call me crazy mate but i reckon jesus was just a bloke with a time machine and a 2.5 tonne komatsu... that's how he moved that big boulder outta the way on easter mate 🍻 also use code 'GARN' for 10% off our new merch!!!: lonelykidsclub.com/collections/garn-comedy
The guy from the office wanted me to unload the next truck, he didn't understanded why I can't do it anymore after 4h, the thing was that the rear right wheel got a bit aggressive camber (somewhat between 25and 35°) now im still certified buy only a normal foot worker. I didn't crashed it or overloaded it, only driving on the limit like everyone else
Worked with an Aussie who wore shorts in the warehouse every day (in Scotland) and shades actually. He had a huge scar on one leg. Told me it was a shark bite. Later found out it was caused by a Mitsubishi forklift. Biggest bullshitter I ever met, but fuck he was funny.
@@luke6575 How bad is it? I've only worked at private companies that are pretty casual and allow you your autonomy to get away with a bit of cowboy antics.
As an Aussie pilot that used to fang around breaking pallets on a 3.5T Crown, can confirm it's easier and faster to renew an Instrument Rating than a High Risk Work License with a LF endorsement.
Back in the good old days no such thing as a licence forklift driver, the fork driver was the person who got in earliest and grabbed the keys and it wouldn't be to knock off time they'd get off that seat.
Yes and when the classroom tests started, you can share the answers among yourselves. I got my forklift licence for 3 years now and I still remember how strict they are.
Serious question. Is the forklift really a sought after job? Or is it like on a construction site in the US where using forks sucks and most people don't enjoy it over using a dozer or excavator?
Gotta love Queensland. Fork ticket - two days and needs renewal every few years. Heavy machinery - pay a bloke, tell him you're heaps good and he gives you the ticket he printed out when you made the booking.
Few years ago i was running a commercial roofing job and needed some stuff shifting,asked the PM if he could get his manitou driver to do it.. 'Ah, youve got yer fork ticket, covers you ,do it yerself' The thing was a fucking monster and jumping in the cab was probably the closest im gonna get to being in a jet cockpit(i couldnt even start it as i didnt know it was 2 keys and a button)..no fucking chance was i going to lift stuff 2 stories and not take out half the building.
@@frankryan2505 Ah, but mate don’t you know that’s what the fork lifting license is for. To destroy with a license right? It isn’t? Oh, well I seem to be doing it all wrong. I obviously need a different license.
May be used to be like that but the world is changing fast now. It’s 3 days for a forklift license in NSW but just only 1 day for a heavy rigid truck license. 1 week for a dogging license. A full week for a rigging license. It’s surprisingly easy to get certified to operate some incredibly large pieces of equipment.
@@alyoshapearce5985 Forklift is spread over three days because it's usually done in a class of like 15 idiots. I got mine originally in less than 45 minutes. Now at work I drive a Hyster-22 and that's like an extension of me. Look out! :D
For me, this has very strong "Forklift driver Klaus" vibes: A German safety training film for forklift drivers which starts innocently and ends as a splatter movie.
The true secret to being forklift certified is not being certified at all. Management thinking we've got time for silly things like tests.. And reading work orders... Pff
I'm sure that Declan knows someone with a forklift licence and ask to see it. I have the same licence too, but I know others who have a forklift licence together with all the rigging licenses. I better stop here before Murph and Declan make a video on riggers at the construction sites.
2:01 "Pallet jack's in Bay 4." At my workplace, we don't have bays allocated for our pallet jacks. And even if we did, I guarantee you that they most certainly wouldn't be left there after use! 😂
I've still got the key on my keyring to the forklift from the place I worked at 15 years ago, licence for it has long since expired but it's a nice reminder of being in command of that bad boy :D
In Australia, a forklift certified man has the capacity to pilot any plane, even a 747-800 if he had to. The wings on the plane are basically just really long and wide forklift tines anyway.
Right on! Used to grab 12 hour OT shifts on Sat/Sun at a plastics factory on its last legs before liquidation. Used to get baked and run the fork full tilt with lifted tunes right into stacked pallets of stock. Absolute mayhem for 8 months, then the company folded, and I went overseas backpacking for half a year. Best working arrangement ever!
i drove a forklift today, yesterday and last week, people called in sick, boss knew about it, sat me on the FL. this is 100% the company i work in right now!! nailed it!!!
I remember when we got our new forklift at work, we still had the hire one on hand so i got one of the other workers to get in the hire forklift and drag race me in the new forklift which I won, best part was that my manager came out and saw us doing it, let us finish and get back to work without getting pissy at us, amazing
Used to do forklift work for amway warehouse (unlicensed) , we used to do some drifting with the forklift in reverse. And one of the forklifts was a different model from the others with a little more pep. It was always a race to get that one in the mornings. I want the beast.
This reminded me of *The Best Forklift "PSA" ever:* _Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag_ - It's in German, but it's really not a problem to follow the "lessons" if you don't speak the language. ;)
I remember ripping these things around the farm during my year in Australia with the lads. None of us even fucking P-plated. Forklifts are good fun, might get my license just for a laugh back home.
literally four days after I got my forklift permit. I swear, these things are gonna be in my dreams and nightmares both… Perfect representation, thanks for all the quality content mate! (Please don’t hurt yourself)
You should do every Aussie glassie ever 🤣 we are some funny blokes, always finding random things and having customers always telling us we are doing a good job while stopping us from doing our job
Bluetoothed that around on a 2 pixel nokia man's was living well into the future. Best we had was infrared for sharing! If you both had the drink tremors the next day, forget it mate. Was to much like hard work sharing videos.
Murph should play Soccer, Rugby or AFL, he has that acting skill down so when another player passes within 5 meters he can fall over and "get injured."
call me crazy mate but i reckon jesus was just a bloke with a time machine and a 2.5 tonne komatsu... that's how he moved that big boulder outta the way on easter mate
🍻 also use code 'GARN' for 10% off our new merch!!!: lonelykidsclub.com/collections/garn-comedy
Did my duty and watched twice.
Didn't even skip the ads mate
Love your work
But you deserve to be sacked for those shorts alone
❤❤❤❤
hahah
Just picked up a Succulent new shirt. You guys are hilarious thanks for the laughs :)
We can no longer stop him, Murph has become Forklift Certified.
Tick and flick
Takes a special kind of person to drive a forklift.
$150 and a 1 day course
@@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg fuck, I got ripped off. Bustards stung me $500 and a day and a half 😂
Murphy can drive my forklift anytime wink wink
Being a certified forklift driver myself, getting the fork in the office is impressive, that alone should get your license reinstated immediately.
They are surprisingly maneuverable after a few beers 😂
The guy from the office wanted me to unload the next truck, he didn't understanded why I can't do it anymore after 4h, the thing was that the rear right wheel got a bit aggressive camber (somewhat between 25and 35°) now im still certified buy only a normal foot worker.
I didn't crashed it or overloaded it, only driving on the limit like everyone else
Being an uncertified forklift driver myself, his boss should feel lucky the forms got filled in at all.
Easier to build the office around it.
He left the forklift with the handbrake engage. A true professional.
It’s no coincidence that The Forklift, AU Falcon and BBQ all run on LPG
And Dare Ice Coffee.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜
The best Ute's and forklifts run on diesel.
Father Yorak has appeared!
Da prophet has spokenen¡!
This man is like the mascot of all Australia
A master of many Australia's
well he would need to drop another 40 IQ points to be your congress/senate reps
False
He shall lead the war against Jim. Forklift tanks.
@@zarthemad8386you'd think they're dumb but they're just really good at taking your money
Day went from a 2/10 to a 12/10
u ok
not enough zeroes
@@Slimtriggler nah just broke my wrist 💀
@@Alex_YT926hope ya feeling better
Glad you’re feeling better
Worked with an Aussie who wore shorts in the warehouse every day (in Scotland) and shades actually. He had a huge scar on one leg. Told me it was a shark bite. Later found out it was caused by a Mitsubishi forklift. Biggest bullshitter I ever met, but fuck he was funny.
Lmao😂
Read this like the beginning of one of those "There was this Aussie in Scotland" jokes and wasn't disappointed!
Welcome to Britain, mate! People love to wind each other up!
Hahahahaha
as a forklift operator, I can confirm the accuracy of this video
Almost accurate, except the fact his not a Kiwi
Try working at Bunnings DC or another DC. I lasted 2 weeks as I was over it. Always being watched
We really do be like that hey
@@michaelhughes5125believe it or not, but Australians can also drive forklifts
@@luke6575 How bad is it? I've only worked at private companies that are pretty casual and allow you your autonomy to get away with a bit of cowboy antics.
In every other country, if the pilot dies mid flight, they look for another pilot. In Australia, being forklift certified is enough.
As an Aussie pilot that used to fang around breaking pallets on a 3.5T Crown, can confirm it's easier and faster to renew an Instrument Rating than a High Risk Work License with a LF endorsement.
Back in the good old days no such thing as a licence forklift driver, the fork driver was the person who got in earliest and grabbed the keys and it wouldn't be to knock off time they'd get off that seat.
Yes and when the classroom tests started, you can share the answers among yourselves. I got my forklift licence for 3 years now and I still remember how strict they are.
@@gohjohanThe answer for every question in the test when I got my licence was "remove the keys and report to your supervisor."
@@DustyCircuits336 for me there is a problem with this answer. I AM the supervisor! True dinks.
@@gohjohan just make sure you know shits fucked up. Problem fucking solved
Serious question. Is the forklift really a sought after job? Or is it like on a construction site in the US where using forks sucks and most people don't enjoy it over using a dozer or excavator?
Nothing better than a garn video
Gotta love Queensland.
Fork ticket - two days and needs renewal every few years.
Heavy machinery - pay a bloke, tell him you're heaps good and he gives you the ticket he printed out when you made the booking.
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lol 😂
Few years ago i was running a commercial roofing job and needed some stuff shifting,asked the PM if he could get his manitou driver to do it..
'Ah, youve got yer fork ticket, covers you ,do it yerself'
The thing was a fucking monster and jumping in the cab was probably the closest im gonna get to being in a jet cockpit(i couldnt even start it as i didnt know it was 2 keys and a button)..no fucking chance was i going to lift stuff 2 stories and not take out half the building.
@@frankryan2505 Ah, but mate don’t you know that’s what the fork lifting license is for. To destroy with a license right? It isn’t? Oh, well I seem to be doing it all wrong. I obviously need a different license.
May be used to be like that but the world is changing fast now. It’s 3 days for a forklift license in NSW but just only 1 day for a heavy rigid truck license. 1 week for a dogging license. A full week for a rigging license. It’s surprisingly easy to get certified to operate some incredibly large pieces of equipment.
@@alyoshapearce5985 Forklift is spread over three days because it's usually done in a class of like 15 idiots. I got mine originally in less than 45 minutes. Now at work I drive a Hyster-22 and that's like an extension of me. Look out! :D
I think you guys are some of the few people that properly demonstrate what being a tradie is actually like
For me, this has very strong "Forklift driver Klaus" vibes: A German safety training film for forklift drivers which starts innocently and ends as a splatter movie.
I’ve seen that it’s awesome
Not enough splatter or safety violations for Klaus. Or his colleagues.
Look up "shake hands with danger"
Dude wtf was that :O
My instructor showed us that video 😁
The missus wants to get her forklift licence and what better way to learn is to show this video 😅
The true secret to being forklift certified is not being certified at all. Management thinking we've got time for silly things like tests.. And reading work orders... Pff
Hearing the iconic "Yeahhhh mate" at the start of the videos just cures depression instantly
Cheif: You're fired! Turn over your badge, gun and forklift certification
It's funny how Declan can make up all of Murph's ID cards accurately throughout the videos, Declan are you onto to something??
I'm sure that Declan knows someone with a forklift licence and ask to see it. I have the same licence too, but I know others who have a forklift licence together with all the rigging licenses.
I better stop here before Murph and Declan make a video on riggers at the construction sites.
You have to respect the hard-working Australian
2:01
"Pallet jack's in Bay 4."
At my workplace, we don't have bays allocated for our pallet jacks. And even if we did, I guarantee you that they most certainly wouldn't be left there after use! 😂
The best thing about this channel is that the character isn't even exaggerated that much. I genuinely know quite a few people who are *this* Aussie.
Other than the accent and very specific culture references I can vouch for workmen and tradesmen being that way in at least most of Europe as well
@@griffinbastion American workman checking in and...yup
I've still got the key on my keyring to the forklift from the place I worked at 15 years ago, licence for it has long since expired but it's a nice reminder of being in command of that bad boy :D
I still have an old orange, laminated license from 2007, but they overhauled the licensing framework since then.
My license expired a month ago but I got over the forklift and now driving heavy vehicles
In Australia, a forklift certified man has the capacity to pilot any plane, even a 747-800 if he had to.
The wings on the plane are basically just really long and wide forklift tines anyway.
And what they lift is the plane
😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜✌✌✌✌
He learned to drive a forklift for this video, now that's dedication.
0:14 NOOO NOT THE MILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You posted this on the very day I did my forklift license👍
As an Aussie forklift driver, I support this 100%
“I’ve gotta get back on the tines, and quick”
Right on! Used to grab 12 hour OT shifts on Sat/Sun at a plastics factory on its last legs before liquidation. Used to get baked and run the fork full tilt with lifted tunes right into stacked pallets of stock.
Absolute mayhem for 8 months, then the company folded, and I went overseas backpacking for half a year. Best working arrangement ever!
you lived the dream and lived to tell the tale
Good fun until someone loses a leg
Hmm says alot
As a veteran forky driver, this video is gold lol! Just missing the skidpan drift comp when there is a liquid spill.
Jousting
boutta get me forky license for a flash new promotion at officeworks wish me luck boys
L
Murphs Towing Next??
Omg yes!!!
Just going to take on the whole Jim's _______ empire? I love it.
@3:04 I have the same sandblasting cabinet! Thing works a charm
I died when I saw him in the office on the forklift 😂
i drove a forklift today, yesterday and last week, people called in sick, boss knew about it, sat me on the FL.
this is 100% the company i work in right now!!
nailed it!!!
We have an angry boss. He parks his forklift behind your car if you park where you shouldn’t, once a day every day.
Some real narrative depth with this one.
I dont think there is another TH-camr that can go months without posting, post a short video, and everybody still loves them. One of a kind 'e is.
Operating a forklift can be such a stressful job(not the most) while at the same being the funnest giant toy to operate
I remember when we got our new forklift at work, we still had the hire one on hand so i got one of the other workers to get in the hire forklift and drag race me in the new forklift which I won, best part was that my manager came out and saw us doing it, let us finish and get back to work without getting pissy at us, amazing
Used to do forklift work for amway warehouse (unlicensed) , we used to do some drifting with the forklift in reverse. And one of the forklifts was a different model from the others with a little more pep. It was always a race to get that one in the mornings. I want the beast.
THE LEGEND HIMSELF IS BACK
We have all used the pallet jack as a big scooter 👍👍👍
I can't believe you got Spanian to play a cop
Murph so committed to his craft that the forklift is literally an extension of his body
Loved the editing on this one. Really looked like they got a forklift inside an office.
surely do every op shop ever !!!??
The writing and production just keep getting better!
went from binging all the vids last night to now having a new one, awesome
This reminded me of *The Best Forklift "PSA" ever:* _Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag_ - It's in German, but it's really not a problem to follow the "lessons" if you don't speak the language. ;)
Garry traveling with the forks raised is enough to get a writeup
Forklift certified still does not erase the shame of those shorts
I remember ripping these things around the farm during my year in Australia with the lads. None of us even fucking P-plated. Forklifts are good fun, might get my license just for a laugh back home.
No forklifts where harmed making this video 😊
thank you murph
I even been certified at three places. Three times a god.
literally four days after I got my forklift permit. I swear, these things are gonna be in my dreams and nightmares both…
Perfect representation, thanks for all the quality content mate! (Please don’t hurt yourself)
Even though he only uploads every few months, every upload is worth it.
Damn mate, the production quality really got stepped up
always a good year when garn uploads
Love how you clipped Marks voice at the end, Love him!!
You mate your 6x over limit, thats too much paperwork 😂
Wtf is this Australian el Camino!? That thing is sick!
Scoffing milo from the tin...
...a true blue Aussie!
Impressive getting the whole forklift in the office. Not lifting the boss' desk was a missed opportunity.
I watch this just before I go get my forklift certification. Good way to learn, call it research
YUSS! Saw a new garn video and got all excited 😁
same here mate
love to see new Garn. videos. doing gods work
rest in peace Jack Karlson, the chinese meal guy
Milo straight from the tin 👏👏 a true Aussie
Yes! It's finally here!
bro, that sheen bottle is alive.
I can't tell if that's a real cop or not. He played the part so well.
This video really uplifts the quality and reliability aspect of all forklift workers :))
Love a new update from the team 🎉
Murph is now forklift certified
Welcome to the crew bud 😁
That is the simply the most effective way to make milo😂😂😂
Been driving 6 cyl beasts with no certification for a decade 💥
MR GARN PLEASE DO A INSULATOR TRADE VIDEO, no seriously we waiting the whole damn crew.
JUST DO IT!
Had a cool trick, picking up a coin off the floor with the forks xD
Welcome back mate 🤙
You should do every Aussie glassie ever 🤣 we are some funny blokes, always finding random things and having customers always telling us we are doing a good job while stopping us from doing our job
My money is still on the Mazda 2
THE GOAT HAS POSTED
We HAD a forklift driver stabbed the bathroom wall, flooding the bathroom/front offices.
Garys got no idea what hes doing
The forky in the office is a new one 😂😂
Bluetoothed that around on a 2 pixel nokia man's was living well into the future. Best we had was infrared for sharing! If you both had the drink tremors the next day, forget it mate. Was to much like hard work sharing videos.
Fanks maye. Just reminded me to renew my forkie ticket ❤
Merf deserves a tv show
Klaus the Gabelstaplerfahrer: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!!"
Finally made one for the real heroes of Australia💪🤣
need an Every "Truck" Driver Ever
Put a carpet probe on and there's another video right there 🤣👍🍻
This is my dad all over
Murph should play Soccer, Rugby or AFL, he has that acting skill down so when another player passes within 5 meters he can fall over and "get injured."
Yep this how we are.
Do this jobe for 26 yrs
Take a shot everytime he says mate
Edit: bad idea. I'm hammered at 2:29 p.m on a hot summer afternoon. . .
I really like how the big guy is like ironically super aggressive. For some reason he comes across completely nonthreatening
Almost cracked a rib I laughed so hard. More please.