Guards’ Reactions to Character's Skills in Skyrim
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- Guards comment on character’s developed skills. It needs 30 lvl of skills for reaction.
There are no comments in the game for Blacksmithing, Block, and Alteration.
Source: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guard...
00:00 Alchemy
00:10 Conjuration
00:16 Archery
00:20 Destruction
00:25 Enchanting
00:31 Heavy Armor
00:35 Illusion
00:40 Light Armor
00:44 Lockpicking
00:49 One-handed
00:50 Pickpocket
1:04 Restoration
1:10 Sneak
1:13 Speech
1:22 Two-handed - เกม
Skyrim Special Edition without mods. I correct the color during a video editing for a more juicy picture :)
Any smithing quotes?
@@insertclevernamehere1186 There aren't but they will comment if your wearing a full set certain armors. Namely ebony, dragon bone, and dragon scale. They might comment with another light armor as well but I ussually wear heavy armor so I'd probably miss it.
@@jacobcompagna5304 No respect for the blacksmiths of this world...
@@insertclevernamehere1186 I know right
No Block either?
"Conjure me up a warm bed, wouldn't you?" Sounds like the guard is making a poor attempt at flirting
Works for me...
That's not a poor attempt, that's really smooth as far as i'm concerned. A guardswoman flirts with me with that line you bet i'll be conjuring all kinds of shit lol.
@@piccoloatburgerking
Spell: Chad cloak
Level: Master (100)
Description: For 6 minutes, nearby females have their armor rating halved and get attracted by the caster.
Magicka cost: 69 per second.
Spell tome: Dropped by Ebony Warrior
@@nugget7865 Conjure me up a warm bed, wouldn't you?
Sounds like it could be a low speech check flirt if Skyrim had New Vegas' dialogue system
0:50 "You're like me, 'uh?" *proceeds to talk shit on two-handed weapons while visibly equipped with one*
She uses it like a mace
She mono-wields hammer so she can also se a shield
maybe she hates it, but is forced to use it
@@cactusowo1835 I really wish one handed hammers were in skyrim.
Who said she likes her weapon maybe she was forced to use it
She have mad strength if she can wield that weapon with one hand
She even has mad strength if she's able to wield it with two
@@JH-zs3bs dual wield two two hand swords, holy crap
@@tampenismall2195 she makes Guts look like a chump
can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
@@KlaussMarcellus nope…
"Conjure me up a warm bed would you?"
You see, I could do that, but your bed would be a very pissed off daedra forced into the shape of a bed and it would only last a few minutes
(Conjures bed made of living human flesh)
"What? It's not my fault necromancy falls under the Conjuration type."
@@insertclevernamehere1186 New conjugaration master level spell: bed thrall
I mean Conjuration also has bit of Displacement Magic in it, wich means that you can summon up a bed, just someone is going to be sleeping on the floor that day.
@@elgatto3133 that spell could have other implications
she was flirting
I remember seeing this one meme some where a guard said "So you can cast a few spells, am I supposed to be impressed?" and the guard was in the sitting animation but was also floating in the air.
Well, levitation isn't something you as the player can do in vanilla Skyrim. So yes, you should be in awe at his casual, raw power. Lol
that guard was only using 20% of his power
"I see no God up here but ME."
this guard can beat shaggy
that guard did a tour in Morrowind.
"hands to yourself, sneak thief" is burned into my memory permanently
"But I don't steal anything! I'm just a stealth archer!"
@@morphingninja Meanwhile at the Lakeview Manor: CHEESE!!! STOLEN ROLLS OF CHEESE!!! HUNDREDS OF THEM!!!
"I've heard about you...and your honeyd words"
As someone who gravitated naturally towards using stealth a lot, as well as my character being a khajiit, same. You'd think that a thane of Whiterun who's never done anything to piss the hold off, would be treated with a bit more respect
I can never hear the lockpicking part without thinking "Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we'll have a real big party."
Gamer Poop ruined my mind.
'This blade couldn't cut butter.'
She says, with a hammer on her back. A dull weapon.
I mean it sure as hell wouldn’t be doing much cutting
To be fair, she's right, it won't cut butter
I guess the weapon isn't the only dull thing around.
“You’re like me. You don’t like those clunky two handed weapons” she says with a warhammer on her back
>Monster Hunter player be like: "Gotta sharpen me hammer~"
Perhaps that two-handed guard lady is simply pissed because Stormcloak regulations forced her into using a giant two-handed hammer, instead of her usual mace.
"The gods gave you two hands, use it for your weapon."
Some stormcloak asshole
@@feywildheart2878 actually falkreath supports the empire
@@kurgan1 well yeah but that doesn't bar a Stormcloak supporter from entry as long as they keep their mouth shut about it
@@kurgan1 and that's stormcloak attire, is it not?
Shitcloak
“Conjure me up a warm bed wont you?”
“i can do that?”
Tries it and makes a bed of ice... Fuck.
Frostfall adds a conjuration spell that summons a shelter.
I love the idea of a mage being asked to do something and immediately responding with "I can do that?"
Survival Mode suddenly got easier 🤣
apocalypse mod adds that, but its an alteration spell
Also for Archery: "Keep your arrows in their quiver, archer" .
I don't think I've ever heard that one.
Never heard that!
i think that's when you have a bow equipped
We don't need any more knee injuries
I heard this one for the first time yesterday
“Fancy yourself an alchemist, huh? Never could get the hang of that.”
I imagine the guard is referring to the time he tried mixing Mead with a Potion of Fortify Destruction and fell asleep in his own vomit.
Lmao or maybe he drank a weakness to poison and got alcohol poisoning
Or the time he tried sampling a giant's toe.
@@icedtease1973 yeah, that’s pretty f**king disgusting when you think about it for even half a second.
mead bomb
@@Slender_Man_186 You mean hot, right?
College of Winterhold people: "Nords don't trust MAGIC! The College is the only safe place to use MAGIC"
Skyrim's Guards: *show nothing but respect towards a skilled mage dragonborn*
I mean... would you wanna fuck with someone that can conjure blades and hurl fireballs?
Do you really want to shit take the person who can turn you into dust just by talking?
The college is just paranoid, I've only met a few npcs who think badly of it
The funny thing is ancient Nords respected and even USED magic I think, but the AD came along and ruined it.
@@TheBlackAntagonist fuckin knife-ears ruin everything
Me: Passes the Whiterun speech check once
Every Whiterun Guard for the rest of my playthrough: HeArD aBoUt YoU aNd YoUr HoNeYeD wOrDs
I got them one playthrough to say these and I hadn't level most of them up yet
My headcanon is that guards are prone to gossip and that kind of info spreads fast
@@tortoiseknight8438
“yo some orc dude just told me he needs to see the jarl because of this dragon thing”
“wow what a charlatan 🙄”
@@beverlyarcher546 yeah, all of these activate once you reach only like 20 in a skill. You can hear all of these on one character pretty easily.
@@Slender_Man_186 I think it triggers around 40 in any skill and becomes more common yhe higher level the skill is because I don't hear most of these lines until a couple hours into a playthough
“Dull old blade can barely cut butter”
Ma’am that’s because it’s a hammer
Aside from that, I can't help but think that the guard was approaching the wrong person for the job, even if they had a sword.
When a guard tells me to enchant their sword to be sharper, I feel like yelling "That's not my department. Go ask a smith to give it a turn on the grindstone!"
@@quentincoetzee4313idk maybe the line was gonna be for smiting
What the hell do the guards have against shopkeepers? Never understood that hostility lol
I think it's a reference to bribing your way out of arrest.
Maybe the shopkeep sold them the dull old blade that can barely cut butter.
@@lyrethefolf their asses are gonna get overcharged with my boot.
Shop keepers/merchants never have been popular among common people. Think about it. People will always complain about prices being too high, merchants back then and even now have a stigma of being greedy and cheap (which they have to be) but being frugal does you no favors in popularity. They treat nobility better than common folk because nobility has coin and common folk doesn’t. In a lot of medieval games even fantasy or even historically accurate medieval rpgs/rts I always hear npc’s complaining about merchants/shop owners
Through out history they were never really liked...so probably same in skyrim.
Guard: "Destruction Magic's fine just don't go burning any buildings."
Me: "You can do that?!?"
Good thing that Skyrim isn't D&D or shit might went from 0 to 1000000000 real fucking quick
As someone who was in a party with a sorcerer who thought casting fireball at a river full of piranha in the middle of a massive forest was an ok idea... things can indeed go wrong in flammable areas.
After the group got captured by patrolling soldiers/guards (minus me, because I was booking it from the time incantation started and recognized the intention) and got to the town where I had ran ahead to and I waited, the sorcerer started another fire in the grass built town in order to escape as the group pointed me out to the soldiers and got enough of a distraction.
That town happened to be the one which supposedly sold pets, a lost opportunity much to the disappointment of my Beastmaster Ranger...
@@morphingninja Respect to the Beastmaster, one of the least viable classes combat wise, but great for RP and support.
It's amazing how out of hand fire can get. One fireball in a camp can have tents ignite and leap from tent to tent. Hell, it's why my enemies rarely use gunpowder anymore, because they ignited the stuff with a wall of fire.
@@dudemcguy8949 I started multi-classing into druid after getting about 9-10 levels in, we were playing an accelerated campaign with some custom stuff like I could potentially tame any beast if I was able to find it and pass some skill checks (so favored enemy was beasts) by mid-late game I had a Giant Toad companion and late game I had a Giant Eagle companion as well (which had dragonbone armor with a dragon-skull helm and like a 26 AC) and they had companion boosts.
But the utility definitely worked in our favor a few times, being healer and then backup healer when we had a cleric, Pass Without a Trace for escapes/infiltration, and when the rouges had a heist in a museum in a wizard city Nondetection made a smooth operation for them.
I never knew the “honeyed words” one was linked to speech! I always assumed they were talking about being able to summon the thu’um! the more you know
You must be an ESL
I thought it was because I persuaded the guard outside of whilerun to let me into the city.
@@fokkusuh4425 funny enough i’m not lol, i just always end up reverting back to the same playstyle and hear the same things
The last way I’d describe the dragon shouts is honey-like but that’s an interesting parallel
I thought it was linked to getting someone to be willing to marry you
"Go fiddling with any locks around here, we're going to have a real problem."
Yes. You are.
I'd prefer that real BIG party myself
@@GrexofFaria what manner of sissiness is this?
@@pumpkinspicegaming116 Get your groove on, soldier. These boys work hard, and they play harder.
@@Nod_Lucario mmmaaayybeee wweee cooould iiiinviiite soooommee wooommeennn?
*music stops and proceeds to RKO you* @@BlooOcean
"The Gods gave you two hands, and you use both of them for your weapon, I can respect that." Beautifully delivered and written line, that's why I have hundreds of hours sunken into this game.
My favorite out of them.
@@richardball5843 same. I like to often switch up what weapons I use, but my favorite weapons will always be the two handed ones. (Plus the Wabbajack) So hearing the guards agree with me just feels special.
During my mage playthrough I’ve heard lots of “hail summoner” which is weird coming from people who don’t like magic
You're powerful enough that they can't afford to be disrespectful to your face.
I always thought they were being sarcastic.
most nords dont trust magic but that doesnt mean they would all hate mages
A powerful enough magic user in the elder scrolls world could become a god. I don't think they're gonna take any chances lmao
Hail in that sense is them just calling you over.
If you hold up a hand to get a Taxi drivers attention to let you in, you are hailing a taxi, or calling out to a friend who can't see you, you're hailing them.
"You're like me, eh? Don't fancy those two handed weapons."
**Carries a two handed sword**
Because they're the only guard strong enough to wield a two-hand weapon one-handed.
That was a warhammer
yeah doesnt really like it but uses it basically
bit like you have to work with a PC at the office and have a Mac at home (or other way around)
No offense but it was a hammer
I like the second alchemy response. It's like, the guard has tried it and failed, so they respect your skill in it.
Sounds like genuine friendly banter.
Can’t say how many times I’ve heard the line about two handed weapons
I’ve never heard that, then again I do only use two enchanted swords(current ones ebony) that I’m unable to upgrade because I enchanted them
Guard: you're like me huh, dont fancy those two handed weapons
Also guard: *has giant 5 foot warhammer*
She can swing it one handed lol
"Is that a Spear? I doubt anyone has carried one of those in over an age"
"Mysticism? Who needs mysticism?"
"Are you wearing medium armor? Well, to each their own, I guess."
"Ah, a hand-to-hand fighter. Win enough boxing matches and you'll afford a real weapon!"
"Summon me a warm bed*
Well, I can conjure up a bed, but we'll have to warm it up ourselves 😏
smooth as butter
(Conjures bed made of living human flesh)
"What? It's not my fault necromancy falls under the Conjuration type."
so youre a master of speech
SPEECH
That’s him, officer, that’s the horny.
I actually love how chill the guards are
They're like frat house douchebags. What are you talking about lol
0:50 said a guard with a Two-Handed Hammer
Yeah lamo
"Dull old blade can barley cut butter"
Ive heard this at LEAST a 100 times in my playthrough of skyrim
I like how the guard with a shield (and therefore a one-handed weapon) appreciates his two-handed skill, while the guard with the two hander compliments his one-handed. Nice
The guards’ voice lines is something I never got tired of. To this day, I still talk to them when I play through, even when every line is burned into my brain.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow in the knee.
@@OrcBro heard they are reforming the dawnguard vampire hunters or something in the old fort near riften might consider joining up myself
Stormcloaks, Imperials, dragons... No matter to me what I kill; let them come.
"Stay out of trouble."
Obi-Wan: The best defence is a swift and decisive offense.
Guard: Best offence is a good defence, am I right?
Me: confused fighting
Trust Obi-Wan. always. he has the high ground after all.
why not both
Actually, these statements aren't contradictory
The fencest fence is a good fence.
"I have a lot of respect for the Restoration School. Skyrim could use more healers." Omg that guard is so right.
I always wished for an annoyed healer follower. A follower who is good at restoration magic, and who would heal the DB, while being a little Tsundere. Well, more like annoyed like healers in FPS shooters. "No, you're the DPS! Not the tank! I'm focusing on the tank! Whooops, rogue pulled, guess who's NOT getting healed now. You're all stupid!"
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic; don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
@@gwendolynsnyder463 lol, that was very specific...
Guards: I respect the Restoration school. Skyrim could use more healers.
Me, spamming poison runes: Healers?
@@gwendolynsnyder463Colette should've been a follower 😅
The guards to my Dragonborn who did his best to be law-abiding and never stole anything in his whole life: “Hands to yourself, sneak thief.”
My Dragonborn: Ah well, may as well do theft-based missions now..
Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll me: no *in head* I was THE ONE WHO STOLE ALL OF THE SWEET ROLLS *out loud* what are sweet rolls?
Some of my characters get called a sneak thief even when they've never stolen anything in their life.
I swear they always say the line about swords while wielding a two handed weapon
Probably because they left the sword at the barracks because it’s dull, and are therefore resorting to other weapons.
they also say it if you wield 2 one handed because i dont use a 2handed and heard that a lot
"The best offense is a good defense am i right."
Yep i agree on that idea.
The subtitles. 😂
"Can you brew me a _nail."_
"Fear for the boy."
0:25 I would love to go around enchaining swords! "BAM! your sword is enchanted and your sword is enchanted! ... everyone's swords are enchanted"
Considering by midgame I'm flush with so many filled soul gems as to actually start weighing me down, It'd actually be pretty fun to enchant a bunch of NPC's weapons for the war effort. By the time you're endgame and have focused on enchanting, smithing, and alchemy, you could supply the Empire to the point where the Thalmor wouldn't stand a chance. Supply the soldiers with the alchemical version of pervitin and set them loose with enchanted dragon armor and weapons.
@@danam2595: You can kind of do that in Fallout 4 by arming all of your settlers to your liking. A similar system in Skyrim would be really cool. Someone should make that a mod, if it isn't one already.
@@danam2595 agreed.
If you reverse pickpocket enchanted gear into their inventory, will they use it?
@@TheNeilBlack hmm you may be onto something there!
Me: gets one level in alchemy by eating ingredients
Guards: "Fancy yourself an alchemist uh?
"Conjure me up a warm bed will you?"
Sorry, i don't conjure happy endings.
But I will conjure you a VERY angry Daedra that likes to gut things for the sheer thrill of it.
It's little interactions like this that make games feel more alive, it always puts a smile on my face to have some form of interactions with the NPCs
I like how all the guards seem to have maxed out the appraisal skill.
"Destruction magics fine, just dont go burning down any buildings" ive heard that a lot as a mage fan
"Don't fancy those clunky two-handed weapons"
- is literally using a greatsword
That’s either a warhammer or a battleaxe. The handle is too long to be a greatsword.
“Don’t fancy those clunky two-handed weapons” she must be holding that for a friend
0:25 *I think you'd be better of going to a blacksmith for that. Now, if you want a fork that can burn, freeze and shock your enemy and steal their soul, THEN I'm your man!*
Also, no love for smithing?
Oh yeah, I just realized that there are no lines for smiting. That really sucks...
No Block or Alteration either...
@@stevenbart2375
"I'd bet you could parry one of those giants without flinching."
"Don't go turning the livestock into gold now, traveler."
Those took me like 30 seconds to come up with. Come on, Bethesda.
@@icedtease1973 "I've seen you at the local forge, we could all use some stronger arms and armor round here."
You guys are amazing
"Conjure me up a warm bed would you?"
Is she flirting with me?
1:04
*Happy Collete Marence noises*
i always liked that last guy's reaction to two handed skill. he's like "you like 2handed weapons, fair enough, i'm more of a 1 handed guy myself but you do you"
"don't fancy those two handed weapons" *LITTERALLY HAS A TWO HANDED WEAPON ON BACK*
You fool! You fell for her trap! She knew you would point out the fact of the two-handed warhammer when saying it, but what you failed to realize is that she never claimed to two hand said warhammer!
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk, I appreciate it
I always wished I could find a mod that would introduce a _conjure warm bed_ spell and a misc. quest to complete when they do the Conjuration line.
Apocalypse mod does have a conjurer bed spell!!! XD and yes I use it every time a guard says that line
0:58 the dude be like "lol same"
0:12 did she just....
I mean, I've heard worse pickup lines before.
Lmao
Ah to have the small talk skills of a Skyrim guard.
"dont fancy those clanky two handed weapons" - is literally carrying one
1:05 that really nice for everyone who main healing classes
See, this is where, I really really hope that in the next Elder Scrolls single player game, I can do nice things for people like:
Enchant the guard’s sword for him, thereby making him/her more effective at combat. Stuff like that. Doing nice things for people and have a sort of karma system or something. Immerse myself in a world where I can set trends and such. If I use magic more often, so do NPCs. Skyrim sort of does that, but not nearly as much as I want to.
Thiiiis.
I want a two handed shield
You're cute
"Lightly armored means light on your feet, smart."
Me wearing full daedric armor and wielding a battleaxe of ebony: "Yes."
Well...TECHNICALLY it's considered "light" to your character since they can basically exist wearing it all AND have other things while preforming normal movement. So in conclusion...dey kinda rite tho
"Dull old Blade cant cut butter"
Has a Warhammer on her back 🤣
“You’re like me huh? Don’t fancy those two handed weapons” Coming from the woman with a two handed war hammer
Guardswoman: “don’t suppose you’d enchant my sword, blade can barely cut through butter”
*has two handed battleaxe on back*.... sWoRd
Yes sword, definitely
“Your like me huh? Don’t fancy those two handed weapons.” *HAS A STEEL WARHAMMER*
“So you’re like me, don’t favor those clumsy 2 handed weapons.”
Says the woman with a big warhammer on her back.
Who says she uses that with two hands?
@@aswd90, fair point.
Guard: don’t think you can barter with me like one of those damn shop keepers.
Me: actually in the speech skill tree there are perks that allow me to do just that.
Guard: bull shit.
Me: no it’s true also I have the choice to be thane of the hold and I can literally ask you to look the other way as long as it’s a small crime.
Guard: I don’t get paid enough for this.
"Conjure me up a warm bed would you?"
Are u hitting on me? Lol
The Skyrim guards will always be my favorite characters because of these video and these videos only
I wish we could use our skills for stuff like the guard said about enchanting. Kinda like just random tasks you could do to get individuals to like you more or make some cash from helping people out.
Flames have always been my most used spell, I can't count the amount of times I've been told by a guard to "watch those Flames" also I always remove the timers from shouts so I use whirlwind sprint a lot to go through most cities, I can't tell you how many times I've been stopped by a guard just to have them scold me for shouting, but won't do anything about it.
Or when they start to shit their pants when you charge up a spell… and for some dumb reason It usually happens for me when I use candlelight
The fact that this exists adds a lot more soul to these guards
Last three videos from you,are awesome keep it up!
"you're like me eh, don't fancy those clunky two handed weapons" meanwhile with a two handed weapons equipped
Sure bring more of that content
As a very typical wood elf archer myself. The “hands to yourself, sneak thief” is the only one I get 😂
Been playing Skyrim since late 2013 and have never realized that the guards have this depth of a reaction.
i didnt know they had reactions to your skills when you reach a certain point in them, i thought the ol' "ill cut off your hand" line was just part of the normal guard voicelines.
1:22 best one
I like how you put on fitting outfits for each!
As someone who prefers magic in every fantasy game ever, I definitely heard the Destruction/Conjuration ones a lot. That and the "YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE RUNNING AROUND WITH DANGEROUS MAGIC LIKE THAT" since I always had two undead bosses following me around lmao.
I thought the “I know your kind, always sneaking about” was in reference to me being a khajiit and they were just being racist
I actually encountered more racism in Raven Rock than Skyrim. The Redoran guard have venom in their voice when they call me a cat, where asin skyrim it's literally just a byword for khajit.
“You’re like me, eh? Don’t fancy those clunky two handed weapons.”- Says the girl with the most clunky type of two handed weapons.
I love this game
"Youre like me huh? Don't fancy those two handed weapons?"
*Literally wearing a two handed battleaxe*
Goddammit don’t make miss Skyrim. These clips are pulling me back in.
0:45
Go fiddlin with any locks around here.
And we're goin to have a real, problem.
😡
People say the nords hate magic, they just hate weak nerds who use destruction lmao
im so glad ive heard all of these
I finally understand why I get these dialogs now THANK YOU
0:31 is that an Obi Wan Referrence
Well clearly the dragonborn isn't good at sneaking and stealing if they get called out for it while not doing it
It's been out for 1 decade, yet I'm still discovering things about the game I didn't know!
So much details this game is amazing
🔥😎
Honestly 1 handed is so good. Yoy have quick attacks, and you can have healing in the other hand. Or a shield.
*or another onr handed weapon*
@@hambergler6385 yeah but it feels strange
@@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly Sir, as level 58 official Skyaholic, I use dual wield and it is fine to me.
@@jessevires5465 I know it's fine as a means of damage I just can't use it without feeling wierd
@@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly I feel the same, unless it's two daggers or two war axes. Then it feels more natural.
Love how the one guard said she doesn’t fancy those clunky two handed weapons yet she has a two handed axe on her back
Wow.. I never actually realised this.. I mean I have occasionally heard the lockpicking and pickpocketing but I never knew it was a thing for all the skills! That’s pretty cool!
Английская озвучка со скандинавским акцентом замечательна.
What enb are you using?
Without mods. Color was corrected during an editing
@@TopGameWorld oh, that's cool
I just like how for most of these interactions they talk to you in such a friendly way it’s kinda wholesome
We needed this too