Half-Life: HEV Suit

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  • @tharsis
    @tharsis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10822

    He's gonna be pissed when he finds the helmeted suits just littering Xen

    • @spacezombie13
      @spacezombie13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

      and then apparently he DOESN'T TAKE ANY OF THEM.
      AND THEN GETS ANOTHER HELMETLESS SUIT IN 2.

    • @Apatetika
      @Apatetika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @@spacezombie13 Well that other suit in HL2 is just the one you wore in HL1. Probably why it doesn't have a helmet.

    • @Volstx
      @Volstx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      They had helmets when they were in zen did they die? Yes
      Freeman didnt have an helmet did he die? No its the helmet fault

    • @Dev_N
      @Dev_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Pissed that the helmet is just a paintball helmet whit cover in the back

    • @senperj.williams1664
      @senperj.williams1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They ran out of money to make another helmet and gloves, And also A DAM BATTERY.

  • @MrMortull
    @MrMortull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10803

    This is why Black Mesa employs mutes...

    • @SuperGarryGamer
      @SuperGarryGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      First reply? HOW?!?!?!

    • @kustantin
      @kustantin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      wow 1k likes 2 replies gg

    • @EssentiallyFalse
      @EssentiallyFalse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Gordon Freeman is not a mute, he has been confirmed to have had a phone call with one of the Black Mesa personnel.

    • @Anolaana
      @Anolaana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You should have a look at the satirical Freeman's Mind Machinima too then :)

    • @majinbros9971
      @majinbros9971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is why he doesn't talk to anyone.

  • @stev11
    @stev11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3734

    Gordon doesn't need to have a helmet. He's a highly trained professional.

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I instantly read that in Kleiners voice lmao

    • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
      @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We've assured the Highway Patrol that nothing will go wrong.

    • @IfeedDrugsToKidsAndOldPeople
      @IfeedDrugsToKidsAndOldPeople 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy gordon noises

    • @rabbitjack1990
      @rabbitjack1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 ah yes you're right. Gordon, we have a full tank for you.

    • @mrdreamy1747
      @mrdreamy1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *I don't think that's how it works, dawg XD*

  • @justaweepingangel.
    @justaweepingangel. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6614

    *At the end of the game.*
    G-Man: "I took the liberty of taking your weapons, they were government property. As for the suit, I think you earned it."
    Gordon: "I also deserve a helmet."

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      **Cut to Gman falling through Xen**

    • @SeekerLancer
      @SeekerLancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      It would have been absolutely fucking brilliant if at the end of the game Gordon finally broke his silent protagonist shtick to as G-Man for a helmet.

    • @NicksNameGoesHere
      @NicksNameGoesHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It's a total lie though because Gordon is wearing civilian clothes when he shows up in City 17.

    • @AlFredo-sx2yy
      @AlFredo-sx2yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@NicksNameGoesHere well the way i interpreted that when i played hl2 was that probably its as if you had kept the suit the whole time, cause the gman drops you where he drops you for a reason. You show up in that particular place to keep undercover for a while just enough to let you reunite with your suit once again and have enough time to get a weapon. He kept the weapons as he said in the first game so he could only give you back your suit, but dropping you in the middle of city 17 with the HEV and without weapons would do his errr... employers, no good. They seem to need gordon to be alive at that time so its kinda as if you had kept the suit, only that its an entirely different suit and its even a different model... uh... lets just go the obi wan way and say that gman said the truth from a certain point of view i guess.

    • @NicksNameGoesHere
      @NicksNameGoesHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@AlFredo-sx2yy yeah the gman is probably responsible for however Kleiner managed to get the HEV suit and containment pod thing in the first place. I don't see them smuggling something like that all the way across the planet.

  • @fyka2902
    @fyka2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3156

    "Behold! Aperture Science's latest leap in personal protection! The HEV Helmet!"
    - Cave Johnson

    • @floating_goblin
      @floating_goblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I mean, it's implied and very possible that Aperture made the HEV suit to begin with...

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Do remember Black Mesa stoke ideas from aperture science so of course they made it first, just trying to make a more lighter suit

    • @aai404
      @aai404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or maybe, just the boats

    • @CodenameBolts
      @CodenameBolts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@aai404 And probably the Portal Technology

    • @cavejohnson4054
      @cavejohnson4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      My bean counters say, we can save up to 20% if we don’t use helmets.

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    “Those all have one thing in common other than potential lawsuits, and that is how much I want to keep them away from my head”

    • @Endlesshorse64
      @Endlesshorse64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      *The black messa facility is OSHA approved and funded.*

    • @dudug_plays793
      @dudug_plays793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Endlesshorse64 *insert HDTF gman black messa joke here*

    • @Endlesshorse64
      @Endlesshorse64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *black mEssa.*

    • @JamesDoe1131
      @JamesDoe1131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Black mesa gets 97% of its funding from the military and the military gets 97% of there funding from Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit

    • @anomalycenter1197
      @anomalycenter1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, I didn't hear that in the video, thanks very much for repeating the same phrase

  • @enriqueabecerra
    @enriqueabecerra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8558

    But... the dead scientists on Xen with H.E.V. suits are wearing helmets.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

      Sponnick they ran out of helmets

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      No, there are some living scientists ( i dont really remember) and the fact gordon freeman is still alive whilst being in xen, without a helmet may i add. The dead scientists are most likely killed by the xenian wildlife, nihilanth forces such as alien grunt or vorts or that big head floating alien or starved to death

    • @fiercemushroom4840
      @fiercemushroom4840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      fulcrum 29 - Nope, they definitely died from wearing helmets.

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Fierce Mushroom helmets are dangerous. Just one killed my entire family. And because of how evolution works that means it destroyed all life on Earth besides me.

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      The devs have said that Gordon actually does have a Helmet, which is why you can take more than 1 jump from the Headcrabs, and has a HuD... Just for some reason they didn't show the Helmet when you got the suit.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    absolutely nailed gordon's confidence in handling firearms. Dude goes from theoretical physicist to john rambo in the span of 3 short jumping puzzles

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I hate to "um, actually" you, but Black Mesa has a training course for HEV operators, which includes firearms training. Gordon being a capable marksman isn't that surprising.

    • @caesarsalad1336
      @caesarsalad1336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@tbotalpha8133 Then how did he manage to know exactly how the weapons functioned in half-life 2 if he never use them before? Especially the pulse-rifle? Maybe it's because he is *a highly trained professional*

    • @Lunarice98
      @Lunarice98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@caesarsalad1336 well seeing how "smart" ai companions are in 2 I'd reckon that gordon could figure it out. If they can do it so can he. (I haven't actually played 2 yet I'm trying to get through 1 but I hate "on a rail" so much it sucks my desire to play the game).

    • @xxplay64slayerxx93
      @xxplay64slayerxx93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Lunarice98 mate if you didnt play half life 2 then you dont have much of a say here gordon immediately knows how exactly a pulse rifle works without even seeing a rebel fire it let alone receive any training of how that works and since you havent played half life 2 you probably dont know what a rebel is therefore you dont have much to argue with

    • @Lunarice98
      @Lunarice98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xxplay64slayerxx93 wow gatekeeping a conversation.
      Sure I haven't played two but I have seen plenty of content for it. And I do know that gordon is employed by what appears to be a being of immense power that like to work behind the scenes. So it is possible that he was given the knowledge of how the weapons work. Because let's face it. It wouldn't be fun to not being able to use the weapon's of your enemy.

  • @irgendwer3610
    @irgendwer3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    This guy's voice actually fits well Gordon Freeman, and the personality they gave Freeman was a good match too

    • @keatonlividix9107
      @keatonlividix9107 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For me, Ross Scott will always be gordon's voice

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    Gordon Freeman doesn't need a helmet from radioactive material.
    The radioactive material needs a helmet from Gordon Freeman!

    • @sweetgherkinz
      @sweetgherkinz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chuck Norris

    • @yeetmcskeet6872
      @yeetmcskeet6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly trained professional.

    • @JavaMR
      @JavaMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's just brain cancer, you can live with that.

    • @alexc3504
      @alexc3504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JavaMR I don't think you can live with that.

    • @roguezero3427
      @roguezero3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JavaMR I mean I guess you could, but you’d mostly have to be extremely lucky I guess

  • @timsmith618
    @timsmith618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    If I rode a motorcycle wearing nothing but that suit, I'd be breaking the law in twenty states.
    DEAD.

  • @Kpiozero
    @Kpiozero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    That HEV suit looks so professionally made, and the head-crab almost looks like CGI. Seriously excellent job there.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Kpiozero Thanks! Glad our two weeks of work payed off!

    • @Canfsda
      @Canfsda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Damn, you made that in two weeks?

    • @Ghesh_Vargiet
      @Ghesh_Vargiet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Door Monster the headcrab looks way better than some cgi I’ve seen recently

    • @Metalgearfox2000
      @Metalgearfox2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ghesh_Vargiet that head crab is actually a plush .it's offcial

    • @ramiams862
      @ramiams862 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DoorMonster more Half-Life content please !

  • @grooselegacy
    @grooselegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    “Hazardous En.. Vironment suit- who did that?”
    “I voted against it”
    Best joke in the video lmao, this is an absolute classic

    • @Spudstered
      @Spudstered หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I personally believe it’s “Hazardous Enviroment Vehicle”

  • @djsyntic
    @djsyntic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    here he's complaining about not having a helmet when Aperture only gives their test subjects boots.

    • @puppy0cam
      @puppy0cam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      They are very fancy, and very expensive boots.

    • @FIV7p
      @FIV7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      but those boots, are, in fact, protect everything that can be hit. Turrets are NOT a part of a test.

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It can also strangely protect their head in case of jumping to a ceil

    • @yourladbrennen3130
      @yourladbrennen3130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@drmeduimant5066 maybe chell just flips around into the respective direction to brace herself against the impact? probs not technically possible, put looks kinda funny in your head.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes lmao

  • @tomvandalen2212
    @tomvandalen2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "That's like 90% safe at most." Probably one of your more underrated lines

  • @maxwelljohnson6185
    @maxwelljohnson6185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    There is actually a helmet for those HEV suits, though Freeman for some reason does not have one.

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      There are, yes, but tbh, we never see whether he has a helmet or not (no, opposing force doesn't count)
      After all, he has to see the HUD somehow.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Maxwell Johnson To be Honest, do you really want to cover up that beard?

    • @maxwelljohnson6185
      @maxwelljohnson6185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      IkeFanBoy64 Too true. A glorious beard for a glorious man.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maxwell Johnson Or the ponytail Gordon had in the first game, if you played Black Mesa, they mentioned it

    • @ericmotta1
      @ericmotta1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      gordon is 2cool4helmets

  • @Orb8Ter
    @Orb8Ter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5021

    How are you going to clean your glasses if your wearing a helmet?

    • @ol1sk
      @ol1sk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Orb8Ter The same way scuba divers, jet pilots, and astronauts do

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ol1sk Wipers, right?

    • @readysetgo4607
      @readysetgo4607 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +Orb8Ter or even worse, what if your stomach went wrong...

    • @gabem3593
      @gabem3593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my gosh it's you

    • @Orb8Ter
      @Orb8Ter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabe M Oh yeah I remember this one cool stuff, Hello 😀

  • @KurohyoShinso
    @KurohyoShinso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    BECAUSE IT ATTACKS *YOUR FREAKING HEAD*

    • @claude3608
      @claude3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like Barney would say
      "It's your Pet, the Freaking Headhumper"

    • @Jackomojo
      @Jackomojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@claude3608 I thought he always said Head Hopper

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:09 you really can't beat this quote

  • @AliAli-rh9fj
    @AliAli-rh9fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    *Gordon talks*
    Me : Wait it's illegal

    • @theauditor1525
      @theauditor1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean if he didn't talk In the video it wouldn't make sense

    • @Mroziukz
      @Mroziukz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theauditor1525 He doesn't talk in the half life series. Altough it's not really confirmned that Gordon is mute

    • @theauditor1525
      @theauditor1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mroziukz dude I know that I play half life 1

    • @alexpops7241
      @alexpops7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Schrabidium Agree. The same goes with gta 3

    • @neijrr
      @neijrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gordon is *probably* talking in games, it's that we (player) can't hear it
      (Also from technical point, Gordon does "speak" in HL1 - all of recharge stations, med stations and soda machines audiofiles are attached to Gordon)

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2050

    You know, I'm pretty sure they have a HEV suit with a Helmet.

    • @Pepman256
      @Pepman256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      +MURFGAMING1228 You're right, there actually is one. However, you only see it in the final Zen chapters of the game on the dead corpses.

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Pepman
      I knew there was one. I never got a chance to play HL1 (born too late) and I don't think I'll ever be able to get it to run on my computer, but I know I've seen a model of the HEV suit with a helmet.

    • @Pepman256
      @Pepman256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      MURFGAMING1228 I was late to the party too, but picked it up around a year ago on sale for about $2.50. Some of the best 12 hours of gameplay you can get anywhere. It doesn't take a beast of a PC to run either since it was made in '98.

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pepman
      It's not that I don't think I'll be able to run it fast enough, I just have Windows 10. I don't think a game from 1998 will run very well on Windows 10.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      +MURFGAMING1228 Look up the independent source mod called "Black Mesa." It's the entire first game rebuilt from the ground up in the Source engine, and it's fantastic. You'll probably enjoy it more than the original version of the game anyway.

  • @JamookLuke
    @JamookLuke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    I just discovered this channel and I'm binge watching the hell outta it. You guys are absolutely hilarious, keep it up!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Thanks so much! Glad you're enjoying the videos!

    • @ihaveagun22
      @ihaveagun22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WatermelonMovies im doing the same now xD

    • @pungetello
      @pungetello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so am I!!

    • @woolpigsooie
      @woolpigsooie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

  • @PedroNogueiranunes
    @PedroNogueiranunes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I would approve this guy as Gordon Freeman on a movie. that's exactly how I think freeman would talk if he was dubbed

    • @WootmansayWOOT
      @WootmansayWOOT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Freemans mind is the perfect representation.

    • @franklee2222
      @franklee2222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pedro Nogueira I personally prefer the Freeman's mind dude

    • @martindoyle1575
      @martindoyle1575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i prefer this one more than ross scott

    • @sting2death2
      @sting2death2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What I am liking is for this freeman (Ethan) to play as Gordon, with Ross Scott (Freeman's Mind) saying out-loud what he's thinking.

    • @davidstrife165
      @davidstrife165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mix him with the Ross Scott version, and you have Gordon Freeman in a nutshell.

  • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
    @arthurpietrogarcia1057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:20 yeah the only reason you are number one is because your competitor is Aperture Science.

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:47 "These suits never had helmets."
    Me: *Flashbacks to the fallen victims of Xen*

  • @coffeetext
    @coffeetext 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    The Gordon in this video actually makes a good point. We never actually see a helmet on the suit that Gordon wears, yet it seems that he is the only user without one, as the dead Lambda units sent out to Xen are seen wearing HEV Helmets.

    • @MilesPrower1992
      @MilesPrower1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its implied that Gordon is wearing a helmet, despite his model not having one

    • @MilesPrower1992
      @MilesPrower1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@handeksmet344 really? He had a head on all the promo art I've seen. Although, I havent seen him wearing a helmet.

    • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
      @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the head Peace on the original design is a hazmat style hood deployed from the neck
      vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/d/d1/HEV_scientist_model_old.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/220/height/220?cb=20090806215138&path-prefix=en

    • @generalfeeessh7764
      @generalfeeessh7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The suit might have an inbuilt helmet that can be switched of and also why on earth would they show in their art a guy with a helmet covering his face

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@generalfeeessh7764 thats a good point

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    Baha! I enjoyed this.

  • @kleinthegreat6869
    @kleinthegreat6869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Just so people will know, the suits have a helmet. When going to Xen you can find alot of dead people wearing the suit with a helmet.
    Why Freemans did not have a helmet i dont really know.

    • @MagicCardboardBox
      @MagicCardboardBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Can't adjust his glasses

    • @ClassifiedGamez
      @ClassifiedGamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In game and promo art Gordon dosent wear the helmet but this is just for recognizeability if Gordon were a sensible person like is implied he wears the helmet when needed like when swimming in radioactive material or water or near things that cause radiation and takes it off when he doesn't need it

    • @kaiqueduarte8876
      @kaiqueduarte8876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's just the model of the suit that doesn't have a helmet. But Freeman does use one. That's why you can see the boot-up sequence and the entire hud

    • @wootboi7603
      @wootboi7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kaiqueduarte8876 explain csgo

    • @expressnumber
      @expressnumber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wootboi7603 contact lenses 0.o

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    As soon as he lifts up the head crab and says “what is this?”
    Lost it...

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I kept getting this recommended to me and kept ignoring it because I thought that I had seen it before, and I thought I remembered it being bad. No, it's actually amazing.

  • @Sasquench
    @Sasquench 9 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    The HEV suit and headcrab turned out really well! What did you use for the suit?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Sasquatch At His Computer It's made out of those puzzle-piece-shaped floor mats you sometimes find in children's play rooms. Heat makes it really easy to mold, so you can bend it into whatever shape you want and basically fuse two pieces together with only hot glue.

    • @pittafterhours
      @pittafterhours 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ***** Wow.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      +White Lightning HQ So, to put it in a more over-the-top way, you were clothed in the joy of children? Seems like adequate protection symbolically. Prob'ly not physically, though.

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I really enjoyed Half-Life as a child so I guess that's scarily accurate

    • @KullyKiat
      @KullyKiat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would assume EVA foam

  • @FreiNrg
    @FreiNrg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3081

    No helmet, but I would still rather work for Black Mesa than Aperture Science and its homicidal AI with its false promise of post testing cake.
    Liked

    • @VORP125
      @VORP125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I would live in Aperture Science :D

    • @thegamingnerdcosplayandstu8150
      @thegamingnerdcosplayandstu8150 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      FreiNrg just don't screw up at black Mesa and you're good

    • @soupcake3092
      @soupcake3092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Untill they accidentally trigger an alien invasion.
      (didn't see any head-crabs in portal, just sayin)

    • @cdz3210
      @cdz3210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FreiNrg fuck it, aperture fixtures for me

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The like is a lie.

  • @LordSusaga
    @LordSusaga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Oh, hey, Greg, was it?"
    "No"
    *Rolls*
    "My name is Greg!"

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rolled a 20 on persuasion I see, very powerful ability.
      I once knew a guy who, through various homebrewed buffs, managed to roll a total of 57 on a persuasion check to convince a god that he (the god) didn't exist.

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They gave a helmet to everyone else but no him
    Although the DEVs say he had a helmet, no where in the games or promotional material (including the front covers) display him having one.

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should wear a helmet, juat don't bother modelling because it's in first person (they had a model for it tho)

    • @2-Way_Intersection
      @2-Way_Intersection 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cross and green from decay didnt have em either

    • @soursugar4867
      @soursugar4867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The in-game models also don’t have them either

    • @ironguy366
      @ironguy366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in In OpFor and BS Gordon only wears glasses that for some reason stay clean and stuck on him

    • @SuperCityscan
      @SuperCityscan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess a faceless protagonist wasn't an option, yet. So they made Gordon a face. They also made a thirdperson model because Deathmatch was a thing and they wanted a different model from a generic HEV guy.
      Op4, Decay and Blueshit all use that model or are slightly modified.
      At this point they don't really care. The HL1 HEV suit didn't have gloves too, but they were on the first-person model. Also, the promo art has a different design for his glove too.
      For HL2 they only did promo art. There is no thirdperson model.
      If we really want to take the games literally, we might as well agree that people who weren't turned into headcrab zombies are actually "immune" to a headcrab jumping on their head, except Alyx but she has grown out of it between the age of 19 and 24.
      Gordon developed short distance telekinetic powers during that 20 years in statis.
      Citizens without any body armour can eat bullets and move fine after that.
      HECU soldiers are so dumb, if they don't see anyone but get shot in the arm, they just take the bullet.
      HECU soldiers can produce radio sounds and distortions with only their mouths.

  • @user-pp5oh9ee1k
    @user-pp5oh9ee1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The HEV suit does have a helmet, it’s just gordan doesn’t use it for some reason. “The suit also features an optional helmet, as seen on various HEV-enclosed corpses dotted around Xen, mainly at the ruined research camp seen in Blue Shift. Although, when Freeman is spotted in Opposing Force, he enters Xen through the portal without wearing a helmet“ - half life wiki. So it’s actually Gordon freeman who is the idiot.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Gordon is such a diva, he takes the helmet off every time his picture is taken.

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe his glasses pose a problem when enclosed inside of a helmet where adjusting them is impossible.

    • @lexso28
      @lexso28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We saw a full suit at the beggining of the game, you damn well know that the helmet wasnt there, maybe gordon has an older model or some shit? idk

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lexso28 Gordon is wearing the latest version (mark IV). Told by the scientist (either hl1 or blue shift or BMS) that the mark III had comfort issues

    • @lexso28
      @lexso28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wibs0n68 Well, maybe mark III had a helmet but mark IV doesnt?

  • @Faxanadu_
    @Faxanadu_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    There's always that one major, glaring flaw in video game 'armor'..but oh god this skit was hilarious xD

  • @LedoCool1
    @LedoCool1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Actually other HEV suits had helmets and, if I remember right, Gordon has a helmet in his locker right by the HEV suit station. He's just to beardy to wear it.

    • @DatMysticalPyro
      @DatMysticalPyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah Gordon doesn't have one in his locker.

    • @The-Fog-of-War
      @The-Fog-of-War 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LedoCool1 gordom has a goate not a beard

    • @fizz8287
      @fizz8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i played through HL again today and can confirm, no helmet in locker

  • @kesselsauer4441
    @kesselsauer4441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    _“If I rode on a motorcycle wearing only that suit, I'd be breaking the law in 20 states.”_

  • @westingtyler1
    @westingtyler1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:30 not to mention, iirc at the beginning of the game the intercom says "IMMEDIATE OPENINGS available in the areas of Anomalous Materials." Which suggests some people in that section SUDDENLY are gone. probably dead.

    • @Fosteringcat
      @Fosteringcat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe the immediate openings are because of the scientists that died in xen.

  • @JapiCustoms
    @JapiCustoms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:41 Men that headcrap looks so Hollywood

  • @sufficient4834
    @sufficient4834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    this is why hl3 never happened

    • @eddiemurffy467
      @eddiemurffy467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What this even have to do with HL3?

    • @sufficient4834
      @sufficient4834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Eddie murffy you will understand in time

    • @RandomguysUsername
      @RandomguysUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Eddie murffy HL3 will never happen, because Gordon Freeman died by something attacking his head. #HelmetsAreThereForAReason

    • @mclarenf1gtrlmedition715
      @mclarenf1gtrlmedition715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @cowtastic141
      @cowtastic141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's laughing now?

  • @jarthur4707
    @jarthur4707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Great video as always guys! These gaming comedy sketches are by far my favorite content you put out.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jared Arthur You're in luck - we should have game sketches for the next 3 weeks or so!

    • @jarthur4707
      @jarthur4707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweet! :D

    • @Gram5453
      @Gram5453 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      After many years in development the third comment was worth the weight

  • @obsidianskin9502
    @obsidianskin9502 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    i love this channel so much

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ObsidianSkin We love you too.

    • @hotdonkey3801
      @hotdonkey3801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That goatie is a nice touch and this is my new favorite channel

    • @vanguardian1368
      @vanguardian1368 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ObsidianSkin totally mot gay uh?

  • @jeffreyjohnson6584
    @jeffreyjohnson6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:15 FREAKING HEAD!!!

  • @TheRPGChick
    @TheRPGChick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So this has existed for four years already and I had no idea... 0_0

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6 years later this is still gold.

  • @ORestart
    @ORestart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Everyone saying the suit actually have a helmet... then how the NPCs recognize Freeman?

    • @selfinsertedchudvz341
      @selfinsertedchudvz341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "No. No. No.. He got a point"

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Gordon Freeman specifically doesn't wear the helmet because he can't wear his glasses inside the helmet without complications (imagine them slipping off and being unable to adjust them because your face is enclosed in a helmet) and Black Mesa never got around to making a prescription strength visor for him.

    • @selfinsertedchudvz341
      @selfinsertedchudvz341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ashtongiertz8728 Black Mesa an facility that can spend around 10.000.000$ per day to make a new revolutionary invention that can change humanity but can't create helment visors for Gordon

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@selfinsertedchudvz341 yes

    • @cackers4752
      @cackers4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Articlaws True. Valve never gave closure on Collette and Gina from Decay. They were the only other HEV suit wearers.

  • @FurryGram
    @FurryGram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's even funnier if you take into account that the hev-corpses in Xen had helmets

  • @Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--
    @Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers-- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At this point you're just wearing metallic pyjamas

  • @RoyalBananaYT
    @RoyalBananaYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Half life’s plot be like : 1:14

  • @conradflanagan5003
    @conradflanagan5003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:34 guess he didn't get a 20 on his Charisma check.

  • @Kinyek
    @Kinyek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    We should ban crabs.

    • @franklee2222
      @franklee2222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SkyFox and denounce Venice

    • @Supermegamanuel01
      @Supermegamanuel01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frank Lee And do something abouth Ghandi

    • @boopboop3663
      @boopboop3663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And get whales.

    • @cayde-6452
      @cayde-6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trump we need to bild a wall aruond the sea to keep crabs out

    • @WalkinStereotype
      @WalkinStereotype 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crabs are people, clams are people. Legit or quit.

  • @daz211
    @daz211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:01 I'm willing to bet that scratched out number is relevant to the series somehow...

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What if it's the number...3

  • @MrSherbert
    @MrSherbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "the suits have never had helmets" tell that to the dead bodies in the borderworld

  • @peezleweezley
    @peezleweezley 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is plenty of canon art and dead scientist HEV models in HL1 showing that it does have a helmet.

  • @RealBrainbug
    @RealBrainbug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The acting and timing is on point! VERY WELL DONE!

  • @scp-0497
    @scp-0497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:50 here you can something say
    HELP GOD HELP HELP ME

  • @johnbagley8211
    @johnbagley8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hands down the best thing on youtube ever.

  • @anthonyellis40
    @anthonyellis40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny. This showed up in my recommended a couple hours after I watched a video called "Does Gordon Freeman Wear a Helmet?"
    How fitting. I love it.

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t believe you really got Bryan Cranston for this video

  • @pittafterhours
    @pittafterhours 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That bushy beard really fits you, Kyle.

  • @nicolasloayza9452
    @nicolasloayza9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now I understand why valve made him quiet.

  • @jeffreyjohnson6584
    @jeffreyjohnson6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Turn On Subtitles And Go To "2:00"

  • @balaklava420
    @balaklava420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh boy, wait 'till he enters xen and find out that there's actually a helmet

  • @AwesomeAutismHC
    @AwesomeAutismHC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OBSESSIVELY UPSET ABOUT GORDON NOT WEARING A HELMET

  • @grimshock6983
    @grimshock6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hazardous
    Environment
    Vehicle
    Yeah I don’t really get the vehicle part, but it does increase speed

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s like 1 of those newt suits that divers wear.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering all the weapons you end up carrying with no loss of movement, it is safe to say it is a powered suit. Which does make it a vehicle.

    • @whirl3690
      @whirl3690 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like to imagine that the V stands for vestment

  • @redstonecircuitoffunmc913
    @redstonecircuitoffunmc913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the scientist: *gives freeman a H.E.V without an helmet*
    also freeman: here a headcrab, for revenge

  • @joshuaschluter6802
    @joshuaschluter6802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "If I wore that suit on a motorcycle, I'd be breaking the law in 20 states, ..."
    I believe Gorden actually rides a motorcycle in one of the games in that suit.

    • @SomeDemoMain
      @SomeDemoMain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vehicles used by Dr. Gordon Freeman
      Black Mesa Materials Transport Tram (HL1)
      Airboat (HL2)
      Scout Car (HL2)
      Muscle Car (HL2:EP2)
      Nowhere does Gordon Freeman *EVER* use a motorcycle.

    • @tracey8121
      @tracey8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SomeDemoMain Gmod: Anything.
      Literally anything.

    • @cackers4752
      @cackers4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that Mitchell rode one in Hunt Down The Freeman, but that still isn't Gordon. Plus, Hunt Down The Freeman isn't a real game, just an insult to Half-Life.

    • @FadenBlues
      @FadenBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tracey8121 gmod isn't a half-life game

    • @FadenBlues
      @FadenBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe me or not but gordon's original name in beta was ivan the space biker and he looked like a biker

  • @stupakoopa_3987
    @stupakoopa_3987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If I rode a motorcycle wearing that I'd be breaking the law in 20 states"

  • @barbarafisher1517
    @barbarafisher1517 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They actually have helmets and you can find them around the game but they just don’t want to give Gordan one as he is a highly trained professional

  • @robracer97
    @robracer97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gordon talking? Gasp!
    Nice vid guys!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rob Racer Thank you!

  • @memedude8303
    @memedude8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is why i like the freeman’s mind canon that his helmet is usually always there but some asshat stole it

  • @Space64
    @Space64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God this video aged amazingly

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Expected the hole to be the elevator shaft. Would’ve been perfect for the “Gateway to hell” joke.

  • @BracketGuySerious
    @BracketGuySerious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how you make Gordon look like the only sane person in the Half Life universe, even though he is a mute introvert lunatic

  • @NathanDarkson984
    @NathanDarkson984 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Half Life 1 in a nutshell

  • @MatheusHenrique-gw4yh
    @MatheusHenrique-gw4yh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    that beard is just as real as Hl3

    • @cayde-6452
      @cayde-6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true dat

    • @cackers4752
      @cackers4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We should be expecting Half-Life 3 in about 2-3 years. The Source 2 engine has already been developed, so they just need some new models and a new story.

    • @MGSncB
      @MGSncB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The beard is more real, actually.

    • @Ijdtm7
      @Ijdtm7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kyestar88 half life Alyx is not hl3 but the half life alyx post credits scene has confirmed a new game

  • @SirMethos
    @SirMethos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The ending cracks me up, every single time ^^

  • @caosonnguyen3336
    @caosonnguyen3336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Later we found out everyone else has HEVs WITH helmets

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my word, 8 years have passed already? I remember seeing this way back and I was just getting into Half-Life.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can i just point out the magnificence of Gordon’s beard?

  • @BOLL7708
    @BOLL7708 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The HEV suit did have a helmet, even seen later in the game :P But I guess Freeman just didn't get one... he does have a graphical HUD though...

    • @superfamilyallosauridae6505
      @superfamilyallosauridae6505 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andreas Aronsson They remembered to add a HUD(probably with a contact or his glasses) but forgot to give him or even make a helmet. So much logic that has died to see this joke.

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could be that the helmet is built-in

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Well at least they aren't intentionally trying to kill him for science like at Aperture.

  • @alexdietrich7975
    @alexdietrich7975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine he gets to the end of the game and sees all those scientists in xen with helmets..

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow SFMs look a lot better than I remember

  • @UnrelatedAntonym
    @UnrelatedAntonym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    BMRF: "We know how to use safety equipment."
    OSHA: *laughter*

  • @Monsterjam33028
    @Monsterjam33028 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We're the helmet 0:17

  • @Control_unit01
    @Control_unit01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    where did you get the head crab? i want one.

    • @diedbadly
      @diedbadly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +The Collective i think they made it and the HEV suit themselves

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably on the Planet(?) Xen

    • @Robbie32
      @Robbie32 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So there was a time before you got into character XD

    • @thetreedemoknight4827
      @thetreedemoknight4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      take advice from Dr. Isaac Kleiner, he knows.

  • @RDPendleton
    @RDPendleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I just now finding this gem?

  • @Thomas-fz9xw
    @Thomas-fz9xw ปีที่แล้ว

    Still coming back to this every few months, just due to how funny it is. I remember the very first time I watched it, suddenly losing it and laughing my ass off when he goes "what is this?"

  • @isekaiexpress9450
    @isekaiexpress9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The combination of Badass Beard with Glasses has the same properties as the HEV helmet.
    Let it be the thousanth comment.

  • @tnonname828
    @tnonname828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They do have helmets, that’s why head crabs don’t attach and others with suits have helmets when you see their dead corpses

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Head crabs can still attach to your head like the combine and Barneys

    • @tnonname828
      @tnonname828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batken pre 52 52 probably could be summed up by the quality of hardware.

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tnonname828 well I get that but they still can the combines outfits are much better and the carbs can still take control like the gas mask marines they actually just eat the helmet off similar to face hugger's

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tnonname828 but I do get your point I honestly just like how cool the helmets look

  • @hackprogIT
    @hackprogIT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This channel doesnt get enough attetion only 1 thousands viewers? Gotta loop this video :)

  • @3216100
    @3216100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:24 Did that fly come along for the ride?

  • @yourstrulyakatim
    @yourstrulyakatim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why did i get this recommended after 7 years

  • @obsuser3410
    @obsuser3410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video itself is a bruh moment

  • @toast4681
    @toast4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “We know how to use safety equipment.”
    3 minutes later . . . *laughs in resonance cascade*

  • @alluurpo
    @alluurpo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Hahaha hilarious, nice one :D

  • @DaMoniable
    @DaMoniable ปีที่แล้ว

    i was so certain this was going to cut to one of the several bodies wearing the full HEV suit.
    Also the script here is bloody brilliant xD "This suit protects every part of the body except the one that came up with it" is such a scientist thing to say.

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gets even better when you notice the bricks falling from the ceiling of the test chamber