The whole segment of Stan watching "The Duchess Approves" is hilarious to me. Like, he didn't wanna watch it, and by the end, he was saying the lines before the actors even said them 😂
Basically in a tale of two Stan’s Stanley accidentally breaks his brothers invention which his dad gets mad over because they would’ve made a lot of money if they didn’t break so he kicks Stan out and Stan screams he will become rich one day and this might be wrong cause I kinda forgot some of episode
@@whyisacrabhere ye no you got it right but he basically said that he'll make the same amount of ford's investion and give it to his family to show that ford's not the only way put
@@infiniduck100yeah he overheard the kids debating in reporting him to the fbi and escaping out the window on their first night or something. only reason they stayed was because mabel shook an 8 ball and decided to stay
My favorite one: “I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price!” Stan: “…20 dollars? I’ll just take them when you’re not looking.” “What?” Stan: “I said I was gonna rob ya.”
"Y'know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac sneaks in a ladder."
@@Ryth_fan420 it’s a double play on the word “miss” “Miss”, in set up of the joke, implies the ex wife emotionally misses him but the punchline cuts through the emotion and instead implies she throws things at him putting a new meaning to the set ups usage of “miss.”
@@LakesidOkay, so in the book of bill it gives the context that at first Dipper and Mabel weren't happy being in Gravity falls and debated if they should run away from Stan and report him to the FBI for being a con. However on Mabel's whim she shook a magic 8 ball to have fate decide what they should do and after asking if they should stay with Stan the 8 ball responded "Yes, Definitely" So they stayed. But throughout all this Stan was listening to them in the hallway. And it made him feel bad... This was the night before the gobblewonker/fishing episode. So Stan went through the effort of trying to spend time with them and bond, stitching hats, ect. Because he both actually wanted to bond with them as well as make them feel better. And the ditched him for most of the day....
Wow, and the scene where Stan puts a quarter into the slot machine I just now saw. In the Russian version it looks like they cut it out because of casino propaganda.
slot machine? no I'm pretty sure that was just an arcade machine since they were in the local arcade, with the joke being that he wanted to play a game but it just scammed him instead
@dooplon5083 Do you think Roskomnadzor (agency responsible for censorship) cares? I remember that they tried to ban Minecraft here because of the propaganda of bad things, namely the recipe for dynamite there.
@justand0nlyjayy The joke is that the ex-wife is throwing stuff at Stan (most likely to kill him) but misses every time, but has gotten better over time. Which creates the joke "My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better"
You missed a few good ones - Such as Stan throwing the TV through the window and telling the kids, "Couldn't find the remote", and the part where Stan conquered his fear of heights, but then Mabel has a fear of heights. "What's the matter, you afraid of heights now? Haha! Uh oh."
"Oh. Oh not good. Ow." "Kids! I can't find the remote and i refuse to stand up! *sees what he's about to watch* KIDS! NO! NO!!!! "Come on, Grunkle Stan! Pick up! Ugh! What is he doing?!" "I don't care about dukes or commoners or his Royal Highness Lionel of Cornwall! I'm not afraid anymore, Mother!" "Duchess, I forbid you!" "I may be a duchess, but I'M ALSO A WOMAN!" "YES! YES! IN YOUR FACE, ELIZABETH! *crying* It's just like my life! In a way." "Huh, sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm an uncle! AVENGE ME, KIDS! AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!" my favorite lines.
2:07 The added context of why he wanted to take the twins fishing really made this scene hard to watch. He just wanted to bond with his great niece and nephew...
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perfectly cut screams
Can you do stanFORD pines?
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The whole segment of Stan watching "The Duchess Approves" is hilarious to me. Like, he didn't wanna watch it, and by the end, he was saying the lines before the actors even said them 😂
😂 is the least funniest emoji this is 🗿
Genuinely one of my favourite moments from the show
It be like that when there’s nothing to watch
and the fact hes written erotic fan fiction about it LOL.
He made a fan fic
I just realized that the reason why stan is so obsessed with money is because of the last fight he had with his dad
What happened with his dad?
Yeah what happened with his dad
Basically in a tale of two Stan’s Stanley accidentally breaks his brothers invention which his dad gets mad over because they would’ve made a lot of money if they didn’t break so he kicks Stan out and Stan screams he will become rich one day and this might be wrong cause I kinda forgot some of episode
@@whyisacrabhere ye no you got it right but he basically said that he'll make the same amount of ford's investion and give it to his family to show that ford's not the only way put
@@angel-qx5mri thought his dad threw him out saying don't come back unless he made it big ?
1:14 Hits differently when you watch the show more
the boat is also the stan ‘o war, which is just sad
Him talking to his reflection
Best thing is, he got the ULTIMATE fishing buddy by the end of the show ❤
Also because he just overheard the twins debating about leaving 😭
@@infiniduck100yeah he overheard the kids debating in reporting him to the fbi and escaping out the window on their first night or something. only reason they stayed was because mabel shook an 8 ball and decided to stay
"all the way from Columbia" "woooow.. i went to jail there once 😊"
It's Colombia but still JAKDJS love stan
0:29 them cataracts must be real bad cause that book is 3 feet in front of him and he still didn't realise it was one of journals
real
"What is that, a woodpecker?"
My favorite one:
“I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price!”
Stan: “…20 dollars? I’ll just take them when you’re not looking.”
“What?”
Stan: “I said I was gonna rob ya.”
"That's a good issue" lives in my head rent free
0:33 I bet that’s the only thing Stan has ever PAID for. The full subscription 😂
"50s themed 70s diner" i love Stan lol
0:30 Id like to think he hoped it was one of the Journals
Bro that’s what I was thinking:0
I love when Stan just rambles on to himself and sings songs about what he's doing. He's so silly and I love it!
I love the foreshadowing for the StanO’war they really thought of everything till the end
"Y'know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac sneaks in a ladder."
3:20 You know I’ve seen this meme format so many times I actually forgot what was originally there
3:22 you’re welcome.
The Duchess Approves moment from the haunted gas station episode was an unexpected but Hilarious turn of events
2:44 “I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHON-“
ITS EVERYWHERE GOSHDARNIT
Where
@@CookieManGuy 🤫🤫🤫🤫
11:01 average grunkle stan side plot
“and here we have rock that looks like a face”
“Dose it look like a rock?”
“No, it looks it a face”
“Is it a face?”
0:18 why does he suddenly look cute in this scene 😭
Ikr 😂
HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
KNOWING HIS EX WIFE IS EDA CLAWTHORNE MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
what does this joke mean
@@Ryth_fan420 it’s a double play on the word “miss”
“Miss”, in set up of the joke, implies the ex wife emotionally misses him but the punchline cuts through the emotion and instead implies she throws things at him putting a new meaning to the set ups usage of “miss.”
@@FallenApprentice dam
This quote lives in my head rent free 😂
Grunkle Stan is like the lost brother of the TF2 Soldier, or a far cousin at least hahaha
"the best of Stanley-"
"Man just play the whole damn show hes too iconic"
Stan getting angry at the wholesome fishing buddies. 😂😂
The whole fishing episode is like- 10 times sadder after reading the book of bill...
how
@@Lakesid gonna have to read the book for that one bud, I'm not gonna be a spoiler -.-
@@calamaria9624 honestly i don’t really care for spoilers
@@LakesidOkay, so in the book of bill it gives the context that at first Dipper and Mabel weren't happy being in Gravity falls and debated if they should run away from Stan and report him to the FBI for being a con. However on Mabel's whim she shook a magic 8 ball to have fate decide what they should do and after asking if they should stay with Stan the 8 ball responded "Yes, Definitely" So they stayed. But throughout all this Stan was listening to them in the hallway. And it made him feel bad... This was the night before the gobblewonker/fishing episode. So Stan went through the effort of trying to spend time with them and bond, stitching hats, ect. Because he both actually wanted to bond with them as well as make them feel better. And the ditched him for most of the day....
be a spoiler
Wow, and the scene where Stan puts a quarter into the slot machine I just now saw. In the Russian version it looks like they cut it out because of casino propaganda.
Casino propaganda 💀
@Codename-Thefox something's wrong? I thought it was a common practice.
@@bakomz ja, und
slot machine? no I'm pretty sure that was just an arcade machine since they were in the local arcade, with the joke being that he wanted to play a game but it just scammed him instead
@dooplon5083 Do you think Roskomnadzor (agency responsible for censorship) cares? I remember that they tried to ban Minecraft here because of the propaganda of bad things, namely the recipe for dynamite there.
4:50 big improvement. 100 likes!?
God didn't realize how hilarious this show was as a kid 😂
He talked to his reflection in the gobblewonker episode?! 😭 i wonder of he was pretending to talk to ford
1:49 Best scene ever😂
6:48
Bro I love that one😭
that’s my favorite too lol
- My light!
- You're the light of my life too, pal
4:40 absolute best scene in the entire show, I can watch it on repeat and still laugh every time
1:57 I finally got the joke
FINALLY😭😭
@@chaotically-moon Yes, finally
i still haven’t got it
@justand0nlyjayy The joke is that the ex-wife is throwing stuff at Stan (most likely to kill him) but misses every time, but has gotten better over time.
Which creates the joke
"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better"
@Blitern “See, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.”
"When cops are not around, anything is legal".
I will bear it in mind.
5:29 I think that the scammer was scammed
Guys i think I have a crush on Stanford and Stan Pines.
Completely valid
Aren’t they like… 65?
Valid tbh
@@Yod4010 even better
@@Psycho_Sped Eh, you do you
You missed a few good ones - Such as Stan throwing the TV through the window and telling the kids, "Couldn't find the remote", and the part where Stan conquered his fear of heights, but then Mabel has a fear of heights. "What's the matter, you afraid of heights now? Haha! Uh oh."
I love him watching the old timey show
0:34 That’s a good issue 🔥
(I’ll always love “The Duchess Approves” skit with Stan 🤣)
1:57 BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
You see? It's funny because marriage is terrible
@@stacypav1044 *row away* 🛶
What?!
"Oh. Oh not good. Ow."
"Kids! I can't find the remote and i refuse to stand up! *sees what he's about to watch* KIDS! NO! NO!!!!
"Come on, Grunkle Stan! Pick up! Ugh! What is he doing?!"
"I don't care about dukes or commoners or his Royal Highness Lionel of Cornwall! I'm not afraid anymore, Mother!"
"Duchess, I forbid you!"
"I may be a duchess, but I'M ALSO A WOMAN!"
"YES! YES! IN YOUR FACE, ELIZABETH! *crying* It's just like my life! In a way."
"Huh, sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm an uncle! AVENGE ME, KIDS! AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!"
my favorite lines.
Stan personality really looks my uncle personality
He sounds awesome
7 years old Me: not old enough to understand half of these jokes yet
Brother one day you will understand
2:07 The added context of why he wanted to take the twins fishing really made this scene hard to watch. He just wanted to bond with his great niece and nephew...
5:43 Stan:Nope😖
I still rewatch this show to this day. So much good jokes and overall entertaining!
0:58 Kenzo (Rendell): cheese it it's the cops
Gohan(Geo): scream outta here chief
3:25 to 4:32
The fact that Stan boat Is called stan'o war Is a cool reference to the end of the show
i love how he has a huge stomach but when he needs to he randomly gets a six pack
2:30 I don't know why i find this to be one of stans funniest lines but i do
2:23 is me after roblox got banned in turkey
0:18
dat look when you either Stub your big toe or step on a leggo
wait he got up for ice cream but not to look for the remote? 4:10
“ the tax collector you found me”
Bro why does no one include "BURN THE CHILD..."?
@@gonzalezdeorense792 sorry i couldn’t include everything. sorry to disappoint.
@@d_e_s_p_a_c_t_i_o it's cool
I don't blame you theres is a LOT of cool stan moments
@@Abdomoheb176 Stan himself is too cool for Gravity Falls lol
..wanna hear a joke?
my ex wife still misses me.
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER 🔥🔥🔥
PUBERTY IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL ALSO: GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE FRIENDS
I wish he was my uncle.
1:24 best scene ever
Bill being a square
4:44 hawk tuah
The best of Stanley Pines : Every screentime of him
3:04 Lego movie reference "Where are my paaaaaaaaaannnnntsssssssss"
6:11 mine too
I really want to hug him ;-;💕💕💕
Oh my god I just realized what painting we stole with Stan in the game novel thingie.
2:25 The real Stan O' War 2.
8:32 GRUNKLE STUNKLE WINS THE FUNKLE BUNKLE 🗣🗣🗣
11:28 ik Stan made it up but how did the pterodactyl poke his eyes through his glasses
10:11 looks like mabel is truamitized by the birds and the bees 😭😭
wait in the first clip is he wearing toby’s mask from summerween?
@@sallow_slytherins omg i think you’re right!
11:28 are his glasses fake or something?
HAHAHHH I NEVER NOTICED THAT
I mean hes a cheapskate
@@Andres-yi4qb maybe it reminds him of Ford?
When we thought he was Stanford
Why’d you cut out the best part of the “Duchess Approves” clip when Stan chucks the TV out the window?
best of mabel!
it’s going to be tough but i’ll try!
*_Is it face that looks like a rock?_*
0:36
Dipper opened the magazine again as if he was curious of what else he could find in it.
I never noticed that before until you pointed it out. I am literally dying. 🤣 😂 😂
11:02 Metroid
lmao
YESSSSS
1:10 is so damn funny to me
I never realsued that the pterodactyl poked stans eyes with glasses
you meddling. *kids*
You know what I’m thinking Stan would make a lot of money if he worked as a boxer in wwa probably he would make the same amount of money
I hate the part where i thought stanley was gambling bruh
8:24 did he actually took his own underwear in front of the whole tv
Big plans 😂
3:11 lol
8:52 I just realized that lady looks like his ex girlfriend
What
@@SNowy_fox8 Caryn
@@Hazbin_Hotel_1643 oh
Why does gideon even want the old shack
Can you do every time something funny happened?
Today I got the book of Bill🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
5:45 no
MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME!
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
Okay where does that tax collector moment come from like what episode?
@@SurprisedLibrary-xn7ob season 1 episode 7 little dipper
@d_e_s_p_a_c_t_i_o thanks
I like the pilot better
@@Nintendo_girlX7 interesting
go to commercial
Could anyone explain to me the woodpecker joke pls? I don’t get the joke
0:54
Why do they call him Grunkle Stan
@@skyieejgjdi1377 it’s a mix of great and uncle because he is there great uncle
Stan is the younger brother of Dipper & Mabel's grandfather
😢