FTL: Use the Doors

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  • @bwehbweh8330
    @bwehbweh8330 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9365

    If you have power over the doors and the pause button you have power over time and space.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

      +Ryan Coulbeck And still I die...

    • @asj3419
      @asj3419 9 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Did you just say win and kesterel in the same sentence?

    • @MasterNecrosis
      @MasterNecrosis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      +Sod Alfredsod yes, yes I did.

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Ryan Coulbeck you mean time and k (space isn't the pause button)

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ryan Coulbeck *spacetime, not time and space.

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8884

    Luke: "Captain, they've taken over the door control room."
    Captain: "Abandon ship!"

    • @jameskalin5685
      @jameskalin5685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I fucking hate when the enemy hacks the doors system, it's caused me to lose a battle or 2

    • @GameArchiver
      @GameArchiver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      james kalin Yeah it sucks.

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Or when you open the doors and they wreck the O2.

    • @jammywafer
      @jammywafer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      one thing i do is either a. hack their oxygen and drain its then launch missile at it then when they break through doors and stop fire if any and start fixing i wait to the doors re close mind control the guy repairing and rince and repeat second tactic using doors

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      How can you abandon the ship if the enemy controls the doors?

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    That coffee cup added an incredible amount of engagement to this sketch. Every time the ship “shook” Kyle took action to prevent his drink from spilling. I think this made the shake effect a lot less cheesy than typical Star Trek impact reactions.

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I agree. I shall have to remember that.

    • @hollowlive690
      @hollowlive690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “Coffee” cup

    • @onieli
      @onieli ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "there's no coffee on this ship"

    • @wuguxiandi9413
      @wuguxiandi9413 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@onigiri8588 there are no aliens on this ship either.

    • @hauntedhoody2976
      @hauntedhoody2976 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@onielijudging by the fact that its clear and he’s acting kind of drunk, i t hink its vodka

  • @josephdouglas5242
    @josephdouglas5242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6405

    Silly Skywalker, don't you know it's a bad idea to try and mutiny the man who controls the doors? He basically controls space itself.

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      And he has the Clokgöbakwürz as well, so he controls time and time travel too.

    • @moldy4824
      @moldy4824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Clock goes backwards.

    • @hip2besquare632
      @hip2besquare632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THE TRIAL OF DOORS

    • @caltheuntitled8021
      @caltheuntitled8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eric Miret 2 years late, but it’s the time machine from self fulfilling idiocy 2

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean, he's not wong, but in the same logic i control his universe with the play/pause button

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3276

    "You are no longer in charge!... CAPTAIN!!!"
    Glad to see Luke gained authority for all of 1 second before returning the authoritative power back to the captain.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      what good is authority if you die

    • @Paltse
      @Paltse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@isaiahf-d846 If you get godhood and buried by the state, at least according to one roman woman it is better than groveling and living.

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He never had it in the first place

    • @FarrTheFox
      @FarrTheFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't you mean he gave authorization back to the Doors!

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It got sucked out of Luke like the oxygen from his lungs

  • @ducksunlimited1995
    @ducksunlimited1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7203

    "They shot at us..."
    "The galactic standard greeting, of course!"

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "S" and ending in "1".

    • @amrojjeh
      @amrojjeh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I can't think of a word that ends with 1.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Amr Ojjeh​ Spaceball 1.

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is there a 2?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Guilherme Sabino Sadly no.

  • @Riccool
    @Riccool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "are you dead?"
    "no, but.."
    "SUCCES"
    killed me

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5011

    a year later and they're now the Door Monsters. Ha.

    • @frieddogmeat3234
      @frieddogmeat3234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Force2Reckon I.. i didnt even think about that

    • @dylandennen1377
      @dylandennen1377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      wait im new what did they used to be called?

    • @jarredallen3228
      @jarredallen3228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      White Lightning HQ

    • @justinsmith4116
      @justinsmith4116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ehh nice catch

    • @_samtsa
      @_samtsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      holy shit

  • @dathouse2818
    @dathouse2818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    Are they dead? Yes. Are you dead? No. Success! and that face is amazing

  • @RitsuCurisu
    @RitsuCurisu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    I love the part with "my crippling debt to the space academy"-etc and the laughter being quickcut into crying. Haha, that's good stuff!

    • @FeCyrineu
      @FeCyrineu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Haha, I agree, haha, hahaha, ha, ha... ha... ha...

    • @Baarogue
      @Baarogue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      God, I effing lost it at that. These guys are quickly becoming my new favorite TH-cam skit channel.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      woo!

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It took less than two days for them to become my favourite TH-cam skit channel, and just one of my favourite channels overall. (Yes, favourite with a "u". I'm Australian, and we use the British English spelling for most words as opposed to the American English spelling.)

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could also be interpreted as him crying from having spilled coffee over his arm.

  • @Skyblade12
    @Skyblade12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Take Garrus and Riker, and get to your positions."
    The question is, does the REST of the crew know that they've been renamed?

    • @ryanbarham8464
      @ryanbarham8464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Pretty sure he's referring to the title, "Garrison," Ryker.

  • @Morkelfan
    @Morkelfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "Use the doors, Luke" Kyle's face when he says that is one of my favourite expressions any actor has ever made.

    • @jeremykothe2847
      @jeremykothe2847 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to give you the 69th upvote for that, criminally low even if nice. That "yeah I said that" face was perfection

  • @aapjew18
    @aapjew18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    He who controls the doors, controls the ship

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And he who controls the ship, conquers the doors.

    • @macstrong1284
      @macstrong1284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Additionally, he who conquers the mighty door, reigns over space itself.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      McKeand Strong We must construct additional doors!

    • @macstrong1284
      @macstrong1284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ahhhhh! It seems the addition of yet more doors has only made the situation more severe! Somebody save us!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      McKeand Strong The first two comments in this little thread are best read in Kane's voice... don't you agree. Also Door Control bomb defused and Door Control is back under allied control.

  • @iSaintRichie23
    @iSaintRichie23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    "Close the blast doors"
    "Open the blast doors - open the blast doors!"

  • @Commandelicious
    @Commandelicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Best voice acting ever.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      That was James Bowman! He's one of our old animator friends from Newgrounds. He was also Aristotle in our "Science Victory" video.

    • @Commandelicious
      @Commandelicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Some people are just gifted :)

  • @dddmemaybe
    @dddmemaybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "I have very strong doors." A sentiment every dm says before the Strength 36 Ogre Barbarian PC pulls out an adamantine shovel and digs around the door like this was minecraft.

    • @yipyipyipi
      @yipyipyipi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Okay so you make the check and.... Yeah, so in three hours you emerge to the other side. There is a wizard waiting with a readied action, so before you go, roll a will save. Yeah super high DC, he already cast all his buff spells. So you are feebleminded, and are basically a potato. With the meathead out of the fight, everyone else roll initiative... What? No, I dont think you'll be fine because you "have a teleport left". He was able to shield the area from that. How? Ritual spell, takes one hour, which he had three of.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@yipyipyipi This sounds like Cave Johnson as a DM. That line "He was able to shield the area from that. How? Ritual spell, takes one hour, which he had three of." I can audibly hear JK Simmons saying that.

    • @yipyipyipi
      @yipyipyipi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Vonias ... Alright, he goes. The wizard casts "conjure lemon" and you take... 64 points of damage. What? Oh he has a feat. He can turn lemons of any kind into grenades. So conjure lemon, usually a worthless cantrip, is essentially an unlimited fireball for him. No, it's not cheating, it's science.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@yipyipyipi Caroline, can you check my plot synopsis? I think this idiot went to the wrong city.

    • @TheCorsair444
      @TheCorsair444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@yipyipyipi fyi casting feeblemind on a barbarian is a very bad idea, congrats you wasted extremely powerful magic on making the angry dumb guy even dumber but no less angry.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    This is some good shit.

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      RIMMY?!

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      blueninja012 yeah it’s a common occurrence when you’re a comment historian/curator. By this age he most likely was at least in the 1.2k comment per videos.

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking rimmy you comment on nearly every vid I watch dammit

    • @tunderstorm2769
      @tunderstorm2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi bro

    • @KinguIsGreat
      @KinguIsGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIMMYYYYYYUYYYY

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    2:38 "My god that is brilliant"
    I just freaking love that delivery!

    • @HeckleJeckle87
      @HeckleJeckle87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Luke you're promoted!

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@HeckleJeckle87 no I'm using the rocket and you're not in charge

  • @Delta-mo6hn
    @Delta-mo6hn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Use the doors, luke, *use the doors!" "trust in the doors, luke."

  • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
    @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    1:29 "Don't say doors-"
    "I have very strong doors."
    I've watched this about five times and I just caught that!

    • @bobross9581
      @bobross9581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      .... I don't get the inside joke

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ??? you mean you never heard him say don't say doors or is there a inside joke I'm missing?

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isaiahf-d846 i guess just because of the channel name?

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kentknightofcaelin4537 maybe

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a sex joke or something

  • @Adamantium9001
    @Adamantium9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "According to your contract, I can rename you whenever I want without your consent." Not even into the main bit and I've already lost it XD.

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should've read the fine print

  • @cyber1ifeconnor
    @cyber1ifeconnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    the " theres no coffee on this ship" and the "well theres no aliens either" remark killed me XD

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Just clone them back and make them watch their own dead body float away into space.

    • @ZeroNovember
      @ZeroNovember 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That'll learn ya.

    • @samuelescobedo1257
      @samuelescobedo1257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      But medical and cloning bays are mutually exclusive systems.

    • @callumstaras4116
      @callumstaras4116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      duck tape them together

    • @MJRSoap
      @MJRSoap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That would cost 200 scrap and your playing CE

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the cost of losing experience after death?

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    Plot Twist: The boarders were Lanius.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No they were Mantises

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      ***** I'm saying that the door trick doesn't work every time.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RRW
      Well you can still use the doors to stall them ^^

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ***** Which is the exact opposite of what he was doing, hence the joke.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RRW
      If they were Laniusses, he would've done so. XD

  • @schutes
    @schutes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "Go away..." If only that worked in FTL

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pixel0048 This man doesn't upgrade his doors.

  • @light9808
    @light9808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Use the doors luke"
    That killed me

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:51
    I love the little expression here, he's so unconcerned about the explosion but VERY happy his coffee didn't spill

  • @jamesh1866
    @jamesh1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

    You can see when he splashes his drink that it is clear. So it is either water or spirits.

    • @Berkpolat121
      @Berkpolat121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      oh shit, sherlock?

    • @toastofcatbread3207
      @toastofcatbread3207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +595

      "There is no coffee on this ship."

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Could be gasoline.

    • @mintquat1694
      @mintquat1694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Could be bleach. Or lighter fluid. Or sprite. You never know.

    • @grassyfield5209
      @grassyfield5209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it might be coffee...

  • @TrueLimeyhoney
    @TrueLimeyhoney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    These guys have mastered the art of final lines.

    • @bmoore4313
      @bmoore4313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    • @doxazo5512
      @doxazo5512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's called a punchline

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, it's called a doorline

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samsonguy10k well that's one monster of a door line

  • @Clawdragoons
    @Clawdragoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Luke, listen carefully, they will try to break into the medbay to escape the deoxygenated shield room. What I want you to do is to enter the shield room. Yes, with all four of them. Okay have you entered the room? Now go back into the medbay before they can shoot you. Okay now back into the shield room. Now back into the medbay. Now the shield roo-Luke, I know what I'm doing, trust me on this, get back in that shield room this instant. And then next instant go back to the medbay. Oh, oh they shot you? I guess you didn't get out of the shield room quick enough, now who's fault is that? Anyway just keep that pattern up for a minute or two, I don't feel like having any of the other crew have to be distracted."

  • @BeastlyMussel61
    @BeastlyMussel61 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    how to put down a mutiny 101

  • @TriCobaltGmg
    @TriCobaltGmg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    aaaand subscribed, i dont even play ftl much anymore. this is hilarious

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Thanks and welcome!

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same here! You earned this subscription.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "They're not responding to any communications and also just shot us"
    "The galactic standard greeting"

  • @harrisonbrown2185
    @harrisonbrown2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Are they dead?
    Yes
    Are you dead?
    N-
    Success.

  • @duckdictator6531
    @duckdictator6531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    this is one of my favorite DM skits

    • @jeremykothe2847
      @jeremykothe2847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah the performance here is 100%.

    • @Wesley-ki8lk
      @Wesley-ki8lk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@weezards1014 he merely opened the door for more comments on this comment chain

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Throws iron flask that contains a dream larva and nopes out from the mess

  • @lukeaustin9734
    @lukeaustin9734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The master of the doors has power over *life and death*

  • @Scattertom
    @Scattertom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Needs more doors.

    • @MrMinerGuy142
      @MrMinerGuy142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Alexander Freyr Every tile of wall needs a door! NOW!

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      One does not simply walk into more doors.

    • @kanoslayer2735
      @kanoslayer2735 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rayram AureanBlue Brilliant!!!

    • @kanoslayer2735
      @kanoslayer2735 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rayram AureanBlue Brilliant!!!

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rayram AureanBlue Someone just got promoted.

  • @1srtBass
    @1srtBass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    FTL is most fu when somebody else is playing for you. that way, you can stand behind him and yell "TARGET THE ENGINE ROOM!!" and all that fancy stuff.. the immersion is real, i tell ya!

    • @amluxgaming
      @amluxgaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And yell "DIVERT ALL POWER TO THE SHIELDS" "CHARGE THE GLACE BEAM" And stuff like that.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +amlux gaming HURRY THERES A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP, HERE ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!!

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +amlux gaming HURRY THERES A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP, HERE ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!!

  • @alexandriariley5209
    @alexandriariley5209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The doors is strong with this one.

  • @ndt_dynamite2247
    @ndt_dynamite2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Right outside those doors is space, Luke. So really when you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."
    - Captain Kyle "Door Monster" Sullivan

  • @iliketea9122
    @iliketea9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    your sketches never get old even 6 years later. Love coming back and watching them, been a wonderful time following y'all throughout the years

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same , i still play the game from time to time , i wish it was for android like it is for apple , but the good old steam version on steam share on phone works too ... a little slower and with bluetooth keyboard from logitech with incorporated mouse pad , and you are golden ... i also come back to this video each time it os recommended to me by YT , somehow it knows when i need some Door Monster FTL skit nostalgia injection.

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Open the pod bay doors Hal.”
    “Sorry Dave. I can’t do that.”
    DIRECTED BY HARVEY WEINSTEIN

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Note to self: If you want to rule space and are being invaded by alien beings, *OPEN. THOSE. DOORS.*

    • @otteroftoast2616
      @otteroftoast2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "But don't worry!! I have very strong doors OwO" I NEED to find a time to use that in conversation.

    • @JonathanToolonie
      @JonathanToolonie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Otter of Toast I'm listening

    • @otteroftoast2616
      @otteroftoast2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      JonathanToolonie Well okay then. I was going to just shoot a rocket at them- JONATHAN, You're promoted!!

  • @cooltv2776
    @cooltv2776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    me and my friends played a game which was described to be FTL but first person and multiplayer. we were attacked and our ship was on fire. naturally my first thought was open all the doors. when I learned you couldnt do this I went to the teleporter, teleported myself onto the hostile ship and gave up.
    once on a rock ship playthrough a fire broke out and my doors system was destroyed. the obvious solution? use a breach bomb and make a new door in the room.
    just found this channel and... oh... ive been watching your videos for half an hour straight... ... ...
    im ok with that

    • @s6th795
      @s6th795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what game was this?

    • @cooltv2776
      @cooltv2776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      s6thgaming
      PULSAR: lost colony

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alex Gregory
      My god… That is a brilliant tactic my fellow captain! How have I never thought of using the breach bombs to their fullest potential?!

    • @gimmethegepgun
      @gimmethegepgun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One of the Rock ships (Rock B I think?) has literally no doors to the outside, so a common fix is to use a breach bomb on a few rooms to make an airlock so you can vent the place.

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@s6th795 oh, I thought it was Space Engineers

  • @alfredwinchesterjr
    @alfredwinchesterjr ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Door monster" made a sketch about being a monster with the doors.
    How did this take that long to see

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because this is where they got the name from…

  • @StalKe468
    @StalKe468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah a classic. A 2016 skit made in youtube. Sub genre game parody. Also with memorable quotes this is a fine video.

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Oh my god, this is hilarious. Love it!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +atreides213 Thanks, glad to hear it! :D

    • @atreides213
      @atreides213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +White Lightning HQ Just a suggestion, but you might want to think of doing a skit focused on interactions with enemy ships. Like when they demand a toll, offer their services, try to surrender etc. Some good material there.

    • @0Roach_
      @0Roach_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +White Lightning HQ "Use the doors Luke!"

  • @ink_inks
    @ink_inks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    like seriously, a series of episodes of captain and luke would be the best thing of 2016 and 2017

    • @justjoking5252
      @justjoking5252 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spirit Of Hatred Too bad he's dead.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or 2018.

    • @justjoking5252
      @justjoking5252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP Jer- oh wait, Luke Skywalker. Hopefully they never open your coffin door.

    • @arc3028
      @arc3028 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or 2019

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      or 2019

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "...And open the doors?"
    "By god, that is brilliant" Xd

  • @Alpha0727
    @Alpha0727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:22 I lost it when Luke asked what he was drinking! How do you guys only have ~120k subscribers!? This shit is hilarious!

  • @NotFound-bg4sr
    @NotFound-bg4sr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    No dislikes... that fanbase though. You guys are great.

    • @BalimaarTheBassFish
      @BalimaarTheBassFish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +MCICreator you jinxed it

    • @MrMinerGuy142
      @MrMinerGuy142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +MCICreator There is 1, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE (it wasn't me, either, seriously...)

    • @BalimaarTheBassFish
      @BalimaarTheBassFish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrMinerGuy142
      HE LIESSSSS!

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 year later...
      They've multiplied...

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      404NotFound They're in the sweet spot in terms of size. Just enough to have enough money for good quality but noy enough for it to implode.

  • @Stoplayers
    @Stoplayers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The galactic standard greeting :D

  • @wompstopm123
    @wompstopm123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i cant belive how i only just found this channel this week, this is a gold mine

    • @RSprinter
      @RSprinter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know right ^^ its like falling in a pit of blackjack and puppies totally awesome

  • @lumpkinsmcdream9838
    @lumpkinsmcdream9838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    just found your guys channel recently and your rapidly becoming on of my favourite video-game related sketch groups, and this is coming from someone who avidly follows mega64. you guys have some excellent comedic timing and recreate the environments really fucking well. def earned my sub, keep it up guys.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Lumpkins McDream Thanks so much, that's great to hear! Those are both things we try for, so we're glad they show through.

    • @williammoore6534
      @williammoore6534 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @avdoolittle
    @avdoolittle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kyle is the greatest at deadpan.

  • @Mercurite
    @Mercurite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched this video countless times, and only just noticed the TARDIS at the start. And the only reason I really noticed it because I saw "Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3," which was made around 18-19 months later. That's amazing.

  • @Sableye2701
    @Sableye2701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the face he makes after he says "use the doors(force) luke"

  • @FoxtrotYouniform
    @FoxtrotYouniform ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was the first DM skit I ever saw. 7 years later and I still come back 2, 3 times a year.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Still waiting for another Stellaris video that incorporates this most powerful of weapons, more powerful than even the Colossus, Juggernaut, and Nicoll-Dyson Beam...
    *Doors*

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That would be an incredible crew. Garrus, Riker and Luke Skywalker

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:37 Classic expression. Brilliantly executed.

  • @shoganflamemasta3975
    @shoganflamemasta3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, I've seen this video a lot of times, and this is the first one I got the "use the doors Luke" pun. Just look at that magnificent smile... Bravo!

  • @k1ng5urfer
    @k1ng5urfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Of all the incredible door monster videos this one is my favorite. I remember watching it before I ever played ftl and it was still incredible. Incidentally it's also the reason I got ftl.

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same , i still play the game from time to time , i wish it was for android like it is for apple , but the good old steam version on steam share on phone works too ... a little slower and with bluetooth keyboard from logitech with incorporated mouse pad , and you are golden ... i also come back to this video each time it os recommended to me by YT , somehow it knows when i need some Door Monster FTL skit nostalgia injection.

  • @XX-sp3tt
    @XX-sp3tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Sir! The rebel flagship had fired a hacking drone, and it's taken control of the door controls!"
    "... Uh-oh."

  • @ondrejsaska3201
    @ondrejsaska3201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bless you TH-cam recommended videos!

  • @jackdereduvo1109
    @jackdereduvo1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Right outside those doors is space, Luke. So really, when you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."

  • @NordicCarved
    @NordicCarved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yes! I love this game so much! It’s underrated!
    It’s like nostalgia to hear these sounds.
    Edit: He speaks in strategies I use sometimes.

  • @ender_king1670
    @ender_king1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's been 6 years... And I only just noticed they were called 'Garus' and 'Riker'... It's the small bits that make my day.

  • @elwinvanhuissteden7729
    @elwinvanhuissteden7729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You're no longer in charge"? I remember this line the other way around on most of my playthroughs...
    "Thank you for saving us from those slavers, kind sir. I would be honored to join your crew..."
    "Oh good, you're captain now."

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Until you forget that the O2 was taken out and you can't fix it fast enough and everybody dies.

  • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
    @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This line really is correct in all of FTL.
    Are they dead?
    Yes.
    Are you dead?
    No.
    Just ask yourself those questions at the end of every combat and if both answers are good, then...
    SUCCESS!

  • @celtoucan4956
    @celtoucan4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just played ftl and this video is now so true

  • @benphommo5467
    @benphommo5467 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is just what I needed today, awesome video

  • @niminox6479
    @niminox6479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have never played FTL, but this is one of my favourite videos from Door Monster
    Stellar acting xD

  • @TheThaiBuddy
    @TheThaiBuddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not sure whether to laugh at how true the door mechanic is, or to huddle in a corner from the FTL PTSD

  • @Psionic_Dragon
    @Psionic_Dragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was fantastic!

  • @notyourfathersdm
    @notyourfathersdm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was the best Zap Brannigan impression I've seen in a long time.

  • @jm329
    @jm329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I see the channel lives up to its name.

  • @Marwington
    @Marwington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "They are holed up inside the dungeon-cave, what do we do? Should we hire a powerful wizard to storm the place and force them out?"
    "Ahhhh you and your crazy talk" *waves hand, and places decanter of endless water next to the entrance* "We gonna drown them all"

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but they have doors

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That decanter is gonna take like a year to fill up a dungeon, tho

    • @Marwington
      @Marwington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AnaseSkyrider 113,5 liter/6 seconds is not that slow. It does help if you have few of them tho, or can conjure water yourself.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that basically what the Goblin Slayer did to the massive boss Goblin? Oh that's right, he used a magic spell to open a portal to the bottom of the ocean and drowned him

  • @derstreber2
    @derstreber2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    +Door Monster, This is literally my favorite skit that you guys have done. This is exactly how I play FTL

    • @sethadkins546
      @sethadkins546 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who doesn't play FTL this way?

  • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
    @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    0:00 there is a Tardis!

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is

    • @amrojjeh
      @amrojjeh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, how did you even notice that?

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amr Ojjeh keen vision and psychic powers... that come from watching the video 20 times

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my god there actually is one. ITS THE ENEMY SHIP! FIAH FLAK CANNONS!

    • @trapbuilder2283
      @trapbuilder2283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It makes sense why there is one there now. Its a T.Ä.R.D.I.S

  • @mahe4
    @mahe4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you could say, he is a... door monster...

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    You're supposed to lock yourself in the Medbay, make sure all the doors on the ship are closed, then shut off ALL of the life support EXCEPT the life support in the Medbay.

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You can't do that in FTL, just drain the oxygen

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      RawRollercoasters
      Well, yes. That's the life support I mean. I've never actually played the game, that's the strategy my friend explained to me 47 times.

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MURFGAMING1228 and that's what he did

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RawRollercoasters
      No, he opened all the doors and left the oxygen on.

    • @GamesCourier
      @GamesCourier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Why do you discuss about a game you never played with someone who played it and still claim that you have more knowledge?

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, you are the smartest comedy channel I watch, and my personal favorite. The joke about "Don't get distracte... Mm, that is good" is just hillarious, and the face he makes when he doesn't spill the coffee second time around is equaly amazing

  • @richpluto6058
    @richpluto6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of my all-time favourites

  • @tach5884
    @tach5884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This gets referenced more than I thought it would five years ago.

  • @FauxMoose
    @FauxMoose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I saw that TARDIS.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nice job! I think you're the first to comment on it.

    • @FauxMoose
      @FauxMoose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was pretty sneaky! Not sure how I spotted it to be honest. Do I win a prize?

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FauxMoose Where?

    • @FauxMoose
      @FauxMoose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the first few seconds of the video, before the ship warps in. Look closely...

    • @SuperShanook
      @SuperShanook 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FauxMoose thank you, I thought I was the only one.

  • @WoodieWoodsta
    @WoodieWoodsta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Recommended by TH-cam 4 years later, the algorithm is finally getting it right.

  • @Ultrawup
    @Ultrawup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:04 *Discount Zapp Brannigan intensifies*

  • @Torlik11
    @Torlik11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What I really love about this chanel is that even after all this time, their video still hold up really well.

  • @jonnyblack001
    @jonnyblack001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is beautiful guys, just beautiful.

  • @firerulezz116
    @firerulezz116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just played this game for the first time and immediately thought of this sketch.
    I absolutely get the love for doors now.

  • @xCoNa14
    @xCoNa14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fitting now that the channel is called Door Monster :')

  • @veermudambi5795
    @veermudambi5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the smirk at 2:53

  • @Kissamiess
    @Kissamiess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fear will keep the crew in line, fear of the doors.

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Khan Doorman would approve.

  • @NeonRedemption
    @NeonRedemption 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should have just named It "FTL- Door Monster" haha

  • @christiankrarup6501
    @christiankrarup6501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one the best Door Monster sketches by far, but rewatching it I realized just how dark it was

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    how are you guys this funny?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Don't know, but we're glad you think we are! :D

    • @dartdevious561
      @dartdevious561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's super humble. I've enjoyed all your videos that I've seen so far, except maybe the tycoon ones. The rest are super-duper hilarious. I enjoy the subtle jokes and witty punch likes. I plan on helping on patreon too.

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would help on Patreon, but I don't have enough cash.
      Also, there are 56 Gary's for this video. Should we get Gary back?

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Use the doors luke...
      *Giggle*

  • @riolufistofmight
    @riolufistofmight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    such dramatic and engaging combat, lucky nobody had to film any of it.