You never said the earth was flat. I said the earth was round. But since the earth is round.... doughnut? Nah i think the earth is slightly flat at the poles but the rest is a sphere. Its all a type of sphere.
There is another easter egg in that "bear stuff" easter egg; if you do it on the Japanese version of the Windows 3.1 and watch the staff list to the end, it will say "where are the Japanese version developers?" (end), which doesn't show on the English version of the Windows 3.1. P.S. I am not sure if this "egg in egg" shows on regular Japanese Windows 3.1; I tried this on a PC-9800, which is not IBM compatible but still runs Windows 3.1.
This was how I discovered telnet. Nowadays, I actually have accounts on a couple of bulletin board systems run via telnet. They're basically the precursor to online forums that back in the day would be modem-dialed directly without going through your ISP (there are some BBS systems still like that, too). Telnet was created as a way to simulate that sort of link via TCP/IP, though since then has been replaced by secure shell (SSH) which is actually encrypted whereas telnet is always in the open.
I actually managed to log onto 2 Windows XP machines without a password by simply bashing on the keyboard for a few minutes "It's magic Joel, it's magic"
7:24 this is easily explainable: What happens is that when the computer does the square root, it will get the result with a tiny number left over. When you subtract the result from itself it will show that hidden number. I solute you for clicking 'read more'
7:30 isn't a bug that Microsoft can fix, it's a floating point imprecision caused by the nature of how computers handle numbers with decimals and the arithmetic behind them. If you were limited to, let's say, 5 digits after the 0 to write numbers, and I ask you to divide 2 by 3, you'd get 0.66667, right? Now, multiply by three and divide by two (to undo the 2/3rds back to 1) you'd get 2.00001, then divide by two and you'd get 1.000005, which rounds to 1.00001, not 1.
In school a few months ago, I had to program an algorithm that dealt with very high and very low powers of φ, but It didn't work. So I had to recalculate everything by hand to find a totally round result that my calculâtor couldn't give me. So instead of just answering the question (which I couldn't), I gave my math teacher a written explanation of why the error happen, coming to the conclusion that most computers can't calculate at this level of précision because They calculate and round each Time, and that to avoid It we would need computers capable or abstract/litteral calculations, like humans can.
The password thing isn't really a bug. You need to enter a password to log in to the network. Or, you can press cancel to use the computer without logging in to the network. It's a guest account basically. It can be turned off, as well.
1:07 That isn't Windows NT 3.x, it's just Windows 3.1 (or 3.11). On Windows NT 3.x the "MS-DOS Prompt" is already called Command Prompt, and the "Windows Setup" is called Windows NT Setup. Also, the MS-DOS Prompt plainly gives that DOS 6 is running under Windows. On NT it would say, for example, "Microsoft Windows NT Copyright 1985-1993" (1993 in case of NT 3.1).
7:22 That looks like some rounding errors coming from the square root function. It should give zero but prompts a very small number instead (10^-38 is tiny even for quantum physics applications)
2 is just whatever sample text 5 is a bug: although Start is technically a window in 9x, you are not supposed to see its menu 6 is a "feature", the password is more about accessing network features, it's not local security - that was introduced in windows for workgroups / windows NT 8 is just an internet site (accessible through telnet protocol) that outputs pseudographics 9 is a bug, although i'm not even sure how would you fix that. whatever e-38 is really just zero. 10 is a built-in "feature" of MS DOS, kept in windows for DOS compatibility for some reason
the calculator "bug" is due to the resolution of floating point processors. i don't think is fixable. Except in win10, problably win10 trunks the results
Yeah, Windows 10 cuts it down to something actually practical to use. It reminds me of how my dad told me about a setting in Mathcad known as "zero tolerance" -- basically how small a number has to be before the program rounds it down to zero. It is configurable, but the default is like 10^(-15)
School of American Ballet (Easter Egg) Open Microsoft Word 97 Type "ballerina" Save as "ballet.mov" Download QuickTime for Windows 95 (or install a PC game containing the QuickTime logo) Double click on "ballet.mov" to open the file Click on the play button to watch a ballet class performing "Romeo and Juliet" at the Lincoln Center in New York City
Which is why Windows Update now *tries* to make sure you're not using the computer before doing its job. This usually makes updates overnight jobs, but if you're a Luddite who goes by "if it ain't broke don't fix it" and keeps postponing updates, it eventually snaps and interrupts you just when you have a ton of unsaved stuff. Save yourself some headache and click "Update (and restart) now" as soon as you can.
Logging in without a password in windows 9x was because that was not a windows password. If you people actually READ that message, you're logging into Microsoft *NETWORKING* not your local Windows installation. So if you hit cancel you're just not logging into windows networking and are directed to your local windows installation.
6:54 probably no one cares but I can explain. What calculator says is 2.9...e-38. This literally means 2.9 * 10^-38 and that number looks something like this: 0.000...(31 zeros)...00029 That's incredibly small miscalculation and it's impossible to fix it. The only way is just to round it up
the login without password was not a easter egg. Windows 9x was not a multi user operating system and did not have proper user accounts. he login window was simply to send username and password information if you were on a network so the servers could send you the right network assets
But this was patched in Windows 10, and this dev blog post says nothing about hardware bugs. So since it was patched, surely it was purely a software bug. devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/?p=93765
That calculator thing isnt an easter egg nor a bug. Its a floating point error. Every machine commits a small error when doing an operation. Normally that error its too small to be noticed but sometimes stuff like this happen.
OMG You putted so much effort into this video! I just love your motivation. Please never stop! You're the best! You deserve more subs, but I am sure you will get them!😆😆
9. Login without password You have clearly misunderstood what the purpose of this prompt is for. It's not to prevent local access. It's to allow you to authenticate to network resources.
6:59 This bug is still in Windows 7 calculator, however it doesn't display same number, it got -8,1648465955514287168521180122928e-39. This bug got patched in Windows 10 calculator, where displays 0.
if thats a windows 98 virtual machine, how did you get graphics driers? i use virtualbox on mac and i cant install guest additions, because it isnt supported on windows 98
4:07 Windows 95: Windows 8 Edition
Huh funngy
😂😂😂
dosen't work. :(
:-|:-\:-!:-(:-):-[:-*:-D:O
Верно
7:19 *e a r t h i s a d o n u t*
Flat earthers: nO EaRTh iS fLAT yO r SpHeRE EarThErs
8:05 **Cannot rename Succ: Access is denied**
No! I'm not sure if you are correct. I got su.cc.sssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccc
Mr. Succ man approves
obby for *_SUCC_*
Ah yes , A jojo reference
*s u c c*
3:41
Enderman:remove your hand
Me:confused screaming
You sir, have just earned a like!
@@Bond101_Studios thanks
i gave another
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okay
(gets butcher knife)
mom: oh you finally painted the walll WAIT OH MY GOD WHAT
7:13 That isn't an easter egg, it is an artifact of how the calculator software (or Windows, or your virtual FPU) does floating point math
You never said the earth was flat. I said the earth was round. But since the earth is round.... doughnut?
Nah i think the earth is slightly flat at the poles but the rest is a sphere. Its all a type of sphere.
@@theprohack0125 explain yourself
@@mrneptune64 i am mentioning enderman
@@theprohack0125 what
@@theprohack0125 schizophrenia
There is another easter egg in that "bear stuff" easter egg; if you do it on the Japanese version of the Windows 3.1 and watch the staff list to the end, it will say "where are the Japanese version developers?" (end), which doesn't show on the English version of the Windows 3.1.
P.S. I am not sure if this "egg in egg" shows on regular Japanese Windows 3.1; I tried this on a PC-9800, which is not IBM compatible but still runs Windows 3.1.
ASCII Star Wars is not a Windows easter egg, but an online telnet server which can be accessed from any operating system
Telnet itself is a Windows easter egg. Not the ASCII Star Wars. 😆
@@edwardpacman7082 Telnet is not an easter egg. Is a must-have application in Windows. It is shown in Windows 2000 as administrative tool.
Even Windows 10?
Even Linux?
@@TtEL even Android
5:58 Um this isn't an easter egg lmao
exactly, it isnt part of windows. :P
Pugduddly, y?
This was how I discovered telnet. Nowadays, I actually have accounts on a couple of bulletin board systems run via telnet. They're basically the precursor to online forums that back in the day would be modem-dialed directly without going through your ISP (there are some BBS systems still like that, too). Telnet was created as a way to simulate that sort of link via TCP/IP, though since then has been replaced by secure shell (SSH) which is actually encrypted whereas telnet is always in the open.
72speedway can you still use telnet?
It also says #bugs
3:35 So that's how Windows 8 happened.
I actually managed to log onto 2 Windows XP machines without a password by simply bashing on the keyboard for a few minutes
"It's magic Joel, it's magic"
Desktop strippers.
Bahaha
Wow so impressive
haccor
That's actually like a one in a trillion chance, you should really try getting a lottery ticket to test your luck again
7:24 this is easily explainable:
What happens is that when the computer does the square root, it will get the result with a tiny number left over. When you subtract the result from itself it will show that hidden number.
I solute you for clicking 'read more'
Yep, its just how the datatype behaves. Probably sqrt are saved as float or sth comparable.
8:04 cannot rename Succ
*I T S U C C*
damn it, Windows really likes the succ
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
x Rutiggboss x did you mean *_Z U C C_*
S U C C M Y C O C C
at first I thought is said:
"Cannot rename Succ: Access is dead."
7:30 isn't a bug that Microsoft can fix, it's a floating point imprecision caused by the nature of how computers handle numbers with decimals and the arithmetic behind them.
If you were limited to, let's say, 5 digits after the 0 to write numbers, and I ask you to divide 2 by 3, you'd get 0.66667, right?
Now, multiply by three and divide by two (to undo the 2/3rds back to 1) you'd get 2.00001, then divide by two and you'd get 1.000005, which rounds to 1.00001, not 1.
Tony Goat too complicated I can’t understand you
In school a few months ago, I had to program an algorithm that dealt with very high and very low powers of φ, but It didn't work. So I had to recalculate everything by hand to find a totally round result that my calculâtor couldn't give me. So instead of just answering the question (which I couldn't), I gave my math teacher a written explanation of why the error happen, coming to the conclusion that most computers can't calculate at this level of précision because They calculate and round each Time, and that to avoid It we would need computers capable or abstract/litteral calculations, like humans can.
3:10 The music really fits this
You’re right
Yes
The password thing isn't really a bug. You need to enter a password to log in to the network. Or, you can press cancel to use the computer without logging in to the network. It's a guest account basically. It can be turned off, as well.
1:07 That isn't Windows NT 3.x, it's just Windows 3.1 (or 3.11). On Windows NT 3.x the "MS-DOS Prompt" is already called Command Prompt, and the "Windows Setup" is called Windows NT Setup. Also, the MS-DOS Prompt plainly gives that DOS 6 is running under Windows. On NT it would say, for example, "Microsoft Windows NT Copyright 1985-1993" (1993 in case of NT 3.1).
7:22 That looks like some rounding errors coming from the square root function. It should give zero but prompts a very small number instead (10^-38 is tiny even for quantum physics applications)
2 is just whatever sample text
5 is a bug: although Start is technically a window in 9x, you are not supposed to see its menu
6 is a "feature", the password is more about accessing network features, it's not local security - that was introduced in windows for workgroups / windows NT
8 is just an internet site (accessible through telnet protocol) that outputs pseudographics
9 is a bug, although i'm not even sure how would you fix that. whatever e-38 is really just zero.
10 is a built-in "feature" of MS DOS, kept in windows for DOS compatibility for some reason
12:21 Now show the 'Magic' 3D Text Easter Egg :). It allows you to set your own lists of texts to display!
The Star Wars ASCII also works on Linux terminals!
the calculator "bug" is due to the resolution of floating point processors. i don't think is fixable.
Except in win10, problably win10 trunks the results
Yeah, Windows 10 cuts it down to something actually practical to use. It reminds me of how my dad told me about a setting in Mathcad known as "zero tolerance" -- basically how small a number has to be before the program rounds it down to zero. It is configurable, but the default is like 10^(-15)
Before Crashing the start button: All you have to do is press Start
After Crashing the start button: All you have to do is press
School of American Ballet (Easter Egg)
Open Microsoft Word 97
Type "ballerina"
Save as "ballet.mov"
Download QuickTime for Windows 95 (or install a PC game containing the QuickTime logo)
Double click on "ballet.mov" to open the file
Click on the play button to watch a ballet class performing "Romeo and Juliet" at the Lincoln Center in New York City
7:37 old 65 year old says: oh so THATS why I flunked my 8th grade mathematics
an 8th grader using windows 95/98 would be 39 not 65???
I found an Easter egg in win
10....
When you update it will slow down xD
Slow or shut
ssd.exe
Which is why Windows Update now *tries* to make sure you're not using the computer before doing its job. This usually makes updates overnight jobs, but if you're a Luddite who goes by "if it ain't broke don't fix it" and keeps postponing updates, it eventually snaps and interrupts you just when you have a ton of unsaved stuff.
Save yourself some headache and click "Update (and restart) now" as soon as you can.
;-;
I'll be honest with you Focus, you must be doing something really fucking badly if it gets slowed down by updates.
2:45
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PREPARING THE KRABBY PATTY
Think calling blinkenlights a windows easter egg is an overstatement. Works on any OS and not even created by Microsoft
7:05 is a bug. not an easter egg.
Actually, it's a joke put in by the Devs because that should be 0. 2-2 is ez so it's a joke
Watafak
Floating point error ;)
3:56 Implications of release of Windows 8
LMAO
6:27 He just needs a hug.
A site you can access through Telnet isn’t an easter egg...
If that was the case, any website, gopher site, or telnet site is an easter egg.
Something like Bear.exe is actually there on Win10. (maybe). when you select the screen font to 6 x 4, clock.avi will appear.
Clock.avi was actually on XP
11:03 Look at the bottom right corner aiming the clip thingy.
*looks like clippy is on drugs*
lol
Logging in without a password in windows 9x was because that was not a windows password. If you people actually READ that message, you're logging into Microsoft *NETWORKING* not your local Windows installation. So if you hit cancel you're just not logging into windows networking and are directed to your local windows installation.
6:54 probably no one cares but I can explain.
What calculator says is 2.9...e-38. This literally means 2.9 * 10^-38 and that number looks something like this:
0.000...(31 zeros)...00029
That's incredibly small miscalculation and it's impossible to fix it. The only way is just to round it up
We need "Teide" in the volcano Easter Egg :)
3:36
Reminds me of Animation V.S Animator 3 and 2
Bonus: During Easter set your background into an egg and its a easter egg
the logo at 0:13 remind me the Aperture's 1970's logo (portal)
Juat a big hole in the middle and you're done.
Omg true
Jaden Mendoza translated: yeah, it appears after wheatley breaks the escape elevator
Интересно ваще, почему другие "пасхало-раскрыватели" не додумались об этом рассказать. Ну а так отлично.
Imagine if Someone got the Leave me Alone Message Accidentally on there😂
HAHAHA yes
Leave me Alone
@bug core nah
Hey man
the login without password was not a easter egg. Windows 9x was not a multi user operating system and did not have proper user accounts. he login window was simply to send username and password information if you were on a network so the servers could send you the right network assets
I love your videos its actually shown that you put alot of time keep up the great videos
i love how i can test all of these out
About logging in without authentication - it's a well known feature, you will be able to do stuff locally but network NT shares won't work
the calc bug may be a kernal level bug as i use the win9x calc on windows 10 and tentered 4 sqtr - 2 and it worked fine?
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
magic eight bakk
(11:22)
Maybe bear.exe is the friends we made along the way
7:40 I think you mean Intel didn't fix that bug... That's a bug in the CPU's floating point calculator, not the OS
Idle logo... rily?
But this was patched in Windows 10, and this dev blog post says nothing about hardware bugs. So since it was patched, surely it was purely a software bug. devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/?p=93765
That calculator thing isnt an easter egg nor a bug. Its a floating point error. Every machine commits a small error when doing an operation. Normally that error its too small to be noticed but sometimes stuff like this happen.
8:34 - it doesn't work on Windows 98 - because this is a syntax from Windows NT line of operating systems - not Windows 9X. Namely Object Selector.
Your new intro is soo cool!
OMG You putted so much effort into this video! I just love your motivation. Please never stop! You're the best! You deserve more subs, but I am sure you will get them!😆😆
@@Endermanch :D
Toma Brihacescu what does putted mean?
@@neoney My english sucks a bit! :) I am actually from non-english country so I sorry!
Toma Brihacescu me too
@@neoney :)
Number 7 isn't an easter egg in Windows, telnet simply connects to the remote server and the server sends ASCII Star Wars
10:07 clippy is star bottom right corner
I like clippy
3:01 amazing music, thanks enderman for this..
No.
ONCE AGAIN. TH-cam GAVE ME THE NOTIFICATION AFTER THE PREMIERE ENDED!
Me too
@@adimc4732 oof
@@adimc4732 gr8 joke
like if you agree
Dislike if u dont
@@TheOneTrueDimwit you should add "like if you agree"
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For 6, in the √(4)-2, my calculator got -8.1648465955514287168521180122928e-39.
For the second one, I got 1.1546388020691628168216106791278e-37.
Wow this was a surprise didnt know you would do this again!
You forgot the internet explorer development team easter egg.
We don't talk about that.
@@ryuki5967 shut
7:47 It's not an easter egg, those folder names are reserved because they are associated to hardware devices.
You are Enderman
I'm EnderIce2
i found my lost brother!!
9. Login without password
You have clearly misunderstood what the purpose of this prompt is for.
It's not to prevent local access. It's to allow you to authenticate to network resources.
8:56 do x0.25 and pause on the splash screen!
The Old Windows Systems Are missing me ahh nostalgia i wish i will came back to 90's
Windows: What would you like to name your folder?
Enderman: S U C C
Windows: NO FUCKING STOP
I appreciate your intro’s unregistered hyper font.
4:00 R.I.P. Start Menu
ASCII star wars is not really a Windows easter egg. It's a telnet server, I can connect to it from Linux too
At 4:36 after everyone has watched this video most people can now break into people's accounts now.
11:02 bottom right corner
CLIPPY HAS GONE CRAAAAZY!!!!!!!!
5:06 "because money, nice customers!"
I have been trying to find out what Tobu - Hope was called for a long time! Thanks to you, I finally found it! Great video btw.
"Can we watch Starwars?"
"yeah let me turn on my windows 98 computer"
ur intro is so chill lol
4:17 if in win 10, you end the task named Explorer.exe, restarting helps too!
Or maybe bring up the run window and start explorer.exe?
WoW Thanks For Easter Eggs :D
i like these vids, please do more in the future!
Круто
Hey Enderman, this Magic 8-Ball easter egg is FUNNY!
5:12 Yeah, MOZZARELLAS.
Ok
ASCII Star Wars isn't an easter egg, it is an animation hosted on the Internet, accessible through Telnet.
7:19 Nah. You're wrong. The Earth is a *DONUT* . And that bug is still in Windows 7... WHY MICROSOFT
If earth is a donut... I EAT THE EARTH
Good job 👏🏾 I love the vid
“Bad command or file name”
The kids that scream bad into their mic: He’s the chosen one
Shame the calculator is fixed on recent windows. Would have a laugh messing with it
@@scott.reynolds :heck:
4:34 Is the song that appears in the polish Phone operator "plus" where when you pause the call, the other phone plays the song.
1:36 i think because Developers are hiding their easter eggs or serects form Bear.exe
In Microsoft Edge, attempting to open about:mozilla brings up an error page.
Never mind, not an easter egg.
You are the best Enderman!
10 - how to make windows 8 from windows 95
6:59 This bug is still in Windows 7 calculator, however it doesn't display same number, it got -8,1648465955514287168521180122928e-39. This bug got patched in Windows 10 calculator, where displays 0.
I love this!, I should do this on virtual box
Good video mate
Cool, I didn't know this used to be a livestream.
What Windows 98 version are you running in this video?
if thats a windows 98 virtual machine, how did you get graphics driers? i use virtualbox on mac and i cant install guest additions, because it isnt supported on windows 98
How has he not mentioned the hall of tortured souls yet in this series?
ASCII Starwars uses the telnet protocol, in addition the telent video can be used on all platforms which means it isn’t exclusive to windows.........