classic “deceived” trailer for Star Wars old republic
I like those odds
Low key, in the scenario where the top player dies, I'd put in mang0. I think he'd like to go out in the most badass way ever: saving the human race by beating aliens in Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube.
Or he'd be the ultimate buster.
@@jazionpurnsky1185 And that’s why you pick him. If anyone else loses, it’s devastating. If Mang0 loses, whelp, that’s the Mang0
I like that he considered the possibility that plup wouldn’t take an alien invasion and the threat of global genocide seriously
Would he?
Somehow we pick Bobby big balls and he side bs off stage on the last stock
that boy is side - b'ing mid combo into rage quit
And loses to roy
I’d pick HugS86 bc I’m kinda tired of living tbh
Hell miss 3 charge shots and the aliens would feel bad for us and leave, mind games
This was such a funny video, I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud this much. I lost it at “Our society values respect... and Falco!”
Wizzy can ice them out for 100 years to buy us time
and at the end we just say "actually we'll send in zain"
@@MusicalRiolu zain would try to pracitce for 100 years while wizzy was icing him out but on zain's 69th birthday his wrists explode and his boner pillow no longer helps him support them so he can never play melee again. Then we come up with the plan of sending in chudat and he freeze glitches the alien with no timer on and pause off
@@MusicalRiolu ur the sick ssf2 player holy!
@@lorenzo689 hell yeah i am
@@MusicalRioluoh shit what's good i didn't expect to see you in these comments lmao
This video was amazing. This is better than Tier list content
Mang0. Win or lose, “that’s the Mang0”
His attitude would be perfect. The aliens would love him
“In our culture we value respect AND Falco”
The last sound we hear as the death beam descends on our planet after mang0 YOLO SDs at ledge is his high-pitched "aaahahahaha eehehehehe" as it echoes across a silent, doomed world.
Either Earth is hype as fuck and stomps those aliens, or we go out like a buster.
There is no other way.
Edit #1: imagined hbox popping off vs aliens. Kinda fucking hilarious.
Edit #2: Leffen might invade the alien social circle and Dark Triad his way to rule the aliens.
Edit #3: Chillindude if aliens play fox. We need an alien diss track
If aliens don’t ban wobbling, I’d be down to see Chudat wobble and yayuz them
Humanity's last words as Chillingdude gets 5-0'd by the aliens: my b
You’re telling me seeing mango save the world by beating aliens wouldn’t be the most bad ass gangster hype thing of all time?
Also send in scar for a thug finals against their alien leader lmaoo
The answer to this is HBox and it's not close. He's not the best player ever, but he is the best at responding to pressure, and that's what counts in this thought experiment
The ultimate clutchbox
I don't think he even deals well with pressure. Puff just warps the way those situations work
This assumes that aliens feel the pressure. Safe assumption that they don't I think. If the aliens don't crack / we don't know how to make them crack, hbox wouldn't be the safest choice. If however, we get any sense we're putting the aliens on tilt, hbox and mango are great choices.
True, hard to not pick the ClutchGod. But his popoff would infuriate the aliens and they’d blow us up
There’s only one person who can save us. A true hero, with the whole world on his back. Crush.
The fadeback nair that saved humanity
The aliens strike me as the kind of guys who'd play with items on
Choking when the entire human race is on the line? Thats the Mango.
The image of Chu yeahzzzing and turning into an alien is the funniest fucking thing I've ever imagined I'm crying
Can we allow ledge stalling if the earth depends on it? 🤔
ledge stall m2k is the best melee player ngl
M2K would be part of tourney just to show how strong their tech skill is, and he would have a meltdown against their perfect ICs.
I'm gunna laugh so hard when Wizzy ices the aliens.
Let's be real here, Nintendo would probably shut down the event before it even starts
Your channel is so niche to what i love, the last couple seconds had me dying. Keep it up man
Wizzy would make the extraterrestrials wait so long they'd just leave
While we’re deliberating who our champion will be, Mang0 gets hammered, tells the Aliens he will play them, starts getting fucked up and says “oh shit I forgot how to play against shitters”
Hugo, I have not laughed this hard at something in a long time (chat also was popping off here as well lmfao). Great content as always my dude!
Everybody gangster till Hbox buffers a fully charged pop off and kills the entire human race
"In our society we value respect ... and falco" LOLOLOLOL
id still pick Hungrybox. His popoff would be fucking legendary: “The popoff that ended the world”
I thought you were going to say, "I wouldn't pick Leffen, because I wouldn't be able to deal with his ego if he saves humanity."
I would 100% pick mang0 if we were doing this battle tomorrow. Imagine how in the zone he would be when he's not only representing USA but the entire planet earth against some random aliens.
that banter at the beginning got me hella invested
"our society values... falco." fucking gold
I would send in Hbox. With stakes that high, The pressure would turn him into CLUTCHBOX
just camp the aliens sounds like a pretty solid strat
Dude imagine the insane pop off
And it comes down to a time out
This is such an elite hugs vid LMAO "Haaaah just put a wobbler in there, no problem!" 10/10
i would send mang0 because i feel like he is one of the few players that uses the pressure to play the best... Imagine having the pressure of saving the whole planet and everyone is chanting his name, he would clutch it and get wasted ouf of his mind and possibly die
But would the aliens feel the pressure? That's the real question.
@@tylercasea Yup, that is the real question. Safe assumption is that the aliens won't crack or feel the pressure. In which case we send in the most textbook flowchart players. But if we get any sense that we're putting the aliens on tilt, sub Mango in. Like op said, that dude will get the dub with the whole world chanting his name lol
The best chat I saw:
"wtf wobbling should be banned"
-alien getting yeahuzzed
Okay but what happens when they say, “okay but now you gotta beat us in doubles?”
PewFat, they're the best double team ever and everybody loves them. Also they seem like they don't want everyone of us to die
Team UGS comeback lets go
@@therealfilter8477 id put my faith in them but ngl sfat might have me stressin just cause he’d be way too calm
@@therealfilter8477 Armada/M2K or maybe Ken/Isai are the GOAT doubles teams. Pewfat is 3rd. Fun fact, outside of 2015, Armada/M2K didn't lose a single tournament they entered.
pewfat
Tbh I'd pick Isai. He's basically unbeatable if he's winning for someone else (AKA 7.6 billion people)
Actually it's 7.87 billion now
Well you'd doom us all lol
Doc :]
nice doc kid comment, havent seen one of those in years
this is the best question in melee honestly, i’d watch the yearly addition of this
Assuming this alien race has frame perfect timing and values optimization over intuition I would pick Mang0.
Mang0 vs the aliens:
The crowd: PLANET EARTH!! PLANET EARTH!!!
This video had so much comic value
Melee actually is the best game to beat aliens in, we've been playing for 2 decades and it isn't realistic like a shooter. People would vote Overwatch and die to the aliens learning how to press Q together.
mang0, because it will be hype and when he wins the world will know that melee is indeed sick.
That’s the Mang0
This is easily one of the funniest videos you've ever made haha
i never realised how funny and chraismatic you are until now. real shit
These new sub goals are the reason why Hugo is my favorite melee content creator
Leffen would start a salty suite with their leader
Follow up: The aliens heard about the crew battle. You get 5 players, but they have to represent 5 different characters and 5 different cultures and/or regions.
Or, what five players represent the best characters and regions of the world?
as someone who grinded showdown for like 10+ hours everyday until my laptop would almost overheat i can attest to the fact that showdown would be a death sentence for the planet
Do we got time to prep?
I'd go Zain, Armada with prep, Clutchbox.
Do not send in Mang0, there's too big a chance he busters.
You mean clutch box with prep? Also Armada would never get better than the current top 3-4
leffen would see the aliens pick marth and forfeit
Hungrybox's section fucking killed me
This legit came up on a mango stream years ago when armada was no.1 lol
S2J is a great pic because most people would be pretty fucking terrified of the aliens, but Johnny wouldn't even flinch. He'd fuck those aliens up.
"In our Culture, we Value Respect.. and Falco."
Now this is the content I was looking for!
I laughed so hard at the hbox pop-off joke
“Plug in fox tas ai in a duino” hahahha
Also like the ender reference ;)
what makes the GOHT even funnier to me is that it actually is the name of a boss in zelda majora's mask xd
my favorite game ever
Mang0 does better when the crowd is cheering for him so imagine the entire population of planet earth is cheering for him.
Armada would decimate ICs, Samuses, and if counterpicking is allowed, Puff
Imo you're undervaluing knowing multiple characters. Presuming they're vastly more intelligent than we are they will be able to pick up matchups extremely quickly. Mixing them up repeatedly so they can not adapt seems to me to be the best strategy.
Wizzys glasses shit would absolutely crush the aliens
Mang0 as earth is exploding: sometimes you just buster out
this is amazing
leffen would lose and the last message ever to be sent on earth would be a twitter controller john
Plot twist: Sakurai shows up and takes the controller himself, whips the aliens in two minutes
Prob the greatest video ever done on a smash game
Question: "Who is Earth's Melee champion"
Hugs: "So, first of all, aliens blow up Nintendo HQ..."
Plot twist: they all play fox at 20XX levels of precision.
this might be the greatest melee discussion video to ever exist
the aliens vs humanity melee showmatch t-shirt would be my fav
Great video
In chillin we trust (the entire world.) Just imagine the diss track.
Lol I had the exact same reason for leaving Hbox out of this match!
I slept on this video for two days longer than I should’ve. Great vid and hella funny 👍
I'd send Wife in, because he knows for a fact that Melee is a game secretly made by aliens. He knows their plan from the very beginning !
Imagine being so legendary for your apathy, that people would legitimately be concerned that your heart isn't in the match when the human race is at stake.
Amazing video
you gotta go with experience under high pressure situations. Zain is out. Mango, Armada, Hbox are in. Preference to Mango because he would be most used to the pressure and I get the sense in a do or literally die scenario he or Hbox would be your guy.
3:43 You see, the issue here is that Wizzrobe is probably the alien that we'll be facing
I mean, how else do you think he's able to SDI like that.
This whole thing sent me :"D pls never stop making videos
For some reason I fuckin knew it would be Wizzy after Zain lmfao
M2K would just start speaking their language and convince them their ways are not optimal with his perfect logic, they'd leave peacefully