Uwe Boll's Two Worlds Is So Bad It Goes 45 In The Passing Lane - Worst Movie Ever

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @Conan_the_Based
      @Conan_the_Based ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should do an episode on *Executive Decision* sometime.
      Talk about how it starts off as the Worst Movie of All Time (Steven Seagal is in it), but then immediately becomes the Greatest Movie of All Time (his character dies early).

    • @IamH8ted
      @IamH8ted ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm always so excited to see your videos thank you kindly.

    • @11561tammys
      @11561tammys ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cannot wait for Uwe Boll to challenge Space Ice to a boxing match

    • @skeaneable
      @skeaneable ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Space Ice this one of the greatest live action Isekai movies ever made by Uwe Boll all he was missing was casting Steven Seagal and you got a cult classic!!!

    • @ryfarley
      @ryfarley ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you do the Highlander movies?!

  • @draekoolleres4439
    @draekoolleres4439 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    What if Steven Seagal starred in an Uwe Boll movie produced by Neil Breen? Imagine the Space Ice review.

    • @The_Man_With_The_Sharin_Gun
      @The_Man_With_The_Sharin_Gun ปีที่แล้ว +166

      if you put somewhere Rob Schneider its Armageddon 😂

    • @Gurfmanj
      @Gurfmanj ปีที่แล้ว +174

      No! Don’t speak such heresy. That is the prophecy of the end of days. If this comes to pass, the world will be destroyed by pure stupidity.

    • @silentgamergg9578
      @silentgamergg9578 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He gone lose his marbles out of pure spite

    • @mr.fishmanman
      @mr.fishmanman ปีที่แล้ว

      It Would Be a Guaranteed Near Apocalyptic level Extinction for Humanity

    • @jkdbuck7670
      @jkdbuck7670 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If this came to pass, Space Ice better get a complete blood screening and a PET scan.

  • @jrbear-qb4ko
    @jrbear-qb4ko ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Space Ice can't do an episode without making fun of Steven Seagal, gotta love him.

    • @YuiYuria
      @YuiYuria ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But where was JVCD this time?

    • @adama7752
      @adama7752 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@YuiYuria He was in that car, behind the castle. It's just hard to see.

    • @YuiYuria
      @YuiYuria ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adama7752 Along with two hot Thai girls, as usual?

    • @ih3956
      @ih3956 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doing the lords work!!

    • @Gabriel-all
      @Gabriel-all ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@adama7752 lol

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "He could snap his fingers and have you back to doing Seagal movies" That was so savage

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Damn, what a roast.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's one fuck of a threat too

    • @balllike
      @balllike ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that shit is hilarious

    • @draicor
      @draicor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah this totally made my day lol

    • @koryhardy9594
      @koryhardy9594 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I died😭💀

  • @smilingearth5181
    @smilingearth5181 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    If you are a TH-camr who has ever sat through a Uwe Boll, Neil Breen or Steven Seagal movie so you can review it, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    • @Aidar77
      @Aidar77 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      SpaceIce is entitled to a fortune then.

    • @adamnelson8212
      @adamnelson8212 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Has this ever happened to you?!"

    • @momchilandonov
      @momchilandonov ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SpaceIce deserves a lifetime of his car's extended warranty!

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He definitely needs to get reimbursed for that one

  • @davidgessin-mccully3919
    @davidgessin-mccully3919 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    “He goes full Segal and randomly kills his own men for no reason which is still better than their plan that Dolph needs to find an unknown thing, in an unknown place, for unknown reasons.” 😂😂💀

    • @rebelpack948
      @rebelpack948 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Phase 2 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When even the villain wants this movie to be over.

  • @bysonvolant3428
    @bysonvolant3428 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    The close up on the car killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @YuiYuria
      @YuiYuria ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Typical of an Uwe Boll movie

    • @playlist9980
      @playlist9980 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That's what happens when you're supposed to travel to the Middle Ages but instead you travel to the outskirts of Vancouver.

    • @meatwax
      @meatwax ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That car!!! Attention to detail!😅

    • @Michael-dl2cf
      @Michael-dl2cf ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i laughed so hard 😂

    • @lpawl89
      @lpawl89 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Toyota been around for a while.

  • @delijadude3455
    @delijadude3455 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I lost it everytime he said "Thank you" when the villain slapped that doctor 😂😂

    • @delijadude3455
      @delijadude3455 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deanjustdean7818 cool ... if I'm ever short on cash I'll give you a call ... but to be fair Saegal is the type of guy that would do it for free 😂

    • @flarion00
      @flarion00 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That got me 😂

    • @mikecox1974
      @mikecox1974 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep that's comedy gold right there space ice is the man

  • @Sac_slappper_4rce
    @Sac_slappper_4rce ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Agent: No Dolph... do not sign this contract!! Boll will end your career!
    Lundgren: If it dies, it dies.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he could make another universal solider. beat that dead horse some more

    • @Sac_slappper_4rce
      @Sac_slappper_4rce ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@harveylong5878 Universal Soldier 17: Universal Horse

    • @ghostviggen
      @ghostviggen ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Boll doesn’t have the power to end Dolph. He can’t break him.

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I act for me, FOR ME!

    • @derworfnet
      @derworfnet ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fun Fact: Lundgren actually said he took the job because he needed some cash quickly to pay for lawyers because he was getting divorced at the time.
      Okay, not a fun fact. At least not for Lundgren.

  • @ZeroSOFInfinity
    @ZeroSOFInfinity ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The arrow after killing the baddie, and the Space Ice saying "Thanks, that was REALLY helpful, you fucking idiot" had me in total stitches.😂

  • @Gcrowan
    @Gcrowan ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This entire movie feels like Dolph showed up on set and went like "I'm not putting this shit fantasy costume on" and they rewrote it on the fly so he could wear the outfit that he showed up in.

    • @DerDrecksack87
      @DerDrecksack87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep, but it really felt somehow ...tragic. When Steven Seagal does it its fun because its always an over the top ego massage and you cant feel bad for him because you know he likes it and feels like the king on set between all the C & D list actors. But when Bruce Willis or Dr. Dolph Lundgren does this crap, i just feel sad and try to avoid it so it does not soil my memories of them playing in awesome movies. It seems cheap cashgrab productions became the retirement home of 70-90s action stars who blew their money on drugs & hookers, now they are pushing towards the end of their life (often because of the drug abuse) and don't want to leave this world broke & their family without a penny, so they take every role they can get...its like seeing Claudia Schiffer giving 5$ handjobs behind a dumpster or Neil Armstrong working on the galactic-ride at a carnival..

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I could see that being true.

    • @F40PH-2CAT
      @F40PH-2CAT หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That makes perfect sense.

  • @kmafia229V2
    @kmafia229V2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "After calling the bank and confirming his check cleared." 😂

  • @ProducerX21
    @ProducerX21 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Only you can save your world"
    "Shut the fuck up"
    That got me bro.. lol

  • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
    @St4rTr3v1Ut10n ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The fact that "YOU ARE THE TRUE VILLAIN OF THIS TALE" didn't become a meme is a crime against humanity

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This movie isn't popular enough to deserve this shit...

    • @Daemonarch2k6
      @Daemonarch2k6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is literally the hidden plot in every seagal movie

    • @Ta2dwitetrash
      @Ta2dwitetrash ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's never too late

    • @Ta2dwitetrash
      @Ta2dwitetrash ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't let your memes be dreams.

  • @savfab5689
    @savfab5689 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “She starts opening portals“This is a rental and you can’t be doing that sh**”! Lmao

  • @waverlyking6045
    @waverlyking6045 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    The scary thing about Uwe Boll movies is that there are actually good actors in some of them like Ray Liotta, J.K. Simmons, and Christian Slater.

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Don't forget Keith David, Matthew Lillard, Ron Perlman and Stephen Dorff.

    • @draekoolleres4439
      @draekoolleres4439 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne too

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Christian Slater is not and has never been a good actor

    • @RB-tl8cf
      @RB-tl8cf ปีที่แล้ว +19

      U wonder what dirt he has on these guys…

    • @davidtatro7457
      @davidtatro7457 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lots of good actors have made terrible movies just for the money.

  • @deanoelcapitanno
    @deanoelcapitanno ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "The cars making a funny noise..."
    Im dying 😂

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah ปีที่แล้ว +74

    You really captured those powerful moments of Dolph acting like he doesn't want to do acting anymore. He masterfully portrays that "how did I get here?" look, while spicing it up every now and again with a "how do I get out of this" look. Acting with his face, as they say in the business.

    • @adoredpariah
      @adoredpariah ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deanjustdean7818 very true

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed.

    • @RPGDesignatedPaladin
      @RPGDesignatedPaladin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can see on his face that he’s calculating how much of his lifestyle this movie will pay for and questioning if downsizing is worth not having to do this shit. 😂

  • @Sillysoft
    @Sillysoft ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I laughed so loud when Raven slaps the doctor across the face and Space Ice just out of the blue says "Thank you" then continues with his narration. OMG so funny!

  • @salehsaad373
    @salehsaad373 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he said “he only got one knife and they have alot of asses" 8:23

    • @YeDuMo
      @YeDuMo ปีที่แล้ว

      Lost it when it became apparent he stabbed his biggest fan in the ass

    • @alejandrodecesare5929
      @alejandrodecesare5929 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What his foot, lots of targets to kick😅😅😅😅

    • @DemarkoKelly
      @DemarkoKelly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I died when he said this 😂

  • @jasonhernandez1182
    @jasonhernandez1182 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I was terrified when there was no Space Ice post last weekend. I was afraid that someone had done something to Space Ice, which would have forced me to Snatch every last Motherfucker Birthday.

    • @scottvincent3062
      @scottvincent3062 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I thought seagull might've accidentally bumped into him and space ice got trapped in one of seagulls fat folds.

    • @jasonhernandez1182
      @jasonhernandez1182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think can all agree, whatever religion, creed, ethos, social, gender or sexual orientation we need an Order Of The Space Ice, where a sect of folks pledge their lives to protect Space Ice in his eternal quest to break down classic terrible movies. We'd work in League with the Guardians of Jason Brandt (So Bad It's Good), the Legion of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (with a personal oath to Mike Nelson and Joel) and the Defenders of the Funny of Die (specifically the writers of Zach Morris is Trash and On a Very Special Episode). Okay, everyone with weapons gather around so we can take shifts being guardians. Bahahahahahaha!

    • @GatorGirl
      @GatorGirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasonhernandez1182 MST3K? I'm in!

  • @karabomondlane3218
    @karabomondlane3218 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This guys turns bad movies into the best comedy 😂😂😂

  • @T0tenkampf
    @T0tenkampf ปีที่แล้ว +18

    LMMFAO "he only has one knife and they have a lot of asses"

  • @KLSYFY
    @KLSYFY ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A mythical movie where the final battle takes place in a modern day kitchen... You cannot make this stuff up! 😂

  • @hellofranky99
    @hellofranky99 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Their car was making funny noises so they took their horses instead."
    ROFL.

  • @billbillinger2117
    @billbillinger2117 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This movie is so good that Steven Seagal was turned down for the lead.

  • @felyxmillicent6538
    @felyxmillicent6538 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Give Boll a shot at a Fast & Furious movie. That would be interesting.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      how much lower can the FF go? theyve already done the goto space cliche, the long lost relative cliche. well they havent done cheesy crossover yet so Boll could give that a try. with Bayverse. F12 - introducing the stunticons

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why not, one of his scripts couldn't make any less sense than what they actually come up with for those films. I think.

  • @daleludtke7803
    @daleludtke7803 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Best part of this movie is when asked why he did this one he said, "I was going through an expensive divorce."

    • @emidom2004
      @emidom2004 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh man this piece of trivia is the cherry on top of this video.

    • @hackerman5764
      @hackerman5764 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and that is why you never get married

  • @PaxBisonica89
    @PaxBisonica89 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Not even Space Ice could explain the accent of the wig king.

  • @Singh-vd9pw
    @Singh-vd9pw ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hes got one knife and they have a lot of asses
    .. got me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @visualsofisa
    @visualsofisa ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I died when I saw how tiny the "castle" was and they were calling it a "Kingdom"

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan ปีที่แล้ว

      Medieval castles were actualy that tiny, so what.

    • @TheRetroManRandySavage
      @TheRetroManRandySavage ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AmityvilleFan depends what period you're talking about. Medieval times would cover the early, middle and latter middle ages of the 5th to 15th century.
      We have castles here in the uk from the 11th century that are monstrously big.

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheRetroManRandySavage Ye, some castles were big. But it's entirely feezable this castle did not have to be big. We don't know when it is, how big is the kingdom, etc. So I see no problem with the fortress' size. If it is at all the actual place of reign, and not just a minor resident of the king.

    • @cobretti9332
      @cobretti9332 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think he's saying that tiny castle being the entire kingdom, probably because of a low budget, is the funny part

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what if that was just the little outpost the king was residing during that time. Not uncommon for a king to tour the kingdom and holding court at different places.
      And hosting the king was a big PR thing for nobility "The king is in MY castle this week! His gracefulness has decided that I am the one worthy enough to be in his presence! ", but also extremely expensive.

  • @JustMe-zu6tn
    @JustMe-zu6tn ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "people try to stab him in his sleep like 4 times a week"...got me on the floor.. That would be rough hahaha👍

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I absolutely love your video titles. The creative ways you describe how bad or good a movie is never fails to make me laugh.

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The second "thank you" after slapping dr Manhattan for the second time had me rolling 😂

  • @TimTimmay
    @TimTimmay ปีที่แล้ว +114

    In 2011, after watching this movie, I fell into a *DEEP DEPRESSION* Thanks to *SPACE ICE* after watching this video, I can say I’ve finally crawled out of that dark & lonely place!!!😂

    • @Groaznic
      @Groaznic ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome back, friend!
      ...fBEEPing idiot.
      :D

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Falling into deep depression is definitely the correct response to watching this movie.

  • @SurajV320
    @SurajV320 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When she gets slapped and this guy goes “thank you”. Bwahahahaha!! You’re bloody hilarious mate!

  • @realpolitik01
    @realpolitik01 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Dolf Lungren has a PHD. He's a smart cat. A legend in the game. I will always remember him as DRAGO.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      still doesnt make up for lack of acting ability. Ive seen tree stumps, stale loafs of bread with more acting chops.

    • @dmitriydudarev2649
      @dmitriydudarev2649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hans does not have a PhD. He doesn't even have a master's. He blew away his scholarship in hopes of becoming a movie star. Instead he became a washed up nobody.

    • @daneen2fabulous
      @daneen2fabulous ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dmitriydudarev2649 He has a masters in chemical engineering, but then that idiot I-have-no-idea-why-she's-even-famous Grace Jones told him to leave MIT and go be an actor.

    • @JustMe-zu6tn
      @JustMe-zu6tn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did they put in Lundgrens tea to get him in this?? wt actual f ?? 🤣

    • @greebj
      @greebj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something green that rhymes with funny ?

  • @DhakaiyaHunter
    @DhakaiyaHunter ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Holy Shit! That final battle was so epic... It started in the kitchen and ended in the bathroom. Just like another video I watched in Pornhub😂😂

  • @robertoantoniow
    @robertoantoniow ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Best description ever “if you think this scene doesn’t make any sense, don’t worry, because once you know what’s going it somehow stills doesn’t make any sense” pure gold! Best review ever mate, too bad Seagal missed the cut!

  • @Strelitzia10
    @Strelitzia10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Today I learned that Uwe Boll's "In the Name of the King" is a trilogy.... HOW???

  • @mikeshelogowski434
    @mikeshelogowski434 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The "Thank you"s killed me😅

  • @charlesr.5718
    @charlesr.5718 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was about to rush to the hospital to my wife who's into labor, but first things first, gotta watch that new Space Ice video.
    The little shit can wait.

    • @Lazaven
      @Lazaven 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And now your on the sofa for reasons that were never explained, it has nothing to do with the rest of the movie and it's never mentioned again but whatever.

    • @charlesr.5718
      @charlesr.5718 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Lazaven *anyways*
      -Spaceice

  • @palinironthumb8522
    @palinironthumb8522 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dude, no one deserves to be insulted by being compared to a seagal movie, that was/is extremely harsh.

  • @BuccWylde
    @BuccWylde ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those "thank you's" after the Dr. gets slapped are top tier.

  • @MIAPhilly
    @MIAPhilly ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Even a bad movie is a good movie when this guy recaps it

  • @mr.fishmanman
    @mr.fishmanman ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This Movie is Bad But I Would Still Give Steven Seagal a -1 Point Even if He's Not in The Movie

  • @lnrdo
    @lnrdo ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I read the title and fully clocked that it was an Uwe Boll film starring Dolph Lundgren, yet after about 10 seconds of listening to the trademark Space Ice commentary in the unmistakeable Space Ice vocal style, my brain starts expecting Seagal to show up at any moment 😂

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whenever i watch three of his videos in a row, my mundane thoughts for the rest of the day are automatically in his cadence

  • @NoncommercialNonsensicalMusic
    @NoncommercialNonsensicalMusic ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What's nice about Uwe Boll movies is, when you have played in one of them, you can only go up in your career.

    • @galil_6863
      @galil_6863 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah I think the lowest point of your career is being Seagal's sidekick in one of his money laundering schemes...

    • @greebj
      @greebj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You gotta hit bottom before you can bounce

  • @Lazaven
    @Lazaven ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The zoom in on the car destroyed me🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jdga173
    @jdga173 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:16
    "He comes across more but he's only got 1 knife and they have a lot of asses" 😂😂😂😂

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imagine what happened _after_ the end. Either Drago has to dispose of Raven's corpse, or explain to the cops why there's a dead cosplayer in his bathtub. Being a genius he'll probably be ok either way, but it's fun picturing him standing over the body and saying, "I broke you."

    • @popjaw1andOnly
      @popjaw1andOnly ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Weren't there two corpses? One of the hoodies from the beginning and Raven?

    • @sygmarvexarion7891
      @sygmarvexarion7891 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah. He can just say a couple of people attacked him in his own house. The police won't be able to find any connections between him and the corpses, and the case will be closed as "failed attemptive robbery".

  • @popjaw1andOnly
    @popjaw1andOnly ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I read an article last week that Dolph is seriously ill with cancer. After watching this, I feel his pain. But after laughing at all the Space Ice-isms, I feel better. 😭😄

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he said he's doing well at the moment.

    • @popjaw1andOnly
      @popjaw1andOnly ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Illustraful Good! 🙏

  • @convolutedconcepts
    @convolutedconcepts ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "How are you doctor?" "Thank you." 😂

  • @chrismayclin6397
    @chrismayclin6397 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s funny. I came across Space Ice entirely by accident one day and have gratefully never looked back since then. Good times.

  • @memyself898
    @memyself898 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "But their car is making a funny noise, so they take horses instead," - bravo sir. LOL

  • @khukri_wielderxxx1962
    @khukri_wielderxxx1962 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "The Raven jacks some little hotel shampoo bottles"
    Damn I love Space Ice!

  • @robaxl3088
    @robaxl3088 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:02 “How about that fkn dragon again”
    😂 😂

  • @XeroboxMedia
    @XeroboxMedia ปีที่แล้ว +13

    She doesn't die of old age - she dies of Dolf overwhelmly too awesome.

  • @geraldbouvy1222
    @geraldbouvy1222 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dolph was doing a USO tour and came to Fort hood, I made a list of dumb questions I was going to ask him (dumb shit about a Rocky rematch, and so forth)....until I was within 5 feet of the guy, I quickly decided to go with the obligatory "I loved you in rocky!" And moved on.
    The DUDE IS A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN.

  • @cyberus15
    @cyberus15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dolph to the paycheck: "I must deposit you" (Can't see any other reason for him doing this shit)

  • @notgoodatmakingusernames9758
    @notgoodatmakingusernames9758 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm addicted to these videos. I've been waiting all week wondering when a new one would come out. Like waiting for a text from someone u love.

  • @Dadc0rd
    @Dadc0rd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:54 I like how Ice says thank you immediately when the doc gets slapped 😂

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This movie is so bad my wife left and took the kids

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Then the movie helped you chief

    • @KeithJBrett
      @KeithJBrett ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So you’re saying it was the best thing that’s happened to you?

    • @silentgamergg9578
      @silentgamergg9578 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      City boys up one

    • @adilachahbar3154
      @adilachahbar3154 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooh that dark

    • @KENSHIROez3260
      @KENSHIROez3260 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This movie also affect my country politic negatively

  • @jonthrelkeld2910
    @jonthrelkeld2910 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Fun but true fact: Dolph really does have a MS in chemistry from MIT.

    • @dmitriydudarev2649
      @dmitriydudarev2649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad to hear he has MS. Are doctors still looking for a cure for it?

    • @jonthrelkeld2910
      @jonthrelkeld2910 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dmitriydudarev2649 Um, no. Dolph does not have multiple sclerosis (MS). He has a Masters of Science degree from MIT. Are you pranking me?

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@jonthrelkeld2910 You mean an MSc.

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Man, he really is the most underrated actor of all time, and it's sad he had to do this sh1t ☹️😭

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 ปีที่แล้ว

      He must have thought :" I was on the cover of fashion magazine for men, doing reverse gangbangs with Grace Jones and beautiful models*, i was freaking Ivan Drago AND He-Man ffs...and now look at me. Punching extras from a Seagal movie dressed like kids from the Charlie Brown's Halloween special."
      * he told the story in many interviews so there could be some truth to it, why bother otherwise.

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, Uwe even got Kristanna Loken (from Terminator 3) in one of his shitty movies.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rageagaintstheNWO Terminator 3 was a very shitty film to begin with.

    • @rickybaillie4222
      @rickybaillie4222 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got to pay for the attractive young women somehow

  • @travb6954
    @travb6954 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm glad this channel is growing fast, As it should. "Ice" reviews are hilarious and the fact that he's original makes it even better.

  • @augusto2006-amg
    @augusto2006-amg ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Wondering where his career went so terribly wrong"😂

  • @MichaelFranklinCODPROS
    @MichaelFranklinCODPROS ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Seagal's Bitch Guy" got me crying

  • @blahfever7186
    @blahfever7186 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The dilly, dilly bitch line had me 😂

  • @appeardead
    @appeardead ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love how he threw that guy into the bookshelf full of books and the entire shelf moved as a single object

  • @OZYM1
    @OZYM1 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Space Ice, please do Universal Soldier next! I still love that movie. The fact that it stars both JCVD and Dolph Lundgren is a plus. Thanks for all your hard work on these videos. Like the other viewer commented, I too am going through a rough time but watching your video this Saturday morning brought me a smile and a laugh that I haven’t experienced in a while. God bless you, brother.
    Ps, Rob Axel, I’m praying for you. Hang in there.

    • @Replis
      @Replis ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys upvote this! We need Universal Soldier!! Jean -Claude Van Damme AND Dolph Lundgren!!!

    • @davidgessin-mccully3919
      @davidgessin-mccully3919 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not a review really but he has 5 reasons why videos on Universal Soldier and it’s sequels.
      Hope it gets better for you

  • @Rynyn
    @Rynyn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Space, you are absolutely killing it with these new ones. Keep up the great work.

  • @Aidar77
    @Aidar77 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:11 "Thanks, that was really helpful...fucking idiot!" Made my day🤣

  • @guilhermevitor5732
    @guilhermevitor5732 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your channel is the funniest thing in this whole platform xD
    Seriously, the dedication and the creativity behind every video never ceases to amaze me

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who knew that being stabbed in the ass is an instant fatality?...I guess that ruins my birthday plans...

  • @mikoajbaszczyszyn4568
    @mikoajbaszczyszyn4568 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:04
    *Uwe Boll looking at Thirteenth Warrior* - Let me copy your homework -> this shit

  • @stealthattack2209
    @stealthattack2209 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Welcome back Ice Man. You were missed :)
    Hope you are feeling better.

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The time Uwe Boll tried to rip off Lord of the Rings. Seriously, Dolph you made a big comeback with The Expendables only to later act in an Uwe Boll film at the time? What the hell man!!!

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deanjustdean7818 Divorce or not. I would never work with a director who's a complete arsehole.

  • @AB3L30NE
    @AB3L30NE ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember subscribing to this channel when it was under like 1k, great to see it big now.

  • @Floodsye
    @Floodsye ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dungeon Siege was and is one of my favorite game franchises of all time. Played the demo version over and over again as a kid. To see Uwe Boll take the lore and gut it and smash it into a terrible...somehow...trilogy of movies is absolutely heartbreaking.

    • @KapiteinKrentebol
      @KapiteinKrentebol ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What!? Wait!? I only knew of the Statham movie so the Lundgren one here was a complete surprise and now you're telling me there is a third! 😱

    • @JudgeMagisterSnow
      @JudgeMagisterSnow ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Going to be honest, I thought this was tied into the Two Worlds games based on the name.

    • @wildmanfisher
      @wildmanfisher ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KapiteinKrentebol The third one is even worse and stars that brother from Prison Break.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti ปีที่แล้ว

      But DS 1 is already the best. DS2 was meh…not bad but not the greatest either. Lacked the immersion of the character and the story and maps could’ve been better. More atmosphere like in 1.
      DS 3 was so poop it killed dungeon siege.
      Also there was a space game made be the devs of 1 and 2 but I forgot it’s name. It looked quite cool. Space siege I even think

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, this is a Dungeon Siege movie?
      Wow, I was already angry at them using the Two Worlds-title. (Yes, those games are both better than they get credit for.)

  • @TheGoodInquisitor
    @TheGoodInquisitor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro, do more and more movies. Your voice keeps me laughing my ass of at night before sleep with a dark beer in my hand.
    I laugh even the next day at work and showing your vids to my colleagues.

  • @leyazaki
    @leyazaki ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Look dipsh*t
    1: He hasn't even done anything so why would anyone hang him?
    2: Dolp could snap his fingers and have you back to doing Seagal movies" I
    laughed until I got a headache

  • @blackopsquay
    @blackopsquay ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kingdom? It’s just a dank ass brick building in the middle of a forest. Uwe, WHAT THE HELL?!

  • @Heretus
    @Heretus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The titles alone have better writing than the past 10 years of Hollywood

  • @jessicachafoya3747
    @jessicachafoya3747 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Seagal’s bitch!” I’m dead 😂 poor dude ends up in Seagal and Uwe Boll movies. No chance of a real acting career

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina ปีที่แล้ว +11

    To take a premise as bonkers as "western Isekai starring Dolph Lundgren" and turned into something this dull is almost formidable

  • @TGOjohnnyY6492
    @TGOjohnnyY6492 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wtf?!?!?! There is more than one "In the name of the king" Uwe Boll "movies"? Anyway epic review as always!

  • @AmatorSlodkichJablek
    @AmatorSlodkichJablek ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Wig King slapping Dr. Manhatan 2 times...now that is a action packed movie worth watching

  • @horseclock6454
    @horseclock6454 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude just casually hit the griddy on the way out the house

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's not just bad
    It's Seagal level bad 😆🤣

  • @arupp513
    @arupp513 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Laughed my way through this… yet again. Thanks for doing what you do.

  • @jasonmaccoul
    @jasonmaccoul ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dragon budget, ass stabbing, Dolph’s career, Apple Watches, Whatever!! It’s another brilliant review from Space Ice!

  • @Alex.P1
    @Alex.P1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Before today I had never heard of this film, and to be honest I wish I could go back to yesterday 😂

  • @frankserpico6785
    @frankserpico6785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The only reason we're here is because of Landrum." 😂 So true!

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't think it was possible but this may well be the funniest Space Ice video yet!

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is actually a prequel to Aquaman, since after Drago becomes king, he moves his kindom under water out of embarassment.

  • @gregcook8181
    @gregcook8181 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro you're hilarious. I binge your videos. Please 🙏 do more best movie ever of Vandamme,

  • @gsigs
    @gsigs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations. As a long-time fan of bad movies I subscribed to your channel after watching a single video. Keep up the good work.

  • @kholi9441
    @kholi9441 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The plot development is absolutely chaotic 🤣

  • @FlecheDeFer
    @FlecheDeFer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's my honor to share your bed" - Are you sure this is not a Seagal movie?