Bro i could imagine if this guy was my teacher for computer class, all we did in computer class last year was watch videos about computers and play minecraft education edition
"If this virus had any useful code, it would be written in Scratch" I've made a few games using Scratch. It's more for children than developers but I thought I'd do something with my lack of programming and actually learn stuff. I've moved onto Python now though
honestly, best virus is actually solitaire, you must have vista though, but its so overpowered it BSODs your pc oh and also if you're on a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY CRAPPY 0.0000001 cent pc doing solitaire animation will make your house go explode
My dad told me of how when he was in Iraq, he got a very impressive virus. What it did was, it made a copy of everything on your computer so that, when you booted into Windows it would put you into the copy and disable your antivirus so that no matter what, it would stay. He said he didn't notice for a while until he started seeing the copies of things, and so he had to meticulously go through all the files and delete the virus files, and the copies.
if you couldnt read 3:51 here is what it says: "This joke program is compatible with Windows 10 too. It will autodetect your system and load the eligible form right on."
You can get that kind of update screen if Windows 10 is given a major update, e.g. Fall Creators Update. The regular update screen that is usually seen is for minor updates.
5:50 i saw that c418 cat thing don't hide the ancient music from me lord i play this game all day! and have 2 gigs of mods! most of them for 49 new ores which 5 of them are just different coppers
It's always good to have a ton of VMs, for multiple MS-DOS and all Windows versions. I mean, if you need something like MS-DOS 7.10 to test running some old programs, you don't want to always reinstall such a VM, especially if you got enough disk space.
i'm actually sorry for those who had epilepsy and saw that. i don't know why, i am just really sorry. however i love your posts. your too underrated, windows has to hire you one day.
Kinda disgusting how people create these things and then they show 18+ content. Like what if there was a child using the computer. That child’s innocence is just taken away because of some idiot.
I seriously love this channel, but for the love of Zarquon, change the music, please. It hurts to listen to, and it'd be cool if the viewers got to choose the type of music in the video
ok but the question thats bothering me is how do the ppl who make these vids get rid of the viruses or do they just keep buying new computers i might just be stupid but im actually curious
I had to bleach my eyes because i remember being on the site once because somebody sent me there I thought it was p hub .com because I like the intro it sounded out of place and I have to bleach my eyes
Enderman your my hero beacuse i download the first one but dont runned yet THX YOU SO MUCH ! 😃😃😃😃😃😃👍👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️ And know what ? I have downloaded your joke program XD Windows installer and run it :D
I wonder what critical process does the fake Windows updater kill? How does it do it and why is it not patched in with Win10?? Or maybe it's just a manually started bsod?
It's pretty simple. Disable always the shared folders or set them to read only when you work with malware, when the malware spreads via internet is better to disable completely the connection to the VM (like in the case of NotPetya), don't put personal files or your name as username when you test malware, keep always backups of the VMs, don't keep your accounts logins in there. Simple.
7:43 "I'm hyped for the next year's malware"
We got a different type of virus this time
oh boy it is not a good one either
LMAO
ToiletPaperAndCrimesYouveNeverSeen.exe
Or: Corona19.exe
yeah and not even a reinstall of earth would help, it just stays there
Bro i could imagine if this guy was my teacher for computer class, all we did in computer class last year was watch videos about computers and play minecraft education edition
Your school uses Minecraft Education Edition?! 😲
*logs onto new single player world*
*playing normally ignoring education elements*
bruh lucky, my computer class was mostly g suite shit, some coding, and there was a 3d modeling thing I did in sketchup.
@@Bowling4986 sounds good
Man, my school makes up program in HTML!
*enderman rewind*
for the record
This is better
@@PandoTech pandotech. I thought you were a fake but its actually you.
yaaaa
@Beata Gocior no u
0:50 my brother enjoyed this so much hes shaking on the ground
Falcon is he still flopping?
@@randomcat9314 oh, yes. hes stinking like fuck since he is rotting
funny...
LOL!
Rouge Ytx you ain’t wrong
the gordon ramsay of pc viruses
fascinating
Finally, some good fucking viruses
“please don't send me garbage and call it a virus”
ITS RAW
"If this virus had any useful code, it would be written in Scratch"
I've made a few games using Scratch. It's more for children than developers but I thought I'd do something with my lack of programming and actually learn stuff. I've moved onto Python now though
WHERE IS THE BONZI SAUCE
Enderman: I'm hyped for the next year's malware!
Next year's malware: *S T A Y A T H O M E*
@LOHAN TOMAZ SALES DUARTE denada?
A
XD
Covid
ok
ok
honestly, best virus is actually solitaire, you must have vista though, but its so overpowered it BSODs your pc
oh and also if you're on a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY CRAPPY 0.0000001 cent pc doing solitaire animation will make your house go explode
🤔Mythi how does your hOusE go💥e x p l o d e💥🤔
?WOT?
Yes, joel
House goes boom boom
The transistor can’t handle it (no plural)
*boom!*
0:35 i wish they added "Your computer is being scammed" instead of "scanned"
@Bacon Hair ik it's different.. if you didn't get the joke you're pretty sad
Bacon Hair woooosh
this comment is aids
LMAO
@Bacon Hair **grabs some r/wooosh after year**
My dad told me of how when he was in Iraq, he got a very impressive virus. What it did was, it made a copy of everything on your computer so that, when you booted into Windows it would put you into the copy and disable your antivirus so that no matter what, it would stay. He said he didn't notice for a while until he started seeing the copies of things, and so he had to meticulously go through all the files and delete the virus files, and the copies.
seems harmless after all, why would I delete it without remembering the cipher-permanent deletion on windows?
Most viruses do this lol
People watching this in 2020: Yea, yea, really hyped about 2020...
M h m. R e a l l y hyped.
I watching in 2020
3:52 bruh you gave us like half a second to read this at most
@Alan Przybyło 2 months ago
Slow down the video and pause at the right time and you will see the windows 7 loading circle. 4 of them.
AxelTrend I just so happened to pause at the right time and not notice, so when I went to do what you suggested I died of laughter
if you couldnt read 3:51 here is what it says: "This joke program is compatible with Windows 10 too. It will autodetect your system and load the eligible form right on."
Other people when they get malware: OMG My computer will explode! What do I do now?
Enderman when he get a malware:
*Interessing*
when children fail at humor and cant spell
@@questionableliam8901 I got the joke but it's simply not funny
@@questionableliam8901 you said that he didn't get the joke, where did he say that
@@questionableliam8901 where did OP ask for anyone's opinion? Or, alternatively, where has YO TENGO asked for your opinion?
66 likes and 6 comments?...
WELP,I WILL RUIN THIS PERFECT COMBO'S WHOLE CARRIER
2:21 *confused screaming*
Marry Christmas, Enderman! And have a happy new year! Be happy everytime!
From Hungary 🙂
he never wouldve known that 2020s best malware would be real
Covi-
The yoshi "I committed tax fraud" lol that killed me
3:54
1) That's not the update screen.
2) The spinning dots thing doesn't look right.
You can get that kind of update screen if Windows 10 is given a major update, e.g. Fall Creators Update. The regular update screen that is usually seen is for minor updates.
@@JohannesDGradenko “Creators Fall Update” One of my computers can’t go higher from thst
I'm still alive after watching that epilepsy
yeah because you dont have epilepsy
Enderman: Happy New 2020
me who watched this in 2020:Are you crazy
5:50
i saw that c418 cat thing don't hide the ancient music from me lord
i play this game all day!
and have 2 gigs of mods!
most of them for 49 new ores
which 5 of them are just different coppers
It is Minecraft
really enjoyed alvin coming over to sing for your channel
7:37
"i'm hyped for the next year's malware"
well you did have a reason, this year's malware is terrific
*Its deadly*
0:55 Please wacth in 0,25x
- Eyes
2:20
Luckiest TH-camrs in existence
Oof
BOOBA
Enderman: I'm so hyped for 2020
Me: There's Hancock and Corona, still hyped?
enderman rewind 2019 is better than the youtube rewind 2019 lol
4:04 does the BSOD payload work on Windoms Vista? Can you try?
Evryone scarsed when Windows write computer has been infected
Enderman : i had good laugh
Nice typo
7:24 “I committed tax fraud”
4:28 How many VMs does one even need
It's always good to have a ton of VMs, for multiple MS-DOS and all Windows versions. I mean, if you need something like MS-DOS 7.10 to test running some old programs, you don't want to always reinstall such a VM, especially if you got enough disk space.
A hell of a lot
Yess, finally... I've been waiting for this so long, I love your content!!!
Request:
System32 virus:
Covers all of your screen, start button says: *"download system 32 =]"*
5:14 that little boi screaming " *BLYAAAAA-* "
БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЫЫЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
still better than youtube rewind 2019
i'm actually sorry for those who had epilepsy and saw that. i don't know why, i am just really sorry.
however i love your posts. your too underrated, windows has to hire you one day.
My eyes :/
5:51 So, he's got taste...
Kinda disgusting how people create these things and then they show 18+ content. Like what if there was a child using the computer. That child’s innocence is just taken away because of some idiot.
I seriously love this channel, but for the love of Zarquon, change the music, please. It hurts to listen to, and it'd be cool if the viewers got to choose the type of music in the video
that’s a B a d I d e a
1:07 what else is new?
Enderman: "Epilepsy warning!" During 1 second Epilepsy People: Bye World
ok but the question thats bothering me is how do the ppl who make these vids get rid of the viruses or do they just keep buying new computers i might just be stupid but im actually curious
"I committed tax fraud 0u0..."
1:20 you cant turn off your computer nor log out
Me: turns off power strip
"How to download GTA 6 for Free"
Normal people: Avoids malicious programs and sites
Enderman: 5/10
premiered 69 minutes ago xD
bruh
xd
Endermanch : I’m hyped for next year’s malware
Next year’s malware : Covid19.exe
1:06 random british guy: brih-brih-brihng, the feehdbaaahzck!
Finally a video not shorter than 3 minutes for me to watch
Что за аудиоплеер на 4:40 ?
Enderman:Im hyped for the next years malware
Corona Virus:Hello,its me
p tube .com
*FBI OPEN UP
Normal porn is legal. However minor (people under legal age) porn isnt
@@BOOHBAH what if enderman is under 18? Lol
@UwU i need to f myself
@UwU funny enough, I learnt about 30% of what I know from this channel, I'm now smarter than all of IT.
I'm 16
I had to bleach my eyes because i remember being on the site once because somebody sent me there I thought it was p hub .com because I like the intro it sounded out of place and I have to bleach my eyes
How did you bring the clock widget on the Desktop? I am referring to 4:24.
2:20 lmfaooo
Awesome video as always Enderman!
This is Antivirus 2011
But in russian Version.
Enderman your my hero beacuse i download the first one but dont runned yet THX YOU SO MUCH ! 😃😃😃😃😃😃👍👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️ And know what ? I have downloaded your joke program XD Windows installer and run it :D
19 MINS AGO, SAME AS YESTERDAY'S
your "virus" isn't tbh a virus, it's more something a prank. 10/10! my friend got actually pranked of it and though it was real xD
Im so sad i couldn't comment in the live chat because emderman blocked me somehow (idk i just said nice 2 times)
He abused
Enderman: *rates his own malware an 8/10*
Me: *flashback to Obama giving Obama a medal*
Security Defender can cause seizures. How? Because of the flashing lights
Sometimes Alt F4 just doesn't work.
I got an anti-virus ad on this video.
My computer died.
Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year Enderman! I find you in January and now i
Nice Video.😁😀👍
3:21 my updates sometimes takes 15 hours.
A yes compilationing the viruses
Sounds fun
Are the downloads on your site safe? I want vmware workstation free, is it safe?
Can u put the epilepsy warning early on? I think my eyes didn't like it. But my brain is ok.
*i was waiting for this all today*
Cool did not see the full premiere so watching again
Well, if you said "I'm hyped for new viruses (instead of malware) of 2020" I'd be blown off.
and the next virus is COVID-19
PC: your license is about to end, activate your Windows
Me: I don't have my Windows key
PC every time i connect to my wi-fi: 2:07
dude just a suggestion can you maybe make the text stay on the screen longer cuz it goes away before i can read it
0:24 this sounds like a chipmunk is being molested lol
2:54 How did you get them widgets and does it support Windows 11???
Vm
?@@Neux2
?
It’s a virtual machine (VM), that’s what @Neux2 tried to say
how do you get your destkop like that on 5:25? or is it part of the malware?
Assuming you are taking about the widgets, it's a rainmeter skin. Search up "windows 10 rainmeter widgets".
3:43 not sure if its just me but when i tried that out the loading icon was on the other side
Good and Cool Video bro!
Thanks you for a happy channel
I wonder what critical process does the fake Windows updater kill? How does it do it and why is it not patched in with Win10??
Or maybe it's just a manually started bsod?
Enderman: looks at virus and laughs
Me: oh crap I have a virus.... Call the police
Heeyyyyy Enderman. I was looking for you. Could you make a tutorial abour how to safe test a virus on a VM? If you would do that I would be greatfull.
It's pretty simple.
Disable always the shared folders or set them to read only when you work with malware, when the malware spreads via internet is better to disable completely the connection to the VM (like in the case of NotPetya), don't put personal files or your name as username when you test malware, keep always backups of the VMs, don't keep your accounts logins in there.
Simple.
@@malwaretestingfan yeeeeee, about that,,,......... It would be more easier for me to see a video with a inteligible voice and steps
@@malwaretestingfan also thanks......
Why am i getting recommended this now
Epilepsy: I can see flashing lights
Seizures: HELL i need a pacemaker so bad for this.
Win update.exe...best trolling for my "friend"
Can you maybe start this series again? Or is the an issue with that? I would really like to see a 2022 version!
'best viruses of 2020+" isn't a good choice of a title now dont you think /j
Nobody:
Enderman: Makes epilepsy warning 0.5 seconds long
this man must know alot about computers and how to delete viruses to be downloading viruses left and right
Whoever said viruses can’t ever kill you needs to look at that first one very closely. If you have epilepsy then yeah…
0:59 the screen effects is what happened when my brother kept closing the lid on my laptop
Imagine just clicking on both windows updates accidentally...
2:18 Of all the sites the virus can lead you why
Nice video, Amazing video, Viruses? How do they create these things? Dangerous ones
Where did you get these widgets like The workloads that you see in Task Manager
honestly your videos make me goose bumps
nice pfp lmao
Hello from the premiere!