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- DSP went on one of his usual guilt tripping/gaslighting rant segments to his dents about how he needs money RIGHT NOW and to give as much of it to him as possible because he's not streaming tonight because of his taxes, when he gets interrupted by a dent telling him to cut back on his DoorDash usage. DSP EXPLODES on the dent and derails his own beg, calling the guy stupid, asking where he got that info, blaming DA TROLLZ for misinformation and how they're going to clip this out of context. The dent eventually gets banned for saying he got the info from DSP himself on his ProJared react stream. This was a massive cope segment
#dsp #dspgaming #dspreacts #darksydephil #aquateal
I hate how he puts his personal burdens on his audience like it's a therapy session for him.
15 years ago, he had an audiance that WOULD appraciate his gaming videos for the edgy humor and the fact that kids and teens couldnt up and buy games themselves. now everyone is grown and CAN play games themselves but phil hasnt adapted for an ADULT audience and he HATES the idea of having teens and kids watch and curses them
Phil's finances are his own business until he wants you to pay his bills
Exactly!!
Being transparent = "I need money but I won't tell you exactly what it's for"
Wrestlemania next month. He needs to pull them Hogan's quick.
And if I tell you what it's for, it's a lie or embellished.
He calls a begging section a "heads up" and "being honest" now, just as he calls wagequitting Oblivion "calling an audible"? The King of Semantics, anyone? And that money creature is right. If he did some cutbacks like less Doordash and perhaps stop playing WWE Champions, he could save more spare cash for next month or the infamous "rainy day fund". But no, he won't do anything to save money, he'll likely force his trophy wife to do overtime just to bankroll his addictions. And that is the sad part: how his alcoholism and his gambling addiction in particular are the cause of his financial issues.
DSP almost has his own language. It's literally like a cult. They use coded language to disguise negative things from outsiders but the fans recognize the dog whistle. Money is "support" or "positivity". Begging for money is "being transparent" or "being factual/honest". You mentioned "calling an audible". It's gross. It's for this *rubs thumb and fingers together to indicate money*.
He thinks honesty and transparency are virtuous in and of themselves. You can be an honest and transparent jerk. (which phil is, except when it's someone more popular on social medium, then he tries to sneak diss with the subtlety of the sun)
The guy thought a "rainy day fund" was money you spend on indoor activities on rainy days. Mr. adult with a business degree who knows nothing at all.
That's one Fhet trophy man.
His business is playing videogames and doing reactions. So much work. Especially with how reacts and the kind of commentary he does. He puts so much effort in the work he does and is doing.
You forgot that he chops his 4 hour live streams into 4 one hour segments. That takes 10s of seconds.
His content is the definition of quantity over quality.
@@B.A.Killington That lack of editing really takes it out of dood!
He might as well sit on his couch and just play by himself, would not make a single difference for the viewer.
He's literally arguing with himself 😂
What we see: begging
What the dents see: transparency
What we hear: begging
What the dents hear: honesty
What we smell: greed
What dsp smell: MONEYYYYY.....
And he still won't just up and React to the WWE Champions Documentary when he did it for Down The Rabbit Hole Just fine...
@@mitchellalexander9162 shows his true colours.
He thinks we are blind like the dents
Orders Door Dash once a week... sure! There have been a couple of times he has let it slip that he orders Door Dash for breakfast.
Doordash meal delivered for him & Kat can easily cost $75+
Order it 2-3x per week and there's your $200. He got REALLY touchy and defensive when that dent called him out on it because that dent was right.
he’s becoming self conscious of the horseshit he’s peddling, and it’s pretty amazing watching the meltdown
The way he gets himself back on the script 😂
If you’re on the Internet begging strangers for money you should be spending $0 a week on DoorDash.
You don't understand what it's like to be an adult. Phil is an adult. You don't understand it's impossible to survive on $11,000 a month of beggar bucks.
@@Anarchist86ed inflation is high especially when using beggar bucks.
@@Anarchist86ed I'd be way better off if I had that kind of money. It's sad to see Phil do all this then make up excuses
Phil saying that there's too many stupid, gullible people on the planet to his dents.... this is more than my daily allowed levels of irony.
Get ready for DSP to start begging for his tax attorney
And his tax attorney bills
He already has done that, it was a shitshow, and the koolaid crew paid everything
Guilting someone into giving you money IS manipulation....
This guy gets paid over 100k a year and blows all of it on mobile games. It’s honestly the most pathetic addiction I’ve ever seen.
Ahhhhh, the return of the "Two big bills".
You know, when Ben Franklin said "Only two things are certain, Death and Taxes" I'm starting to think by "taxes" he meant Phil will always, for certain, be begging so he can pay off his taxes.
Of course Phil. If you didn't say anything, your dents wouldn't feel guilty and not toss their disability checks to you.
It's fucking amazing how Phil can guilt trip for money and in the same breath say he's not doing that.
And he actually irl believes it.
It's hilarious
Pigroach manipulating his cult like usual
He’s that stupid. It’s so hilarious.
The bank leaks showcased how much he spends on doordash, it's not assumptions...
Every 1 - 3 days it's a doordash day, and each time it's usually $60 - $100 of doordashes, which is insane to me.
The dude's lazy af and refuses to learn to cook properly, leaving it to Kat and when Kat doesn't want to cook? It's doordash time baby!
He just doesn't want to lower his cushy life so he doesn't have to demand $100 per stream otherwise he gets "nervous"
I bet Kat is milking the bitch too xD
This guy declared bankruptcy, but the way he spends money is abnormal. Someone in the US should report this to the institute that issued his brankrupcy. It looks to me that there is something fishy about this bankruptcy.
He once cooked tacos in a video, used barely half a pack of hamburger, literally tossed the rest of it in the garbage.
$60 in itself is an abnormally large order for a house of two people. You could go out and eat a three course meal at a mid-end place for less than that. It baffles me that he can't understand why even "$40 once per week" (i.e. $160p/m) is frivolous spending for someone claiming to be struggling.
@@kecukraftwork1988 Tyrone's gotta eat too.
If Phil would cut that ONE MEAL A WEEK, even if he was telling the truth and it's $40 which I seriously doubt it, that adds up. Instead of tightening his belt, Phil just expects his fans to front the bill. Telling the person next to you to front your bill isn't what an adult does, it's what a child does to their parent.
“When you own your own business….it’s work”
He…he doesn’t own a business. Am I taking crazy pills?
He actually does. It's called Burnell Productions, and at one point it was known as DSP Enterprises. It's actually a registered business in the state of Washington.
That's the truly sad thing, it IS actually a business in the eyes of the state.
It's a 'business' in name only. Nothing else about what he does even remotely resembles actually running one.
Phil is about as much of a businessman as he is a competent gamer and an entertaining streamer.
According to his own bankruptcy statement he doesn't... but then he does.... unless of course it's not benefitial for him to admit that he does. Schroedingergs buisness so to speak.
I’m just going by his own words when he tried to convince everyone in 2017 that this wasn’t a business.
…..because he thought he had some five-head taxes scam in play.
"100k a year struggle" must be hard
You know someone hit the nail right on the head when Phil gets mad and can only respond with "you're an idiot"/"you're a moron"/"you're stupid".
Phil thinking he owns a business makes me chuckle
If that's the case, the IRS should have been on his ass a while ago. Taxes.
@youtubeaccount7544 And his gaming setup is his "office".
It’s like watching a child play pretend. Except the child looks like a poorly aged 40 year old man.
its a srs bsns
And his spare bedroom is an office
Phil is starting to pull the whole 'If I just acknowledge when I'm doing something bad or gross, because he does it when he burps or snorts into the mic, it suddenly makes it okay and not the bad thing it actually is' when he begs now it seems.
His mental gymnastics to always be right is the one impressive thing about him to be honest.
Yep he's trying to use psychology now but he already missed the passive aggressive thing many people did the other people years ago.
Love how he is "Open with audience" until someone asks him about something he doesn't want to talk about.
*Big Bill* is a 5-star card in WWE Champions.
If only he could wake up at 5am, he might actually get stuff done while he isnt streaming....maximum C+ effort
Working overtime is for losers just beg to be paid more for the same or even less work
D- at best.
He's insulted multiple fans of his just for suggesting that he wake up earlier, immediately after complaining about not having enough time
"There's too many stupid and gullible people on this planet"
Indeed, Philbert. That's how you can keep doing what you're doing.
He did feasting with the king. People can approx the cost of meal plus tip and fees for him and kat.
He is lying about eating out too. His own phils day off segment has stated that he ordered in breakfast and ate all three meals out.
and people assume she only has 1 main meal a day, but probably has 5.
So...he has to scan a few documents, fill out what should be a familiar few questions after all this time, and tick or sign a few agreement boxes...
He doesn't do his own accounting, and it doesn't sound as though he even does his own bookkeeping - just sends the receipts off and has the accountant do the rest. That's not lazy in itself, but Phil's laziness is highlighted in how exhausting he makes such an easy process sound.
He claims to be a business with $5000 in monthly expenses, he only does his taxes once a year if he can be bothered enough. I've been running a business for most of my adult life and I can do it either monthly or quarterly depending on how busy I am but i have to do it at least 4 times a year .
Wow, just made me picture this idiot doing bookkeeping, he would probably insult the numbers somehow
always see 5k thrown around, but in his documents it was up to 9k a month. 9000 dollars... for a streamer who never upgrades shit himself besides 30 dollar lights once every 5 years and 1 console every 2 years on average.
Oh boy, here we go again with the taxes. Get ready for the back taxes that we're finally paid off about a month ago to return
Studdering Craig is going to love having this disease infect his channel.
This comment aged so well.
Once you ask for a tip or even mention it... IT becomes a beg. Imagine if your server at Applebees told you about their financial problems before asking for your order
I love how he always compares his streaming to a restaurant. "would you go to luigis pizza and write it had a bad day?" would luigi beg for money, giving nothing in return, then tell every customer how he needs buy in ? xD
The disgusting thing is he shares nothing with his cult unless he’s doing his “honest and transparent” Ebegging
Even if he doesn't spend that much exactly, he does buy pretty expensive out food sometimes, you never hear him saying I'm eating ramen noodles guys or simple dishes, Everytime he orders through door dash, it's always some expensive restaurant never McDonald's or a price friendly place.
even if it were mcdonalds he spends an additional like 15-20$ just to get cold fastfood delivered to him so he doesnt have to leave his safety bubble. We also know from the bank leaks he doordashes at least 2-3 times a week.
Admitted himself he orders sandwiches via doordash...bloody sandwiches..
The bank statements are out there and they're real. phils daily routine is doordash and wwe champions.
@@MustardAndFries Hell, bank statements showed he would Doordash multiple times in a DAY.
@@MustardAndFries Yeah, that's what's even more ridiculous. Someone who supposedly hates having to talk about money and ask for tips won't even eliminate complete wastes of money for things like paying extra in delivery fees and tips to have your food brought to you instead of getting your lazy ass in the car to pick it up yourself. Not to mention it seems like he has a weekly crisis with getting his and the horse's orders fucked up or dropped off at the wrong place. Just a complete fucking moron.
Big Bills come a'knocking (again).
People donate to streamers because they like them. That’s what 100% of fans do, because streamers know it’s not their audience’s’ responsibilities to pay their bills. But Phil has yet to understand this
I mean he might, it's probably entitlement. He thinks because he "works hard" it's his dents responsibility to cover that for him
Another stream shows he's earned $55K this year from tips. I don't understand how he struggles financially so much.
That's 3 months of streaming for $55K.
Pay up dents, funding Phil's lifestyle and paying his bills is your fiduciary responsibility.
40 dollars on one meal a week and that's normal to him?! There are 4 weeks in a normal month and times that by 40 is close to 200 dollars a month.
And that is if you assume he oders only one meal on his day off. According to his own words, he orders on occasion food for breakfast and later goes out/orders again... Plus the way he worded it, one can assume he meant per person, so 40$ for his meal and 40$ for Kats on top of it?
7:16 for the Doordash rant
Even leaving aside the bank leaks, how can he explain the expensive Door Dash he orders both him and his wife when he does his "special events". That was only last week wasn't it?
Mind u this guy lives way better than his cult
He had dashpass on his bank leak for several months. Person who doordash once a week won't get a dashpass.
Just for that his dents should give him doordash gift cards instead.
We’re just supposed to take his word for it n then call ppl idiots for questioning him. And no Phil be a man n go do it yourself quit relying on your dents to do it
"Who the hell is eating $200 worth of doordash?"
You, your horse, and jasper probably eats the scraps that fall on the floor 🐷🐴😿
When he said “I’m done entertaining fools”, I figure the fools were tired of donating too
That's the only entertaining he does because lord knows his streams aren't
I mean, the amount is proper an estimate from...oh i don't know, maybe the many fucking times he sat there and told the price of whatever he ate. He would literally tell his "horrible doordash" stories, to his viewers
There is no context that can be given to DSP that would make his begging acceptable. He begs for money to pay his bills and eat. That should be his responsibility and no one else's.
‘Some people treat me very differently than others.”
Yes because other streamers ACTUALLY LOVE what they do. They try their best to entertain viewers, something you fail miserably at. They also treat their fans with respect and don’t see them as ATMs. They don’t come looking like a complete bum who rolled out of bed, scratch whatever part needs a scratch, walk down stairs and hit record.
Begging is back on the menu boys and girls🥳🥳🥳
This guy was complaining yesterday that he couldn’t afford Metroid Prime. A $40 game. But he can DoorDash every week on his day off, according to him, so he doesn’t have to cook 7 days a week. IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD A $40 GAME WHEN YOUR SOLE JOB IS A VIDEO GAME STREAMER, YOU CANNOT AFFORD DOORDASH EVEN 1 DAY A WEEK. Learn. To. Budget.
Interesting how “two big bills” and “taxes” appear the moment his income starts to even slightly dip. We get it, you want to live like the world is ending tomorrow but you can’t, so grow up.
Also that stutter at 1:22 really gives away he is lying.
Weird how behind the scenes things are nobody's business when it's not a way of begging for tips.
Phil gas this compulsion to lie and he actually gets a kick out of it. He snorts In exaltation.
Dents and viewers should not have to donate money to any streamer ever.
Streaming is free content that viewers MAY want to support if they like the actual streamer and content
DSP of course has it ass backwards and assumes and demands money just for begging and turning a camera on
Man he's hit rock bottom since getting booted off twitch.
Lol almost like clock work. And his only defense is to gas light people . He has been in the same beg loop for years . All his streams sound the same for years now . Waiting for that compilation.
He will put all this personal info out there and get mad when people ask about his finances and where the money is going.
But in the last month he mentions the door dash horror stories
Phil needs 10k for bills each month guys....
4:22 So being transparent with your rampant begging is okay? That's like a robber letting you know a few minutes ahead of time that he's going to rob you. Doesn't make the crime any less criminal.
It’s funny because when he does the Feasting with the King he DoorDashes food instead of cooking it so he just caught himself in another lie
Imagine a world where Phil paid his taxes when he has the 💰💰💰.
Instead of tugging Hogan's and pissing his $100k plus away.
He'd have less paper work to do and uncle Sam wouldn't be breathing down his neck.
After Russia nukes us, Phil will still be here demanding the survivors send him their emergency rations via HAM radio. He will outlive all of us. He even beat the IRS. Phil is an example to us all.
Sad thing is, you're probably right.
HULLO PAYPIG!
@@jaredcafferty7682 I have no time for negative people, man
Little known fact Phil is the only American that has to fill out taxes yearly . This is why it always surprises him.
He's like Michael on the office where signing some papers takes the whole day because reasons. If you take all the stuff he said he needed to do and put it together you're looking at 45 minutes of work tops
😂😂
Sad right?
The fact that you need to explain the difference between begging and honesty speaks volumes.
Bless you for the chat log, TMDWU
You cant put a price on positive, chill times
"I'm just honestly asking for tips instead of memberships" except we've been through this song and dance numerous times, soon as he gets his tips he starts pointing at members total and guilt tripping his dents for not buying him memberships lately.
Almost 20 years later, and he's STILL lying about filing his taxes....🤣🤣🤣
Imagine your his parents and you happened to tune in during this tirade. They must be thinking “Wow we really raised a piece of shit didn’t we?”
He's really picking at that hand.
Since we all know he’s taking the night off for the WWE event and not his taxes, I look forward to another week in the near future that he says “the tax guy sent me more forms I have to fill out” when he actually does need to send info.
Is there a wwe event tonight? That'd be funny if true.
nah, he does it for the taxes, and its just taking screenshots and printing stuff, doesn't even do em himself, pays some guy 1k+ to do it xD He is such a failure at life.
Looking back...I don't believe phil has ever told the truth. Really. Never.
My favorite part was the text at the end. Well done aqua teal!! Big ups
8:12 You can tell how rattled he was.
Its because he didnt meet the monthly goal. He suspects the pignosis is wearing off and now hes fkn terrified. He should be.
He tries to tell his "fans" to ignore facts but loves calling us morons etc etc. Also it's a business but if we ask about certain things he gets mad saying it's disrespectful lol
Teal, I think you remain my preferred channel for DSP honesty. Keep at it. 10/10 content.
I thought youtube pays all his bills?
We a montage of him saying they ordered food every single day
DSP's LITERAL OWN BANK STATEMENTS: On May 26th 2021 a Debit Card Purchase for $63.55 for DoorDash
DSP: that's 100% a LIE! *Pigroach Gaslighting Noises*
Yup and if he's spending about that much once a week then its basically $200+
Everyday Phil thinks he can beat the internet 😂
The thing is you can go out to eat twice for the price of ordering doordash once. Someone that has no money but wants to spend an extra $15-$25 because they don’t want to drive to pick it up
Also if money is so tight, that he doesn't know if he will be able to afford his two major bills, he shouldn't have bought hbo max premium. .. If you are on the brink of financial destitution you shouldn't spend money on frivolous things.
@@badluck3850 I wish the bank and other places would do a investigation on Phil.
Not to mention he bitches whenever a driver fucks up the delivery. Like if they do such a bad job why doesn't he go get it himself?
Phil no other content creator relies solely on TH-cam to pay their bills
? many do. but they work and don't beg.
"It's not begging if I'm transparent about it!"
Every time the word work comes out of his post stroke mouth, it hilarious
1:33 oh no it's Phil's time of the month again. Some months are better than others but this is gonna be a BIG one.
I've never seen Phil play a single old Nintendo game.. not once have I seen him play super Mario Bros or punch out or even Pac-Man... Why does he have all that bullshit behind him?
It's simple: he calls himself the King of Retro because...well...y'see, urm... *ERROR 404, Reason Not Found*
We salute the fallen soldier known as JEREMY STEIN, for today we acknowledge his contribution to detracting for tilting Phil beyond space and time by simply mentioning he abuses DoorDash for obscene amounts of food each week. Hail to you sir, and godspeed.
5:43 Open Your Wallet & Give Me All Of Your Money Lol
The proof is on his own live stream yet he won't acknowledge "Jeremy's" follow up statement.
This isn't doing what you think its doing phil
You would think that someone with tax problems would get the ball roll asap so if anything is an issue there's time to take care of it,not wanting last minute or having someone remind him🤷♂️
He's mentioned before, multiple times, about the "day ahf" when he and Khet have ordered DoorDash 3 times in one day. They ordered breakfast, then ordered sandwiches, and then because they were so busy they had to order delivery for dinner as well. He's mentioned before how much he spends on the "Gorging with the Pig" segments. "this meal cost more than i've raised in tips today" when he has $50 in tips. He bought a $50 pizza for the superbowl event.
I bet the King of Semantics has only spent $197 in a day on doordash deliveries. Debunked.
Or, more likely, Phil literally doesn't track his spending so he couldn't have spent $200 in a day if he never did the math. Checkmate.
Why is Phil the only streamer that need to "get real with my audience about money"???
What about the streams he's done over the past few months where he made $400-600 for shots of gin?
Never happened, dood!
Yeah he'll ignore that or bring up some lame excuse. Seriously though 100$ just for a shot is insane.
Yeah, get it right morahn!
It's $100.