Perfectly Cut Screams #1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 เม.ย. 2019
- There's nothing quite as funny as a perfectly cut scream!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
smash like
aaaah to
Hahha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Smashed for ya ma septic boi
AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS I SUBSCRIBED AND LIKED!!
“Mommy why is that man yelling?”
“Honey he is the great Galetic warrior practicing his manly battle cries. With the power of Coke with Zero sugar with now a hint of vanilla he will rise to be victorious.”
Kid:instantly becomes worried about mom
It is not Galetic it is Gaelic
"With the help of a some 22 Million people, Victory shall be ours."
This fandom is amazing and thanks for the heart Jack!
444th like! 👍👍
Yesterday's video*
Jack: i think I'm a bit loud
Today*
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
First Comment.And i am 500 liker.
Bruh so true
Wait.This comment *HAVE SO MANY LIKES PER 5 MINUTES*
_HACK HACKER_
Kid in a nutshell
Lol
Honestly best response, yes,
When you think your loud you just gotta release all the pent up screams sometimes
“I miss vine”
Tarzans last words as he plummets to the jungle floor
i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as i did-
This actually killed me
@@shadophaxx2401 it killed tarzan too
@@john_laurens._ Nah it killed Clayton lol
More like clayton's 👁👄👁
“Geese would kill you if they had the opportunity” as the king of them, I am the perfect person to say this is absolutely true
Bold of you to assume it’s not Dolan dark
@Dani Foxx maybe this is dolan dark's alt
Left brain: I feel it's a bit sadistic to laugh at people screaming
Right Brain: HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm the left brain
i agree
ah...haha...hahaha...HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
How would you feel if I told you I hate waffles
Sean: *Screams.*
His neighbours: Ah, shit, here we go again.
Lol
😂
Re/\tro Gamer I laughed way to hard at that
Scarlet Wanda not hard enough
That needs to be true
Curled up in a soft blanket at 4 am watching Jacksepticeye screaming and laughing makes me happy. 😊
Me too!
Fr he is my comfort TH-camr
9:48 the fact that they don’t get the entire paper towel makes it even better
Jack: I don’t even care if that’s fake
Me, who lives with a husky: no, that’s just what they’re like
i love huskies
@@nxellee same
CAN WE GET A F IN THE CHAT FOR PEOPLE WHO OWN HUSKIES THAT SCREAM
F
I have a husky shepherd mix and he *screams*
Sean: *is getting murdered and is screaming*
Neighbors: I wonder what video he's making now
Lol
Lmao
Lol
Oooof
I’m dead
5:06 "Sif, the grey wolf"
it`s an actual boss
Dark souuuulls
8:31 You know he's up to something when he starts playing that SMW2 music.
There are three types of perfectly cut screams
The classic: AAAAAAA-
The quick cut: A-
And my favorite, the inhail: H-
So true 🤣
Then the *snap*
The inhale is actually like :
*INHAIL* AA-
You forgot sudden pain.
Pain-HUUUH AH
The quick cut is the best
No Jack, that was pure unedited husky. They really do hit those high notes like the worlds most frightened soprano
I mostly made this list for me, but in case anyone else wants it here you go lol
0:00 -- Intro
0:45 -- Legolas' heir
1:12 -- I smell pennies
2:03 -- Startled black & white dog
2:27 -- Screaming deer followed by screaming husky
3:55 -- Screaming squirrel(?)
4:18 -- Bad Will
4:50 -- 'Dark Souls Boss' dog
5:09 -- Death of Mr. Hot Dog
5:27 -- Take me out to the ball game
6:14 -- Battle of the children
6:46 -- Unfortunate saliva incident
7:16 -- Gender reveal mystery
7:41 -- Goose
8:22 -- Fear of bridges
8:39 -- Screaming gopher (?)
9:01 -- Trampoline park funtimes
9:41 -- Paper towel dispenser
10:21 -- Screaming husky (again)
11:00 -- Batteries
11:39 -- Tom compilation
12:43 -- Outro
2:40 this deer isn't normal
*She became a Wolf*
Hello fake poods
Elon musk: that's a dolphin
PETA: .....
I guess you could call it a DEERwolf.
ƿ૯ωძɿ૯ƿɿ૯ 9 or he
Person: Screams
My Brain: This is the pinnacle of comedy
Me: Laughs
Also me: Why is this funny
*[Confused Screaming]*
But when the dogs scream.
What happens then?
AhhhhhAhhhhhHHHHHHahhhhHhHhahahHaHaHahAhahhhhhHhhhhHHHHHH
[Cute Screaming]
*[getting perfectly cut off]*
Confused screaming causes you to laugh at your scream so your brain melts
9:01 to 9:13 best laugh ive had in a while
Jacks laughing makes my day better!!💕😁
I found the original clip. Search up: Guy screaming and doing parlour.
12:00 All of those screams by Tom were voiced by William Hanna himself. Not only was he a fantastic producer but a brilliant voice actor as well.
This is a perfectly normal comme-
ARRGHH
This is a perfect rep-
AAARRRRRGGG
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Every video I watch I always see your comment. It makes my day honestly.
@@CoralSMoon same here
-4 subscribers your vids are awesome
11:46 "Are you ready for 100% original content? Robin is cool."
Indeed you are, Robin.
Vine is back!
Imagine before he records, he just looks at Evelien and tells her "If you hear me constantly screaming, don't be surprised"
At 10:13 is seriously NO ONE talking about how he said HAIR dryer instead of the hand dryer???
Sean : I love physical violence. 6:35
Media : Games make you sadistic
Jack - “Don’t we all miss vine”
Immediately after i got an ad for tik tok.
Jack - “Now we’re just stuck with tik tok”
Perfect timing
Heh! same here dude!
Katriel Venables well were stuck with gacha to
Coincidence?
*I think not!*
I don’t know why my brain thought it would be a good idea to watch this series with a headache but he did update the 4th part so why not
Gabbie in the the other room like: “is he hurt or just being happy Irish boi?”
Child #1: *slap*
Child #2: AAAAAHHHH
Jack: *laughs at screaming child*
I like sushi and chicken nugget
What?
Sushi_Nugget | Because of your name :)
*bulli.*
*_>:C_*
Deer: *screams*
Truck: *crash*
Ad: BUY THIS PRODUCT!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH-
Raven Animations that happened to you to?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perfection
Dead deer:
nobody:
Elon Musk: *laughter*
haha, half the time, it was just ads because THEY KEEP POPPING UP AND THEY ARE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH----
My ad was partymasters
Am I the only one who whenever he uploads one of these I just binge the entire series
You’re not alone my friend
“We’re allowed laugh more than once”
Danny gonzalez: let me introduce myself
Imagine being jacksepticeye’s roommate and hear him scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“Business as usual”
Yeet
HAPPY WHEELS
Börk
@@swedisheagle3182 I think you mean björk good sir
Jack: "D...Did they die?"
*Ad plays*
Me: Quality timing...
SSSSAAAMMMMEEEEEE
Same broooo
Mine was the batterys
I got an Ad where a guy began with "Yes, little one"
Same
I wish the “To be Continued” meme would be after all these videos
@Maselek trueeeeee
“RIP in peace”~Jacksepticeye 2019
Nobody:
Jacks neighbors: *hears distant screaming* “Oh sounds like jacks recording again”
Jack: “aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH”
wouldn't his neighbours call him sean
@Caleb McCaslin NO ONE CARES!
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHH
colorbar.s oh lol whoops! Hahaha yeah you’re right
Caleb McCaslin wow I guess 2 people must not be able to have similar ideas I apologize greatly for being such a terrible human being (sarcasm)
How to find Jack
Tilt up head: AAAaaaaa.
Jack in the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Works I live in his neighborhood I can hear him
@@bonnieshenton9426lucky
After reading this comment I actually went out into my front yard and screamed as loud as I could I got about five other shouts and response from different people
@@sarahholly6472 what did they say?
@@bonnieshenton9426 dude ur so lucky
1:13
Never gets old
8:35
I'm laughing way to hard at this
12:16
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
5:36
I SMELL PENNIES! 1:17
3:37 I WANNA SEE THOSE PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS MAKE YOU LAUGH MAN
Who else thought this was another compilation of jack screaming?
Me
That'd be everyone
Me
Me
Wasn't it?
Me: Finally I can keep the memes to my self
Article 13: I SMELL MEMES
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Your username is very untrue
@@Idk-rr8mt how can it be untrue if it's a question?
Mattithias Levell true
And they pronounces it as "Memees" too
very true
11:06 that sounds like you back in the old days
My family is scared.... I keep randomly screaming and then BURSTING out with laughter
Also jack’s scream is just so perfect and I don’t know why
*jack with room mates*
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
room mate: *three a.m.* dude wtf
Me as a roommate
Nah, anyone who chooses to be roommates with Jack would just join in.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
If anyone here is a Smosh fan I think Jack and Shayne should do a video where they just scream the entire time
@@kadensmith86 Omg him on try not to laugh with Shayne? Think about THAT one🤣
“Vine please come back we miss you, now all we have is TikTok”
I felt that
Well...
Oh wow
quiet_hufflepuff 1017 it’s back now
Byte: *allow me to introduce myself*
😐
my dudes about to scream out his loudest warrior cries
imagine being a voice actor, and you get the part thats just screaming. thats magical.
Fun fact: all of Tom's original screams were recorded by either William Hannah or Joseph Barbara... I can't remember which one... because of how low budget the studio was at the time they couldn't get a voice actor for Tom so they just did the screams themselves
The two iconic ones we love? Heck yeah! True legends right there.
It was mostly William Hanna I believe, Joseph Barbara only did a few if I’m correct. 🤨
That’s actually incredibly interesting, cool.
They should hire Sean
And thank God for that!! Tom’s screams are absolute perfection
Jack: Stupid tik tok!
Also Jack: *has already laughed at five tik toks and doesn't even know it*
This needs more likes 🙌
Most tik tok videos might be stolen
I was reading the comments and I saw this one right when he said it 😂
Stupid doesn't mean not funny
true dat
Jack: "They go for the Knees! Geese, Knees they Rhyme for a Reason."
Confirmed! Dolan Dark is PewDiePie!!!
5:21 rip in peace he said in stead of rest in peace
Sean: *SCREAMS*
Camera: *FREEZES*
Me: Aw shit, here we go again
Jacksepticeye.exe has stopped working
Wyatt Mangus I like ur profile pic
Za warudo
*cough* seán *cough*
@@holodolphin3728 Thank you
1:17 i smell pippes🗿
11:47 can we appreciate that the playlist on the side of the screen says “100% original jacksepticeye memes”? That’s attention to detail
I’m a simple man. I see screaming Sean, I like.
Mike I love your vids. Very funny
Funny man ahAAAAAAAA
444 likes
I am simple girl. I see eugene I click
Jack's humor:
Loud noises
Hitting children
Screams
You just said the same thing 3 times
So lazarbeam?
I just realized someone else said this
I pressed "screams" thinking it was "read more"
I'm afraid jack might be a sadist 😂😂😂
Tiktok audio?
The spit in the eye's review on it's score
-10/10
You went from “top of the morning to ya laddies” to “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!” To just “AAAAAA”. perfect. Also that doe went from a door to a horror movie character.
8:52 "Is this all my channel is now?"
Jack...your channel was filled with screams before as well...
wrong! his channel IS the screams! >:3
If you listen closely... You can hear the wild Jacksepticeye's mating call... Listen.
Jacksepticeye: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH*
Majestic...... Can I feed it.....
You don't have to listen they closely, it echos throughout the world.
Few days after their first meeting, when Evelien's hearing finally returned, she knew he's the one.
It brings me joy to just see you smile and laugh jack. Keep it up man!
‘’Oh no RIP IN PEACE’’ OML IM DYING😂😂😭😭😭😭
I genuinely thought this was a 13 minute compilation of jack just screaming from his videos
Same
Same here lmao
sameeee
SAME XD
Omg same
Board- Finally i can keep these laughs to myself
Jack- *I SMELL LAUGHS*
Board- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*
🤣
@@erikalipcsey8584 Thanks I laughed at my own joke too.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is this tik tok of aguy in Lisa Simpson mask screaming Hit or Miss.
*dying whale noise* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
As someone with horrific social anxiety and is very quiet an Irish man screaming and who can ramble on about anything for hours if it's interesting enough is my comfort person
Jack: SKITTTTLLLEEEEESSSS
My dog: *tilts head*
My dog's name is Skittles...
“I SMELL PENNIES” and that obstacle course guy had me dying
I smell penis
@@kois4505 uhhh..... Pennies.. Not penis
Cedric Dela Cruz r/whoosh
@@whore_knee r/whoooosh
Dude why did I read that as "I smell penises" ?????
7:56 Fun Fact: if you're ever attacked by a goose, grab it by the neck and do one of two options. Give it a light squeeze, not enough to choke the animal, but enough to let it know that you're more powerful and in control. Then you can either do this next step or just immediately skip to this and ignore the first part: throw the goose as far as you can.
*YEET THE GEESE*
yeese
*Geese* ? Do you mean goose? Or am I throwing more than one at a time? That seems unnecessarily dangerous...
Auden The Ice Dragon 😂
Auden The Ice Dragon
*YEESE*
Auden The Ice Dragon I just punch thing that try to intimidate me with violence...
It tends to work pretty well, especially when the intimidator is a beanpole.
Sean being wholesome:
Also Sean: I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!
Jack: "If geese had teeth, they'd be the apex preditor of this planet."
Me: Who's gonna tell him?
*Penguin comes out of nowhere*
Penguin: I sMeLl PeNnIeS!
Me:
My god the timing i read this comment as the scene happened
momika that’s just so good 😂
Me : oh ok
Bawnk
Kids in my school sprint down the halls screaming "I SMELL PENNIES!!"
Some Of The People In Ireland are Wild life
- Jacksepticeye 2019
*OH MY GOD*
I can confirm, it’s true
Well... he's not wrong, trust me 😂
Lmao
That deer seriously went from cute squeaks to demon spawn scream....
Rewatching Jacksepticeye videos while in bed for Covid. Both a great idea because I love Jack and he’s hilarious, a bad idea because every time I laugh I go into a coughing fit.
Jack: "If geese had teeth, they would be the apex predator of the animal kingdom."
Robin: *"I'm about to ruin this man's life."*
f in chat for all life
There are tons of robins living around my house and I swear they are so territorial, like they go all out lmao
Breeze Grey wolf he was talking about the editor but okay
BlossomMinion well shit now I feel stupid
geese do have T E E T H
*child slaps child*
HOOHOOO YEAH!
Jesus Sean. Please never change
For anyone here after this post says 59+ mins, it was liked within 22 for all I know.
Don't change Sean! You ARE perfect!
Don't worry we'll take care of it
The paper towel dispenser sounds like its saying 'fuuck' if you listen closly you'll hear it too.
I'm glad that in the new Tom and Jerry movie that they used Tom's original screams in the movie. Hearing his screams brought back lots of memories of watching the cartoons.
Boy: Mum, why is that man yelling?
Mother: Ugh, don't look at him...
XD
Sean: *looks around*
"Okay, the wall is soundproof, I'll carry on"
WE'LL CARRY OOOOOON. sorry....I had to..
*carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...*
Im ur 100th like thank me later
**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
"if you don't chuckle you might be dead"
Ad: plays
Me: am I dead?
The fact that a dude this legendary loves Tom & Jerry equally as much as I do made me EXTREMELY happy-
Genuinely expected it to be a compilation of Sean screaming for 13 minutes. I was so prepared to sit through it. A pleasant surprise that it was this instead. Lol!
Still would watch 13 mins of him screaming tho.
Sean always scream right...?
@@stevejazon6861 Yeas
OnlyKnownAsC same lol xD
I thought so, too!
OnlyKnownAsC ikr same
"I'm a laughy taffy guys...
I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!!!"
6:36
Sean: *getting murdered and screaming for his life*
His neighbors: "I wonder what he's recording"
this is balm for any pain, this is pure comedy
I've been laughing for an hour now
Sean: *Screams at the top of his lungs*
Neighbors: SHUT YOUR...
12:39
Baluam
Ad
*gets ad before*
Door
@A Strange Girl Named Bella I swear I came back to see it again, and then I see this and die from laughter, thanks I needed that
Nobody:
2:28 *my door when its 2 am*
Oh shit get out of there
*our* door
@@master_of_tesco9388 *USSR anthem intensifies*
228 in russia is like 420 in america
I’m wheezing
Times I had food or drink in my mouth and laughed because of something in the video (d = drink f= food):
1:19 d
2:43 d
3:58 d
4:55 d
6:19 f
8:25 f
8:41 f
9:11 f
10:30 f
11:07 d
love you and your videos keep up the good work
Imagine flirting with ya girl. You got a piece of choco, you say "ah." It's a picture of pure love, until you realize she watches Jacksepticeye. She then replies
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" while staring into your soul.
Come on, mate. Give her the chocolate.
Woah. I saw all those likes and thought TH-cam was glitching out. Thanks, y'all.
😂 alright bud
Jack : *screams*
Jack's neighbors: *asserts dominance by screaming back*
Edit: (Why are replying to this? Continue I've never had anyone reply this much on a comment)
Jack is still gonna win.
This is actually so funny
I thought this actually happened and was a little dissapointed that it didn't
This actuallt happened to a Finnish friend of mine in her last apartment. Both of them got noice complains the next day. :D
I comment oof
Jack in 2019: TikTok isn't funny
Jack in 2022: makes TikTok FYP videos and uploads his own TikToks
Person: unevenly rips paper towel
Machine: AHHHHHH
"Geese will mess you up."
Little did he know... Untitled Goose Game came out later in the year.
In the game he goes FOR THE FUCKIN KNEES
Hjonk Hjonk Am Goose
I was about to comment this.....
It's so perfect I don't want to like the comment
It was once perfect but 9 people ruined it
“If geese had teeth they’d be the apex predator of the planet”
I’m sorry my Irishman but I’m afraid that our nightmares are true
Geese have teeth
The end is near everybody
*cries* please no..
literally
We are far inferior
Oh fuck
THE HOINKENING
Maybe a bit late but the timing with the music when the first child hit the other is on point. Well done Robin.
Who knew screams could make me laugh so hard 😂
2019 Jack: "stupid tiktok"
And 1 year later
2020 Jack: "I stay up late watching tiktok, tiktok is the best"
Crazy how people could change in just a year
"funny how bitches turn into my fans"
no, people are crazy because of what's changed in a year. stupid ;]
@@aqueous_fireball1622 ... it was a tik tok song reference
TikTok wasn’t good/funny when this video came out. Now people are making vines 2.0 on tiktok and some are actually good.
I always will hate tiktok