It's called emotional support, it's a thing that the BROS do. The other type of support i know is more tangible, more physical, and is better suited for, but not exclusive to the BRAS.
Dear lord, have mercy on this sinner who has not noticed the 4th holy Fluke peeking out of a bag at 4:06. It's just shy compared to the 17x, 37x, and the insulation tester.
Dag-nabit, and other alternative expletives! I've got to become a patron so I can be here early enough to make the good jokes. However, a good screenshot might bring in some change on eBay.
Female Co-worker of mine is outright terrified to show her bare feet, cause people might recognize her feet from her onlyfans.... This is the world we live in now. So I fully support dewclaws venture, and I wish him only the best and mostest feetdollars. May his Twitch be never leaked, and his simps be many.
Yep, that was the best part right there. No more AvE, we have hit the peak, there are no more heights to reach. Edit: damnit, I was wrong. Just heard the "everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough".
As a night shift main, dont worry: I'll sharpie our departments name on the overnight delivery pallet. The department that actually owns it will make you move it in the morning -- but you'll have everything you need to fix it or an entirely new one.
The Conan reference was on point and don't worry about the watered down diesel just pour some Marvel Mystery oil down the cylinders rinse and repeat as needed for a lunar cycle and she will start rite up
My flip-flops brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
When my dad was working in Trinidad all of the local labor was given free steel toed work boots. They all cut them down into steel toed sandals. They were way better than the used car tire sandals they were used to wearing.
When my dad was working in China, the local electricians would put a 2x4 on the floor before connecting hot wires with their bare hands to insulate themselves. Apparently the trick is twisting the wires together really fast and dropping the wire before the insulation catches fire from all the power being shoved through a wire that's a couple of gauges too small.
Like a freakin idiot I jumped out my comfy van after a day's driving in my comfy safety trainers, went up a scaffold for 2 mins to give someone a hand, and turned my ankle and flew between the safety barriers and down onto my head.... 🤬 Rigger boots and safety boots only for me when I leave the van from now on, idiot me should have known better, the shake hands with danger riff was playing that day!
And lol I just got a community safety pop-up for my last post, I was scratching my head as I even used freakin instead of it obvious replacement, the I noticed the name of the boots I'd used! 👀😬🤣
9:20 I remember when AvE used to take a tool apart with allen wrenches and screwdrivers, but these days he goes right for the tool in the birkenstocks.
The episodes with Dewclaw are the greatest! the two of you together make better comedy that each standing alone. "What happens on the farm, stays on the farm" "That's because its too broke to move"
Aw hell not a Lister, or the peterless lister like we call em. Damn things are loud, vibrate like nothing you've seen before (good industrial option for the miss), and heavy. However I can pretty much guarantee the thing run no matter what. I found my 3 banger version laying on its side in the woods, guy said it was there for probably 15 years or better. Literally all I did was hook the battery cables up, didn't bother to replace the cracked fuel lines or even check the oil, damn thing fired on the first rotation and the chase was on all over the shop to get it to stop.
We had an old 3 cylinder lister on the shrimp boat. Crawl down in the hold in the middle of February in a blizzard and she'd fire right up. Didn't even have a battery on it. I'd be willing to bet that old thing had over 100000 hours on it. Just hummed along like a sewing machine. Lovely old engines.
I don't know how you guys get anything done together, but if I was around you two for any length of time I'd just be standing there bent over with laughter and tears streaming down my face. You truly bring the best out in each other.
When I was a very young man I worked on a barge tender that had an auxiliary generator that was driven by a Lister two cylinder like that. Wow. Thanks for the vid.
“ I do go to the bathroom on occasion”. I’m rolling here my gosh that was funny. This is by far the most educational and comedic channel ever. Entertainment at its finest
@@tactileslut all the parts for my 1965 IH B414 tractor are made in India. I suspect that parts for the Lister are probably available through similar sources
"Dew claw, what is best in life? To have your fluke meters flaid out in front of you, to hear the lamentation of their windings, and to drop a generator on your Jesless sandals."
With Lister engines all you need is a bit of wet and dry to scrub the bore out and clean the piston etc. I once had one that had sat on the bottom of the river for six months and then on the river bank for another year. I stripped it down cleaned it up with wet and dry and some paraffin put it back together and it started with the first crank of the handle after bleeding all in a morning.
Are your shackles over rated for the job? No problem! Just side load them till the rating matches the weight of your load! Only joking! love your videos keep up the amazing work!
I heard AvE say " they're Whitworth " and they most likely were or even BSF (British Standard Fine) they are both of 55 degree form invented by Sir Joseph Whitworth in the 1860's and used here in the UK and the Dominions until Britain metricated slowly from officially 1970 although industry was very slow to do so and not until the mid eighties was it by then employed. I left school in 1970 and we were the last year to use the Imperial system. The education sector were the first to metricate, and in 1971 all the old steel rules in the workshops were tossed out and new metric ones bought.
13/32" and 27/64" are both between 10mm and 11 mm. Because Standard rules! Plus we also have the X, Y and Z letter drills between 10 and 11 mm too. And people say that metric is more precise. Pfft. How little they really know.
@@gravelydon7072 I guess you can have decimal points in numbers. But Celsius means nothing to me beyond 0 and 100. Room temperature is around 22°C and hot is about 32°C ? It is not much range really.
I have a lister AB1 aircooled Diesel engine attach to a generator. It’s rare to see them in North America. These engines will run on just about anything and they last forever! Awesome find Dewclaw!!!!!!!!!
We had an old Lister engine here on the farm in ZA as our only source of lectrcicity, We used to pull-start it by wrapping an old woven belt around the flywheel . . .then grab the end of it and run out the door as hard and fast as you can . . .sometimes the belt gets caught by the flywheel . . .the frayed ends of the belt attest to that..and the scrape marks on the ceiling . . .no safety sandals those days.
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I work in software, but the process is identical.
I've always been a hardware person. You can't take out your frustration on a chunk of code with a finishing hammer.
Oh, to be the man who invents a hammer that can hit software.
I work on the hardware your software runs on. You summed it up nicely, the process is identical their as well.
@@FuzzyPlushroom Who says? Bring over your laptop and I’ll show you how it’s done.
I work supporting the end users using the hardware and software you fellas work on..... Beating a dead horse now but yes same process
"Everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough." I like that one.
Make it a sticker!
needs to be a tee shirt
Yes, I am stealing that…..
Tattoo worthy
Stickers? yes.. sticker worthy.
I'm starting to understand why you two keep each other around. When one watches the other operate you start to feel pretty good about yourself.
Haha, god it sounds like dewclaw is often struggling to operate due to laughing too much!
It's called emotional support, it's a thing that the BROS do.
The other type of support i know is more tangible, more physical, and is better suited for, but not exclusive to the BRAS.
Per SAE Standard J1939, if you operate agricultural engines wearing sandals or barefoot, the oil never needs to be changed.
You coincidentally gave the number of car canbus lol
It's not SAE standard J 1939 it was J1938.5 subsection 4
LockPickingLawyer: Never a fluke
Dewclaw: Three Flukes and a penchant for white powder
Dear lord, have mercy on this sinner who has not noticed the 4th holy Fluke peeking out of a bag at 4:06. It's just shy compared to the 17x, 37x, and the insulation tester.
"I got my finishing hammer. For finishing things off." 🤣
I bet it's the very same one that finished off that Lister.
"Keep my feet outta shot" thats dewclaws onlyfans content 😂
Dag-nabit, and other alternative expletives! I've got to become a patron so I can be here early enough to make the good jokes. However, a good screenshot might bring in some change on eBay.
More like Hoof CLaw
Beat me to the punch there 😂. Touche.
Should've known to read all the comments before posting
Female Co-worker of mine is outright terrified to show her bare feet, cause people might recognize her feet from her onlyfans....
This is the world we live in now.
So I fully support dewclaws venture, and I wish him only the best and mostest feetdollars. May his Twitch be never leaked, and his simps be many.
I imagine DewClaw has a WikiFeet page now...
“It’s okay I didn’t need that grinder anyway” That grinder went straight to Valhalla
XD
Rewound three times on that one! Laughed harder each time. My Hiatal hurts!
@@adamcobie4207 didnt he get that for free because there was something minor wrong with it?
Just a scratch, it'll be ok
That was a fine real-world example of a yeet. The finest being the nuclear manhole cover.
Foot straps only = going to town sandals. One foot, one ankle strap = safety sandals. Two foot straps, one ankle strap = chainsaw sandals.
"What is best in life? To have your Fluke meters flayed out before you to hear the lamentations of their windings."
OMG I'm F-ing dying over here! 😂🤣
Yep, that was the best part right there. No more AvE, we have hit the peak, there are no more heights to reach.
Edit: damnit, I was wrong. Just heard the "everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough".
"to have your fluke meters laid out in front of you and hear the lamentations of their windings"
best joke youve made so far
Battery about to short and become a Bomb, Fixed with crowbar...."We're Better" 👍😎
Lucas makes batteries now?
Why does it say you commented 4 days before this was published?
@@DarthBlazer. patrons have access to AvE's time machine. Or maybe released early for them. I forget.
Well, it sure aint good, but at least it's not worse. 😅
So was it our fault or did we buy it dead?
Fuckin' night shift man. They totally did it.
As night shift, you can't prove nothing
As a night shift main, dont worry: I'll sharpie our departments name on the overnight delivery pallet.
The department that actually owns it will make you move it in the morning -- but you'll have everything you need to fix it or an entirely new one.
Hey daylight fucked it we just finished it off!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's not fight about what shift did it. Lets just make sure Jerry in security erases the tape and let management fix it!
It's a rule as old as time, if you can't fix it, then blame it on the night crew
The Conan reference was on point and don't worry about the watered down diesel just pour some Marvel Mystery oil down the cylinders rinse and repeat as needed for a lunar cycle and she will start rite up
Come with me
and you'll be
in a wooooooooorld of OSHA violations.
Take a look
and you'll see
into your elimination.
Take a look and you'll see
your friends decapitation
Thats the secret ingredient. Sshhhhhh
Thank you @EmeliaHartford
Oompa, Lumpa, health and safe-ty
You can't beat brute force and blind ignorance to complete the job! 😀
Brute force - if it ain't working, you're not using enough of it
@@Mr.Sparks.173 Tappy tap tap! 🔨 😀
@@anthonywitham2305 ha ha ha! She can eat her heart out!
Was trying my best to ignore the side loaded shackle, but it was giving me a the shivers in me timbers.
Was slightly puckered the whole time
Structural shackle, it can be load bearing, at least once....
Screw pins are fine to side load as long as you cut the working load limit in half
Dewclaw and uncle B are my two best friends I've never met before.
That Lister has had some hot suppers in her time.
They like to run backwards if it's not started enthusiastically enough haha
@@aaronhall7740 I have a Deutz Diter D303-1 nearly new that loves to run back wards at the drop of a hat.
After watching Pakistan truck repair that is actually considered OSHA approved safety flip-flops.
@Jordon Carlson toes are really quite useless in some countries
All the boys needed was the background sound of traffic, sprinkled in with taxi and bus horns..haha 😆
My flip-flops brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
@@ricklarouche4105 yeah and dump all the fluids right on the ground too, shoes can't get wet if ya aren't wearing them.
If you can fight a war through the mountains in them, you can definitely do most anything else in sandles
When my dad was working in Trinidad all of the local labor was given free steel toed work boots. They all cut them down into steel toed sandals. They were way better than the used car tire sandals they were used to wearing.
When my dad was working in China, the local electricians would put a 2x4 on the floor before connecting hot wires with their bare hands to insulate themselves. Apparently the trick is twisting the wires together really fast and dropping the wire before the insulation catches fire from all the power being shoved through a wire that's a couple of gauges too small.
Fan fucking tastic. Those safety Jesus sandels are all the rage.
Video posted 27minutes ago, yet your comment is from 4 days ago? Nani the fuck?
Like a freakin idiot I jumped out my comfy van after a day's driving in my comfy safety trainers, went up a scaffold for 2 mins to give someone a hand, and turned my ankle and flew between the safety barriers and down onto my head.... 🤬
Rigger boots and safety boots only for me when I leave the van from now on, idiot me should have known better, the shake hands with danger riff was playing that day!
And lol I just got a community safety pop-up for my last post, I was scratching my head as I even used freakin instead of it obvious replacement, the I noticed the name of the boots I'd used! 👀😬🤣
@@Laplagaable Patreon people get to see this before the mere-mortals.
9:20 I remember when AvE used to take a tool apart with allen wrenches and screwdrivers, but these days he goes right for the tool in the birkenstocks.
Who doesn't enjoy 2 guys hand cranking a Lister at Poon Lake.
The episodes with Dewclaw are the greatest! the two of you together make better comedy that each standing alone.
"What happens on the farm, stays on the farm"
"That's because its too broke to move"
Sandals are actually standardized footwear on the wheel of pain, thank god we unionized!
“Everything’s s smoke machine if you use it wrong enough”
That’s a quote for the books
Wisdom from the mouths of babes...
"It's okay, I didn't need that grinder anyway" hahahahaha I had to pause the video for a good few minutes laughing over that one😂🤣
"I need two repairable machines making into one machine that'll never work" Midas-Minus is on the case.
Gotta admire dew claw's passion for collecting old broken diesel generators, such a hobby
Always a sketchy afternoon when the dewclaw is wrenching on things.
So, this is what happens when the torch hoses don't reach! 👍
Here in Australia we would call those sandals……
“Chinese safety boots”
He calls them Chinese work boots at 2:45
Universally known worldwide it seems
But they can't and shouldn't be mistaken with our "Queensland safety boot".
I cannot wait for: AvE and Dewclaw; the movie
I can't wait for the wedding
@@steventhedog94 I can't wait for a Ms AvE vs Ms DewClaw shoot-out. :)
" Ave And Declaw Go To White Castle . " ..........
Dewclaws wearing his boy scout shorts and safety sandals. Prepared for anything.
Looks like he is already missing a toe!!
Tell Dewclaw that ‘The Dude’ called- he wants his sandles back and compensation for his rug.
Aw hell not a Lister, or the peterless lister like we call em.
Damn things are loud, vibrate like nothing you've seen before (good industrial option for the miss), and heavy.
However I can pretty much guarantee the thing run no matter what. I found my 3 banger version laying on its side in the woods, guy said it was there for probably 15 years or better. Literally all I did was hook the battery cables up, didn't bother to replace the cracked fuel lines or even check the oil, damn thing fired on the first rotation and the chase was on all over the shop to get it to stop.
Dewclaw is wearing jeresulem joggers
Hahahahah safety 3rd
We had an old 3 cylinder lister on the shrimp boat. Crawl down in the hold in the middle of February in a blizzard and she'd fire right up. Didn't even have a battery on it. I'd be willing to bet that old thing had over 100000 hours on it. Just hummed along like a sewing machine. Lovely old engines.
"There's a good chance you can make one good thing out of two bad things". I found you can save a lot of time by doing it the other way around.
I imagine the engineer who designed that thing would cry tears watching this act of savagery against his work 🤣
Those engines will run tens of thousands of hour between total overhaul
I still marvel that your associate answers to “Dewclaw” what a classic.
I love its tagged at "Poon lake"
."It's like it's an SAE flange" Just about lost my coffee! Got an honest laugh out of me
I don't know how you guys get anything done together, but if I was around you two for any length of time I'd just be standing there bent over with laughter and tears streaming down my face. You truly bring the best out in each other.
Looks like that grinder is going to be on one of the next BOLTR videos
When I was a very young man I worked on a barge tender that had an auxiliary generator that was driven by a Lister two cylinder like that. Wow. Thanks for the vid.
Poor duclaw missed the memo on never working with children or animals.
"Children left unattended will given a right angle grinder and put to work." should be an AvE sticker...
“What do I do, just smash these in there?”
I said the same thing on my honeymoon
That's a funny looking boat anchor
10 hours of slingin wire, get home and sit down and I see you uploaded 5 minutes ago. Truly a good evening!
The kingdom of canaderp must be different than how we do things in the lower 48. A safety standdown is used to get a beer or three
I rebuilt these in the Alberta oilfield all the time for pump jacks but not diesel natural gas.
“ I do go to the bathroom on occasion”. I’m rolling here my gosh that was funny. This is by far the most educational and comedic channel ever. Entertainment at its finest
i could watch you and the dewclaw forever. please post more :)
I’ve got a 1958 Lister LD1 that’s been in the family since new. I have it belted to a 110v Niagara Generator.
Got plenty of these in nz as fuel pumps still.... Work well if the person knows how to start it haha
So someone probably still is cranking out valves and bushings and gaskets from CAD recreations in his shop library.
@@tactileslut all the parts for my 1965 IH B414 tractor are made in India. I suspect that parts for the Lister are probably available through similar sources
9:22 a was laughing for minutes there! R.I.P. That grinder
Almost killed me with laughter after watching the poor grinder get power Forked right out of existence
nerds come in every flavour! these guys are just machine nerds
My job exactly. Been through this all. "Buggers hooped! Just yard it out, bud!"
"DEWCLAW! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?" Best Ahnold impression in the entire Empire of Dirt
A dose of AvE and Dewclaw is just what I need after a long day. A warm linguistic bath if you will.
....battery crisis averted..... Jeezeless! Didnt need that grindr anyways lol.
That lister is we worth fixing, lister's are 1 of the most reliable engine's ever made
03:21 Sounds like Henry Kissinger was negotiating on behalf of the wall pixies.
My knuckles started bleeding just watching this video.
That battery fell and I was like. Hell yeah, this is gonna get real good.
I just love watching the two of you break things.
Good to see you two having fun!
Silly Dewclaw, there is no such thing as "too much cocaine."
The grinder fucking off when the generator fell on it was just perfect
"Dew claw, what is best in life?
To have your fluke meters flaid out in front of you, to hear the lamentation of their windings, and to drop a generator on your Jesless sandals."
Watching him work on a diesel makes me wish that AVE and ZIP TIES AN BIAS would do a video together.
Mint
"Were doing this 3rd world country style" love your humor lmao. Also your videos are never long enough, one blink and they are over
With Lister engines all you need is a bit of wet and dry to scrub the bore out and clean the piston etc. I once had one that had sat on the bottom of the river for six months and then on the river bank for another year. I stripped it down cleaned it up with wet and dry and some paraffin put it back together and it started with the first crank of the handle after bleeding all in a morning.
"for sale, not on sale... I know what I got!" Pure gold!!
the Conan quote.. perfection.
Are your shackles over rated for the job? No problem! Just side load them till the rating matches the weight of your load!
Only joking! love your videos keep up the amazing work!
If you can unscrew them after use - you are still in ''over rated'' part :D
That was the greatest elecchicken explanation for how the elecchicken wasn't at fault I have heard in a long time.
That battery, then the grinder, one two, christ I nearly shat myself laughing, Laurel and Hardy for the 20's
Almost looks like someone gave her the dry chem to the intake.
Fixed the run away lol
I bet that's it.
This is the lilliputian version of the last prefucked up generator..
They are unused and on the side of a dogs leg , evolved as useless ... get it now ☺
Nothing pleases me more than knowing I also have every tool in your shots!
Makes me feel as though excellent life choices have been made along the way
Mine Pup, worked on both of those engines back in the later part of the 1900's. Do not miss it😆
you guys have it easy in the UK we have to deal with whitworth metric and imperial temp in 'c speed in mph weight in kg 😥
Don't forget British Association screws are still around too.
@@squelchstuff ether
Old red sun... looking smokey in the interior. We had a whiff of it out on the coast this morning. 😔
"Stop, the battery's about to short on one of the crossails"
*moves it a few inches with a giant METAL bar*
"Okay, we're better"
GOLD
This is what happens when you put engineers, electricians and a couple beers together.
Gonna love those Cambodian safety boots
I like this show, the new indian guy seems ok..😊
Freedom, horrible freedom! 🤣 always with the Simpsons references👏
"Dewclaw, what is best in life?" 3:20 Love the reference!
you will find a lister engine in almost every corner of the world
Nice, but safety sandals works better when paired with white cotton socks.
I laughed at your comment until I looked down at MY feet. Sigh…
Always enjoy your videos.
The battery scene says it all....lol
Good stuff!
I thought this was a Pakistani truck video in the thumbnail
"It's like somewhere in between" sounds like you got some old BSU nuts and bolts on there.
I heard AvE say " they're Whitworth " and they most likely were or even BSF (British Standard Fine) they are both of 55 degree form invented by Sir Joseph Whitworth in the 1860's and used here in the UK and the Dominions until Britain metricated slowly from officially 1970 although industry was very slow to do so and not until the mid eighties was it by then employed. I left school in 1970 and we were the last year to use the Imperial system. The education sector were the first to metricate, and in 1971 all the old steel rules in the workshops were tossed out and new metric ones bought.
13/32" and 27/64" are both between 10mm and 11 mm. Because Standard rules! Plus we also have the X, Y and Z letter drills between 10 and 11 mm too. And people say that metric is more precise. Pfft. How little they really know.
@@1pcfred Same with temps. C° 0-100 for freezing to boiling of water. F° 32-212 freezing to boiling water. F° is 1.8 times more accurate per degree.
@@gravelydon7072 I guess you can have decimal points in numbers. But Celsius means nothing to me beyond 0 and 100. Room temperature is around 22°C and hot is about 32°C ? It is not much range really.
@@1pcfred Let's go Paul!
I have a lister AB1 aircooled Diesel engine attach to a generator. It’s rare to see them in North America. These engines will run on just about anything and they last forever! Awesome find Dewclaw!!!!!!!!!
We had an old Lister engine here on the farm in ZA as our only source of lectrcicity, We used to pull-start it by wrapping an old woven belt around the flywheel . . .then grab the end of it and run out the door as hard and fast as you can . . .sometimes the belt gets caught by the flywheel . . .the frayed ends of the belt attest to that..and the scrape marks on the ceiling . . .no safety sandals those days.