Every Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared teacher RANKED

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  • @tommytowner792
    @tommytowner792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3466

    Why do I feel so uncomfortable with this video and the person who made it? It's like a normie came into a safe place of people who enjoy their favourite show to ruin everything.

    • @felixallstarbass7663
      @felixallstarbass7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

      Damn bro pinned and everything

    • @itsmethebesttabby
      @itsmethebesttabby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      I'm not sure this is ruining anything, it's just a cool list ^^

    • @PostalDudez
      @PostalDudez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      Um what?? What are you going on about.

    • @fedos
      @fedos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      If stuff like this ruin the show for you then you shouldn't be watching any content about DHMIS.

    • @barthol9776
      @barthol9776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

      My brother in Christ this show has millions of views since it's 2015 debut, normie my ass

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7692

    I love Warren the Eagle if only for the idea of a teacher trying to talk about anti bullying while constantly getting interrupted by the main characters bullying him

    • @a.rustici1972
      @a.rustici1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Underrated comment right here!

    • @Nebula_o7
      @Nebula_o7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      He reminds me of like every substitute teacher ever

    • @CANDY_HEARTS..
      @CANDY_HEARTS.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Fr I kinda feel bad for the dude

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Not just main characters but by the 🎵com-puuuuu-ter guy🎵 too

    • @conductoraizen3840
      @conductoraizen3840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      ​@@CANDY_HEARTS.. theres like a million reasons why warren is a terrible person

  • @maddymakesgames
    @maddymakesgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4861

    Colin's "freelancers deserve to die" line lives rent free in my head and I wouldn't have it any other way

    • @mildcartoonviolence
      @mildcartoonviolence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Oh I thought he was saying, “free lancers serve to die” but I like it better that he indirectly tells the worm he should be dead lol

    • @Musicanimedork01
      @Musicanimedork01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      This show has rotted my brain I went to the grocery store like "just gotta get gravy. Just gravy...not transport"

    • @Nebula_o7
      @Nebula_o7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      its even funnier when you consider that dhmis started as a freelance show

    • @UngoatedTippyTipson
      @UngoatedTippyTipson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's my name

    • @riv3r_mango705
      @riv3r_mango705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Collins is always the #1 teacher

  • @Nyaliva
    @Nyaliva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    "Hey, wow! I didn't like that!" is one of my favourite and best delivered lines in the show. On the same level as "I'm NEVER gonna see that SKELETON!!" or "Oh no, he's all broken and on the floor!"
    Or anything the computer says, his whole existence is pure perfection.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Speaking of mad Duck i love his "YOU IDIOT" line. He said it so perfectly

    • @Archangel.Azrael
      @Archangel.Azrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@Kyumifun "ew Claymation"

    • @pink_sky_morning4842
      @pink_sky_morning4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      My favourite is
      “If you leaving, can I have your lasagna?”
      “Get away from me, Duncan.”

    • @ghostmemeboi
      @ghostmemeboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      my friends and i quote all 3 of these all the time

    • @sophiegrey9576
      @sophiegrey9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks like a tumour!

  • @chazington1073
    @chazington1073  2 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    UPDATE TO LAMP: apparently it’s a different actor playing lamp in this series for some reason even though he was originally played by the main voice actor Baker Terry, it’s now George Fouracers. Also there’s like 400 comments about how lamp is sober now lol

    • @pacman10124
      @pacman10124 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      let me into your house

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I still thought both were good takes on the character,
      The new lamp could've used a bit more goof,
      But the lines make the tonal shift feel somewhat warranted.

  • @sirGuy1995
    @sirGuy1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I think you missed one possible extra teacher; Red Guy's ID card from Death.
    Its only on screen for a few seconds, but it DOES try to teach him about Identity AND succeeds in teaching him that he's still alive, so I think he counts as much as say the mirror or the apple.

  • @yashkasays228
    @yashkasays228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7441

    The creators said they hated wakey wakey because the people they worked with forced them to go in a direction they didn't care for, with all the cameos and the need to relate it to current events and stuff, which makes me happy that they had some more freedom in the show

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Is there a source to this? I thought they didn't like it because the show didn't feel isolated enough.

    • @dona2985
      @dona2985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      @@gulorful8488 His source is that he made it the fuck up.

    • @finalgodhanbeast5971
      @finalgodhanbeast5971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      @@dona2985 or perhaps it was once revealed to him in a dream?

    • @dumpsterfire9506
      @dumpsterfire9506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@finalgodhanbeast5971 the bugs in the floor whispered it to him in his sleep

    • @thekenimator8397
      @thekenimator8397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      @@dumpsterfire9506 maybe it's the worm in his brain

  • @billvolk4236
    @billvolk4236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5468

    Mr. Boundaries is great because he's the only teacher who spits 100% facts

    • @Ro_16224
      @Ro_16224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      That’s right boundaries are important! It’s nice to hold hands with somebody else but sometimes you should just keep it to yourself

    • @boopdoop2865
      @boopdoop2865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Mr. Boundaries is a chad

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      well, that's not entirely true. a lot of the teachers did weird things but never said anything that was actually false. also, there are a few instances in the show of the teachers being genuinely helpful, eg colin helping to identify eddie as being the problem, which he didn't.

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      ​@@globalincident694 Colin never quite lies, but he does emotionally manipulate on behalf of the oats lobby, and he has some highly questionable opinions about freelancers which he presents as fact. Of all the other teachers, the only ones who make no questionable statements at all are the machine teachers who barely get time to say anything, like Mr. Gel.

    • @snowman6342
      @snowman6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ro_16224 that’s not what he meant!

  • @se.224
    @se.224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    the lamp is my favourite just because of "you could have a dream about DROWNING IN OIL" i always thought that they ran out of budget and grabbed this random homeless guy to be the teacher

    • @antfureal
      @antfureal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love this comment

    • @antfureal
      @antfureal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @the man w

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Unemployed Brendon is best boy, and we should protect him at all costs .

    • @GUMM1_GUTZ
      @GUMM1_GUTZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yahh

    • @kagamimitsuji1616
      @kagamimitsuji1616 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@1lillbluepikmin Aw, don't be like that

    • @CEO_of_Steidi
      @CEO_of_Steidi ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@1lillbluepikmin is your hand-
      is your-your hand arlight
      𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔾𝕆ℕℕ𝔸 ℙ𝕌𝔹𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝕐 ℕ 𝕆 𝕍 𝔼 𝕃

    • @StillaMarls
      @StillaMarls ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@CEO_of_Steidino…
      THEN LEAVE ME ALONE

    • @ThatoneNoobyWyrmling-pm7ec
      @ThatoneNoobyWyrmling-pm7ec 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      REAL

  • @DrZaiusDrZaius-xp5fw
    @DrZaiusDrZaius-xp5fw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    I kinda expected myself to just skip to the end of this video to see if you'd made a full tier list, but your editing style + general humor really pulled me in and made me watch the whole thing (was completely caught off guard by the breaking bad jokes lmfao). Keep up the content, king

    • @chazington1073
      @chazington1073  2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I think I showed the tier list for like 2 seconds I didn’t think about people just wanting to see the end result, that thanks for watching the entire thing

    • @RitardandoTheMailman
      @RitardandoTheMailman ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The teaching the blind joke got me rolling

  • @Yesenn
    @Yesenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    Explanation for why Lamp sounds dofferent in the TV series:
    He's sober

    • @M4t_P4tGT
      @M4t_P4tGT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It can’t be
      It must be an impostor

    • @StillaMarls
      @StillaMarls ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he started his therapy sessions finally! so proud of him. ❤️

    • @monochromemann
      @monochromemann ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @M4t_P4tGT
      @M4t_P4tGT ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have an answer, finally
      Rehab

  • @GGgentlemen
    @GGgentlemen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    Saxophone guy is the most based teacher. He doesn't even sing about anything to do with sax or music. He just wants to teach you how to buy a canOoooOooeEeeEeeeeeEeE!!!

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I like to buy into the idea of him being a teacher who taught you about money/shopping

    • @A-with-the-J
      @A-with-the-J 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I skipped over the first few teachers when I first watched the video.
      As it got closer and closer to #1 without showing Saxophone Guy I got more and more excited and eventually subbed because I was enjoying the content.
      Once it hit #1 I got confused and rewatched to see where he put my main man Sax guy.
      I’m no longer subbed

    • @LocalGooberGoobs
      @LocalGooberGoobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I also got a little sad when he was the second to last, he was one of my favorites

    • @sunnypodbelsek6697
      @sunnypodbelsek6697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very based. Top ten for sure

  • @Wince_Media
    @Wince_Media 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Honestly, I actually find the Rock to be a pretty underrated teacher for this epic zinger about the 3 types of rocks
    "Ignius, sedementary, AND SOME GREY ROCKS AS WELL"
    The big boy room is probably the best DHMIS moment of all time

    • @forregom
      @forregom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Favourite rock moment
      9:39

    • @komasanswirls9466
      @komasanswirls9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Try and keep up, mate

    • @Wince_Media
      @Wince_Media 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@komasanswirls9466 Very clever B)

    • @asageadayart
      @asageadayart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      try and keep up, mate 😒

    • @Stupididiot-ci5gf
      @Stupididiot-ci5gf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love how "...some rocks are even bigger than most beach balls" is just such a nothing fact.

  • @Inactive18302
    @Inactive18302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    25:43 “I’m glad England is a thing.”
    *shows Australia*

    • @starbeast1.090
      @starbeast1.090 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      also showing jacksepticeye as one of the three brits he knows

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      LMAO İ LAUGHED AT THİS.

    • @RickyCroot2010
      @RickyCroot2010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@starbeast1.090Ireland is a part of Britain (the northern islands are but not the southern islands so I could be wrong)

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually no Northern Ireland is part of the UK but it’s the united kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland great British is the main island and just it Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland

    • @Jakesoul12
      @Jakesoul12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      boy i really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

  • @greatboredompineappl
    @greatboredompineappl ปีที่แล้ว +102

    So glad to see universe guy getting the recognition he deserves. “We are in the universe, planets live inside the moon. A rocket ship can go to space, a rocket ship can go to the moon” remains the sickest verse in this series and no one can convince me otherwise

  • @VirgilSonofSparda
    @VirgilSonofSparda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Fuckin love the “he looks like a tumour” line from colin

    • @JeanneFeisont
      @JeanneFeisont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *vine boom sound effect*

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "Freelancers deserve to die"

    • @VirgilSonofSparda
      @VirgilSonofSparda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mitspeithetc “I’m here to kill freelancers and chew tumours, and I’m all out of tumours”

    • @Hamburger8079
      @Hamburger8079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VirgilSonofSparda I don’t think you should be chewing tumors-

    • @VirgilSonofSparda
      @VirgilSonofSparda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hamburger8079 but they taste yummy

  • @ToppetREAL
    @ToppetREAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    Its funny how Colin is the only teacher who doesn't try to murder the 3 main characters
    :Edit: I know other teachers aren't murderous either its just that Colin is waaayy nicer.

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Electricity and (technically) Shrignold also didn’t try to murder them.

    • @isabelortiz1230
      @isabelortiz1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      The Briefcase didn't want either, and the choo choo man either, and probably warren either

    • @onionskin246
      @onionskin246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      sketchbook didn’t physically even TOUCH the puppets

    • @CryptGirl38
      @CryptGirl38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      that's kinda weird actually, there's not even that many murderous teachers
      - tony sped up their aging and made them die
      - the meat guy from the healthy episode who i don't remember having a name didn't even actually kill them and is only tangentially related to duck's death because he seems to be associated with the can puppet who actually killed duck
      - the lamp made yellow guy drown in oil
      and that's it they were LITERALLY the only ones who tried to kill the main three
      granted, most were still pretty mean:
      - shrignold tried to recruit yellow guy into his cult, which wasn't killing him but WAS going to wipe his mind
      - colin kinda forces everyone into his digital world(tm), but everyone except red guy (who got blown up by someone else) shows up in the next episode
      - the briefcase traps everyone in the factory but still goes back to his song
      - the family is violent and creepy, but spared red guy and duck (despite the fact that they should've died with what happened to them) and wanted yellow guy to live
      - warren is really debatable actually, he may or may not have wanted to kill yellow guy at the end of the episode (though that's the only thing he did like that)
      that still leaves the notepad, the coffin (somehow), the choo choo man (don't think that's his real name lmfao), and electracy, none of which even tried to hurt or scare the others (except for one little electric chair but whatever no big deal)

    • @Galchoo1
      @Galchoo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@redballoon9007 Um, AcHtUaLlY, her name Is Elec-Tracy.

  • @strikerx9720
    @strikerx9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I really liked Warren personally. He works on so many levels! And his ending made sense to me because he’s supposed to represent toxic friendships where the toxic person will “invade” peoples lives and make them forget about everything and everyone else that isn’t said friend. Representing that type of person with a worm who’s capable of LITERALLY invading someone’s brain. I just see the monster version of him as him once he’s eaten most of yellow guy’s brain matter. He’s vile and I love it!!!

    • @sloft-70
      @sloft-70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Also at the begining of episode 2 there's a headline at the bottom of Duck's newspaper that says worm fired for harassment

    • @gooseguts
      @gooseguts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the turd warren💀💀💀

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sloft-70 also, in the same episode as that, you can see Warren's human form in the make-a-friend kit.

  • @malachitewallace5312
    @malachitewallace5312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    While I agree that the personal space teacher is great, you missed the BEST point about him. He CONSTANTLY pokes and prods yellow while singing about how its bad, i love it so much

  • @APerson-ml1tz
    @APerson-ml1tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    21:13 FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, IVE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED THE WHOLE FINGER IN THE CORNER

  • @zackfake1253
    @zackfake1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Ive had the very specific line of "time is a tool, you can put it on the wall or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist" from the clock's song stuck in my head literally since the first time I watched the video, like my mind retraces on it atleast once daily

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *rizd

    • @starbirds007
      @starbirds007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ending line was fire too

    • @raccoonmellows1243
      @raccoonmellows1243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAMEEEEEEE

    • @Pianovania
      @Pianovania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got my dad to watch the TH-cam series years ago and he references "the future doesn't exist" so much, it's great lol

  • @elastico8576
    @elastico8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    I don't know about Lily and Todney being the only double Teachers, I feel like Meat-man and Bean can are a dynamic duo aswell, while Meat-man explains the food details, Bean can supports him wonderfully and even starts the song. Definitely a Teacher duo to me.

    • @djneonreaper4990
      @djneonreaper4990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bean?

    • @bagelbra1n
      @bagelbra1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You're talking about the spinach can, right?

    • @marmalade8915
      @marmalade8915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bean??

    • @rodomolina7995
      @rodomolina7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean yeah but you can tell Meat Man is the main one of the duo, whereas Lily and Todney share the same amount of weight and relevance

    • @eastonwarner5399
      @eastonwarner5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a co-teacher

  • @triphat5929
    @triphat5929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    I'm gonna be completely honest here. Warren is my favourite teacher. His voice, personality and appearance do a great job at making him feel so disgusting and vile.

    • @massiveidiot77
      @massiveidiot77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      They made him so unlikeable but that's also so impressive

    • @eldritchlemon
      @eldritchlemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      i feel like he could be a real person for me to hate

    • @indarkness9089
      @indarkness9089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Warren is also my favorite. It's nice how Warren has no dominance whatsoever
      The main characters just dog on him most of the episodes. His downfall is well written. Overall just a well written character who's only motives is just to get a friend and have a restaurant style meal

    • @GnarlyTrashFire
      @GnarlyTrashFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I like Warren too. I like how he's just there wanting the teach abt friendship, but he gets roasted by everything there. I found him actually pretty funny!

    • @Zinyak12345
      @Zinyak12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's truly the most impressive Eagle I've ever seen

  • @denisetorres8326
    @denisetorres8326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    FUN FACT: in episode 2 of the tv show on the ducks news paper you can see the words “worm fired for harassment”

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Another fun fact: in the same episode you can see Warren's human form in the Make-A-Friend kit

    • @Fruitishboi
      @Fruitishboi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😮 yo nice job spotting details!!!

  • @dylanwhitten3994
    @dylanwhitten3994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    24:00 I like how you use the Bennings thing scream from the thing, it's an awesome movie. Also nice video.

  • @andrueweghorngaming9976
    @andrueweghorngaming9976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    The no Boundaries teacher had me crying when he was singing definitely one of the best characters

    • @IceGoddessRukia
      @IceGoddessRukia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Guy was singing about boundaries but also repeatedly poking poor Yellow Guy, it's hilarious.

  • @drypenny3561
    @drypenny3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    And another reason why the universe guy is the best machine teacher is that he is the one that has the most potential to have a full episode since space hasn't been explored yet in don't hug me I'm scared and it would've been interesting to see how the full song would've went with lyrics like "planets live inside the moon"!

    • @pink_sky_morning4842
      @pink_sky_morning4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And I reckon the dark part of the space episode would be like, oxygen loss, lost in space, freezing to death, something like that.

  • @IceGoddessRukia
    @IceGoddessRukia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    10:29 Yo, same.
    And you can't forget Coffin's amazing entrance?! He shows up in one of the creepiest/coolest ways in the series!

  • @scientistservant
    @scientistservant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Colin’s “I L O V E Y O U” and “H E L O O K S L I K E A T U M O R” lives rent free in my head. He and the Twins are my favourite teachers, the latter only because of how absolutely fucking terrifying/hilarious they are.

    • @cheesy_ii
      @cheesy_ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Do you like cows or goats? *milk"*

    • @livlavey2123
      @livlavey2123 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Freelancers are bad”
      “Freelancers deserve to die.”

    • @xord6286
      @xord6286 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the twins aren't even evil they just wanted a family chicken meal

    • @Skull_the_skellyton
      @Skull_the_skellyton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@xord6286”the twins aren’t even evil” yea but they did gaslight yellow guy so there’s that

    • @CharlieWilson1987
      @CharlieWilson1987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *F R E E L A N C E R S D E S E R V E T O D I E*

  • @sethcourtad8733
    @sethcourtad8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The briefcase’s job is as a recruitment officer. His job was hiring them to the factory, which is why he’s gone until the accident/retirement party when yellow guy has to find a new job
    Also clock’s screaming is an alarm

  • @countyfacts6920
    @countyfacts6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Top 25:
    10:10 fax machine s2e1
    10:30 mirror s2e6
    10:48 insurance safe s2e6
    11:08 globe dhmis 4
    11:29 elevator s2e1
    12:04 bread dhmis 5
    12:16 unemployed brendon s2e1
    12:29 time child s2e5
    12:50 universe dhmis 6
    13:06 rock s2e6
    13:20 can dhmis 5
    13:36 LAMP dhmis 6
    14:32 Electracy s2e6
    15:02 PESKY BEE dhmis 3
    15:56 train s2e5
    16:45 Lily/Todney s2e3
    17:15 fridge dhmis 5
    17:43 warren the eagle s2e4
    19:05 boundaries s2e6
    19:52 briefcase s2e1
    20:38 NOTEBOOK dhmis 1
    21:30 coffin s2e2
    22:45 MEAT dhmis 5
    23:45 CLOCK dhmis 2
    25:07 COMPUTER dhmis 4/ s2e4
    27:16 we already have a computer

  • @echolynn13
    @echolynn13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “Why don’t you make it 10 stories and then jump?” Glad to see that show is getting the recognition it deserves

    • @BlueBird180
      @BlueBird180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which show?

    • @echolynn13
      @echolynn13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BlueBird180 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. It was one of my favorite cartoons I watched a lot as a kid

    • @BlueBird180
      @BlueBird180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echolynn13 Thanks

  • @KN-ck2kd
    @KN-ck2kd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    16:56 is a really great observation. Didn't even make the connection myself as a Brit :)

  • @tevinanarchy774
    @tevinanarchy774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Colin and the Casket are the only teachers who never seemed to have any real malicious or dangerous intent. And they both have the best voices lol

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Coffin needs an actual name
      Collin would have fit if not already taken so maybe carter (you know like carpenter

  • @RiversFiasco1982
    @RiversFiasco1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I don't care what anyone says but the fridge and boundaries guy are amazing characters they have iconic moments and insanely catchy lyrics and their voices are amazing

    • @Yandy18382
      @Yandy18382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need more fridge love

    • @freezebleed
      @freezebleed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess you can say that people gave Fridge the *cold* shoulder.

    • @shelbysnyder939
      @shelbysnyder939 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@freezebleedboo you stink

  • @pattikakes_zeph
    @pattikakes_zeph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    something i love about tv show colin is how when hes standing you can tell hes just completely not actually there and edited in like at 25:29 it feels really in character for some reason

  • @lorek33perandfriends47
    @lorek33perandfriends47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Colin also gave us the fantastic line of “freelancers deserve to die”

  • @unbid_smiles1293
    @unbid_smiles1293 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    “I only know 3 British people” 22:40 one is dead and the other is IRISH 😭😭

    • @Doinky420
      @Doinky420 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And the other one is a literal clay model

  • @axolotlover988
    @axolotlover988 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    24:18 thats so scary that I almost got a heart attack and my soul left my body

  • @DoobusGoobus
    @DoobusGoobus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Colin the computer is based!

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      But he dissed freelancers, very disappointing

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fudge know you watched this show
      No satirical breakdown animation if it yet

    • @jandy7777
      @jandy7777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Green is not a creative color"

    • @CharlieWilson1987
      @CharlieWilson1987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't know you liked dhmis!

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where are the 4 replies

  • @chazington1073
    @chazington1073  2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Watching the views go up but the video has a copyright claim from something so I can’t monetize it, it’s funny in a cosmic kinda way

    • @p1xelat3d
      @p1xelat3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      youtube is epic like that

    • @U_C_G
      @U_C_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is the copyright, by any chance, by Channel 4?

  • @PilotTechnonomicon
    @PilotTechnonomicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    tonys tumblr sexyman era is haunting but he was. so great honestly. ALSO #COLINSWEEP

  • @generalcodsworth4417
    @generalcodsworth4417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The friendship episode is the best one simply for the fight scene at the end between our three main characters. The "I'm dealing with it!" is sublime

  • @scrungles7853
    @scrungles7853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    9/10 vid.
    -As a MatPat fan, some mild bullying is always funny
    -I'm glad you mentioned the lamp thing. I thought I was going insane
    -Idk what else to say

  • @Windsnake1
    @Windsnake1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Not gonna lie, hearing Leslie's laugh out of nowhere cracked me up 💀 08:24

  • @NineHundredDollarydoos
    @NineHundredDollarydoos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    16:12 Transport Man did whack Red Guy across the face with his cane for no reason. He was also kind of belligerent and dismissive of their questions and suggestions, but I can't tell if that was because he's a bad person or just because he was an old person.

    • @CEO_of_Steidi
      @CEO_of_Steidi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why not both-?

    • @Pumba12611
      @Pumba12611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hes isnt bad person, he is hust old, and old people are grumpy

    • @shelbysnyder939
      @shelbysnyder939 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's just old

  • @josephcopper2966
    @josephcopper2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    From what I remember, I think I saw a statement from one of the creators where they said the reason they abandoned Wakey Wakey is because the scope and size became too big, and because some of the writing was very topical for the time, meaning it would date the series.

  • @lanternpacking
    @lanternpacking ปีที่แล้ว +57

    14:05 personally i like to think hes sober

  • @empathyx8008
    @empathyx8008 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Colin really is THE BEST TEACHER. From design, to character, to what he teaches and what episode(s) he's from. He's just- SO GOOD. He he is by far my favourite teacher, full stop, and you are so right in putting him 1st place.

  • @smugdodofart27
    @smugdodofart27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’m sorry but seeing the widened footage makes me laugh so hard and the editing here is amazing! ALSO GOD THE FRIDGE’S LIL DANCE IS SO FUNNY

  • @iron-mage
    @iron-mage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    the best theory ive seen with the lamp is that he was out of battery in the webseries but plugged into the wall in the tv show

  • @rosallis6182
    @rosallis6182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bro the lamp spent 6 years recovering from his alcohol addiction

  • @Lapetus1671
    @Lapetus1671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    17:55 elecracy’s name is official but hard to make out

  • @crazynaut223
    @crazynaut223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3 is honestly one of my favorites, aside from the song being fantastic I think everyone from the love cult worked off of each other well. Unicorn was probably my favorite love cult member, just the fact that he doesn't feel fully animated and his voice sounds nothing like everyone else is hilarious to me. He also reminds me of TomSka's running gag with the horse head, which makes sense because this is the first episode he was involved with.

  • @PearPerson3
    @PearPerson3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The lamp just got sober for the first time in a while

  • @SirRayveltal
    @SirRayveltal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    11:55
    So I'm not the only one who noticed that.

  • @Outcastic
    @Outcastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    its my head canon that when the briefcase saw the others didn't follow him into the closet, he tried to escape the dhmis matrix, but then they punished him by putting him into a first aid kit. i dont know if he was in there for 40 years but i like to imagine he was living a great life with newly employed brandon and all the sudden they get pulled back into this world 40 years later. the way he says "heeeey" screams "oh shit" energy

    • @ItzJayneey
      @ItzJayneey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MY DUDE I LOVE THIS THEORY

  • @MegaZombieman115
    @MegaZombieman115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    17:09. “He’s going over that cliff!”

    • @Jimmy-y8w
      @Jimmy-y8w ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That fucking make me laugh tho

  • @lorenacrystal50505
    @lorenacrystal50505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve rewatched this video so many times cause your commentary is funny 💀💀💀💀

  • @AidR-eg8ws
    @AidR-eg8ws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I loved the second season and the episodes it provided but I feel the one main thing theat distinguished the first season from the second was the songs. like all of the songs in szn 1 were catchy and even though last time i watched them was years ago i can still vividly remember the lyrics. The only song that i can vividly recall from szn 2 was the "Three of us" intro song. Anyways great vid bro it was funny asf

  • @WouldntWeather
    @WouldntWeather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    13:56 I like to imagine that Lamp in the web series was just drunk or high the entire time and in the tv series he’s sobered up.

  • @jthomas7453
    @jthomas7453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Rock wasn't the only puppet to be puppeteered, in the episode with Warren the Oil, when Warren rewinds the tape, we see a few frames of the main characters being puppeteered by the creators.

  • @tellg0t090
    @tellg0t090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like to imagine in the web series lamp was canonicaly wasted and he sobered up for the TV show but just turns out he's actually just insane in general

  • @doomexe
    @doomexe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "I only know three British people and one of them is dead."
    This quote is infinitely useful and will improve my life.

    • @afueltanker3014
      @afueltanker3014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me who is literally IN GREAT BRITAIN:

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was expecting a low effort tier list, but this is actually a really funny video that made me cough laughing. Good work.

  • @igmelysdiaz
    @igmelysdiaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Covered their keyboard with ants and they finished their video for them" Sounds like I need to try that experiment at home for science, jokes aside

  • @samala2931
    @samala2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Omg I thought I was the only one who was obsessed with the Boundary teacher's less than one minute song, his voice is so pleasant for no reason.

  • @tuxedobird
    @tuxedobird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    26:50 I guess they coulda used that episode on boundaries after all

  • @ariels.hamilton9033
    @ariels.hamilton9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DHMIS 5 in the original series is the most common re-watch for me - the meat guy, fridge & can lady are just so entertaining & funny

  • @matthewquinn7997
    @matthewquinn7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Colin’s my favorite too & another thing I like about him is that unlike the other teachers he’s kinda insecure. While others act all high & mighty he quickly shuts down the much nicer computer the gang has and always makes mistakes.

  • @XCloak_PersonX
    @XCloak_PersonX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    13:57 that isn't the og lamp thats their brother garry the lamp or some shit

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    21:45 that was foreshadowing for the funeral with the little "goodbye David" video. fun.

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    18:05 I mean definitely one of my favorite love to hate characters. That freaking worm.

  • @infernyx_
    @infernyx_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    12:39 “uhm actually it’s taught” 🤓🤓🤓

  • @varianmoonstone2492
    @varianmoonstone2492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:29 I love how either ironically/unironically everyone still always agree about Red Guy being attractive/someone they would like as boyfriend XD
    Can't blame them, he have a nice voice and he's really relatable.

  • @ExcaliburofficialYT
    @ExcaliburofficialYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    22:41 "I only knoew three British people and one of them is dead." And one of the other two is Irish so you only know one British person

    • @big-up-tobies
      @big-up-tobies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      so gromit isnt british

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@big-up-tobies gromit is an alias made to hide from the crimes he committed in afghanistan

    • @ModeratelyCool
      @ModeratelyCool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GROMIT ISNT BRITISH???

    • @notnugget2
      @notnugget2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thought exactly 💀

  • @SuperEpicGamerMan1
    @SuperEpicGamerMan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    24:45 how did I never see the mc square = swastika

  • @sono_chrome
    @sono_chrome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    this video is way funnier than it had the right to be i had such a great time watching this

    • @space.404
      @space.404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my thoughts exactly!

  • @froggyinthecloset
    @froggyinthecloset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Did anyone else notice the swastika in the math equation on the board at 24:44 for the first time too? 😅

  • @squid3065
    @squid3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the humor u added in this video gave dhmis vibes and i applaud u for that i laughed many times in this and it wasnt just at the dhmis scenes

  • @hyhyd6135
    @hyhyd6135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'd say this was a pretty good ranking. It was edited really well and I agree with pretty much all your choices. Hope you're feeling alright today

  • @Ghostinasuit
    @Ghostinasuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    14:14 he got sober lol

  • @naninyan
    @naninyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    6:23 I laugh more than I should when you stutter with the word purple, we are all way too intoxicated by the internet

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought he was about to make a fnaf reference just kill me now

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mitspeithetc i might as well come too then :’)

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Warren is probably my favorite teacher in the whole franchise, he is one of the best characters created for the series, he is horrible and perfect. Friendship is probably my favorite episode of the TV show.

  • @veddersee
    @veddersee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "he doesn't even look like a frog he looks more like a..."
    I then proceeded to get a popeyes chicken sandwhich ad very shortly after.

  • @SomeGaymerNerd
    @SomeGaymerNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    11:46 I think they used a synth on her voice, just based on how she sounds when singing

  • @technocarp
    @technocarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    comparing the safe to jake novak is the FUNNIEST fucking comparison because it's absurd but absolutely true somehow lmaooo

  • @Outcastic
    @Outcastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    mr boundaries saying "one time someone tried to touch my hand" has been repeating in my head since i watched the tv series.

  • @ode2crayola
    @ode2crayola ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the video that introduced me to this channel and I rewatch it all the time . Love your stuff man

  • @ms.rottenstrawberry1018
    @ms.rottenstrawberry1018 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the things I love about this show is the voice acting. It really makes all of the jokes work!

  • @Dead_by_Design
    @Dead_by_Design 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    16:32 Nah skin tag is crazy 💀💀

  • @anya6955
    @anya6955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The meat guy has my favourite voice cause of his Yorkshire accent

  • @tetracube5089
    @tetracube5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    18:37 you just described the series

  • @wooly9967
    @wooly9967 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:47 Dude that piano shit scared me so much I literaly jumped but then I saw Red Guy in fortnite so we good

  • @Floofum
    @Floofum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The video being stretched and not knowing how to fix it was unintentionally the funniest bit in this video

  • @nomihabo9752
    @nomihabo9752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how almost everyone in the fandom wants red guy

  • @blinky6254
    @blinky6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    27:07 I love you too Colin
    You're the best

  • @DCNRS90YT
    @DCNRS90YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This ranking video is entertaining, funny, and...that's all I can say for this video.

  • @pianist1413
    @pianist1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Your editing and delivery was shockingly really funny. Would love to see more stuff from you.