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  • @ace_h
    @ace_h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    One of my favorites: “*I will french braid your nervous system*”

    • @dr_goofy
      @dr_goofy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lalalalala

    • @dr_goofy
      @dr_goofy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laalalala

    • @bucketsareunderrated7258
      @bucketsareunderrated7258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I Will force feed you dorito ships verticly"

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bucketsareunderrated7258 oh jeez

    • @bucketsareunderrated7258
      @bucketsareunderrated7258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@1SKRAAC1D or "i Will eat your vocal chords"

  • @polarizing5486
    @polarizing5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Unsettling quote: "I will stub your nose"

  • @hex9698
    @hex9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Unsettling threat: "I will clean your ears, with a fork"

  • @callmerock3973
    @callmerock3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “I will tickle your ear sockets”
    Thats the only unsettling one I got

    • @callmerock3973
      @callmerock3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I will split your cells
      is also one

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will roast your fingernails

    • @ChaosKitsune
      @ChaosKitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t threaten me with a good tine

    • @legohunter1020
      @legohunter1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will have your eyes trade spots.

    • @NCRForLife
      @NCRForLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god-

  • @viridiansky400
    @viridiansky400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    “I’m not currency, I’m an ammunition!”
    Relatable Lexi, relatable.

  • @BRuiz-cd9bh
    @BRuiz-cd9bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    An unsettling quote I use is "I'll bite your kneecaps off", and in specific cases, when someone has braces I'll say "I'll rip your teeth off like opening a zipper"

  • @themadsuika3909
    @themadsuika3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Unsetteling quotes: "I'll turn your lungs to a bee nest"

    • @RatSoup420
      @RatSoup420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      person: delicious honey you have there, where did you get it?
      Me: from the lungs of my enemies

    • @foxbrobroski5714
      @foxbrobroski5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unsettling quotes: when you wake up you’ll see used fresh bloody pads next to you when you wake up every morning >:)

    • @Nitroglycerinconsumer
      @Nitroglycerinconsumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ll turn your bee nest to lungs

    • @snailsand
      @snailsand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nitroglycerinconsumer free lungs

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a trio of Italian comedians that made an entire sketch with these. Here are some highlights:
      I'll play a song on your spinal column.
      I'll break your fingers and play Mikado with them.
      I'll rip off your femur and play cricket with your kneecap.
      I'll take off your dentures and turn them into maracas.

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "I shall pierce your esophagus" Is definitely a unsettling insult, or you can just read the bit life fight descriptions.

    • @classiccannon1417
      @classiccannon1417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is your opinion of “I’ll boil your knees?”

    • @Nova-tl4yc
      @Nova-tl4yc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "He blasted a chunk of your brain!"
      *still lives

    • @OwODemon666
      @OwODemon666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@classiccannon1417 I hate that image so much

  • @eyitsmcdoydoy2591
    @eyitsmcdoydoy2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Unsettling quotes: “I will make your dna strand look like a sine wave.”
    “I’ll steal the iron from your blood.”

    • @theresagrawe7053
      @theresagrawe7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a person with Thalassemia (anemia) I feel the last quote on a personal level

    • @Whathefox.
      @Whathefox. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh these are psychotic

    • @Moon_Savior
      @Moon_Savior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magneto is coming for you

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว

      "I will fill your lungs with nut"

    • @chad21310
      @chad21310 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder.... could you take the iron out of someones blood and make a sword out of it? 🤔🤔

  • @shellshockthelagiacrus3247
    @shellshockthelagiacrus3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I actually have a thing I could add to that list of unsettling threats. "I'm going to find you and kill you and harvest your eyes for sups." An actual threat given to me over a game of werewolf online by some guy for no apparent reason.

    • @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084
      @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I WILL BOIL YOUR SKELETON

    • @Sar0429
      @Sar0429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 what the hell?

    • @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084
      @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Sar0429 Cryptic threat I once used on my cousin

    • @solarliix3060
      @solarliix3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I will scooter your ankles

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Human, I shall consume your liver."
      I once randomly texted that to my partner, in the middle of the night. For no reason.

  • @awatarasakawiraaji2040
    @awatarasakawiraaji2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    Lexy: HI SEXYS IM LEXY
    ME: wait, am I sexy?

  • @juliag3071
    @juliag3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “While you sleep I will replace your spleen with a bagpipe”
    I’m really proud of this one

  • @sophiahollysu
    @sophiahollysu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    My friend Rachael hates people touching her knees in any way, so the “I will squeeze your kneecaps” threat is just a normal horrifying threat to her

    • @lucydog14
      @lucydog14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s so uncomfortable when squeezed in a certain way. I hate it.

    • @Quantum_Physician
      @Quantum_Physician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude my freinds sometimes are mean but in a nice way to me and i lightly squeeze their kneecaps and they freak out

    • @wardengamer374
      @wardengamer374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt that comment.

    • @DirgeTV
      @DirgeTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone with Psoriatic Arthritis, that would be a high level threat for me.

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 ปีที่แล้ว

      Front of knees - fine.
      Back of knees - instant meltdown freakout accidental grievous bodily harm mild seizure. You do NOT want to mess around with the back of my knees.

  • @dti6342
    @dti6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Unsettling insults? One of my personal favourites is one I used in 6th grade.
    “I will turn you intestines into out-testines”

    • @depsydawn9206
      @depsydawn9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was on 69 likes earlier, but I liked it.

    • @cursedseabunny1094
      @cursedseabunny1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gonna write this one down and use it when the time is right, which might be never, *or it could be my next session of Among Us with my friends*

    • @nolenwinkler585
      @nolenwinkler585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will toast all your ligaments

    • @Username5H0
      @Username5H0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depsydawn9206 you are a villain, but a hero nonetheless. Because of your evil doings, I could like the comment.

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว

      "I will fill your kidneys with stones"

  • @jessevires5465
    @jessevires5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "What in the name of Jibber's Crab left kidney is this?!"
    Lexi 2020.

    • @Mr.IonutheFox250
      @Mr.IonutheFox250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The moment that lexi sad that i read youre comments

    • @djdrew11
      @djdrew11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jibbers Crabst; it's a reference to The Oatmeal.

  • @davidmh2171995
    @davidmh2171995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Unsettling threat: "I'm outside your window. Don't turn around, it'll only make things worse...."

    • @sunshine5513
      @sunshine5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell no, to the no no noo

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked out of the window.. there's a tree there.. Are you a tree?

  • @pyrielt
    @pyrielt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Unsettling quote: "I will sneak hair between your skin layers"

    • @MaccyCheeze506
      @MaccyCheeze506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I physically cringed 👁👄👁💧

    • @Nitroglycerinconsumer
      @Nitroglycerinconsumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will sneak skin layers between your hair

    • @pyrielt
      @pyrielt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nitroglycerinconsumer you mean, scurf?

    • @mattyhalsall2820
      @mattyhalsall2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You look so beautiful when you are sleeping.

    • @pyrielt
      @pyrielt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattyhalsall2820 nah, that's kind

  • @caleneldridge9443
    @caleneldridge9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Unsettling quote “ I will turn your knee caps into teeth

    • @snailsand
      @snailsand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i will turn your teeth into kneecaps

    • @buzzish2804
      @buzzish2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏🏽👏🏽

    • @Sum67
      @Sum67 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *I’M GOING TO TASTE YOUR LUNGS.*

  • @kytota1470
    @kytota1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    The title really caught my attention.

  • @breadycrumbs
    @breadycrumbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    0:54
    It is a very rare species called “long questionable dragon noodle dog”
    Its the only one of its kind. *what a shame.*

    • @Sar0429
      @Sar0429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah yes. long dragodog

  • @serenag.6587
    @serenag.6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel like I relate to Lexi to much especially with “wholesome until threatened” part and the “she’s trans” part because ppl think I’m female when I am just a peaceful non-binary, so I am basically a non-binary version of Lexi that was born female and is Hispanic and probably Native American or African

  • @rooeeebeeennnn8572
    @rooeeebeeennnn8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The sentence “what’s up sexy I’m lexi” is probably the best thing I’ve heard today

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      excellence

    • @Bogalog
      @Bogalog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah,well here's the next best thing you'll hear:
      Avocado

    • @theunknown8201
      @theunknown8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if you're in prison.

    • @boxmeister3059
      @boxmeister3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheLexikitty Your videos literally make me so happy please never stop brightening our lives :D

    • @AdityaSingh-oh2fw
      @AdityaSingh-oh2fw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/5LSIoYAsm-0/w-d-xo.html🐶

  • @rocketdyneF1
    @rocketdyneF1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Lexi: what’s up sexy?
    Me:😊
    Me remembering Lexi is legally blind:☹️

  • @Se_kka
    @Se_kka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Unsettling quote: "I will make your urin into glow in a dark"

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fun fact: The guy who discovered the element Phosphorus (which glows in the dark) did so when he tried to make the philosopher’s stone by heating and distilling urine.

    • @Riley_molevelt
      @Riley_molevelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro, this is just cool. Not scary

    • @Zuion_Art
      @Zuion_Art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So if u drink phosphorus u get free phosphorus??. I guess
      Need to try it
      So I can get my money
      Back

    • @buzzish2804
      @buzzish2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I- how tf….

  • @jubieandrubinrevieweveryth5768
    @jubieandrubinrevieweveryth5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "That was a bag of glow stick connectors" I love how Lexi just has a bag of glow stick connectors on her desk

  • @frunklebunk
    @frunklebunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Lexi's voice gives me serotonin- the way she speaks makes me so happy

    • @Toaber
      @Toaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr every time I'm watching an EmKay video and I'm not expecting Lexi's voice to come on and it does I get really happy.

    • @DBrown5533
      @DBrown5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Lexi was a boy

    • @lordhellsoul3480
      @lordhellsoul3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he*

    • @Toaber
      @Toaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DBrown5533 Nope she's a trans woman.

    • @Toaber
      @Toaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordhellsoul3480 Oh we got another transphobic one okay.

  • @pupseidon
    @pupseidon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    any time lexi is a host i always sync myself with her intro

  • @jutojoe6691
    @jutojoe6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When Lexi said,"I'm not a currency, I'm an ammunition", it made me terrified imagining what she really meant by that 😐

    • @vyliad
      @vyliad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Loads myself into a cannon*

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vyliad as you do.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Now I'm thinking about the time a friend of mine chased a homophobic kid around a cruise ship yelling "I'll give you the Gay Germs!"

    • @thehypersonicbuild9919
      @thehypersonicbuild9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cannon time

    • @Insane_Cheese
      @Insane_Cheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lexy: speeding out of a rocket launcher.
      Jack: getting obliterated by Lexi rocketing through the wall.
      Robin: (taking a sip of coffee) just another day in the office.

  • @ultrakillsimp1427
    @ultrakillsimp1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I got really nervous about coming out as trans to my family and I watch these videos to calm myself down when I’m nervous because they make me laugh.
    After watching enough I got the courage to come out to my parents as a trans female, and they support me.
    Anyways enough about this rant and I love your videos and they make me laugh and calm down when I’m nervous and/or stressed.

    • @a_certified_mess
      @a_certified_mess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For you and every transgender person who reads this, congratulations! I know how hard it is to come out as being part of the lgbtq+ community! If you’re still waiting to find the moment to come out, it will be okay! Even if your family doesn’t support you, you’ll always fine at least one person who does!

    • @shoyomakesstuff
      @shoyomakesstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m glad it went well! Here’s to you! 🍾

    • @ultrakillsimp1427
      @ultrakillsimp1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Soul Reaper thanks! have a cookie! 🍪

    • @olivergarden-
      @olivergarden- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      congrats mate ^^

    • @blainliebelt5571
      @blainliebelt5571 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's amazing

  • @epikreaper19
    @epikreaper19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Oh dear god somebody crossed an ent with a Sephora” 🤣

  • @Mark0ut
    @Mark0ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    10:08 "I will use your blood as ink in the printer"

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oooo nice.

    • @Sar0429
      @Sar0429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Wait, its all melted food?*
      Always has been
      *gun shot*

    • @Mridkmyname
      @Mridkmyname 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally cheap printer ink

  • @natashyaphilipideasugianto2851
    @natashyaphilipideasugianto2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Every time Lexi says "What's up sexy, i'm Lexi", it really boost my self esteem. Thank you.

  • @momuv6boys
    @momuv6boys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My friend tells me, "I'm going to braid your nervous system."

  • @owenbaxendale540
    @owenbaxendale540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Did people serious not know that Lexi is trans?
    As a closeted (to my parents anyway) transbian (transgender [MtF] lesbian). she is my personal hero!

    • @doritozmilk8035
      @doritozmilk8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no

    • @doritozmilk8035
      @doritozmilk8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Your Stalker pear

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I didn't but I figured it out eventually. It's pretty neat!

    • @doritozmilk8035
      @doritozmilk8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darksentinel082 gooba smooba

    • @NecrochildK
      @NecrochildK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I had no idea, but all the love and support for her.

  • @commentcat8927
    @commentcat8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I can hear Michael Jackson saying: TEE HEE, time to erase this post

    • @einvious
      @einvious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is Michael Jackson looks like Prince

    • @einvious
      @einvious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Random Robloxian what do you mean

    • @mysticalpotatoe3258
      @mysticalpotatoe3258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone sub to comment cat

    • @einvious
      @einvious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mysticalpotatoe3258 what

    • @yoshikagekira3710
      @yoshikagekira3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Higa moment

  • @missdire
    @missdire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I am not currency, I am ammunition." I shouldn't have, but I laughed pretty hard over that.

  • @sun_raymond
    @sun_raymond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I love joe Lexi can randomly come out in a video like:
    “Hey, Lexi’s a girl?”
    “Yeah she’s trans”
    “Oh okay thanks”
    I wish I could do that, I don’t even know who I am, I honestly look up to you so much Lexi ❤️🏳️‍🌈

    • @buddiblockgamer
      @buddiblockgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It doesn't matter who you are, it just matters what you do with it. Or something.

    • @myinfoisgone3868
      @myinfoisgone3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      William Cheesewright wait ur actually gay?

    • @gaysexpussyeater
      @gaysexpussyeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i hope you one day you find your true self, go for it baby! 💖

    • @eneriiscreams5231
      @eneriiscreams5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My info Is gone why do you seem so surprised lol. Im a gay girl

    • @barrettyorkparker
      @barrettyorkparker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @William Cheesewright same on another level

  • @ElskerLufian
    @ElskerLufian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    unsettling threats : "i will eat your veins like spaghetti"

  • @zoltriea9538
    @zoltriea9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Unsettling quote:
    I find it calming to pull out human tendons like a crab leg, too bad that they're alive.

  • @unattractiveaf9435
    @unattractiveaf9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Dear Lexi,
    how do you have the courage to just casually come out in a video?
    -Love, a closeted enby who's sitting in their closet, crying because it's really hot and they keep misgendering themselves in their brain.

    • @jean-thecrazyone8267
      @jean-thecrazyone8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hey, it's okay. Your gender, though you misgenderd yourself, you gave all of your life to decide what to call yourself! And the right people WILL gender you as you want them to

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I keep misgendering myself too! I keep saying she instead of he/they/it!

    • @stephanhuntley1827
      @stephanhuntley1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIP

    • @kammothy542
      @kammothy542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I kind of gave up trying to figure out what gender I identify as and I am happily genderfluid because it’s what I’m most comfortable with.
      You didn’t come here for me though. There are certain things that you just need to jump into, or you won’t be able to do it at all. Kind of like when you go onto a roller coaster for the first time terrified, and then realize it wasn’t too bad.
      It takes a lot to become comfortable enough to come out to ANYONE. I believe you’ll be able to find you comfortable spot with yourself and anyone else.
      I believe in you, fellow internet dweller! :)

    • @WicusIsntOkay
      @WicusIsntOkay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kammothy542 I'm genderfluid, but I don't have many masc clothes because no one really buys me any and I can't really buy any myself. Plus I feel like I don't look good it most masc clothing and it makes me real sad.

  • @felixthecat6747
    @felixthecat6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    How people pronounce it: r/thanks I hate it
    How do I pronounce it: R slash *TEE HEE*

    • @KonpakuYoumu2003
      @KonpakuYoumu2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me : Erre eslash Tai Jiti

    • @thefandomtraveller4091
      @thefandomtraveller4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gabriel Quezada a lot of people pronounce it like that, you aint special

    • @kevinclaw5536
      @kevinclaw5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/TEE HEE

    • @nippy3458
      @nippy3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why even ask how do you pronounce it if your gonna answer it right after smh

    • @shootymcshootfacekoff7972
      @shootymcshootfacekoff7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: Ar danke ich hasse es

  • @scorch3129
    @scorch3129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I am not currency I’m ammunition” I’m dying

  • @Runedragonx
    @Runedragonx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Strawberry brownies"
    If brownies are not brown, are they still brownies? Would these not be *PINKIES?*

    • @queenrayne1338
      @queenrayne1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @jwilly772
      @jwilly772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@queenrayne1338 r/ihavereddit

    • @demonicinfants
      @demonicinfants 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      N O

    • @Anterr_
      @Anterr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jwilly772 you're LITTERALLY on a video about reddit posts.

    • @jwilly772
      @jwilly772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anterr_ yeah but I don’t have Reddit

  • @tanyasawyer5476
    @tanyasawyer5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The hand in the stages of decay is actually pretty cool bc that took some damn good embroidery skills. Mad props to whomever did that

  • @rileymullinax8535
    @rileymullinax8535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i found a unsetting threat "I will take your lungs and fill them with kittens."

  • @meg654
    @meg654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Day 101 of recommending
    r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
    Edit : for everyone asking why, read it. *FOR NO REASON!* (also it doesn't even have to be long just like two minutes at the end of the video or something like that) This has been a commitment because of quarantine boredom, why do I even feel scared to do this because of everyone telling me to stop, that it is boring, I am lying, ECT. I have been doing this for 101 days now with help of others like neo ness. So please stop making me feel like this is just a waste of time and commitment...

    • @einvious
      @einvious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop it

    • @cyberfox9713
      @cyberfox9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My god u wasn't kidding

    • @whentheburger
      @whentheburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@einvious why tho he's just recommending bread stapled to trees

    • @shartwastaken
      @shartwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But it’s BREAD staples to TREES. They HAVE to review it.

    • @goodday3185
      @goodday3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YES I WILL HELP

  • @DaiSy-fs9hr
    @DaiSy-fs9hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    In mother Russia, humans don't hate spider. Humans IS Spider.

  • @haywoodjablomie587
    @haywoodjablomie587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:09 this worst part about this for me is the thought that the person biting is probably doing it with considerable force or is using teeth, because without that they would probably just slip. Also, for the one before that: "I am going to stick you in a room with a singular, immortal, mosquito."

  • @nethercart3477
    @nethercart3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Me finding out lexy is trans: me: ULTIMATE POGGERS

    • @M.D.Y.1222
      @M.D.Y.1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Aaliyah Echevarria pog means awsome

  • @scarfox2059
    @scarfox2059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is basically r/cursedcomments + r/madlads

  • @mandragon4847
    @mandragon4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “What in the locness spaghetti noodle dog is this” is easily one of my favorite alternatives to WTAF. “What In the name of Jibber’s left kidney” is a very close second.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    everybody gangsta till little kids drawing come to life

  • @dumb_emo5
    @dumb_emo5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Oh my God I didn't know lexi was trans, I always got the vibes but I just thought she was gay. Either way lexi is my favorite

    • @littlelilax1173
      @littlelilax1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      always has been

    • @iamthereaper409
      @iamthereaper409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought Lexi was a he....😬

    • @genesis2398
      @genesis2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well she is a lesbian so you weren't entirely wrong in your original assessment

    • @littlelilax1173
      @littlelilax1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@genesis2398 wait what-Lexis a she?????

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@littlelilax1173 best improvised meme

  • @simpli_A
    @simpli_A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:58
    The way her tone slowly darkens the more she reads… love it

  • @aidanhohmann699
    @aidanhohmann699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I love how unapologetic Lexi/Lexy is (not sure what spelling) trans and proud, you go girl. I like seeing people I like watching being so comfortable with themselves. It makes me feel more comfortable watching here since I’m a pansexual man. Epic gay moment. 🏳️‍🌈

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ITS LEXI AND THANK YOU

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheLexikitty Lexi! Ello.

    • @peensgo
      @peensgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheLexikitty omg the goddess

    • @aidanhohmann699
      @aidanhohmann699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goddess of thine all

    • @aidanhohmann699
      @aidanhohmann699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheLexikitty yoooo, you be you! I love how funny you were in this vid lmao. Spider goo.

  • @searchfield
    @searchfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like that Lexi has a pot of glow stick connectors. I wonder what she is up to with them.

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We break glow sticks for every person that subs on my Twitch stream, so the connectors are kinda everywhere, bahahah.

    • @foodofthegods
      @foodofthegods ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheLexikitty instant sub.

  • @nexussexe4202
    @nexussexe4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:57 I had a cursed thought about pink brownies, but hear me out: if you make pink brownies at the right temperature so they are moist, you could mood them into body parts, serve them at parties, and tell your guests that they are brownies made of fruit and human flesh

  • @kuyanbiled9458
    @kuyanbiled9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Here’s an addition to ur unsettling threats:
    I’m going to eat your spine like spaghetti

  • @mxboxlocks
    @mxboxlocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    hearing "What's up, sexi? I'm Lexi!" actually makes me feel kinda nice about myself

  • @Thikachu
    @Thikachu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "WHAT IN THE LOCK NESS SPAGHETTIW NOODLE DOG IS THIS??"
    "I am not currency, I am ammunition"
    "Wha- wu- WHY ARE THERE DENTURES IN THE CAKE??"
    A list of my favriot Lexi quotes this episode.

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Spider-man: hero not terrifying at all
    Spider-man thing: WTF, even Satan would be flipping out over that s**t!!!!

  • @luxaskie492
    @luxaskie492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    " I will invert your ribcage "
    Might be just me but- I felt my ribcage begin to invert itself for a moment.

  • @Bacon8t0r
    @Bacon8t0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lexi's sass makes this subreddit WAY more bearable (She's adorable)

  • @swag304
    @swag304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lexi: what’s up sexy I’m Lexi
    Me: impossible

  • @alzioner3509
    @alzioner3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fun Fact: with the amount of nutella bought every year, you can cover the great wall of China 3 times

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How long would it take to lick it all off

    • @joshras5856
      @joshras5856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jesus

    • @we_need_2talk111
      @we_need_2talk111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you say this

    • @nunbinbanbu
      @nunbinbanbu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would just be wasteage of Nutella so let it just cover our stomach 😊
      Its good to know tho

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many tongues would it take, I need answers

  • @spuddok
    @spuddok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I keep clicking on videos thinking it’s gonna be normal but I hear “what’s up sexy, I’m lexi” and my day is made

  • @aphrodeisa
    @aphrodeisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every time I hear 'hey sexy, I'm lexi!' it boosts my self confidence

  • @sinarodl663
    @sinarodl663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The fact that Hetalia was included in this episode of TIHI makes me laugh but also cry because now I'm sure I'll never get out of this Cursed fandom XD

    • @forrestfox6054
      @forrestfox6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKR. Every time I see that dumb meme I shed a tear because of how much it hurts me haha.

    • @sinarodl663
      @sinarodl663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@forrestfox6054 It's so dumb and was so sudden, I started laughing XD

    • @forrestfox6054
      @forrestfox6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sina Rödl I just sighed quietly. I saw that meme before but I didn’t realize it was Hetalia until about a month ago.

    • @sinarodl663
      @sinarodl663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@forrestfox6054 It's the glasses and America's ahoge. When I saw that, I instantly knew and had to laugh XD

    • @forrestfox6054
      @forrestfox6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sina Rödl I know! I just looked at the picture for a second, and the I basically screamed lol

  • @flamesamurai6315
    @flamesamurai6315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Bepis in the cow juice"
    Gen Z humor at its finest.

  • @Last_Survivor593
    @Last_Survivor593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I approve muchly" - Lexikitty, 2020

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:37
    "how many legs does snow white have"
    Plot twist: *That's not a leg*

  • @teletummy
    @teletummy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I’ll breath using your lungs”

  • @SoyTaper
    @SoyTaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:34 the invisible man is having a good time

  • @draetheshinyrayquaza3876
    @draetheshinyrayquaza3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lexy's voice is always soothing me even though the video is cursed

    • @eneriiscreams5231
      @eneriiscreams5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rage Zero Gaming Lorenzo yeah she really makes my day :)

    • @eneriiscreams5231
      @eneriiscreams5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bob Teh um no Lexi is a she

    • @fukoaf
      @fukoaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bob Teh no Lexi is a she, Stop being transphobic.

    • @fukoaf
      @fukoaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikrrr

    • @p7ppi610
      @p7ppi610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bob Teh she*

  • @Dqpeanutbuster
    @Dqpeanutbuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:57 the way Lexi said it makes me shed a happy tear

  • @marklloyd110
    @marklloyd110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Petition to make Lexi say ‘What’s up shrexy, I’m Lexi!’*

  • @papus615
    @papus615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Neat to see a trans woman so comfortable with her voice.

    • @sevenuwu8664
      @sevenuwu8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We Stan Her c: ♥️

    • @Bestmikanlover
      @Bestmikanlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She is so pretty in irl if you look up lexikitty I think that’s Lexi Twitter acc she looks so pretty

    • @Totalinternalreflection
      @Totalinternalreflection 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m the same, totally pass but don’t change my voice because I don’t get too much dysphoria from it and I only change things for me not to fit other people’s expectations. It’s does out me and it does turn heads but I’m far too fabulous to be mistaken for a cis person anyways hehe 😉

  • @jessevires5465
    @jessevires5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:07
    That is a leach like, jawless, parasitic, fresh water or saltwater fish the dines on the blood of larger fish, called the lamprey.

  • @bdcs9752
    @bdcs9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:08
    Some of my personal favorites
    I will make you look like a Van Gogh painting
    The doctor won't be able to tell your skull from your shin
    I will make the devil weep from your pain
    I will turn you into a stew

    • @darkwolf4049
      @darkwolf4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mm human stew my favorite :)

    • @bdcs9752
      @bdcs9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkwolf4049 I will make you shit a bowling ball

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will pluck your body hair with my teeth!

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:08 - Oh my god, what the hell is that?

    • @saulius1664
      @saulius1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A spider

    • @nevomizrachi6282
      @nevomizrachi6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This subreddit in a nutshell

    • @TheOutlaw2847
      @TheOutlaw2847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spider Man

    • @arinray5720
      @arinray5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spider Man, Spider Man, scares whoever a spider can

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a puppy :)

  • @DirgeTV
    @DirgeTV ปีที่แล้ว

    11:24 Best part is how there is also the not in-focus dude next to him in the image, who's expression just screams "Welcome to my world, buddy". Its like this is his first foray into this whole thing after his previous line of work and he was not prepared for the absolute cursed nature that lurks there.

  • @edgewastaken2432
    @edgewastaken2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When you realise Lexi is trans, I have a new favourite youtuber.

    • @natopotato5827
      @natopotato5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not because of the fantastic jokes?

    • @gmenos6252
      @gmenos6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean lexi is my favourite even before she came out
      She calls me sexy 🥰🥰🥰

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is Lexi such a Trans Name? I only know 2 transwomen named Lexi (independendly chosen Name by them), but no one else. Is this an " I'm named Alex, but Alexandra sounds not cute enough so I call myself Lexi" thing?
      No offense, just curious...

    • @inactive9862
      @inactive9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You only like the fact they're trans? What?? Wym??

    • @edgewastaken2432
      @edgewastaken2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@inactive9862 she is the first trans youtuber I've ever heard of but I do also like her jokes

  • @Cardinal_kernel
    @Cardinal_kernel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:43 he just chilling leave him alone

  • @MissThaaang
    @MissThaaang 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Lexi is audibly disturbed by something 🤣 I can only imagine the faces you make 🤣🤣🤣

  • @UraniumVulcan
    @UraniumVulcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Never knew Lexi was a trans girl, cool fact

    • @Tainted_Apollyon
      @Tainted_Apollyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not either

    • @kdevelopergw
      @kdevelopergw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait so what her- his- its first gender?

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game World I think Lexi was originally a guy but became a girl but I’m not sure.

    • @eneriiscreams5231
      @eneriiscreams5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Game World lexi is a girl, born male.
      Trans Girl = MTF (Male to female) She/Her
      Trans Boy = FTM (Female to male) he/him
      So they use their current gender when referred to as trans, because they dont want to be labeled as their assigned sex. I hope that helps

  • @XxXNightcoreQueenXxX
    @XxXNightcoreQueenXxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As for the hedgehog cake, that's all sweets, cursed to look at for sure but will probably taste okay.
    Both the dentures and the rest of the ensemble are candy/cookies.
    The dentures are a kinda joke sweet, fun for kids when they use them terrifying on cakes.

  • @cluelessreptile
    @cluelessreptile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Papyrus just kinda shows up when I least expect it and whenever he does I am pleasantly surprised

  • @chickennugget315
    @chickennugget315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:39 I swear to god, this is traumatizing to every single person who has/is in the Hetalia fandom-

    • @kugelmugel
      @kugelmugel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

  • @intellectualsmallbrain3268
    @intellectualsmallbrain3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:07 "what in the name of Jibbers Krabst's left kidney is this?"
    me: do not question the creations of our god

  • @xx2birds1stonexx45
    @xx2birds1stonexx45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like lexi is the type of person to see a kid come out at pride and when the parents walk away she just adopts the kid.

  • @totallynotacorporation9966
    @totallynotacorporation9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:25
    Pov: you say the spaghettis bad

  • @aglitch3146
    @aglitch3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finally, some representation in meme reading culture
    Love a fellow trans girl

  • @ninjapeter8762
    @ninjapeter8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why but whenever lexi is the host I just get so happy and I don't know why

  • @cinemaswamp1095
    @cinemaswamp1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lexi: I did not want to see a furry dragon!
    The never ending story: Ok we'll just- take this guy back- out of your sights-

  • @NathanielKempson
    @NathanielKempson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This might sound silly, but hearing you say "Whats up sexy" really brings a smile to my face. I have BDD and have serious body confidence issues. So hearing you say that really means alot to me.

  • @castalian630
    @castalian630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Lexi needs a hug.

  • @jaxonmoser3867
    @jaxonmoser3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I thought lexi was wholesome"
    "She is! ꒤ꋊ꓄꒐꒒ ꓄ꁝꋪꏂꋬ꓄ꏂꋊꏂ꒯"
    "Wait lexi is a girl?"
    "Yes! She's trans"
    "Oh okay thanks"

  • @CaTastrophy427
    @CaTastrophy427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I will take the L out of your name and embed it into your forehead" is something I've personally been on the receiving end of. And now exy (or is it exi?) can think about what that means. Also, hey, back at you, Coin.

  • @nerdygaming13
    @nerdygaming13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the "I am not currency, I am ammunition" its my favorite quote ever

  • @mcorhan3248
    @mcorhan3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:52 this is long dog, the pet of long horse

    • @coolcat.488
      @coolcat.488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      insanely creative

    • @KonpakuYoumu2003
      @KonpakuYoumu2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lomg dog is also interdimensional helpfull creature ???

    • @mcorhan3248
      @mcorhan3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabriel Quezada nah it just barks at its tail

    • @darkwolf4049
      @darkwolf4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best friend to long cat