Cryostasis - Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

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  • @oceanblue2358
    @oceanblue2358 10 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Huskies sometimes rum like that; because in this formation, if one falls down a hole in the ice, the rest don't fall with it.
    I doubt you guys care but I just thought I'd share.

  • @CrazyGunMan100
    @CrazyGunMan100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Many of the shitstorm games i'd like to see finished because games like this only really start around an hour in and just escalate from there...
    I mean they revisit stuff like rule of rose or call of cuthulu but cryostasis is just like 'heres a sneak peak, annnnnd we're never playing it on the channel again, hope you enjoyed it cuz you'll never see our reactions to the rest of the game' (which is quite considerable)

  • @stevemcall8813
    @stevemcall8813 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When they explained a "nuclear ice breaker" I nearly choked on my rice. Holy s*** that was funny

    • @shiawasekappukekiful
      @shiawasekappukekiful 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeeeeeeaaaaaah!! met another person that eats rice perhaps regularly, ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaawuyah!

  • @bertthehost
    @bertthehost 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Today was my birthday. After having an excellent day, I go to youtube to unwind, and see another great video from Matt and Pat. Best birthday ever :3 thanks guys.

  • @gw8740
    @gw8740 10 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Here's a Russian horror myth for you guys (or maybe it's Ukrainian I can't remember, somewhere in that alcoholic evil-eye gypsy reign): If a baby dies in childbirth it becomes an empty vessel for demons to posses. To kill the demon-possessed baby and to stop evil spirits from inhabiting the dead baby a nail is driven the skull of the baby. Grieving mothers who can't bring themselves to stick a nail in their heads drive up to a forest and then bury the baby's corpse there. It gets worse, if you do something to wrong one of the villagers (like sleep with their daughter or something) they'll take out to the forest and dump you in the middle of it with only a hammer and a SINGLE nail.

    • @platinumrevolver4082
      @platinumrevolver4082 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy fuck

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Man, Eastern Europe is metal as fuck.

    • @kakoytazabar
      @kakoytazabar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lie

    • @cobolt13
      @cobolt13 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You illiterate fuck.

    • @gw8740
      @gw8740 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ***** who pissed in your cheerios this morning? chill.

  • @CarlyleA999
    @CarlyleA999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I wish "Press to sit down" would have gained traction.

  • @rahjeel
    @rahjeel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Baba Yaga is creepy, probably the oldest origin of the european/eurasian Witch in folklore. They also have that creepy santa claus too, not Krampus tho(he's germanic).

  • @harpdevil
    @harpdevil 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That game looks great! The water effects on the walls looked realistic, I really did feel cold in those environments, and that icy filter over the screen warped the image in a really cool way without it being distracting.

  • @marcusdranz
    @marcusdranz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This video right here is undeniable proof, if it were needed, that Matt and Pat don't live in the USA.
    They can pronounce 'nuclear' correctly.

  • @HAOSimulator
    @HAOSimulator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's way too late of an answer, but an icicle totally fuckin' owns the pervert from Lovely Bones.

  • @LocusLugos
    @LocusLugos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear-powered_icebreaker

  • @Yarghoul_
    @Yarghoul_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    When pat jumped an ad instantly played. I've felt this much tension before!

  • @ONlSan
    @ONlSan 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    27:07
    "It's called 'theming'"
    "You think you're so- you're not Ego-"

  • @mariavelasquezp1pa87
    @mariavelasquezp1pa87 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    guys had me cracking up .. love it ! could watch u guys play anytime

  • @feymouse
    @feymouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the only russian myth monster i know of is the baba yaga, which is actually pretty creepy

  • @Suku919
    @Suku919 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my god I love how they upload at least 2-3 videos per day. I can hardly keep up this shit is great

  • @tiptaphooves
    @tiptaphooves 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Baba Yaga?

    • @sirromanov3038
      @sirromanov3038 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallout Kat The Baba Yaga is a witch that steals your baby in Russia if you leave the window open.

  • @TheRealVICkyMinaj
    @TheRealVICkyMinaj 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This would be a pretty cool let's play. Bu then again anything you guys play ends up being super entertaining.

  • @Kingkong22335
    @Kingkong22335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that moment where matt says windagos and they appear in until dawn years later... mind blown

  • @ImmortalDeity
    @ImmortalDeity 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:08 "cause im a man, a big tough man" as he quicksaves.

  • @yoremouthdeacon7507
    @yoremouthdeacon7507 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tricorder? More like Perestroi-corder! ....I'm so very sorry.

  • @ProblmSolvd
    @ProblmSolvd 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did notice a lot of your folk lore actually intertwines, it's one of the reasons why I like it so much.
    Most of the stuff I grew up with were all confined to their own stories and were rarely every told to have met another character.
    Baba Yaga and Koschei are my favourites by far though :P They show up everywhere and have really fleshed out stories.
    Also, that does make sense, if you harness something for long enough it eventually loses something.

  • @Mattmatt7474
    @Mattmatt7474 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Does ANYONE else think that the voice actress for the intro is the same as in Dark Souls?

  • @johnnybuckshot9228
    @johnnybuckshot9228 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The storybook opening in this game really brings to mind RE Village

  • @VincentPrice111
    @VincentPrice111 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They do joke about everything though. They've made jokes about like children getting raped and killed before.
    and the way they laughed at it furiously was a little much in terms of taste, but that's just how they are.
    You don't get angry at the guys from southpark for that shit because they've made fun of literally everything real or otherwise, accurate or not, truth or lie.
    In terms of comedy you should be allowed to joke about everything

  • @fadeoutt3am
    @fadeoutt3am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    miss you guys

  • @Cap1talNumb3rs
    @Cap1talNumb3rs 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was literally screaming WARM YOUR HANDS, PAT when he was trying to figure out the jumping puzzle.

  • @greedyrando
    @greedyrando 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    gonna miss this series when its over..love seeing daily videos

  • @josephThaPimp
    @josephThaPimp 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yea, I think we're all expecting a full Two Best Friends Play out of this.

  • @SuprememessageNG
    @SuprememessageNG 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just hilarious. When I watch these videos and then play the games afterwards the games scare me less.

  • @HotlinePings
    @HotlinePings 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Urban dictionary now has the term "Nuclear Icebreaker" because of this video.... Thanks for helping me prove my friends wrong :D

  • @homelessguy100
    @homelessguy100 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for reminding me, it seems i had forgotten these, and maybe for a reason.

  • @homelessguy100
    @homelessguy100 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember hearing something about it once in a Koiramäki kirja, and only now remembered it when you mentioned it, but i've never heard of it elsewhere.

  • @luckypucklee
    @luckypucklee 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god, you are my favorite person right now.

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was actually really entertaining, quite a unique concept for a survival horror game. Gotta hand it to Russia.
    Also, Pat sounds like he needs a hug. *HUGS*

  • @SgtPenguin117
    @SgtPenguin117 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's like being pissed at Santa because your parents never explained the reason for his omniscience.

  • @HashUpAshole
    @HashUpAshole 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This frustration is half the fun with some of these videos.

  • @GorTheMovieGod
    @GorTheMovieGod 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nuclear Icebreaker should be a god damn shirt...jesus that would be amazing.

  • @AsterBeCastin
    @AsterBeCastin 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know what he's talking about: For every outcome an offshoot of reality is made! I loved that in bioshock!

  • @DAVYDOCK
    @DAVYDOCK 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its quantum leap! Going back to save someone from dying with a little cool 80's flash.
    Love that show.

  • @Gotalighter
    @Gotalighter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I legitimately wish there would be a season of "shitstorm of scariness" this year.. That would be friggin awesome.

  • @motopitchman
    @motopitchman 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    best series of the year

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how Woolie is mentioned in almost every Shitstorm vid

  • @MathiasAblazed
    @MathiasAblazed 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:03 I caught that AVGN reference Matt. Well played.

  • @LMIP7777
    @LMIP7777 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish matt and pat were next to me when im waiting for a loading screen to load every time because they say the most random things it would keep me entertained

  • @carvotheboss
    @carvotheboss 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    out of all the games so.far;.this is the one I want to see a playthrough of.

  • @DestroFM
    @DestroFM 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great part. Love this series.

  • @ANBUblackops75
    @ANBUblackops75 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt throwing that fire axe is the oragmi killer.

  • @Kirbyoto2098
    @Kirbyoto2098 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the ancient russian legend of a faceless man in a suit. "this will be wery scary in about a thousand years but for now it is just confusing" says wizened old lorekeeper

  • @ceilroga3887
    @ceilroga3887 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today is my birthday and this just made it better!!

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know they don't usually get scared by horror games but the jump scares in THIS one actually scared them?

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hm. Now i have to watch it :)
      Thanks.

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I thought Pat was in a constant state of anger.

  • @MathU41
    @MathU41 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best definition of 'nuclear icebreaker' ever.

  • @123CIDRAINES
    @123CIDRAINES 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice "snatch" reference Matt, "As bent as a soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it."

  • @TheTonyCarter2
    @TheTonyCarter2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Vision is fogging up!"
    Sounds like home to me.

  • @reaver2033
    @reaver2033 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    best episode so far, i love this game

  • @NickMK
    @NickMK 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know right? It became an essential part of my day

  • @rootbeermcgee
    @rootbeermcgee 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Birthday all the way from London

  • @Lokuulio
    @Lokuulio 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That flashlight looks really similar to the old German ones from WW1 and WW2. Pretty nifty looking!

  • @TheNightshade43
    @TheNightshade43 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game actually looks pretty awesome. The echo ability is rarely done to enhance a story like that. People might give me examples stating otherwise, but to me this is pretty cool.

  • @Vacuoustom
    @Vacuoustom 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dunnoooo... Shadow Moses seemed pretty damn cold! Thank god for the Sneaking suit!

  • @philman401
    @philman401 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wish every month was October! I love watching shitstorm of scariness series!

  • @TheSicarius22
    @TheSicarius22 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, this one is my favourite shitstorm yet. You should do a full playthrough!

  • @MrJoeb283
    @MrJoeb283 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the few games they played for shitstorm that actually looks really good.

  • @Dreamingdusk
    @Dreamingdusk 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The game actually looks pretty neat. I hope it becomes a candidate for full playthrough sometime!

  • @GUNxSPECTRE
    @GUNxSPECTRE 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow.
    You are a master storyteller.

  • @Frank_Costanzas_Lawyer
    @Frank_Costanzas_Lawyer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pathologic has to be one of the most bizarre yet compelling games I have ever played. I imagine Matt and Pat would just rage non-stop at it for a half-hour...which would be pretty amusing, to say the least =P

  • @AGuyCommenting
    @AGuyCommenting 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    A few suggestions: Scp-087-B, SCP-173, Labyrinth, Vampire Rain, Penumbra: Overture, Evil Dead, Cold Fear, Ib, Splatterhouse, The Calling, MAZE, Inquietude, and Paranormal. Lovin' this little series!

  • @Jus10Ed
    @Jus10Ed 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time they dive into someone's memories, it looks like Dovakiin absorbing a dragon soul.

  • @lugialover09
    @lugialover09 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awww. I was hoping to see more. Now I'm just left unsatisfied.

  • @cubansupreme
    @cubansupreme 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh fuck off, oh fuck right off"
    who knew that Pat can be such a poet.

  • @Jedislayer19
    @Jedislayer19 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm going to be that guy.
    Yes, sometimes you do only use 4 or 5 dogs for a team.
    And the reason why they are running in a straight line is because that's proper procedure for unstable ice areas. It allows you to spread out the weight of the dog team more evenly, and if one dog falls through the ice the others don't get dragged down with it.

  • @cortega999
    @cortega999 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You got to get him Rocky. You got to give him that left than the right!"

  • @CMYKolours
    @CMYKolours 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a great ep.

  • @Dwigii
    @Dwigii 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part about the trees in intro were the best :D

  • @BalgaBear
    @BalgaBear 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    For 1 month a year, I have to unlock my fear, and crap my pants at anything pretending to be scary.

  • @RaptorNX01
    @RaptorNX01 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They'll probably do a full play of one or two after this series ends at the end of the month.

  • @Chenaultay
    @Chenaultay 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think out of all the shitstorm's, this is the one I want to see a full playthrough by them.

  • @trollin39
    @trollin39 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still one of my favorites and hoping for a full playthrough

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game looks so sweet! The ice looks and sounds so authentic! And the atmosphere... let me tell you guys: I'm sitting here, covered up, and I'm still getting shivers! Sw1tcher should post links so ee can check out these games!

  • @SpookyTug
    @SpookyTug 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    xD I love you Matt and Pat!!!!!
    YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!

  • @nemesisnick66
    @nemesisnick66 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    awww this game actually looks cool hope they play more of it at somepoint

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would have loved to see these two play through this whole game, mainly to see their reactions to the increasingly creepy and disturbing enemies.

  • @ldw_sparky
    @ldw_sparky 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys, you seriously need to do a full playthrough of this!

  • @TheSamuraiSnake
    @TheSamuraiSnake 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    And also that story in the beginning is actually meaningful.

  • @LightDark105
    @LightDark105 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I like string theory a little bit"
    That tears it! You guys are okay my book!

  • @BigandBodacious
    @BigandBodacious 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This looks pretty cool, didn't even know it existed before!

  • @ArticSandstorm
    @ArticSandstorm 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This should be a full play through. (I'd love to hear all the Russia jokes.)

  • @wereboyscout
    @wereboyscout 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd really like to see them play this one. it seems very interesting and I have yet to find someone on TH-cam who plays like Matt and Pat do.

  • @hellehundt1
    @hellehundt1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The husky whisper.....Hail to the King...

  • @TheTygre
    @TheTygre 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew about the Mara, but I just thought they were a name for the standard succubus/incubus. I didn't know about the Nightmare part, though. Thanks for that!

  • @stf2850
    @stf2850 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the snatch references i don't know anybody who has seen that movie

  • @TheTygre
    @TheTygre 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's actually interesting you say that. See, there's a theory that Baba Yaga herself is an imported -Siberian- monster or witch legend. The Siberians used to have this kick-ass funeral ritual where they would build a shrine or a tomb and then plant trees underneath to elevate it above ground. It's thought that this is the origins for Baba Yaga's 'chicken-leg' house. It's one of the reasons I liked Baba Yaga in Lords of Shadow, aside from her level just being fun.

  • @CRASHOVERRIDE420
    @CRASHOVERRIDE420 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    We just need a shirt with Pat on it and a quote going "Who dares wins....Right?"

  • @blehblahblarg
    @blehblahblarg 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was expecting a Ghost Trick reference when they went back to fix that guy's fatal mistake :P

  • @DumbCrumb
    @DumbCrumb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    they mentioned Balto, oh man that movie made my childhood.

  • @aerozord
    @aerozord 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game shows that studio has alot of potential. Not much polish but good concepts and can see they can execute them. Wouldn't mind seeing a AAA by them

  • @Mardilthefaithful
    @Mardilthefaithful 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm back here because Jacksepticeye mentioned Cryostasis in his Still Wakes the Deep video. Never forget.

  • @OperatorError0919
    @OperatorError0919 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Swinging an axe? That's more then Matt could do.

  • @xxPsychorabbitxx
    @xxPsychorabbitxx 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aw. This looks like another one I would vote for, if all the shitstorms were put up to a vote. There's like... two or three of them I'd like to see Matt 'n Patt do.

  • @TheSamuraiSnake
    @TheSamuraiSnake 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a good game with interesting story, I was kinda amazed by it.
    MAKE A FULL WALKTHROUGH!