stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) | Perfect Person Ep. 63

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  • @PerfectPerson
    @PerfectPerson  ปีที่แล้ว +15

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  • @angiealpizar8508
    @angiealpizar8508 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I love how Miles learns new things about Sarah every time she's on the pod

  • @singleparentspodcast
    @singleparentspodcast ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Perfect Person Caller Bingo!
    1. The caller is a female in her early 20’s/in college
    2. The caller will be high
    3. The caller will start off the phone call by saying “Oh my god!”
    4. The call will be about a relationship
    5. The caller will need to sneak away to have the conversation

    • @amandahayes2306
      @amandahayes2306 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All of thee above

    • @alyssabeauferry9219
      @alyssabeauferry9219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone that comments suggestions, I'll add them!

    • @fauxgothgirlfriend
      @fauxgothgirlfriend ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The caller will reveal information that changes everything
      The caller has a friend there with them
      The caller doesn't know the guest

    • @EvWuzhere
      @EvWuzhere ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not a caller specific bingo, but
      1.the guest will ask if the piano track in get real loops or not (fake fans) and
      2. Miles does some sort of karate maneuver to turn the light back on

    • @kathulaluna
      @kathulaluna ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The caller is at work

  • @vonnbeaulieu5967
    @vonnbeaulieu5967 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    A MILES AND SARAH EPISODE 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @m0derately.g0th
      @m0derately.g0th ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my favorite straight people

    • @tjohnson9192
      @tjohnson9192 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite episodes are the ones with Sarah 💛

  • @pd94832
    @pd94832 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Miles fully loving, supporting, and cheerleading for past Sarah as she re-lives an embarrassing situation with previous guy is really the truest of true loves.

  • @JigglesBunny
    @JigglesBunny ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Sarah lore drops this episode were absolutely fucking insane.

  • @Seetheairahhh
    @Seetheairahhh ปีที่แล้ว +110

    1:01:34 "I didn't mean to!" "I feel sooooo bad :(((("
    MILES we have seen you hang up on people early multiple times for giggles, and now you're FRONTING because your wife is here.

  • @jennyhatton1114
    @jennyhatton1114 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I LOVE how empathetic and gentle Miles is with Sarah. 🥰 my favorite couple!

    • @jessikapallares3483
      @jessikapallares3483 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg I also noticed this! its so sweet to see how a person interacts with someone they genuinely love 🥺

  • @courtney1629
    @courtney1629 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Sarah is such a girls girl. What a queen

  • @treblemaker33
    @treblemaker33 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Sarah should be on this every week, honestly.

  • @kayleanash6286
    @kayleanash6286 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Sarah has lived a million lives and I love her stories

  • @sarahiserna3548
    @sarahiserna3548 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’m Sarah pissing on a guys doorstep to avenge my friend 🤣 miles had me rolling

  • @TheShauNanigans
    @TheShauNanigans ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I don't understand how this podcast isn't already at 100,000 subscribers.

    • @zoeyjones7496
      @zoeyjones7496 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here it’s too funny. They should post shorts

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @zoeyjones7496 that honestly could help a lot. And Miles could easily piece random bits of conversation together to make really funny TikToks and things like that.

  • @alli_sonc
    @alli_sonc ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i LOOOVE when the caller starts whispering and sarah and miles start whispering

    • @kstrongtree22
      @kstrongtree22 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too!

    • @blackandblue_13
      @blackandblue_13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it’s the same vibes as sharing secrets at a sleepover :)

  • @KristinaRaqs
    @KristinaRaqs ปีที่แล้ว +71

    haha, I love that Sarah is on board with robbery LOL She's such a trip_ I loveee her

  • @averymccarthy5228
    @averymccarthy5228 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sarah talking about return day including iced coffee and girl math making me think I have never had a unique experience because I am having exactly this day every couple of months. retuuuuurn day!

  • @emilykleiber5086
    @emilykleiber5086 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Sarah is so real about the highs/lows of motherhood! Love listening to the episodes with her while I’m sitting on the couch with my newborn feeling like I’m going crazy 😅 solidarity sister!!

  • @clarescherer4133
    @clarescherer4133 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Umm going to need a formal apology for hanging up on me so quickly. Currently debating whether to smash that like button now😔

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  ปีที่แล้ว +111

      We tried to call you back!!! haha i cut it out of the episode because you didn't pick up, but an attempt was MADE. Thanks so much for talking to us!!

    • @clarescherer4133
      @clarescherer4133 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Well shit, def smashing the like button now. Thanks for calling me back!!♥️♥️

  • @haileyjane9742
    @haileyjane9742 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the sarah lore we got this episode is insane

  • @kassiehamilton5880
    @kassiehamilton5880 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    im so jealous of both miles and sarah because after the podcast ends they get to like live their lives with each other and they both seem like such awesome people

  • @Hnbryan
    @Hnbryan ปีที่แล้ว +64

    STAHHPPPP!! Clicked so fast as soon as I saw Sarah was on this episode!! Honestly she needs her own podcast

  • @montipage1872
    @montipage1872 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I also can’t remember phrases to save my life. The first time I said ‘Don’t shoot a gift horse in the mouth’ my husband was horrified.

    • @bee-om2ry
      @bee-om2ry 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Absolutely putting this in my vernacular

    • @toastandlove
      @toastandlove 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My husband said “don’t bite a gift horse” and I was like “are you out here biting horses?”

  • @megan55121
    @megan55121 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sarah saying she is proud of Miles filled me with so much joy and I’m not even Miles ❤😊

  • @Snuggbug
    @Snuggbug ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This will always be the glue keeping my life together

  • @sumaraahmad5567
    @sumaraahmad5567 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    HAHA Sarah's sudden reveal of peeing in front an ex's house was too hilarious

  • @samjfern
    @samjfern ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ngl sarah could have her own podcast with all of stories lmao I'm always TUNED IN for the tea

  • @logonlj12
    @logonlj12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Literally Howdy" is the greatest thing I have heard come out of Miles mouth

  • @meij_musicenthusiast
    @meij_musicenthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The marine biologist’s story is insane. I currently LIVE on a sailboat with with my boyfriend who I moved in with after like three weeks of dating, sooo… good luck, girl!

  • @rachelpdmusic
    @rachelpdmusic ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A new Sarah and Miles episode?? What a good day

  • @jessikapallares3483
    @jessikapallares3483 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I absolutely love the fact that you keep the footage in of you re-turning on the light sensory with your whole body LMAOO. really adds to the podcast for me hehe. Love the show!! have a great day :)

  • @kassiehamilton5880
    @kassiehamilton5880 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i clicked the original video and was distraught when it no longer existed, i think im emotionally attached to this show

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  ปีที่แล้ว +19

      haha my apologies! exporting error, gotta keep the uploads PERFECT. Thanks for watching!

    • @sarahlagos3269
      @sarahlagos3269 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!

  • @daydreaam473
    @daydreaam473 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's only one person I enjoy watching more than Miles and that's Miss Sarah

  • @BaddeGrasse
    @BaddeGrasse ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who came from a mum who thought everything was easy (because she wasnt fully aware of her responsibilities) im so very glad to hear Sarah express what she needs to about how hard it is to raise a kid ❤

  • @jjunture
    @jjunture ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So… Sarah is everyone’s hero, right? I’m pretty sure that was the takeaway lesson from today.

  • @dorkaballa-johnson1214
    @dorkaballa-johnson1214 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I comment this every time sarah is on the how but she is seriously my all time favorite guest ever

  • @pike31
    @pike31 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Miles, please do this show as long as possible lol even when you’re like 75

  • @mel.bon12
    @mel.bon12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the fact that Sarah had similar situation to each call🫶🏼hahaha I love her!

  • @daniellekirsch5402
    @daniellekirsch5402 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive been binge watching... you guys are so friggin cute! I obviously dont know you... but this relationship seems so, so healthy and open and honest and loving and wonderful.

  • @RebekahFinley
    @RebekahFinley ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sarah’s The Yellow Wallpaper reference was perfect

  • @TippiTappi
    @TippiTappi ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I had a prediction that every caller was going to freak when they heard Sarah was on, aaaand I was right! She's our pod bff. Yes I am proclaiming that on behalf of everyone.

  • @clenelyn
    @clenelyn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SARAH!!! *uproarious applause*

  • @zoeyjones7496
    @zoeyjones7496 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok this episode has me actually laughing out Loud into the universe 😭 tht caller and the commentary was great

  • @JohnSmith-gf6jt
    @JohnSmith-gf6jt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sarah coming through with "can't sit in a chair normally" representation 46:29

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love when two perfect people come together ❤❤

  • @miss_ayla
    @miss_ayla ปีที่แล้ว

    Hearing Sarah talking about just how difficult it is to be a mother is so endearing to me. I don't have children yet but I really enjoy listening to all of the different experiences that parents go through, and Sarah isn't any less of a mother for finding the whole process super difficult.

  • @penguinbutters
    @penguinbutters ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Miles, being an ambivert (an extravert and an intravert) is a thing😊

  • @katiedrago1961
    @katiedrago1961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s so hard as a parent, to talk about something that you’re struggling with, and have the other person’s response be how much they love their child. It’s like the two of you are having completely different conversations, but you also feel like you have to apologize for what you’ve just said.

  • @kristenalston1190
    @kristenalston1190 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You two are a match made in heaven and I love listening to you guys talk!!🤗👏🏽❤

  • @alexpython7858
    @alexpython7858 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    miles raving over trader joe’s in both episodes this week😂

  • @makenziegleason5737
    @makenziegleason5737 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SARAH IS AN S TIER GUEST OMG I LOVE HER

  • @francis2fly
    @francis2fly ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yay! I love when Sarah is on!

  • @riot.poof99
    @riot.poof99 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "you have my scarf"
    admit it Miles, it was Taylor Swift and "All Too Well" was about you.

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay it’s time the truth came out

  • @itsjess1046
    @itsjess1046 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Sarah so fkn much. “I’m on your side”

  • @annaford837
    @annaford837 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last 5 mins or so was SO SWEET OMG YOU GUYS

  • @Ratlover3333
    @Ratlover3333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First time watching the TH-cam version, love the set, totally fire

  • @andrewtheidea
    @andrewtheidea ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Baby wake up, new perfect person episode!!!

  • @iman81369
    @iman81369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am in the midst of an existential crisis but somehow you two together on the pod makes it all okay♥️

  • @sarahofalltradespod
    @sarahofalltradespod ปีที่แล้ว +4

    btw…. i’m gonna need a reading of that script on the patreon!!! i just started a creative writing grad program and holy shit!!!! my world has been rocked. i have never been so chaotic. i need to know how to become perfect at grad school like stat

    • @sarahofalltradespod
      @sarahofalltradespod ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is so much going on in my life i feel like i could have my own episode of this show at this point

    • @jackl8025
      @jackl8025 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which grad program?

  • @amyvillanueva6774
    @amyvillanueva6774 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Trader Joe frozen rice is the ONLY rice my 3 kids will eat lol it’s perfection.

  • @cassidysummers6913
    @cassidysummers6913 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Miles, you’re great in so many ways but I love your wife hahaha 😂

  • @irisbaez9852
    @irisbaez9852 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was soo hilarious. And oh Sarah, I feel bad. Omg. Lol.

  • @tirzah9929
    @tirzah9929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sarah episodes are the best episodes

  • @WHALEx3
    @WHALEx3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how the first caller was basically their own therapist.

  • @alyslamy
    @alyslamy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sarah is my spirit animal I need to channel her when I'm down I love her so much 😍😂

  • @spaghettihater933
    @spaghettihater933 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The funniest part of the get real music is that he could just make a longer mix but just doesn’t xD

    • @patiencekillz
      @patiencekillz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same with the motion sensor light

  • @patiencekillz
    @patiencekillz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we were blessed with so many sarah stories this episode omg

  • @emeebee3827
    @emeebee3827 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    +++ for sarah’s returns day idea! tbh i recently bought some stuff i didn’t really want or need, just to get myself to return it, bc it would get me out of the apartment and exploring the new area i just moved to. and yknow what? success. i found a great mall and did some other minor shopping that paid off big time.

  • @Lukabooga
    @Lukabooga ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GOOOOOD MORNING, PERFECT PEOPLE

  • @Namite0001
    @Namite0001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    is it weird that even as a patron, i listen to the episode on patreon then youtube? 😂

  • @champagnemami4044
    @champagnemami4044 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m obsessed with Sarah

  • @miss_ayla
    @miss_ayla ปีที่แล้ว

    ALSO idk what was happening with my TH-cam subscription but I only just saw this episode, and I don't want you to think that people aren't clicking because it's a Sarah episode.

  • @michelleolson.
    @michelleolson. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i swear i'm not blowing smoke when i say this but it's actually unbelievable to me that any man rejected Sarah she is so gd beautiful like what

  • @darkstark907
    @darkstark907 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not me getting cut off 5 mins into the original upload and waiting here like a puppy for the re-upload

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaah thanks for coming back!!

  • @alouise22
    @alouise22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SARAH EPISODE RAHHHHHHH 🎉🦅

  • @notmn8210
    @notmn8210 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    sarah is so me oh my fucking god - i support women’s rights AND wrongs!

  • @mel.bon12
    @mel.bon12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want to be Sarah when I grow up!
    She seems to be doing the mom thing so well, knowing when she needs to go out and be her own person. I barely getting there and my daughter I almost two.. love y’all 🫶🏼

  • @cloudybo5555
    @cloudybo5555 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    miles, youre an ambivert!!! thats what the combo is called

  • @morganmiller8010
    @morganmiller8010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adding lots of points to any ADHD person that has ever returned anything, ever. Lol
    I can't remember the last time I returned something. Lol

  • @m..na.
    @m..na. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The table leg girlie is killing me 😂

  • @BlueMoon3l3b
    @BlueMoon3l3b ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Definitely a perfect opinion, frozen rice is very underrated. Ain’t nobody got time for that with a little bébé

  • @kalebzerger301
    @kalebzerger301 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny two things you guys brought up in this episode, and I also have a pretty bad ADHD, and when I was in daycare/preschool, I wasn’t allowed to take naps either, so I would just hang out with the teachers in a separate room while all the other kids took a nap

  • @_rat_5758
    @_rat_5758 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I need a whole podcast of just Sarah and caller #1 talking about marine biology and whales.

  • @Hivdghn
    @Hivdghn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sarah should be on every episode

  • @fdlc0105
    @fdlc0105 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:43 Same Same ! Like I always say I’m a night owl at heart ❤ Early bird by force 🐧 👶🏻

  • @Foreversayhey
    @Foreversayhey ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My ship name for Sarah and Miles is Smiles ❤

  • @gracekellman8049
    @gracekellman8049 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg Miles recycling content in the same day 😭😭😭😭 love

  • @musicbycarolinebauer
    @musicbycarolinebauer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WOMEN 👏 SUPPORTING 👏WOMEN 👏

  • @Peacenluv.c
    @Peacenluv.c ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Sarah.

  • @krs1122
    @krs1122 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂 got worried when I saw it got put in private

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DRAMA WAS LEAKED!!! jk i forgot to re-enable the wide cam before exporting last night

  • @_nicolefwong
    @_nicolefwong ปีที่แล้ว +3

    perfect people use the FANCY RICE MAKER MILES - RICE MAKERS TAKE TWO SECONDS STOP THE MICROWAVING

  • @sangeeta
    @sangeeta ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I DO RETURN DAY TOO! I feel so seen lol

  • @clarice.n
    @clarice.n ปีที่แล้ว

    0:55 - I felt all my Asian ancestors' cry of despair

  • @jabajabajabaa
    @jabajabajabaa ปีที่แล้ว

    yeehaw full time perfect person !!

  • @alexiswhite1511
    @alexiswhite1511 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love episodes with Sarah, reminds me of my boyfriend and I

  • @fayfaymf
    @fayfaymf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How are none of these comments about the sauna INSIDE?? 20:18

  • @emilyf4178
    @emilyf4178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mikes I quit my job on Thursday and not gonna lie you gave me a bit of inspo. My boyfriend is now my sole provider so THAT is a lot to come to terms with but hey I may try bar tending at 28 for the first time so 🤡

  • @kaiyarain9673
    @kaiyarain9673 ปีที่แล้ว

    just in time for my lunch break💃🏻💃🏻

  • @cuttlefiish
    @cuttlefiish ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this episode is a whale of a time 🐋

  • @emptyb00b
    @emptyb00b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    youtube keeps shutting itself down when i try to watch sorry>~< promise to come back later

  • @cookiedragon8234
    @cookiedragon8234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure the idiom you were looking for at 4:29 was not to burst your bubble