When somebody asks me, "Am I muted," I always have to say, "Yes." Talked with a guy online for a minute and a half, helping him unmute himself, before he realized.
31:56 has perhaps my favorite interaction of this series. "How about-Mark, here's a trade. You give me the orange, you get to keep that railroad, and then you trade Bob the railroad, Bob'll give me the orange-or no-uh-no, i'll give Bob the orange-how about we both give bob our oranges and railroads?" "… … … *_w h a t ?_* "
In a regular game red is the most common roll statistically but they're playing the "capitalist man kick you repeatedly with his magic boot across the board" mode.
@@internettevarolanadam Actually I thought it was technically orange as it is 7 away from the most common spot in the game Jail and is cheaper. Red is second though.
@@sprshb1852 orange's average might beat red you might be right. One of the red was the most common place if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure someone did the math in the internet.
Why do people get mad in monopoly I’ve never fully understood that. I stay calm the whole time no matter what 😂 (as in I very much don’t understand this and I’m genuinely asking why people get mad)
Things I learned: 1. If you give generous amounts to the other players, you get good luck 2. Everyone is walking on a thin line 3. Believe in the heart of the dice 4. Fair is fair 5. You right
@@yaboi5139 Lixian probably cropped the footage from his camera manually and used a greenscreen effect to let part of him show through while the background stays hidden.
Bob "Have fun in jail." Mark "FINE, I will!" *later that year during a Heist with Markiplier* Mark "I DONT WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
@@laurenwhite770 actually Mark doesnt own a green screen what it is, the cameras lense is wider, so all lexian has to do is crop out the background when mark "escapes his box"
Rixxalight nope, Mark does have a green screen and that’s how he’s doing that. He showed it off in a livestream a while back. The camera covers more area than his normal square, so he’s just green screened onto the game.
Wade: “YES 1 dollar, we’re eating stale bread tonight” Wade: “I wanted to buy a house but they won’t sell it to me for 7 dollars” Mark and bob not laughing at either of those and me here dying
This comment reminds me of the one scene from 3rd Rock From The Sun lol "I wanted to buy a Yamaha but I didn't have enough money for that either" "Well how much do you have?" "I have no money."
the bit was a bit over played at that point but the eating freash bread comment when bob landed on his property for 220 brought it full circle and had me in stitches.
1:28:33 could you not use that exploit to gain infinite money, too? If you owned say park place which sells houses for 100$ and your opponents only have a dollar, you could continually sell park place's houses and re-buy them to gain 99 dollars.
that’s technically sadism, not masochism, so he would be correct in saying he isn’t a masochist in that situation. but in every other situation, he’s totally just testing his limits lol /s
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a commenter on this video who had the word “Cheeto” in their name, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Its actually really interesting cause you can see the way that Bob kept finding ways to avoid selling houses on the blues and let Mark and Wade think he was helpless so they kept keeping him barely in the game until Mark landed on it
Marks soundboard: “I’m so reaOH HI BOB!” Wade, completely unfazed: “this is starting off well!” Marks soundboard “hi wade!” *w h y d i d i l a u g h s o h a r d*
Well it takes good sports to play a game like monopoly, and in their mind mark wasn't being a good sport Example beginning at 26:20 Mark made a game mistake and forgot to put houses on the yellows, bob, being the good sport he is, payed the yellow anyway. Question is, would mark have done the same, the internet may never know
@@Yellowredstone It's like humans are so complicated they're simple. Like a grandfather clock, it's pretty complicated but you still have to make sure you really know how to use it to use it and make it work properly. Though with a smart watch it's so incredibly complicated with all the software that it's simple, simple to use, simple to fix, predictable even, but there can always be variants or malfunctions. Hi and thank you for listening to my tedtalk lol.
Faiz Khan ya know mark screwed himself at the end of the game. He kept saving bob basically giving him a gateway to victory. Edit: Mark could have still won even though wade declared bankruptcy. He had the railroads which could had broke bob slowly. Also with the amount of times red was missed they are practically useless unless for a money source.
I'm rewatching and just realized that when mark was doing this 'exploit' 1:28:50 he could of totally turned it into a real exploit of selling a house on yellow for $75, then buy it from the auction for $33, for a net gain of $42 out of thin air.
Recently I pulled this move in an irl game. Family barely realized what I was doing until I was up about 230 bucks. We very quickly instated a house rule after that.
Wade: "Let's give Bob our oranges and our railroads" Mark: "Um... no" Don't worry Mark, he's still just practicing thinking. He hasn't mastered it yet.
When they were talking about Bob owning the Railroads so he could keep a whole dollar, all that popped into my head was, "We built this city! We built this city on Wade's bad trades!"
Mark: suffers the firs half of the game* In a trade, Bob gives mark railroads. Mark: benefits from said railroads* Mark: starts to save Bob when Bob starts to die* Has over a thousand dollars for 6 turns Loses money to Bob Bob: OH THE KARMA!
Mark: Drags on the game for longer by pity paying Bob and Wade. Also Mark: Got frustrated with the length of the game and just quit despite having the upper hand
Julian Fan I mean he didn’t really have the upper hand, at the point he quit Bob owned most of the board, meaning even if he never landed on a high value property he would have been drained of funds pretty quickly.
1:29:37 Wade does NOT get nearly enough credit for his impersonations, and that was one of his most highly underrated ones I’ve ever heard him make. My sleeve is wet from laughing into my arm to stay quiet so I don’t wake my wife up
The “monopoly guy” sends you to the next property that YOU DO NOT own after counting your roll. So if u roll a seven, he takes you to the next property YOU DO NOT own that is after seven spaces.
I love how they took a game intended to teach about the dangers of uncontrolled capitalism and turned it into controlled capitalism by constantly making deals and helping each other out. EDIT: You know, when they weren't also dicking each other over.
This feature-length video was some of the best 1 hour and 45 minutes I've ever spent. It has everything you could ever want. Action, Drama, Horror, Suspense, Mystery, Adventure, Plot Twists, and most importantly, Capitalism. Absolutely wonderful.
1:38:55 👏 🤣 The fact that Wade isn't wipping the crap out of them with 3 sets stretched one right after the other... He literally owns a whole side and a corner
@@matthememelord7829 but nobody really had much and if he invested completely in that side mortgaging everything else he would wiped them clean... At least I think that's how it was it's been so long since I watched this.
@@leonestello he only has 9 property’s all of them in a colour set and no one once (exept for bob) landed on the reds after they were purchased and he didn’t have enough money to make any moves
@@levipeterken4020 well not nessaseraly since it takes 2750 dollars to get the blue hotels and its a 2 in 40% chance of landing there but i get what you mean
The forced "We're happy, we're happy!" immediately followed by the emphatic "NO!" describes pretty much every single time my family gathers under one roof.
Nope, they met at one of Mark's panels, Ethan met Mark twice before he got hired as an editor, and Ethan just did backflips for him. Lol it's on TH-cam, pretty awesome actually.
@@ThePriorityAlpha Oh I know lol, it just seemed to me like your first comment was replying to it as if it was a serious question rather than a joke (if that makes sense). So I thought I'd clarify just in case :)
@@riverhoke5907 legit in like the first two minutes it looks like hes spilling into the game when hes like readjusting 1:06 is where he points kinda into the game
It's definitely not an exploit to abuse auctions. It punishes players for not having money to compete, which is the entire philosophy of monopoly If someone doesn't have enough money to stop you, you run the show
Monopoly is a game where it asks "can you swim". If you say yes it leaves you alone, If you say no it says "Here let me just strap you with weights" monopoly is the reserve snowball affect, the longer it goes the bigger your snowball diminishes. 😂
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"I've seen the path it's very narrow...But I have skinny feet"
-Bob, 2019
This made ramen noodle-tasting water go up my nose
Bob the philosopher
This is an underrated quote from Bob
Time stamp?
Layne 1:07:38
When somebody asks me, "Am I muted," I always have to say, "Yes."
Talked with a guy online for a minute and a half, helping him unmute himself, before he realized.
*stands slowly and starts clapping*
Pure genius. 10/10
I've got to try that sometime
Lmao
.
31:56 has perhaps my favorite interaction of this series.
"How about-Mark, here's a trade. You give me the orange, you get to keep that railroad, and then you trade Bob the railroad, Bob'll give me the orange-or no-uh-no, i'll give Bob the orange-how about we both give bob our oranges and railroads?"
"… … … *_w h a t ?_* "
32:10
Wade: You give Bob the orange & the railroad, I give Bob the orange, & we call it fair.
Mark: .......No?
“Red is one of the most valuable properties”-proceeds to play the entire game without touching them ever again
In a regular game red is the most common roll statistically but they're playing the "capitalist man kick you repeatedly with his magic boot across the board" mode.
@@internettevarolanadam 🤣🤣
Bro, 666 likes...
@@internettevarolanadam Actually I thought it was technically orange as it is 7 away from the most common spot in the game Jail and is cheaper. Red is second though.
@@sprshb1852 orange's average might beat red you might be right. One of the red was the most common place if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure someone did the math in the internet.
“The path is narrow but my feet are small” is such a raw line
"But I have skinny feet" is the line I think
1k likes and 2 replies, wow
1:07:36 for anyone who wants to skip to it.
AND I WOO-
@@ghastiafy67 mind boggling lol
Title: You're tearing this family apart
Mark literally a second into the video: I am so happy this is happening
Because its only just begun...
There is a new five nights at f*ckboys 4
I uploaded Mark memes and edits that I've made it would mean a lot if you all could check it out
Aisha A truth🤣🤣🤣🤣
GamingJackal646 EvilKingofInsanity good to know MARK READ HIS COMMENT PLZ I MISS THAT SERIES
I will never be able to fathom how Wade gets so angry when he’s playing Uno but he stays completely calm during Monopoly. MONOPOLY.
There's no Barbara in Monopoly
I am pretty sure he holds all the rage in throughout the game and then releases it all in a horrifying scream when he is done playing
Yeah Wade doesn't have to deal with Barbra in this game. XD
Aharon Benabou or when he plays uno with barbara
Why do people get mad in monopoly I’ve never fully understood that. I stay calm the whole time no matter what 😂 (as in I very much don’t understand this and I’m genuinely asking why people get mad)
"ZOINKS whatta ROLL!!!" plays in my head at least once a week and I'm disappointed it didn't become a frequent joke among them
ZOINKS, what a ROLL!!
@@SteampunkHorseZOINKS, whatta REPLY!!
@@nobodynowhere000ZIONS, what a USERNAME!!
i qoute this often, would say almost bidaily.
Things I learned:
1. If you give generous amounts to the other players, you get good luck
2. Everyone is walking on a thin line
3. Believe in the heart of the dice
4. Fair is fair
5. You right
Ecept its ak=ll a scam
You right
Katie Ho you righttt
You write
@@victoriatal7842 Ewe Wright
UNO: You right.
Monopoly: Fair is fair.
a really awkward gay person you fair or fair is right or maybe right is right
Okay but lemme just say that your username is amazing.
a really awkward queer person I love your username and picture because same
Your name is a mood-
I think UNO is more like "Heart of the cards" or "Your gonna laugh"
9:13
"That's like $53 dollars... That's a hundred and fifty three dol- two- one- uh seven... Uh carry the- that's more than a hundred dollars!"
~Wade
I read this comment, as that time frame played normally. Haha!
That's at least a a dollar
(54:54) Mark: rolls a 13
Also Mark a few seconds later: The ONE you didn't mortgage!!!!!
Me: There goes his luck.
My math skills in a nutshell.
@@magenta9105 oh that happened to me too
Me: "I can't sit through a movie! It's boring!"
Me throughout this 1 hour and 46 minute video: *"This is fine."*
As a follow up
Me: No I just watched the movie like 2 years ago I'm not going to watch it again
Also me: fifth or sixth time rewatching this
what movies do you know that are less than this long? you watchin short films?
@@alexbowlin7044 so many movies are around an hour and a half tho? bro even the lego movie
That's weird
@@365bumpinthat I agree with you like wtf 💀 why all the movies got to be hour and a half💀
The amount of times mark agreed to bob's absolutely ridiculous trade offers was mind boggling
Fair is fair.
He would have probably won if he didn't
literally at 38:46 i absolutely lost my sh*t
You do know they are playing to have fun and they all know they made shitty trades. Its a about the fun.
@@evvlovessssstars literally he woulda won if he didnt make that dumbass trade %100 he woulda won
Mark: *comes out of his little square
Lixian: *reality can be whatever I want it to be*
Yeah i honestly dunno how that works? How does his head get out the box but his room doesnt?
@@yaboi5139 Lixian probably cropped the footage from his camera manually and used a greenscreen effect to let part of him show through while the background stays hidden.
He had a green screen
insta
@@clementinezen4055 It was in the live stream, but probably what you said but mark did it.
Bob "Have fun in jail."
Mark "FINE, I will!"
*later that year during a Heist with Markiplier*
Mark "I DONT WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Sansy Baby it was yancy all along
Clever man
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its a prison life for meeeeeeee
@@trollipopper7221 mark dies
Bob: “How many houses are left?”
Mark: “2”
Bob: “okay I’m going to buy something impulsively to make myself feel better about life.”
104:24
1:04:24
this is literally why I'm broke
@@itslexi_ A year later, but totally not me sitting there trying to find 104 in the video...
Why did you format the time stamp like a bible verse
Mark: *goes out of his box*
Me: What kind of sorcery is this?
i want to know how Lexian did that
Rixxalight righttt. Probably a green screen like Jack uses
@@laurenwhite770 actually Mark doesnt own a green screen what it is, the cameras lense is wider, so all lexian has to do is crop out the background when mark "escapes his box"
Rixxalight oh cool! Thanks for letting me know lol
Rixxalight nope, Mark does have a green screen and that’s how he’s doing that. He showed it off in a livestream a while back. The camera covers more area than his normal square, so he’s just green screened onto the game.
Wade: “YES 1 dollar, we’re eating stale bread tonight”
Wade: “I wanted to buy a house but they won’t sell it to me for 7 dollars”
Mark and bob not laughing at either of those and me here dying
Well i mean theyre used to their own comedy, i dont laugh at every slightly comedic thing my friends say
This comment reminds me of the one scene from 3rd Rock From The Sun lol
"I wanted to buy a Yamaha but I didn't have enough money for that either"
"Well how much do you have?"
"I have no money."
Is that damien?
No, emkay
the bit was a bit over played at that point but the eating freash bread comment when bob landed on his property for 220 brought it full circle and had me in stitches.
Mark:(arm comes out of frame onto game)
Me : *OH SHI-*
DroxyDraws CykoEdits SAME! I had to go back just to make sure I seen what I seen.
@@mckenziewilson7596 what's the time stamp?
8:51
is he green screening
vibe check
0:27
love how Lixian uses the NO in MONOPOLY for Bob’s NO
You can tell how proud mark is of his ability to leave his little square
You right
Hes freeee!
I'm still tryna figure this out how he does it
The Demonitizer Maybe green screen
@@ShitskaterNoah green screen and crop his background or masking
This is the most chaotic good game of monopoly I have ever witnessed
Shelby Allen the most chaotic game I witnessed lasted over 6 hours we kept landing on each other’s hotel and kept gaining 1 and losing 1.5k
One time I played a game of Uno that lasted an hour....... Never again
I mean me and my cousins have each drowned each other in debt and we allowed barters for property that ended in chaos.
Im your 666th like
My cousins got in a physical fight over a 100 bill. It was torn in half, and then taped.
"What can I suck to make this right?"
-every bard in every DnD session
As a bard I can confirm this...
almost think I need to be a bard now, my character is a rip-off of Macgyver with Jesus powers to turn everything into platinum
As a warlock who plays with bards, I can also confirm.
I tried to turn into a werewolf, it didn't work
As a bard, I can agree
1:28:33 could you not use that exploit to gain infinite money, too? If you owned say park place which sells houses for 100$ and your opponents only have a dollar, you could continually sell park place's houses and re-buy them to gain 99 dollars.
"What can I suck to make this right?" - Bob 2019
who*
Xd
this is the first thing i see before even hitting play... gonna be a good episode indeed...
I wish we could make that a hashtag all for bob
👌
"It's gotta hurt! That's what I want, I want it to hurt!"
- Mark "Not Masochist" Fischbach
He's not a masochist, he just like testing the limits of the human body.
Mark "some people mistake me for some sort of masochist, which I'm clearly not" Fischbach
that’s technically sadism, not masochism, so he would be correct in saying he isn’t a masochist in that situation. but in every other situation, he’s totally just testing his limits lol /s
“People might mistake me as some kind of masochist which ISENT true and would be ridiculous for people to think so”
that was to bob so it was sadism
We need a "U RIGHT" button for sale. Similar to the "that was easy" button.
Hot& SpicyGaming Agreed. I need this in my life please.
Yes
U RIGHT
seriously, i say u right all the time now
I seriously would buy it for 15 bucks.
I don't know why, but every time Mark leaned out of his frame it made me laugh
The amount of attempts to literally buy their karma just at the 40 minute mark is astounding.
...if that pun was intention, well done.
Meanwhile Mark like kid in camdy store getting all the mons
Lmaoo ikr ;-;
I like how Mark saved Bob multiple times from losing and Bob just keeps shouting "KARMA FOR NOT BEING A NICE GUY"
"I feel like I should upgrade my houses..."
"Now Wade, come on..."
"I just feel like you guys deserve a nicer stay ^.^"
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a commenter on this video who had the word “Cheeto” in their name, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
@@jackofsometrades9208 Lol, I'll take this as a compliment
@@jackofsometrades9208 that’s from that one phongus and throbe show
Thanks don cheeto
@@gug9486 for what?
Beginning Of Monopoly: Alright, doubles!
Middle of Monopoly: Oh no, doubles.
Endn of monopoly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Same with the man
near the end: OH FUCK, DOUBLES!
reverse those
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Its actually really interesting cause you can see the way that Bob kept finding ways to avoid selling houses on the blues and let Mark and Wade think he was helpless so they kept keeping him barely in the game until Mark landed on it
“Fooker”
This is -beeping- Barbra’s fault”
“-beep- Barbra”
“You right”
I feel like thats gonna be his next merch
Yeah, yeah, you right
BEEP
Who is barbera
suspicious carl wade’s worst enemy
"you're tearing this family apart"
i bet it's barbara
You right
This is f*beep*ing Barbara's fault!
Barbara Bush.
Castsmith nah it’s Karen she took the kids and it tore the family apart
Castsmith i swear it’s not me
17:05
"Red is one of the most valuable properties to own!"
1:46:16
"No one ever once landed on goddamn red!"
Wait WHAT LOLOLOLOLOL
I mean they did, wade got at least 1400 from Bob alone
@@maniandbeano When the propertys he had give 600/700 per landing, they didnt land on it often
@@dawaaagh7496 that's true
first one is 17:00 actually
1:29:38 is unreasonably funny to me and idk why. wade's weird voice and mark's immediate confusion is just so good
Lol
Marks soundboard: “I’m so reaOH HI BOB!”
Wade, completely unfazed: “this is starting off well!”
Marks soundboard “hi wade!”
*w h y d i d i l a u g h s o h a r d*
What make is the soundboard
@@kingh_smarta7024 What crack are you on?
@@Mysterion0 None, because it's a completely valid question, idiot.
@@Mysterion0 He's asking what brand it is.
@@Mysterion0 except it does make sense grammaticaly "make" in this context is commonly accepted as a shortened version of "make and model".
“...and Mark’s not being a team player.” Ok but since when is monopoly a group effort??
Lol Monopoly is never a “team” game nor will it ever be😅
Well it takes good sports to play a game like monopoly, and in their mind mark wasn't being a good sport
Example beginning at 26:20
Mark made a game mistake and forgot to put houses on the yellows, bob, being the good sport he is, payed the yellow anyway. Question is, would mark have done the same, the internet may never know
Now for the counter argument, mark could have easily used the house strat to make infinite money, which he didn't because of how low the strat is
@@superbro7899 monopoly is only for cold hearted, manipulative, exploitative shrews
@@charmedrools1 and if your not one such person, you prey victim to them
I have never, until today, heard someone pronounce the word “viable” as “veeable”
Welcome to the Markiplier Administration.
@@Angry5704 Mark is literally the reason I pronounce room as "rum" I have no clue why but it stuck, and I hate it.
ITS VeEaBlE!
@@oldchannel2652 Ruum
@@Robalexe Mark held me a gunpoint and said "Rum"
Wade: "Could you draw for a charity 37 so Bob and I could at least be tied?"
Bob, in the softest voice: "No, I'm beating you. take that."
1:32:41
Mark: *smells some BS*
Also Mark: *slowly creeps out of the cam box*
Still Mark: bULlsHiT!
That freaked me out the first time it happened
It was so much BS that he broke the box
I had been drawing and listening so when I looked down and saw his hand out of his youtuber cage I was so confused
when was this??? I MISSED IT?!
mark out da cam box, whats he gonna do
“I’ve seen the path, it’s very narrow, but I have skinny feet. AND I WOO- **accidentally mutes mic** **again** ”
Bob muted himself in excitement.
Bob: "It's a good thing that I have this..."
*slap slap slap*
"MATH MACHINE"
Bob speaks the language of the gods.
When the teacher says no calculators so you pull out your math machine
@@roeital5504 When the teacher says no math machines so you pull out your *labatory.*
@@ultrakyodai22 when your teacher says no laboratory so you pull out your mathematics major (who is small enough to fit in your backpack)
@@stuffedbrains its literally just the scene where peter pulls out an asian kid during a math test and saying “Come on, do math.”
Stage 1 0:21 Denial
Stage 2 7:40 Bargaining
Stage 3 20:00 Anger
38:00 Back to Bargaining
Stage 4 1:31:53 Depression
Stage 5 1:44:40 and finally Acceptance
It's fascinating to see predictability in unpredictable creatures. Psychology is weird.
@@Yellowredstone It's like humans are so complicated they're simple.
Like a grandfather clock, it's pretty complicated but you still have to make sure you really know how to use it to use it and make it work properly.
Though with a smart watch it's so incredibly complicated with all the software that it's simple, simple to use, simple to fix, predictable even, but there can always be variants or malfunctions.
Hi and thank you for listening to my tedtalk lol.
I kinda wish this comment would get pinned lmao
Bob saw the path, he saw it this entire time. That was not luck mark got, that was bob making mark set up his victory
You right!
@@bummysalt2221 You right!
Mark even said it would be spectacular if Bob made his come back.
And guess what
He fookin did
Faiz Khan ya know mark screwed himself at the end of the game. He kept saving bob basically giving him a gateway to victory.
Edit: Mark could have still won even though wade declared bankruptcy. He had the railroads which could had broke bob slowly. Also with the amount of times red was missed they are practically useless unless for a money source.
I'm rewatching and just realized that when mark was doing this 'exploit' 1:28:50 he could of totally turned it into a real exploit of selling a house on yellow for $75, then buy it from the auction for $33, for a net gain of $42 out of thin air.
I can't wait to pull off this move and finally do the evil laugh I've always dreamed off.
Recently I pulled this move in an irl game.
Family barely realized what I was doing until I was up about 230 bucks.
We very quickly instated a house rule after that.
@@James-ce6dc Your family is no fun. If it is part of the game as a legit thing you could do, then it should stay. It adds more fun.
@@James-ce6dc Wait I thought exploiting the loopholes of business in order to turn profits is the genuine way to play a capitalist game xD
@@yashjoseph3544 using exploits to beat your family in a board game is the least fun thing imaginable lol.
Wade: "Let's give Bob our oranges and our railroads"
Mark: "Um... no"
Don't worry Mark, he's still just practicing thinking. He hasn't mastered it yet.
38:45
When they were talking about Bob owning the Railroads so he could keep a whole dollar, all that popped into my head was, "We built this city! We built this city on Wade's bad trades!"
I sang that in my head
Mark: suffers the firs half of the game*
In a trade, Bob gives mark railroads.
Mark: benefits from said railroads*
Mark: starts to save Bob when Bob starts to die*
Has over a thousand dollars for 6 turns
Loses money to Bob
Bob: OH THE KARMA!
Dante Lave
You Right
*the plot t h i c c e n s*
Mark: Drags on the game for longer by pity paying Bob and Wade.
Also Mark: Got frustrated with the length of the game and just quit despite having the upper hand
Julian Fan I mean he didn’t really have the upper hand, at the point he quit Bob owned most of the board, meaning even if he never landed on a high value property he would have been drained of funds pretty quickly.
@@blackmantis1511 yes, BUT he could have won if he didnt pity bob and wade so much. And he funded the light blues and browns instead of the yellows
@@extrom4716 That's why in the game of Monopoly, you never show pity.
@@Tigressa101 finally someone smart.
FlowerGirl 19 I’m also smart because I don’t play this 🤬 terrible game!
Your family: destroyed.
My family, watching video together: Y’all we should play monopoly-
GGWP - Good Game Well Played.
You know, I just realized this. Mark only hit Boardwalk after being mean to Wade, telling him to sell his houses. The luck was real. It was all real!
It's karma not so much luck
Bob is always such a delight in these Monopoly videos.
He's so wholesome
You right
And Wade?
yeah and it's so wierd that he doesn't get as much views and subs as Mark and Wade does.. I love Bob!
"Bob is always such a delight" stop right there, no more words needed.
now that we know mark isn’t real, it makes much more sense as to why it sounded fake when he said “zoinks, what a roll!” at 3:32
it was a glitch in his programming
3:30
I mean it sounds perfectly normal to me
Why does he sound so fake when he says you right!!!! Like creepy it
he's just shaggy in a really good costume
Mark at the beginning: "Railroads are trash"
1:37:09 literally EVERYONE is on a railroad after Mark bought them all.
Thought that was Wade
Wasn't that bob
Guys it was obviously Tyler who said it 🙄
29:35 Mark breaks reality out of anger
Bro said massage
Fr tho I though I was the only to notice
37:17
Bob: please good sir just one more dolllar I have a sick son
Mark: ok fine
Bob: now I can buy a tall bud light
"I'm fat."
- Markiplier aka the TH-camr with abs
The Void until I told my Mum what his name was, she only refereed to him as either “the TH-camr with the abs” or “sexy voice guy”
@@PumpkinLuke LMAO
Luke Leeroy bro same-
Luke Leeroy my mom always said he had an annoying voice...i think my mom is broken
when is dis i keep trying to find it and i canttttt
I love that mark appears to pop out of his square, then he leans so far that you can see his hair clip out.
Thaias it’s because his background is a green screen.
The way Wade played this game was honestly ground-breaking
1:25:41
*gets a high roll*
Wade: If I was that High I'd be dead of overdose.
Wade said that, not Bob.
@@Kizerain_ oof yep Im just either deaf or stupid
@@mumzyfulz b...both, maybe?
I am only behind if you measure by who is currently winning. If you measure success in the way that *I* measure success...I CAN SEE THE TRU-
Lilly Olpin i was listening to this as i read it LOL
He was silenced.
@@LogOffAlready He was HUSHED by the church!
Time?
Ur profile picture dos t make sense XD two different company’s own toothless and Baymax and stitch
Ah Monopoly, the fastest way to divorce your partner and alienate your family. *GoOd tiMEs*
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This would be a good place to ask for likes...
But I wont.
LIkE IF ImA herO
Yeet
@@trippledown4082 You're a hero man!
@@fusrodahdaily9664 u rite!
Mario Party - Lose your friends
Monopoly - Lose your family
Uno - Lose your sanity
1:29:37 Wade does NOT get nearly enough credit for his impersonations, and that was one of his most highly underrated ones I’ve ever heard him make. My sleeve is wet from laughing into my arm to stay quiet so I don’t wake my wife up
I don’t get it
The “monopoly guy” sends you to the next property that YOU DO NOT own after counting your roll. So if u roll a seven, he takes you to the next property YOU DO NOT own that is after seven spaces.
Ok
Mark said that already
Now that makes sense
Makes sense but thats so evil.
In other words, after roughly 10 rounds of play "the Monopoly Guy" (Uncle Pennybags) is almost always evil.
This video started very optimistically for a game of Monopoly.
Thank tou for supporting mark!!💜
Always! 😁
"I've seen the path, and its narrow, but I have skinny feet, AND I WOO-" *mic gone*
1:07:38 😂😂😂
That was the best part 😂😂😂
And he walked it.
What did he say?
I love how they took a game intended to teach about the dangers of uncontrolled capitalism and turned it into controlled capitalism by constantly making deals and helping each other out.
EDIT: You know, when they weren't also dicking each other over.
“I muted myself in excitement “ slays me every time
"You're tearing apart my family"
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Your makin your mother cry!👌👌
Your profile pic helps so much with that comment
**I, Giorno Giovanna, HAVE A DREAM**
"YOU DIDN'T RUB ME, I RUBBED YOU!!!"
Markiplier, 2019
What are the fucking chances of him saying this as I read it?
hey, as long as it was a good rub
"I rub you so good"
You right
FR3DDY .N3T
Not very high.
This feature-length video was some of the best 1 hour and 45 minutes I've ever spent. It has everything you could ever want. Action, Drama, Horror, Suspense, Mystery, Adventure, Plot Twists, and most importantly, Capitalism. Absolutely wonderful.
Don’t forget
“What can I suck to make this right?”
*Romance*
"I am only behind if you measure by who's currently winning!" Bob cracks me up 😂
This video could easily be named “gaslighting Mark and breaking down his morals” and contextually it’d still make sense.
"What's wrong with my hotel?!"
"It's GARBAGE."
u right
U RIGHT
u RiGhT
U wrong
YOU'RE RIGHT *AND* YOU ARE GOING TO LAUGH.
I like how Mark basically became a slum lord in this video, becoming the owner of the worst valued properties
1:01:48 Wade: *hits his own house*
Mark: "You hit my house!"
And this is why Mark lost
might as well play Clue next if you're gonna play board games now
Naw bois gotta get mark to play more catan and some seven wonders.
You right
Dogs gone wild They played Catan. They kept inviting Ethan and it was a nightmare
@@CrystalRose1111 I know that's why I said more
That wouldn't end well
And we would love it
1:38:55 👏 🤣
The fact that Wade isn't wipping the crap out of them with 3 sets stretched one right after the other... He literally owns a whole side and a corner
Pink dosent give enough money to ruin anyone unless it has a hotel which cost $1500 same with orange and red was abandoned by thie gods
@@matthememelord7829 but nobody really had much and if he invested completely in that side mortgaging everything else he would wiped them clean...
At least I think that's how it was it's been so long since I watched this.
@@leonestello he only has 9 property’s all of them in a colour set and no one once (exept for bob) landed on the reds after they were purchased and he didn’t have enough money to make any moves
@@matthememelord7829 And honestly boardwark and park place just equal instant win. It's kinda terribly designed
@@levipeterken4020 well not nessaseraly since it takes 2750 dollars to get the blue hotels and its a 2 in 40% chance of landing there but i get what you mean
The forced "We're happy, we're happy!" immediately followed by the emphatic "NO!" describes pretty much every single time my family gathers under one roof.
"rich parents with kids who want to be youtubers ; they hire me"
is that how you met ethan.
Nope, they met at one of Mark's panels, Ethan met Mark twice before he got hired as an editor, and Ethan just did backflips for him. Lol it's on TH-cam, pretty awesome actually.
@@ThePriorityAlpha
OP can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they might've been _joking..._
@@l_2.065 that's pretty obvious.
@@ThePriorityAlpha
Oh I know lol, it just seemed to me like your first comment was replying to it as if it was a serious question rather than a joke (if that makes sense). So I thought I'd clarify just in case :)
@@l_2.065 nah I knew it was a joke, I just wanted to tell the OP how they met, in case they didnt know, and because it a cool story.
Wade’s luck on monopoly is literally the funniest thing ever
Lixian: hold my beer
Did mark use a photo of his room as a green screen... Just so he could break the 4th wall and spill out onto the game?
Fucking genius.
Timestamp?
@@riverhoke5907 legit in like the first two minutes it looks like hes spilling into the game when hes like readjusting
1:06 is where he points kinda into the game
yeah he shows on the livestream how his room is mirrored and the game leaks in slightly so he can stick his head out.
It's very smart because you can make your facecam more friendly and personal but still protect your personal space
I think he just has a green screen in the corner of his room
It's definitely not an exploit to abuse auctions. It punishes players for not having money to compete, which is the entire philosophy of monopoly
If someone doesn't have enough money to stop you, you run the show
Monopoly is a game where it asks "can you swim". If you say yes it leaves you alone, If you say no it says "Here let me just strap you with weights" monopoly is the reserve snowball affect, the longer it goes the bigger your snowball diminishes. 😂
u realize he was buying houses for eight bucks and he couldve placed it on yellow and sold it immediately and pulled 67 dollars out of thin air?
Me and my friends late game: ok I have 3 thousand I could get more houses...
Mark and his friends: I have 1 dollar for bread!
Zomby 456 BREAD BREEEEEEAAAAAAAAD
Bob: Affluent Abutter
Wade: Middle-Class Mogul
Mark: Straight-Up Slumlord
everytime wade screams i just see him flailing his arms in the air like they have no bones
That good old No Bones Wade Scream
Burning P. ancakes oh my goodness. That imagery is perfect
Gmod style
When I imagine this, I see him with some giant head and little arms.
I uploaded Mark memes and edits that I've made it would mean a lot if you all could check it out
“i’m hanging on to my dollar and my dignity” this one seemed more civilized than last time
Watching mark's hand flail in and out of the webcam box at 8:51 is weirdly funny to me lol
How can he even do that though?
His background is a picture on a green screen but does not go the entire way over.
is it funny or proof that mark's background was just edited in the whole time?
@@Jaxconius proof
I like how they’re basically role playing through this game lol
Let me guess - Warfstache Pennybags?
Monopoly 4 life
Only way to play without getting upset with friends
This episode:
Bob: How do I mortgage things?
Last episode:
Keeps pressing control button.
Bob: I don't want to mortgage.
22:17
I want to clarify, Wade's saying, "Yeah, you want my 3 reds for your 1 orange?"
Nobody:
Mark: yOu RIghT
I love this xD
Mark: I'm so happy this is happening!
*10 minutes later*
Mark:"I AM REAL!"
i dont get how you got so much likes but alright
Owo
@@cooltimothy9586 I don't either, I was early and had to put something
That stream with pre recorded voices should be another monopoly episode with Jack completely trolling him the entire time
Kaiju Gaming They need to see this 😂😂
YES PLEASE!!!
-You right- no just no
I just realized that wade made this episode 1:46:00 through unnecessary trades
Yep...and Mark coulda won
Wade: "You didn't appreciate the way I rubbed!"
Mark: "You didn't rub me! I rubbed you!"
The best parts are when Bob accidentally mutes himself 😂😂
That was ONE PART!!!
Jahnavi Bhatt
Bob: “I muted myself out of excitement”
Imagine a world in which you can't end a sentence without using a crying laughing emoji... We live in this world, apparently.
Archangel964 you’re reply disproved itself.
Half of this episode was basically Bob and Wade conning Mark out of money and properties 🤣
And Mark cornering the house market!
Bob would be a great salesman, the pitch of his voice really sells it