Kanye's Social Media Manager

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  • @jamesfairweather9116
    @jamesfairweather9116 ปีที่แล้ว +12303

    This sketch has aged so well that it has somehow become less insane than what Kanye tweets in real life

    • @oreowooyoung
      @oreowooyoung ปีที่แล้ว +157

      i was just watching this and thought the same thing. 😅 this whole spiral or whatever it is has become much worse than i ever expected.

    • @telemachus..
      @telemachus.. ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yeah this is painfully relevant

    • @_karla._
      @_karla._ ปีที่แล้ว +49

      bipolar disorder and manic depression is obviously not that great. Especially in combination with the amount of talent and fame Kanye has. When he stated that he was in fact god (not a god, but *the* god) a few years back, I thought it was a little weird. Now I just feel bad for him honestly. He's being used like a puppet by the far right. At least he is brutally honest about his bigoted beliefs, saying the quiet part out loud. Most antisemites and neonazis do not do that. Not if it mattered much, but still. I wonder how far the fall of kanye will go.

    • @kennethxu1789
      @kennethxu1789 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      “Lifelong fan of woody allen” now its “lifelong fan of hitler”

    • @telemachus..
      @telemachus.. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_karla._ yeah, he's obviously going through some serious mental issues, and i bet his fall will be long and hard. thing is, he's had these beliefs quiet for a long time (he wanted to name an album Hitler years ago) and is just being loud about them now. breaking point or not, he's a bigot, and his mental illness does not undo or justify the level of damage he is doing with the hatred he spreads.

  • @ilikeoranges1408
    @ilikeoranges1408 ปีที่แล้ว +3833

    This wine aged so well it turned back into grapes

    • @demiurge2501
      @demiurge2501 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lmao

    • @RobinHood3000
      @RobinHood3000 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Perfect comment, we can close the comments section now

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This should be the new comment that gets spammed under anything that ages well

    • @rivaraptor4277
      @rivaraptor4277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like grape seeds

    • @Ohana-v8j
      @Ohana-v8j ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @Max-du9uo
    @Max-du9uo ปีที่แล้ว +7248

    K: “Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table”
    M: “Ok that’s good”
    K: “Especially Hitler”
    M: “God damnit”
    K: “Tweeted it”

    • @africaninaus
      @africaninaus ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I can't even keep up anymore

    • @Z_Viper08
      @Z_Viper08 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Seriously, how did he make Alex Jones look like the sane person in the room

    • @kennethxu1789
      @kennethxu1789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye then: “trump doesnt like black people and thats what i like about him”
      Him now: “hitler doesnt like jewish people and thats what i like about him”

    • @carpedm9846
      @carpedm9846 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "I love everyone."
      "Ok. Ok we can salvage this if we try. Maybe...maybe we can say being loved should be a human right? Like...like it doesnt matter if you dont like the person but you should still-"
      "Nono I like a looooot of things about-"
      "STOP."

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He would have sounded so much more put together if he said "even" instead of "especially".

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    watching ppl defend his new tweets as if this hasnt been going on for years is so funny, this aged perfectly

    • @GERPITO3000
      @GERPITO3000 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      to be fair most of the fanbase liked to pretend that kanye said that because of random bs in his mind, and they just said "let's hide that shit under the carpet"
      but the latest shit he's been saying is just pathetic, big part of the healthy fanbase has dissapeared and only toxic or new fans that are actually political extremists are siding with kanye now
      that man is dead to me

    • @MangoMotors
      @MangoMotors ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thing is that he used to be gone but not so far gone. A lot of what he would say was whacky, dumb? and shruggable. But now he's gone so far off the deep end and in a seriously unredeemable way.

    • @GERPITO3000
      @GERPITO3000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MangoMotors yeah, but honestly the fans should've treated that more roughly and see the little red flags
      I mean come on, the man said slavery was a choice and sided with trump, we should've seen it coming
      now he's so surrounded by "yes men"...

    • @Weezsawman9
      @Weezsawman9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he made the life of pablo tho

    • @lunarumbreon7699
      @lunarumbreon7699 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your honor he made Graduation

  • @ngonStrafe
    @ngonStrafe ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Damn, wild that Dropout decided the sequel to this video needed to be performance art. Especially wild that they got Ye onboard.

    • @אלוןשיינפלד
      @אלוןשיינפלד ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what do you mean? what are you talking about?

    • @coleglenn8634
      @coleglenn8634 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wooooooooosh

    • @TheNinthGeneration1
      @TheNinthGeneration1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@אלוןשיינפלד they might be referring to the Alex Jones interview where Ye said he really liked Hitler and made Alex Jones look like the sane person in the room.

    • @אלוןשיינפלד
      @אלוןשיינפלד ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNinthGeneration1 that has nothing to do with his comment

    • @TheNinthGeneration1
      @TheNinthGeneration1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@אלוןשיינפלד they weren’t referring to an actual dropout video

  • @Cosmosisification
    @Cosmosisification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4637

    I am genuinely disappointed there aren't more of these.

    • @lugoloser2043
      @lugoloser2043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Cosmo Knott this and the ceo of are the best series

    • @LMSPetRescue
      @LMSPetRescue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lugo Loser between this and the CEO skits I’m pretty sure college humor is attempting to say that all gingers are on the verge of a mental breakdown 😂😂😂

    • @Kristopher2022
      @Kristopher2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMSPetRescue I mean it’s true

    • @andersenader4749
      @andersenader4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMSPetRescue they are correct about that

    • @jaytee2598
      @jaytee2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously, right?

  • @jeremycards
    @jeremycards ปีที่แล้ว +969

    I nominate this for the thing that aged the best in the history of everything.

    • @Dontworryaboutit961
      @Dontworryaboutit961 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Garfunckle a d oats did a stand up segment from like 13 years ago called "who said it, Hitler or kanye"
      Aged like a fine wine

    • @Supermateo97
      @Supermateo97 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seconded!

    • @hb3460
      @hb3460 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The only thing that’s aged better is the comment on this video that predicted it

    • @originalindigodingo
      @originalindigodingo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a tossup between this, the "Larry David thinks FTX is stupid" Superbowl ad, and Hard Drive "apologizing" for dunking on Elon Musk.

  • @cameronlapage7386
    @cameronlapage7386 ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    Kanye: Adolf Hitler did terrible things to Jewish people.
    Manager: That's educational I guess.
    Kanye: I didn't finish. Adolf Hitler did terrible things to Jewish people, and that's why he's an inspiration!
    Edit: Dammit Kanye...

    • @IMMINOSUS
      @IMMINOSUS ปีที่แล้ว +212

      NOT THIS NOT AGING WELL

    • @IoEstasCedonta
      @IoEstasCedonta ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Dammit, Apollo.

    • @thesoupin8or673
      @thesoupin8or673 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Broooo this is wild lmao how does it feel

    • @fropo529
      @fropo529 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Holy shit💀💀💀💀

    • @vito3608
      @vito3608 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      oh my god dude you’re a prophet

  • @XDeedge
    @XDeedge ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Welp 4 yrs ago this seemed like a solid parody and now we’re again in the timeline where we have little gone beyond the parody wtf lol

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I really miss the old timeline where the universe didn't see satire and immediately shout "hold my beer"

    • @maybetomorrownewmaker
      @maybetomorrownewmaker ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2018 does not feel like it's 4 years ago

    • @Nightman9001
      @Nightman9001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lectrikfro I've never heard anyone express exactly how I feel about the world so concisely and precisely.
      In fact, *I* didn't know exactly how I felt about the world until you said that and I thought THATS IT! THAT'S EXACTLY IT! lol...

  • @demolilyofficial
    @demolilyofficial ปีที่แล้ว +4137

    They gotta remake this with just, "He defended WHO?"

    • @MadDunhill
      @MadDunhill ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao

    • @calebtheholyman545
      @calebtheholyman545 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly great way to capitalize on this 😂

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No way, Ye's social media manager now seems to be Milo Yiannopolous and/or Nick Fuentes who are even worse than him, they love it

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like him

    • @JohnSinatra88
      @JohnSinatra88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Janny

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3634

    "I only eat the gray part of the salmon." This was by far the least political of the tweets, but for some reason it fucking got me laughing so hard. Great stuff.

    • @Ashsams
      @Ashsams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Because it's so wrong 😂😂😂
      It's like wasting an apple just so you can eat the core. Just... why?!

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "For some reason" you're right...it's almost as if jokes dont have to be political in order to be funny

    • @BlackGrapes
      @BlackGrapes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Ashsams sad part is there are people like this... I know someone who likes the core part of the apple and the green part of strawberries...

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it's not political, it's just wrong

    • @yokonono2171
      @yokonono2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I heard, “I only eat the great part of a cinnamon” . I was like, AGREED.

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “6 million wasn’t enough. Tweeted it.”

    • @barnyneilson4664
      @barnyneilson4664 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Somehow he has now said worse than even this

    • @telemachus..
      @telemachus.. ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@barnyneilson4664 literally

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Seriously what is up with this comment section and prophets

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@barnyneilson4664 "Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table..."

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Legolas profile picture is cool, because your eyesight was so good you managed to see into the future

  • @Jackjackalex
    @Jackjackalex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    This has aged extremely well

    • @OniSyphon
      @OniSyphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Still aging like a fine wine...

    • @jayrodr897
      @jayrodr897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@OniSyphon How did you post this two days ago, and still not know half of it?

    • @mangosteak
      @mangosteak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He is at it again

    • @patrickgibb6504
      @patrickgibb6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It keeps getting better lmaoo

    • @Gabe-1997
      @Gabe-1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No, NOW it has aged extremely well

  • @joe5982
    @joe5982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    With everything Kanye has been saying in the past two weeks, he has actually said worse of shit in real life than anything this skit came up with

    • @seriousbusiness4658
      @seriousbusiness4658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Parody is obsolete

    • @Pitapie
      @Pitapie ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Aged incredibly well with his new "I like Hitler"

    • @barnyneilson4664
      @barnyneilson4664 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They could redo this sketch just with things he actually has said and it would still be as unbelievable as the parody

    • @ethanhorn6093
      @ethanhorn6093 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just like to imagine the Manager's feet at the top of the frame, softly swaying in the air... after this week in the Kanye evolution.

    • @circle4602
      @circle4602 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they say reality is stranger than fiction

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    He would later become Lil Nas X's agent:
    "I tweeted about a dream I had. I was on the moon, and my dad was there. We watched Spider-Man 2."
    "You're still the most normal celebrity I've worked with."

    • @Paralellex
      @Paralellex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      "And it's honestly not even close."

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I've had weirder dreams just over the past week.

    • @Anonymous-tw5um
      @Anonymous-tw5um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uh oh Uh Oh UH OH!!!!!

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I just tweeted about "I just dreamed of a bunch of men in Spartan orgy"
      Again you are still the most sane

    • @muhammadsyafiq1004
      @muhammadsyafiq1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anarchomando7707 Now that we know he is gay that kind of dream is not really weird.

  • @scottafer69
    @scottafer69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3986

    “Has uh... any of this effected my record sales?” “No, oddly enough it hasn’t.”

    • @IamLegendAnon
      @IamLegendAnon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Scott Flaws Vlogs If anything it may have helped them tbqh

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@IamLegendAnon It's a quote from the Chris Brown version of this sketch from many years ago.

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *affected

    • @Queeze101
      @Queeze101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has it not, though?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    I always figured his media guy was just a cutout of his own face glued to a popsicle stick.

    • @kingofthefobbys3894
      @kingofthefobbys3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      New Message you’re not wrong

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i wanna like your comment but it's on 420 :/ feels wrong to upvote

    • @ramshacklealex7772
      @ramshacklealex7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I always figured his media guy had either the best or worst job in the world. The worst if you do it like this guy. But if you accept that Kanye's gonna say what Kanye's gonna say regardless of what you tell him, you could just hotbox your office all day, tell him his ideas are shit, shrug your shoulders, and collect a paycheck. Pretty sweet gig.

    • @anukal1205
      @anukal1205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey! If you remember we chatted on another video once. And I said I'd randomly comment every time I saw one of yours.
      I swear your literally on every video I watch.

    • @reinforcer9000
      @reinforcer9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude seriously get off of ch

  • @jackcotterill2080
    @jackcotterill2080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3070

    No fucking way you brought this back, nice one!

  • @hmmfunnyes
    @hmmfunnyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    i feel like this will always be relevant

    • @fiveeeees
      @fiveeeees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Little did you know

    • @nuclearchiken6604
      @nuclearchiken6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh how smart you were

    • @Itsthecreative
      @Itsthecreative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Since it came out, I literally watch this video every time dude gets active on socials again.

    • @lud3re384
      @lud3re384 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Definitely today, lol.

    • @fiveeeees
      @fiveeeees ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao, how is he getting worse?! 🤣

  • @TheHopelessGeek
    @TheHopelessGeek ปีที่แล้ว +267

    You know it's bad when even Alex Jones gets worried about what you said.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is a fucking accomplishment, making ALEX JONES HIMSELF uncomfortable!

  • @svcross-do
    @svcross-do ปีที่แล้ว +702

    This needs a second part. Please.

    • @dfhowes
      @dfhowes ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's . . . it's happening right now.

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't think even the greatest sketch artist can top what's happening IRL

    • @zenmaster8826
      @zenmaster8826 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fact is stranger than fiction..🤣🤣

  • @knightofnight842
    @knightofnight842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    "The Earth is flat because of the moon's gravitational pull."
    "No do-"
    "TWEETED IT!"

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually, I would like to hear the explanation of that. In video form. In the following debunking video by Professor Stick.

  • @cb034
    @cb034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2955

    "Ya know that feeling when you remember something super embarrassing you did in the 3rd grade? I'm addicted to it"

    • @jgonascar
      @jgonascar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      C3 4 R.I.P Bin Laden

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jgonascar No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no don't you dare!

    • @jgonascar
      @jgonascar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rougarou Tweeted it

    • @apllo4193
      @apllo4193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3rd grade?

    • @danipack7069
      @danipack7069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@apllo4193 ikr. It was "3 years ago"

  • @cabbage2329
    @cabbage2329 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    So I think it’s safe to say that this video aged like a fine wine

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    We are sad to inform that Ye's manager committed suicide by literally tearing his own head off

    • @khaitranngoc4176
      @khaitranngoc4176 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah given who Ye idolize, he probably did like him, and gunned himself in a bunker (uh... room, I think)

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He hopefully just went back to a more stable client, Chris Brown

  • @flipsgraf1335
    @flipsgraf1335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    "I wipe. Before I shit!" exact moment where I lost it

    • @notreallythere477
      @notreallythere477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's also a deep-cut reference to Jake & Amir, specifically the episode "Time Saver".

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@notreallythere477 it's a good idea cause it saves time.

    • @sixoffcenter80
      @sixoffcenter80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean that doesn't necessarily preclude him wiping after too.

    • @markdibuo3756
      @markdibuo3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he said shave.

    • @FISHD0G747
      @FISHD0G747 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oohdannyboy Ya just do it. You wipe, and then you shit

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Seeing this guy makes me feel like i'm back in 2012

    • @dantethunderstne9668
      @dantethunderstne9668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SheerSniper7 bring on the gangnam style!!!

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish I was back in 2012

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seeing this guy fills me with hope for CH
      Strangely, the last 15 sketches didn't

  • @joshuaszeto
    @joshuaszeto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "swastikly was an amazing movie! tweeted it!!"

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "I just pre-bought tickets for 'Space Ass'! Tweeted it"

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Chris Breezy did nothing wrong to Eminem's cat. Tweeted it!"

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i would so watch that if it was a real movie

    • @taraedwards2395
      @taraedwards2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Scar-Jo should play a disabled Latina-German spy! Tweeted it!"

    • @DonZollFL
      @DonZollFL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Just enjoyed A Very Pol Pot Christmas!" *tweet tweet* I just tweeted it!

  • @theweirdbritishguy5035
    @theweirdbritishguy5035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    These are my favourite sketches along with Brennan’s CEO shorts!

  • @starc_4907
    @starc_4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Who is here after Kanye Announced that he will run for Presidency in 2020 via Twitter?

  • @Artbug
    @Artbug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    *I ONLY EAT THE GREY PART OF THE SALMON*
    ded 😂😂

    • @greasythegreaser1825
      @greasythegreaser1825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I wipe before I shit tweeted it

    • @kohlcooke8789
      @kohlcooke8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That just means he eats salmon (watch Adam ruins everything)

    • @killakidxyz9380
      @killakidxyz9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kohlcooke8789 Check Adam's sources out on a lot of the things he has said, often times he will ignore parts of the very source he uses and mix the data with other sources in order to match that particular story arc and theme for the episode; The worst example I am aware of being on his episode on Columbus, watch Knowing Better's video on Columbus where he points it out and even shows evidence of Adam having a clear bias on the issue as most of the "facts" Adam shows are in fact either wrongfully attributed to Columbus or or proven to be falsehoods. It's also a generally very informative and interesting channel so I'd recommend watching it regardless.
      Also in regards to the episode Adam did that referrers to salmon being grey, that is only true when talking about captivity raised salmon fed on factory made kibble instead of prawns as wild salmon eat which builds up the pigment in their flesh turning it into a pinkish-red hue. Other than color there is no difference between wild and captive salmon, people just prefer the color of wild so they dye the fish, which certainly isn't the big deal that Adam's show would have you believe during the episode, though Adam's point in that episode about restaurants lying about it being wild is fair and true still isn't much of an issue as selling something as something its not for the purpose of raising the price is illegal in most places anyways, so the price would remain unchanged in order to comply with that law. The name change is more likely a result of wanting people to buy it at all as most "farm" raised meat products have an unreasonable stigma about them.

    • @mikehuffer8990
      @mikehuffer8990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I only went through the comments to find out what he had said right there

    • @davidhaven4556
      @davidhaven4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I always thought he said something about cinnamon. 😐

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

    Do a sequel to Nicolas Cage’s agent. Cause he’s making good choices.

    • @IIAndersII
      @IIAndersII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fulcrum 67
      I second this!

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I also enjoy that skit

    • @OriginalKasym
      @OriginalKasym 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fulcrum 67 Didn't he file for bankruptcy not that long ago?

    • @ninjaturtles4348
      @ninjaturtles4348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The point of this bit is to choose people who suck at making choices

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninjaturtles4348 so....wesley snipes then?

  • @roseflorintine
    @roseflorintine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    I’ve missed this guy SO MUCH 😍

    • @Brandy._
      @Brandy._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HE STOPPED MASTURBATING AND BECAME A MANAGER \O/

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! THis gus is a national treasure!

    • @alike03
      @alike03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is sometimes on Conan O'Brien's skits.

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember being in middle school watching him and laughing in all of his skits, ah goodtimes

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @jayjoshuasolomon
    @jayjoshuasolomon ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kanye saw this video and took it as a challenge.

  • @boredandconfused
    @boredandconfused ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Holy cow. If only he could see Kanyes interview with Alex Jones! Hahahaha he'd just fall over and give up!

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7262

    “Super not woke stuff”

    • @eUK95
      @eUK95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yep, that was in the video.

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tweeted it

    • @jpbostonian
      @jpbostonian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As soon as I read your comment ,the guy said it. The same time

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Helena Rosno I’m getting tired of that word.

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Parasite AndFriends Oh, have you not heard... about the bird?🖕🏾

  • @Rididulouss
    @Rididulouss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    "i only eat the grey part of the samon" "i wipe before i shit" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @motherspiders3913
      @motherspiders3913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get the first one, what's they grey parts?

    • @OrionKane
      @OrionKane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@motherspiders3913 On most salmon, there's this little gray layer at the bottom. It's weird, and the texture is bad. I try to rip it off every time, but if you go to a great restaurant, it won't be there in the first place.

    • @ZombieApocalypse09
      @ZombieApocalypse09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@motherspiders3913 Wild Salmon are naturally pink due to the food they eat. In captivity, all salmon meat is grey. However, in order to trick people into thinking it is wild salmon or that the fish they are eating is salmon (when it is often something else entirely), fisheries dye the fish meat pink. But it doesn't get everywhere so some parts of the "salmon" meat are still grey.

    • @maxschmidhauser6551
      @maxschmidhauser6551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OrionKane the skin is the healthiest part and personally I find it delicious

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ZombieApocalypse09 I thought the grey part was just the part next to the skin? It even gets thicker near the "seams" where the layers of fishmeat change direction

  • @DragonChasm
    @DragonChasm ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Aged like fine fucking wine

  • @ginanjarpratama4946
    @ginanjarpratama4946 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    K: "I decided I'll go to Germany and write a new album."
    M: "Aight cool, what's it gonna be titled?"
    K: "My Struggle."
    M: "Dear Lord."

  • @LangThoughts
    @LangThoughts ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Given the direction he's going, liking Woody Allen for ANYTHING would be a good move for Kanye at this point.....

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woody Allen would be offended at Kanye associating with his name in public.

  • @mr.nobody8181
    @mr.nobody8181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I wipe before i shit" Who would've thought Kanye employs the same time saving tactic as Amir? 🤔

    • @vashistreddy4590
      @vashistreddy4590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never imagined I would find someone pointing out a 'Jake and Amir ' reference in the midst of million comments for this video. What are the odds!?

    • @MrAbomb234
      @MrAbomb234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saves you time, money, and did I say, c-c-c-c-caaaaash?

  • @professorbaggywrinkles5244
    @professorbaggywrinkles5244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Kanye: I'm going to go Death Con 3
    Manager: Ok, Kanye what is that? Are you teasing a new album or-
    Kanye: ON JEWISH PEOPLE! I just tweeted it.

  • @malubarroso
    @malubarroso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    Can you do that with JK Rowling?

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      JK Rowling pays people to refrain from giving her advice.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      "Tweet: Harry Potter is into pee."

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      get Siobhan to voice

    • @kekzealot3568
      @kekzealot3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Snape is a transexual furry.

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@kekzealot3568 He is a Scalies. Oh and we can't forget about Dobby and Harry's experiencing BDSM in the Chamber of Secrets

  • @essdoubleyou1799
    @essdoubleyou1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is about to get a bunch of fresh hits.

  • @peterneal5423
    @peterneal5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    K: "I'm gonna announce my run for president'
    M: "Wait..."
    K: "I just Tweeted it!"
    *Later*
    K: "I've got some things to say about the Jews"
    M: "Please No!"
    K: "I just Tweeted it!"
    *Later*
    K: "So about Hitler.."
    M: "Oh My God.."
    K: "Tweeted it"
    *Later*
    K: "I like Jews now, thanks to 21 Jump Street"
    M: "You know what, sure. It's not like it can make things worse."
    K: "Tweeted it"
    *Later*
    K: "Human flesh needs to be grilled to get the best flavour"
    M: "How do you even know that?!?"
    K: "I just Tweeted it!"

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@connorsage1267 Why because you like his music, he would make a terrible president

    • @9751matt
      @9751matt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@themarsman5155 Better then Biden.
      Speaking of which, why did the guy want him to say Trump didn't care about Black people?
      Trump lowered the unemployment for Black people dramatically and introduced the First Step Act to weed out prosecutors that gave unfair prison time to black people and review cases to release over punished black people. Heck, Harris would of lost her job as a prosecutor under that bill because she hated black people and gave unfair prison time to them thousands of times despite being half-Jamaican.
      Biden introduced the super racist 1994 crime bill that encouraged prosecutors and cops to target Black people more harshly then others, and in the 1970s he was pro-segregation, "I don't want my kids living in a racial jungle" - Joe Biden.

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@themarsman5155 take the L

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ragglerock2682 Why the guy doesn't come off exactly as that sane of a person he seems to do so much how does that not break your sanity from all the stress and pressure.

    • @IntentStore
      @IntentStore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there 😂

  • @onnyxmalonzo6572
    @onnyxmalonzo6572 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Im pay good money for a 2022 version of this

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How do you expect them to parody him? Usually Hitler is the last stop for a joke like this, but he's crossed that line already. What joke tweet can they write that's gonna say "haha this guy is absurd!" when the guy has himself gone beyond parody.

  • @kh-zf4rc
    @kh-zf4rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “Im pissing on my grammy award!” “No no kanye please don’t” “i just tweeted it!”

    • @jtlovescodelyoko
      @jtlovescodelyoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @thepleasantapocalypse611
      @thepleasantapocalypse611 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or "Im pissing on my grammy!" *exhausted*"...You know what?... that's fine. That's fine" "Tweeted it. Wait what? You like that one? What's wrong with it?... Maybe if I add 'Typo. Meant to say: Im pissing on my granny.' Is that better?"

    • @thepleasantapocalypse611
      @thepleasantapocalypse611 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could also be about jews controlling the grammys.

  • @looppooper2306
    @looppooper2306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Yhea, my favorite CH actor is BACK!

  • @namelastnamefirst4520
    @namelastnamefirst4520 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This video is going to age more and more well by the day.

  • @Justking
    @Justking ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This skit keeps getting more relevant

  • @wertyppl
    @wertyppl ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Oh boy, has this aged well

    • @bluevortexpng1211
      @bluevortexpng1211 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's crazy that the shit kanye's saying IRL is more insane than anything that gets said in this parody video..

  • @shade9592
    @shade9592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    There should've been awards slowly accumulating like in Nicolas Cage's video...

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My exact thinking

    • @TheBloodyHanded
      @TheBloodyHanded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Look at the magazine's in front of the laptop

    • @TheSuperCoolMan122
      @TheSuperCoolMan122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the maganizes headline already does that

    • @shade9592
      @shade9592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheSuperCoolMan122 Um... Actually the magazines do what the posters in the Nicolas Cage video do.
      The awards are supposed to represent relative success despite or because of escalating controversy.

  • @TheJthedog
    @TheJthedog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The writing is honestly so great here I can’t even tell of these are real Kanye tweets or not, they are all 100 spot on

  • @callmeghoul9403
    @callmeghoul9403 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    this video is lika a fine wine
    just getting better with time

  • @FeatherMelody
    @FeatherMelody ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It's sad how well this aged.

  • @R.E-k3w
    @R.E-k3w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    wiping before you shit saves time

    • @Centhar
      @Centhar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the best J&A episodes

    • @anonymousanonymous7593
      @anonymousanonymous7593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was waiting for this comment. Thank you for making my day.

    • @zenofrost1148
      @zenofrost1148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget money and cacacacacash

    • @hannes2927
      @hannes2927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey Greg
      And people who are not named Greg

    • @anonymousanonymous7593
      @anonymousanonymous7593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zenofrost1148 and my day just keeps getting better..God I love Jake and Amir quotes and ppl who have them at the ready 😍

  • @harrietjonesformerprimemin2545
    @harrietjonesformerprimemin2545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    *NO JEGGINGS*

  • @clickmypicture752
    @clickmypicture752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "Being endangered is a choice" lol

  • @Kay_Jay_Pea
    @Kay_Jay_Pea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This gets more and more relevant every single time I see it

  • @manicmurderdoll
    @manicmurderdoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This is supposed to be satire yet I can imagine every bit of this dropping from Kanye's mouth. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Get some duct tape, Kanye PR dude.

  • @madj0hn
    @madj0hn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I lost it at "I wipe before i shit".....

    • @Skeluz
      @Skeluz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amir style - with a little bit of salt.

  • @DaL33T5
    @DaL33T5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Y'all remember when reality was something to parody, and not a parody in and of itself?

  • @yellowjello2143
    @yellowjello2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I only eat the grey part of the salmon...." 😂

  • @youngdud21
    @youngdud21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not a coincidence this is popping back up on my fyp 3 years later

  • @derpydorphia333
    @derpydorphia333 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This aged so well I thought it was a recent skit.

  • @wondrousparrot2815
    @wondrousparrot2815 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This becomes more and more relevant every week

  • @benr10
    @benr10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nothing in this video even comes close to being as crazy as his infowars interview today

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You now that feeling when you suddenly fill with shame after something embarrassing three years ago... I am addicted to that feeling" that line explains everything.

  • @SeanBoughner
    @SeanBoughner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love This type of CollegeHumor sketch and the "A message from CEO"

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Trump's campaign manager and R. Kelly's lawyer

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Floyd Mayweather's Lawyer and Josh Gordon's sports agent.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheStapleGunKid I'd feel bad about Josh Gordon's agent, though. Unlike the other folks, Josh Gordon's sincerely trying to combat a lifetime of addiction problems and just keeps falling off the train. That's not funny - it's just tragic. Hopefully he's found a way to fill that hole in him this time.
      Now, Antonio Brown's sports agent is probably one I think everyone could get behind.

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roguishpaladin I don't feel bad for Gordon. He's had a million second chances and keeps blowing them one after the other. All his suffering has been self-inflicted.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But his campaign manager was a genius, and he'll win in 2020 again

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jordanhicks5131 if he does win again, it'll be in spite of his campaign manager, not because of him

  • @SuicidalPooh
    @SuicidalPooh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    after recent events we need a part 2 now

  • @AtlasGcx
    @AtlasGcx ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kanye’s interview with Alex Jones (Ye: “I looooove Hitler”) widely beats this sketch. I mean you really can’t make this shit up…

  • @kwinzman
    @kwinzman ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This aged sooo welll.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia ปีที่แล้ว +21

    College Humor Kanye: "Birth of a Nation wasn't as good as the original"
    Real Kanye: "Hitler literally did nothing wrong"
    The parody is somehow more subtle and intelligent than the real one

  • @dajurniesofar4362
    @dajurniesofar4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I am so tempted right now to tweet “RIP Bin Laden” just to see what happens. 😂

    • @nvmfirezactaylor6035
      @nvmfirezactaylor6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i'd think you'd just get banned lmao

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, no, no, don't you dare! You! Don't!

    • @woofwoof9199
      @woofwoof9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NJGuy1973 tweeted it

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al Queda would like to know your location.

    • @Momolulu1994
      @Momolulu1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 sugar for the coffee of the NSA agent.

  • @saadismail7445
    @saadismail7445 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    And here we are again.

  • @avsdetonado
    @avsdetonado 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:30 "I'm addicted to that!" Made me burst out laughting so hard!

  • @DeTAYL.
    @DeTAYL. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    *"RIP Bin Laden"* 😂😂😂😂

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This aged like the most finest of wines.

  • @kevinforbesofficial
    @kevinforbesofficial ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You really underestimated him on this, guys.

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Chompsky now has a magazine?!

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, Chom*p*sky. Not Chomsky.

    • @nickb816
      @nickb816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wholesome Lad it was the add on the back of the magazine I believe.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickb816
      Pretty sure that's what Wholesome Lad saw and caused them to leave their comment.

    • @SebastianHaban
      @SebastianHaban 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camelopardalis84
      (Noam) Chomsky = The IT genius
      Chompsky = the made up chips brand
      Got it.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SebastianHaban
      Noam Chomsky an IT genius? What?

  • @Andrewcranky
    @Andrewcranky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know that feeling, when you remeber something stupid you said from years ago?
    I'm addicted to that feeling.
    This exsplains so much.

  • @crouchinggiraffehiddenllam7764
    @crouchinggiraffehiddenllam7764 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Can we get a part 2 since he is all in the news

  • @WalnutBun
    @WalnutBun ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This aged like the finest of wines

  • @xenasBS
    @xenasBS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I'm from the future.
    He didn't stop.
    Please help us 😢

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This skit is even funnier right now 🤣

  • @TheKrstff
    @TheKrstff ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This sketch aged like fine wine.

  • @daninbox
    @daninbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    2:05 - So does Amir. It's a time saver.

    • @WWEVoice101
      @WWEVoice101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How does wiping before you s*** save you any time?

    • @spirosmousouris3908
      @spirosmousouris3908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hardcore fun right there. Great callback

    • @funface37
      @funface37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WWEVoice101 it does.

    • @cdsbradley
      @cdsbradley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WWEVoice101 Less to wipe

    • @Centhar
      @Centhar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      john jinglehimer rest assured.

  • @birdman181182
    @birdman181182 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well.
    Parody is now dead, this didn't predict quite how far off the deep end Kanye would go.

  • @africaninaus
    @africaninaus ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This one sure aged well.

  • @DecafInvidia
    @DecafInvidia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Tasteless ass the movie soundtrack has about 5 songs by Kanye.

    • @pokemariosun4395
      @pokemariosun4395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Um actually the correct name of the movie is "Tasteless asshole" and while it does have 5 Kanye songs it also has a few Chris Brown songs as well. Merge all the streams.

    • @truthwatcher1808
      @truthwatcher1808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God that video is so old i'm surprised anyone at college humor even remembers it. but it was so good.

    • @jonathanstern5537
      @jonathanstern5537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna let you finish, but Turn Nugent has the best song on that soundtrack.

  • @andreiavram83
    @andreiavram83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    OMG... I can't believe he is back! ❤❤❤❤ Love you man!!!

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how this is just showing up in my recommended now

  • @KufLMAO
    @KufLMAO ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:22 prophetic

  • @roenoke224
    @roenoke224 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How did this skit turn out to be more benign than his actual tweets?

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3 years later and he's at it again. He must really like that feeling!

  • @lud3re384
    @lud3re384 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I like Hitler"
    - Ye
    It got worse than comedy.

  • @rahulrt6396
    @rahulrt6396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Ok let's talk about this.."
    "Tweeted it..."
    Aaaaaarggghhhh
    "Can I borrow a gun ?"

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still wonder who he planned on shooting after he got it, Kayne for his dumbassery or himself for having to deal with Kanye’s dumbassery lol

    • @tutrya1
      @tutrya1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it is the murder suicide route. @@SerenityM16

  • @maxjacobson3311
    @maxjacobson3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thought this came out yesterday, turns out nope, just as relevant in 2018 as 2022.

  • @jasonsheridan6871
    @jasonsheridan6871 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Anyone else coming back to this video to check their predictions?