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  • @joeltornlund4061
    @joeltornlund4061 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    Wait, there is more in your house? I thought it was just a wall with a sofa in front of it.

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Sir Blobbington And Forces Dan to make expired food products.

    • @deafweasel99
      @deafweasel99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sir Blobbington and laptops

    • @KnabTheGoblin
      @KnabTheGoblin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sir Blobbington igetthatreference.gif

    • @boostedcortez3156
      @boostedcortez3156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Reply.exe has stopped working

    • @musicartpokemonponys8791
      @musicartpokemonponys8791 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I think his house I just a wall and a kitchen, he sleeps on the sofa!

  • @CaptainCiph3r
    @CaptainCiph3r ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Man, how far we've come lately. Steam deck, aya neo, odin, even cell phones with controller support.

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When this video was uploaded, we were still getting crossgen ps3 and xbox 360 games.
      Now, with the steam deck we can emulate almost all those games.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Snapdragon 8 gen 2 and 12 GB of ddr5 🙌🏼

  • @RunningRiot14
    @RunningRiot14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "And it came preloaded with angry birds just to really piss me off"

  • @RunningRiot14
    @RunningRiot14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This guy must be talented if he can make reviews of mediocre products so entertaining.

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      phyak hue I thought the same thing back in 2011

  • @Danegermouse1992
    @Danegermouse1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Will we ever get a tour of your house Ashens?

    • @Alibm80
      @Alibm80 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      We need an "Ashens Museum" ... Plus maybe tickets to watch a live tat review show

    • @cameronw6259
      @cameronw6259 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      The reflective screen is the tour

    • @Ghlargh
      @Ghlargh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Alibm80 There already is an "Ashens Museum", they call it "Poundland"...

    • @kenouk6183
      @kenouk6183 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ghlargh
      sadly there is no poundland in mexico altough that gives me the idea to open a shop called "la tierra del peso"

    • @CarlinRules
      @CarlinRules 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hawky Midori And have all of the mexicans spend their entire paycheck at one store?

  • @JackFroster
    @JackFroster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Holy smokes, the right side of Ashen's sofa, who knows what wonders lie on the left side? A chair? A table? An ancient Egyptian Pharaoh's sarcophagus? We may never know...

  • @nova8747
    @nova8747 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I had a JXD 7800 as a teen.
    Got a Steam Deck when those had just come out.
    We've come real far.
    From playing a CoD clone from the android store to playing Modern Warfare itself.

  • @theinstantnoodle9628
    @theinstantnoodle9628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Unless it plays Chanticleer Hegemony, I don't give a poo!

    • @Krugis
      @Krugis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh god, I laughed too hard at this

    • @shishilaughy7925
      @shishilaughy7925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poo

    • @randomacessmine-craft8294
      @randomacessmine-craft8294 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont give a shit

    • @aneurysm6920
      @aneurysm6920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who thw fuck says poo in 2017?
      oh sure, you are a kiddo

    • @theinstantnoodle9628
      @theinstantnoodle9628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dat boi Who the fuck says "Kiddo" in 2017?! Oh, you must be an old man. Should I get off your lawn, sir?
      As for your question- I thought the word "Poo" would be funnier. Here. For your adult, sense of humor, pleasure. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit and Shit. Also for the fuck of it. Gastric bypass surgery.

  • @ElijahDecker
    @ElijahDecker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The soldier on the box is having a negligent discharge with his rifle. Booger hook off the bang switch, bud.

  • @maxshowler1633
    @maxshowler1633 8 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    pretty sure Ashens' dream consists of playing emulated games on a mystical train journey

  • @AlphaOmegaSin
    @AlphaOmegaSin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Always happy to see the Neo Geo Pocket Color getting some proper love. That system I swear is one of the best handhelds that most folks just never knew about or got to experience sadly :\

    • @fozzyozzy106
      @fozzyozzy106 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alpha have you got a Neo-Geo X?

    • @j.barker
      @j.barker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never thought id see you hete

    • @AlphaOmegaSin
      @AlphaOmegaSin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fozzyozzy106 Not it's a pretty shoddy piece of tech all in all. The emulation on it is pretty crap. Would rather just use a PSP if anything by comparison

    • @Beavernator
      @Beavernator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neo Geo Pocket Color has the best portable D-pad ever as well... I still play SNK vs. Capcom, and the Metal slugs occasionally on it...

    • @Mraccstudios
      @Mraccstudios 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You okay there? It seems like you had problem while typing that.

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don't know what it is, but these emulation consoles (both good and bad) are some of my favorite of his reviews. They're always so nostalgic, colorful, and lengthy.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He showed in the cameras video his old camera, maybe that's the reason.

  • @JGaute
    @JGaute 8 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Nintendo Switch prototype?

    • @portalvt
      @portalvt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joaquin Gaute nope

    • @TurkeysLeg
      @TurkeysLeg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Joaquin Gaute I knew someone would mention the switch....

    • @JGaute
      @JGaute 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Frankie Theoret We now know that nintendo should pay these guys for plagiarizing their product

    • @Ender275
      @Ender275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It does look exactly like the switch

    • @lewisgraham8771
      @lewisgraham8771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was gonna post that

  • @MXOY99
    @MXOY99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Watching at .5 speed makes Stuart sound drunk and depressed...

    • @TeslaChan
      @TeslaChan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fairfax Video when isn't he?

    • @CorndogCrusader
      @CorndogCrusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fairfax Video Watch at 1.5x, he's hopped up on crack.

    • @TheLarryburns84
      @TheLarryburns84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it really does, this is goddamn hilarious

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit it's true

    • @MXOY99
      @MXOY99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terrytheblackmage4799 and I even watched it in it's entirety twice!

  • @AfroNinja360
    @AfroNinja360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I actually want one of these now

    • @TeslaChan
      @TeslaChan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the emulation? If you want emulators just download them on a pc. if you want portable emulation just use a laptop.

  • @pocketciabatta654
    @pocketciabatta654 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My portable emulation machine is the nvidia shield portable. This thing is amazing! It runs almost everything I've tried and it runs most dreamcast games perfectly!

    • @hobojo153alt4
      @hobojo153alt4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And hell the tablet can probably do even newer things.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I as well, its my foray into Android land.

    • @acemace3618
      @acemace3618 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      until it randomly shuts down on you

    • @joemath361
      @joemath361 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      acemace3618 mine never does that

    • @avni462
      @avni462 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylans VitaReviews I wish Sony marketed the Vita more in the US. I saw no ads or commercials for it besides a Taco Bell giveaway -__- My brother has one and it seems so amazing, So much potential. Oh well :/

  • @FLlTTER
    @FLlTTER 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm starting to think Stuart is a fan of fighting games

    • @Carlosiscool2
      @Carlosiscool2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol i just bought a hand full of Flitter and Cloud Chaser buttons this weekend

    • @1250nick
      @1250nick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carlosiscool2 and this is relevant how?

    • @Daedalus4
      @Daedalus4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm starting to think you're a pony-loving manchild.

    • @Slay1337pl
      @Slay1337pl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akhamesh Ooo SNAP!

    • @FLlTTER
      @FLlTTER 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Akhamesh how did you know!?

  • @tiraXpyrrha
    @tiraXpyrrha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Shenmue was running at 10 fps"
    So, the standard Shenmue experience?

  • @joshs64
    @joshs64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This actually looks like a decent device to load up with emulators for my kids.

    • @joshs64
      @joshs64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      never mind just checked the price

    • @Epuslso3
      @Epuslso3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's on sale today, also not that expensive for a tablet.

    • @joshs64
      @joshs64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lol what the hell just happened here.

    • @brixusxviii6955
      @brixusxviii6955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Woah woah woah relax, damn chungy man you are off your meds again.

    • @thatguy8697
      @thatguy8697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh S jxd s192 is out now

  • @sl840
    @sl840 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Instant Thumbs Up for Tenchu for PSX.

    • @sl840
      @sl840 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ashens to be fair though, Wrath of Heaven for PS2 was pretty good. It kept the spirit of the original but had a variety of nice changes in gameplay, especially getting to play versus with others and playing as Tesshu (sp) who had that neat xray effect when he murdered people with his hands.

    • @goldenapple4568
      @goldenapple4568 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Steven Larson my favourite tenchu game is tenchu return from darkness

    • @Ryusuta
      @Ryusuta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Steven Larson I liked Tenchu 2 as well.

    • @Hijynx87
      @Hijynx87 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ryusuta Tenchu 2 had that level editor, right? I remember one of the ps1 games had an editor.

    • @Ryusuta
      @Ryusuta 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hijynx87 Yep, that was the one. =)

  • @joefowles9314
    @joefowles9314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i can't believe ashens got the nintendo switch this early

  • @idkanymore3382
    @idkanymore3382 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JXD was ahead of its time honestly

  • @ul.biggit217
    @ul.biggit217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Holy crap something work on this channel

  • @lewisgrant7622
    @lewisgrant7622 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s insane how far these emulation handhelds have come so far as to the point where they emulate even Dreamcast, ps2 and GameCube

  • @brendensibo9320
    @brendensibo9320 8 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    The damn thing looks like the Nintendo Switch controller.

    • @notryangosling3065
      @notryangosling3065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      William Sibo exactly...I came back to this just to say that

    • @brendensibo9320
      @brendensibo9320 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My apologies.

    • @mariecelsundiam9416
      @mariecelsundiam9416 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it does😂

    • @iloveqatar
      @iloveqatar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came here to post that and then saw you did and now I'm posting this.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Sibo however the switch is using some next level processors

  • @chemergency
    @chemergency ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's funny nearly 8 years ago when this video was first uploaded I thought it was remarkable that Android handhelds were capable of emulating PS1 and N64 and starting to even support Dreamcast somewhat- and now we have the Steam Deck which is fully-capable of emulating Xbox 360, PS3, Wii U, and even Switch games.

  • @luisarmenta2619
    @luisarmenta2619 9 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    crazy taxi? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAA

    • @sharkhardware
      @sharkhardware 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      How its working in psp emulator ? Test please god of war and gtas and tekken

    • @ZMonsterOfDarkness
      @ZMonsterOfDarkness 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eduard Play If ya can get it to run psx emulator then try that. get em off the play store

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      #plasticbeach

    • @ZMonsterOfDarkness
      @ZMonsterOfDarkness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redshot 62 Ayy gorillaz

    • @jakesapir
      @jakesapir 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eduard Play I haven't used this device, but the Android PSP emulator I use works quite well on my phone, so I imagine it would work even better on this.

  • @robertwatkins3939
    @robertwatkins3939 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    just discovered this channel it is now my favorite review channel

    • @willenahopson9717
      @willenahopson9717 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @clayadams5482
      @clayadams5482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      welcome we have disgusting off brand cookies and moose milk

    • @MBG.426
      @MBG.426 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And canned chicken and 40 year old microwave cake. Also, knock off minecraft and marvel superhero toys for the kiddos. 😂

  • @gregdavies8259
    @gregdavies8259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your reviews are by far the best on youtube. You give good, honest and simple reviews of random stuff. keep it up.

  • @jarydseess945
    @jarydseess945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have an NGPC and Match of the Millenium. So insanely happy to have found the system on eBay and the game at a local retro games store.

  • @ghostrider5378
    @ghostrider5378 8 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    N64 emulation has always been wonky on any platform.

    • @xaisatsana
      @xaisatsana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +GamingDude800 still dodgy.

    • @xaisatsana
      @xaisatsana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +GamingDude800 missing textures, flashy backgrounds, missing eyes etc, it's just a problem with the emulation

    • @xaisatsana
      @xaisatsana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +GamingDude800 dont know, haven't used it in ages, you can argue all u want but the n64 emulations are probably the glitchiest but stable emulators lol

    • @eila2088
      @eila2088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've had harder time with Saturn then N64. And of course Xbox is basically non-existant.

    • @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming
      @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Wii u is the only one to emulate it well.
      Virtual Console is just paid emulation.

  • @Ziggyzak3Gaming
    @Ziggyzak3Gaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    just discovered this dude and i'm literally crying, the level of condescending tone and pure sarcasm is perfect!! SUBBED

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    To be fair, emulators are only as good as the people actually doing them and I don't think it's fair to hold the system itself responsible for emulators being dodgy. Even on PC, don't expect perfect emulation from absolutely everything.

    • @dennett316
      @dennett316 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +MetroidJunkie2007 He didn't....like, at all. He even said that the emulators could get better.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paul Dennett So why take it out on the hardware? He seemed to use certain emulators not performing well against the hardware itself, which isn't entirely fair.

    • @andy6576
      @andy6576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +MetroidJunkie2007 Sorry, did you actually _listen_ to, ya know, his WORDS and stuff? He said that the N64 and DC emulators might get better but _as they currently stand_ are flawed, so to get this device for N64 and DC emulation might not be a good idea as there's no guarantee that those Android emulators will be improved.
      That in no way disses the hardware itself so try to be less of a "reactionary fanboy" in future.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jamie Williamson A fanboy to what? This specific tablet? I don't even own said tablet so what am I being a fanboy about? Yes, because God forbid I be objective and say it's not the tablet that made those emulators mediocre, thinking critically makes me a fanboy somehow.

    • @andy6576
      @andy6576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But what was it about _the words Ashens used_ that suggests he was in any way dissing the device rather than the emulators? Please tell me, using quotes to back up your point,

  • @allthingshockey9688
    @allthingshockey9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hes the only man on youtube who can brush off holding the box upside down the smoothest. I love it

  • @basilchapmanlft
    @basilchapmanlft 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your videos helped me fight covid with some laughs, love you and your stuff ashens ❤

  • @Mistraker
    @Mistraker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For something a bit more portable, the GPD XD works well. It's pretty similar, though maybe slightly more powerful, and jammed into the form factor of a New 3DS.

    • @justaguitardude
      @justaguitardude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Hrothgar it does seem like it maybe more portable.. 5" screen compared to a 7" i have big hands so i think the JDX B model maybe more comfortable.. im not worried about being able to fit in my pocket.. but who knows i think im gonna go with the JDX B, and keep a eye on the GDP if they come down in price may get one :) rock on.

    • @Mistraker
      @Mistraker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Chris c: I have big hands, and it works well for me. Prices for the XD and the JXD 7800B are the same, currently. I've not used the 7800B, but it was one I was considering, and looks pretty solid.
      I will say, the GPD XD's sticks don't rotate, which is nice, and the battery life is significantly better than that of the 7800B. I use it during down time at work, and it'll last through a twelve hour work day and still have about 30% charge left when I get home. Not to say the battery lasts twelve hours, but I'd say it reasonably lasts around eight if you're doing emulation. Although, I do usually play with the sound off, so I don't bother people, and with the wifi off, as there's no open wifi points.
      Anyway, both seem like decent devices, an are of similar power. If you want a bigger screen, the JXD is the better bet. If you want better portability and battery life, the GPD is a good choice. Although, I've been known to take my goddamned massive Atari Lynx into work with me to play Xybots, which isn't terribly portable, and has abysmal battery life. I dig original hardware, though.

  • @holyflame2
    @holyflame2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now i know where the inspirational design of Nintendo Switch came from... 😏

  • @SkeetSeinfeld
    @SkeetSeinfeld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    130 pounds? That's pretty *heavy.*

    • @valentino6824
      @valentino6824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      0/10

    • @clonekix1161
      @clonekix1161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      in other countries pound is money
      not weight

    • @SkeetSeinfeld
      @SkeetSeinfeld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +Captain Rex just go with the horrible joke

    • @kazzymiller
      @kazzymiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well at least it dosen't cost $50000 to play it for 12 seconds

    • @RokkerBoyy
      @RokkerBoyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Clone Kix And stones are weights instead of rocks, right?

  • @wargreysama
    @wargreysama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Note that video is from 2015 where this thing relies on android apps and most of the emulators were pretty much on their infancy here. Now, many of them are much much better, so I assume if Ashens were to remake this review with same exact device maybe results can get slightly better.

  • @frankiesparkes3947
    @frankiesparkes3947 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With the JXD, you could use a USB Bluetooth dongle if you get a USB OTG cable, which is one of the uses of the MicroUSB Port (OTG stands for 'On the Go)

  • @togwam
    @togwam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I have a strong feeling that the nx will look a lot like this

    • @yagamicelco2508
      @yagamicelco2508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what I was thinking

    • @SageOwl
      @SageOwl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Spoiler alert: it does. Pingas.

    • @JoJo-oc8zf
      @JoJo-oc8zf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TOG WAM yeah but it's cooler and is good

    • @lovecastle7154
      @lovecastle7154 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Close

    • @CompoundInterest-SG
      @CompoundInterest-SG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Someone give this guy a prize. Good call.

  • @ervincool
    @ervincool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who has no tablet and an iPhone 1, this is the best thing I have seen since ever.

    • @KyrosTheWolf
      @KyrosTheWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Get rid of your iPhone, it's not worth having it, you're much better off with an android

    • @jezgracz5526
      @jezgracz5526 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Android sucks so much and if you want it to work you have to buy so many boosting apps wich suck too!

    • @KyrosTheWolf
      @KyrosTheWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JeżGracz ...how much did apple pay you to say that?
      Everyone knows android is the best. Anyone who prefers apple is a fucking idiot

    • @jezgracz5526
      @jezgracz5526 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I payed them for giving me best phone ever :)

    • @KyrosTheWolf
      @KyrosTheWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JeżGracz Get off the internet, you clearly don't belong here

  • @YadonTheCat
    @YadonTheCat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    But where's the dock?

  • @zuuded7529
    @zuuded7529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m convinced Ashens is the most consistently great TH-camr

  • @MoundN
    @MoundN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blast corps is one of my favourite n64 games too! I was actually a hit surprised that you know or even like this game. many seem to have skipped it back then or just never got into it.

  • @DBZHalusaTwin
    @DBZHalusaTwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    do you remember the old early 2000s mobile with built in games console? it came with cartridge games

    • @sanctuary570
      @sanctuary570 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      do you mean nokia ngage?

    • @DBZHalusaTwin
      @DBZHalusaTwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats the one. Ashens shud do a review of that nasty thing lol

    • @CoachFashow
      @CoachFashow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the taco?

    • @KiloByte69
      @KiloByte69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god I love tacos.

    • @DBZHalusaTwin
      @DBZHalusaTwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was the ngage lol was total arse candle

  • @vgamesx1
    @vgamesx1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Honestly.. for about the same price you could just get an old PSP, hack it to run emulators and psp games, plus it would probably be an overall nicer experience so... either that or get a decent windows tablet and use emulators made for windows instead.

    • @TiredFerret
      @TiredFerret 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One major problem I have using a PSP as for retro game emulation is that the screen is bad: ghosting is apparent due to slow response time, the input lag is too much for platforming games, the colors reproduction is poor, etc. I've tried emulating a lot of things on my PSP but I haven't really enjoyed much of it.

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lux Deluxe I wouldn't really know, I typically use my PC + a controller for emulation, I just thought it would be a nice bonus to have from owning a PSP, because I haven't played any PSP games.

    • @JanPospisilArt
      @JanPospisilArt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The newest JXDs are superior in most aspects. Performance and screen especially. Plus it's an Android tablet so you can play Android games and do whatever people do on Android.

    • @masalps
      @masalps 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The PSP is pretty underpowered compared to this one, though. I doubt it can really handle anything more complicated than Mega Drive with that 333Mhz CPU.

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JanPospisil42 Yeah but you could also get a cheap $99 windows tablet as an example the HP stream 7 which has arguably the same or better performance and has about the same screen, along with it being cheaper.. that and also windows is generally more useful than android so... aside than those things including a controller, I kinda prefer the aforementioned instead.

  • @silentslayergaming8469
    @silentslayergaming8469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Honestly the PSP is the best hand held system to date. So many games, ps1, psp titles and several ps2 ports, not to mention the emulating/homebrew community on the system is still very active and overall the psp is a great system.
    So many games, and pretty good graphics for its time.
    3DS is good I own one, but nintendo has a problem with releasing the same exact content over and over and over with its notorious rehashing.
    The ps vita is just wasted potential.

    • @Kippykip
      @Kippykip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had so much fun with the PSP (mostly because of the homebrew scene with PS1 games and Doom).
      Only good PSP games themselves imho was the 2 GTA games. The unofficial ports and homebrew etc is what made the system so good.

    • @gone231
      @gone231 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah what you guys said. I own a PSP Go, I love it alot. I like what the homebrew community does such as making hacks of current mobile games. There is alot of good PS2 games and the emulation on it is great for old school games.

    • @Kippykip
      @Kippykip 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tremolo Rockstrings I think in the future though the best handheld for emulation would be the dragonbox-pyra whenever that comes out. It should also be powerful enough to handle PSP emulation on it too so it can play some PS2 ports.
      Only problem is that's gonna cost a fuckload of money (something ridiculous like 500 Euros?) so it's better to get a used PSP off ebay for less than $50

    • @ernestop7454
      @ernestop7454 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SilentSlayerGaming the nintendo ds is

    • @Kippykip
      @Kippykip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SNEAKER HEAD GAMER nah fam when I got the psp I never played that shitty ds again

  • @WASasquatch
    @WASasquatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as Super Ghoul's came up we both said "Oh yes" in sync. Insta-liked.

  • @Doiknowyou566
    @Doiknowyou566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:07 The glitchiness makes it look like they’re in a broken holodeck

  • @doru9915
    @doru9915 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This thing walked so the steam deck and ayaneo could run

  • @zues121510
    @zues121510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    nintendo nx?
    this guy saw into the future and made click bait

    • @DaddyJoof
      @DaddyJoof 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think you mean the Nintendo Switch now

  • @Foril89
    @Foril89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am pretty sure that this is what the NX is going to be in a Nutshell but it will also have a Cartridge slot for DS and 3DS games as well as Portable NX games.

    • @brixusxviii6955
      @brixusxviii6955 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Exactly, that's what I said.

    • @lumikera
      @lumikera 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually think its gonna have a cartridge slot for ds and 3ds games, mostly because all of nintendos new consoles has always been compatible with eachother, like the ds, compatible with game boy games, 3ds, compatible with ds games, it just seems more likely.

    • @lum1notryc828
      @lum1notryc828 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      disabled marina the nx was announced before you commented this you dumb fuck

    • @RWL2012
      @RWL2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "NX" lol the days before the Switch haha

  • @funkydoodycool
    @funkydoodycool 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a nostalgia overload when I saw Moonstone... I thought I was the only person who knew of it, no-one else remembers it! What fun it was.

  • @johnsquarez6806
    @johnsquarez6806 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's amazing how these people also made one of the original pop stations

  • @SianaGearz
    @SianaGearz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    C64 is NOT an easy emulation. It needs cycle sync, while MD usually runs just fine with frame sync and SNES emulators are all line sync. Plus an analogue filter and mixer on the soundchip, that can get difficult if you're going to emulate ALL the transistors and their distortion.
    Tekken are evil, they use high-res mode.

  • @BullsquidGaming
    @BullsquidGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    as technology gets better and better hopefully ID will port the great grandfather of all FPS games DOOM to phones and tablets

    • @computerman789
      @computerman789 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +balthazar werner It was quadruple posted...

    • @CherryPixelBun
      @CherryPixelBun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Portable Doom has been a thing since the GBA and it's been on iPhone for years.

    • @AllardRT
      @AllardRT 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SwiftFoxyGamer There's a great version of Doom on Android and I played it on JXD 7800B.

    • @BullsquidGaming
      @BullsquidGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you just search doom or is there a special thing you have to search for in google play for it to come up?

    • @AllardRT
      @AllardRT 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look for DOOM by Beloko Games on Android. Take note that it also requires original files from the PC version.

  • @AriablutronTV
    @AriablutronTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    he sounds like my old driving instructor haha

    • @UrsusHaitch
      @UrsusHaitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao XD

    • @AriablutronTV
      @AriablutronTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well that makes sense xD

    • @elias549
      @elias549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PLOT TWIST! He was the driving instructor all along.

    • @UrsusHaitch
      @UrsusHaitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elias Agrebi what if that is actualy true?? 0_o

    • @UrsusHaitch
      @UrsusHaitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      janapu sharath yeah and im going to watch you get reported

  • @big-rock-live
    @big-rock-live 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So it's a Wii U gamepad and a Switch combined.
    Sweet.

  • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
    @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:50
    Imagine if the Archos Gamepad was still made today, and came pre-loaded with RAID: Shadow Legends.
    You'd probably have a hissy fit.

  • @Nush
    @Nush 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Childhood game was Soul Calibur II :) this just made my heart soar haha

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which version did you have?

    • @Nush
      @Nush 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the PS2 Soul Calibur II :)

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nush I had that one too. Heihachi was pretty cool actually.

    • @Nush
      @Nush 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demon Rantz true :)

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nush I'm a massive Tekken fan so you can't blame me :)

  • @mr.timestamp1754
    @mr.timestamp1754 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    But the real question is: WHEN WILL GRANDE GRANDE GET HIS 200 PESOS?!?!

    • @OhitsPiggy
      @OhitsPiggy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      unsubscribed

    • @Goob1246
      @Goob1246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      How the fuck Big Cheese trolls showed up in an Ashens video is beyond me.

    • @zeldajunkielol2
      @zeldajunkielol2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grande Queso could've bought one of these if he had $200. (KIDDING)

    • @zeldajunkielol2
      @zeldajunkielol2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I couldn't believe it either, so I thought I'd contribute.

    • @simplemagi4691
      @simplemagi4691 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** The hell is this about?

  • @hobojo153alt4
    @hobojo153alt4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    N64 emulators don't work well with anything that doesn't have a good dedicated graphics card. Or rather they work but they have graphical glitches like in Mario 64 shadows and things alike don't show.

    • @henke37
      @henke37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      N64 emulation doesn't work well period. Doesn't matter if you have the best computer that money can buy, the actual emulators have severe issues.

    • @UndeadFlygon
      @UndeadFlygon 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      What phone do you use? I get a stable 25-30 fps when playing Majora's mask on my galaxy s5

    • @ExoKiller4
      @ExoKiller4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** They rely on a ton of game-specific hacks to make everything run properly. Anything sufficiently obscure or homebrew will be completely unplayable.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      UndeadFlygon
      that game runs at 18fps.
      also, i'd get stable frame rates on n64 emulation on a motorola defy (a 2010 smartphone weaker than an iphone4 or a galaxy s (the first one))

    • @SparkGlassesVocaloid
      @SparkGlassesVocaloid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Henrik Andersson So how come my PSP can emulate it flawlessly?

  • @dddaviddd9208
    @dddaviddd9208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you have come a long way... but why, why do you do these things" -my life

  • @chistinelane
    @chistinelane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot how much I love your personality

  • @cockatieltime2259
    @cockatieltime2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For 2015 this was epic

  • @ardius9777
    @ardius9777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    BUT DOES IT RUN DOOM?

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea, on PC, 32X, SNES, GBA, and PS1.

  • @ATWDigital
    @ATWDigital 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For a second I thought that was a Nintendo Switch!

  • @IDoABitOfTrollin
    @IDoABitOfTrollin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even when behind the camera Stewart always wears dress shirts. Classy lad

  • @TimeBunny
    @TimeBunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a pretty interested video. I didn't realise this handheld even existed!! So I learned something today.

  • @chaz8652
    @chaz8652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love no bullshit reviews. 1 sub

  • @cheffan7561
    @cheffan7561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    phone can run San Andreas perfectly at 58fps trys to run PSP game phone exploded producing 4 fps ;(

  • @fuyingbro
    @fuyingbro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have not looked into emulation for awhile. I had no clue they finished a dreamcast emulator that works now.

    • @gosunkugi
      @gosunkugi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god yes. Nulldc has come along great, especially since it went open source. If you're getting back into it and have the computer to handle them, check out the PS2 and Gamecube emulators.

    • @Palo_din
      @Palo_din 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the PC you can emulate basically anything before the PS3/360 (You can do the Wii though). Assume android will catch up more as hardware improves, PS2 and the like is still a little rough PC-side.

    • @fuyingbro
      @fuyingbro 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      gosunkugi I will have to check them out. I remember nulldc being "THEE" be all up and comer for dreamcast. I would love to get a ps2 emulator. I have 3 ps2s and only one kind of works so I just don't even bother. Thank you for the info. Computer should be fine. 8 core 3.2 ghz 16 gb 560gtx 2gb with 9tb hdd. was a beast when I made it a couple years ago. Now it is just average. LOL Got to love building something with tech that just comes out to be obsolete before you install your os. LOL

    • @Palo_din
      @Palo_din 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your PC should be fine for most PS2 games. I think it's mostly CPU dependant (With GPU used for extra upscaling etc) and your CPU is fine. Check out PCSX2.

    • @RPGexclusive
      @RPGexclusive 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FuYing Bro Hey, most of your pc is still badass to this day... all you need is a graphics card update.

  • @keiztrat9109
    @keiztrat9109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Life Is like A Box Of Chocolate, You'll Never Know What You Get!".......

  • @RobertWarrenGilmore
    @RobertWarrenGilmore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had completely the wrong idea of what Stuart's living room looked like. I always pictured it with the couch in the middle of the room and more windows.

  • @Namburiadityasairam2605
    @Namburiadityasairam2605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This looks like the Nintendo switch.....

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first one doesn't, but the second one looks a lot like it.

    • @shlomokikenberg1550
      @shlomokikenberg1550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut the fuck up, it's just a tablet with gamepad controls

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seal the Deal Nintendo switch

    • @l-russki-l
      @l-russki-l 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Namburi aditya sairam actually, the Nintendo Switch looks like it.

    • @DumbArse
      @DumbArse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just wanted to say that! This shit came before that switch thingy

  • @violeteverbolster2577
    @violeteverbolster2577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    tried ipega? its a good controller for phones and computers

  • @RAGGZTHEBEAR
    @RAGGZTHEBEAR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish we can have 2 videos a week 😊

    • @charliekent9526
      @charliekent9526 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cure Optimism This guy has the right idea people.

    • @RAGGZTHEBEAR
      @RAGGZTHEBEAR 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cure Optimism haha thats awesome

    • @odeszaa
      @odeszaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give him a rock and then see what he would do with it.

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Richard Phist "Bloody hell, this rock's MASSIVE! How am I supposed to focus this in the camera....?"

  • @HavenMarches
    @HavenMarches 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A TABLET WITH CONTROLS I CANT BELIEVE IT

  • @baddude1337
    @baddude1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a Shield K1 myself which works great. It's effectively the beta Switch without being locked to Nintendo games, with it's HDMI output. Loaded with emulators, Borderlands and Brutal Doom, so that's all you really need from it.
    The HDMI output is actually really useful for DS games, as you can have one screen on the tv and the other on the tablet. This was great for the Castlevania games where the bottom screen is mainly the map. The controller itself is actually my favourite controller, feels great and responsive in the hands. Shame it doesn't really work on PC.

  • @moneymaker3172
    @moneymaker3172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HEY GUYS LOOK, ITS AN EARLY DESIGN FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PSP: Am I a joke to you?

  • @techmouse.
    @techmouse. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came here expecting something about the Nintendo Switch.

  • @dominator167able
    @dominator167able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    should review the nvidia shield k1

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that spec-ops soldier on the front of the box is actually from one of Gameloft's Modern Combat games.

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +A Somewhat Amused British Guy Indeed-y, it's from Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour.

  • @raiden3058
    @raiden3058 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    HOLY COW! Did I just see Ashen's face? I though he was a pair of floating arms and a mouth.

  • @xxhafez
    @xxhafez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Looks like the Nintendo switch

  • @beriont.
    @beriont. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Early prototype of Nintendo Switch.

  • @PinderProductions
    @PinderProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the og switch.

  • @thatjurrasicparkfan3451
    @thatjurrasicparkfan3451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ashens, you should really consider getting a portable console called the Nvidia Shield Portable. It has every feature you want. 4K HD, Bluetooth connectivity, it can run emulators and pc games, no cameras ;), it runs android, it can install .apk files, it's a quad core device, it's basically an xBox controller with a screen on it, it folds over for travel and storage, and much much more. Nvidia doesn't produce these anymore, but they have a new model in production. You could do what I did and buy a used (or brand new one) of Amazon or eBay. Check out the Nvidia website for more info about it.
    (Also the selling prices usually go for $200-$500)

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he has the Gamechild poster on his wall, even though in my opinion, that's an awful likeness of Ashen.

  • @openheimr
    @openheimr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pretty sure some idiots will call this a "switch rip off"

  • @giandreii4876
    @giandreii4876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ayyeee the video is 20:16 long..whos watching in 2016??!!

    • @mr_duck1127
      @mr_duck1127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yo

    • @AightBro123
      @AightBro123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me ima get a gdp q9 psv

    • @AightBro123
      @AightBro123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its faster than the 7800b and and cause gdp has mic but not jxd s7800b

    • @HeadPats7443
      @HeadPats7443 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm watching in 3016 ,this tablet is practically a baby's toy now.

  • @teknomanblade8913
    @teknomanblade8913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    More powerful than the switch

    • @AdolfHitler-xp1nx
      @AdolfHitler-xp1nx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and an xbox one is less powerful than a fully underclocked gtx 480 that's over 10 years old now XD
      i just ordered a GPD pocket so i win

  • @jimzo1212
    @jimzo1212 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even though this video was uploaded a year ago, It still predicted the Nintendo Switch by design!
    *LOOK AT IT!*

  • @Sonicdude10
    @Sonicdude10 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this on my own JXD S7800B.
    In 720P no less.
    I love this thing.
    Even flashed it over to the Omni Android ROM.
    (I have the 16 GB version with the RK3188 T chip. The "revision 2" version if you will.)

  • @fahadaljarbua9680
    @fahadaljarbua9680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i see where nintendo got their idea from

  • @HazyJ28
    @HazyJ28 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    remember when these were cool?

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its a low end android tablet with glued on controllers

    • @pacman3918
      @pacman3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kinda like the switch kinda, the switch is an overpriced tablet with left-over nvidia tegra chips from the dump.

    • @supersmashmaster43
      @supersmashmaster43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For 2015 standards, it’s pretty good considering it could run Dreamcast smoothly

  • @JohnnyStashh
    @JohnnyStashh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    smashing good review, old boy. you should have your own show on the telly. If your ever up for some fish & chips, give us a ring a ting ting ting.

  • @horseman-natestrunk4131
    @horseman-natestrunk4131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Yeah, Ashens! Awesome Emulated Devices you've, got there alright, for sure.

    • @horseman-natestrunk4131
      @horseman-natestrunk4131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually sounds like stewie, from Family Guy, on Adult Swim!!

    • @ecluid1829
      @ecluid1829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please learn how to use commas.