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Was on a site recently where the Concreters got done around 2. They then hit the pub next door and spent the next five hours drinking straight shots of Jack.
Re-using pizza savers as rebar chairs is genius. That's a next level of Eco-friendliness and recycling techniques. Other nations should appreciate how hard red island works to keep the planet healthy .
The only tradies who have ignored the ‘no start before 0700’ signage on the worksite next door were the concreters. Something to do with them knowing better about when concrete needs to be laid. Top blokes.
It’s nothing personal, it’s been scientifically proven once a person becomes a concreter they regress into a mental state where they forget how to read
From someone who works for Kennards Hire this is completely accurate, concrete gear get absolutely flogged and very rearly cleaned out, woud love to see an"Every Kennards Hire worker ever" would be absolutely hilarious as we are the ones that deal with concreters and tradies all a live long day - my brother likes to think he has the hard job as a teacher, we're I simply say Mate you try dealing with a pissed of concreter who's running late on his pour and tools aren't working so they yell at us to make it all better
I used to drive an agitator truck for a while. Every site I pulled up at, the concrete finisher would all surround me, wanting to know how many metres I had for them. Then they would all go into a huddle and start arguing among themselves. One day I asked them what the problem was and they told me that they were trying to work out what time they would be in the pub that arvo!
3:10-3:14 😂😂😂 I’ve worked in conjunction with concreters before and the accuracy is too scary I’d love to see “Every Railway Worker ever” and “Every Fitter and Turner ever” in the future
That part about grey water triggered some childhood flashbacks 😂. My dad had his little one man company where he would finish the concrete, motorised trowels and whatnot, whilst the rebar work and actually pouring the concrete was done by whatever construction company sub-contracted him. And once those blokes figured out they could give the concrete plant a call and request more water, and how that would mean less shoveling, I basically grew up fatherless 5 days a week
Immaculate, but you forgot one very important detail mate, every true concreter crew has to have a bloke aged at least 55 years or up, who's whole job is to at no point not have a cig in his mouth, and to then throw the butts into the slab as its being poured.
There was a row of housing commission homes built here with identical floor plans. The builder would dig out the footings for the first one, set up the reo and call the inspector. As soon as the inspector had left the site after signing off, they would lift the reo, carry it next door to the next build and call for the Agi truck to fill the foundations on the first site. This continued down the entire street with the result that only the final house had reo in the slab. Eventually, Inspectors wised up and started using spray paint to mark the reo they inspected.
You know what's funny? The bit from 3min onwards actually happened to the concreting/paving company I worked for. Both owners ended up owing a lot. Didn't have the part about using business loans as free money however.
Just missed the bit where they mention to everyone on site that they wake up at 4am. Then they always knock off at 11am to go to the pub, kicked out by 3pm and passed out on their couches by 5pm. Also bold assumption they can read a letter from the tax office. Can't give them too much shit, fucked up job and I wouldn't want it. Learned how to count my balls twice and come up with the same number so didn't have to.
when he said CONCRETE STRETCHER, that shit got me the most. Always got told by my dad when I was green, to go grab the drywall stretcher, until i realized i was an idiot a few seconds later. I love construction lol
They pulled that with me couch stretcher at a large furniture warehouse and additionally it was in the basement accessible only outside. It was on a concrete pad, no basement. I was wise to the gag but played dumb and enjoyed 45min paid break wandering around. 😂
I bet you'd love the Landscape installation crew I left recently. 3 excavators seemingly having a contest at every property on who could break the most lines because it's "old stuff", when I asked if they made any maps for their new installs they looked like deer in headlights.
lol I fkd with them too. Boss told me to go get him a left handed hammer. Spent all the money he gave me on a regular hammer and said “OMG new technology, this one can be used in both hands”
Hope so. Bet Aussie. Why most tradies bet with pommy betting agencies amazes me? 😡😡😡Sportsbet, Neds, Bet356, Ladbrokes and Betfair are all UK. Everytime we make a bet with them its like losing the Ashes 🤬
I used to manage a Tool Rental company years ago in New Jersey. People were forever returning our gear in shit condition and so we kept a lot of deposits. If they wanted to contest the matter they could go to the local police which was a joke as you can best believe we had them well taken care off. If you really fucked the gear, not only did you effectively buy it but we were red lining you and passing your info along to our competitors (We all knew each other very well and got along nicely) so they could handle you in the proper manner if you went to them.
I’m hoping that despite all that has happened to those up in far North Queensland that everyone has the best Christmas & New Year they possibly can ✊😌. I hope everyone is staying safe in the hellish conditions up there 🤞😌🤞
@@joshuawoodbridge6267 … Ol’ mate (Jasper) doing it’s best to f**k up everyone up there ( I’m from NSW ) but from what I’ve discovered in my recent trips to NQ, it’s going to take a HELL OF A LOT MORE than what’s hit them so far in order to even “phase” them. They breed them tough & resilient up there & I just hope things improve ASAP for everyone in the affected areas.
I handled the invoicing for a large concrete crew in Fla a little over 10 years ago. This meant I had to be onsite for not only our jobs but quite a few other crews as well regularly. This video is shockingly accurate.
To qualify as a true concretor you have to have either been divorced or lost your license for drink driving and if you have done both your the boss😂 Fucken classic 👍
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Murph owes a horrific amount of money to both Kennards Hire & the Australia Tax Office for what he calls 'Tax Minimization Schemes'...
do carpet layer garn
Guess old Murph is going to become an ATO officer for the perks
Onya Murph!!
Do professional pokie player next
Good luck.
Taxes don't go to fuggall.
Do a vid where old Murph gets elected to a government job like....
I dunno... Tax Collector?
If only concreters could read they would be able to find this amazing content.
massive spanner in the works
😂😂😂😂
Just remember what you live on mate
@@GarnComedyit’s alright their mums will show them
Why would I need to read when I can screed?
You forgot the part where theres 6 guys drinking at 9 in the morning waiting for the concrete to dry
*smoking crack
true @@SuperRyan89
What about the other 8 or so leaning on brooms having their smoko breaks?? ☝️😆
"Mate I'm up at 4:30am every morning for work" doesn't count as an argument when they haven't slept in days.
Was on a site recently where the Concreters got done around 2. They then hit the pub next door and spent the next five hours drinking straight shots of Jack.
Re-using pizza savers as rebar chairs is genius.
That's a next level of Eco-friendliness and recycling techniques.
Other nations should appreciate how hard red island works to keep the planet healthy .
Exactly, no harm no foul
The only use the rebar to position the pizza savers. Then they pull the rebar for the next job.
😂😂I hate them tables walked on one in pure darkness high .. it hurt so bad
very VERY surprised garn didn't already have a video like this, seams like the easiest aussie profession to rip on.
I kinda feel like the concreter is an actual concreter. Funny carnt 😂
nah sparkies are the easiest to rip into for sure
@@damo8344 Always thought Murph was A grade irl. That and the search for easy coin ;)
has been the butt of many jokes in other vids but never done a full vid on the slab whisperers... until now
@@GarnComedy love that
The only tradies who have ignored the ‘no start before 0700’ signage on the worksite next door were the concreters. Something to do with them knowing better about when concrete needs to be laid. Top blokes.
Yeah nah, that's a guideline only.
As long as the stezza isn't cranking bullshitFM before 7am it's all good.
You live on a dirt slab mate ? 🤣
It’s nothing personal, it’s been scientifically proven once a person becomes a concreter they regress into a mental state where they forget how to read
you wanna finish concrete in the middle of the day when it’s hot?
They can’t read the sign since they can’t read
From someone who works for Kennards Hire this is completely accurate, concrete gear get absolutely flogged and very rearly cleaned out, woud love to see an"Every Kennards Hire worker ever" would be absolutely hilarious as we are the ones that deal with concreters and tradies all a live long day - my brother likes to think he has the hard job as a teacher, we're I simply say Mate you try dealing with a pissed of concreter who's running late on his pour and tools aren't working so they yell at us to make it all better
I was blown away how Kennards invested in so much railway stuff during covid. It got trashed. Even at airports now Mr Kennards has the monopoly.
We can tell your brother is the teacher, maybe you should get him to teach you English 😉
Aight ma Digga!@@crazyprayingmantis5596
Kennards is a protected species
@crazyprayingmantis5596 Well, that definitely tracks, I do, after all, only speak English and BAD English with an emphasis on the latter
I never gambled at 11am in the pub until I started concreting.
We started at 5am and would be swallowing schooners by 11.
Best 2 years of my life.
I used to drive an agitator truck for a while. Every site I pulled up at, the concrete finisher would all surround me, wanting to know how many metres I had for them. Then they would all go into a huddle and start arguing among themselves. One day I asked them what the problem was and they told me that they were trying to work out what time they would be in the pub that arvo!
3:10-3:14 😂😂😂
I’ve worked in conjunction with concreters before and the accuracy is too scary
I’d love to see “Every Railway Worker ever” and “Every Fitter and Turner ever” in the future
I'll 1 up you, every tafe student ever
@@hi-ld4gg Oh mate that would be fucking gold 😂
That part about grey water triggered some childhood flashbacks 😂. My dad had his little one man company where he would finish the concrete, motorised trowels and whatnot, whilst the rebar work and actually pouring the concrete was done by whatever construction company sub-contracted him. And once those blokes figured out they could give the concrete plant a call and request more water, and how that would mean less shoveling, I basically grew up fatherless 5 days a week
Immaculate, but you forgot one very important detail mate, every true concreter crew has to have a bloke aged at least 55 years or up, who's whole job is to at no point not have a cig in his mouth, and to then throw the butts into the slab as its being poured.
incredible
plus points if he is the butt of every joke
Looks 55 but is probably in his early 30's
It's probably a blessing ritual at this point.
In these bleak times, I'm glad you guys are injecting some positivity with this content. Thank you.
Genuinely knew about blokes who would rip out the rebar before it set
There was a row of housing commission homes built here with identical floor plans. The builder would dig out the footings for the first one, set up the reo and call the inspector.
As soon as the inspector had left the site after signing off, they would lift the reo, carry it next door to the next build and call for the Agi truck to fill the foundations on the first site.
This continued down the entire street with the result that only the final house had reo in the slab.
Eventually, Inspectors wised up and started using spray paint to mark the reo they inspected.
That is wild! I did concrete here in TX for about 15 yrs mostly in commercial but never seen anything like that on the residential side 😬
@@Senor_spielbergoyeah maybe a little to wild!
You know what's funny? The bit from 3min onwards actually happened to the concreting/paving company I worked for. Both owners ended up owing a lot. Didn't have the part about using business loans as free money however.
it's a good day when garn uploads
You forgot the part where you make fun of Concreters and Bricklayers being almost basically the same job
It's like watching two tribes of thumbless monkeys with tails throwing their own shit at each other.
Call yourself an egg mate your fried
@@ryanpratt818 Yep, used the wrong tongs on that one
Just missed the bit where they mention to everyone on site that they wake up at 4am. Then they always knock off at 11am to go to the pub, kicked out by 3pm and passed out on their couches by 5pm. Also bold assumption they can read a letter from the tax office. Can't give them too much shit, fucked up job and I wouldn't want it. Learned how to count my balls twice and come up with the same number so didn't have to.
Love the shot of your mate writing with his toddler grip lmao
2:12 He legit broke the wheelbarrow 😂
I just noticed that 😂
It's OK... was hired under a fake name
when he said CONCRETE STRETCHER, that shit got me the most. Always got told by my dad when I was green, to go grab the drywall stretcher, until i realized i was an idiot a few seconds later. I love construction lol
They pulled that with me couch stretcher at a large furniture warehouse and additionally it was in the basement accessible only outside. It was on a concrete pad, no basement.
I was wise to the gag but played dumb and enjoyed 45min paid break wandering around. 😂
I don’t get it ???
Obviously concrete doesn’t stretch, so how does this trick work where you fool someone into thinking this tool exists?
@@vice.nor.virtue trusting the person teaching you, and it takes a second to process things sometimes when your'e tired or stressed
@@zombl337og Ohhh okay, thankyou for the context :) When it comes out of the blue on a busy day I could imagine that
In all the building site videos, the house still remains the same after like 1 or 2 years, love that
you know the video is good when you hear "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah mate"
Plumbers hate concreters more… they actively fuck up every pipe possible multiple times.
I actively do this
I bet you'd love the Landscape installation crew I left recently. 3 excavators seemingly having a contest at every property on who could break the most lines because it's "old stuff", when I asked if they made any maps for their new installs they looked like deer in headlights.
Hard to see pipes at the back of the excavator 😂
nah mate, theres no hate there. Its called providing job security
Brickies fucking up A/C piping and Electrical conduit
The pizza table tops to lift the rebar is 100% accurate
Garn always nails it each time, master of all Aussie professions
lol I fkd with them too. Boss told me to go get him a left handed hammer. Spent all the money he gave me on a regular hammer and said “OMG new technology, this one can be used in both hands”
love the pizza separator as reo chairs hahaha
If only Domino's actually packed those pizza savers in the box here lol, you get a Domino's pizza delivered and its half on the box
"their IPads and ENNvoices" legends.
not sure how how you don't have over 1 mil subs, this shits hilarious dude
Great Job Mate, always a peice of art
This is so accurate & so damn funny 👍😆. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone watching 🇦🇺🎅🏻🎄🇦🇺
Is it!
Good to see Cody on the job again 😂
I’ve been waiting for the next one for to long. Best Christmas present
Absolutely got me in stitches as usually Murph!
One of the best so far!
Gotta have the sequel "Every Concrete Pumpy Ever".
Concrete wall formers are a whole different animal too
He did, but they showed up late.
I always appreciate the effort that goes into these. Can't wait to see more!
"Bet smarter, not harder!" is the TradieBET motto. Is Garn subtly spruiking them, or is it just by chance?
Hope so. Bet Aussie. Why most tradies bet with pommy betting agencies amazes me? 😡😡😡Sportsbet, Neds, Bet356, Ladbrokes and Betfair are all UK. Everytime we make a bet with them its like losing the Ashes 🤬
The lil pizza chairs as risers had me laughing my ass off.
as someone who's not a concreter i can confirm that this is all true
The pizza box centers holding up the rebar. I'm dead. 😂😂😂
Love how ya got Cody from Sick Puppy on the job😂
That was such a good channel
I heard he needs a bit of cash on the side for yet ANOTHER piece of shit to destroy, I swear the man is gonna start a wreckers.
"that way, our money, stays our money"
**proceeds to lose all his fucking money**
cant win with the mafia :(
OMG, I'm not even a contractor, but you had me rolling at "concrete stretcher"!! Lol
Free Quote: 25$...
If ya can't finish school.. you can finish concrete...been slinging mud in Canada for 27 years now, and this is as honest as it gets...great video 😂
13 years of wall forming in Ontario for me so far, this video is perfect
I used to manage a Tool Rental company years ago in New Jersey. People were forever returning our gear in shit condition and so we kept a lot of deposits. If they wanted to contest the matter they could go to the local police which was a joke as you can best believe we had them well taken care off. If you really fucked the gear, not only did you effectively buy it but we were red lining you and passing your info along to our competitors (We all knew each other very well and got along nicely) so they could handle you in the proper manner if you went to them.
I’m hoping that despite all that has happened to those up in far North Queensland that everyone has the best Christmas & New Year they possibly can ✊😌. I hope everyone is staying safe in the hellish conditions up there 🤞😌🤞
Jasper just having a good go
@@joshuawoodbridge6267 … Ol’ mate (Jasper) doing it’s best to f**k up everyone up there ( I’m from NSW ) but from what I’ve discovered in my recent trips to NQ, it’s going to take a HELL OF A LOT MORE than what’s hit them so far in order to even “phase” them. They breed them tough & resilient up there & I just hope things improve ASAP for everyone in the affected areas.
I am absolutely offended TH-cam has the audacity to wait a while hour before notifying me of a Garn upload 😤😤 bloody seething
3:54 LMAO breaking concrete with a shovel
babe wake up. new garn video posted
Please do every car salesman ever next
When are you looking at purchasing your next vehicle.
1-3 months
3-6 months
6-12 months
Dodgey roadworthy the shitbox you've got already?
Taking mesh out really hit home.😂😂 New Zealand group housing builders went through a long period doing this.
Please do Glazing/glazier next so I can show my husband what a twit he is.
Great video btw.
Aren't you the catch...
The amount of times the wheelbarrow was yeeted 😂😂😂
This is your best one yet. Absolute classic.
the pizza toppers to stand the rebar up 🤣🤣🤣
I handled the invoicing for a large concrete crew in Fla a little over 10 years ago. This meant I had to be onsite for not only our jobs but quite a few other crews as well regularly. This video is shockingly accurate.
To qualify as a true concretor you have to have either been divorced or lost your license for drink driving and if you have done both your the boss😂
Fucken classic 👍
I’m from American and in concrete. good to know concrete guys are the same globally
Absolutely awesome, had to send it to my nephew who’s a concreter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 water is free, metal cost money 🤣🤣 can’t stop laughing 👍🥰
Ahh great memories setting form and concreting, this almost made me want to go back and do it again… Almost 😂
Babe wake up and pack me a cone, new Garn vid just dropped
It looks like another Jim's Franchise opportunity.
The ATO will probably ask to use this as a guide. Freaking choice, mate.
"LemMIE tAKe tHIs tO The BanK" really got me kracking up😂😂😂
That guy quietly throwing the reo sheet in to the trailer hahaha
You forgot to add smoko at the pub at 10am!
Also not nearly enough beers on site bro 😁
Next video you should do every accountant ever.
you gotta do heavy equipment operators soon
Excavator operators are absolutely pissed half the time
@@MultiNerfer don't spin too much you'll unscrew it lol
The sick puppy 4x4 appearance was beautiful
I wanna see him do ‘every chippy ever’
So good to see Cody from sick puppy back, missed his content
The only thing you missed was the boys pumping cones after the truck arrives
I fucking died when you ripped the mesh out after the insection and when you fuckin chair the mesh up with the pizza savers 😂😂😂 too good
Ol mate hulk just launches that wheelbarrow and caves the front end in 😂✅
driving off with the jockey wheel down 🤣
...man... that hit right home...
Videos get better every time! 😂
_Sink a slab before you pour a slab!_
This guys the Captain Jack Sparrow of Australia 😂
LOL Love the pizza box thingies for chairs
This legit feels exactly like how hiring any contractor in the 20s is minus them smoking weed on the Job. It's so depressing.
I’m an Electrican, can we get a “Every sparky ever” Video!!!??
He’s already made one 😁
Mate you gota do scaffolders
Best channel to watch before bed
The chicken wire is a bit overkill aye!
The quality of these vids is unbelievable.
Hired Some 70 year old bloke to do a driveway extension, came round at 5 in the morning and had the entire thing done Rebar and all in a few hours
These videos makes me wanna move and work in Australia
We need to get an 'Every Plasterer Ever' video
The screeds backwards in the thumbnail. The rest is spot on.
Now it makes so much sense why my driveway is fucked with cracks and chips. The ol' use the re-bar in the next job trick
First rule of construction = Concrete WILL crack.
LMAO when the wheelbarrow broke at 2:11.
Concrete stretcher😆. I fell for the Shingle stretcher years ago. Been looking for it ever since lmao🤣
Old mate drove off with the trailer wheel down 😂
another banger