Time stamps: 0:02 Scary-oke 2:14 Into the Bunker 2:36 The Golf War 4:00 Sock Opera 4:57 Soos and the Real Girl 6:55 Little Gift Shop of Horrors 11:53 Society of the Blind Eye 12:15 Blendin’s Game 12:30 The Love God 13:37 Not What He Seems 14:14 A Tale of Two Stans 15:45 Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons 17:12 The Stanchurian Candidate 21:50 The Last Mabelcorn 22:12 Roadside Attraction 24:04 Dipper And Mabel vs. the Future 24:24 Weirdmageddon
Stan: *[puts Waddles on bus]* Hey, bus guy! this pig is coming with the kids! Bus Driver: hang on a second, bringing animals aboard a moving vehicle is strictly prohibited by- Stan: *[pulls out brass knuckles]* Ford: *[shows ray-gun]* Bus Driver: why- welcome aboard! you can sit in the front row... pig.
Actually that's called scary ogie actually I don't know what's karaoke like this zombies like they come for the ground life that's like that's called karaoke
"Movies are great! You watch the movie. You scare the girl. The girl snuggles up next to you. Next thing you know you gotta raise the kid. Your life falls apart." Wow XD
The funniest thing is that he didn't experience that. He doesn't have kids himself. Mable and Dipper are descendants of his third sibling - we could see that child, when parents were shouting at him.
I’m not a diehard fan of Gravity Falls... more of a casual fan then anything else. And that might be why it took so long for me to realize how much I love this guy. That and witnessing a senior citizen cosplaying as Gruncle Stan at an anime convention.
0:22 Literally me 2:38 People who have long hair and cook without a hat 3:12 Me when- (I'm not even going 2 finish that sentence) 4:06 My parents when they see me doing weird sh*t 7:23 Me when I just laugh randomly 10:48 How to Date a Girl 101 10:59 Doing homework be like 13:06 Most teenagers be like 15:27 Me in school 16:21 Me and brother 21:46 Me and the boys 25:14 "Yeah exactly, it's a total load of sh*t" (Yes, for some reason I made relatable moments for me)
one of the reason that i love Grunkle Stan is that he looks legit like my granpapa on my dad's side. minus the tax frauding part but, enter the stylish and wholesomeness. now i miss him. im just waiting for us to go on a vaca to visit them.
"Look at me. TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise-guy but you made one fatal mistake, YOU MESSED WITH MY FAMILY." -Stanley"Stan" Pines
Stan: Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child Me: *laughs uncontrollably* Stanley: MONEY (grabs an armful of coins and runs out the room) Stanford: (stands completely still with a blank expression on his face)
Time stamps:
0:02 Scary-oke
2:14 Into the Bunker
2:36 The Golf War
4:00 Sock Opera
4:57 Soos and the Real Girl
6:55 Little Gift Shop of Horrors
11:53 Society of the Blind Eye
12:15 Blendin’s Game
12:30 The Love God
13:37 Not What He Seems
14:14 A Tale of Two Stans
15:45 Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons
17:12 The Stanchurian Candidate
21:50 The Last Mabelcorn
22:12 Roadside Attraction
24:04 Dipper And Mabel vs. the Future
24:24 Weirdmageddon
thx boii
Dedication
@SAEEE TV the. *WHAT*
You forgot the part where Stan defeated Bill Cipher.
@@StareachValcin I included that in the original upload, but it got copyright blocked for that one scene, so I had to remove it.
"kids, if I die, make sure I get bigger gravestone then Ford" 🤣🤣
Lm mL lol
Dipper and Mabel: *nod*
Tombstone but same thing
But still don’t get something wrong about gravity falls
That was a tad jerk move
" i will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly"
9:56 “I have a *certain gesture* I would like to share with you” The writing on this show is top quality
🖕
Hahahahahah
F word
He forgot to give the gesture
That joke went over my head for many many years
Best of Gruncle stan: The entire show
@Epic Droplets😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
A-greed
XD *y e s*
True
So true
It's cute that Stan calls Mabel "sweetie" and "pumpkin".
“There’s no cops in the forest, we take this to our graves.” -Grunkle Stan
69 likes nice don't like
Nice
Grenda: *winks*
furyblade yt I didn’t understand a word you said
Alfie MacKay If you meant don’t like the comment then no
“Just the entire u.s government”
“ *THE W H A T ?* “
Electric Energy I love their dynamic
I love the look on fords face when stan dose his normal shit
21:31 One of Stan’s listed crimes is “Pug Trafficking.”
21:51 The very next episode, showing Stan actually Pug Trafficking.
pugs
I never noticed that
🙂
I noticed that today while binge rewatching the show.
Tax fraud
@@billcipher6949 says the demon
"You kids were nothing but a nuisance and I'm glad to be rid of ya"
Always makes me cry.
Me too 😭
Out of context this is hilarious, but also same
Yea the saddest part
I love when he threatens the bus driver to make the pig ride the bus
Ikr 🥺🥺🥺🥺
"The Pig" is named Waddles!... And he is the hero we need, but don't deserve!
and the music was just perfect
Stan: *[puts Waddles on bus]* Hey, bus guy! this pig is coming with the kids!
Bus Driver: hang on a second, bringing animals aboard a moving vehicle is strictly prohibited by-
Stan: *[pulls out brass knuckles]*
Ford: *[shows ray-gun]*
Bus Driver: why- welcome aboard! you can sit in the front row... pig.
I cried
27:35 They were ready to pound him to death so Mabel could bring Waddles, ABSOLUTE GRUNKLES OF THE CENTURY
Facts, they were ready to merc the guy.
ABSOLUTELY
That man was safer during weirdmagton
Ford was ready to shoot a bitch
14:05
"Wait, I am alone.
I can swear for real!
Son of a..."
I couldn’t stop laughing at that part
I love how this show got away with so much
@@Kyfor8 female dog
ANHALE S O N O F A B * C T H !
14:07
13:52
looks like his ex wife's aim finally got better
Lilith: Believe me, it got A LOT better.
Actually that's called scary ogie actually I don't know what's karaoke like this zombies like they come for the ground life that's like that's called karaoke
@@shanikajohnson2078 It was a joke
Stan: Her aim is gettin’ better!
Me: You don’t know what’s coming.
One of many boomers we respect.
The ONLY boomers we respect
Also Carl from up I think that’s his name
*cash money*
@@voltspark3456 yeah that's his name
@@voltspark3456 Carl from Up isn't a boomer
"The only wrinkly monster who harrassed my family, is me!" Best line ever
Yup
“I’ll have you know that duck-tective has a big mystery element, and a lot of humor that goes over the kids heads!”
That reminds me of another awesome show, its sad that it only had 2 seasons.
HHMMMMM sounds familiar
@@jinbiwu3616 practically every smartly written animated show since Gravity Falls premiered.
Sounds familiar lmao. But fr I’m getting the jokes now like 10 yrs later lmao
Ducktective is a video game now too !
The fact the brothers flash a knuckle brass and a laser gun just shows how we were never forget them
If someone dosnet threaten some with bodily harm because there threatening you happiness do they really love you?
This show gave me my senior quote: "Well, I learned nothing!" 10:13
That’s the whole reason I’ve been watching this
i hate shirts
My senior quote will be “it’s not about winning or losing, its about sending a message
Ok
@@Human-gu2cx
Yeah, like leaving a certain hand gesture
3:07 I love how the best insult that Pacifica come up against Mabel is “braces”
Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?
Idk back in the day braces used to be something people were really ashamed of
@@tigerkat4419 What the heck let's do it
I thought she said racist
When life gives you lemons
You call em yellow oranges and sell em for twice the price
This is the best thing I've heard all day XD
@Kar Clust DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?!
Shyguy king that’s Stanford’s version of that saying
You said it
When life gives you lemons you burn them with fire
“Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?”
**rolls up sleeve**
I don’t know, we’d have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
The only person who harasses my family is ME!
if it's pacifica its fine
@@at-bazelgeuse nah she's cool
@@Han_Niche but before her charicter development
'The only wrinkly monster who harrasses my family is ME!'
Gotta be Stan's best quote everrr
Yea
My assp
“These fairy bites are getting worse.”
“Hey, look, listen-“
*the Zelda reference is appreciated*
I can’t believe I’m only realizing how much adult jokes are in this series.
its like springfield high institute of technology level jokes
10:02 has always gone right past my head till now
What's in the box?
Okay it’s still going over my head can you please explain?
0:54 literally says sex tf
22:08 BEST scene ever of Grunkle Stan
"MONEYYYYYY" *breaks door*
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TEACH KIDS SWEARS""
we need this as an actual meme please
@@Ribbons0121R121 it's too late now
Lego Jar Jar Binks fanboy and chum chum became a meme and Rick roll came back, it's never too late to meme anything.
HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES
That was the first "one does not simply" meme I ever saw
"Soos, would It be wrong to punch a child." is such an underrated line.
*Would it be wrong to punch a child?*
Would it be wrong to punch a dog
No
@@Thatma you can punch anything when there's no cops around so yeah
Anything is legal when no cops are around!
No I do it every time
The fact that this is Stan’s best moments and you didn’t include his confrontation with Bill is more criminal than Stan’s first degree llamacide
But that's sad
4:45-4:53 this entire part is just Alex Hersch talking to himself
That's like 1/5 of the show
Yes
I-
Bottt Productions yes and half of the characters are voiced by him sooooo yea
Same with 3:42-4:00
12:53 “WHAT THE H” omg I see what they did there 😂😂😂
When that episode came out I said it again and I got yelled at
Grunkle stan is the best cartoon character
Human best human character the best is Bill cipher
No,
S O O S
Yes he is
one of the best cartoon character
eh, ford was pretty great too
"Movies are great! You watch the movie. You scare the girl. The girl snuggles up next to you. Next thing you know you gotta raise the kid. Your life falls apart." Wow XD
10:48
The funniest thing is that he didn't experience that. He doesn't have kids himself. Mable and Dipper are descendants of his third sibling - we could see that child, when parents were shouting at him.
“Best of Grunkle Stan season two”
**proceeds to show every scene showing him in season 2**
Hey, it isn't clickbait.
I mean they're not wrong
Well stan is the best grunkle, so be it :v
Except for the scene where his memory is erased
@@DonutMaster56 yes thankfully I wouldn’t be able to handle the feels
1:30 is my ‘I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me’ moment
Unfortunately you pinpointed the exact same moment for me
Stan-The mystery shack is now closed,I won't hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!!
Me-arnt u part of the elderly???
@Madam Rabbit Good point
No, he's part of the Grunkle Stan not elderly. I have no idea who this elderly character is.
Grunkle Stan will always be younger than the elderly.
You know how tonspell elderly, but not aren't.
I’m not a diehard fan of Gravity Falls... more of a casual fan then anything else. And that might be why it took so long for me to realize how much I love this guy. That and witnessing a senior citizen cosplaying as Gruncle Stan at an anime convention.
7:20 your Bill is showing, Stan
Sorry, he was just thinking of something funny he heard earlier
@@MrMisfortune oh
Same Coin Theory strikes again! 😅🤣
@@MV96_Same Coin Theory fans now that Billford is canon: 😅
11:25 Grunkle Stan casually
Drugs somebody
And put him in a plastic Cage as attraction
So every time Stanley is on screen?
I like it.
How's about Mabel knits Soos a pig costume...
@@seamusbenn2967 I like it!
@@seamusbenn2967 that would be very pog
@@sweethysteria8737 so what if we use Soos as a human sacrifice?
@@leeharry1842 I like it!
"I don't want my car falling into China"
Greatest voice line I have ever heard
My favorite part is: going to the golf course after dark I dunno were gonna have to break in....... JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
Lol
And right after that when the car goes through at breakneck speed
*VROOM*
*BOOM*
*VROOM*
Stan : *stubs toe with some minor swearing*
Stan : Wait, I'm alone. I can scream for real!
Stan : SON OF A-!!!
Classic comedy
“I can swear for real” not scream
10:48 - 10:57
Well. Looks like he's speaking from experience. I don't know how to feel about this. Stanley jas a kid somewhere in the world.
And that's strange, because Dipper and Mable are definitely not his grandchildren. I actually think, that he didn't experience that.
Well this episode is non canon
"We'd have to break in, JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN!" Is it bad that sounds like half my friends
Nope! You have great friends!
Can your friends help me commit arson?
Did somebody say arson?!
Yes, yes it is
Nope! Breaking into places with friends is amazing!
1:06
"Welcome to the Mystery Shack gentlemen! What can I get ya? Keychains? Snow globes? These rare pictures of American presidents?" 😂
The funniest attempt at bribing ever
13:17 ahh yes parenting at its finest
Haha
0:22 Literally me
2:38 People who have long hair and cook without a hat
3:12 Me when- (I'm not even going 2 finish that sentence)
4:06 My parents when they see me doing weird sh*t
7:23 Me when I just laugh randomly
10:48 How to Date a Girl 101
10:59 Doing homework be like
13:06 Most teenagers be like
15:27 Me in school
16:21 Me and brother
21:46 Me and the boys
25:14 "Yeah exactly, it's a total load of sh*t"
(Yes, for some reason I made relatable moments for me)
I love your profile picture! I love Luca.
@@disneyparksstarwarslover7638 thank you! it's my favorite movie haha
7:52 why does Stan have the eye of Sauron just around the mystery shack
It’s not for sale
And Ash's right hand...
Why don't you have the eye of Sauron whatever that is
He has the Palantir of Sauron...
Feel sorry for Sauron for everything he has seen in the Mystery Shack...
It's not for sale it's his personal collection
one of the reason that i love Grunkle Stan is that he looks legit like my granpapa on my dad's side. minus the tax frauding part but, enter the stylish and wholesomeness.
now i miss him. im just waiting for us to go on a vaca to visit them.
18:52 one does not simply make a "one does not simply" meme in a cartoon.
This is the rebooted mr krabs that makes being greedy actually funny and makes the character likeable
And even have better character arc too
“Whoa, kids fighting! I can sell this!”
Karate kid in a nutshell
3:01 Cuties: “No”
My favorite meme of LotR 18:51
Boromir would be delighted of this relic
Plus this takes place in 2012
3:50 I forgot about that scene - I'm wheezing LOLL
Sorry but I have to say it
This is a certified hood classic
.
You don't need to apologise. This is definitely a certified hood classic.
“You need to get rich or lie about being rich other than that I don’t like your chances”- That is a good piece of advice for me lol
*Jesus christ I forgot how horrifying "Old Goldy" was.*
Hey aren't they still legally married?
Yeah they never divorced
So everytime he flirts on a lady, he's technically cheating on Old Goldy?
@silent oh my god your right.
Technically, FORD is married to Old Goldie…
1:44 more people need to talk about this 😂
6:32 so we’re not gonna talk about this one 👁👄👁
How about this 6:48 😂
Can't believe it's an actual cannon thing
“Well, that just put me 90 minutes closer to death” is a movie review I’ve had to use a few times in my life
10:14 me after graduating high school.
Too true.
I promise
You learnt nothing
Factz
If you graduated from high school
I love the moment when both Stan and Ford say "Can it Soos!" at the same time.
This is epic.
"I don't know we have to break in- *JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN* !"
I don't understand I completely don't deserve this
"Look at me. TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise-guy but you made one fatal mistake, YOU MESSED WITH MY FAMILY."
-Stanley"Stan" Pines
12:13 tv show when im watching alone
3:53 tv show when my mom comes in
Exactly then they say like YOu CAnT WaTCh ThAT AnYMoRe not with gravity falls but with that new show big city greens lol
Yeah.. yeah...
I photosynthesize with this
Lol
Why is Soos eating his own pants?
@@gaygremlin9773 🇮 🇭 🇦 🇻 🇪 🇳 🇴 🇮 🇩 🇪 🇦
Quick reminder that gruncle Stan is in his 60’s 1:26
The face I make 0.00002 seconds before I sneeze
16:41 also he killed Nave
I miss this show so Much, I’ve watched each season at least 2 dozen times 😂
Unfixing me too
Stan: he’s family he won’t bite
Ford: HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES!?!?
I love that scene- ✨
Love to see the gravity falls community still journeying on. I love this show so much
I just realized that both Stan and Ford have the "what else do you want, a Kiss on the cheek?" line, it's so silly
Grunkle stan: What do you want from me?
1 second later: KIDS
(19:40 - 19:42)
I love how he is simultaneously an old man with old man pains, and out of nowhere he is punching bald eagles out of the sky 🤣🤣🤣
God I forgot how much I missed this show
Grunkle Stan: The best disney character of all time.
Every scene with grunkle Stan is the best scene of grunkle stan
stan:we'd have to break in and-
stans when his head is in the right place:JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
I love that Stan just has the eye of Mordor lying around
Grunkle Stan beating zombies with his bare hands will always be the most bad-a** thing I’ve ever seen an ‘elderly’ cartoon character do
“I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly.”
It's like coffee and nightmares had a baby 😂🤣🤣🤣
“Wait, it’s all best of grunkle Stan?”
“Always has been”
Robro 3000 HAHAHAHAHA
My favorite still has to be “No just us... also maybe the entire U.S Government.” 🤣
I will always appreciate the Navi reference at 16:45
Haha yes I somehow never noticed that... That's sad...
3:15 JUST KIDDING, LET'S BRAKE IN! 😂😂😂
19:15
Stan: Now Just the lady’s
Middle guy at counter: Wait what did he say
This is literally just Stan being a mood for 28 minutes straight
Stan: Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Stanley: MONEY (grabs an armful of coins and runs out the room)
Stanford: (stands completely still with a blank expression on his face)
'Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?'
What a riot
I think you meant every moment that Grunkle Stan is on screen, cause he truly is a golden character
Grunkle Stan is a action hero uncle in season 2, zombie killer and outsmarted Bill and punched him out of existence.
Is it wrong for Stan to be one of your favorite characters ever?
No
Nopeeeeeee
No
Where do you think my name comes from
If it’s wrong I don’t wanna be right
"a man wants his privacy and I can respect that."
*[throws grappling hook over fence]*
"well, everyone over the fence."
We would have to break in... JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
*skrrrtttttttt*
"the only wrinkly monster that harasses my family is M E" is such an underrated line
Lol when he made a air ballon I heart kids then it said i eat kids
Thanks, Arturo.
*humanity is not deserving of that scene*
*Be thankful that it wasnt only the R that fell*
“Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?”
“No, Mr.Pines”