Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld) | Perfect Person Ep. 26
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Zach is here to take calls from people with PRESSING issues about their trusting of a certain Shart.
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“If it was the right person, they wouldn’t annoy you by existing” is straight PERFECTION MILES
Miles just serving this 'you're not the boss here' energy to Zach 😆
The fact that he has a better sound board... perfection.
Miles is the master of delivering the sweetest, most reassuring, "if it doesn't work out, that's okay"! It's so healing to hear what a measured response to disappointment sounds like, it's not the end of the world!
For the annoyed girlfriend, I would add a goal of honing her ability to identify when a relationship isn’t working and leaving that relationship sooner and more gracefully. Try to leave as your best self, not as your angry or resentful self because you stayed too long. Resentment is often an indicator of a boundary that wasn’t held. Staying too long isn’t a favor for her or him.
So true!
As someone who is chronically ill and disabled, I really felt Zach’s fear of losing quality of life more than death. Even just through flares, it can be wild to see how bad my quality of life can dip, and that suffering has always scared me more than death.
That part really hit me hard as well, especially as someone who also has Ankylosing Spondylitis. I think a lot about quality of life.
Petition for Miles to purchase a potato cannon and launch a potato across the room to activate the lights
bro this is my favorite fuckin podcast. miles is the absolute man, I could watch / listen to him all day. just so hilarious and interesting
Usually I get kind of annoyed when TH-cam automatically moves to the next video in queue, and it's a video I've seen before (out of billions of video possibilities), but not with Perfect Person. I'll end up listening to close to half or most of an episode before I get around to switching it to something else instead of pretty much doing it right away.
totally on that wavelength myself as well
been waiting for the miles & zach collab, their dynamic is truly underrated
I love how funny they both think the other is. I can’t count how many trypods involve either Miles saying something funny that Zach then starts to employ for a good portion of that episode, or Zach proposing something ridiculous that Miles is only delighted to “yes, and”
Underrated duo I love this
#realbuds
couldn’t have put it better myself!!
i would watch 12 seasons of candid competition
real
From eating ass to asking about the fear of death, this podcast literally has everything
To Emery: if you see this, I hope you asked him out!
When I was 22, I was in a show and super down on myself. I had just stopped seeing someone who didn’t want to call me his gf. I was friends with the sound guy at the theater the show was at and we flirted a lot. I stated to like him and I had a suspicion he liked me, so I told him I wanted to go out.
We’re celebrating our 5 year anniversary next month 😊
GOOD LUCK QUEEN!
Now we need Maggie and Matt to round the whole gang out 😊
I'm hoping he eventually gets around to other office staff as well.
@@TheShauNanigans I think this would be the coolest way to get to know some of the lesser known second try staff!
… Ariel 😮💨🤧
Kwesi too?
@@samlila678 I don't see why not.
Not this ep going from ass eating to like making me cry at the end while Miles talks about living boundlessly?!
At 21 and someone who is already at the stage where they dont have their health or ability to manage pain anymore. It is you guys that bring the happiness and relief
I'm so so sorry ❤️
This might be the best episode yet. I don’t think anyone said “no” at any point it’s just rolling with the ideas I love it
Here's the thing, that girl's boyfriend sucks. Like it's not about her just not liking him -- he was super lazy and inconsiderate and didn't offer to help her move, he didn't take care of his lease and expected her to just take care of him. Like I don't think she's just an angry person, he sounds like THE WORST.
As someone with chronic illness and chronic pain, dear God is that fear of losing quality of life that Zach brought up real. I feel so seen from Zach addressing that.
please bring Zach back this episode was EVERYTHING!!
“If I find out you have a better sound board…” 😂
I read this as "Ass Eating Disorder" and I'm so embarrassed for myself.
I did too 😅
Same!!
Lol okay I'm glad I'm not alone in this
i only just realized, i had to double check the title after reading this 💀
same
Zach’s leo energy with Miles virgo energy is so funny together. Zach’s fiery side with miles very methodical approach is so good together
“Right when we’re about to go in, that’s when we edge”
Perfect 👌🏽
Miles and Zach, you guys are literally my goal in masculinity as a trans persom
Open, honest, raw, funny, strong, squishy, awe inspiring.
Love you guys
Are those traits attached to masculinity? Or does he have those personality traits regardless of his gender? Don't aim for masculinity when it truly means nothing but gender norms/prescribed personalities, you're a perfect trans person as you are! Don't let cis people give you costumes you feel you have to wear. Cis men are not cooler than any gender, they simply are more privileged and have been allowed more individuality. You got this!!
@@herb_rolls lmao back off? I dont need a hero, thanks bud
@@herb_rolls maybe spend more time in therapy figuring out your apparent ego issues rather than giving unsolicited advice to people in TH-cam comments, I didn't ask for advice on how to be trans, especially from some random stranger on the internet. Lmao go touch some grass, I have many OTHER inspirations of masculinity. OBVIOUSLY these traits and masculinity are not mutually exclusive, I'm not a child. I have a wider understanding of gender than that, I'm perfectly fine. I don't need your preachings or teachings, rando
@@herb_rolls Dawg shut up. You obviously have no clue what it's like to be handed societys view of men and be told you don't fit it; we see people like Zach and Miles change societys view and now that's a view we can be. This isn't about fitting a 'gender norm', it's about feeling confident in how we present our masculinity and how we feel that the two of them are helping our confidence with their presentation of masculinity. If you're trans: Stop. If you're cis: You aren't a good ally. Whether you're one or the other, you're still trying to talk over this trans person, let them voice how they feel. Stop trying to be a hero.
Zach you're so right about living in the now, focus on the present because that's all that matters. But if either of you is truly interested in life, death, or in between, you should look into getting a QHHT session (Quantum Hypnosis)
I see dudes in the comments, but are they not calling in?? C'mon, fellas. We wanna hear it.
When I first read the title, I thought it said “Ass Eating Disorder!” 😂
I thought the same thing!
SAME
I lost my big brother to gastric cancer and i had to watch him fade out too. Noone should ever have to see that. Miles, thank you so much for talking so openly about sibling grief. It refreshing and truly helpful. 💙
Zach and Miles pod truly is perfection
I've been waiting for Zach! The trifecta has been completed!
The energy in this video is wild and I'm obsessed
Pretty much born with chronic pain (shout out to neural tube/spinal cord birth defects!), like "didn't realize most people never wake up with some level of pain every morning until professionals told me" levels. That quality of life fear is so real. Yesterday was my birthday (38!) and hey, my aging process will look different, that's just the reality of it. It's fiiiine.
the way Miles made a joke about not bleeping the boyfriend's initials and then proceeded to not bleep the initials when Zach says them
OHHHH the break-up girl (last caller)! i recognize her voice!!! she was the one who called about her bf asking to sleep with other ppl when arisce was a guest! GIRL BREAK UP WITH HIM. WE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO DO THAT.
I’m so impressed you recalled that!!
ima be honest she kinda got me a lil upset bc like-- its so obvious and shes been told multiple times that dude aint the one for her ! she also just sounded mad at everythin, not a vibe
@@cottagegremmy i feel the same. the way she talked reminded me of an acquaintance in college who, instead of solving really simple issues with a clear direct solution or listening to anyone's advice, would just continue to live like that and complain. i'm the opposite kind of person and literally just stopped going to where she was known to hang out at the times she was there. also never accepted her fb friend requests lol.
@@heydirle it's one of my favorite episodes so i revisit it often 😂😂😂 does that reveal too much about me lol
I just looked up the definition of himbo, and using it to describe Miles cannot be further from the truth. He is attractive, but he certainly isn't unintelligent.
Also, get a marshmallow shooter that shoots the large marshmallows for the motion sensor light. They would likely be big enough to register. Not sure about Nerf bullets being large enough.
insane title ohmygod😭😭😭 also ive been waiting for zach’s ep for so long !!! so excited for this
I've been on a Perfect Person binge today while running some draining errands. Your advice is thoughtful and hilarious.
I do have to say -- telling a woman who is frustrated that her boyfriend is in her space, when he SURPRISED MOVED IN FOR MONTHS WITHOUT HER ON BOARD felt like you were focusing on symptoms and not the root of the problem. I agreed with your advice, but can't say that he didn't do anything wrong. Forcibly moving in, even if it wasn't done with malicious intent, is pretty disrespectful of people's space and boundaries.
I’ve never clicked so fast on a notification 😂 fav part of the work week is when this pod drops. Thanks miles!
I loved this episode's Get Real. It was magical. ❤️
Came to the video just to see 1) Miles’ sweater and 2) Miles run to the motion sensor light 😂 I love this bloody podcast! 🙌🏻
Keep on with the dork boy schtick 🤣 loved this weeks ep!!❤
Zach is my fave try guy now cuz of this podcast lol
The episode we’ve all been waiting for
Okay, I think I’m now a fan of Zach. This episode was super fun!
I love u guys. I watch tripod and just started this and I just appreciate the random, conversations about nothing, helps getting thru my repetitive days
u don’t even know how much this title enthused me when I saw it
I tell myself I should hold off from listening immediately because then there's a whole week of nothing after, but I just can't wait.
We need an advice marathon!! Some of these calls are so funny
another great episode :)
I’d love to see a get real special. just a full episode of getting real w a guest n calling people back n asking them deep questions
Zach is a great guest lol
I love the show keep kicking ass
You have the most spectacular couch... I enjoy your show greatly!
put off listening to this podcast but finally got around to it and binged every episode over the past 7 days
excellent work and can't wait for the next episode, thank you for your service
I took a peek at my phone while working to see if todays episode was uploaded yet and i read the title and I literally did one of those full exhale thro the lips laugh and spit everywhere 😂 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASS EATTING DISASTER STAAAAP ITTT😂😂😂😂
The flu is contagious. I would give it a couple weeks to make sure.
New job, new podcast episode, great day
Slay!
Congratulations and best of luck! I hope it's a great new job!
@@TheShauNanigans thank you so much!
@@mackenziejoy600 thanks, I hope I do slay today!
Did anyone else accidentally read this as "disorder" rather than "disaster" 🤣
17:52 cameo from interpretive dance Miles!!
this is the one I’ve been waiting for!!!
Miles looks so freaking stoned in the opening picture lmao But! Congratulations and enjoy the time off with your wife and baby!
YES! PREACH ZACH! ❤️
#3 Girl, dump him. Your body is literally telling you not to procreate with this man. Lol.
They make a Nerf gun BAZOOKA. Get that shit for the motion light and warn NO ONE 😂
My mind is going wild bc I can’t believe I love Zac’s advices
Love the podcast overall but this was the funniest episode yet!
there should be an I'm still hungry dish on the menu in cafe gratitude
Best episode yet
Miles - some motion sensors flash a light intermittently, if you hang a mirror across from the sensor/blinking light, it'll see its own light reflection and think that's movement... it'll never turn off.
“Hey, want to be my birthday present?” Ballsy, flirty, and fun…also pretty forward. Miles answer is definitely better.
Gonna need one of those glass tube cleaning sponge to really get in there and get rid of the excess waste. Or one of those shrimp deveiner.
Honestly I feel like the annoyed gf was super valid for being annoyed? I feel like they didn’t really touch on that, which makes me think that’s not the perspective they have, but I can’t figure out why? I feel like it’s pretty shitty to not give someone heads up that you’re planning to move in with them and then not offer to help them move later even after they’ve done the same and more for you?
Miles the Himbo, yeah that’s about right 😂😂
the real moment segment hit me like a train SUFJDI
5:57 LMAO 😭
Zach and Miles got Reeeeal dark at the end 😮
Give me a king who can look at my brain🧠 😂👏🏽😜 really tho…. I need that haha
17:28 lol 😆😆😆
3:12 honestly that's real 😂
The way we went from eating ass to philosophical life a death chat was just fabulous 😂 🩷
Miles at 39 minutes the boyfriends initials are in the video!!!!
36 minutes, dude didn't do anything wrong?? He sounds like a huge mooch who only cares about himself...I feel like that would piss anyone off
The speed run comment I found interesting. I saw my brother get hit by a car right in front of me when I was 14 and it has definitely changed me. He had a traumatic brain injury but he's okay now. I constantly feel like time froze and the rest of my life has just been flying tf by. Also the trauma jokes my brother and I have are fantastic 😂
I can't believe you are from North Carolina but pronounce Salisbury like that 😭 Miles pls
As a 30-something from Michigan I greatly appreciate the Marshall Mathers levity
Regarding the last segment.. i work in a hospital. I have never seen a doctor in long term care of any kind. Sufferingg is more acary than death. The people who have seen it, avoid it.
btw you guys forgot to edit the name out in the spotify version! wont say the timestamp just in case but yeah
You can get a half decent infrared sauna for like $300. Throw the chair out, get a small battery powered fan, throw a blanket on top and sweat your face off at 140 degrees of dry heat while you meditate inside.
Wow I'm early, so excited when I saw the thumbnail!
Miles, go to the pet store get the Nerf gun for tennis balls. You can play with your dog and use it in the pod.
I want one but I have a Corgi so his mouth is to small for regular tennis balls. Lol
This was way too short fav duo
"My boyfriend didn't help me pack because I didn't give him a specific task and he just makes random noises" your boyfriend has adhd. You should still break up with him but I'm rooting for him to get diagnosed
If the last media I've played on my phone is a TH-cam video, my car will display the name of the TH-cam video when Bluetooth connects. found that out the hard way today...
Strongly disagree that creativity is for other people to see it.
I love zadiko I love both I hate that it’s not available anymore
Miles can we get a Rosanna Pancino ep?
Please check out the teachings of Zen master Thich Nhat Hanh because, as he beautifully said, a cloud never dies ❤️
And you get the cinnamon
FINALLY
Omg that last call tho 🫣🤔
Bruh try multiple times a day
I miss this energy. Idk what's been going but the air has been aggressive between Miles & Zach lately. Like bad blood. :(
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