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Hey everyone thanks for watching. With recent events still fresh in some people's minds I just want to reiterate that these videos are mainly just for jokes and I have nothing but respect for the cast and crew who made this movie, and every movie or TV show I talk about.
It's all just light-hearted fun around here, so I hope you take it that way.
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Its 7 in the morning
Audrey's hair was actually pink and BLUE because of the whole 'make it pink' 'make it blue' thing from Sleeping Beauty.
Oh...I just realized that now 😂
Rozjechany Sernik thank you for repeating what the comment literally fucking said
@cherry _blossom yeah but really she was just making a reference to her mother
@@mel-lt9or i am a huge Disney fan and it just popped into my head when I watched it for the second time lol
I thought it was because a witch's magic is stored in their hair
The reason this entire movie even happened is because the security system in the Museum is DIRT
😂😂😂
Fr
True
But don’t forget: those kids are the GOOD KIDS - they’re not supposed to steal 😌
Yep
I just realized that in Beauty and the beast, the prince rejects the old hag so that means that Audrey made Mal a hag so Ben would reject her too, but like it didn’t work out so well...
I JUST REALIZED!!!
OMG....
We all know the Descendants writers didn’t realize that either 😂
Wow
I thought i was the only person that relized that lol
I can explain the plot of every single Descendants movie:
Bad guy: "I hate you!"
Good guy: "Friendship!"
Bad guy: "Friendship!"
True
FACTS
80% of disney movies
So basically a Dhar Mann movie with Disney producing it
97.86% of disney movies
That dragon cgi tho. HBO is quaking
lfg oof
Cats: The Movie is quaking
The Beast cgi is even worse
@@ninaschmidt6344 ben as the beast wasn't CGI. They did that all with make-up
@DragonBat362 😂
@@laury1505 Oh, yah. I forgot. But it still didn't look good
So we gonna ignore how she causally declared she wasn't satisfied being just the queen of one island. She wanted TWO island
Yeah right? That sounded so wrong 😂
Yessss I was waiting for someone to mention this, me and my sister were both like did she just say that when we watched it
Yes we are
I don't think it was so much she wasn't satisfied with one Island but more how can knowingly lead an entire group of people that aren't my own in privileged and freedom where my people are still living in squalor and unable to leave for better opportunities.
As I was watchting it I was thinking she is taking Uma ruling the Isle away from her after she said she will be a good ruler for them
Everyone overlooks the fact that the King’s crown looks like plastic while the Queen’s looks halfway decent
Lol so true
It looks like a burger king crown lol
and we ignoring how bad some of the green screens are?
And every one over looks the fact that they kept a god in the isle which makes no sense at all cause hades doesn’t even come out of the underworld he sends minions to the world or appears in fire
true......lol
I get the sense that 80% of the movies budgets went to hair dye
they wear wigs not hair dye🤦🏻♀️
shut up- the joke still applies 😂
FR
FACTS can’t even pay the writers the lines are the writers way of saying we quit so cringe
@@Strawberryyyyyyyyy44 a high quality wig is MORE EXPENSIVE than hair dye
Mal flirting with Ben and liking his new beard is the most realistic flirting I've ever seen in a Disney movie.
I think is a hint of the Live-Action version of Beauty and The Beast when Belle asks the prince if he is going to consider letting his beard grow
I hate that part mostly
@@teresiahmutheu4039 Everyone does
yup
@@teresiahmutheu4039 oh god I cringe too, I never said I liked it, I'm just saying it's the most realistic I've seen in 18 years.,
So Mal is the child of Maleficent and Hades…
This is just straight-up Disney fanfic
Ever watch House of Mouse?
Maleficent and Hades would defenitly be together. Lol
arocknrolldream Don’t tell me
She’s a demigod?
Justin X. Yeah pretty much😂
Y'all should watch ONCE UPON A TIME. That show has some actors from it on here and is very complexed and good.
So if Mal and Ben had kids... they be like 25% human, 25% Beast, 25% fairy dragon and 25% god? This is literally fanfic
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴👁👄👁🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Yep EXACTLY.
Ooooo that would be cool
That would be really cool
it sounds like a poorly written fanfic
When you realize Mal accomplished what she set out to do in the first film, take over both the isles and Auradon, and take the barrier down with fairy godmothers wand…..
Yes I mean if she turned bad then everywhere in the world is in danger
i had 2 read this comment to realize that
A cinematic masterpiece
Impressive
Only took 5 years mal😂
The only reason the spell was reversed was because dove cameron didn't want to spend the whole movie in that old lady costume lol.
That's what I thought!😂
Monolith Rose ik
No the spell was broken so she can't stay like a old lady
Use you're head kido
@@paramaribosuriname5329 R/facepalm
Why couldn't Uma just be the queen of the Isle since she wanted to lead so bad, like why did she absolutely need to carry both
Because she's selfish and controlling.
Ya
@@dragonlovermalaware5074 nope uma really isn't
@@catyl0ver759 I meant mal she's the one who's selfish and controlling not Uma so I agree with you.
@@dragonlovermalaware5074 oh okay
mal- " i cant be queen of just auradon, i have to be queen of the isle too."
ben- was the 95% not enough for you?
STOPPPPPPPPP
HAHDJD
JHDJSHDKS
LMAOO
I don't get it.
"you know what kids don't care about? a plot that makes sense."
I... Honestly I think this is accurate.
as someone with a little sister that watches these movies (and the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy) on repeat, i can say this is absolutely accurate
When you first watch theses movies you’re like that tracks then you rewatch you’re like what the heck is this
I mean I do like dancing
It is and thats why probbly every movie seemed better as a kid
are we gonna ignore the fact that The Vk’s took forever to sneak in and take the wand
but Audrey just waltz in there
we ain’t ignorin bout that
I’m pretty sure all of us notice it at this point.
I mean it makes more sense. She's a trusted member of auradon with good lineage, whereas the VK's are not trusted and would be expected to do something like that. So it makes more sense she was able to walk right in compared to them. That being said, the security is seriously lacking for that place lol
@Candy C maybe, still pretty stupid how if it’s like only letting the AK only and not just the VK, if those items are really powerful than should have been locked up fully! Maybe perhaps only letting the queen and king access it.
@@candyc3314 Exactly XD
@@asylnn ESPECIALLY the Queen's crown!
Are we going to ignore the fact that an entire kingdom is struggling against an angsty teen who got out of a break up?
Evillious Chronicles in a nutshell
Lmao
literally I was thinking "girl he broke up with you move on" the entire film
Just give her some ice cream my god (I still love the movie tho for real)
TEEN probs are the ultamie probs.
Audrey’s lines in this movie
70% creepy evil laughs
20% complaining about Mal
10% angrily screaming because her plans don’t work
So true. But I love her as a villain. She slayed, and Mal was shook to her core!
😂😂
More like 50 percent screaming xD
Unoriginal 156 yes exactly
Yeah
The writers made Evie a really likeable character. I very much enjoyed her, Carlos was another good character too, I enjoyed him a lot too.
RIP Cameron
Honestly Jay and Carlos did not get enough scenes in the movie
*AND HARRY AND GUESTON’S KID GOT MOE SCREENTIME THAN THEM MKJFNSDVNJIFENFJRNFKDNFJDJRER*
@@daniellopezparra6430jay especialpy
Carlos was the reason I wanted to watch the first movie so bad when I was a kid, then the second one came out I think I barely watched it, the 3rd one I was way too old for but, I always got mad whenever a cool kid like Dicky, Luke or Gabe from good luck Charlie didn't win at being cool.
Tell me WHY Hades is locked on an island, like he's a literal god and who's gonna take care of the Underworld now?
True, like no ones there half the year (with Persephone leaving for 6 months of the year to see her mother), so souls would just be piling up, and up, and up. It would be a really dumb idea lol
@@saturn2599 Persephone is only there for 4 months (1 third of the year) so that would be even worse!
@@salem-01 Oh wow! I actually didn't know that xD, Disney you pulled a dumb move there bros lol
I wondered the same thing, then I just considered that it was just a name. I don't know 🤷♀️
HOW were humans even allowed or better yet ABLE to do that.
I mean Aurora's daughter being bitter towards Maleficent's daughter makes a ton of sense if you think about it
Not really like I get the concept of it being like that but she shouldn't have anything against mal if mal herself didn't do anything directly to audrey
@@alexiselliott9579 Mal stole her fiancee. And then Ben humiliated her in public. She has plenty against them both.
@@megastar4470 not her finance her boyfriend who really didn't like her otherwise he would've stayed with her after the spell washed off in the magic lake
@@JO-de6jw .
miraselca audrey didn’t care about ben she wanted the crown
Mal: My dad abandoned me
Hades: My dad ate me
TL yea pretty much XD
Hades: and MY DOG, WIFE, FRIENDS, CHILDREN, AND JOB ARE GONE 😭
Lollll😂😂😂
Oh my god I love this
TL IKR
You know I think Hades being Mel’s dad could have been more interesting if he was just like “So I left you mom for a goddess named Persephone but we where forcefully separated and she got stuck on the mainland and I just want to see her again.” Bam. A more interesting character than any in the trilogy.
They are following Disney’s Hades rather than the actual Greek mythology.
We see this as a the whole rock thing and fire thing in the movie and Hades overall personality being different.
@@Mialikesthings if they followed ACTUAL Greek mythology then Hades would not be the Villain in the first place
Now there’s a fourth one
maam this is a kids movie-
@@MLBedits4U-bc1sp Kids deserve good stories with interesting characters.
So basically this whole movie would've never happened if hades and maleficent didn't hook up
Ummm kinda ...
Actually
Yeah
Yeah pretty much the whole franchise wouldn't happen...
Haha- *yea*
I laughed a lot when I realised that Hades was married to his only true love, Persephone, and now he cheated hooking up with Maleficent, just imagine Persephone’s reaction.
@alex meyer what about wandvison
I just love how Ben knew Mal for like 1 year and proposed to her when they are like 17
That's pretty slow for a Disney movie tbh
Actually he WASN'T ALLOWED TO PROPOSE bc u *need* to BE *18*
They ARE 18. Its been two years since the first film
@@cunningsmile4166 only one year! WERE U NOT LISTENING TO THE VIDEO
@@emmamoriarty4648 in their time there wasn't even any electricity like how it is in descendants
Hades: If it gets wet, it can not work anymore
It gets wet
Mal and Uma: BUT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Hades never had an ember in the old Disney film or the Greek myths the movie is based on?
@@Yicker419 plot hole alert
My little ponyyyy 🤡
And then the My Little Pony theme starts playing at max volume
@@Yicker419 Mel asked to give back the ember before the flame went out
Here’s my biggest problem, in Descendants 2 Maleficent is taken to the isle when it has the barrier. The lizard thing was a spell. Maleficent should have returned to her true form in the second movie
Evil magic does not work on the isle. Maleficent turning into a lizard was not evil magic it’s what she deserved
I never seen a grown man so knowledgeable about descendants.
Same.
agent_ rlk I completely forgot descendants was a thing
Thats what us Dads do when we actually chill with our kids and we happen to be Cinephiles
Right lol
Off topic butttt I'm ur 1k like ;-;
Audrey: Steals, attacks future queen, uses magic, pulls a maleficent, and turns king to stone: No repercussions
Smee's sons: Children of sidekick who isn't even that evil: Imprisoned on Isle of the Lost for most of their life
Rich kids pass so annoying
That's the whole point of the movie. And Hades, although he's not the one to talk, does say a thing or two about it too
Where's the logic?
She got a slap on wrist
They turned the king into a beast
Wait, since Hades is a god, and Mal is his daughter, doesn't that make Mal a demi-god.
*Jesus has joined the chat*
Mal****
Yes. Yes that does make Mal a demi-god
Well a Demi Farie
Not really since her mom is a fairy and demigods are half god half human
The more you watch this movie, the more you realise how valid Hades is for being mad about being stuck on the Isle. Like, he's a god. He's literly keeping the underworld in order
Audrey: “you’d rather have a VK on the throne than me”
Also Audrey (to be on the throne): *becomes a VK*
Karen Hernandez exactly
She does’nt became a VK, cause sleepin’ beauty isn’t a villian
You can't turn a VK, but you can turn to a villain
XD
I thought that meant kid of a villain.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the villains such as ursula, mother gothel, jafar, the evil queen etc are roaming free with the barrier down?
Exactly! I guess the girl that thinks she has to be queen of everything(Mal) isn’t that bright after all.🙄
isn't Mother Gothel kinda sorta a little bit dead, tho
@@phifuru so did Ursula, Maleficent, and other villains
@@phifuru Well all the other villains died (that we’ve seen so far in the movies) but Disney still brought them back, so Mother Gothel can easily be alive in the descendants movies
And the fact that their kids were excited to see them again even though they were abusive assholes to them
*Mal:* Hi, dad.
*They had us in the first half, not gonna lie..*
@Ethan Kellerman
Still wasn't all that surprising, to be fair. Maleficent and Hades had a thing in Disney's old villains cartoon (plus Mal's clothing in this movie gives it away too much)
@Ethan Kellerman Wait which book? I own all of them I'm pretty sure and I didn't know that. Or maybe I don't remember..
@Ethan Kellerman yeah that was never mentioned in the books.
@@cinemqs Oooh okay!
AgilityDZN Her clothing is edgy like in all the movies but it doesn’t give that much away is you thing of her parents and didn’t know it your first guess would probably be malificent but if your talking about her dad probably hades
Wait wait wait wait….
If Celia is the daughter of Dr. Facillier, the VooDoo man in Princess and The Frog, why didn’t she get any powers? Why didn’t her dad step in? This would’ve been an amazing point for her to me room having “friends in the other side”. Lost opportunity
She kinda did some readings like her dad but thoses were deleted
I agree but I loved the fact she still made the reference
Hades: I was once married to Maleficent and we have a child together
Persephone: Am I a joke to u?
To be fair Hades and Maleficent were a thing in House of Mouse so at least they’re being accurate to Disney history
Persephone*
Sorry, it was bugging me, no hate
Ohhhhhhh :o
Hold up I didn’t pay much attention in World History who’s Persephona?
@@not_gabi6508 the goddess of spring in Greek mythology
Mal: It's not a toy it's dangerous!
Audrey: I want to be dangerous!
Me: *dies of laughter*
Kadiatu Marie Hallowell it’s okay you’ll get used to be called cringe because of your age which you can’t even control 😁
Sounds like me and my brother talking I'm mal and and my brother would be Audrey
omfg thats so true xdddddd
Has anyone realized that this movie happened bc a girl got jealous of another girl being with her ex bf like ???
Miranda Rizik I mean if a girl randomly had my boyfriend because of a magic spell, my first thought would be “WHAT THE HEL- you know what I’m gonna kill this girl”
KitsWorld I would poison her 😌💅
Beautiful. Magnificent. Awesome U R Special hire a hitman or just say awful things about the girl or guy. ruin their LIFE or LIVES!
Exactly. And everyone acts like she’s cool or right? Cmon
@@biondaangulo3013 Ok but like Ben was spelled for half a date the stayed with Mal like he clearly didn't want to be with her.
Ben's fake facial hair alone make this movie the best of the 3. I like How Ben is the king but doesn't make any decisions and Mal is like I need to be a QUEEN OF EVERYTHING.
I just can’t believe this Audrey girl caused all this chaos and received no repercussions meanwhile a bunch of innocent kids are imprisoned on an island 🙃
Zannia Ojibe right? Hades even pointed that out and still nothing happened to her. Also her apology seemed to have come out of no where. Like she takes over auradon then the very next scene she's sorry??? It seemed really rushed
thats disney movies for you
Martin Buckle hence it’s rushed, it could’ve been done better ya know
Honestly, her acting was bad in this movie (no hate), she wasn't a convincing villain at all.
Zannia Ojibe well i mean their not on the island anymore
Plot twist: Hades *ember thing* is actually an infinity stone
Take note thanos!!
PeetaJammer Disney does own Marvel, so...
So why was it suppress by fairy godmothers wand.
Thanos: Allow me to introduce myself
PeetaJammer that’s not an emerald its a ruby. Your colorblind man.
It’s not an emerald it’s an ember
nobody:
literally nobody:
descendants: DANCE OFF AGAINST SUITS OF ARMOR!
I watched it and me and my family were done with this movie the songs the corny dancing
I have a problem with this "everyone is asleep" thing because in a nice place like whatever this place is called, there must be people swimming in pools and the beach and stuff. So what happens to them? they drown? And also what if someone is cooking and/or the stove is on? sharp objects? Or they're climbing a roof or something and the spell is cast and they fall? And they might starve.
"The entire magic was friendship all along"
Me: This is starting to sound like My Little Pony, but with leather bodysuits and angsty teens.
YES HAHA
I'd watch that.
*exotic butters*
@@karleighsquadofficial6771 *yes.*
that’s why i like it
I love how everyone got a glow up and then there is Ben
Doug*
@@myeshaanddanielasdiary tHat man had a whole glow down
Doug should NOT have grown his hair out
@@4thosewhorbored690 Agree to disagree
@@4thosewhorbored690 totally agree
Original villains: die
Auradon: resurrects them, plonks them on an island, and nearly leaves their children to rot there forever
Audrey: says sorry
Auradon: no prob, sweetie
Welp its all about Forgiving and starting over ig💁
They should have left the villains dead. And instead of only forgiving people who know and care that what they've done is wrong, show guilt and remorse for it, are willing to do whatever they can to make up for it and will keep doing things to make up for it until they have Descendants operates on the naive Spy Kids logic of "Once a villain is beaten once they're automatically redeemed and turned good." That's not how it works with either real or fictional evil.
Yeah Audrey was in control the entire time
Exactly!
She should be punished. I mean, it’s not fair. It doesn’t matter if she’s some pink princess or an AK.
I love how in all three descendants films, everyone forgets magic doesn’t work on the isle
*I want to be dangerous* is the descendants equivalent of Riverdales' *I'm weird, I'm a weirdo I DoNt fiT iN aND I DoNt wAnNa fiT iN*
You mean the "the descendants" equivalent
@@juliusbeutler7090 right
You ever see me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
@@alli2448 *I've been waiting for this comment*
The I don't fit in and don't wanna fit in is kinda relatable though... Maybe that's just because I'm an EdGy TeEn... Don't come at me
So, we're brushing over the fact that Mal is half god and still not stronger than some bimbo with a magic stick?
Also on the plus side Audrey doesn't even have powers whatsoever
can you not call her a bimbo
We're brushing over thr fact that Mal has effectively become a Mary Sue? Aight, cool-
@@tinkersdinkers why not? Is it inaccurate?
@@Neutral_Tired Yes. Yes it is. She is not sexualized and she is not there just as a pretty face and body. She just had everything ripped away from her. Even though her reaction was very overdramatic, it's not being an airhead, with that much change, anyone could fall under the pressure.
Also, calling someone a bimbo is extremely rude and outdated. Your underlying self insecurity is showing. I hope you know that there are probably children in this comment section.
edit 5/04/21: hey y'all could you please not respond with your rebuttals anymore it's been over a year for me and i've changed my viewpoint i would very much not like a reminder to how ben-shapiroeque i tried to be when i was younger thank you xx 🖐️😩
I like how uma is literally flirting with Harry in two movies, and he still got stucked in the friendzone at the end
Galaxy 237 highkey was waiting for them to get together at the end
I think that Harry and Jay had a thing going on
@@jungoo3486 oh definitely but also kind of Jay and Gil? Like Jay just sees this cute boy in awe over berries and then like changes his plans to go adventuring with him after they finish school. Either way my point is there's no way Jay is straight. He's also the only one of the main four who didn't end up with anyone, unless we're counting him asking Gil on adventures ending up with someone. Which would make sense if somewhere someone who made the movies intended on him being gay cause like that's usually left to subtext in kids stuff.
It’s so sad tho
Melancholic Ecstasy I agree
why do they ask mal for advice…? they are literally the king and queen and they’re putting their kingdom in the hands of their sons fiancé
*” and so they have a dance off with the magical nights and shining armor , and that’s how they reverse the spell......”*
Anna Cause it totally makes sense..... right?
Anna mal cast a spell and when she said nights fall pitch black they went pitch blacka
Knights*
They do moves that the nights copy and they do so much to where the nights "break" did that break it down for ya (im not tryin to be rude just informin ya 😁)
How the freak lmao
Ok did anyone else notice that Mals hair was slowly turning BLUE
I KNOW RIGHT I THOUGHT MY ONCE UPON A TIME WAS WITH EVIE
Maybe that’s something to do with her becoming closer to her father
Becase haidies is her dad!!!!!!
Ben and evie would be beter
@@bijediaz6585 Agreed
To be honest I felt like Audrey being the villain was a good concept, it makes sense why she would be the villain, but there was no build up to in. In the first movie she was upset for a bit, but then she got with Chad and was all hunky dory at the end, in the second movie she wasn’t even there, and now in the third movie she’s the main villain. I feel like the second movie should’ve shed at least SOME light on Audrey and her anger for Mal taking Ben away from her. Like I said Audrey being the villain makes perfect sense but the lack of build up to that point made it seem forced.
NixUniverse I can totally imagine Audrey at the end of descendants 2 when Mal kissed Ben 😂
i agree. aubrey as the villain made sense. it was just poorly executed.
she has the motives to be the villain. she obtains the power, but it was all so poorly executed afterwards.
when chad was begging to be spared and that he'd be her minion, i was totally expecting her to turn him into a crow, which was maleficent's pet/minion. was disappointed when she didn't use him for anything. not even to throw off the vks. she could've sent chad to trick the vks and send them on a wild goosechase .
her turning ben into the beast was a good call, that's something we had gotten hints before, like when uma and mal were fighting at the end of d2.
celia being aubrey's hostage made no sense. we know nothing of this girl, except she was doing favors for hades. i think drizzy being the hostage would've made much more sense, because there had already been a relationship established with her.
uma was also severely underutilized in this. she had ursula's magic shell, and all she used it for was to make mal's spells stronger
I agree. I actually thought Hades was going to be the main villain. Maybe Dr. Facilier. But we have all of ONE scene with Dr. Facilier and for Hades, he had the secret father/daughter relationship with Mal....he got the best song in the movie.....he could have been the big villain and Audrey could have been the secondary. Instead, we get TWO SCENES with Hades, one where he fights his daughter for a minute and one where he sings at her about her daddy issues and then he vanishes until the end of the movie.
@@Ray_Vun But you got to admit, Queen of mean was the best song in the movie and Audrey slayed as a villain. But they should have built her up more. And Mal was shook by Audrey. All hail the #Queenofmean !
...who was Chad, again?
Disney Execs: "This is going to be the most legendary trilogy in Disney history with a modern twist on it!"
Descendants Actors: "So this is where dignity ends."
The Descendants Cinematic Universe
Descendants
Descendants: Age of Uma
Descendants: Audrey-nfinity War
And if there was a fourth, Descendants: Ben-game.
😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
👏
Audrey is Thanos! That explains the purple.
Descendants: Endgame
"Yea yea ok Mal, back it up, leave some room for Jesus alright"
Had me dying
I rewinded that part like 10 times so funny!!!
I was rolling
Haha yess
The likes are at 666 so imma just leave it
Is it me or does everyone from the isle of the lost have to wear fingerless gloves
Unicorn Barfing rainbows they think it’s a personality trait
Unicorn Barfing rainbows and leather pants
They shopped at hot topic
Unicorn Barfing rainbows 😂😂😂
Unicorn Barfing rainbows YESSSd
I DIED OF LAUGHTER why are these recaps better than the actual movies?!?!
how to be a villain: leather and coloured hair
Make it purple
Or horns
Yup
Literally how it is
Lesbians
For me hades had a lot of missed potential. He is a funny character, is an actual god and he is the strongest character with the stone.
sad but true...
for real, im upset with what they did with him, he had 1 song with like 2 lines
omg yeah i love hades and greek mythology so i know he had WAY more potential
POV: your looking at this comment because you don’t know what you wrote over 4 months ago,
in my opinion they should have just had Markiplier play him so that the whole canned corn thing would make sense. at least he would add some pizazz into that role
How is Mal not all powerful?? Her mom was a powerful fairy and her dad was a god! How is she not more powerful??
1 Bill pfo 2 SHES A DEMI GOD!!!
Not to mention her UNCLE is literally the king of the universe
EXACTLY
Well maleficent remake movie is not the real movie watch sleeping beauty
@@Ghostinaboat *Demigoddess
Audrey has literally turned almost everyone to stone, broke into the museum and turned Mal the soon to be queen into a old lady! And like HOW THE HECK IS SHE NOT PUT TO SOME PUNISHMENT THEY JUST GLOSS OVER EVERYTHING LIKE WHY!?
Edit: okay let’s check this comment I made… HOLY SHIRT 141 LIKES?
And Mal killed Audrey💀
@@AnCatalyst You obviously did not watch the movie, mal did not kill Audrey.
@@rose_blue1 she did, but Hades brought her back
To be fair in the first movie Mal Jay Evie and Carlos tried to take over the kingdom but they let them go and made Mal their queen
The VK’ s tried to do the same thing in the first movie nothing happened either
*Audrey appears with stick*
Mal: is this a joke?
Stick: am I joke to u?
and this has to be a joke?????
@Da'Ja Smith and you don't have something else to dooooo
I'm dying 😂
Ella Ellison
Yeah, you made it 69. Appreciate it
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that mal and Ben are getting married at like 17?? No, ok 👌🏾😐
I thought I was the only one they only dated for like 7 months and then they got married!!! Like Disney are you kidding me!! 😐😐
lexalicia truuu.......😂
Y kno kings and nobles and royalties stuff
My grandparents married at 16-
*SNOW. WHITE. IS. THIRTEEN.*
Audrey's hair (before the transformation) reminds of used Aquafresh toothpaste.
Lmao 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lol
Joniah Demarco Y E S!!
Weirdly, one of my favorite moments in this is when one of the VKs is eating berries and is so enthused because there is something good to eat just lying around, when in the island there is nothing and you have to scrounge to survive. The descendant he is talking to (I think son of Jafar) realizes how much better he has it since coming to Auradon, and that he's been taking it for granted. They plan to go exploring together once the kingdom is saved. I thought it was a moment with weight in a mostly frothy movie. I also can't overlook the fact that the whole "There are good and bad guys on both sides of the wall" speech was put into a movie while the whole "we're going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it" stuff was going on. It was blunt but she wasn't wrong.
I mean if a girl that my family has beef with her family gave my boyfriend a magical cookie that made him dance and sing shirt less for Her i would get hella mad.
hate when that happens
Relatable
That's true, and has happened to me years ago. I don't really blame Audrey though.
Edit: OMG thanks for the likes guys
Fair enough
Dat Artist Tho yup. Totally relatable.
"Audrey turns Ben, Carlos, Jay, and Evie to stone."
" _Although, she also gets that dog in there so maybe it's not all that bad_ "
I love his hatred for Dude.
· Mewelii · omg yes!! He hated Dude
He was better when he didn’t talk. It was a little fun at first. Then I started hating it.
Yes, Alex pretty much summed up all of our reactions towards Dude, in the fact that they actually used the whole "Talking animal shtick" which has been done TO DEATH!😩
@Spider- Man Yeah, I guess he did help a bit.
of course it's called "dude"
"And now the inner city kids get to hang out in the suburbs"
Had me dead 😂
Audrey is totally in the right. Mal drugged her boyfriend, and in doing so, completely stole her life. Ben and Audrey never even broke up, Mal just straight up stepped in front of her and they acted like nothing happened.
mal didn't really drug ben, she put a spell on him. and before you say it's the same thing, its really not
I mean it was pretty apparent that Audrey only wanted Ben for the royal status. And when Ben (spelled obviously) first said he loved Mal, Audrey responded by kissing Chad and saying he was her boyfriend now. Clearly she wasn't eager to fight to get Ben back lol
@@shamus248 I think she was trying to make ben jealous
I agree with you.
That is the evil of Hollywood.
They are trying to brainwash people and say good people are bad and bad people are good.
I stopped watching that show because I started realizing it was a bad influence on me as well the public.
I also pray for the actors.
Most of them are bad except China McLain who played Ursula.
I saw her interview and she said because of her bad experiences with these bad people she is now trying to be closer to God and staying away from all that bs.
And she even agreed with what I said and was warning people. Saying Hollywood is trying to manipulate people in believing bad people are good.
@@shamus248
No
Hollywood is good at brainwashing people.
Kids especially on saying good people are bad and people should embrace the bad guys.
They are trying to make Audrey look bad in the movie.
In real life she would be hurt and I am sure she had a crush on him since they were kids.
She has every right being hurt at mal
Mal is a home wrecker
Another sign of the devil.
No thanks
Can we talk about how disturbing bens “beast” form is 😭 it looks so bad
@Virginia Martinez yes
It’s better than the dragon transformations from the same movie series. Not sonic tho sonic should’ve never been made realistic. That and many of the Pokémon from the detective movie
Hey it not that bad>:(
Nicolette Javier it’s not that bad wha...it’s horrible it looks like you mixed a pug a Bull terrier mixed with a human it’s not natural
Sonic your literally the old sonic -_-
I'll just say that the writers made Evie the most loved character.
this is Dude erasure
@@Olivia-km8ic Dude was loveable until the 2nd movie when he started to talk
I loved evie
@@Olivia-km8ic Dude was cute until he TALKED
Then Evie should have done more than acting all cute instead of dancing around like a broken rag doll found in a dumpster after it was used for funking.
mal in desendents 2 : *goes to the isle but her blonde hair stays the same even though she used magic to make her hair blonde*
mal in desendents 3 : *goes to the isle and the curse magic doesnt work*
Me: *confusion*
I think it’s only evil magic that is affected.
@@adarbro but she used the blonde hair spell from maleficent's book
Like at every movie she literally lose every always have a pity party it’s annoying
You’re looking for too much logic in a disney channel movie
@@hannaht1325 that's not evil xd
You should do a video on the animated finale. Yes, they made one. It's technically a Descendants 4 and guess what? Chad's in this one too and he STILL manages to do absolutely nothing. They do address Mal's mom being a lizard though, so that's neat.
Mal: nothing is more powerful than the sector other than hades’ ember
Evie: tRuE lOvEs KiSs, wOrKs EvErY tImE
*kisses Doug and breaks the movie*
1) The wand.
2) The Enchanted Lake.
3) True Love's Kiss
What else, future commenters?
Pump Kinsa
“Well, that’s just lazy writing”
The thing that turned her into an "old hag" was a curse not exactly a spell to make her sleep or love someone or etc. ;-;
True love's kiss can break curses, not really be used as a weapon against Audrey, that's what they were referring to. But they totally should have had Beast Ben and Old Mal have to kiss and break their curses xD
Scepter*
okay but y’all are trying to convince me that the daughter of THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD has, no godly powers ??? at all ????
She is a demi god and thw only person beside hades that can use the amber. And she can do magix, she more like mommy malificent.
Running Downn I mean she can turn into a dragon..
Ikr lmao like at least some kind of power🗿other then turning into something else🗿
...truee
and wtf was he blue themed
It doesn’t make sense bc Audrey was being nice at the end in descendants 1 but then for some reason she wasn’t there in descendants two and came back mad
She played nice, she left to go on a vacation because she was emotionally unstable. She came back thinking she'd win Ben over but instead Ben proposed to Mal. Audrey was angry because of that and because her family kept putting pressure on her to be queen and wouldn't take anything less from her.
probably because her grandma kept guilt tripping her about it lol
The gaps are filled in”Audrey’s Royal Return”
She’s unstable😂😂
Honestly I think she was more mad about them getting married. I don’t think she thought their relationship would last. And In the 2nd movie she was gone to change her hair to look like Mal and stuff so Ben would notice her
dude id be pissed too if I ever found love and someone stole him away with a love potion. granted, I wouldn't do that she did but I'd be mad
In the book The Isle of the Lost, which is what the movies were based off of, Maleficent tells Mal that her father was a human. It’s plausible that she could’ve lied to Mal, but there’s no way Hades could’ve been her dad.
You can't tell her tho her daddy issues made her stronger!
Maybe they got married on the island, had Mal and divorced. Then wouldn't Hades basically be just a human since his god powers don't work on the isle?
Umm all Audrey’s lines is “Muaaa ha ha ha ha” “NO!” And “AHG!”
That is not true -_-
Mountain Willow r/woooosh
pretty much
And don’t forget her saying queen of mean!
Also “I want to be dangerous!”
Chad is literally the most Chad character ever.
What's the point of him being in the movie anyways? His character never amounted to anything.
@@courageisbeautiful5476 He kinda was important in the first movie. Where we shouldn't judge a book by its cover which was what Evie did at first in the science lab
@@sophia-tj1ck true but from the 2nd and 3rd movie he never had any character development. Heck he became a coward, or maybe he always has been.
@@courageisbeautiful5476 yeah you're right. He was useless in the second and third movie😂
Chad was like that useless, annoying comic relief character that many shows have >_>
The number of times Mal changes hairstyle is more than my friends.
Her hair is kinda symbolic if you think about it
First movie it’s purple obviously as an ode to her mother and embracing being evil
Second movie it starts off blonde as she tries to “fit in” to Auradon and leave behind her history on the isle, but noticeably there are still purple tips which symbolize she hasn’t left the isle behind
Then it turns back to a bright magenta once she goes back symbolizing she wants to get far away from what she thought was a facade of her self she couldn’t keep up anymore
Then later in the movie she elects to keep it purple as she acknowledges where she came from but that part of her life doesn’t define her as a person
Then the third movie again it’s purple (much darker and similar to her original) but throughout you see hints of blue, signaling to her father Hades
And by the end it’s blue and purple, showing she acknowledges her mother and father but that while their mistakes and their decisions don’t make her the person she is she still loves them and wants to showcase proudly her family that she might’ve been ashamed of when she first started settling in to Auradon
Well they do need to sell the merch
The movie's budget is buying wigs.:/
Hydrate Plays The amount of times she changes into a dragon actually 💀!
PrettygirlMari only three times but ok
Okay, the "who wants gum" thing made me laugh. The way she shakes the bag and has that deadpan expression on her face. It just seems so out of place I can't help but chuckle at it. I'm almost convinced it wasn't supposed to be there and that Sofia didn't know they were still filming but they decided to keep it in.
i love sofia so much she’s just the most adorable person
Are y'all just gonna ignore the fact that Evie and Snow White are step-sisters?
They never mentioned if the evil queen had a child with Snow White's dad
Plus the age gap between them is so big and with Snow White's dad being already dead in the movie for years, the possibility of them being stepsisters would be none
Mal, Hercules, and Ariel are cousins.
@@Paulina-mq4qd actually it doesn't matter because they got married and each one had a kid. That makes them step sisters
@@Paulina-mq4qd it doesn't mean they're not step sisters if there's a big age gap me and my really brother are 10 years apart and my cousin and her real sister are 18 years apart
The song part is really true. I mean Evie sang a whole song just to kiss a guy like WHAT?!?!
True but Sebastian sang a song to get the prince to Kiss The Girl so
Like come on lady, it's just a peck
To be fair it was a bomb song
@@deargodwhyamihere 😂😂😂 Fr tho
And she could've allocated the time to cut his hair instead
Ugh Celia annoyed me so bad cause “*throws ember (only thing that can help her) into water (which deactivates it)*” then 2 seconds later “hELp mE mALlLlLl”
Ikr that's one problem j had bc she be like:omg ur so mean *throws the only thing to save her and her friends in the water* Not even a minute later: HAlp me Mal!!! But like how's she supposed to help huh
No Celia was sad cause Mal lied about opening the ile so that meant Celia couldnt see her dad again
Tiana Thomas well does she WANT to die? Celia I get you’re mad but ya gotta think about the consequences of throwing the ember into the water
@@-leavea- yea true people get so mad they dont know what they doing
Tiana Thomas I think she did know what she was doing:)
"the movie is just so" - rockfestival ad starts playing -
I chuckled
Are we just going to brush over the fact that Ben asked Mal to Marry him, THEY’RE LIKE 18!
Sorry but they are 18
Giacomo Amore Even with that, what fraction of the younger kids who watched the movie did the math? 😬
Most of them
Giacomo Amore actually I think they are still 16, maybe 17. In the scene with Hades, Mal says something about after 16 years she has a whole world for her, no thanks to him. It is possible that she just meant she was 16 when she left the isle, but they never really mention a huge time jump or any real mention of how much time has passed in this film. I can’t imagine it’s more than a year though from the first movie to this one
Of you Say so
HOW COME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HOW DIZZY AND CHAD ARE STEP-COUSINS!!!
Big deal
AMV / EDITS shut the fuck up 💅
I know realized that
I know
And i ooopp
when you watch this before the actual movie
movie: *am I a joke to you*
Starlit LPS ikr
Yes, yes you are
Im watching this cuz the actual movie is cringe
Bold of you to assume that I would actually watch the movie.
Ok, I rented D1 from Family Video and was super pumped for it but gave up before the 20 minute mark, but after seeing Alex's videos I thought maybe I didn't give it a fair shake. Enter Dis+, and honestly. I really like all of them! My wife and kids are sick of me.
so. he proposed to her at age 18. after singing to her. on stage. wearing a burger king crown. this movie is amazing.
audrey: *I WANT TO BE DANGEROUS*
everyone and alex: *you are wearing a leather oufit*
Darlene Harrison and it’s pink lol
Not funny idiot.
Anyone gonna mention that umas hair comes out perfectly dry when she's from underwater ( this is edited ) thank you for all the likes guys
Well, she transformed
Remind me of teen beach movie
It’s probably CGI
Daughter of sea witch duh she can't get wet unless she wants to
I was more worried about the ember not turning off when it touched her tentacle.
Celia: *throws ember down the water thing*
Also Celia 5 minutes later when she gets caught by Audrey and the ember is the only way to save them all : MaL HelP Me
Namjoonie I was so pissed when that happened
Mal: shut da fuck up
@@AnAutistArtist LOLOL
ARMYYYY
*nAaH bItCh SaVe YoSeLf*
Hades said gotta go get the milk 😂
"So we are gonna do what riverdale did for abs but with songs"
I laughed so hard i literally chocked
Nicole Khella choked*
You didn’t mention anything about Evie singing an entire song about true loves kiss
My favourite song of the movie.. Just because it embraces the ridiculousness
Rose Tyler of Galifrey one kiss
And another thing about that is that Mal says the only thing that can you break the septers spells is the amber yet a kiss has done that a million times
WHO CARES WHY ARE U FANS OF THIS UGLY ADS GUY
Ikr but she's my fav charecter I don't like Mal
Audrey’s whole “revelation” is basically just her going through her emo phase
Her and the villain kids are all posers. They sing about how evil they are but don't do anything evil and Audrey sings a whiny "I got dumped so I'm evil now" song.
@Xehanort10 LMAO. It’s like when you get rejected by your crush in elementary school so you write bad poems in your diary and you think you’re “edgy”.
@@abbyrosen4364 Yeah. Ben and Audrey just seemed like one of those royal arranged marriages where a princess is chosen to marry the future king or a prince to marry the future queen so why Audrey's acting like she really loved him I don't know.
@@Xehanort10 Queen of Mean will ALWAYS be a bop.
@@Xehanort10 11:26 I could care less she was killed. What’s this resurrection BS though? In EVERY Classic Disney movie (the ones the children are based on) the villain ALWAYS dies, so what the hell?