Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will) | Perfect Person Ep. 44
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- Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo.
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
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I feel like I don’t remember a time when this podcast wasn’t a part of my Wednesday and realized we’re nearly at episode 50. And nothing but hits. Love you Miles and all your merry pals
Thanks for listening to the show!! It’s a delight to know I’m a part of your Wednesday routine!
Will pitching sound bites that don’t land was straight gold 😂💗
I need a shirt that says “WRECKINGBALL CREW” with cursive soft “ciao” on it
The wrecking ball crew is always giving maximum tee hee energy
As a married person with my parents being the bad grandparents, every in-law issue is actually a spouse/partner issue. I know my parents are crazy. I am their connection to my nuclear family, so it is my responsibility to verbalize ours boundaries.
If one of my parents said to us "hey, bring the kid over to my house so we can see him", I wouldn't expect my spouse to have to tell them no. It's my time to step in and say "No, you have a hoarder house with 7+ cats. We can meet at a public venue instead."
The caller's husband should've stepped up and said "Mom, we talked about this yesterday. We wanted to have family time just us at the zoo. Maybe we can meet up for lunch, but you can go ahead and enjoy your solo zoo time and we're going to have a family day just the 3 of us." It is not the caller's job to manage HIS parents.
Maybe it's the tism, but I don't understand how every adult child of crazy parents doesn't immediately understand this dynamic. Your parents are pushing boundaries and overbearing and you don't like it. Why subject your loved ones to the same toxic dynamic?
Yes. This is very important. My parents don't listen to me, but I am still the one who has to set the boundary with them initially - they listen to my partner, but I have to be the one to set the boundary so my parents cannot say that my partner is causing division or something like that. In the past, my partner has wanted to help and step in for me, but that led to my parents thinking that my partner was being controlling - we had to learn that if I set the boundaries initially and my partner then backs me up... that's just a partner being supportive and it's harder for them to spin that negatively. Honestly - I don't think they ever really thought my partner was being controlling - but if they pretend they feel that way it gives them an excuse to stomp the boundary - aka, "MY child doesn't actually agree to that boundary their spouse made for me so I don't have to follow it." They know that's not true, but they think it gives them plausible deniability.
If you have boundary stomping parents, you have to think about how things are framed and what information is shared SO much more carefully than with normal people. It can be exhausting.
What’s crazy is using your codependent mother/mother in law to get your child care needs met and paying her dust lol. I totally understand crazy family but in this case she doesn’t seem crazy and overbearing, but needy and bad judgment because she’s not focused on self care. The husband’s not setting it straight because he knows he’s exploiting her generosity and prolly feels guilty but wants to save money. People, please do not use your unhealthy family members as a resource.
My solution in my immediate family has been me as a sibling be the voice of reason. My brother and I have overbearing parents. I don't give two poops about confrontation or creating chaos within the fam. My older brother is not confrontational. So when something happens or he wants to set a boundary I bring it up with examples and no direct affiliation to him of what my parents can and can't do as in laws. So if there's that sibling dynamic I say use it.
The energy of this trio is me and my sister 8 years old sharing a bedroom staying up past bedtime and giggling every time we look at each other because mom has come in the room 5 times yelling at us to shut up and go to bed but we're delirious and slap happy and can't stop looking at each other and laughing
This is the most accurate description. A+ ⭐️
exactly
Rainie has the makings for a fantastic, lifelong, journalistic career. She has only just started to tap her interview skills and I am excited to see where she goes. Miles and Will are great too (DUH, we all know this and they should know it too), but Rainie deserves all sorts of praise!
Seriously. She’s so one of a kind- just so incredibly chaotic and compassionate and I NEVER know what’s going to come out of her mouth. I can’t believe I didn’t think about how excited I am to see what she does with the rest of her career until I saw this comment! Because she’s just ICONIC! Maybe I never thought about the future because she just so embodies being so in the moment I can’t even think of outside the moment while thinking of her 😂
I was just watching the old Rainie and Will episodes to fill the void so this notification made my day😫
Rainie and Will episodes are always my fav!!
i cannot believe how iconic this episode is; ciao AND “you talkin to me willis?!?” i love it sm🫶🏼🫶🏼 truly one of my favorite videos that exists rn on the platform ACTUALLY i come back every few days
"we would never stop a woman from speaking on this show" i love Will
16:19 “it’s about saving time”
… as Will crunches through 1/3 of the run time trying to save time.
Never change. Flop after flop. I love you for it.
Miles, when you’re sweet and encouraging to Raine and you can tell how much it means to her and how much you admire each other it makes me want to cry.
most episodes of perfect person i click on because i’m excited to hear the advice. when rainie and will are on, i click to hear the absolutely unhinged conversations that happen in between and before the calls
For the dealer bf: tell your parents that he only deals to people he knows and he does it bc he’s worried they’ll end up with a dealer who cuts their weed with something dangerous. Then get them to watch John Malaneys new special as he apparently had that be a thing.
Smart! It’s important to have a reliable dealer. Fentanyl overdose is so scary
I’m five months behind on the pod and hearing Miles saying that he hopes that 10 years from now he can be his own boss, now that he already is, made me so emotional. So happy for you building the sweet little life you enjoy
commenting because my roommate lost his key three times in one year: the 325$ is billed as the cost of replacing the locks on the door, a safety measure so that your lost key cant be used by a stranger to enter your room. telling them that your backpack was stolen will ensure you get charged for the lock replacement, lying that it fell somewhere unrecoverable is a slightly safer bet.
many colleges also use a key logging system with a serial number printed on the key, so they can tell if the one you return at the end of the year is a copy. worth a shot but turning in a copy of the key at the end of the year may get you fined anyway.
i really recommend taking your key and getting it copied the first day of class, then using the copy all year and keeping the original in a safe place. if you lose the copy, you still have the og so don’t have to worry about getting charged.
please dont lose your key three times and have your poor roommate on the hook for paying for it😭
The “hack” at my college was copying your key at a machine instead of at a shop if it said do not replicate lol
I love how goofy Miles gets when he's with the wrecking ball crew 🤣
Rainie is literally SO funny even when she’s not trying
Rainie has SO much support behind her podcast career already. She’ll be able to do anything she wants to do creatively and we’re all gonna rally behind.
Every guest should add something to the soundboard, that way when you are by yourself you can have all the guests
Listening through these episodes for the first time in reverse order, and finding the origins of Ciao AND “you talkin to me Willis” in the same episode is breathtaking
For the Mother in Law boundary thing - you also need to gauge if she'll stop giving free babysitting if you set boundaries, and if she does, could you afford that? Because if not, have your husband set gentle boundaries but largely just do not offer details. Like, "Hey! You can have a day off because we have the opportunity to take off from work and have time alone with our child(ren)!" If she asks what you plan to do with them just lie by omission - say you haven't set solid plans yet, but you're very excited to *spend time alone with your child(ren).* Reinforce that fact over and over again because she cannot take offense to it without sounding like an asshole, and also by reinstating that you don't get enough *time alone with your child(ren)* it makes it rude on her side to offer up plans that include her. She can't show up to plans she doesn't know about.
The way I’m cackling at the final CIAO 😂😂😂
Wrecking Ball Crew: The Final Ciao - coming to a theater near YOU
@@PerfectPerson everyone scratch the ten year plan, this is IT NOW!!!
If MIL is a mentally healthy enough, you say hey can we talk about what happened at the zoo. It was an important day but I realize we didn't ask you if there were any special plans you had in mind. We appreciate you so much and this is such a gift for the baby that you can be here and help us. It's hard for us to miss out on so much time with our kid and need some time when it's just the 3 of and eventually the 4 of us. But that is about us not you. Because we don't want you to think it is about not wanting you around just about creating our own moments with babies.
My mom want mentally healthy enough to listen to this so eventually shit went badly but it would have been the convo I would have wanted to have
37:31 Rainie's wheeze made me wheeze 😂 god I love the wrecking ball crew
"You talkin to me, Willis?!" 18:10 ❤
I have had plenty of keys with "Do Not Copy" duplicated at local and big box hardware stores. It's worth trying, the worst thing they can say is "No."
Me at 0:00:01: this is going to be a perfect episode
omg your dynamic is flawless you guys. If I had to choose my favorite Will phrase it might be from Ep.25 after your compliment circle when he said "this is really sweet, my friends are picking me up to go to Avatar", that really stayed with me
Will doesnt have a segment, he has a slayyygment
The wrecking ball crew will always be my favorite guests on the pod, i laugh so hard every time theyre on
I have watched this four times since it came out and it never gets any less funny. Thank you Miles, for giving us all something full of joy to come back to when we need.
Just noticed the little Miles in the TURB figurine back there. V cute.
How did they not dig into the idea that will thinks gunshots sound like farts. Imagine being at a shooting range and instead of hearing "bam! bam! bam!" you heard "phbbt! squelch! blaarrp!" instead??
Farting Range TM
THE DO NOT COPY/REPLICATE ON KEYS IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING AND MOST HARDWARE STORES WILL STILL COPY IT FOR YOU AND IT COSTS LIKE 5$ I know because i also had to copy a key from a roommate after I lost one rather than face the $75 fee on my rental contract and Ace Hardware did it nbd
natural healthy merch when
I love Will’s show and tell energy 11:06
The joy this pod brings me is unreal
In another life raine is a therapist bc she is very good at knowing what to ask people
I’m back again to say - I absolutely love this pod! But my fav has to be the wrecking ball crew
For the zoo story: guilt trip the grandma. Just say "well it isn't fair to the other grandparents if you're getting a whole extra day at the zoo, when we all met up yesterday! Also, you're getting to see her every workday, you're already clocking in so much quality time! You deserve a day off. Also, here's money to take our daughter to the zoo next time you're babysitting."
But also Miles' comment of "why don't we meet up at lunch, we're going to the zoo now"(or however he phrased it) is a great one.
Also also grandma should get paid something for her babysitting. That way you don't feel as guilty setting boundaries when she oversteps for feeling like she's 'owed' something.
I LOOOOOVE Rainie’s giggle soooo much!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
The ending?! Beautiful. Unmatched. ✨PERFECTION✨
Rainey I will subscribe to whatever pod you start❤
miles these 3 are the best group for the podcast there will ever be
I’m only 20 mins in and laughing so hard. I love this trio 😂😂
i had to pause so many times because i was laughing so hard, love the wrecking ball crew!
I feel so happy I just found the you talking to me Willis origin
I'm having a really really hard day and I needed the wrecking ball crew today.
Cold brew is actually better for your tummy. Some people get an upset stomach from hot coffee. I love both! My caffeine addiction totally allows for a cold brew leaving me feel pretty normal.
Edit: OMG I could not imagine living in a state where weed is illegal! It's freaking ridiculous for people to go to jail over that.
It takes me forever to wash my hair and I dread doing it every other day, but whenever your podcast comes out I'm always excited to wash my hair since I get to listen in on your shenanigans! Thanks for turning a boring chore into something fun :^D
Already giving a thumbs up before I watch because it’s the best trio ever 🎉
This podcast is my cosmic clarity
chowwwww
the hot vs cold coffee, and hot lemon water comments SENT me 🤣 You guys are so chaotic and I love it
I can't pick a favourite episode, every one is a smash. Rainie has such a bright future ahead of her- I want her to make this podcast!
😂😂 absolutely love these episodes with the wrecking ball crew .😂😂The three of you are great together. A regularly monthly visit would be great. It seems like that's what it's been lately. #Milesnation
Miles and Rainie never seeing the "who do you think you are I am" meme is crazy
The synchronized "Ciao" at the end killed me!!! 😂☠😂
Now my 10 year plan is to find my own wrecking ball crew!
just five minutes in and the silliness is off the charts!!!
I watch this show to go to sleep (NL) but it’s really hard with rainie & will because I keep laughing with them 🤣 Boots on the ground always the best cohosts w Sarah ofcourse
Ahhh! Yelled in my cubicle when I saw the new episode with Rainie, Will, and Miles. 😂
You should do one day a week with the recking ball crew to make sure the people get their favorites ❤️
to the key caller - my sophomore year roomie did lose her key and what we did to avoid the $300-something fee was go to a locksmith in the suburbs of our city and make a copy of my key 👀 couldn't agree more with will's words that the exorbitant fee is just a deterrent for college students ... they really don't *need* that money to replace the key (bc copying or replacing keys is NOT expensive) so i encourage you to lie, scam, sob, scream, weep, and/or karen your way out of losing $300!!!
BAGUETTE SISTERS LOLLL
The best part was the end where everyone manifested to where they see themselves in 10 years. I too would like to" Dictate my life in way it is relaxed" see this for you and myself!!..Thanks for a great show!!!
2 seconds in and my mid-week just got better and MORE perfect!!!!
omg i also had a rainie moment where i had only towel on and no key to my room. i had to wait for the MAINTENANCE man, i was so uncomfortable 😖 wish it was a hot zach instead
@58:05 "LET HER TALK!' "We would never silence a woman on this podcast" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm just out here waiting to have some conundrum so I have an excuse to call Miles
I love Wednesdays! Such a fun episode every single week! Thanks Wrecking Ball Crew 💀
two jessie pinkman references in one podcast, what a treat lol
I can't believe Will missed september 5
Rainie is right there's like a tiktok trend song that starts w that reverby fart
Thanks for always posting podcasts when Im about to sleep after nightshift. #ComfortPods🥰🥰
another perfect episode
CIAO 😂😂😂
Miles are you doing anything to celebrate the perfect person pod 1 year anniversary coming up soon?
The lack of hype for "Who do you think you are I am!!" Was disappointing 😅😂
naturalhealthy is The new goop and that's base
Whoohoo can't wait to watch!🎉😁
Man this mother in law thing - I have a story lol
When I was in the hospital going through surgery and having a c section, my mother in law drives to the hospital without saying anything. And I had told my boyfriend that I didn’t want any visitors bc it was like 11pm. luckily my bf let her know we weren’t going to take visitors but she was very upset and threw it in his face later on. Idk i have a hard time be honest and having boundaries bc I want her to like me since we are going to be in our life’s forever. Idk rant over 😂
I started listening to this podcast ab a month ago and have been going through a few eps a week ever since. It never fails to make me giggle and the chemistry you have with literally every guest and caller is so palpable! I enjoy every ep even if I don’t know the guests beforehand. This is refreshingly different from other pods I listen to, and I love it!! 🫶🏼
I really need to stop listening to this at work lmao
This one must’ve been tough. I’ve been laughing the whole time😂
“I need to go sign out”
As a European, I support the movement of The Wrecking Ball Crew appropriating European aspects. Will in a beret is mandatory.
for the key-- ive absolutely duplicated keys that said dont duplicate. more than once. at different shops. the lock shop people do not care at all lol just do that :)
Will is so babygirl 🥰
About the key situation.
Put a random key into the lock and break it and then if you mess up the lock good enough you can hav them replace the lock and they give you a new key . That what my roommate did and she just got dirty looks but she didn’t care
Miles would still wear jeans in his own sauna
Cold brew is my go-to cold coffee drink, largely because I'm trying to limit my sugar intake. It's a tolerable form of black coffee. I need to lose more weight before folks swear it off entirely, lol.
Has miles yet heard "M to the power of will- splish splash im taking a bath w ur mom- from the album future bath tub sounds" ? Discerning fans need to know.
Go to a Minute key machine and make a copy. It doesn’t read the do not duplicate just reads the teeth of the key
Will suggested to lie about being an aspiring painter as if conservatives don’t also dislike the arts 😂
I love Will with my whole heart. With that said, he should be fired for those sound board suggestions.
Okay quick side note... is that a phone with the nativity scene on it??
Another RA moment😎
Sound boards aren’t my favorite, I like the banter best