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  • @aeiou144
    @aeiou144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    The "AP" on the Hyperspace game's price tag actually reads "ΔΡ" and it stands for Drachma (Δραχμή), which is the old Greek currency.
    3200 Drachma would be about 7 British pounds, if you're wondering.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +A Thought I saw a delta.
      The scientist in me wants to make a joke about the change in pressure represented by Delta-P, but it's 2AM.

    • @FrostRashouto
      @FrostRashouto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +A Ah no wonder I felt like ive seen this ΔΡ thing.
      Though I find it funny that these stuff were sold in Greece...

    • @GIKAS123
      @GIKAS123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Neko Well here in greece we had many of those stuff in stores...XD

    • @FrostRashouto
      @FrostRashouto 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      GREGG DIMITROLL I know right?
      I live there :D
      A GBc game costed way too much back then...

    • @GIKAS123
      @GIKAS123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neko Are you Greek?

  • @thecaptain6148
    @thecaptain6148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Great Ashens. I tried to remember 1990 and now there's a crack in my wall.

    • @thecodingethan
      @thecodingethan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      +The Captain There isn't an eye looking through it is there?

    • @poisonberryeatingaleks5780
      @poisonberryeatingaleks5780 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      it's a glory hole

    • @SarkyBrit
      @SarkyBrit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Poison Berry Eating Aleks Anything is a glory hole if you try hard enough.

    • @acetylen42
      @acetylen42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +The Captain Prisoner Zero has escaped?

    • @bloodied_reaper1510
      @bloodied_reaper1510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're gonna need a Doctor for that headache the Rift... I mean Crack will cause you.

  • @birdiemcchicken1471
    @birdiemcchicken1471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    64x64 pixels is a single boss sprite in RPG Maker.

    • @Boogie_the_cat
      @Boogie_the_cat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      O.G. game boy was only 160 X 144
      Game boy advance was only 240 X 160 with 256 kilobytes of RAM.
      Nintendo sure knows how to squeeze the most out of low powered hardware. But then we run into problems like Tears of the Kingdom chugging away because Nintendo also refuses to admit when it's hardware needs upgrades.
      Good old Nintendo, they're like my nonexistent uncle who still uses answering machine cassette tapes.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Boogie_the_catNintendo is evil stop giving them money 🤑

    • @hamzasultan96
      @hamzasultan96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Boogie_the_cat You know it's being cheap and not resourceful when even the thing made exclusively for your tech can't run properly.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Boogie_the_catwhy are you everywhere and you never respond to anyone calling out your bullsh!t 😂
      Please boogie off and shut the hell up

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also my penis is bigger than that Sprite!

  • @ActuallyTragic
    @ActuallyTragic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The position of that D-Pad makes me retch.

  • @JoshIdstein
    @JoshIdstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I'm a German official because our population of 83 million consists entirely of officials and I can neither deny or confirm we are secretly building a space castle.
    On our continent in space.
    That can jump to hyper space if you solve a maze.
    Nope, neither deny nor confirm.

    • @benpaul7923
      @benpaul7923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Aaron Idstein the americans wanted to build a real death star

    • @TheBokkelul
      @TheBokkelul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Ben Paul Said *as if* the Americans didn't actually build a Death Star.

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like how Russia consists entirely of bears on unicycles?

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      josh kirby Bears on unicycles armed with nuclear weapons.
      But I've heard they are working on a weapon based on dropping colourful cube-based shapes at people.

    • @archaeopteryxgallopade2199
      @archaeopteryxgallopade2199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Aaron Idstein As an American, I can ALSO not deny or confirm that we are building a giant Game Child to live in after we destroy the earth.

  • @CJJC
    @CJJC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    The tune is Jewish Klezmer classic, Hava Nagila.

    • @TheCobraLord
      @TheCobraLord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +JeridanCork
      A shitty, speedy, digital version but still Hava Nagila.

    • @sleepy_jean
      @sleepy_jean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hava Nagila

    • @fomoran
      @fomoran 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +AngelusBarney possibly mind control by the Elders of Zion...

    • @vladalexan
      @vladalexan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the first thing I noticed about the game!

    • @ThePoptartster
      @ThePoptartster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "This isn't music. This is a child slapping on a keyboard."
      Will the persecution never end for the poor Jews? XD

  • @Chronoteeth
    @Chronoteeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    are you serious
    did they seriously use havah nagila for the knockoff tetris's music

    • @MagisterMalleus
      @MagisterMalleus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's no worse than Tetris itself using Korobeiniki.

    • @Chronoteeth
      @Chronoteeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +HypnoLama +Badatstuff its just so jarring, like it feels more like "ok so tetris had a traditional russian song that often has religious ties we gotta find one for OUR game" and they just did it

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Chronoteeth
      It weirded me out, mainly because it took me a few seconds to place it for some reason. Then I just got confused.

    • @marymoonchild2801
      @marymoonchild2801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      like when i first heard it i was trying to remember the 90s so i thought that i broke the universe ( since i was born in 1992 ) and caused hava nagila to be a tune played in tetris game lol...but yeah its really weird that they used this melody

    • @jamiewilliamson9829
      @jamiewilliamson9829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Badatstuff How is Tetris using Koribeiniki bad though. It's a Russian song used in a Russian game.

  • @jamesb5196
    @jamesb5196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Refreshing the sub box is a monotonous but eventually rewarding way to waste your finite time in existence.

    • @thecaptain6148
      @thecaptain6148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Better than spending all your time here in your garage.

    • @JiantJames
      @JiantJames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +James Barker Not as rewarding as knawledge tho.

    • @HarlemHusky
      @HarlemHusky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But do you know what I like more than materialistic things? Nothing, ha! I'm rich, did you really think I cared 'NAWLEDGE'?

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +James Barker
      I'm still waiting for you to sell your property in Beverly Hills to me, Tai.

    • @TheSniper9752
      @TheSniper9752 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Fluff Oh gawd

  • @TofranBohk
    @TofranBohk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The music on the Tetris clone is actually a version of Hava Nagila. It's pretty close (if not spot on for what it is) too. The part you thought was random is actually in the song.

  • @needmorebrain
    @needmorebrain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I am living in Berlin and I actually know that company. It is amazing they published stuff like this back then. I newer knew they did something like that. They are actually a quite traditional toy company selling wooden hand made toys like swords, shields and miniature castles and stuff. If you ever get to visit Berlin make sure you check out their store. It's located conveniently close to the city's centre and the main touristic attractions.

    • @maxheadroom22and26
      @maxheadroom22and26 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Hartung also make chess computers? Auf jeden Fall nicht nur Holzspielzeug!

  • @ScottishGeeks
    @ScottishGeeks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    insert the partridge......

    • @harrylonsdale3142
      @harrylonsdale3142 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @krakmunky69
      @krakmunky69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +ScottishGeeks came looking to see if anyone else noticed this, was not disappointed.

    • @c0wqu3u31at3r
      @c0wqu3u31at3r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ScottishGeeks AHAAAAAAAAA

    • @TheDapperLynx
      @TheDapperLynx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Into the pear tree.

    • @murfyandjug8961
      @murfyandjug8961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ScottishGeeks Ladyboys

  • @TechHug
    @TechHug 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "There was the MegaDuck, which had the greatest name of any console."
    WonderSwan says "hi."

  • @chrismac4441
    @chrismac4441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This is what I'm talkin' about. Some good old fashioned crap handheld reviews. Love it

    • @YeeMacghyee
      @YeeMacghyee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like we've stepped into the ghost of ashens past

    • @chrismac4441
      @chrismac4441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yee Macghyee I know! Reminds me of the good old days when I first stumbled upon this channel

    • @TheKahzam
      @TheKahzam 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      do u work at boston pizza?

  • @ocelot20
    @ocelot20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Here I am in 1989. Pre order cancelled.

  • @BakiX
    @BakiX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ya know...This system didn't seem THAT bad, at least the screen had minimal ghosting lol.
    Great stuff Ashens, always super interesting to see obscure goodies like this!

  • @sunny_moon
    @sunny_moon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sees "Continental Galaxy 2020" in 2020, wonders why we are still not in hyper space

    • @txzk26
      @txzk26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      instead we got covid

  • @Schnork71
    @Schnork71 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    '"Falling Blocks needs some music that sounds russian folk songy"
    "Sure thing, boss. Hava Nagila will do the trick"

  • @BoomerangGames106
    @BoomerangGames106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wait Ashes has uploaded at a sensible time for the Uk?! Yes!

  • @TheEvilViolin
    @TheEvilViolin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The irony of having Hava Nagila playing on a German system wasn't lost on me ;)

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kyla Hislop It's funny how everyone wanna attribute that thing to Hartung, when there is no evidence whatsoever that they were involved in this thing. Aside from the obvious fact that they sold it.
      The first to have sold this monstruosity could have been Systema, or Videojet, or who know else.

    • @TheEvilViolin
      @TheEvilViolin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +LeSarthois Haha ok. I was just cracking a joke. I don't know the ins-and-outs of this console's history :)

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kyla Hislop Oh yeah, I kinda got it now :p easy joke ^^

    • @sweetasbloodredjam
      @sweetasbloodredjam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incidentally I don't think any german would fail to reconize Hava Nagila though. I grew up with that song, my parents learned how to sing/play it in school.
      While a lot of that is post war education making sure to make judaism relatable in order to prevent anything like the horrors of Nazi Germany happening again I'm glad that jewish culture remains a part of modern germany.

  • @Nostalgianerd
    @Nostalgianerd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why the fuck is that game called Hyper Space?! What does it have to do with Space or Hyper in any form, apart from literally existing in our universe?!

  • @JohnMichaelson
    @JohnMichaelson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Those are some exciting sounding games on the back of that one's packaging...
    "Go Bang Game"
    "Pin Ball"
    "Dungeon Advanture [sic]"
    "Continental Galaxy"
    LOL.

  • @Headsign
    @Headsign 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The music to 'Falling Blocks' is the jewish folk classic 'Hava Nagila'. You'd probably be glad there's a headphone jack when you're sitting in a public transport with this console.

  • @gingergreek
    @gingergreek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The "Action Points" Are Greek Drachmas and 3200DR which is a whopping £6.40

    • @neoniathefox9804
      @neoniathefox9804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gingergreek that's 6.40 more than it should be

    • @gingergreek
      @gingergreek 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The product? I agree

  • @NotATube
    @NotATube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This console came out at the same time as the Atari Lynx. *Think about that for a minute.*
    The resolution is marginally higher than a Sinclair ZX81 and the games are of comparable quality. In fact, the whole thing has an incredibly "early 80s" feel to it; not just the specs, but the amateurish feel to the games. It probably would have looked impressive in 1983; next to the Game Boy in 1990... not so much. Let's not even compare it to the Lynx.
    The packaging, artwork, everything about this screams cheap and nasty. It makes Jack Tramiel's shoestring marketing of the Lynx look positively extravagant.
    FWIW, I suspect Nintendo secretly funded this to make the Game Boy look better.
    (#) Hint for those who weren't around at the time; the ZX81 was *not* considered a red hot games machine even in its heyday.

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +NotATube
      Plus, this handheld looks like it was made in the Soviet Union rather than Germany.

    • @mothra__13
      @mothra__13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ivan Simpson i keep thinking it must've been east germany

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think the ZX80 and 81 really had a heyday

    • @anthonywebber8152
      @anthonywebber8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didn't nec turbo grafix and gamegear come out in 1990?

    • @maxheadroom22and26
      @maxheadroom22and26 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In 1991 a Game Boy was 160 DM with Tetris, the Game Master was 100 DM with a pack-in game. A Lynx was 200-300 DM, don't really remember, with Blue Lightning(?). A Game Gear sold for 250 DM with a 4-in-1 Cartridge in 1994. I think, the Super Vision was sold for 130 DM.
      The exchange rate with Euro was 1,95583, so just divide the prices by 2. That's without inflation, of course!

  • @Larry
    @Larry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    You must get the other supervision model? You bloody had my one for over two years :D

    • @Bukkarooo
      @Bukkarooo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Larry Bundy Jr And I swear the other model is the one he used in his video on the system! Must've been yours in that video, then.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Larry Bundy Jr Yeah, and it's not like he didn't already make a bloody video with it 6 years ago. :D

    • @Chris-yz7cs
      @Chris-yz7cs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi guru Larry x

    • @David315842
      @David315842 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Larry Bundy Jr Who knows? he may end up buying a version that isn't by Watara? :D

    • @Larry
      @Larry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      David315842
      Mine is a quickshot version.

  • @WA_Stokins
    @WA_Stokins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    is it just me or does the Systema/Game Master look like a game boy in a game gear shell?

    • @Eevee_133
      @Eevee_133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looney Bird exactly what I was thinking

  • @greenefieldmann3014
    @greenefieldmann3014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do appreciate your instant recognition of Soviet animation!

  • @omegatango
    @omegatango 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Brother and I had one of these! I can remember having the games you showed. I was starting to think I imagined it! Thanks for the video!

  • @wagonlee5443
    @wagonlee5443 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pretty sure the unknown currency is Drachmas which was the Greek currency before the euro was introduced back in 2000 or so. The "game" today would cost around 8 euros or so without inflation adjustment.

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just realized solder is actually pronounced solder in British English.
    Good, when I discovered as a kid it was pronounced sodder by America I was slightly annoyed, I always thought it was supposed to be actually pronounced the way it was spelled. I'm Canadian by the way.

    • @TheBokkelul
      @TheBokkelul 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Caldera11 Muricans pronounce 'solder' as 'sodder' even though it clearly says 'solder' ?? silly Americans ☺

    • @gmun
      @gmun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +TheBokkelul we have to rebel against the english anyway we can u see

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Gmun Too bad we speak the same language...

    • @gmun
      @gmun 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The TH-cam Game (Null Void) we are also too lazy to adopt a different language

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Gmun Ah yes, America: home of the free, land of the lazy
      I forgot, and I _live_ here...

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This popped up on my suggested video lists. I'm glad it did. :D Quite entertaining!

  • @TremiRodomi
    @TremiRodomi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to see you're doing this again.

  • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
    @benjaminmiddaugh2729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Slide the game pack partridge into the Game Master Unit..." Does it have to be in a pear tree, as well?

  • @TheIzzyLP
    @TheIzzyLP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wondered if maybe Ashen has uploaded a new video. Checked up the channel. New video was uploaded 45sec ago... Telepathy is a hell of a gift.

  • @ironwolf5837
    @ironwolf5837 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No! You will come!" I lost it there, but I love seeing those old handhelds from the past, great bit of nostalgia and a nugget of info.

  • @felder5201
    @felder5201 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sitting down to eat and realising you have a new video out is one of the best feelings ever

  • @rebeckahsscanner1797
    @rebeckahsscanner1797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He went on a quest to find this 😂

  • @JanOnDemand
    @JanOnDemand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The music in "Falling Blocks" is a traditional Jewish tune. "Hava Nagila". So when they thought "traditional Russian tune", they at least got "traditional" right... Hmm...

  • @erysecret
    @erysecret 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice to see a new "Pop Station" for Ashens! Well done, friend!

  • @joep041188
    @joep041188 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    An oldskool Ashens video? Brilliant!

  • @ForestGramps
    @ForestGramps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The song from falling block is an israeli folk song "Hava Nagela" XD look it up!

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    German Tetris with "Hava Nagila" as background music. Amazing.
    So is the Space Castle French or is the player in a French spaceship?

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And if you actually try to *sing* Hava Nagila to the version in that game, you'll probably run out of breath and pass out...

  • @StevoBortzLevel99
    @StevoBortzLevel99 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You started playing Falling Block and I got Vietnam-style flashbacks to my Bar Mitzvah. Thanks for that!

  • @EastyUK
    @EastyUK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He adheres to a rather impeccable "Mint in Package" regime collectors would be proud of.

  • @SteveBenway
    @SteveBenway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hyper Space, reminds me of Mazogs on the ZX81 or Maziacs on the Spectrum.

    • @Nostalgianerd
      @Nostalgianerd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Steve Benway (Retro Gaming Collector) Why is it even called Hyper Space?!

    • @SteveBenway
      @SteveBenway 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beats me :S

  • @TheJosh375
    @TheJosh375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did they seriously use Hava Nagila?! hahaha

  • @_Super_Hans_
    @_Super_Hans_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I do wish you would do more reviews, Stuart, you're very good at them.

  • @lemongrabbers7678
    @lemongrabbers7678 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Congrats on a million!

  • @fagottist
    @fagottist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That finny price is probably Greek. Delta Ro standing for Drachmas?

    • @AndGn41
      @AndGn41 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct!

  • @ReplayRetro
    @ReplayRetro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hmmm, a system i haven't heard of, very interesting indeed. I know you mentioned it but the carts really do look identical to Supervision ones, as does the packaging right down the the little bags the carts are in, i wonder if they just bought the moulds etc to save money? If that's the case it's suprising they didn't just rebrand the hardware too keeping the games compatible.
    The system seems to have a number of game gear esque styling cues aswell, very interesting, i shall add it to my list of wants, curse you Stuart Ashen for wasting even more of my hard earned currency!
    And how did you miss the words "slide the game pack partridge" in the hyperspace instructions! good lord man, you're slipping
    After a little research i think the upright version you mention at the end is the Game Plus, it's software compatible but the plastic of the carts is slightly different so they don't actually fit, despite the boards being identical

    • @yoymate6316
      @yoymate6316 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i am pretty sure that the supervision and the game master are done by the same company. a large number of supervision games are made by a company called bon treasure. while the game master was not released in america, it was trademarked by a bon treasure industrial co. ltd. a few game master games also bear a copyright screen crediting bon treasure. finally, there are indications that watara was actually just a brand name, since the only thing they seem to have ever done and/or marketed is the supervision hardware itself. maybe i’m wrong, but i’m pretty sure watara = bon treasure. hartung, just like videojet in france and systema in the uk and virella in italy, was just a licensor. they just happened to be the first ones to license it.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always good to see another obscure old handheld

  • @Jason1920
    @Jason1920 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...*ANYWAY*...
    Fantastic, as always, Stuart!

  • @bloozbyblueballs5908
    @bloozbyblueballs5908 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Falling Blocks was using Jewish song Hava Nagila oddly enough. Most of the notes were correct, just the spacing was odd.

  • @penguin__patrol1886
    @penguin__patrol1886 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I LOOKED BACK TO FAR I BROKE THE UNIVERSE EVRYTHING IS FROZENWE ARE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @NoobixCube
    @NoobixCube 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    So far, for my birthday, all I have gotten is a video from Ashens.

  • @rebane2001
    @rebane2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1 million!

  • @Overhazard
    @Overhazard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The D-pad is angled like that because Nintendo patented the D-pad, and every other game console maker had to find ways around it.

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nintendo patented a certain type of d-pad. Having a d-pad that is a plus shape is not patented.

  • @NightOfTheLiving8bit
    @NightOfTheLiving8bit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why in hand held gaming gods name does this require 4 double A batteries?!?!
    The tomagachi that came out a couple of years later used the same dot matrix screen...and ran on WATCH BATTERIES!
    The way this screen works is insanely simple actually, and this system most likely has no processor of any sort, it's all just signals going to sections of the screen and that's it.

  • @EsmeMarion
    @EsmeMarion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's like being in Bjork's refrigerator or something."

  • @jamielofts
    @jamielofts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Go Bang!!"
    With a picture of a panda that looks to have just been banged.

  • @Boogie_the_cat
    @Boogie_the_cat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesus, what horrible things have they done to that d-pad? Is that ergonomically designed for the elephant man? That design should be illegal. Although the resident evil chainsaw controller did something sorta similar.

  • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
    @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:26
    More like taking an old traditional Jewish song and remixing it while on crack.

  • @LunarCryptik
    @LunarCryptik ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the type of game console you’d see a character playing in a cartoon or something

  • @CabezaSelects
    @CabezaSelects 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy's hat in Hyper Space cover made me think about DEVO, and that's PEP!

  • @LUNATIC75
    @LUNATIC75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The stuff on Steam Greenlight is certainly improving.

  • @theworldscoolestloner
    @theworldscoolestloner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Any Notification people here?

    • @braydendudley57
      @braydendudley57 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gabriel Bagahansol nah bro im a twitter g

    • @naqie5599
      @naqie5599 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am

    • @naqie5599
      @naqie5599 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zen Masta Killa​ we are

    • @mark5126
      @mark5126 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally came through. My phone is really slow.

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the little bags the games come in. Pretty neat.

  • @gibbonenhancements
    @gibbonenhancements 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have had one of these since I was a kid, with quite a few of the games. I still have it though it only works intermittently now. I remember it cost $80 when a Gameboy at the time was $200. Hyper Space was actually my favorite game. Continental Galaxy and Space Castle were also good. I'm pretty sure when you finish Space Castle the completion screen says 'CONGURATION'. Bubble Boy is a playable Dr Mario clone, and Car Racing wasn't too bad. Go Bang is broken, there's a sequence you can play and the machine responds the same way every time which means you can't lose. Kung Fu is just dreadful. The Gameboy price dropped to $150 some time later and I remember frantically getting my mum to call around town and drive me miles to pick up literally the last one in stock. It was like upgrading to an Oculus Rift.

  • @minski76
    @minski76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Continental Galaxy" - does it make sense if transliterated to German?
    Nein. Nein, it does not... :)

  • @SoraHjort
    @SoraHjort 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Action Points? No no no.. That's obviously a Δ. So it'd be Delta Points, which is even more heinous! **

    • @cruzmatt22
      @cruzmatt22 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you think about airplane gourmet meals

    • @YeeMacghyee
      @YeeMacghyee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Gourmet" that word, i believe airlines don't know what it means. Then again with all the air pressure your taste is messed up, so maybe airline food tastes good, on the fuckin' ground

    • @SoraHjort
      @SoraHjort 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yee Macghyee They actually design those meals with the altered tastebuds in mind. So apparently there is only so much they can do. Especially since they have to take various variables into consideration, like the enclosed cabin with no air flow (Those air nozzles do nothing!), so they can't have very aromatic foods since they can be nauseous in closed spaces.
      Though personally, I think they still smell quite a bit. I'm not big on flying... especailly in recent years where I've been actually getting airsick, which is a bizzare experience. I went from a little kid that would yell cowabunga on lift off and enjoying looking out the window. To a shambling mess ready to throw up at no given notice. Even if it is two hours after landing during a shuttle ride (Good thing I take some airsickness bags with me when I get off the plane)... where was I going with this? Oh right, food smell. The smell does not help at all with airsickness.

    • @0error.389
      @0error.389 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryanair.

  • @jackslapdash7693
    @jackslapdash7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the background music to falling blocks sounds like an old folk song called hava nageela... awesome video

  • @JakubMateiART
    @JakubMateiART 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I just got killed by a load of corruption"... oh politics...

  • @HouseClarkzonian
    @HouseClarkzonian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually used to own this pile of crap.

    • @wiibrockster
      @wiibrockster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMarkedOne Really? Did you enjoy it?

  • @dantesandstrom4680
    @dantesandstrom4680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2 minuets in and someone already disliked. I hate the internet.

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you hate people having their own opinions?

    • @pomfric
      @pomfric 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Digital its just random haters that dont have an opinion

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CROpunisher!™ How do you know?

    • @espurious
      @espurious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hava Nagila is not a minuet.

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luuk Tijssen Maybe they dislike ashens, systema 2000 or something.

  • @szili76
    @szili76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for not swearing Ashens :-)

  • @PluginYami
    @PluginYami 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I woke up at 5:30 school. - sees ashens uploaded - well, going to be late again.

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:58
    Replace Russian music with Jewish music. No one will notice, trust me.

  • @Kumimono
    @Kumimono 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eeep, 666 views!

  • @manisimmati
    @manisimmati 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's like being in Björk's refrigerator." Best Ashens line ever. :)

  • @whoijacket
    @whoijacket 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Popstation Watch has lowered my expectations so much I'm just amazed/happy that these games appear to be mostly functional.

  • @MrJans3n
    @MrJans3n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those German boxes are pretty cool; I could see collecting those like the Odyssey 2 boxed games.

  • @lirvine5461
    @lirvine5461 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally a video that wasn't uploaded AT NIGHT!!

  • @Spudcore
    @Spudcore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hyper Space reminds me of "Worker and Parasite", Eastern Europe's favourite cat and mouse team.

  • @wysiwyg2006
    @wysiwyg2006 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you described the maze bit i had flash backs of little britains " look in the eye the eyes not around the eyes"

  • @billporter6592
    @billporter6592 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are extremely entertaining !

  • @goblinsbones
    @goblinsbones 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cast my mind back to 1990, and now there's an inter dimensional portal in my room. Thanks Ashens

  • @ericf112
    @ericf112 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved telling my parents to look out for the game magazine that should be arriving in the mail every month

  • @notfound-iu6do
    @notfound-iu6do 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    fuck i cant think of somthing witty
    ah well i love your content ashens! always makes me happy :D keep it up

  • @surnis9043
    @surnis9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It is now 2020, and Continental Galaxy is here!

  • @Schule04
    @Schule04 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cover pictures are beautiful.

  • @PhilShary
    @PhilShary 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I watch such reviews, I remember what Ashens is really the best at- reviewing electronic tat! Not food, not novelty shit, but this!

  • @adultmoshifan87
    @adultmoshifan87 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My first experience with a 9999 in 1 handheld was on Boxing Day 1997. I was at a friend's house and one of the other guests unveiled his one and I played it a bit. For Christmas that year I got a Boots (yes, the pharmacy chain) Space Pinball handheld, loved it!

    • @Simowl
      @Simowl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boots did handheld games? Holy shit.

  • @mpoukanouka6622
    @mpoukanouka6622 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you were wondering, Δρ stands for Δραχμες(drachma) 3200drachma is approximately 4471.91 Cambodian riel

  • @TheRealColBosch
    @TheRealColBosch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm actually kind of impressed. Most of these knockoff Gameboys seem to have basically no play value at all, but someone was at least trying with this thing.
    Not very hard, mind you, but they were trying.

  • @MndCtrI
    @MndCtrI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That game was liquid concentrated ass." I think Ashens just had an AVGN moment :P.

  • @voltron983
    @voltron983 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember seeing these in bargain bins among an endless sea of tiger handhelds back in the day.

  • @007sarabond
    @007sarabond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was a version of the SuperVision, with one of those knurled control joystick things that you turned clockwise or counter-clockwise to steer.
    It looked like a GameBoy. I've only ever seen one once. I don't think they sold many.
    Trying to hold it, steer with left hand and press buttons with right hand was a proper faff on.

  • @jabelsjabels
    @jabelsjabels 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I am loving that german box art!

  • @LovezHD
    @LovezHD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kind of just realized Ashens' videos always has civilized youtube comment sections, shoutouts to all of you.

  • @mikeythesoulace
    @mikeythesoulace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aww man! I was expecting Stu to make a joke about sticking a partridge in the system….