@@adamfrost3139 a film directed by Uwe Boll, produced and starring Seagal with Nicolas Cage and Tommy Wisaeu Co starring. "Your tearing me APART Steven"
"Not only does he not even know they're zombies, but he already had his gun out when he thought he was by himself." I love your attention to these details lol.
I saw this in theaters and it was the best moviegoing experience I've ever had. There were like 20 people In the audience and once we all realized how awful it was, we all started loudly roasting the film and it turned into a big version of mystery science theater!
@@SpaceIce You should do reviews for blockbuster movies that flopped. Your channel will blow up exponentially. You have such a unique way of reviewing ridiculous movies, all you need is more traffic.
@@concludedhail40 she got ripped in half by the zombies while trying to climb in through a window. She didn't die and is the only survivor, appearing in the much better sequel film... somehow. How she lived is never explained as well as other inconsistencies.
@@wiseguy01 so she gets ripped in half, and somehow survived for the second movie in which she was completely unharmed and fully in one piece? What was the point of having her there in the first place then???
@@concludedhail40 no she was now in a wheelchair and all healed up, problem is the sequel is set like a few weeks at best after the original and so how she survived is... a mystery. Let alone how she got help before bleeding to death. She was also in the house when it blew up... doesn't make any sense.
The game companies did not support him, they just gave him the rights to make the movie adaptations. Boll had found a technical loophole in German tax law that even if the movie he was making bombed the funding for it was covered. So the money he got for production actually went to his crew, actors, and himself. Which he was super criticized for, but he had already secured the bag for dungeon siege and blood rayne(both humongous flops).After that he kinda struggled to get funding for his movies. Picking fights with Michael Bay and Eli Roth pushed him further into obscurity.
@@RandoLePerson agreed, it’s more like Nintendo rescued Sega from Sony. I miss the days of friendly rivalry between Nintendo and Sega. However Sega was way too thin skinned when Sony came into the market, and they lost their competitive edge. They’re having a huge surge now due to a lot of support from xbox. Just didn’t like Streets of Rage 4, it’s a good game but somehow they found a way to sap the fun out of it.
What's even more impressive is that the boat captain made it to the shore, a hundred feet away from the boat, whilst being chased by zombies AND HE MANAGED TO KEEP HIS FKING CLOTHES DRY.
@@joshuacruz3119also, as a side note, I am a professional boat driver (colloquially a captain) and I just want the world to know that the boat captain in this movie is exactly what we all aspire to be
@@martijn_yt You are clearly unaware of "The Asyslum" movie studio. The make absolute trash movies that look similar to blockbuster movies and the budget for the cover art is bigger than the entire production budget. The Sci-Fi channel introduced me to them, before they changed their name to the more retarded sifi channel. Space Ice should do some videos on them if he hasn't yet. They make Uwe Boll movies look like a masterpiece.
Mr. Space Ice can uplift anyone's mood with hysterical levity. That voice and his antics is a slam dunk everytime. "And the head of Brendan Fraser" was outlandishly hilarious. You're a riot man. I love when he says "whatever" too.
Being a fan of the games in my younger years, I was excited to see this movie in theaters when it released. Before it was all said and done, half the audience had walked out or were just laughing at how bad it was.
Oh man memories. I was probably about 13 thinking this movie was gonna be bad ass. Fuck man that movie was the one that made me question my decisions about video game movies lol. It was stupid even by my standards.
I injured my back earlier today, and when I heard "...the head of Brendan Fraser", I fell to my knees in horrible pain due to laughter. ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS.
You, Space Ice, are a genius. 'Uwe Boll knows what his fan wants' (3:04). My days I laughed so hard if I were drinking something, it would've gone out all of my orifices faster than you can say 'Don't push it or I'll give you a war you wont believe', which granted, is a quite long sentence, but once you're hooked on the glory that is called Rambo, that phrase releases itself like there is no tomorrow. So happy I discovered this channel at the last quarter of 2022. Glorious man.
Imagine if Seagal can star in a movie directed by Uwe Boll... Then we get Space Ice to narrate it! Would be Oscar worthy cos he'd shit on them you'd forget about all your worries.
You get that movie made. You get Ryan George to do a pitch meeting video on it. Space ice to review it. And Jason Brant with So Bad It's Good to watch it so we can watch people go through the pain
As a kid in middle school my friends and I were cracking up at this movie. We thought it was complete sh*t. I can't imagine an adult watching this movie in theaters. It was the silliest flick we've seen. And thats saying a lot.
Best part is near the end they see their friend who they thought had died and they’re so excited to see him, and then it turns out to be the bad guy who is wearing the face of their friend, and their friend is hanging upside down in the corner STILL ALIVE with his face torn off, and then as our heroes make a break for it, they toss a grenade right near their still alive and faceless friend. OUR HEROES!
Rob Schneider turned down Uwe Boll's "House of the Dead" so he could star in the hit movie "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb" (Rated PG-13)
I actually sat through the whole Raid ad without fast forwarding, because I want to see this channel continue to grow. I'm kinda hooked on these videos...
I would do that for pretty much any other ad except for Raid, because Raid is just pure garbage, it's everywhere, they're really militant about what kind of ads you do (you pretty much can't go off-script even a tiny bit), and their ads are so fucking loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. Of course, they pay well - because all their money goes into marketing and thinking of ways to trick people into getting addicted to the pay for win system, while absolutely nothing goes into actually developing the gameplay and improving their product. Love this channel, but I despise Raid; any other ads I couldn't care less about.
0:09 I love that 😂. “When it comes to disappointing, he doesn’t disappoint.” Also, the ad was just as hilarious as the rest of the video. Good shit, man.
I used to love House Of The Dead 2. I had it on Sega Dreamcast and I played it at my local arcade. I was so hyped for this movie. Im glad the one other person who seen it could share my disappointment with the world.
It's amazing how much you're able to convey the awfulness of this movie. Loved the gummy bear juice reference. And Brandon Frasier's head made me spit out my food 😆
Only discovered your channel last year no idea how considering I've watched YTP, Screen Junkies and all sorts. It was to accommodate my dry and taboo dark sense of humour regarding movies and shows with something different. You've become one of my favourite TH-camrs coming into 2023.👍
In the description: "The Uwe Boll disaster of a movie known as 'House of the Dead' is an irredeemable mess that even Rob Schneider was offended when he was offered the role of the house." 🤣
with Hulk Hogan as the the partner. throw in Mel Gibson or Tom cruise , it'll be a film masterpiece. maybe Morgan Freeman can voiceover a SpaceIce Seagal movie review
Uwe Boll & Neil Breen are fast becoming my favourite worst movie creators thanks for this channel. I mean, give Neil a $100 budget & he’ll come out with a full 90 minute film 💀😂 We need a film starring Seagal, Produced by Neel Breen & directed by Uwe Boll 💀
@captain awesome Nah, I remember they tried tying Curian in somewhere, in the narrative either at the beginning or end. That was the only thing that had connection.
I watched this movie at my local mall theater during the matinee showing while I was waiting all day for repairs on my car in the shop. I knew it was bad, but I didn't want to wander the mall all day. I didn't think it'd be anywhere close to as bad as it was. There's quite a few straight to video movies that were far better than this movie. The only thing I remembered about this movie before the video was how the characters at the end just started sacrificing themselves for no reason. The movie wanted a sole survivor, but was too lazy to come up with ways to kill off the rest of the cast.
I worked my tail end off this week. This was exactly what I needed to see after coming home after another hard day. Space Ice delivers as always. Thanks a million!
Show of hands for anyone who knows ANY other creator with enough style that the ads are as entertaining as the content. I'll wait. BIG note to all sponsors out there. You go, Space Ice.
I just remembered the boat captain was in the original movie version of Dune. I want to say he was a priest in another movie but I'm not sure. He's probably done lots of stuff but never anything where I was like, " Oh yeah it's that guy. This is gonna be a great movie." BTW, your videos got me into a Seagal rabbit hole. Allegedly he's pretty closely connected to a lot of nefarious stuff. I mean besides his own behavior and things we aren't allowed to say that you shouldn't be doing to anyone but apparently happens a lot in Hollywood. Those Harvey Weinstein kinda things. Hearing you scorch that schmuck makes me laugh. Keep it up.
You really love Seagal don't you? He gets a mention even when his movie is not being reviewed. P.S. your epicness has forced me to turn on the bell icon :)
@@stealthattack2209 just walk up a few steps. If you cant find higher ground and he uses akido, dont flip yourself like his other opponents. Even if he pays you.
Easily the funniest shadow raid ad I've ever seen. Plus the epic transition into the ad for no reason at all!! I still have no idea what this game is about but it's awesome!!
I actually saw this movie on purpose because I have these moments of self loathing, and watching bad movies is how I punish myself. This thing looks like it was shot in a weekend. If zombies were real I get the feeling this movie shows what Fyre Festival would have turned into.
I replayed this 10:08 about a dozen times because every "actor" in that little blip of zombies running around was hilariously bad. Should have highlighted this more!
I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking the graveyard shootout was one of the coolest things I'd ever seen. Now I'm not even sure I could sit through the whole thing with any brain cells intact.
Actually had to look up Uwe Boll to make sure he wasn't some sort of spoof film specialist or something. Before watching these, I'd never heard of the bloke. Glad to see I haven't missed anything important.
@Space Ice Would it be possible to do 'The Mummy' series (not the Tom Cruise shit). But the Brendan Frasier ones. Cheers and thanks for the content man
I think the crate full of weapons just sitting on the beach might be an homage to Zombii 3 where the main characters find a crate full of weapons with no explanation.
An Uwe Boll movie starring Steven Seagal would be the peak of film making
“Walks like a black man.. breathes like a killer” 😂
Have Neil Breen write, co-star, co-direct, with Tommy Wiseau as a producer and I'm sold
Haven't you ever watched Scooby-Doo?
Steven Seagal: "Who is this Scooby-Doo bitch? No one says their name to me twice. I'm Qui Lon Jin."
I think it would break Space Ice. A man can only take so much.
Steven Segal sits down as soon as he gets in the house of the dead, as the zombies come in he karate chops them all from the seated position
"You created it all so you could be immortal...Why?"
"To live forever."
Genius Uwe Boll.
That line is the dumbest movie line I’ve ever heard in my entire life
Well I mean, that was a dumb question too. It's obvious why he did it to be immortal
Love him or hate him, he’s spitting straight facts
Even Quentin Tarantino can't top that 🤣🤣
This is too lame even for captain obvious.
i love how space ice can review a movie that doesn't even feature steven segall and still make fun of steven segall repeatedly
Yeah, Seagal is a kind of measuring tool or a barometer,..(a dipstick, if you will)
@@adamfrost3139 And a dipshit, if you will.
@@mikehunt4986 i like the way I said it better.
@@adamfrost3139 a film directed by Uwe Boll, produced and starring Seagal with Nicolas Cage and Tommy Wisaeu Co starring. "Your tearing me APART Steven"
@@Styxswimmer 😂😂
"Not only does he not even know they're zombies, but he already had his gun out when he thought he was by himself." I love your attention to these details lol.
😂😂😂😂😂
"... but they give zero f*cks because they all watched Scooby-Doo."
By this point the whole Scooby-Doo thing has me in tears laughing.
Literally the smoothest ad transition. LMAO. I really hope this channel grows to AAA status. Deserved.
Came here to say that
I don't think there is any youtube channel that hasn't spammed that damn game that is for pay whales.
I think Raid is the perfect ad in a satirical channel like this tbh 💀
It was so good that I actually sat through the ad this time
Oh no. Not that RAID again.
I saw this in theaters and it was the best moviegoing experience I've ever had. There were like 20 people In the audience and once we all realized how awful it was, we all started loudly roasting the film and it turned into a big version of mystery science theater!
That actually sounds amazing.
I bet that was hilarious
@@gitsurfer27 Oh it was. 20 years later, my best friend and I still occasionally talk about going to see HOTD.
Uwe Boll movies play in theaters? lol
If you didn't started roasting the movie you would have never watched scooby doo
"Uwe Boll knows what his fan wants" LOL
I think he might mean me. I liked Boll for all of 5 minutes after Postal 😂
It was you
@@SpaceIce You should do reviews for blockbuster movies that flopped. Your channel will blow up exponentially. You have such a unique way of reviewing ridiculous movies, all you need is more traffic.
@@SpaceIce I feared as much. I shall see myself out
@@Tomiwa101 I think letting them do whatever the fuck they want instead of pitching shitty ideas is way better :)
When it comes to disappointing Uwe Boll never disapoints
The first line of the video is gold
Just his name sounds hilarious.
The magic of esteemed actor Jürgen Prochnow as the captain is not to be missed.
The cop asking the group why *SHE* shot the girl had me choking on my cereal
Wait.
What happened to that cop in the movie? She just randomly disappears!
@@concludedhail40 she got ripped in half by the zombies while trying to climb in through a window. She didn't die and is the only survivor, appearing in the much better sequel film... somehow. How she lived is never explained as well as other inconsistencies.
@@wiseguy01 so she gets ripped in half, and somehow survived for the second movie in which she was completely unharmed and fully in one piece?
What was the point of having her there in the first place then???
@@concludedhail40 no she was now in a wheelchair and all healed up, problem is the sequel is set like a few weeks at best after the original and so how she survived is... a mystery. Let alone how she got help before bleeding to death. She was also in the house when it blew up... doesn't make any sense.
@@wiseguy01so they left it in lmfao that's almost worse 😂😂😂
How Sega was okay with this and allowed it to happen is beyond me.
Money makes IP holders blind. movie didnt ruin the HotD video game franchise, Sega did that on their own
The game companies did not support him, they just gave him the rights to make the movie adaptations. Boll had found a technical loophole in German tax law that even if the movie he was making bombed the funding for it was covered. So the money he got for production actually went to his crew, actors, and himself. Which he was super criticized for, but he had already secured the bag for dungeon siege and blood rayne(both humongous flops).After that he kinda struggled to get funding for his movies. Picking fights with Michael Bay and Eli Roth pushed him further into obscurity.
@@RandoLePerson when the main character killed the welfare worker that was hilarious.
Imagine Uwe Boll doing a Sonic or Yakuza movie.
@@RandoLePerson agreed, it’s more like Nintendo rescued Sega from Sony. I miss the days of friendly rivalry between Nintendo and Sega. However Sega was way too thin skinned when Sony came into the market, and they lost their competitive edge. They’re having a huge surge now due to a lot of support from xbox. Just didn’t like Streets of Rage 4, it’s a good game but somehow they found a way to sap the fun out of it.
"But, Uwe Boll knows what his fan wants..."
Quite true, as Uwe Boll is Uwe Boll's only fan. 😂
I shamefully like his movies. No idea why, I'm not proud of it, I just do.
What's even more impressive is that the boat captain made it to the shore, a hundred feet away from the boat, whilst being chased by zombies AND HE MANAGED TO KEEP HIS FKING CLOTHES DRY.
“Stop being a buzzkill and be a f**king idiot like everybody else”. I was dead after that😂😅
Bro, brenden Frasier’s head absolutely killed me like I was an innocent pedestrian in a steven seagal car chase scene
It’s a reference to the movie Encino Man where they show Brandon’s frozen face
@@joshuacruz3119also, as a side note, I am a professional boat driver (colloquially a captain) and I just want the world to know that the boat captain in this movie is exactly what we all aspire to be
@@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans okay.....
This brings back the days when the Sci-fi channel would show nothing but masterpieces like these movies.
Stop insulting the SiFi channel ! ;)
@@martijn_yt You are clearly unaware of "The Asyslum" movie studio. The make absolute trash movies that look similar to blockbuster movies and the budget for the cover art is bigger than the entire production budget. The Sci-Fi channel introduced me to them, before they changed their name to the more retarded sifi channel. Space Ice should do some videos on them if he hasn't yet. They make Uwe Boll movies look like a masterpiece.
They still play terribly awesome movies to this day lol
Now that everyone's pissed off, the movie can finally end. Poetic.
Truly, the Shakespeare of our time.
That raid add was the most enthusiastically honest promo I've ever seen. Congratulations on the growth and thanks for the laughs.
Mr. Space Ice can uplift anyone's mood with hysterical levity. That voice and his antics is a slam dunk everytime. "And the head of Brendan Fraser" was outlandishly hilarious. You're a riot man. I love when he says "whatever" too.
Being a fan of the games in my younger years, I was excited to see this movie in theaters when it released. Before it was all said and done, half the audience had walked out or were just laughing at how bad it was.
It was my first time walking out of a movie. It was so bad 😂
Oh man memories. I was probably about 13 thinking this movie was gonna be bad ass. Fuck man that movie was the one that made me question my decisions about video game movies lol. It was stupid even by my standards.
Did you watched the whole movie in the theatre or you also walked out
I remember when it was in theaters for a day😂
This was in theatres? Why?😂
Hahahaha first 20 seconds got me crying " when it comes to disappointing he will never dissapoint" LMAOOOO
I injured my back earlier today, and when I heard "...the head of Brendan Fraser", I fell to my knees in horrible pain due to laughter. ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS.
I lost my shit when he said “outlet store Ethan hawke and stupid spice” lol
Not even funny
You, Space Ice, are a genius. 'Uwe Boll knows what his fan wants' (3:04). My days I laughed so hard if I were drinking something, it would've gone out all of my orifices faster than you can say 'Don't push it or I'll give you a war you wont believe', which granted, is a quite long sentence, but once you're hooked on the glory that is called Rambo, that phrase releases itself like there is no tomorrow. So happy I discovered this channel at the last quarter of 2022. Glorious man.
Imagine if Seagal can star in a movie directed by Uwe Boll... Then we get Space Ice to narrate it! Would be Oscar worthy cos he'd shit on them you'd forget about all your worries.
We also need JCVD bar dance as a cameo
That would be like dividing by 0.
@@dibassarkar2898 His cameo always elevates every video from best to masterpiece
You get that movie made. You get Ryan George to do a pitch meeting video on it. Space ice to review it. And Jason Brant with So Bad It's Good to watch it so we can watch people go through the pain
The time continuum would colapse.
Yay, first space ice video of 2023.
Oh my God it’s 2023 and you could grind meat on it!
Got to be honest…the segway into the Raid advertisement was as smooth as silk!
The perfect sponsorship for the video!
All The Space Ice does, is smooth!
I especially liked how he chaptered the video as "promotion" and "after promotion". Super convenient.
I won't support Raid Shadow Legends until Steven Seagal and his many stunt doubles becomes a Shadow Legend.
As a kid in middle school my friends and I were cracking up at this movie. We thought it was complete sh*t. I can't imagine an adult watching this movie in theaters. It was the silliest flick we've seen. And thats saying a lot.
"They start mowing through everyone like Steven Seagal at a Chinese buffet"😂😂😂😂
The best part is when the guy tries to block the doors which opens inward 🤣🤣🤣
The shot of the drunk captains boat just docked right next to them was the greatest thing I have ever seen.
lol That's nothing compared to this: th-cam.com/video/InVcH_6gWYE/w-d-xo.html
"At that exact moment their Gummy Bear juice wears off, and they're all worthless again." Dammit, got me laughing out loud at work, Ice.
"They ran out of gummi bear juice."
That was an unexpected nostalgia drop 👊.
Best part is near the end they see their friend who they thought had died and they’re so excited to see him, and then it turns out to be the bad guy who is wearing the face of their friend, and their friend is hanging upside down in the corner STILL ALIVE with his face torn off, and then as our heroes make a break for it, they toss a grenade right near their still alive and faceless friend. OUR HEROES!
And yet, Rob Schneider turning the movie down somehow made it better
lol
Rob Schneider turned down Uwe Boll's "House of the Dead" so he could star in the hit movie "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb" (Rated PG-13)
@@atomicdancer i like when he was a carrot
Funniest thing he ever did
@@atomicdancer my favorite movie
I actually sat through the whole Raid ad without fast forwarding, because I want to see this channel continue to grow. I'm kinda hooked on these videos...
A real JCVD move there!!
I sat through it because the voice over was epic
The epic voice over is the only reason to watch the ad
I would do that for pretty much any other ad except for Raid, because Raid is just pure garbage, it's everywhere, they're really militant about what kind of ads you do (you pretty much can't go off-script even a tiny bit), and their ads are so fucking loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. Of course, they pay well - because all their money goes into marketing and thinking of ways to trick people into getting addicted to the pay for win system, while absolutely nothing goes into actually developing the gameplay and improving their product. Love this channel, but I despise Raid; any other ads I couldn't care less about.
Me too
It's incredible how much passion he can convey in his narrative of any film breakdown-a man of the people.
That shit is literally art😂
0:09 I love that 😂. “When it comes to disappointing, he doesn’t disappoint.” Also, the ad was just as hilarious as the rest of the video. Good shit, man.
I didn't want this recap to end. Makes it worth it
I remember dying of laughter when I watched this as a kid. Especially the fight scene. I mean why on earth did she jump with that shotgun lmao.
She was ahead of her time cause thats some Call of Duty shit lol
@@jeremybrown9611 lmao
@@jeremybrown9611gotta get the nuke somehow
We need Uwe to make many more movies just so Space Ice can review them for us.
That a rare example of perverted logic being logically sound
He's actually announced his comeback to filmmaking after taking a few years off.
Be careful what you wish for.
@@zombiedodge1426 There goes one finger of the monkey's paw.
"Stupid Spice" made me spit out my drink, bravo as always sir.
I saw this in high school. Got stoned and went to the movie theatres. Passed tf out halfway through. Greatest nap I ever had.
I used to love House Of The Dead 2. I had it on Sega Dreamcast and I played it at my local arcade. I was so hyped for this movie. Im glad the one other person who seen it could share my disappointment with the world.
It's amazing how much you're able to convey the awfulness of this movie. Loved the gummy bear juice reference. And Brandon Frasier's head made me spit out my food 😆
The Brandon Fraiser head!!🤣☠
@Rando Persón lol. I never even noticed it thanks to auto correct.
@@RandoLePerson I had to Google, holy moly ty for that🤭😅😭
9:13 "She even activates 3 round burst mode...on a pump-action shotgun."
Well, of course! She watched Scooby-Doo.
Please never change I love this channel. Listen to all your videos on repeat at work. Thanks for making work more fun!
He turns janky movies into pure joy.
"Uwe Boll knows what his FAN wants"🤣 This throwaway line is the reason we all love SpaceIce
Only discovered your channel last year no idea how considering I've watched YTP, Screen Junkies and all sorts. It was to accommodate my dry and taboo dark sense of humour regarding movies and shows with something different. You've become one of my favourite TH-camrs coming into 2023.👍
In the description: "The Uwe Boll disaster of a movie known as 'House of the Dead' is an irredeemable mess that even Rob Schneider was offended when he was offered the role of the house." 🤣
Uwe Boll needs to direct Steven Seagal. Imagine the worlds colliding!
with Hulk Hogan as the the partner. throw in Mel Gibson or Tom cruise , it'll be a film masterpiece. maybe Morgan Freeman can voiceover a SpaceIce Seagal movie review
The world would END if that happened...
Hilarious 😆
Lmao I remember seeing this in the theater with my friends drunk as hell 🤣 we were laughing the whole time.
Pity it never had the commentary as well.
Do COCAINE when watching this movie.
“After they kill all the zombies, they continue to do smart things…”
*dude drinks from a flask*
That made me laugh way harder than it should have
By far my favorite youtube channel. I've told my family and friends that when i die i want you to speak at my funeral.
Uwe Boll truly is a gift to humanity.
Satan sent him...
@@thedragonlee76 in that case Satan needs to bless us and send more Uwe Bolls.
Truly a gift to tax dodging
I think you meant to say "grift"
Dollar Store Andrew Garfield making some poor decisions the whole movie, but somehow worked for him in the end.
I was looking for this comparison
Uwe Boll & Neil Breen are fast becoming my favourite worst movie creators thanks for this channel. I mean, give Neil a $100 budget & he’ll come out with a full 90 minute film 💀😂 We need a film starring Seagal, Produced by Neel Breen & directed by Uwe Boll 💀
I think that unlocks some apocalyptic prophecy
@@jaybirdjargon the movie that will end reality as we know it 😂
I demand that you apologize for coming up with that idea!!
The head of Brendan Frasier --> holy shite that made me laugh 🤣 10:38
2:07 "It was always a harmless old man in a suit"
HARMLESS? Isnt that Bill Gates? That guy is pure weevil
This channel and Redeye Reviews are the two best/funniest review channels on TH-cam and criminally underrated
Red eye dude isnt funny but he picks good films to review
@@winstonwolfwhiteshoes well, I think he's hilarious, especially when he does his Stallone impression
I remember watching this with my mom when it came out. She was like, "so, the game that this is based off of is fun? People like it?"🤣🤣🤣
@captain awesome Nah, I remember they tried tying Curian in somewhere, in the narrative either at the beginning or end. That was the only thing that had connection.
@@kevlarvest7375 you forgot the in game footage Boll threw in
@@harveylong5878 yeah, I guess that counts. It's cheap, but sure
@captain awesome And terrible acting.
You know it’s going to be good when Ron Howard’s brother shows up.
Another Space Ice production, pure comedy gold 😂- the plot of this Bollwerk was somehow more coherent than any Seagal movie, though ...
Mate, your content is absolutely legendary. Please don't stop :D
I watched this movie at my local mall theater during the matinee showing while I was waiting all day for repairs on my car in the shop. I knew it was bad, but I didn't want to wander the mall all day.
I didn't think it'd be anywhere close to as bad as it was. There's quite a few straight to video movies that were far better than this movie. The only thing I remembered about this movie before the video was how the characters at the end just started sacrificing themselves for no reason. The movie wanted a sole survivor, but was too lazy to come up with ways to kill off the rest of the cast.
Uwe Boll movies is like looking at a car crash. You know it's bad and terrible but curiosity still draws you in to want and go see it.
Rampage is good.
I worked my tail end off this week. This was exactly what I needed to see after coming home after another hard day. Space Ice delivers as always. Thanks a million!
Hustle up my guy! 🎉 keep it up!
Space Ice makes even Raid Shadow Legends ads epic!
"they will kill you for no resson and you have to respect that" was my favorite raids promo ever
”Outlet store Ethan Hawke” 😂😂😂 how can you come up with golden lines such as this in every single video?!
I have been mentioning your channel in other comments. Hopefully more people can get involved in this awesomeness.
Prop to my man for being so reliably consistent with his uploading of new content.
Show of hands for anyone who knows ANY other creator with enough style that the ads are as entertaining as the content. I'll wait. BIG note to all sponsors out there. You go, Space Ice.
Calebcity is phenomenal.
@@scowlistic W reply
@@pepebeezon772 "Historian's"? Yep. Regardless, as they say: "It's all in the delivery." Dude.
Flashgitz
They start mowing threw zombies like Steven Seagal does at a Chinese buffet dam your cold 😂
I just remembered the boat captain was in the original movie version of Dune. I want to say he was a priest in another movie but I'm not sure. He's probably done lots of stuff but never anything where I was like, " Oh yeah it's that guy. This is gonna be a great movie." BTW, your videos got me into a Seagal rabbit hole. Allegedly he's pretty closely connected to a lot of nefarious stuff. I mean besides his own behavior and things we aren't allowed to say that you shouldn't be doing to anyone but apparently happens a lot in Hollywood. Those Harvey Weinstein kinda things. Hearing you scorch that schmuck makes me laugh. Keep it up.
Might be a late comment but he was also the Uboat Captain from Das Boot, and his name is Jurgen something
@@legiovictrix5118Jürgen Prochnow
Jurgen Prochnov. He was also in Judge Dredd, where, curiously, Rob Schneider co-stars
You really love Seagal don't you?
He gets a mention even when his movie is not being reviewed.
P.S. your epicness has forced me to turn on the bell icon :)
I'm just hoping he'll notice me
@@SpaceIce keep this up and he will
@@SpaceIce I have no doubt that one day he will BUT what if he comes after you?
@@stealthattack2209 just walk up a few steps. If you cant find higher ground and he uses akido, dont flip yourself like his other opponents. Even if he pays you.
@@gapsule2326 You mean Slapkido
"outlet store Ethan Hawke & Stupid Spice" I haven't laughed that hard in years! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Easily the funniest shadow raid ad I've ever seen. Plus the epic transition into the ad for no reason at all!! I still have no idea what this game is about but it's awesome!!
I actually saw this movie on purpose because I have these moments of self loathing, and watching bad movies is how I punish myself. This thing looks like it was shot in a weekend. If zombies were real I get the feeling this movie shows what Fyre Festival would have turned into.
I replayed this 10:08 about a dozen times because every "actor" in that little blip of zombies running around was hilariously bad. Should have highlighted this more!
This dude’s videos are so awesome, I don’t even fast forward through the ad promotions he does at the beginning
Is the captain of the ship in this film as the same captain in Das Boot? That's epic but incredibly sad at the same time.
It is even hinted at in the film when they first meet him.
Yep! Same cap and all. I can't believe he even agreed to be a part of this mess.
Yes, Jürgen Prochnow.
A low budget American B movie likely pays better than a German prestige film.
I noticed it too!
"But Uwe Boll knows what his FAN wants" LMFAO
I can't believe you took a sponsorship from RAID... But well... you've always showed a lot of love for real crap! :D
The guy is so good at trolling that I don't even get mad at another Raid Shadow Legends ad
To this day this movie remains the only film I've ever walked out of before it ended. And I was so close to the end too LMAO
But didn't you want to see the badass swordfight that had been foreshadowed???
@@toweypat Perhaps he was repelled by Brendan Fraser's head.
@@DamnPictures Poor Brendan :(
For me that's Chariots of Fire. Could not take it.
Just like Seagal, we need more videos about other Uwe Boll "classics" like FarCry and the Rampage trilogy.
Postal?
Alone in the dark
He did Alone in the Dark
I was fortunate enough to walk out of this movie with my father. Its a memory i will never forget, we didnt even want our money back.
This Uwe Boll movie is so bad, you won't want your money back!
Your reviews keeps getting better and better, Thanks👏
I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking the graveyard shootout was one of the coolest things I'd ever seen. Now I'm not even sure I could sit through the whole thing with any brain cells intact.
Whenever this guy uploads he doesn't just make my day, he makes my week.
Legit man, his jokes is so memorable that I can watch one of his videos in Monday and still laugh until Monday of next week
"and she even shoots fire, just like in real life!" Bahahaha the promotion killed me, that's the way to do it
Actually had to look up Uwe Boll to make sure he wasn't some sort of spoof film specialist or something.
Before watching these, I'd never heard of the bloke.
Glad to see I haven't missed anything important.
"Uwe Boll knows what his fan wants" - just a genius line. God I love this channel so much.
I was literally laughing out loud this entire movie when I unfortunately saw it in theaters
They showed this crap in theater? The owner should be arrested.
Did the same here in Mexico back in the day, fortunately went with a bunch of mates, lot of laughs. However, never watched again ajajajajjaja
@Space Ice Would it be possible to do 'The Mummy' series (not the Tom Cruise shit). But the Brendan Frasier ones.
Cheers and thanks for the content man
"They found out it was far worse than old man McGregor." 😂
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"Stupid Spice." 😂😂
"At that exact moment in their Gummi Bear juice wears off"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the crate full of weapons just sitting on the beach might be an homage to Zombii 3 where the main characters find a crate full of weapons with no explanation.
@6:21 this turns into Das Boot meets Dawn of the Dead and is momentarily awesome. 🤣